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This Twitter Account Showcases “The Very Worst” Activity On The Site, Here Are 35 Of Their Most Facepalm-Worthy Posts
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Just like any other social media site, you can find anything on Twitter. Recipes, safety tips, comedy, personal stories, and of course, ignorant and facepalm-worthy tweets. That’s right, for every politician and social justice warrior on Twitter, there’s someone else divulging information that they probably should have kept to themselves or that might make you lose a bit of faith in humanity. (Sometimes, politicians even fall into that category too!)
And the perfect place to find the very worst of Twitter is Braindead Bird App. This Twitter account gathers the most chaotic, cringey and confusing tweets, that we can only hope were shared facetiously, and gives them an even larger platform. Keep reading to find a conversation we were lucky enough to have with the creator of Braindead Bird App himself, and be sure to upvote all of the posts that make you want to abandon social media forever.
Let us know in the comments if you’ve ever seen anything equally unhinged on Twitter, and then, if you’re looking for yet another Bored Panda article highlighting just how wild Twitter users can be, you can find more chaotic tweets right here!
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To learn more about Braindead Bird App, Bored Panda reached out to the page’s creator on Twitter, and he was kind enough to have a chat with us. We wanted to know what inspired the account in the first place, and apparently, it has humble beginnings. “Pretty much, I was just really bored on a family holiday and was scrolling through Twitter,” he told Bored Panda. “Thought it would be funny to just compile the worst of the app into one place.”
And he’s been quite successful at that ever since, as the page was launched in July 2021 and has amassed over 560k followers since then. The page has tweeted over 3,400 times and has been beautifully chronicling the worst corners of Twitter for over a year and a half now.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I think I’m kinda suffering from sleep deprivation. I didn’t realize what was wrong with that sentence for WAY too damn long 🤣
Cara G 2 years ago
Look at a water feature video while I sing you a lullaby 😴
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fs 2 years ago
Let's try milkin male cows for a change. Isn't there a market for everything? 😎
Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
Milking males cows will actually give you something. An early trip to The Pearly Gates!
Load More Replies... Paulo Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
Yea ..... If there was a name from a bull in that list, i probably would not like that yogurt, also, Im gonna leave some Bulls names here, lets see if ppl know what Im talking about. Bulls names: Miura, Countach, Diabolo, Murcielago, Aventador...
David 2 years ago (edited)
I remember seeing this packaging in store and laughing. I grew up on a dairy farm in a heavily dairy area. Farmers of commercial size do not name their cows. They are not pets. At some point they age out and get sent to become hamburger. (I did name one cow that liked me to scratch its head after being milked and our champion bull had a name. The rest were numbers) TLDR: It's a BS marketing ploy.
Paul Pienkowski 2 years ago
I want the cow names on my hamburger. So I can put a name to who I'm eating.
Virgil Blue 2 years ago
There also seems to be a deep connection with extreme activism and low intelligence, referring to the guts who glue themselves to art with petro chemicals wearing nylon vvlest and using nylon banners to protest oil.
Veronica Rabbit 2 years ago (edited)
I don't think "Root" is a traditional girl name XD Edit: I just realized I share the name of one of the cows! What an honor :)
Lorraine R 2 years ago
Root was a female character in the TV show "Person of Interest".
Load More Replies... Passerby 2 years ago
Do you really want to consume "milk" from "male cow"? Like, oh I just love milk from George, Tony, Samson etc.
Dan davis 2 years ago
Nothing to do with the school system. This is just some “progressive” virtue signaling
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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
I'd take a hard pass on the bull yogurt....call me old fashioned but I'll stick with the female cows.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
Wow. It's hard for me to wrap my mind around that level of stupidity.
GingerPanda 2 years ago
This is so ridiculous on so many levels. Besides the obvious, when has Root ever been a traditional (human) girl's name?
Alexander Izzo 2 years ago
the yogurt from the bulls is uh, lets just say his name is the Semenator
Veronica Cross 2 years ago
OMG THATS ME SOMEONE OUT THERE IS EATING OR HAS EATEN ME MY NAME IS ON THERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😓
Cindy Dines 2 years ago
What were the names of the male calves born to these cows? You know, the ones they separate from their mother while still nursing. Yes, I'm talking about the calves they keep in dark, tiny boxes, later to be served as veal. It irritates me that milk producers give cute names to cows, but never speak of the dark side of dairy farming.
William Mahoney 2 years ago
Live a little and stop looking for inane stupid things. Your tiresome now.
Robyn Stephens 2 years ago
That is all we need now is Cows who identify as Bulls and all will be ok
Gay-Trash-Panda 2 years ago
i would actually love that like "thank you lucy, thank you root, etc etc"
Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago
On top of the obvious issue here, now Quiet and Root are "traditional" girl names?
