Be honest, when was the last time you read the label on your favorite t-shirt or most comfortable pair of jeans? Probably a while ago, right?

These clothing labels will convince you to look again - they aren’t your usual “do not mix with colors” or “do not boil me in water over 60 degrees, thanks very much” kind of thing. Some offer serious life advice (seriously, we aren’t joking!), others are lost in translation, and yet others are offensive… or maybe funny. That’s up to you to decide.

If you’ve ever come across any similar labels, please submit them. If not, then just let us know your favorites from our 25 label list.

#1

These Shirts Were Tested On Animals. They Didn't Fit

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BarbaraConover 3 years ago

I want that tag's message on the outside of the shirt!

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#2

Don't Slap Pandas

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SamanthaJones 3 years ago

I have a Red Bubble shirt, it's a valid point. You should never slap pandas!

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#3

For Worst Results

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AoibhinTwomey 3 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!! :-)

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#4

Or Give It To Your Mother

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PattyKim 3 years ago

Or we feel obligated to figure it out.

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#5

#‎sharetheload

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Rism 3 years ago

Sharing is caring :)

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#6

Allways Wash Your Butt

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ĐinhHoàng 3 years ago

Last sentence nail it >"<

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#7

It's Pretty Impressive

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Nutmeg73 3 years ago

Heh. Secret label. :-)

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#8

Don't Be That Guy

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#9

You'll Do Awesome

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LindaB 3 years ago

you'll do awesomeLY...unless your date is named "Awesome" and you do her.

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#10

Zipper Warning Label

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AndreeaHausi 3 years ago

This is not quite so funny, it's intended for stupid people who could think of opening a lawsuit to the producer of the garment/ zipper because they hurt their...

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#11

Made On Earth

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NikolaiSindorf 3 years ago

Thank you for putting a red box around that

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#12

Do Not Feed After Midnight

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DanielaKlatt 3 years ago

Gremlins...

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#13

100% Christmas

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EricSielski 3 years ago

Perfect!

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#14

Put A Smile On Your Face

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WendyGoicochea 3 years ago

That I like.

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#15

It'll Be Funny

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FlaviaBello 3 years ago

Bordering cruelty!!

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#16

Wash This When Dirty

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LukaThalius 3 years ago

Or wear it again. It's got another day or so left before it becomes an issue to co-workers.

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#17

Do Not Wear For Sumo Wrestling

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MayaAladdin 3 years ago

Noted!

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#18

You Can Dance If You Want To

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JoelForsyth 3 years ago

You can leave your friends behind

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#19

Size "m" For Manly

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TamaraTan 3 years ago

Burn!!!!

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#20

You Would't Understand

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PaulKeeble 3 years ago

Says so on both my Roo poo tops.

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#21

Size: Fat

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DanLesnick 3 years ago

Finally! Something in my size!

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#22

I Have Dental Pain

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TabeaCampos 3 years ago

Forced laborer (sweatshop employee) asking for help?

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#23

The Smaller You Are, The More Room There Is In Your Parents Basement

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CrackrJax 3 years ago

Hahahahaha

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#24

Personal Care Instructions.

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JeffreySnyder 3 years ago

"Be like water." - Bruce Lee

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meow point1 1 year ago

Who's Ted?

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#26

May Increase Your Ability To Move Things Using The Force

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DoreenJefferson 3 years ago

love this one

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#27

Contents May Be Hot

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MrMGarza 3 years ago

I see what you did there ('¬_¬)

#28

Wear This For Salad

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CathyThomas 3 years ago

I copied this recipe-thanks!

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#29

Happy People In Matching Socks :)

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RyanTonegawa 3 years ago

I quite dislike matching socks!

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#30

Be Nice

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meow point1 1 year ago

i like animals too.

#31

Hey Bae!

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AnnaMunkHerrmann 3 years ago

behave like an animal?????

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#33

Not For Use As Pants

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DanLesnick 3 years ago

Of course a Woot! t-shirt would have something silly in the tag. =)

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#34

Moods Of Norway

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#35

Elephant

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BarbaraConover 3 years ago

I once bought some polarfleece fabric for robes with a pokarbear pattern, and was acvosted by a child who demanded "were any polar bears hurt in the manufacture of this cloth?!"

#36

Moods Of Norway

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Ashish_H 3 years ago

yeah!?!!?!? who needs blondies to work so hard!!

#37

Where It's Sunny Everyday Except For The Monsoons

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SamuelJoshuaDeLeon 3 years ago

Yep. Except for the monsoons. :D

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#38

Puma

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#39

40% Glue

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#40

Minecraft Creeper Tshirt

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#41

George W. Bush

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3 years ago

Last line "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn"t vote for him"

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#42

From My Lio (laugh It Off) Tshirt

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LyoneFein 3 years ago

200 rupees? Forget that! I want 200 dollars...........

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#43

Checked Personally

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Kevin Moore 1 year ago

And you may ask yourself, where should I wear this?

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#45

Not Always Made In China

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meow point1 1 year ago

Where is it made, then?

#47

You Too, Sweater

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Kevin Moore 1 year ago

Should be the label on a "personal massager".

#48

L.e.i.

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#49

Everyone Will Be Happy.

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#50

... Or Buy A New One.

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#51

Cuddly Cardi Jane Davenport Australia

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#52

Jane Davenport Cardigras

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#53

:)

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#54

The Cheeky Vengeance University

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#55

Do Not Fap

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DoreenJefferson 3 years ago

haha

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You Too, Sweater

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