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People With Impossibly Dumb Pets Share Their Stories, Here Are 45 Of The Most Unhinged Ones
Even the most graceful cat can and will do something pretty silly and dogs are rarely graceful in the first place. However, every once in a while, an animal you keep in your house can get up to the sort of shenanigans that most people would find hard to believe.
Someone asked “Pet owners, what is the worst thing your pet has done?” and people shared their examples. Be warned, these range from hilarious to downright dark in some cases. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to add your own thoughts and stories in the comments below.
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#1
I was changing clothes. My cat decided to attack my tampon string.
Bi.Felicia 10 months ago
Oh no 😯, I hope that you're okay. Thanks for warning all of us ladies, that have cats, to be mindful if we're exposed down there, while on our cycle.
KittyGaming 10 months ago
Ah, we have dogs that like to tear up pads when they get their little paws on them, or anything for that matter
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂it’s wine o clock here lmao in uk n a Sundayaka it’s after midday n I just spat my wine out omg the image of this noooo so glad I never had cats 😂
Wanda Peachtree 10 months ago
I can't even see how this would happen? How do you get dressed that this would be possible?
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#2
We have the world's stupidest dachshund.
One time he sneezed next to a kitchen cabinet and hit his head on the door. He barked at the cabinet for hitting him.
SewingStaffy 10 months ago
Tbf I shout at objects that have hurt me, when it’s obviously my fault 🙈
Ghostpotato 10 months ago
The one we had when I was a kid put his head in a long thin cardboard box that naturally got stuck. Instead of trying to shake it off or use his paws he just walked around all confused, bumping nto things...
Kabuki Kitsune 10 months ago
That's an appropriate reaction. The cabinet did attack him after all.
Nadine Lynch 10 months ago
Ten year old cat finally discovers his own tail and gets mad at the tail for always chasing him. So he slaps at the tail and finally bites it. That hurts. So, he growls and hisses at himself for biting his own tail. Sadly, this is not a single occurrence.
#3
I was peeing with the door open (dude) and my bunny came hopping in the room. I said hello and such. Bunny looked at my pee stream and before i knew it she jumped into the toilet bowl. Such horror as she was sitting in there chest deep in gross toilet pee water and getting splattered with fresh pee still as i didnt have enough time to stop the hose without hitting her stupid dumb face with my stupid dumb wiener pee.
Upstaged75 10 months ago
I literally caught my kitten with the tips of my fingers as she was jumping in to the bowl after I stood up to close the lid and flush. Sometimes I swear she's mentally challenged. ;)
Bob Brooce 10 months ago
My dogs have had several golden showers over the tears. It doesn't bother them a bit.
#4
My cat would frequently come home with a dead mouse in his mouth. We couldn't figure out where he was getting all these mice til the neighbour came by and told us Mr Chips (the cat) was climbing into the neighbours Python glass enclosure and taking the snakes food (I.e. The mice).
Baby Jenks 10 months ago
If the python is small enough that it's food is mice, it's small enough that the cat is much more likely to kill & eat the python.
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Puck 10 months ago
My parents had a mice-problem so they set traps to catch the mice alive to release them in the forest. The cat found out how to open the mousetraps and ate the mice..... I guess he liked canned food..
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
😱😱😱😱😱I own snakes lol n if a ct did this 😳cat would be dead ! Gotta ask how safe is that vivarium if the cat could get in 🤔🤔then the snake can also get out lol
ManuelQue 10 months ago
I expect that the mice are kept in a separate enclosure.
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#5
Not worst, but definitely stupidest. My one dog follows me everywhere like Mary's little lamb. One evening I gave the dogs baths and left their jingly collars off while they dried, which put them in stealth mode. Went to set the towels in the laundry room and then shut the door to the room on the way out. Fast forward an hour later, I see one dog walking around and realize that I haven't seen the other one in a while. Search all over the house, last place I look is of course laundry room. My stupid dog was just sitting there. Never occurred to him to bark or anything, he just had this look on his face that said "this is my life now. I live in the laundry room.".
Bob Brooce 10 months ago
I have one like that. Sometimes when I bring them in from the yard she manages to get left in the mudroom and she just waits quietly until we realize she's missing and go looking for her. She barks at almost every noise from the street, so its not as if she doesn't know how to tell us she thinks there's something we should know.
sturmwesen 10 months ago
My mom once put my first dog in the guest bath while opening the door...I found my normally loud dog after about an hour quiet as a mouse.
#6
My dog bit through some leashes when he was a puppy. One day he got loose on a walk, stole the baseball that was in play at a high school game, and ran victory laps around the diamond with the ball in his mouth until someone caught him.
Angela Corvaia 10 months ago
Walking my dog next to a golf course and he STOLE a golf ball as it bounced right next to us! I had to wait a few minutes until the player showed up to explain that situation and that even God himself wouldn’t be able to get that ball back. Lot’s of laughter and the took pics of Cody..
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
One hopes as a dog owner of large breeds lol yours was little cos a dog swallowing a golf ball is not a good thing 🙈hoping said dog just sat looking t people like nope mine now !
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Lady Eowyn 10 months ago
I was watching a soccer match on tv the other day and a little dog ran out onto the field. It took a while to catch him.
fluidmasterflapper 10 months ago
Reminds me of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBuTtnCofZ8 Phillies Minor League Bat Dog Debut Gone Wrong
#7
Had a sulfur crested cockatoo rescue in the house for a few months. Awesome bird, MASSIVE and so f*****g loud.
Made a shepherds pie, took forever to make and was my pride and joy I was going to live off for the week (it was massive). Left it in the kitchen to cool until I heard excited squawking.
The cockatoo flew into it and was treating it like a bird bath, dunking his head and flapping his wings in the gravy. Then s**t in it.
The pie was a total loss.
WalterWhiteSavannah 10 months ago
Always wanted a parrot ot cockatoo till I had friends that had them. Loud, mean, psychotic little Devils tbh. And they were well cared for. Bopi has been gone for a decade and I still have a scar in my ear and finger. Little jerk would act all sweet and desperate for affection just to set you up for a good hard bite.
SydneyGirl 2 weeks ago
Those bastards are vegan, don’t know why it was attracted to your pie but they certainly make mince meat of my lemon tree.
Ray LeBlanc 4 months ago
You never know, it MAY have been good anyway. It's exciting to try new flavors.
#8
Our cat s**t *into* the sound hole of my guitar. Whenever someone bitches about getting a pick out of their guitar, I tell them this story.
Shark Lady 10 months ago
My guitar is kept well away from my cats unless I am playing it, I've had it for 30 years and I don't even let other humans play it!
#9
We had this plant that had fake, long, thin leaves on it and my stupid cat would not stop eating the leaves, which resulted in him puking bits back up twice. So I took the plant and put it up in my closet. He was so pissed off about it, followed me the whole way right around my ankles, trying to trip me. he stood at my closet door for twenty minutes meowing, wouldn't let me touch him. So a week later I was running late for work and I left my closet door open without thinking about it. I come home to find the plant dragged into the living room, leaving bits of fake dirt and rocks all over the carpet, cat p**s all over my closet and the stupid plant, and like eight piles of cat vomit with little thin pieces of green leaves in it. Little f****r waited for me to slip up once so he could do it, too.
