1970s Men&#8217;s Fashion Ads You Won&#8217;t Be Able To Unsee

DianePeters 10 years ago

Men?

9points

PenniHayes 10 years ago

Looks like Beck done stole Pharell's hat.

3points

FrancescoIocca 10 years ago

What does your question mean?

1point

DianaCrunChewyWatson 10 years ago

In belted sweaters.

0points

LouiseReeves 10 years ago

They were until these ads appeared. They went into hiding soon after, altering their gender.

-2points

JosephineLouise 10 years ago

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AndrewBeierle 10 years ago

Dear 1970s knitters: I am from the future and I bring you a warning. If God had intended sweaters to have belts, he would have included them in the original design manual. Sweaters do NOT have belts. But they do, in all cases, have sleeves. For God's sake, don't forget the sleeves!

8points

LynneDarroch 10 years ago

Now I know what to get my husband for father's day. Running downstairs now for my knitting needles.

6points

HelenBaik 10 years ago

It's not just a Belted Sweater - it's a lifestyle!

5points

JuliannaForrai 10 years ago

Robin Hood in knitwear!

4points

HollyJonson 10 years ago

Something tells me someone thought this style was going to make men look like Robin Hood. Epic Fail.

4points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

The sequel to Robin Hood Men In Tights.

3points

JeffTerry 10 years ago

We've obviously regressed. Seems that walking away from belted sweaters left the door wide open for the barbarians to overthrow civilization. Which is why we have the Kardashians.

2points

CliffordSaunders 10 years ago

For the man about town

2points

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48points

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KerrieMantei 10 years ago

Damn hipsters

72points

CarlaClark 10 years ago

And their hipster sheep...

2points

RobynScott 10 years ago

Don't you hate when couples dress matchy-matchy.......

14points

SallyMalone 10 years ago

Prom night in Australia.

8points

$copper.fractions avatar$

TinyDynamine 10 years ago

The sheep want their money back.

8points

DianePeters 10 years ago

Ain't nobody happy here.

5points

AndreaTóth 10 years ago

sheeps either...poor animals...

1point

AliVayo 10 years ago

The sheep look great

4points

AlysonEnglish 10 years ago

They did a baaaaaaad thing.

3points

TheWalrus 10 years ago

"In a big country, dreams stay with you..."

2points

RosalindDalefield 10 years ago

So do nightmares, apparently!

2points

StefanieLorimer 10 years ago

the sheep look great

2points

LeopardHorse56 10 years ago

Poor sheep....

2points

#3

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47points

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MorriMiele 10 years ago

I found Waldo

78points

RyanMock 10 years ago

Nope, you found Tom Cruise pretending to be Waldo.

2points

Kortney Hudson 8 years ago

its val kilmer

1point

Beth Fenwick 8 years ago

😂

0points

RosalindDalefield 10 years ago

Right next to Starsky and Bobby Ewing.

0points

PenniHayes 10 years ago

Nah, that's Jackson Browne.

0points

SallyBR 10 years ago

Who needs contraceptives with outfits like that? ;-)

9points

DaveRice 10 years ago

Alvin, ALVIN...ALLLVIIIIN!!!

2points

Christina'sCeramics 10 years ago

Granny gowns for men

2points

MarekBalun 10 years ago

WHY!??????????????????

2points

dunkersp 10 years ago

Slumber party!

1point

GinaVickers 10 years ago

I love it when my man wears a night gown!

1point

TerriBarbara 10 years ago

It's fun to stay at the, YMCA

1point

SusannaVesna 10 years ago

40-year-old virgins!

1point

GregBerhow 10 years ago

Isn't that Mel Gibson on the far right?

1point

#4

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Final score:

47points

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KatKotka 10 years ago

It was definitely the era of the crotch...

20points

Isog Sargent 7 years ago

Mmmmm bulges.

0points

Susan Dyke 8 years ago

Same as the Medieval cod piece probably, bringing attention to ‘it’ methinks! 🙄

0points

Cathleen Morris 8 years ago

Or something ...

0points

SalliSticlaru 10 years ago

Bert Reynolds? Is that you?

8points

DonMuellerPhd 10 years ago

What does Burt have to say about your calling him Bert?

2points

KristenHz 10 years ago

I was thinking Tom Selleck ... but alas, they're just knock-offs.

0points

StevenWilliamson 10 years ago

Mike Brady...

0points

LynneDarroch 10 years ago

The 70s were much shinier than I recall as a child.

6points

JamiRussell 10 years ago

Boys, take a clue - this is where the waist of your pants belongs, not at your knees like you were it nowadays!

5points

MarleneLopez 10 years ago

I think that they look like cheesy porn stars from the '70's.

4points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

I think they're on their way to a skating party at a gay disco. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

3points

LuluGirard 10 years ago

Tom of Finland, eat your heart out.

2points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

I'm sorry Leotard Body suit on a man...Serious fashion faux pas

2points

PaigeHolliman 10 years ago

Toreadors untucked.

1point

PaulRadwanski 10 years ago

I'm guessing that's not Sears...

1point

#5

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46points

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KerrieMantei 10 years ago

Is that a Onesie?

30points

FranFoley 10 years ago

Haha thought that too but it's not . . Disappointed.

1point

KaiChu 10 years ago

looks like a fitted two piece, lol. I'm impressed by whoever that made sure the criss cross patterned lined up from shirt to shorts!

1point

Bobbi Kaufman 8 years ago

Lmao!!

0points

CarolStruck 10 years ago

It's a body suit! !

0points

MultiChara 10 years ago

- its a two-piece.

0points

FranciscoAlmendraSoto 10 years ago

I think it's a pijama. And a sexy one :v

0points

Christina'sCeramics 10 years ago

No onsies have feet that's a halfsie

0points

DiaŠtefánková 10 years ago

this lloks like something Donnas dad Bob from that 70s show would wear :D

6points

LeighStovall 10 years ago

Shows the historical accuracy!

0points

BetsyNealLewis 10 years ago

They look like they would just slide off of the furniture.

4points

pay1370 10 years ago

just looking fine as hell in my manly satin bathrobe

3points

sneakcollector 10 years ago

OMG! I think the light in bedroom went out itself immediately when they came in dressed like this...

2points

PatrickHughes 10 years ago

He looks like he's about to cry. I understand.

1point

TreyEvitt 10 years ago

I'm reminded of the gay couple in "Best in Show" The guy who is David St. Hubbins in "Spinal Tap"says, "We're in town 2 nights; how many tea ceremonies can you do?"

1point

LynnThompson 10 years ago

The guys in the left photo look like they're thinking, "Dear God, why have they put us in these ridiculous matching robes? Are we about to make a gay porno movie? My father tried to tell me that I'd never make a career out of modeling!"

1point

KarenClarke 10 years ago

They say French women have a terrific sense of style. French men- not so much.

1point

MarisaDelgado 10 years ago

The one on the left looks like a young Liam Neeson lol

1point

#6

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Final score:

46points

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LaurelCrooks 10 years ago

The jumpsuits on the right are just awful.

