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Be honest, when was the last time you read the label on your favorite t-shirt or the most comfortable pair of jeans? Probably a while ago, right? And why bother with the clothing tags at all if there's never any funny slogans or amusing wisdom written on them but the bleak washing instructions, right?
Well, not really - these clothing labels will convince you to look again - they aren’t your usual “do not mix with colors” or “do not boil me in water over 60 degrees, thanks very much” kind of thing. Some offer serious life advice (seriously, we aren’t joking!), others are lost in translation, some are adorned with funny puns and yet others are offensive… or maybe hilarious. That’s up to your sense of humor.
If you’ve ever come across any similar funny phrases on labels, submit them to our list. If not, then let us know which one of these funny photos from our collection of clothing labels do you like the most!
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SamanthaJones 10 years ago
I have a Red Bubble shirt, it's a valid point. You should never slap pandas!
AoibhinTwomey 10 years ago
What! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :-) I won't though don't worry
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LeslieNeal 10 years ago
I just bought a shirt from Redbubble. I love the tag so much that I have it clipped to my wall calendar so I can see it every day.
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DanaKessler 10 years ago
Is that second one don't dry it on a mountain or is it whip until stiff peaks? Unsure.
JenniferMonahan 10 years ago
Nah, she just knows how to read the little symbols. And when you get tired of your fashionable clothes coming out pink and hamster-sized, you'll learn how to read the little symbols too.
BridgetteO'Connell 10 years ago
I had to find a "cheat sheet" online, which I print out and stashed in my laundry room.
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GlynisLailann 10 years ago
The last part of the lable should be put on all washables the world over.
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Betsy Ackerman 2 years ago
good finely someone under stands im a gal and i cant stand them doing that
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AndreaB 10 years ago
Nope. "You'll do awesome" is correct. It's like "you'll do great." "You'll do greatly" would be wrong.
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AndreeaHausi 10 years ago
This is not quite so funny, it's intended for stupid people who could think of opening a lawsuit to the producer of the garment/ zipper because they hurt their...
ClaudiaMedrano 10 years ago
Their penis. (You trailed off for a second. I thought I'd help you out.)
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AtticusCorcoran 10 years ago
I've heard that about 50,000 men a year will injure their penis doing this.
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Elizabeth Phipps 6 years ago
Yes, but where are the instructions on how to wash it?😂
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MartinaVeselá 10 years ago
Of course. Their sweatshops are the best and cheapest around.
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LukaThalius 10 years ago
Or wear it again. It's got another day or so left before it becomes an issue to co-workers.
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CrackrJax 10 years ago
Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, they're no friends of mine
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ArchieMoore 10 years ago
It's really not such a burn. Psychologically men who are not buffed out bodybuilders are always worrying about whether our screams are manly, our perms manly, etc., etc. This manufacturer knows it's customers!
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Elizabeth Phipps 6 years ago
Sooo... made from roo poo that has been made into material? I've heard of it with elephant poo.
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HarmonijayXu 10 years ago
that might be in china cuz in japan they typically use hiragana or kanji as well. just thought this was worthwhile information, sorry for being judgmental :P
HarmonijayXu 10 years ago
wait this might be chinese (hiragana+kanji or the hanyu of the chinese) (don't judge me after i post this)
Mark McCormack 7 years ago
It's Japanese. There's hiragana and katakana on parts of that label.
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Elizabeth Phipps 6 years ago
Either that or something supernatural... I mean, where in the three moons (WoF reference) would a t-shirt get teeth?
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LisaEl 10 years ago
Now I'm just thinking out loud; is it possible that it could be the hands of a woman? :b
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Final score:
57points
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Elizabeth Phipps 6 years ago
A bot, standing for Terminating Electrical Device.
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Sophie Whitbread 4 years ago
Yes we must save the snails. We must be kind to gerbils and we MUST feed the starving pigeons.
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DesiréeBrewer 10 years ago
judging from their site I'm going to say this is probably real.
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Final score:
41points
Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago
*beats chest like a gorilla and goes wild* ...You said to behave like an animal... *everyone stares at me*
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BarbaraConover 10 years ago
I once bought some polarfleece fabric for robes with a pokarbear pattern, and was acvosted by a child who demanded "were any polar bears hurt in the manufacture of this cloth?!"
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30points
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Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago
‘You are a grown up’? I’m only 11! But I’ll hand it to Mum. She knows how to do it,
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Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago
I can tell that TAG’s 40% glue, I don’t know about the clothing though...