BannedFromABoatShow 10 months ago
Had a cat when I was little who was dumber than a box of rocks. One Christmas she started climbing up the fake Christmas tree and grabbing those tinsel icicles. Then she would eat them. Then she would barf them up. Then she would eat another one. At one point we were gone for a couple hours and there were 8 barf piles, each with an icicle in them. My brother and I had to pick off every single icicle. Cat was a moron.
UnicornSnotRules 10 months ago
Our first cat ate some of those icicle things - instead of barfing them up, there was one hanging out of his butt. Yeah, pulling a tinsel icicle out of a cat's butt was not one of my finer moments.
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Silje Olsen 10 months ago
I hope you gave that poor cat some grass as replacement 😂 -They do really need grass for digestion, surprised so many cat owners don't know this..?
Limey 10 months ago
Also, I thought everyone knew cats have a “thing” for string, ribbon, etc and Christmas tinsel in particular. Can be quite serious if they eat it. Most cat owners know this, at least I thought they did.
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Paul C. 10 months ago
Lady I fitted carpet for was downsizing and gave me a beautiful Jade Plant. Unfortunately it died and it was only when it was just about finished and too late, we spotted one of our cats using it as a toilet! Little cow.
Bookworm 10 months ago
Future reference: jade plants and cats don't belong in the same house, they're extremely poisonous.
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Jemima Bauer 10 months ago
If that was a spider plant, they’re kitty d***s. Cats eat them to get high kind of like catnip.
WindySwede 10 months ago (edited)
Though think this was a fake plant? Edit: though never thought of that. The cat ate them here before. Mostly it felt as in disgruntled, like when sleeping too long and she wanted food and go outside. 😸
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Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
Get Bitter Apple spray at a pet store and booby trap the plant so hopefully he figures out its no longer good to eat.
Keith Lancaster 10 months ago
i had a cat years ago that I used to cook fish bits for. If I didn't shut out of the kitchen then he would jump on the hot cooker to get to them. Then, he would leap off howling only to do it again a a few minutes later.
#10
My dog herded 5 sheep into the ocean. They just disappeared into the sea. Grandpa wasn't happy.
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
Dog either has a bad sense of direction or didn't like those sheep.
Ray LeBlanc 4 months ago
Grandpa wasn't happy. LOL, neither were those 5 sheep when they finally realized where the dumb dog led them .
#11
My cat laid down on my chest and farted silently in my face.
Bob Brooce 10 months ago
Probalby because it felt that you weren't properly admiring its b******e.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
A few years ago I had to Google if cats actually fart. Which is hilarious, because I KNOW my cat farts. It's...death.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
Carnivore farts are absolutely THE WORST XD
Load More Replies... Cuppa tea? 10 months ago
Our dog used to fart in total silence the worst smell experienced. Mostly when he slept on couch while we watched TV.
#12
We made the mistake of taking our normally very calm Labrador through the automatic car wash. The kind where you put your car in neutral and roll along the tracks. We didn't think anything of it. Doorbells, fireworks, lightning, other dogs; our dog doesn't react to anything. That day we learned that car washes makes her flip her s**t. Once the brushes started hitting the car our dog started running laps inside the car s******g the whole way. It first started as solid turds but quickly devolved into the squirts. Worst 90 seconds ever. It took hours to clean up that crime scene. In hindsight I was an idiot for taking her through it... I wasn't even angry. I felt horrible for literally scaring the s**t out of my dog.
Bookworm 10 months ago
Wonder what they'd say if you came out the other side and said you wanted to pay for the interior detailing package 😄
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Nice Beast Ludo 10 months ago
I took my dog for a walk the other day cause it was unseasonably nice out .. suddenly the wind picked up and was like 90 mph gusts. He went ballistic. 120 pounds of crazy. He might as well have been a kite blowing in the wind the way he lost his s**t. Worst walk ever.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
Awww, I had a foster cat who would literally s**t herself every time in the car. Poor little lady :( .
Donna Peluda 10 months ago
I used to take my dog through all the time. Sometimes on her own inside the car cos it was cooler in the summer.
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
Mine will whine a little bit but can't move around a lot because I have doggy seatbelts to keep them on the backseat when I'm driving. 80 & 100 lbs dogs climbing up front when driving.
#13
My cat once caught a falcon, but didn't k**l him. He dragged the bird into the house and set him free. Great, thanks Carlos for this. I always wanted a nearly unharmed predatory bird in my house to s**t all over my place, while you are just lying there on the couch watching the show how I am trying to get the bird out of the house. Next time, just k**l the stuff you hunt, okay!?
Trillian 10 months ago
Dead animals left on the doorstep are a present. Live animals brought into the house are a lesson.
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Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
Once watched the neighbors cat s-l-o-w-l-y stalk into our field from their house. Took it like 10 minutes. Once it got within 10 yards of the turkey, the look of confusion and terror on that cat's face was classic "Holy S^^^! that thing is HUGE" s-l-o-w-l-y stalked back home
Aidan Pite 10 months ago
I used to know a cat that regularly took down fully-grown buck rabbits. And he wasn't even an especially large cat; he was just your average everyday tabby. My nana took care of him for a year, and decades later her gardener would still occasionally comment about her 'fish head fertilizer' after digging up another bunny skull.
Load More Replies... Ty Stratton-Quirk 10 months ago
My family had a cat that, on two separate occasions, brought live king snakes into the house and let them go. Those were fun days.
Lupita Nyong'heaux 10 months ago
my cat also did that twice, both times in the middle of the night while i was asleep. good times!
Load More Replies... Bookworm 10 months ago
Impressive hunting skills, though! Wonder if there was something wrong with the bird to begin with, or if it was just as dumb as the animals in this thread?
Pandapoo 10 months ago
I’m guessing that the falcon tried to snatch the cat and the cat won the battle.
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Pittsburgh rare 10 months ago
Somehow I forgot this was about pets and read "My DAD once caught a falcon" and the confusion was real
Huddo's sister 10 months ago
My cat did this a few times, but with mynah birds. One time my sister and I were home alone and we had to call my brother to get it out of the house because we were too scared!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
Many falcons are quite small, actually. The Peregrine falcon can be as small as only being about a foot long and weighing at 12-35 ounces, which is generally around the size of an American crow. The kestrel is even smaller at about 8 inches long and weighing 3-6 ounces (about the size and weight of a blue jay.) Even the largest falcon, the gyrfalcon, only clocks in at weighing around 2-3lbs (on average.) So your average 10-lb housecat could, in theory, catch a smaller falcon. The real question is how the cat caught it without getting beaked or clawed in the process XD Maybe the falcon had just stooped on prey and was still on the ground.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 10 months ago
My cat used to catch a mouse then bring it in to my room and let it go. She'd do that multiple times during the night. Then in the morning I'd find the poor little carcass laid out right outside the bedroom door.
Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
They are working on a new cat door that uses AI to lock itself if it sees that a cat is bringing in a present for you btw.
#14
The next door neighbour's kid was terrified of dogs. We had a big labrador, and whenever he came near, the kid would cross his arms and freeze. The dog just p*ssed on his leg as he stood there frozen.
Angela Corvaia 10 months ago
Bad owner…not a good way for a dog to react to humans and not a good way to help another, a child, with their fears…
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
100% agree I have had dogs all my life since I was 5 I’m now 60 I’ve worked in rescue trained dogs for a police force from said rescue to n this makes my blood boil more so as the bloody owner is bragging about it like it’s well funny it so isn’t is it
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Pittsburgh rare 10 months ago
Whether it's due to past trauma or not, l hope that kid was getting therapy. There's an INSANE number of dogs where I live, and while I couldn't be happier, l imagine it must be debilitating for someone with acute phobia
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
My ex had a negative childhood experience with a large dog (which was actually just the dog knocking him over in exuberant play, not attacking him, but it scared my ex who was quite young at the time.) I had a 90-pound German Shepherd when we met. I'm a package deal with my pets and I wasn't going to get rid of or hide Ember OR my cat Wintressia (which he was allergic to.) My ex had to take some time getting used to Ember, and I helped by making it a really safe environment/she was always in my strict control when they interacted. Over time she helped him overcome his phobia/fear. It helped that she was the sweetest girl XD He also eventually developed a tolerance to cat dander too! When I left in October after 23 years, we had two dogs and two cats together. I left my tuxedo boy Preacher with him, because while he is MY cat technically, he truly loves my ex more than he loves me XD
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
Erm dogs on a lead and properly controlled could solve this ! You know like all us decent dog owners !that poor kid
Ray LeBlanc 4 months ago
At least the kid was getting a nice warm feeling every time the dog was near.
#15
My cat wanted pets at some random time in the middle of the night. After waking up both of us, my wife shoved him off the bed. So he jumped back up and proceeded to teabag her. Literally rubbed his little cat sack across her face.
Panda Bear 10 months ago
If this doesn’t convince them to get their cat fixed I don’t know what will
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Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
OMG I'm dying laughing but would kick cat out of the room so fast it wouldn't know what was happening.
#16
I was feeding my snake (live mice) and the mice dodged his attacked. He ended up biting himself and tried to eat himself. I had to pry his mouth open with a butter knife to get himself off himself.
Roxy222uk 10 months ago
My understanding is that it isn't recommended to feed a snake live prey as they can end up getting injured. I didn't realise that it would be because they'd start trying to eat themselves.
Becky Samuel 10 months ago
In the UK it's only legal to feed live prey if there is no alternative and other avenues for feeding the animal have been exhausted.
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Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
you are not supposed to leave live prey in a snake's cage if its not ready to eat...there have been cases where the prey item will eat on parts of the snake as the snake just sits there.
#17
This little s**t has eaten $200+ in phone chargers and ethernet cables in the year I've had him.
I've tried buying him more toys to offset boredom. I've tried rubbing the cords down with apple bitter, apple vinegar, lemon juice, and even hot sauce (the only result is the funny face he makes while chewing). I have tried spraying him with water or distracting by throwing toys/treats across the room. Nothing!
For clarification, I am indeed talking about an a*****e cat.
OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them 10 months ago
how in the ever living f**k is this little s**t still alive??? does he have an iron belly????
Treelioness 10 months ago
I think this one came from the planet metal/ plastic and was reborn on Earth 😁
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 10 months ago
My cat once chewed through a charger cable. Once. He shocked himself and was walking weird for a couple of days. He learned his lesson, though.
Firstname Lastname 10 months ago
My rabbit used to chew my old roommate's cords. They make plastic protective sleeve type things to keep them safe, and it worked for us. (https://www.amazon.com/Spiral-Cable-Wrap-10ft-Electrical/dp/B0918XNP8J)
Blue Bunny of Happiness 10 months ago
I’m glad it worked for you. Mine just chewed through that as well. The only safe cable I’d one they can’t physically get to. Turned out they can get into higher and smaller spaces than I expected…
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david stephens 10 months ago
I rubbed my cords with dawn dishsoap, cat, dog and son immediately stopped putting them in their mouth. Second vit of training for dog was cayenne pepper to stop hole digging, sprinkle some in any starter holes and they stop.
Becky Samuel 10 months ago
Or clove oil. If you've ever used clove oil on a toothache you'll know how it makes your mouth kinda numb. Animals hate that. It also lasts for ages and smells pleasant.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 10 months ago
I sprayed some stuff on my nice chairs to keep the kittens from scratching them. Then I caught one of them laying on the chair and rolling around. Clearly the stuff doesn't work!
ManuelQue 10 months ago
Try pool noodles - slice along one side and put them on the cables. For the phone chargers choose a certain drawer to where you can keep them so a-hole kitty can't get them.
laura lee 10 months ago
Pool noodles are very inviting to cats, they easily rip and tear. You end up with tons of foam noodles bits everywhere and swallowed
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Birds. They're like flying toddlers. In the past few years I've had:
Wicker lamps fall apart from being chewed,
multiple rescues from mugs or glasses,
poo on my TV,
pages torn from a book I was trying to read,
guests being 'scouted' and eventually dive-bombed,
unsuccessful attempts to perch on people's noses,
attempts to get food from people's mouths mid-chew,
pooing in guests' hair,
ripping the buttons off the TV remote,
sitting on my laptop/phone/tablet and attempting to pull it apart,
Splashing about in whatever liquid is available (think thrashing wings and imagine the mess),
Competitions to see if they can be louder than TV / Vacuum cleaner / sneezing.
You might think they are badly behaved, but I can assure you they know what they are doing and even watch for my reaction. If I'm not paying attention they shout at me until I do. They know not to sit on the TV but as soon as my back is turned they are there. I get up to move them and they fly off 'laughing'. The rest of the time, little cuddly angels.
I love them though.
Bookworm 10 months ago
Parrots, man... it's not a pet, it's an entire lifestyle commitment. How many people are genuinely prepared to have an animal with the mental capacity and social needs of a human toddler in their house for the next 20-80 years depending on species?
Feathered Dinosaur 10 months ago
I wouldn't want myself as a pet either. You choose to have a miniature dinosaur in your home, you suffer the consequences
Load More Replies... Damned_Cat 10 months ago
Someone on BP told a story about their bird that they tried to correct by saying "no" whenever he did something naughty. The bird never learned anything other than to say "no" to himself whenever he was being naughty.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
Yeah, that was on a few lists the past few weeks. I was actually thinking about it the other night whilst trying to sleep and I realized that the bird doesn't actually understand the word "no". But rather "no" is something fun. So they'd be doing something naughty and being like, yup, this is fun? Maybe?
Load More Replies... WalterWhiteSavannah 10 months ago
Mentioned bopi earlier. She knew dozens of words but would never speak with a human in the room. Leave her alone sland she'd scream "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! WHERED YOU GO?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" Until people came back.