26points

KathleenNoah 10 years ago

They look like old Star Trek uniforms!

8points

NikkiOBrien 10 years ago

I don't know, the fella on the left is pretty much rocki g the purple! Lol

1point

JimBray 10 years ago

Those jumpsuits look straight outta Star Trek...

0points

CarolSwafford 10 years ago

They were awful then too but somebody must have bought them! Pimps and Hustlers???

0points

LaineGray 10 years ago

You mean you love the stuff on the left?

0points

TimM 10 years ago

And those on the left are awesome?

0points

MayaAladdin 10 years ago

I'm sure you would think differently if you were in the 70's

0points

KåreJensen 10 years ago

No way... lol

0points

NikkiOBrien 10 years ago

I don't know - the guy on the left is rocking the purple one lol

0points

VerónicaLíaAlbanesi 10 years ago

They are ALL awful!!!

0points

MichelleParent 10 years ago

They would look way better on a mostly naked woman whose breast were hanging out. That is generally our current high fashion.

0points

RichardKoopman 10 years ago

Straight from the "James Brown Mail Order Catalogue"!

7points

JeffSafey 10 years ago

As opposed to the ones on the left? Hahaha!

4points

StarShea 10 years ago

Needs moar butterfly collar.

3points

MoniqueChampagne 10 years ago

The purple jumpsuit is groovy man!

3points

RickQuintana 10 years ago

Toro! Toro! OLÉ!

3points

MarleneLopez 10 years ago

Didn't the guys on the right star in that 70's sitcom Eggplant and Doo Doo?

2points

ChristineAlbrecht-Buehler 10 years ago

How did anyone procreate in the '70s?

2points

DarthCuddles 10 years ago

I think the guy on the far right stole that from the wardrobe room on the set of Logan's Run

2points

BrettValentine 10 years ago

Yes! Far right: ". . NO. . . my lord Mudd. . ."

2points

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Final score:

45points

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KittyBuns 10 years ago

I would love if my partner dressed like this.

24points

ClariceBaker 10 years ago

Austin Powers in the middle..............

2points

TeriHuestis 10 years ago

4 REAL??? dress like THIS?? ur partner???

0points

PamelaCollum 10 years ago

Elton John, There you are.....

0points

JeanneBerry 10 years ago

The original inspiration for "That 70's Show" character Fez is in the center.

0points

ClariceBaker 10 years ago

Austin Powers in the middle. lol

0points

JackJohnson 10 years ago

r to l: Kelso, Fez, Hyde

4points

AshleyBergen 10 years ago

No that deff Eric on the left with fez and hyde

1point

JasonWinfrey 10 years ago

Howard Wolowitz fan club.

4points

HollyJonson 10 years ago

The middle one has a half Napoleon, half religious, influence. Those aren't good things.

3points

CharlotteSmith 10 years ago

True :) lol

0points

ElizabetheGeier 10 years ago

Someone alert Number One! The Prisoner finally escaped off The Island.

2points

TraciCuller 10 years ago

LOL

0points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

Austin Powers on vacation

2points

RichardKoopman 10 years ago

@KittyBuns.. Please, no! Please...... It would be an act of ' Castrating Manhood' !

2points

Adri Stone 1 year ago

I want to see these at the Met Gala next year.....

0points

Kerin Schiesser 3 years ago

Actually - I kinda LIKE the center gold/butterscotch one. Change the type/texture of the fabric, and it might be very attractive - elegant, even. Maybe some fabric that was a fine silk.linen weave, a little adaptation of the black turtleneck dickie or neckpiece, or however that look is achieved, and you'd actually have something a person of taste might wear and look good in.....

0points

Donovan 7 years ago

Turtleneck under a Nehru Jacket with Statement Necklace. Triple Threat!

0points

#8

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45points

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LaurelCrooks 10 years ago

Um.

21points

Denise 10 years ago

Diggin the skates !

1point

JessicaLamb 10 years ago

ummm the woman's underwear has a hotdog on it and says "I can't believe i ate the whole thing"... and the man's says "Here I come" ... I'm loosing it right now. This was the beginning of the Spencers type shirts

5points

KonstantinStog 10 years ago

Borat? :D

4points

JulieDeschenes 10 years ago

Proof that he did travel to U. S and A before moviefilm success.

2points

KristinGiulino 10 years ago

I think the picture of the underwear on the man is of an hand and its supposed to look like the hand is pulling the underwear down.. With the words here I come.... For once I am speechless.

3points

JayGee 10 years ago

Ahhh, I think you're right! I could NOT figure out that was supposed to be! The white band ruins the effect & makes it confusing.

2points

DanielaPopova 10 years ago

Why is she wearing stockings under the underwear? AND roller skates?

3points

CC 10 years ago

Because it looks nice... and she has hotdogs to deliver.

4points

JamieMolitor 10 years ago

I wonder why more people aren't wearing that right now.

2points

LeighStovall 10 years ago

Cuz it's the 70s!!!!

1point

AdrianaMedici 10 years ago

I will never eat hotdog in my entire life...

2points

DeniseHarada 10 years ago

He kinda looks like Will Ferrell so... They're kidding, right?!?!

2points

Alison Marchand 5 years ago

*scroll...scroll...SCROLLSCROLLSCROLLSCROLLSCROLL*

1point

John Shifflett 9 years ago

What? No Home of the Whopper underwear?

1point

BobbiNewell 9 years ago

I remember being a preteen girl, and seeing a grown man at the beach wearing the Speedo version of the ruler on the right. In blue. Tried not to stare - awkward!

1point

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44points

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BeckyBlake 10 years ago

Is he lactating!

49points

CarlGregor 9 years ago

Hahahahahaha

0points

ScottCash 10 years ago

hairy nipples

0points

KaitlynShanholtz 10 years ago

I think his nipples are just super hairy.

0points

fantasycreature 10 years ago

LOL!

0points

BeckyBlock 10 years ago

So many thoughts... Circular underwear hangers. Are these gentlemen truly the best models they could find? Why is the undershirt looking threadbare? And in closing, it's a wonder procreation happened during the 70's with men sporting these undergarments!

8points

RyanWilson 10 years ago

"Hey, we need more models for the shoot! We've used all these guys already." "Just get Larry and the guys in shipping. They'll do anything for a free lunch."

4points

BethGrunke 10 years ago

I don't remember any men being this ugly, let alone being models and being this ugly.

4points

SallyBR 10 years ago

That belly button shall give me nightmares tonight... MUST ERASE FROM MEMORY

4points

MandyDelaforce(PCGirl) 10 years ago

This is why we don't tuck our singlet into our undies, kids.

3points

PavelLujardo 10 years ago

I have just discovered I have the body of a 1970s underwear model.

1point

Peter Shadbolt 9 years ago

It's a horrible realisation isn't it?

0points

JeffTerry 10 years ago

Bout time we had positive male body images.

1point

Ouzodaki 10 years ago

Holy f**k! Now would be a perfect moment to go blind.