HarperTheCentaur (they/them) 2 years ago
I know so many girls named Quiet. Also, does this person think yogurt is some sort of meat paste?
CGZ 2 years ago
Used to be all hurricanes were given female names. THAT made sense. Mysterious. Unstoppable. A force greater than man. A force that must be respected above all else.
Jacqueline Quackenbush 2 years ago
Hmm In Quebec. I Think You're Over-Romanticizing A Bit. I Seem To Remember Them Being Portrayed/Perceived As Forces Of Chaos And Destruction. Hence The Agreement To Alternate The Names
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Dan Bexell 2 years ago
Actually, it's because milk comes from cow's teats which are on females. If you don't believe that, go ahead and milk a bull.
TailsFangirl03 2 years ago
But...all cows are girls...I'm smarter than an adult at 13 years old...will I grow dumber?
Sleepflower 2 years ago
Quiet and Root are traditional girl names? Um, ok. Also, there's no way I'd eat yoghurt taken from boy cows. Yuck :-D
SmooshyFries 2 years ago
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!"- Joseph ( Miko Hughes) from Kindergarten Cop
Chrissyfox 2 years ago
Didn't name the babies who were taken away so Daisy and company could keep lactating until it's time to be impregnated and the whole shebang start over again. Oh, and then they end up in McDonald's burgers. Bet they don't get named then.
Say What 2 years ago
Her feminism has nothing to do with her stupidity. Guess that means your misogyny is why we're saying misogyny has gotten out of hand. See how that works? Yawn
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We also wanted to know what the creator of Braindead Bird App actually thinks of Twitter. “I used to hate it with a passion, but I’d be a hypocrite saying that now because I’m on it so much,” he admitted with a laugh. “It can definitely have some nice moments, but the fact that anyone can use it means there are always going to be some nutcases.”
When it comes to the "nutcases" he features on his page, however, I was curious if many of them are joking when they tweet, or if they really believe what they’re saying. “Most of the tweets are people being serious, but I like to post satire I find funny sometimes,” the creator told Bored Panda. “Just as a more light-hearted thing for people to laugh at, rather than the usual doom and gloom.”
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Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
As a female who is adopted, I really do not understand the apparent obsession that some women have with having a “biological child”. Especially the ones that will state they love children and “want children”. So adopt or foster! But it seems like many of them don’t even try, and just act outraged and angry that they can’t physically have kids, whenever any other woman dares to bring up abortion, etc. I know it’s a mindset I don’t understand, as I was adopted and I don’t see why a woman wouldn’t adopt if she couldn’t have kids but WANTED them so badly.
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LK 2 years ago
I'm not from the USA, so I may well be wrong, but this isn't something the President can do by themselves. It would require the Legislative branch of government to act on it as well. Without those two arms of government working together the gun problem will remain. Therefore, it is a very reasonable question to ask.
Finally, we asked the account’s creator what he thinks Twitter should be used for. “Twitter should be used to open people’s minds, rather than shut down people's beliefs,” he shared. “At least my posts give a reason to debate in the replies, so people are learning more about their own beliefs and others.”
If you haven’t already, be sure to give Braindead Bird App a follow on Twitter right here!
If you’re not super familiar with Twitter, let me inform you that the website is famous for chaos. Donald Trump used to use his account to attack “haters”, until he was eventually banned, and there’s a long list of people who have been de-platformed for spreading misinformation, inciting violence and committing other offenses the site. In recent months, however, the bird site has been even more controversial than usual, as it has recently been acquired by Elon Musk, who aims to implement many changes. For example, previously, having a blue “verified” check on your Twitter account meant that you were a celebrity or public figure who had been vetted by the service to prove you weren’t an imposter. The significance of a blue check has recently gone flying out the window, though, as users can now purchase a verified badge for $7.99 a month.
Many celebrities have also decided to jump ship and delete their Twitter accounts, bidding adieu to their followers due to recent developments on the platform. Indy100 reported that Stephen Fry, Whoopi Goldberg, Gigi Hadid, Jameela Jamil, Toni Braxton, Shonda Rhimes, Sara Bareilles, Tea Leoni, Brian Koppelman, Erk Larsen, Mick Foley and Alex Winter have already announced their departures from the site, but the list is expected to grow in the coming months. Elon Musk also quickly lost control of his platform after initially tweeting that “comedy is now legal”, and soon following that up by introducing new rules about parody accounts, when he realized that he was being impersonated ruthlessly.
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Casey McAlister 2 years ago
But what if the second person is the one who made the first upset? Then it all makes sense.
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¡ Rachel ¡ 2 years ago
It took a bit of searching but I found the original post, the young lady is called Neghar.
