The world of jokes and puns is a vast and varied one. Our brains are wired to find certain things funny, and we’re always looking for new ways to make them work. The yoga community is no different, with some wild and charismatic yogis using humor as a way to connect with others… and then some just like a good laugh! Yeah, we know, yoga is associated with being calm and zen, but let’s face it, sometimes we can’t help but just break character and say something foolish.
Yoga and comedy have a lot in common. Both are rooted in tradition, deal with bodily expression, and involve personal growth and confidence. They also bring people together and spread fun and positivity. If you like to practice both of these ancient arts with your friends, these funny jokes about yoga are sure to get a laugh from your fellow yoga students! As yoga grows in popularity, so does the number of jokes made about it, so we’ve collected the best yoga jokes and puns we could find and included them all in our list for your fun and enjoyment!
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What do you call it when Jack Sparrow goes to classes? Pilates of the Caribbean.
Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote.
If someone kills a yoga teacher before the yoga session, what is it called? A pre-meditated murder.
How did the ketchup bottle prove that it is good at practicing yoga poses? It said, "I can stretch from my head to-ma-toes".
I recently took up yoga, and the instructor asked me how flexible I am… I said “I can only do Fridays.”
During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur? “Quite the trochanter”.
Why did the yogi get fired from her job as a cashier? Because she kept saying change comes from within.
What did the teacher say to her student who was very late for her yoga class? She asked her to get her asana mat quickly.
How does a student feel after a good yoga and meditation class in the morning? Calm and Com-posed.
My yoga teacher told me that getting me fit poses a strong mountain of a task. But he also said that if we do it well, I will be one happy person.
How did my instructor know I was serious about yoga? I told her I would be as flexible as possible.
I’m trying to write this pun about yoga. But it’s just not working out. It just seems a stretch.
I got chucked out of yoga class yesterday. Apparently, I misinterpreted the Half-Moon Pose.
What do you get charged with if you kill a yoga teacher before the start of class? Premeditated murder.
What did the yoga teacher say when her friend asked her to leave the party? Nah, Imma stay.
Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly? They always want to find their inner peas.
How do you know if the yoga clinic is hiring new people to work with them? They will have many open positions to fill in.
What did the yoga instructor say when her student could not touch her forehead to her knees? She said, "Yoga-to try harder tomorrow".
What did the student say when her yoga teacher asked her to touch her knees with her nose? She thought it was a bit of a stretch.
What do a yoga instructor and an apple peeler have in common? Both of them really take you to the core.
What did everyone think about the book that the new yoga instructor wrote about losing belly fat in ten days? Everyone found it very vague, rather abs-tract.
Why do yogis want you to work on your abs? They want every person to find the abs-tract essence.
Why did my yoga instructor make me stand on one foot while I ate? She wanted me to have a balanced diet.
Why did the yoga instructor ask her students to go to the paint store? She had heard that her students could get thinner there.
How do you know when the yoga instructor is good? None of her students get bent out of shape.
I messaged my friend that the yoga class was canceled. She replied, "Yogatta be kidding me?"
I did an amazing yoga pose over this stream created from acidic rainfall yesterday. I think it’s called a bridge over troubled water.
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic at the dentist? He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!
What did the student say when her teacher taught her poses that targeted her core? She said, "These poses are abs-olutely killer!"
What did the yoga instructor say when her student complained of no visible results after regular classes? She said it would be worth the weight.
What happens when a student refuses to perform a pose during classes? The yoga instructor im-poses it on the student.
Why did the girl never practice yoga poses that targeted belly fat? She thought it was an absolute waist of time.
I announced that I was experienced in yoga. My teacher asked me to show an advanced pose. Well, that did put me in a difficult position.
I called for an advanced yoga class. The center asked how flexible I was, and I said I can do Mondays and Fridays.
I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere.
Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.
I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip cookie that I dropped under the table.
I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition.
“What’s up, dog?” I asked my instructor as I walked into the studio. She replied that it was a back-bending yoga posture that lengthens and strengthens the spine, torso, and arms.
I arrived late for my yoga class yesterday. Then my instructor shouted at me to get my asana mat.
Toby was struggling with basic yoga but remained determined. Where Toby Hatha-Will, Toby Hatha-Way.
"Say you’re a bad girl."
"I’m a bad girl."
"Oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do…"
"I’m gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice."
How many Bikram teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to preheat the new bulb, one to screw it in, and one to remind the light bulb changer to “Lockyourknees, Lockyourknees!”
Why does the fisherman not go for yoga classes anymore? He stopped after he pulled a mussel last week.
Why were the students not confident about their yoga skills? They thought they were just posers.
As I couldn't do my downward dog even after the 15th attempt, my friend said to my teacher, "Yoganna be disappointed by this one".
Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'Next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'Bowchickabowow' sound.
Yoga class instructor: Welcome. Uhh, why are you carrying a lightsaber?
Me: Misread the brochure I have.
Jesus is a regular at my yoga class. Pilates screwed him up real bad but he keeps coming back.
A thief stole $10,000 worth of stock from Lululemon last night. The police forced him to return all 3 pairs of leggings.
What do Yoga meditation and a fudge cake have in common? They each bring you a piece of heaven.