1point

KarenClarke 10 years ago

OOh! OOOH! OOOHHH! Mr Kotter!

1point

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38points

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DrgnflyMoon 10 years ago

Pimps on the left. Ho's on the right:)

181points

HelenaParks 10 years ago

Freddie Mercury to the left!

3points

DerekMcKnight 10 years ago

Your original comment was brilliant!

2points

JuliaJamieson 10 years ago

Best comment LOL

2points

IreneMay 10 years ago

Holy c**p, that was exactly what I just said!

1point

MarkO'Hearn 10 years ago

here I am, stuck in the middle again...

1point

ArdieJenkins 10 years ago

Disco Fever.

1point

MichaelThornton 10 years ago

spot on! ha ha

0points

KristenHz 10 years ago

LMAO

0points

DavidHutchinson 10 years ago

Congratulations, you win the internet for the day!

0points

VerónicaLíaAlbanesi 10 years ago

The taxi boys, obviously!

0points

JoannaHudson 10 years ago

Hee hee hee

0points

MarySchumacher 10 years ago

If only women weren't hurt in systems of prostitution every day, worldwide, your comment might be funny. Not laughing out loud.

-3points

BenjaminSpiers 10 years ago

The chap in yellow needs to be careful he doesn't pop that balloon.

10points

DawnBilyeu 10 years ago

they all look like porn stars. bow chicka bow wow.

9points

RachaelCook 10 years ago

what i love about these is that there's something interesting happening on their right... so much so it's like before a dog runs for their ball.... guy in powder blue is ready for the run

3points

CariHylton 10 years ago

Schwing!

3points

SorinNilsson 10 years ago

is one with the hat a pimp ?

3points

CarolIlett 10 years ago

It's Freddie Mercury!

3points

JenCenters 10 years ago

Is that a dinosaur egg?

1point

MarisaDelgado 10 years ago

The one in yellow has a deflating ball...oon ;)

1point

BrettValentine 10 years ago

Okay, okay . . . "Mod Cops" on the left, Eloi on the right. . .

1point

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37points

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RobynScott 10 years ago

That could spoil a third date.....

76points

CyndieBeard 10 years ago

That could spoil a lot of things!

4points

KarenAnne 10 years ago

And the first and second!!! Lol

0points

NastassiaBailey 10 years ago

Or, it's getting a 3 date started!

0points

FranFoley 10 years ago

Now that's a onsie!! Shexshy.

9points

odia 10 years ago

In this you can ruin your shirt, along with your underwear, when you shart.

7points

RogerAriis 10 years ago

I'd save 100%....

7points

LaurelCrooks 10 years ago

That would spoil the first one.

5points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

I just want to know ONE thing......what in the world happens when these men become excited in the 70s.......every one could see their...umm reaction

3points

Megan Cafarchia 9 years ago

I'm pretty sure that was the point, they wanted chicks (or dudes) to see their junk.

0points

CalistaArchambeault 10 years ago

look at those wee packages!

2points

PeggyJakopak 10 years ago

I never knew they made Mansie's, and I'm glad.

2points

RuthieKaplan 10 years ago

you can see why its save 50%...

2points

MaxHormiguera 10 years ago

You save 50% 'cause you don't need bottoms...

2points

#12

Hunter

Final score:

37points

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RebekkaBowater 10 years ago

" Lemme just stand here looking sexy while i hold this Chicken upside down" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE LOL!! xD

143points

EmilyLock 10 years ago

Clearly he's a chick magnet.

4points

ClariceBaker 10 years ago

Tom selleck lol

2points

LynneDarroch 10 years ago

They had originally planned on using an upside down sheep, to keep with the wooly theme, but the model was not strong enough to hold it long enough for a good photo.

2points

MalomobilnyMilevsky 10 years ago

I read your comment and laught like elephant! I think i forget that my laugh but nope - i stiil can! Thanks man! :)))

1point

dickvandyke 10 years ago

christmas. that's what's going on.

1point

Deane Craw 8 years ago

hehehe...my thoughts exactly

0points

KristenHz 10 years ago

I would understand if he were CHOKING the chicken... but he's holding the wrong end....

0points

PamelaCollum 10 years ago

He chocked the chicken, Now it is dead !

0points

BarbaraGerhard 10 years ago

I was a teen in the 70s and what is happening here is called spontaneous art, in wich they would put 2 unrelated things or objects together that didn't seem to fit with each other like a model holding an upside down chicken or a woman standing on a mountain top with holding a big triangle while a man dressed in a monkey suit balances on a unicycle it was a form or abstract art,

0points

BarbaraGerhard 10 years ago

this was a spontanious 70s idea of being different and its hard to explain I was a teen during that time and they did all kinds of wierd things, to draw attention to a specific add, it was also a form of , art, for instance, when we did art in school it was about how we felt, expressing our own uniquie individual, what we called a vibe, I can't put it any other way. we used whatever we saw in our environment to use in art, or like this a model holding a chicken we wold put things together with other things that were not related or that would seem not to fit with each other thats the best way to describe what is happening here.

0points

LarryTravis 10 years ago

He got caught choking his chicken.

0points

EmilyLock 10 years ago

Men did that all the time in the 1970s, as I recall. And your problem is...?

0points

Grazil 10 years ago

Rebekka your comment had more votes than the photo.. lol :)

0points

TreyEvitt 10 years ago

Christ, it's like what Freddy Mercury would have done if Queen didn't make it; run a Persian bizarre where he killed chickens but did so dressed fabulously!

0points

Greness1 10 years ago

He can bring home the chicken, fry it up in a pan. And never, never, never let you forget your a man!

0points

AbbyChugden 10 years ago

"It's not often that I slaughter chickens.....but when I do, I make sure to wear my JC Penny's full-length cable-knit sweater. Seriously. I'm stylin' today...."

0points

MaryMott 10 years ago

Well....the caption COULD read...."Here I stand with my c--k in my hand....!"

0points

EricSahlstrom 10 years ago

Is that Tom Selleck?

0points

BillyBoy 10 years ago

That's one limp c**k in his hand.

0points

MarcelaMacNaughton 10 years ago

I guess the chicken makes him more manly , desireable & sexy...yummy

0points

RickKorman 10 years ago

Freddie Mercury?

0points

JosephineLouise 10 years ago

I love c**k....

14points

CC 10 years ago

yea you'd scarf him right down, and all ten pounds of scarf.

2points

AlysonEnglish 10 years ago

Rock out with your c**k out?

7points

DaveBrown 10 years ago

Wanna choke my chicken?

7points

BrettValentine 10 years ago

Had one. . . but without the scarf. . . or the pet chicken

7points

SaraKostelnik 10 years ago

"This will replace the c**k I'm missing, dear."

6points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

A chicken might make sense if he was wearing a down jacket. What this says is that renting a sheep for the shoot was overbudget.

5points

CraigBaker 10 years ago

this one is my favorite of them all...the chicken just ties it all together

5points

SarahHouse 10 years ago

Darling, remember how we discussed Making our llllllovemaking more interesting? ...well, here's the chicken we discussed.

