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Whether it's for finding a soulmate or a casual hookup, online dating has become one of the most popular avenues for singles. In the United States, for example, the number of people who use these services is expected to reach 53.3 million in 2024, up from 44.2 million in 2020.
When we're looking at such a huge crowd, naturally, it's going to be, let's say, colorful. And the subreddit r/Tinder is a great example of that. The community with 5.7 million members is constantly sharing and discussing memorable conversations and profiles they've had and seen on the app.
To show you just how chaotic all of it can be, we at Bored Panda compiled a list of their popular posts. Also, don't miss the conversation we had with London, United Kingdom-based dating and relationships coach Rachel New. You will find it in between the images.
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#1
My Name Is Van And This Left Me Speechless. Bravo
Ashley Schriber 2 years ago
I've read the top three on this list now and they're all genuinely funny. The hell.
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CatWoman312 2 years ago
I’m on the 3rd and so far they’re good. I thought this was a post on bad convos. I like to read them to remind myself my marriage is better than being single and trying to find someone in todays market
Maltaros 2 years ago
They changed the headline to "40 Tinder Screenshots That Reveal the Wild Nature of Modern Dating". I don't know what the original one was but this one works.
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#2
Her Bio Said Demisexual
Veronica Jean 2 years ago
For those who don't know, demisexual is when you can only get aroused by people you are truly in love with, which is extremely important to tell someone immediately when online dating if they are looking for a hookup as you are typically incapable. It's not a fad sexuality, it's a funny sounding word for a person who goes about dating very differently than most and it's better to know up front.
SelkieBlackfysh 2 years ago
Unless you know the mythology better lol. To which you can easily sink it by saying "Bruh your dad was never there to begin with."
According to the Pew Research Center, men who have online dated in the past five years are far more likely than women to feel as if they did not get enough messages (57% vs. 24%). On the other hand, women who have online dated in this time period are five times as likely as men to think they were sent too many messages (30% vs. 6%).
And there's a lot of bothersome and harassing behavior involved too, especially for women under the age of 35. For example, 60% of female users ages 18 to 34 say people who use these services continued to contact them after they said they were not interested, while a similar share (57%) report being sent a sexually explicit message or image they didn’t ask for.
#3
I Thought It Was Pretty Funny
#4
Why Are People Like This Lol. What Did They Expect?
Uncanny 2 years ago (edited)
Even if I didn’t have a cat, I’d pick a cat over this person (edited to make Francis happy)
TheDemonicCat 2 years ago
Cat. I don't give a s**t if I've known you all my life and have had this cat for only two years, I choose cat
"Creating connection and making the woman feel good about herself are some of the key skills I work with heterosexual men on," Rachel New, who strives to change the norms of dating and relating, told Bored Panda. She strongly believes that treating each other well and having an open mind make the world a better place and we should remember that in our romantic endeavors as well.
"There are lots of subtle elements to a conversation that creates connection. They should aim to create warmth and empathy ... talk about personal rather than superficial topics but at the same time make it fun and light-hearted – not easy, I know!"
#5
Am I Too Old For Tinder?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Yes, Pinky and the Brain One is a genius, the other's other insane
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CatFist 2 years ago
I think so, Brain. But how are we going to get the hippopotamuses into the tutus?
Hotdogking 2 years ago
No you braindeaded imbicile *proceeds to explain his overly elaborate world domination plan*
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
No you aren't. You're probably too young. This was a gag from a cartoon show from the early 90s.
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Michelle C 2 years ago
If you don’t remember Pinky and the Brain, there’s a good chance you weren’t born yet and, therefore, you are way too young for me! This is a good way to make sure that one isn’t accidentally hitting on minors and things of that nature. Well done, sir or ma’am!
#6
Smooth
Izzy Curer 2 years ago
I'm too old to think of 'daddy' as a sexual term. I've been calling my husband that for years, the same way my mom used it to refer to my dad, and my grandma used it to refer to my grandpa. It's just what you start saying around the kids, and before you know it, it turns into their name🤷♀️
Jason 2 years ago
I legit pause like 1/3 of a second trying to prevent reflex using mommy/daddy in non child involved situations now. I know I am going to slip up one day at work and things are going to get real awkward real fast
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Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago
Reminds me of a comedian who said that "daddy" has become so sexualized that his kids are going to have to call him "bruh".
Pink Aesthetic 2 years ago
No but thats actually disgusting. I have a good relationship with my dad, that would be a huge red flag for me to have "daddy" nickname. Disgusting
Ian Milne 2 years ago
It was clearly a joke. I’m guessing if we keep scrolling one of these screen shots is going to be you…
Load More Replies... yellowphantom 2 years ago
If you are a kid whose parents call each other mommy and daddy whenever you are around, how can you really know what they call each other when you are not?