KittyGaming 10 months ago
Some people don't keep their birds in cages all day and let them fly around like cats and dogs
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Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
Yup used to foster rescue parrots one Charlie Brown he was called ligit in the year I fostered him destroyed a solid pine table n three of the 4 chairs but he was so adorable n I don’t believe in birds in cages so 😂
Ray LeBlanc 4 months ago
I don't know how anyone can love a loud mouth, squawking excuse for a real pet who will most likely outlive you and then get passed on to someone who will forever hate you for it.
Tom Faehnle 10 months ago
My family's birds (Cockatiel, Sun Conure, and Quaker) have always had their wing clipped - keeps the poo contained and guests happy.
Maartje 10 months ago
They are ridiculously clever and yes, toddlers. You cannot leave them unattended. My umbrella cockatoo ate a painting, a rare book, a purse and my drapes. NO I was not the one that left him unattended.. My Moluccan cockatoo found a way of escaping his cage the first week I had him.. he would unlock his cage, go walkies, free the cockatiels, steal their toys, eat my painters' easel, go back to his cage, LOCK THE EFFIN DOOR, and sit all innocent looking. When I put a clamp on the lock he unscrewed the hinges. My crow left a trail of destruction worse than any parrot though.
#19
While camping my dog barfed into my open snoring mouth.
Feathered Dinosaur 10 months ago
I had my cat drool into my mouth on multiple occasions. Not as bad as barf, but still...
Peeka_Mimi 10 months ago
Today my cat sneezed a booger on my mouth. Fortunately it wasn't open. The dog however burped and my mouth was open. I damn near vomited.
#20
I once pretended to die in front of my dog to see how he would react. The whole shebang, walking around the yard, clutched my chest, became a crumpled heap on the floor. He ran over (success!..?), sniffed my carcass, stepped on my boob (he's 30kg), and then ran a metre away and peed whilst staring at my dead body.
Helen Rohrlach 10 months ago
My mother fainted and hit her head on the way down. She woke up several minutes later to our little dog Donnie staring at her with a worried look on his face so yer no heroic lassie running for help just relief that dinner would be on time. I miss that evil little pretty boy.
Lady Eowyn 10 months ago
My previous dog kept barking when I fell and knocked myself out. Given what I was told afterwards, he must have been barking for over 20 minutes. RIP Toby.
WalterWhiteSavannah 10 months ago
I fake die in front of my cat sometimes. He'll stand on my chest and meow so loud it's shocking it comes from a 20lb animal. Then if I keep playing dead he'll curl up and sleep on me.
Deborah B 10 months ago
He could probrably smell that you weren't in distress, and dismissed your behaviour as inexplicable human shenanigans.
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
When my huge German rottie like 6ft on hind legs n not far off 90kgs was still with us I had slipped a disc told by doc not to move but I was a lone mum then n my kids then 12-9 n me 47 almost had to move somehow so I got up made it to kitchen n promptly passed out cold my rottie looked at looked at the kids n leapt on me to wake me up ❤️it worked doc Sid had he not have done that I’d have needed the hospital as the pin was so horrendous given my previous injuries on my back ie broken it I would have slipped on to a coma I so miss my boy
#21
Oh my god.
When my little Tater was just a puppy, he got off of his leash and ran all over the yard. Then he made his way out into the street.
A car was coming.
He didn't get out of the way.
The car went right over him.
I cried so hard.
But thankfully, he was so tiny then that all the car did was literally go above him.
But he's learned his lesson about the streets.
KittyGaming 10 months ago
I'm lucky my puppy has never been ran over, she likes to squeeze past us into the front and runs around the neighborhood, one night she got out of the neighborhood at like 11:00 pm, on a school night, I'm just lucky she stays away from cars and the only time she left the neighborhood was at night so not to many cars around, I'm also lucky we have an awesome set of neighbors in the house on the corner who always gets her for us, they are so nice
Panda Bear 10 months ago
My younger dog has the uncanny ability to sneak out of the house without anyone noticing. Scars the c**p outta me because he’s completely deaf. Luckily he’s smart enough to stay in the yard.
Deborah B 10 months ago
Growing up we had a cat that would lie down in the middle of the road, and make cars drive around him. We lived on a very quiet cul de sac. Then we moved to a busy road. The cat unfortunately did not adjust his expectations for the faster and more frequent cars, and the predictable outcome resulted.
Evelien Stijger Martens 10 months ago
Happened to my cat and I heard him hitting the bottom of the car and than run out on the other side.
#22
I have a pet betta (fighting fish). He's an adorable grumpy little bastard.
He likes to pluck snails off the side of the tank with his mouth and spit them onto the gravel.
He also chases the ember tetras he lives with but he's much too slow to catch them so most of the time he just flares his fins and grumpily stares at them as they dart away.
Bookworm 10 months ago
That's a stock photo, but betas really are impressive little demons.
Load More Replies... Pittsburgh rare 10 months ago
I was about to b***h about Al enhanced photos but went to Google beta fish and they're truly this impressive
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
They're amazing! I had a male named The Stig many years ago. He was a Crowntail. Photos don't even do him justice - he was shiny and almost iridescent-metallic on his fins. I miss that guy. stiggy1-67...74f809.jpg 
Lady Eowyn 10 months ago
I'm hoping to get a betta this spring. I have an old tank I just need to get properly cleaned.
#23
Broke and couldn't get the usual wet food flavour that my cat loves. He ended up peeing in the basket of freshly laundered clothes just before I have an interview the next day. Had to go to self service laundry at 2am at night so I have clothes to wear to the interview the next morning. Fun time :/.
Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
It could be that your (male I assume) cat has urinary issues and some diets will make his urine alkaline and can lead to bladder stones and eventually a blocked urethra which will kill him without treatment. You might ask your vet about a urine test and keep him on diets that won't make his urine alkaline. Its not known why some cats do this. Just a thought.
Donna Peluda 10 months ago
My dog never did anything like that at home. It we were staying at my sister's. My sister was very strict and made my dog sit and wait for her food. It's not like my dog would jump up or get in the way. You put her bowl down and she started to eat. Well my sister was all a out alpha Human bla bla bla. My dog peed and crapped on her bed.
KatSaidWhat 10 months ago
Trust me, some cats really do do revenge/sabotage poos.
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I guess not the worst thing she's done, but the most exasperating: my Labrador jumped into a canal, swam around for a while, then realised she couldn't get out again.
My mum tried to pull her out by grabbing her collar, but it broke, which commenced in mild panic. Luckily we managed to drag her out without having to jump in.
She also eats cat poo.
My Hamster once ate through a pair of brand new jeans that I'd left way too close to her cage. She must have reached through the bars to pull them through.
My horse is the worst. He's grey, but insists on rolling in the mud every day. He's stood on my foot. He's chucked me off five times in the past six months. Other than that, he's GREAT.
Bob Brooce 10 months ago
That is an excellent example of a sentence that doesn't need the word "cat".