3points

RosalindDalefield 10 years ago

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken...

5points

DebraBrooksKapellakis 10 years ago

Yes we should all wear white on the farm. ;)

3points

AshleyBergen 10 years ago

In winter too no less

0points

#13

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Final score:

36points

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HeatherCrawford 10 years ago

im speechless.

35points

TimM 10 years ago

Especially considering that this was published, with one of the ceiling panels on the right falling off.

2points

FranFoley 10 years ago

It's bruce jenner before the op lol

7points

HannahArnott 10 years ago

i thought the same thing

0points

SusanneThomas 10 years ago

Channeling his inner Robin Hood.

5points

RobLindsey 10 years ago

So horrid even the ceiling is even falling down

3points

KaisarNapoleon 10 years ago

Thats something I'd imagine some crazy library lady to wear, lol

2points

TeresaGrocki 10 years ago

oh - I cannot even stop laughing

2points

Daniel Ray 8 years ago

It's like someone from Middle Earth in casual weekend attire.

1point

Candice Sassypants 9 years ago

He'd be kicked out of all North Carolina ' bathrooms.

1point

Leigh Stovall 9 years ago

Lmao

0points

dmi 210 1 year ago

Is he proud that the lines on his belted, short sleeve sweater match the lines on the ceiling tiles?

0points

Djumaana Farris 8 years ago

oh look one of the carpet tiles is coming off the ceiling

0points

#14

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35points

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AlexPeters 10 years ago

Now I know the apocalypse will be crocheted!!! OMG. My eyes, my eyes!!

6points

SarahPackard 10 years ago

And why is the man on the left wearing his sister's very short dress? I'm afraid if he decides to move what we all might see. Lol!

5points

JulieWicks 10 years ago

Omg! I can't stop laughing... Hope he has pants on!!

1point

StarShea 10 years ago

Nothing says, "Get at me", like granny's afghan.

5points

dani 10 years ago

wiiiiiillllmaaaaa!!!!

3points

TennoAndra 10 years ago

The, ugly, belted (or un-belted!!) sweater-vest was the (inherently pointless) "hoodie" of the '70s! (y) (y)

2points

DavidHutchinson 10 years ago

I'm thinking these guys lost a bet.

2points

SadieMadrid 10 years ago

Wanna play volleyball? Wait, let me grab my crocheted poncho!

2points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

Boys, your Grammy went to a lot of trouble to crochet these outfits specially for you. The least you can do in return is pose for ONE picture to show how much you appreciate her efforts. Now wipe those smirks off your faces.

2points

fantasycreature 10 years ago

Virginity protection wear

2points

HollyJonson 10 years ago

Ken Barbie called. He says "Hey! You forgot to put my pants on!"

2points

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34points

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DominikaFutó 10 years ago

Standing ovation for the designer.

25points

EricSahlstrom 10 years ago

Would you like fries with that?

1point

RebeccaleeCoventry 10 years ago

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

6points

SheriRice 10 years ago

Look it doubles as birth control

4points

LisaSummers 10 years ago

Looks like the winter uniform at a burger joint.

4points

NathanBunker 10 years ago

YOODALEYHEEHOO!!!

2points

JuliaJamieson 10 years ago

Head elf?

2points

AliVayo 10 years ago

Does he yodel?

2points

Michael Negrich 8 years ago

Spent hours recreating this for a freind and he'll have nothing to do with it !

1point

PaulBeck 10 years ago

"Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen...." ♫

1point

StephanieCrow 10 years ago

The original Travelocity gnome.

1point

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33points

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JulieMolina 10 years ago

More things should be in giraffe pattern.

84points

LeopardHorse56 10 years ago

Just not men's clothing.....

3points

TreyEvitt 10 years ago

IKR...I mean, once everybody can tell you're Jewish....

2points

JasonSawyer 10 years ago

No, they shouldn't. (-;

0points

KåreJensen 10 years ago

agreed

0points

PattiBrett 10 years ago

Yeah, but not on men!

0points

KalinAndonov 10 years ago

Luke Skywalker's modelling period.

6points

LeslieMonteiro 10 years ago

Garanimals!

3points

KazReimann 10 years ago

oh my goodness, they have their singlets tucked into their matching undies - stellar !!

3points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

Funderoos! Fun to wear, but they won't get you laid.

2points

PetraKok 10 years ago

The combination of mens clothes and animal prints should be forbidden by law!

2points

DennisR.Craig 9 years ago

Gee mom, thanks for the birthday cake and cool underwear!

1point

TrishJeffries 10 years ago

Kim Kardashian's new swimsuit line, designed with Kanye in mind.

1point

Bianca Esteban 8 years ago

Demonstrating why the 70s is the worst period of men's fashion since humans strapped fur pelts to their loins.

0points

HeatherGibson 9 years ago

Attack of the Killer Ys

0points

#17

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

31points

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GillianMcGown 10 years ago

on the right. Bay City rollers had a lot to answer for!!!

43points

CindyRogers 10 years ago

Why is the guy on the far left wearing my mother's blouse?

4points

KathySnow 10 years ago

Lol!!!!

0points

KathyKennedy 10 years ago

On the left.....Mom's shirt AND her jeans. lol

0points

KathyKennedy 10 years ago

On the left - Mom's shirt AND her jeans. lol

0points

TrishaLynch 10 years ago

That's what i was thinking lol.

0points

JeremySparks 10 years ago

The guy on the right...is that? Could it be? Yes! It's Dexter!

6points

PeggyJakopak 10 years ago

I'm not even sure there are words to describe that guy on the left with the peaches on his shirt and the high waisters.

4points

JasonLuedke 10 years ago

Guy on left is too embarrassed to admit he accidentally ordered from the women's section of the catalog.

3points

StarShea 10 years ago

Dexter did some modeling work... (far right)

3points

JuandelBarrio 10 years ago

The guy on the right even gets beat up when he goes to France

2points

HollyMardis 10 years ago

We are...two wild and crazy guys! We are...two wild and crazy guys!

2points

MelissaWelch 10 years ago

The crotches on these slacks are kinda tight.

1point

FranciscoAlmendraSoto 10 years ago

The one on the far right looks like Frozen's Anna. And I really like the shirt on the left :$

1point

SeanMcCormack 10 years ago

Steve Carell far left?

1point

#18

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

30points

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KaiChu 10 years ago

Mondrian-like briefs!

21points

TerryDonia 10 years ago

OMG, it looks like a little barn for his junk!

6points

CarriCarey 10 years ago

Horizontal opening... To hold your change?

4points

MikeTelesca 10 years ago

Phone rings: " Hello? Hey Darla! What's up? Me? Oh , just hanging out in tighties reading literature.

4points

CarolMaddox 10 years ago

Actually, I think that might be The Book of Mormon.

3points

$copper.fractions avatar$

TinyDynamine 10 years ago

Honey! I brought my mum round! Oh christ...