Many also wonder if Twitter will become even more unhinged, and perhaps even dangerous, as Elon Musk has threatened to restore accounts from users who had previously been banned. “New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, not freedom of reach,” Musk said in a tweet in November 2022. “Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter.” While that might sound all well and good in theory, the power to ban accounts exists for a reason. The last thing we need is a platform where people can freely spew racist, homophobic, sexist, xenophobic, or transphobic rhetoric.
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Ansi 2 years ago
According to Snopes the picture is staged with prop tools and a boy that young couldn't afford an expensive pipe. But he could be a breaker boy. "For 10 hours a day, six days a week, breaker boys would sit on wooden seats, perched over the chutes and conveyor belts, picking slate and other impurities out of the coal. Breaker boys working on top of chutes or conveyor belts would stop the coal by pushing their boots into the stream of fuel flowing beneath them, briefly pick out the impurities, and then let the coal pass on to the next breaker boy for further processing. Others would divert coal into a horizontal chute at which they sat, then pick the coal clean before allowing the fuel to flow into "clean" coal bins."
Over the past couple of months, there has actually been talk about Twitter potentially shutting down, due to losing so many employees and possibly being unable to keep its most important services running. And while the end of the bird app does not actually appear to be coming any time soon, the panic in November 2022 inspired some users to become even more chaotic than usual and begin confessing their secrets and “shooting their last shots” on the site. “I feel bad about doing this, but Twitter is probably going down soon and this is the last chance to get this circulated,” tweeted Amber Brown, a 28-year-old streaming producer from Los Angeles. “Help fix my liver!” She added with a link to her GoFundMe page, where she is asking for help to pay her medical bills.
“If Twitter implodes this is your last chance to tell me you’re in love with me so shoot your shot,” Phoebe Kimball tweeted, alongside photos of herself, in November. And Jennifer Crawford, a 49-year-old architect in Sydney, Australia, shared that before Twitter “implodes” entirely, she wanted to confess something she did when she was a university student. “I once took a cask of peach cooler to a uni party and left it under the table,” she wrote, referring to the nonalcoholic fruit cocktail. “I was 18. Give me a break.” The fear of losing Twitter seems to have brought users together, but it also may have encouraged them to become even more chaotic.
We hope you’re enjoying this list of some of the reasons you might want to deactivate your Twitter account right now, or why you may feel inspired to sign up for the site (depending on how you view these wild tweets). Keep upvoting the pics you find most hilarious or cringey, and let us know in the comments what your thoughts are on this Braindead Bird App. Then, if you’re looking for even more crazy tweets, we recommend checking out this article next!
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OwenHasADHD 2 years ago
We did it, fellas. We are at the point where one two-letter word can offend someone to the point of posting an entire paragraph.
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Sleepflower 2 years ago
Some people are so desperate to be edgy and different, it's nauseating.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Having seen that part of America first hand, Breaking Bad isn't the problem. Meth IS the problem. It's not the most accurate depiction, but it covers the bases. IMO Breaking bad kind of sof balled it. You have no idea how many Neo-Nazis are involved in that scene here. They could have been way more brutal and it still wouldn't reach reality.
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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago
I cooka da meatball (btw, there's more to that exchange and it's hilarious)
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I’m Chinese and what the rainbow luminous satanic husky did I just read
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XenoMurph 2 years ago
Remember when village idiots stayed in their village and noone paid attention to their inane ramblings? Then the internet came along and gave them an audience of millions.
K- THULU 2 years ago
Why haven't aliens contacted us?..... We transmit this out into the cosmos so they know there's no intelligent life here.....
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Hello. Yes, I am aware of that now…
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Oerff On Tour 2 years ago
These people's Brain.exe haven't stopped working, it wasn't installed in the first place
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Someone waved a magnet over their hard drive right after it was put into the chassis.
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LoneTomato 2 years ago (edited)
Pretty cool how this article literally used only one account from Twitter, and basically just grabbed/appropriated tweets from that account (oh and! Added the bored panda watermark at the bottom like they created it). And the account they took everything from literally just took screencaps of other people's stuff, many times not even naming them.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
Remember when village idiots stayed in their village and noone paid attention to their inane ramblings? Then the internet came along and gave them an audience of millions.
K- THULU 2 years ago
Why haven't aliens contacted us?..... We transmit this out into the cosmos so they know there's no intelligent life here.....
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Hello. Yes, I am aware of that now…
Load More Replies... Oerff On Tour 2 years ago
These people's Brain.exe haven't stopped working, it wasn't installed in the first place
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Someone waved a magnet over their hard drive right after it was put into the chassis.
Load More Replies... LoneTomato 2 years ago (edited)
Pretty cool how this article literally used only one account from Twitter, and basically just grabbed/appropriated tweets from that account (oh and! Added the bored panda watermark at the bottom like they created it). And the account they took everything from literally just took screencaps of other people's stuff, many times not even naming them.
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