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MarieE (Submission author) 10 years ago
Last line "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn"t vote for him"
VikiBanaszak 10 years ago
Thank you for the translation. I only got president and idiot, but it is good to know the rest of the story.
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Funkalopigus 10 years ago
It's sad that in today's world we can't laugh at something when it's funny if it had at some point in history hurt someone's feelings. No one actually expects that you will hand this shirt to your girlfriend/wife and make her do it because she is below you. It's meant to be funny because we are supposed to be better than that as a culture. The fact that people are offended says we are not.
AbantiDutta 10 years ago
At least some people understand that the joke is ON the douchebags and not BY the douchbags. Even if it isn't, we can take it that way and rub it in their face :P
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MilosNovakovic 10 years ago
There is one Serbian brand ''Rope Sucks'' and on the part where is Iron drawn next to it says Maiden!!! Get it, Iron Maiden..... hahahahaahah
Hanna 10 years ago
One of the funniest parts was that some felt they had to underline the 'funny' parts or circle them.... as if we were so stupid, we couldn't figure that our for ourselves. Similar to a laugh-track on a comedy show! Why?
KimberleyVaughan 10 years ago
I think they underlined them so we didn't have to read all the other lines.
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GlynisLailann 10 years ago
A lot of people I know don't read clothing lables. I make it a point of reading them for fibre content as I have a sensitive skin. Bravo to the manufacturers for injecting a little humour into their lables.
AnnaDewart 10 years ago
What about "We're sorry our president is an idiot; we did not vote for him": n April 2004, image: http://www.snopes.co...ics/tombihn.jpgTom Bihn label someone called attention to the fact something was a little odd about the care instruction tags found on backpacks and laptop cases produced by manufacturer TOM BIHN of Port Angeles, Washington. Specifically, what was unusual was that the English and French statements on those tags didn't quite match: while both versions included the usual admonitions not to use bleach, not to machine dry, and not to iron the bags, the French-language version included an extra phrase: "NOUS SOMMES DESOLES QUE NOTRE PRESIDENT SOIT UN IDIOT. NOUS N'AVONS PAS VOTE POUR LUI." Roughly translated, this statement reads in English as: "We're sorry our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him." Read more at http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/tombihn.asp#VZyuJfHiiPM07o2f.99
MelissaBoufford 10 years ago
When my ex would say, "make me a sandwich" I would reply, "POOF! You're a sandwich"
Funkalopigus 10 years ago
It's sad that in today's world we can't laugh at something when it's funny if it had at some point in history hurt someone's feelings. No one actually expects that you will hand this shirt to your girlfriend/wife and make her do it because she is below you. It's meant to be funny because we are supposed to be better than that as a culture. The fact that people are offended says we are not.
AbantiDutta 10 years ago
At least some people understand that the joke is ON the douchebags and not BY the douchbags. Even if it isn't, we can take it that way and rub it in their face :P
Load More Replies... MilosNovakovic 10 years ago
There is one Serbian brand ''Rope Sucks'' and on the part where is Iron drawn next to it says Maiden!!! Get it, Iron Maiden..... hahahahaahah
Hanna 10 years ago
One of the funniest parts was that some felt they had to underline the 'funny' parts or circle them.... as if we were so stupid, we couldn't figure that our for ourselves. Similar to a laugh-track on a comedy show! Why?
KimberleyVaughan 10 years ago
I think they underlined them so we didn't have to read all the other lines.
Load More Replies... GlynisLailann 10 years ago
A lot of people I know don't read clothing lables. I make it a point of reading them for fibre content as I have a sensitive skin. Bravo to the manufacturers for injecting a little humour into their lables.
AnnaDewart 10 years ago
What about "We're sorry our president is an idiot; we did not vote for him": n April 2004, image: http://www.snopes.co...ics/tombihn.jpgTom Bihn label someone called attention to the fact something was a little odd about the care instruction tags found on backpacks and laptop cases produced by manufacturer TOM BIHN of Port Angeles, Washington. Specifically, what was unusual was that the English and French statements on those tags didn't quite match: while both versions included the usual admonitions not to use bleach, not to machine dry, and not to iron the bags, the French-language version included an extra phrase: "NOUS SOMMES DESOLES QUE NOTRE PRESIDENT SOIT UN IDIOT. NOUS N'AVONS PAS VOTE POUR LUI." Roughly translated, this statement reads in English as: "We're sorry our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him." Read more at http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/tombihn.asp#VZyuJfHiiPM07o2f.99
MelissaBoufford 10 years ago
When my ex would say, "make me a sandwich" I would reply, "POOF! You're a sandwich"
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