3points

RhondaLynn 10 years ago

It says 6 colors when there are actually 7!

2points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

quess white wasn't a bright color back then

1point

MarleneLopez 10 years ago

For the man who has NOTHING!

1point

JuliaJamieson 10 years ago

Low sperm count anyone?

1point

Isog Sargent 7 years ago

Yes please.

0points

DianaValdivieso 10 years ago

Okay finally that man's hot

1point

FranFoley 10 years ago

I swear bonds still makes these!

1point

#19

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

25points

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dani 10 years ago

thunderbirds are go!

47points

Marty Chamberlain 8 years ago

lol

0points

MiriamHirsch 10 years ago

absolutely!

0points

BarbieNealey-Wanhala 10 years ago

Awesome, Dani!

0points

BarbieNealey-Wanhala 10 years ago

Lol! Awesome, Dani

0points

JackO'Callaghan 10 years ago

I had those striped pants on the left back in 1972... Doubleknit !!!

0points

JennWazny 10 years ago

lol. they do look like puppets. lmao!

0points

PrinsesCarina 10 years ago

the guy on the left could be George Takei's doppelgänger

8points

Chrissy Knight 8 years ago

The one next to George could easily be Matt Damon lol

0points

RebekkaBowater 10 years ago

OMG Fred from Scooby Doo!!! xD

8points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

Some failed concepts for Ken's proposed new pal, Bruce.

5points

MaureenKeeler 10 years ago

How very forward thinking. An ad that speaks to all races. But ... the high-water bells have got to go. What's with the blonde prince plastic?

4points

AutumnArnold 10 years ago

Man, if those two white guys don't look like rapists...

3points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

OK now I know why men are wearing baggy pants around their knees now,

3points

FranFoley 10 years ago

Dude looks like a ken doll

3points

LynneTessier 10 years ago

Ring a ding?! Are these 'men' real or life-size Ken dolls?!!

2points

JasonLuedke 10 years ago

I can almost see Nick Cannon wearing the pants on the far right when he hosts AGT.

1point

#20

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

24points

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RachelMcPeak 10 years ago

That magazine title though.

37points

LindaAdamo 10 years ago

it's a crochet & knit pattern book, not a magazine.

1point

Jesse Zwack 9 years ago

It's a "leaflet."

0points

MichaelThornton 10 years ago

great band name ?

0points

AmyPeterson 10 years ago

Men in belted Sweaters....and the women who love them!

4points

KatyMason 10 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's Matthew McConaughey...

3points

Toni Cartiglia 8 years ago

Bahahaha

0points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

Noooo- not again!

3points

KaterinaAntonenko 10 years ago

The 70th version of adult fetish XXX magazine.

3points

Pemberton 10 years ago

Does he wear the sweater directly on his body (without a T-shirt or anything)? It doesn't look comfortable...

2points

KaeriePeterson 10 years ago

Columbia Minerva was a long-running pattern book for knitters and crocheters. Handmade fashion from all decades is notoriously bad.

2points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

I think she wants her sweater back

2points

JimmySuarez 9 years ago

Why on earth would I need to belt my SWEATER???

1point

StevenWilliamson 10 years ago

Do we want to know what that white smudge is? Nope nope nope nopenopenopenopenope.

1point

#21

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

24points

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FranFoley 10 years ago

Fancies?

21points

JeanneBerry 10 years ago

Man: "Hey, honey, have you seen my Fancies?" Wife: "They're in the wash."

2points

MiriamHirsch 10 years ago

what else could you possibly call them?

0points

VickyTaylor 10 years ago

fancy pants

0points

SirChrissyAlexander 10 years ago

Fancy pants?

0points

BrettValentine 10 years ago

. . .yeah. . .I can't say anything. . . I was there, I "wore"

6points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

Polyester- a major reason there was a petroleum crisis in the '70s.

5points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

Had to be the drugs

5points

AlexPeters 10 years ago

the latest ugly couches, in pants.

4points

DanielaPopova 10 years ago

The shoes? the hight-heel shoes!?

2points

MaureenKeeler 10 years ago

... and then along came PLATFORMS! Oh yeah, baby!

2points

Mitch Hagan 9 years ago

Nothing says masculine like "fancies."

1point

DanielleWolf 10 years ago

It's Fez!

1point

Silimaure 10 years ago

No One should wear double knit...ever.

1point

TerrancePrice 10 years ago

Hold up! Only $15?!

1point

#22

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

22points

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SusanWilkinson 10 years ago

My dad had one of these!

18points

DannyNutter 10 years ago

I am so old I'm the only one who recognizes this model as baseball hall of famer Tom Seaver . . . .

3points

DavidHutchinson 10 years ago

Calling Ron Burgundy...

4points

MichelleMoreno 10 years ago

It's the chanel 5 news crew!

2points

JeanneBerry 10 years ago

Men wear "outfits"?

1point

BetsyNealLewis 10 years ago

The guy version of the lbd!

1point

NeoBrittany 10 years ago

Ahhh.. so this is where barbershop quartets get their outfits!

1point

RosalindDalefield 10 years ago

Four different ways to look like a total prat.

1point

LuluGirard 10 years ago

They look like they're having a lively polyester debate.

1point

MelissaWelch 10 years ago

You still have the same outfit..Even though there is a suit jacket with breast pockets or one more formal with out.I would'nt be tricked.'Oh,you went to the Men's Store at Sears'?It's all the same color..

1point

KarenClarke 10 years ago

Gotta love these can't-miss matching coordinates. Like Garanimals for Grown Men.

1point

#23

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

21points

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NatalieRudley 10 years ago

If we weight these knits down with enough rocks we can drown them and no one will ever know!

75points

TimCrawford 10 years ago

Aaaah those are rocks....I thought they had a handful of gerbals

1point

TerrancePrice 10 years ago

"Our balls. they kinda look like this. Can we have please have them back sir?"

12points

GinnyBurnett 10 years ago

Someone 'dresses to the right'....

3points

SaraKostelnik 10 years ago

"I'll fecking stone her for shrinking your sweater!"

3points

JosephineLouise 10 years ago

These outfits are so bad they're stoning us to death!!!

2points

CarrieHall 10 years ago

The guy in #25 with the blue collar looks like @SethMcFarlane

2points

TimCrawford 10 years ago

Thank you God!! We found a handful of gerbals

1point

EllieAndry 10 years ago

Looks like Dexter and his friend are going to enjoy sweet revenge stoning whomever attacked them with the polyester.

1point

SueDenys 10 years ago

Hot potato anyone?

1point

Bianca Esteban 8 years ago

"Here! Stuff these down yer polyester leisure pants."

0points

#24

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

20points

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FranFoley 10 years ago

You know you're all thinking it.

67points

TerrancePrice 10 years ago

Ascots are awesome and once again needs to be a staple in men's fashion accessories? Then yes.

8points

MarisaDelgado 10 years ago

That Captain Kangaroo and his man servant should throw those ugly knits in the fire behind them? No? ok

7points

NicholasErdody 10 years ago

the most interesting gay man in the world

4points

Annalise 10 years ago

What are we thinking?