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Julie Blaylock 10 months ago
Back in the 70’s I begged my mom for a satin sheet and comforter set. The first night I had it the comforter slid off my bed in the middle of the night onto my hamster’s cage. She chewed a huge hole in it and made herself a nice little nest with the stuffing! 🤦🏼♀️🐹
Lady Eowyn 10 months ago
All horses roll in the mud. Usually right after you give them a bath. Right before a show. Except my mare, she was fussy as all get out, jump a puddle as long as she was to avoid getting her little feet wet. Yes, her name was Princess, no, she had that name when I bought her.
Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
There are products to put in the cats food to make the stool taste bad (idk how much worse it coudl be but...). One product is called Forbid.
Lorraine Woollands 10 months ago
We used to have Jack Russell, who as a puppy tried to eat her own poop
Evelien Stijger Martens 10 months ago
Oke, I have a hamster horror story, din't read this if you can't handle horror stuff. I had a vary brave hamster that attracts my cats that where interested in him and trying to get to him through the cage. One morning I came down and filled the little hero beheaded, the cats tri3d to pull him trough the cage, but only the head got stuck and was still hanging there. Cats are bastards.
laura lee 10 months ago (edited)
No, you just neglected to care for your hamster properly. Take it as a learning lesson if you ever get another small prey animal and try not to anthropomorphize them, it leads to making serious errors in judgement. Please don't hate cats over this, it was a normal and natural reaction.
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BrownEyedPanda 10 months ago
When a fog is eating poop, either it's because the dog watched his mother do the same (in order to keep the nest clean), or because the dog's diet is deficient in certain nutrients. It's a good idea to check with a vet to be sure.
#25
When I was sleeping my cat jumped from the headboard on my bed to my face and proceeded to use my sleeping face as a spring board. Cut up my face good and woke me up in a complete panic.
Sam Todd 10 months ago (edited)
Had the exact same springboard situation with a 4 month old kitten. Claws were still actual needles at that point. The closest gashes were less than 5mm from my eye. The claws certainly would had gone through my eyelid like it was nothing and into the eye. My wife and I enacted the no cats in the bedroom while sleeping rule at that point. Edited to 5mm. Thanks Sandra. Though I have lived in a metric country for 19 years, I still get confused if you can't measure something in a random manner.
Sandra Bartsch 10 months ago
50mm= 5cm which is pretty far from your eye ;-)
Load More Replies... WalterWhiteSavannah 10 months ago
Just the other day I was watching 3 body problem on the couch with my gf. Me her and my cat were under the blanket when her self proclaimed lap dog (a nearly 100lb golden) jumped up and smoothed my cat. My cat launched from the blanket, stomped my gfa face and scratched the hell out of it while running away... then came back and beat the dog till it put itself in the laundry room. 😅
#26
I have a pitbull, who me and wife are convinced hes autistic. Last night i was using a laser pointer, it was on the wall. He walked over to it sniffed it, looked some more, and then rammed his head into the wall.
Sera 10 months ago
Laser pointer play is bad for dogs! They can become obsessed with moving light, which makes them hyperfocus on things like shadows and puddles.
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
It very much is yes loads use it for keep border collies n other working dogs amuse VERY VERY WRONG isn’t it
Load More Replies... Laura Lawson 10 months ago
Not autistic, just a pit bull! They are adorable goofballs & I love them, but my personal experience has shown me that brainpower isn't their strong point. We had one that would consistently run into the wall that was a good 6 feet from the bottom of the stairs. For 15 years, she was always surprised that there was a wall there! She was a gorgeous, loyal, beautiful, loving dog but thick as a brick.😂 RIP Sasha, I'll see you at the Rainbow Bridge. 💜
Nice Beast Ludo 10 months ago
I have a pitbull. I used to have a T-shirt with a life size print of Edward Cullen's face on it. Noticed some days that my dog was barking his a*s off at me. After the 4th or 5th time, I realized it was the shirt. So maybe I'm the dumb one. He barks at any kind of scary face- pumpkins, smiley faces, Halloween stuff and especially clothing with faces on it
Ray LeBlanc 4 months ago
LOL, that doesn't make him autistic but it DOES make him a complete idiot. That is often the best kind of dog.
#27
My cat sh*t on my mother's shoulder while we were driving.
KittyGaming 10 months ago
Heh our dog once peed on my grandma on a vacation while we were in the car, I think it's when we saw the grand canyon
#28
We have a super fluffy, super large Leonberger dog named Baloo, who is about 2 1/2. We live in a tiny town in the mountains where there is often wildlife present. He is so furry and soft that we just love to scratch and kiss his face. One time, we let him out to do his business and when he came back, I gave him face kisses and found out the hard way that he just rubbed his face in carnivorous animal s**t. Another time, I was giving him kisses and a bug jumped on me, then back onto his face where it burrowed deep in his fur. Apparently, he rubbed his face in deer s**t and got fleas, double whammy.
We also have a little Parrotlet that we love to death, even though he is a little bastard. One day, I got box wine drunk and passed out on the couch after cleaning the house. I left his cage open, as we usually did. When my SO got home from work that night, he woke me up, freaking out because Kit wasn't in his cage and we couldn't hear his chirpy self, or locate him. We searched all night, in our 2 bedroom apartment, and my SO even went through the couch thinking I may have accidently squished him or something. Our only conclusion, that our sweet, wouldn't hurt a soul, fluffy dog must have ate him. My SO went to work the next day completely heartbroken, and I tried to go back to sleep since I was exhausted from crying all night. As I was falling asleep, I could swear I heard him chirp a few times, so I ran into the living room, whistling like a crazy woman, and nothing. I decided my mind was playing tricks, cried some more, and tried to go back to sleep. This happened two more times. The third time, I really started hearing him go crazy. I ran back into the living room, certai this was no trick, and here he comes from underneath the couch. He must have crawled inside it and fell asleep because it was dark. Bonus b******e points, I called my SO's boss and asked that he tell him asap so he wouldnt be depressed all day, boss forgets until later in the afternoon until they finally ask him what's wrong.
TL;DR Dog likes to rub his fluffy face in poo before I give him kisses, resulting in fleas at one point. Lost bird, searched all night with broken hearts, ultimately blamed dog. Bird chirps up the next morning and comes out of the sofa.
Jan Moore 10 months ago
The first time we moved my husband and I each stood at a door so that none of our 5 cats got out. after thing but a hutch cabinet was gone we went to get all of them. 2 were missing. We screamed around the neighborhood, neither one had every been outside, went to the new house to see if they had got moved in something. I'm crying swearing we should never have moved, etc.. My husband saw something black poking out from under the hutch and moved it. they were both under it sound asleep.
#29
My rude-and-stubborn-a*s beagle hates my mom. To be fair, she doesn't like him much either. One day, after he was scolded by her (probably because he went through the trash again) he creeped upstairs (he never goes to the second floor), jumped on her bed and pooped on HER side of the bed.
He has done this more than once.
Brian Droste 10 months ago
I had a uncle that had a Chihuahua , it hated everyone. You couldn't even twitch without it being at your feet ready to bite someone. I hated that dog. I don't doubt that my brothers and sisters and my cousins also hated that dog.
Lady Eowyn 10 months ago
Studies have shown that chihuahuas are one of the most aggressive dogs breeds. The others being the daschund and the jack russell. Except a friend of mine has a way with chi's, they are the nicest dogs.
