It's no secret that kids ask and say some of the funniest things. Sometimes the things they say thave no meaning what so ever, sometimes they're extremely truthful, and sometimes they're just plain funny!


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So, for all you pandas to have a nice laugh today, Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious #shitmykidsays tweets. From random questions to theories about life - we've got it all. Take a look below and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

Shit My Kids Says

XplodingUnicorn Report

Hans 3 months ago

Valid proposition.

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#2

Shit My Kids Says

XplodingUnicorn Report

Heather Keedy Bateman 3 months ago

That doesn't change, kid... ;D

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#3

Shit My Kids Says

XplodingUnicorn Report

Pi... 3 months ago

Aw, so innocent!

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#4

Shit My Kids Says

kellyoxford Report

Alyssa Vaisey 3 months ago

Yup! Welcome to the lovely world of menstruation!

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#5

Shit My Kids Says

Lisa_nonos Report

Alexandre Girerd 3 months ago

this is so funny lmao

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#6

Shit My Kids Says

Dadmissions Report

Martine Gøttler 3 months ago

My kid says this every time we are late

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#7

Shit My Kids Says

cray_at_home_ma Report

over opinionated 3 months ago

Lol good looking and cleans he's perfect

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#8

Shit My Kids Says

cwhittle24 Report

over opinionated 3 months ago

Well he's insightful

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#9

Shit My Kids Says

ashleyaustrew Report

#10

Shit My Kids Says

FoodieAndFamily Report

over opinionated 3 months ago

XD smartass lol

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#11

Shit My Kids Says

PonyMartini Report

Alyssa Vaisey 3 months ago

The males of the species are both pretty hairy! *wink*

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#12

Shit My Kids Says

XplodingUnicorn Report

Rosie Bortoluzzi 3 months ago

LOL, let's blame the neighbours :)

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#13

Shit My Kids Says

MichelleBobeli Report

Alexandre Girerd 3 months ago

oh no he didn't

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#14

Shit My Kids Says

CrazyExhaustion Report

UwaYS Minty 3 months ago

It flys away to heaven

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#15

Shit My Kids Says

alexandra_petra Report

Martine Gøttler 3 months ago

Ouch 😱

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