1point

JasonFlay 10 years ago

Bruce Wayne and D**k Grayson the later years?

1point

TessHunter 10 years ago

I'm thinking it.

1point

Crybabyartist 6 years ago

I know I am

0points

JanaBowman 10 years ago

That is so so funny!!!!!

0points

HollyMardis 10 years ago

I don't always wear a sweater vest and scarf...but when I do, I make my pool boy wear one, too. Stay sweatery, my friend...

19points

JoannaGrocottIvers 10 years ago

I'd hate to see 'worst of the vests' :/

8points

CathyCopeland 10 years ago

If this is the best, I don't want to see the worst!

5points

NicoleRoberts 10 years ago

"Come sit on Grandpa's lap, sweetie..."

4points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

Todd and his "uncle" Bruce were famous in world of artisanally crafted menswear, and often posed in creations of their own design.

4points

RosalindDalefield 10 years ago

Color blindness is inherited.

3points

PattiBrett 10 years ago

He's robbing the cradle!

3points

JeffreyMosne 10 years ago

Shaggy will truly do it for a Scooby Snack . Freddy found that out ,

2points

JosephineLouise 10 years ago

Oh god... Let's not see the 'worst' then...

2points

#25

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

19points

POST

NatalieRudley 10 years ago

The description on this is strangely erotic!

45points

LaurelCrooks 10 years ago

And totally gross.

4points

NicoleRoberts 10 years ago

Well, it's white, so you can hide the stains from the "ultimate fashion climax".

2points

Bobbi Kaufman 8 years ago

That was the 70's - all about sex and indulgence. :)

0points

KathrynAberle 10 years ago

My first year university English prof in 1974 had the white jump suit. He wore it with the zipper a little lower. Highly distracting.

0points

MarkDunlavey 10 years ago

You know you look bad when you review your latest 'sexy pose' photo and women are laughing at you behind your back.

9points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

she's laughing cause he borrowed her clothes

5points

EvaGiann 10 years ago

There's an upside down moustache on his belly. CANNOT UNSEE!

6points

ZofiaTeresiak 10 years ago

I think it's actually inverted cross. It is all satan's doing...

0points

BrettValentine 10 years ago

". . .because one is enough when it's you!" I'm dying!

4points

PaulTincher 10 years ago

And with that outfit it will most likely remain "just you" . :-)

2points

PaulTincher 10 years ago

The girl on the left shouldn't be laughing so hard, but I really understand.

2points

MichelleParent 10 years ago

I like how the girl behind him can't keep from laughing. Lol

2points

JohnSchroeder 10 years ago

Isn't that Cheryl Tiges?

1point

MaureenKeeler 10 years ago

That's what I thought too. Cheryl Tiegs.

2points

MarleneLopez 10 years ago

Cannot unzip....zipper got caught on crotch hair.

1point

ZofiaTeresiak 10 years ago

I can't keep thinking about how panicked those guys were when they had unexpected diarrhea attack.

1point

Rene'Thurston 10 years ago

Oooo! Oooo! Mr. Kotter! You look like a pervert! Ooo Ooo!

1point

#26

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

19points

POST

BrettValentine 10 years ago

but I can say a whole LOT about this!

12points

MiriamHirsch 10 years ago

Please, tell me all you have to say. I'm waiting with bated breath!

0points

GedMcMahon 10 years ago

Don't shake hands with the guy sitting down.

9points

NancyGarbish 10 years ago

So that's where Nanny's afghan went! So that's where Nanny's afghan went!

2points

DeborahLloyd 10 years ago

Stop making these, grandma

1point

VerónicaLíaAlbanesi 10 years ago

Nooooo! More horrible ponchos!

1point

neeka27 10 years ago

That guy has a little early Bill Clinton going on...

1point

Daniel Ray 8 years ago

Dave's sporting the new psoriasis serape. Never worry about itching in public ever again. Not even your best friend Ronald will notice.

0points

Bianca Esteban 8 years ago

Insert Matt Stone & Trey Parker.

0points

Olivia Dale 9 years ago

Ah, that's where my old rug got to.

0points

Noelle Darzi 9 years ago

Da poncho suits you.

0points

#27

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

18points

POST

LauraD'Costa 10 years ago

Lmao anyone for tennis?

17points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

Looks more like he's about to spank him.

2points

J.BrentClark 10 years ago

Pardon me. That's a badminton racquet and two shuttlecocks.

1point

TimCrawford 10 years ago

Sure just let me get my Manties on haha

0points

PaulBeck 10 years ago

"Why yes officer, I always play tennis in my underwear."

0points

TreyEvitt 10 years ago

Or want to do some poppers and a little light discipline? Hedonism Bot approves...

0points

PeggyJakopak 10 years ago

Please tell me it's the racquet that's brown?

5points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

I didn't notice untill I read your comment, now I'm crying because I laughed so hard :D

1point

LaurelCrooks 10 years ago

They all look like bad porn stars.

4points

DaveBrown 10 years ago

I need a good paddling

3points

HollyJonson 10 years ago

At least they're enjoying themselves and have an easy job. Sometimes, we just need to look on the bright side and turn our cheek to the rest.

3points

HelenaParks 10 years ago

Why did they need "drip dry" underwear?

3points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

Because it's bri-nylon of course.

0points

FranFoley 10 years ago

Too many balls for tennis.

3points

Jesse Zwack 9 years ago

What a bunch of colour-loving, drip-dry gals!

1point

StevenWilliamson 10 years ago

I wouldn't have put drip dry in an underwear ad...I mean, sure it happens, but should we talk about it?

1point

MorRioghan 10 years ago

70's men's wear is modern day women's wear.. :D

1point

#28

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

17points

POST

JulieMolina 10 years ago

Those two guys are really avoiding eye contact.

91points

JimRoden 10 years ago

Post coital regret.

11points

Christina'sCeramics 10 years ago

And the dude In white looks constipated

4points

AlishaColtellino 10 years ago

This comment almost killed me LOL xD

2points

DavidBarro 10 years ago

That's because a second earlier, they both scoped each others' junks!

0points

MicheleCarter 10 years ago

Ah the look of extreme discomfort while jogging in too tight jean shorts.

10points

AlysonBouchard 10 years ago

It's so strange seeing the guy in tight Daisy duke cutoffs whole the woman's shorts are loose.

5points

JanetO'donnell 10 years ago

is that Barbie and her dad?

4points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

Is that a camel toe on the man in jean shorts

3points

MaureenKeeler 10 years ago

Hah, made them look!

0points

MelissaWelch 10 years ago

The guy in the white underpants set has almost a disgusted look on his face.Why? They're paying him for this photo shoot,right? They'll probably let you keep the underwear too.Win-win..

2points

JenCenters 10 years ago

I love jogging bralesss in a half shirt.

2points

KaisarNapoleon 10 years ago

On the right, which one is the woman ?