Load More Replies... Microwaved Robot 10 months ago
We had a Siberian Husky that left a brown message in one of my daughter's shoes, daughter totally deserved the brown message, totally.
#30
This was when I was about 12. I'd say around 7 years ago. My mom just bought her dream dog this adorable little s**t head Yorkie, who was 2 lbs at the time, named monster. My mom was out of the house shopping leaving me in charge if the dog. Somehow he managed to climb on top of our kitchen counter, take a look of hatred into my very soul and then took this leap of faith onto our hardwood floors. He hit hard, yelped and then seized up for about 20 mins while I was on the phone with my mom balling my f*****g eyes out because I just witnessed a puppy s*icide attempt.
He's still alive and he's 4 lb fur ball of a*****e.
Bi.Felicia 10 months ago
Oh my goodness, the poor pup probably suffered brain damage. I hope he was brought to the veterinarian, asap.
Ray LeBlanc 4 months ago
With those dumb Yorkies , no one can tell if it has brain damage or not.
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ENSJ 10 months ago
My family bought a Yorkie when I was around 14 from a puppy mill. Brother wanted a small dog so my mom picked a Yorkie. Sick, full of worms etc. I had fed him and gave him water while deworming him. He only listened to me which my family hated (he was food agressive with them, not me), the one time I was gone on a week-long school trip he refused to eat for three days and kept looking at the door when they said my name. And when my little brother jokingly tried to punch me, he actually attacked (didn't bite, but threatened) standing between us. So not all of them are a******s, but you do have to respect the fact that they're small with a big heart.
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#31
My cat was an evil hunter. When my brother got a pet mouse we were aware that we always have to keep the door to the room it was kept shot, otherwise the mouse would end very fast as a cat snack.
My cat, the evil genius she was, figured pretty fast out that we were keeping her away from some delicious meal and while we were very careful keeping the door shut she figured out how to enter the room ninja style. Since the ‘mouse room’ was under the roof with a skylight she basically left the house over the skylight of the living room and entered over the skylight of the ‘mouse room’ on the other side of the house. My brother had this mouse for whole 3 days. RIP Jerry. Before and after this day- cat was never seen on the roof.
Feathered Dinosaur 10 months ago
When I got mice for the first time I bought a bad cage for them and they escaped the first night. Intuition or something woke me up and I saw my old cat staring in fascination at the two escape artists (who we just caught in the act). I don't want to know what would have happened if I hadn't woken up at that point.
#32
My cat didn't come back home after letting him out and had me looking on the streets until 4am, found him having a fight with a fox.
Polly Fukuhara 10 months ago
At least you found your cat. Often cats in my neighborhood simply disappear for good.
Ace 10 months ago
Generally speaking a fox will not attack a cat. The cat has weapons that cn seriously harm a fox, is much bigger than a fox would view as prey, and has the agility to avoid if cornered. I've witnessed a cornered cat (not one of mine). facing down two adult foxes in my garden - they were big and bold, didn't even run away when I shooed them off, but they were smart enough not to try and tackle the cat.
#33
I had two cats that didn't get along (i didn't introduce them properly). One day, they decided to fight behind the sofa that was against the wall. Otter(one of my cat) being scared shitless, literally sprayed diarrhea all over the wall and the sofa. To make it worse she was squirming to get out backwards, covering herself with her own feces and decided to run all over the house. I almost cried cleaning that mess up.
MidnightProphecy 10 months ago
Why leave cats together when they fight so bad one sh*** itself. Bad owner
WalterWhiteSavannah 10 months ago
When my dude was a kitten he got violent liquid diarrhea from something. Every time he pooped it scared him and he'd pinball over the entire apartment spraying liquid s**t like it was spray paint. Lasted 3 days and by the end I was nearly broken from chasing him and cleaning. I'd have kept him in a single room but he'll straight up shoulder charge doors non stop till he gets let out.
Nice Beast Ludo 10 months ago
My dog is scared of his poop. He does this every time he goes. First he hides his face while he poops, then he sprints away from it in a wild tailspin as soon as he is done
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Robert T 10 months ago (edited)
You have to announce their full titles to one another and then they shake paws and promise not to maim one another too badly! ;-)
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#34
Dog took massive dump in my apartment. Then the roomba scheduled to run mid-day did its job. Spread poop f*****g EVERYWHERE!
Technically the dog just pooped in the house and didn't drag that filth around by himself so I decided against punishing him. I did however start a new "no poop in the house" training regiment the next day.
Ginger Grumpybunny 10 months ago
You can schedule a Roomba? That seems like just asking for trouble.
#35
As a kid we had a Borzoi (Russian Wolfhound) named Boris. He would eat anything. He once chewed up our cordless phone and swallowed the battery from it, which began leaking acid in his stomach. I think my parents had to pay around $700 to have it removed. Another time he somehow broke into the pantry and ate an entire bag of prunes. Then the prunes did what prunes do, and he s**t all over the house.
WindySwede 10 months ago
A good reason to always have good insurance for pets! They deserve it!
Ace 10 months ago
Hardly. A quick ddg tells me the average dog insurance in the USA is about $60 per month. Just put it into a savings account and keep a better eye on your dog, would only take a year os so before you're in profit even if you do have to face a bill of this size.
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#36
Have diarrhea and scoot down the hall leaving a long skid mark. It was bad but I couldn't get mad at her.
Chew on a fiber optic cable. Thankfully it didn't break but the sheathing is a bit damaged. We were pretty pissed.
She is a cat btw.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
My Rosie (cat) has a bowel hernia so we essentially have to keep her poo as close to liquid as possible. She gets fed laxatives and other meds most meals. She wipes her bum all over the place. We've put down bathroom mats on the way out of her litter box which she uses to wipe her bum. Though the past few days she's sprinted out of the litter box and then wiped her poo all over the master bed. Lots of laundry. But... can't really get angry at her. I'm literally feeding her laxatives.
#37
When I was a teenager, I came home late one night and closed my bedroom door behind me without realising that our male cat had followed me in. I woke up to the cat p*ssing all over me. That mattress had to be thrown.
#38
My new kitten peed in my grandma's knitting bag when I was little. You cannot imagine the fury. I was pretty sure she was going to make me return her.
#39
Our overly hyper hell-dog Spitz named Warlock once ate $250 in 50 dollar bills that fell out of a friends pocket while he was crashing on our couch... We followed the dog around for a couple of days to get enough and large enough pieces for the bank to give us replacement bills, ended up getting $150 back (and the bank manager was NOT pleased with what he got in trade...)
Turns out you need like 51% of the bill and a majority of the serial numbers visible to get a damage replacement. Friend wanted the dog's hide... but didn't get it.
Brian Droste 10 months ago
Did you replace rest of the money? I would have. That would have been the right thing to do.
Bi.Felicia 10 months ago
I hope they paid their friend the $100, that they couldn't recover from the dog.
#40
We had a lab that ate about 4 pounds of fudge that my grandmother sent us for Christmas. He then spent the next 3 days with severe diarrhea and vomiting, most of which happened inside the house.
Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
I temporarily lived at my daughter's through the week while working a new job. She came home with a Jalapeno loaf of bread she got as a gift. We went to the store for about an hour. Got back, saran wrapper on the floor. Dog ate the entire loaf of bread. I kept waiting for a little scream when she went out to do her business.
Maggie Fulton 10 months ago
Chocolate is very dangerous for dogs. My friend had a dumb Labrador who was really motivated by food. During Xmas, they left a candy dish on the living room table,thinking (despite all evidence to the contrary) that he would leave it alone. When they came back, he ad eaten all the chocolate cookies and the wrapped liquor chocolates, foil and all. They got ahold of the vet and were instructed how to get him to throw up. Plus they had to monitor his poo, which was diarrhea with sparkly foil in it. He looked so happy. “Best day ever!”
UKGrandad 10 months ago
Fudge is not chocolate, it's milk, sugar and butter. It can be flavoured with chocolate but the OP simply stated 'fudge'.
Load More Replies... WalterWhiteSavannah 10 months ago
Dog ate chocolate and you didn't immediately rush to the vet? Lucky 3 days of illness was all it was.
UKGrandad 10 months ago
It doesn't say 'chocolate', it was fudge - milk, sugar and butter.
Load More Replies... Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
Chocolate is a toxin to dogs btw and can be fatal. If they eat that much they should go to a vet and get treatment. Induce vomit., etc (side note: the vomit from a chocolate toxicity does smell really good)
#41
Ate a bunch of used aquarium sand. Cost me about $1700 at 3am at the emergency vet. It hardened in his intestine, if it would've hardened in the small intestine I could be out $3000+. It's cool though he's my bro. If I owned a CD drive I would upload the xrays for delicious karma.
Also one time him and my toddler stepsister ate a bunch of anti-depressants after being unsupervised for about 2.5 minutes. They used to get up to a lot of mishchief together but that was probably the worst. She went to the hospital and he generally seemed to not give a s**t.
Oh yeah and the time he knocked over the trashcan and crawled in it and rolled around and then meticulously spread each piece all over the floor and shredded it. Like 100 times.
Or maybe the about 500 times he has stolen my entire plate of food including whole chickens.
Or maybe the time I went to smoke a cigarette around midnight and came back to find him suffocating inside a bag of tortilla chips, slowly losing consciousness while violently eating the chips. And the PTSD he had from the event for about 6 months where he would act annoying and weird every night at midnight and bark at me and wake everyone up. Every night.
Or maybe the time he bit my finger hard enough to chip the bone.
Or that time he dug a hole through the bathroom door.
Or when he released all the other dogs and relaxed in the front yard while they went swimming in a pond a mile away.
Stupid little f*ckbag is my best friend.
Edit: Yesterday my girlfriend got a package from lush, opened it, and took it in the bathroom to rub it all over her body or whatever the hell girls do with that stuff, leaving the package on the floor. He casually walks over and is like "oh you ordered me some biscuits, thanks" and starts calmly eating the packing peanuts. (luckily lush uses biodegradeable plant-based packaging, I stopped him obviously but he ate 2).
One time I was hella drunk sitting at my computer. I knocked a glass over and it broke. I'm like "man I'm not getting down on the floor drunk and picking up shards of glass and vacuuming, ill just do it tomorrow" and threw a blanket over it. He promptly walks over and curls up on it very comfily, and gives me this "life is pain" look.
Bi.Felicia 10 months ago
This sounds more like a lack of supervision and training/exercise, on the owners part than the dog just being stupid, imho.
Brian Droste 10 months ago
At the last part I thought you was going to say that he went over and tried to eat the glass or swallow couple of pieces.
Nice Beast Ludo 10 months ago
Getting head stuck in bag of chips and trying to wolf them down while slowly suffocating sounds like something my dog would do .. dogs like that need eyes on everything cause they will eat anything!! The one time I left pork chops marinating on the counter and walked outside, he ate 4 of them. I walked in to him smiling his big dog smile and licking his lips. I ran into the kitchen like NOOOOOO!!! At least he saved ONE chop for me lol
Judy Reynolds 10 months ago
A year ago Thanksgiving, my garbage eating dog found something so tasty, he left a gash half an inch long and quarter inch wide when I tried to take it away from him, breaking my thumb in the process. My nail hasn't healed yet, and the nerve damage may be permanent. He was on leash at the time. Now he wears a muzzle when we go out.
Abigail Johnston 10 months ago
'Or when he released all the other dogs and relaxed in the front yard while they went swimming in a pond a mile away.' So, HE let the dogs out?
#42
My cat, Gomez, learnt how to hunt this summer, and hasn't stopped bringing in dead animals since. I've kept a count, we've just hit the half century.
joann fielding 10 months ago
At least they're dead. I had a cat, that despite having epilepsy, was a master hunter. Live moles, rats, crows, snakes in your house is not fun. Especially at 3am.
ManuelQue 10 months ago
Cats can learn to not have the bell ring when they move. Indoor cats are best. A cat tower or two and some toys will keep them entertained.
Load More Replies... Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
Issues with outside hunting: avian flu concerns, parasites (had one cat get tapeworms from a bird mite), nondead animals brought into the house (rats in dishwater which happened to my sisterinlaw), killing up to 36 animals a night. Feral cats can devastate wildlife populations. Toxic plants, poisons like antifreeze, hit by cars, animal attacks, etc etc.
Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
Inside cats recommended especially now with the avian flu being very dangerous to cats (and esp hunters). Again, though, they make a cat door with AI that won't let the cat inside if its carrying paydirt
#43
My dog *always* rolls around in s**t! Always! And she does it after i give her a bath on purpose. She's a hunting dog so i know its instinctual to cover her sent, but it's still a pain in the a*s.
Janissary35680 10 months ago
We had a rescued GSDxDobe pup that did this. Every time he did, he'd get a bath and during the wash I would repeat the word "Banyo!" ("Bath!" in Turkish) in a loud and angry tone of voice. After a couple of reruns of this, whenever he was about to get into or do something he shouldn't, Banyo! would stop him dead in his tracks.
#44
Found out she had been eating her own s**t one day while driving her to pick up the mail. I looked over at her and thought awwww shes so cute...then she puked her own s**t up all over my car. S**t puke everywhere.
ElfVibratorGlitter 10 months ago
My cat eats her own vomit. It's often a race to see if I can get cleaning supplies before she scarfs it back down.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
My tuxedo boy Preacher does this. He'll even eat my older cat Kohl's hork if I don't get to it fast enough. I've learned that I need to separate HIM from the situation before I attempt to clean anything up, or else there's no way I'll get the paper towels and the bleach/enzymatic cleanser in time XD I RUN the second I overhear that special little "hrkk hrKK hRKK" sound XD
Load More Replies... Dogcat vet (retired) 10 months ago
Forbid in her food can help. Its called coprophagia which sounds a lot better when you are telling Grandma what the cat is doing.
#45
In our old apartment the en suite for the master bedroom had a few problems. Mainly being the toilet would slowly fill back up with waste.
