It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.


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Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.

So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.

#1

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Hans 2 years ago

Valid proposition.

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#2

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Heather Keedy Bateman 2 years ago

That doesn't change, kid... ;D

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#3

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Pi... 2 years ago

Aw, so innocent!

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#4

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Alyssa Vaisey 2 years ago

Yup! Welcome to the lovely world of menstruation!

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#5

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Alexandre Girerd 2 years ago

this is so funny lmao

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#6

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Martine Gøttler 2 years ago

My kid says this every time we are late

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#7

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over opinionated 2 years ago

Lol good looking and cleans he's perfect

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#8

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over opinionated 2 years ago

Well he's insightful

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#9

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Alexandre Girerd 2 years ago

lol

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#10

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over opinionated 2 years ago

XD smartass lol

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#11

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Alyssa Vaisey 2 years ago

The males of the species are both pretty hairy! *wink*

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#12

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Rosie Bortoluzzi 2 years ago

LOL, let's blame the neighbours :)

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#13

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Alexandre Girerd 2 years ago

oh no he didn't

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#14

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UwaYS Minty 2 years ago

It flys away to heaven

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#15

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Martine Gøttler 2 years ago

Ouch 😱

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