1point

AnnieMason 10 years ago

Farrah Fawcett and Lee Majors - before they were famous.

1point

NeilGoheen 10 years ago

whats up with the dude wearing the Daisy Dukes?

1point

#29

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

16points

POST

FranFoley 10 years ago

See what they did there? Those tricksters.

31points

MichaelThornton 10 years ago

spot on!

0points

HelenaParks 10 years ago

Why are those plaid pants on him backwards?

4points

JuandelBarrio 10 years ago

We dont always touch heads when playing pool... but when we do, it's because we've already lost our dignity.

3points

AshleyBergen 10 years ago

This is the best comment ever!

0points

JenniferGreeneCrane 10 years ago

I can't believe this whole article. The 70's. I know, I was there. I liked it probably mostly because I was young in it. I turned 20 in 1973. I remember people people that looked like that, guys, yeah. Not the clothes so much but the hair and mustaches. So crazy. Some of the clothes I do remember. So weird.

2points

KarenClarke 10 years ago

Suck in yer gut power.

2points

Victor Manteca Hierro 7 years ago

Slaxploitation.

1point

dunkersp 10 years ago

Is it suppose to mean Black Power?

1point

RebeccaTerpack 10 years ago

Not sure what's more offensive, the play on black power or the word "slack."

1point

RosalindDalefield 10 years ago

Psst, bro, why are those chicks up there in the gallery laughing at us?

1point

MarleneLopez 10 years ago

I bet his balls are way bigger than these!

1point

#30

Carsuals

Final score:

13points

Alessandro Corniani

POST

ArturKlassen 10 years ago

LSD was much more popular those days.

22points

Marty Chamberlain 8 years ago

It sure was...

0points

RickQuintana 10 years ago

Not even 1977 Britney Spears/Natalie Portman hybrid can take you seriously in these pants.

2points

KristiZoebelein 10 years ago

"Horoscope" fun!

2points

Penny Penelopize Palmer 9 years ago

As were bj's insinuation in advertising Arthur ????????????

1point

Ad Donkers 9 years ago

love the striped one

1point

AshleyBergen 10 years ago

For $9?!?!? S**t I'll buy a pair!

1point

ShaunRichards 10 years ago

I need a pair of Horoscope fun slacks with stove-pipe legs, like right now, my life has been denied to me all these years.

1point

DanielaPopova 10 years ago

100% sexist, total ashole written. Feminist satisfaction guaranteed!

1point

BobFelton 10 years ago

'Honey, did you wash my Fun Slacks?'

1point

Crybabyartist 6 years ago

I'd wear those horoscope pants right now... they are GROOOOOOVY

0points

#31

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

12points

POST

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

Guy on the right looks like he just did a hit of something

11points

MelissaPack 10 years ago

He'd have to to wear that!

1point

KarinMagno 10 years ago

He probably did.

0points

Jenny-Lil'Rawat 10 years ago

thats the only way he could bear wearing this outfit!!!

0points

PaulTincher 10 years ago

He'd have to to be wearing that sweater!

0points

TerryDonia 10 years ago

Damn biker thugs in their fashionable knitwear.

7points

LexiLewis 10 years ago

It totally has "Hells Angels" embroidered on the back.

5points

JulieWhitham 10 years ago

Ahhh....Jumpers the same shade as a Morris Marina car, baby cack brown..}:-0

1point

TimM 10 years ago

These look like the things that your great aunt Nell would send for Christmas, that you had to wear when she came to visit.

1point

DavidBlackwood 10 years ago

Charlie Brown?

1point

MarleneLopez 10 years ago

They call me mellow yellow....

1point

RickKorman 10 years ago

Sped Racer?

1point

Jesse Zwack 9 years ago

Another goddamned belted sweater.

0points

EdBerens 10 years ago

Many of these items are fashion "novelties" of the era.

0points

JuandelBarrio 10 years ago

Guy on the right looks like a cross between Steve McQueen and the Keebler Elf

0points

#32

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

12points

POST

MarisaDelgado 10 years ago

Pierce Brosnan? George Lopez?!! Didnt expect to see so many celebs in these ads lol

9points

TimM 10 years ago

Were they celebs then?

0points

NancyPflum 10 years ago

One of the best things that ever happened, double knit polyester going out of style, never should have been in-style.

2points

MarleneLopez 10 years ago

They glued us to the damn posts!

1point

Marielle Hasselblad 8 years ago

A braided belt...

0points

Melody Johnson 9 years ago

That guy on the left. I actually him. He was very popular catalog model.

0points

Makenzie Sheriff 9 years ago

This one is cool too

0points

cest_nayce 10 years ago

HOLY PATTERNS! the Roman vase? I'm dying hahaha

0points

MaureenKeeler 10 years ago

Does anyone picture Magnum and a red Ferrari here?

0points

Pemberton 10 years ago

The orange guy reminded me of somebody in Thunderbird.

0points

cest_nayce 10 years ago

or ThunderPants! lol

0points

TeaBerries 10 years ago

I thought it was fashion forward, not forward fashion... did that term change in the 80's?

0points

#33

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

11points

POST

DianeHume 10 years ago

Makes me want to sing the YMCA song

55points

RickKorman 10 years ago

my exact first thought, lol

2points

PamelaCollum 10 years ago

Perfect, sang that song recently.......

0points

BarbieNealey-Wanhala 10 years ago

I do now!

0points

KirstenDohmen 10 years ago

'Cause of course you always wear sandals on the construction site.

10points

TraceyGjosund 10 years ago

Nothing says Fashion like Mighty Mouse

4points

MichelleParent 10 years ago

'Do you think this mouse on my shirt will get me layed?" 'Yes'

2points

FroukeBrouwer 10 years ago

Guy on the right: "Dude there is a spider on your back." Guy in the middel whisphers throught his teeth:"Get it off, get it off!!" Guy on the left:"You are such a good guy, guy on the left."

2points

MarkVahlkamp 10 years ago

A hardhat (for safety) AND sandals?

1point

DerekMcKnight 10 years ago

Here I come to save the day, mighty mouse is very gay.

1point

dickvandyke 10 years ago

"hat"

1point

Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago

So,a hard hat was a fashion accessory back then? Dear lord Im glad I was only being born at the time.

0points

Dusty Day 8 years ago

Y M C A 🎶🎶

0points

#34

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

6points

POST

WendyReaser 10 years ago

Yep because real men wear underwear and tshirts

12points

Cookie 10 years ago

to the beach.

2points

AshleyBergen 10 years ago

While in public at the ocean

1point

RosalindDalefield 10 years ago

...and, apparently, tuck their tshirts into their underwear!

1point

SusanWilkinson 10 years ago

and biker glasses!!

1point

RickQuintana 10 years ago

The ones on the right are experimenting with "sailor style", the ones on the left have grown disillusioned with it. Yup, it's the 70s.

1point

Adri Stone 1 year ago

More guys wearing their new underwear to the beach.

0points

Christina Veneti 6 years ago

Omg... Please save the kids at least...