This wasn't a huge issue to us as we actually preferred the main bathroom and positioning of the other bedroom so we used the main bedroom as a spare room, and the en suite was only used to house the kitty litter tray.
I also got ready for work in the mornings in the bedroom. This particular morning I was already running late, I was just getting ready to run out the door for the latest bus I could get to still be at work on time, however that was when things also went to s**t. Literally.
I could see it all happen in my mind seconds before it even occurred, but there was nothing I could do.
My weirdo of a cat decided it was time to rocket from room to room in an almost kitty d**g fueled rage (as he usually does...) he races into the master bedroom, stops in his tracks, stares at me and then does this ridiculous backflip and ran into the en suite and jumped straight onto the sink.
I see him getting ready to jump down onto the toilet seat to then jump onto the ground, but this is where my gut knew things were about to go very wrong.
My boyfriend was in the master bathroom at the time taking care of morning business, and as he often tells the story all he could hear was a very abrupt "no! Jeffery! Don't... *thump* oh god.. OH NO! OH F**K! NO! STOP!! OH GOD!!!!"
Rather than landing on the seat like he obviously intended, the clumsy f**k had slipped into the bowl that I unfortunately had not flushed (as I hadn't cleared his tray that day yet) and stupidly left open. As soon as he hit the water I knew I had to run in there to grab him because all I could see was him running around everywhere, tracking poop all over the carpet. Nope.. I was too late. He torpedoes out of the shitter does about 2 or 3 laps around the bedroom as I'm chasing him around screaming and cursing, runs out of the bedroom and then down the hallway where i finally caught the little bugger in the loungeroom.
Needless to say it was quite an awkward phone call to my boss having to explain why I had to stay home and steam clean the carpets and bath my cat...
We never left the lid open in there after that again.
**TL:DR** cat painted the carpet with his liquid s**t.
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
Do not scoop the litter box and put it in a toilet. You will mess up the plumbing and if you have a septic tank you will have to replace it and maybe the septic lines.
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AlithenewMC 10 months ago (edited)
Whats with all the cats peeing or s******g everywhere? I've had several cats over the years and not one of them ever went anywhere other than the litter box, except when very sick.
Lynchamigsakta 10 months ago
Had cats my entire life and only time they've done anything like p**s or s**t not in their litter box they've been seriously ill
Load More Replies... Aidan Pite 10 months ago
My second foster kitty thanked me for taking her in by ignoring the 3 litter boxes I had set up to repeatedly have massive diarrhea dumps on my welcome mat.
Katarzyna Drozd 10 months ago
Lot of this stories shows lack of basic understanding of pet's needs. It's really sad people like that are allowed to take care of animals
Nice Beast Ludo 10 months ago
This was literally much shittier than expected. Glad I'm not about to eat.
ROSESARERED 10 months ago (edited)
My cat used to eat any food without pause, that fell on the floor. One day a old bottle of ground chilli fell on the floor, chilli powder everywhere. He happily tucked in, purring with delight, till the heat hit....crying with tongue out...we gave him water, Mil...he lived milk, and icecteam, nothing helped. He went to the front door and cried yo be let put, and he sprinted away as soon as we opened it a cracked...didn't see him for a while. But kesson we learned, he never aye anything without a thought again, cautious snife before eating floor treats. . You could not eat salt and vinegar chips/crisps near him, he'd claw his way up your arm to get to them, lick off all the flavour, and leave a soggy chip...and the catnip plant in the garden was regularly eaten down to 1 inch stalks, had to cover them with wire baskets, silly loveable beautiful scamp....miss you puss
Donna Peluda 10 months ago
I was walking with my 40kg dog. A 2kg chihuahua decided to pick a fight. At first my dog ignored it but at the insistence of the chihuahua, my dog snapped, pick the chihuahua up in its mouth and walked off. The chihuahua froze and my dog proceeded to digg a hole to bury it. She dropped it in the hole and pushed the earth back and came walking back. After the shock the owner of the chihuahua was happy to get his dog back. The chihuahua was always causing trouble. But after that, just the site of me even without my dog was enough for it to hide behind the owner.
ANN VALERYEVNA Sokolovskaya 10 months ago
My pet rats chewed up one of the straps to my favorite louis vuitton backpack. I didn't realize it was hanging within reach of their cage... now one strap has some very clear chunks taken out of it. Side note... I've no intention of getting it fixed, I love my rats and the chewed up strap reminds me of them :)
Lady Eowyn 10 months ago
"favorite Louis Vuitton backpack"? You must be rich.
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AlithenewMC 10 months ago (edited)
Whats with all the cats peeing or s******g everywhere? I've had several cats over the years and not one of them ever went anywhere other than the litter box, except when very sick.
Lynchamigsakta 10 months ago
Had cats my entire life and only time they've done anything like p**s or s**t not in their litter box they've been seriously ill
Load More Replies... Aidan Pite 10 months ago
My second foster kitty thanked me for taking her in by ignoring the 3 litter boxes I had set up to repeatedly have massive diarrhea dumps on my welcome mat.
Katarzyna Drozd 10 months ago
Lot of this stories shows lack of basic understanding of pet's needs. It's really sad people like that are allowed to take care of animals
Nice Beast Ludo 10 months ago
This was literally much shittier than expected. Glad I'm not about to eat.
ROSESARERED 10 months ago (edited)
My cat used to eat any food without pause, that fell on the floor. One day a old bottle of ground chilli fell on the floor, chilli powder everywhere. He happily tucked in, purring with delight, till the heat hit....crying with tongue out...we gave him water, Mil...he lived milk, and icecteam, nothing helped. He went to the front door and cried yo be let put, and he sprinted away as soon as we opened it a cracked...didn't see him for a while. But kesson we learned, he never aye anything without a thought again, cautious snife before eating floor treats. . You could not eat salt and vinegar chips/crisps near him, he'd claw his way up your arm to get to them, lick off all the flavour, and leave a soggy chip...and the catnip plant in the garden was regularly eaten down to 1 inch stalks, had to cover them with wire baskets, silly loveable beautiful scamp....miss you puss
Donna Peluda 10 months ago
I was walking with my 40kg dog. A 2kg chihuahua decided to pick a fight. At first my dog ignored it but at the insistence of the chihuahua, my dog snapped, pick the chihuahua up in its mouth and walked off. The chihuahua froze and my dog proceeded to digg a hole to bury it. She dropped it in the hole and pushed the earth back and came walking back. After the shock the owner of the chihuahua was happy to get his dog back. The chihuahua was always causing trouble. But after that, just the site of me even without my dog was enough for it to hide behind the owner.
ANN VALERYEVNA Sokolovskaya 10 months ago
My pet rats chewed up one of the straps to my favorite louis vuitton backpack. I didn't realize it was hanging within reach of their cage... now one strap has some very clear chunks taken out of it. Side note... I've no intention of getting it fixed, I love my rats and the chewed up strap reminds me of them :)
Lady Eowyn 10 months ago
"favorite Louis Vuitton backpack"? You must be rich.
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