0points

Michael Sheeran 7 years ago

That's what I wear to the beach

0points

Marielle Hasselblad 8 years ago

This is what you saw in the 70s when dressing people off with your eyes...

0points

Jesse Zwack 9 years ago

"I still can't see your penis even with these x-ray goggles."

0points

Cynthia Vigini 9 years ago

Charlie Sheen is that you?..... getting ready for your Hex condom commercial!

0points

EvaHal 10 years ago

we are real men, standing at a creek in our underware

0points

StevenWilliamson 10 years ago

Huh...Is that Josh Duggar on the right? With his kid brother?

0points

#35

1970s Men’s Fashion

Final score:

6points

POST

EmilyPilc 10 years ago

Fruit of the doom. These guys look like serial killers.

47points

TeaBerries 10 years ago

OMG Emily your comment had me ROLLING

0points

WendyReaser 10 years ago

The Ted Bundy collection lol

10points

SusannaVesna 10 years ago

Ahahaha! Best!

0points

BeckyBlock 10 years ago

"Treated to stay Sanitized Fresh"??? What does this mean; one needn't launder his underwear?? Just eww.

3points

RickKorman 10 years ago

sitting on a park bench...

2points

Jesse Zwack 9 years ago

Mr Raschel knit suspects the Circular knit scoundrels are up to no good again.

0points

AshleyBergen 10 years ago

My Pop-pop still wears his in the winter time!

0points

JoeFirenze 10 years ago

fruit of the doom. These guys look like serial killers.

0points

JuandelBarrio 10 years ago

Do those pajamas have footies???

0points

HattiePanacek 10 years ago

they seriously had the worst hair in those days...

0points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

And that, people, is how Erik Estrada started his carrier.

0points

#36

In 2015.

Final score:

5points

Max Gershfield

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SandyGalbraith 10 years ago

Well... Hello sailor!

9points

Bongo 10 years ago

It's a 70's fashion ad, yet there is a web address on the adjoining ad. Talk about being ahead of the times!

1point

Michael Sheeran 7 years ago

Nope, Nope, Nopity-Nope

0points

Sean Stewart 8 years ago

I told Tenille the Captain was a creeper.

0points

Scot Smiley 9 years ago

Thurston Howell III?

0points

PamelaCollum 10 years ago

Captain , Where is Teneil ?

0points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

Mind the crabs, dear.

0points

DanWendlick 10 years ago

Fifteen more minutes on the deck, captain, then it's time to go to the therapy room

0points

#37

Dee Eye Ess See Oh

Final score:

5points

Johanna Neurath

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NealGraves 10 years ago

Xanaduuuuuuuuuu!!!

15points

KurtKeller 10 years ago

Stepping out of what? The closet?

7points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

They banged the door so hard that they destroyed the entire building, then...

2points

DanWendlick 10 years ago

The latest fashion from Jiffy-Pop

4points

JuandelBarrio 10 years ago

THATS AWESOME

0points

SanfordSchimel 10 years ago

ABBA wants their costumes back

2points

Pemberton 10 years ago

the bulge lol

2points

KrisBrix 10 years ago

Penises and lamé don't mix well.

1point

CassieWilliams 10 years ago

What the funk is wrong with his junk? 0.o

1point

DrayWolf 10 years ago

that's the 2nd time the giant egg is featured. see #12

1point

Adri Stone 1 year ago

Looks like the gold guy dropped a load in the front!!

0points

dmi 210 2 years ago (edited)

Putting the woman in the advertisement does not make it any less homoerotic. Blond golden guy's penis is not ready and waiting for the woman!

0points

#38

Square To The Hips

Final score:

2points

Elizabeth Wayland-Seal

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NicoleRoberts 10 years ago

Because two big s**t-brown patches on a guy's butt cheeks is what the ladies love!

17points

SHj Eula 4 years ago

not everyone dresses to impress the ladies....they dress for themselves too

0points

ChrystalTaylor 10 years ago

But his pockets belong on her pants and Vic versa.... Lol

0points

JulieWicks 10 years ago

Bahahahah!!!

0points

TiffanySy 10 years ago

Is she wearing the same outfit just a different color as the one to the far left?!

0points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

Gently apply brown back pocket on blue front pocket. Kick the girl out. Enjoy.

0points

SandyGalbraith 10 years ago

Jeans Joint! Making it easier to find your pocket when s**t faced!

0points

#39

So Much Derp

Final score:

1point

Elizabeth Wayland-Seal

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NicoleRoberts 10 years ago

The kid in the bird shirt is slowly realizing that this photo shoot was a bad idea.

12points

DavidHutchinson 10 years ago

Oh boy, I can save 10% and look ugly twice!

5points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

"Your search for value ends at Penneys". Well, they didn't imagine who right they were...

1point

MitchellOlson 10 years ago

This is definitely early 80's.

1point

CarolynRaeCurtin 9 years ago

This one should be called" how to guarantee getting best up after school"

0points

TiffanySy 10 years ago

The outcome of your mom picking out your clothing

0points

SusannaVesna 10 years ago

"Your search for value ends...." XD

0points

#40

#31

Final score:

1point

Karl

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Adri Stone 1 year ago

What is it with guys in their underwear at the beach?!? "Hey guys, I just got some new skivvies! Let's go down to the beach and show them off!"

0points

Dusty Day 8 years ago

Da da da daaaaaaa! CATALOGUE MAAAAAAAAN!

0points

KrisBrix 10 years ago

They are like hypnotic triangular frames drawing your eyes to where you don't care to look. Except that's not art.

0points

#41

Starsky & Hutch Style Knit Jacket

Final score:

1point

Chuck Morford

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CindiNeumann 10 years ago

starsky and hutch

8points

Amanda 9 years ago

not that bad.... Looks cozy at least

0points

#42

Real Men Have Molester Mustaches. And Wear Slipper Socks.

Final score:

-1point

Elizabeth Wayland-Seal

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NicoleRoberts 10 years ago

Wanna ride on my Terry Go Round?

6points

FionaBeavis 10 years ago

Because nothing says manliness like a Budweiser skirt...

1point

JoannaColeman 10 years ago

prosthetic lower leg + foot sans body ?

1point

Marielle Hasselblad 8 years ago

Why has the budweiser man such a weird pose drinking his beer?

0points

Dusty Day 8 years ago

And fell down from being constantly reminded to drink BUDWEISER!

0points

TiffanySy 10 years ago

Real men weaR above the knee robes and molester staches

0points

DescreatMent 10 years ago

WTF #3 is actually a freaking skirt!!!

0points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

Will Ferrell realness.

0points

Pemberton 10 years ago

pajamas and socks make a hideous combination :(

0points

FrédéricEeckman 10 years ago

Add some budweiser print, and enjoy the combo.

0points

ShaunRichards 10 years ago

Wtf is a Terry-go-round? And......Slipper Sock? 0.o

0points

#43

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#43

Nice

Final score:

-9points

Miglė Širinskaitė

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MercedesCordoway 9 years ago

What is this?

0points