#7
Either Way Would Work, I'm Not Picky
Jay Son 2 years ago
This comment confuses me. It's funny, but you're also shaking your head as in saying it isn't?
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A majority of the overall public (65%) also thinks the increased focus on sexual harassment and assault in the last few years has made it harder for men to know how to interact with someone they’re on a date with.
To get past this, Rachel New believes that people need to be clear about when they are interested, when they need to take more time to get to know someone, and when they are not."
"Often people (both men and women) show their ambivalence and that is confusing," she noted. "In that situation, why not say 'I'm not sure how I feel about you yet – I need to take some time to think about it' or if you are asked if you want to meet again, why not say 'I never decide on the date – I like to take time to reflect, so I'll message you tomorrow.'"
#8
What Do You Married People Think Abt This One
LuLuBelle 2 years ago
Why would you want to skip all the fun of a new romance and go straight to the horrors of marriage?
Emma Kilcup 2 years ago
So they know the horrors headfirst and it won't be as much of a shock later.
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Kris92 2 years ago
IMHO, Everytime there's an argument, it should end with an aggressive "I LOVE YOU" followed by an "I KNOW. LOVE YOU TOO0" just to underline that it's a 'we're arguing, but I'm still gonna make US dinner tonight and you better be on your side of the bed when I get up to go to the bathroom at a random hour tonight' -situation.
VonBlade 2 years ago (edited)
Charge your damn phone, people. Edit - Weirdly this post originally had an anxiety inducing lack of battery in the screenshot.
Poeha 2 years ago
Yesterday I found out that I can turn the screen upside down to watch youtube and plug it in on the left side. Didn't know. I'd let it go to 1 percent, cause it's so annoying with that cable, that may not get ruined and I can't put it on the floor next to me, cause the bunny hops everywhere.
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Bi-Polar Express 2 years ago
Well, that seems like a good marriage. So many people here are like "yeah, that's about right." Really? Excuse me while I go hug my husband.
Magpie 2 years ago
It's a joke. She told him to argue like a married couple so he went over the top with stereotypical married people complaints.
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#9
Seems Kind Of Shallow?
Sponge Blob 2 years ago
He probably wouldn't mind her height at all, but prefers decent human beings.
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Everybody Say Love! 2 years ago (edited)
I used to have a 'type' but then i realised, once falling in love with the complete opposite of 'my type' that i was limiting myself. I nearly passed up on my dream partner because they weren't over 6ft, dark haired, glasses. Attraction is so important, don't get me wrong, but i was lying to myself by saying i was ONLY attracted to this kind of look. I love him so much and he is gorgeous, my heart hurts knowing that i could have let him slip away. Having a preference is by no means a bad thing, but do consider what you may be missing out on by strictly sticking to your ideal :)
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
Hey i found my person by eliminating the 'type' req too! he is my height, so pale he's blue, and he's blonde and balding. my "type" is tall, beefy, and dark. i am so glad i opened my heart because he is the best thing that EVER happened to me, and our 20 years have made me soooo happy.
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Heather Lambie 2 years ago
He ditched her because she was shallow and judgy not because she was short.
Magpie 2 years ago
Yeah, I'm not sure why so many other people aren't getting this.
Load More Replies... Poeha 2 years ago
The way she immediately puts down shorter guys and if he had said he was shorter, she wouldn't want him. That's why he does the same thing back. A guy I dated would talk down on fatter women and he was fat himself. Such a turnoff. Oh that's such a whale! You're 120 kilo yourself. My goodness. Shut up.
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Trillian 2 years ago
Hm, I think it is perfectly fine to have a type? I mean, it's just what I consider attractive, not what I think the whole world should look or be like.
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
I agree. My type is "not shallow and focused on appearance".
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Con O Cuinn 2 years ago
To be fair, I don't mind if a taller girl has a preference for taller guys. As one girl said to me, "I just wanna wear heels without feeling like slender man"
michele mbennett1010@att.net 2 years ago
Hold on, when you're 5'0 anyone over 5'5 is taller than you! Get a grip girl!
TheKitKatLizard 2 years ago
Yeah like how are you gonna not date someone just because they're 'only' about 4 inches taller than you, tf
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Scott Cannon (scottdca) 2 years ago
I'm super confused by all the incredibly judgy responses by people to this. Every person who has ever been on a dating site has preferences some of which are more important than others. It's not meant as a way to be rude to the other person. In fact it's just the opposite. Nobody has time to go out with people that you know full well you aren't attracted to. Attraction isn't the most important part at all but having no physical attraction to your partner isn't good for either one of you and certainly not a fair position to put them in. Had the girl said short guys are nasty that would be one thing. She just isn't really into them and that's okay too.
#10
Ironic
Ivan Petrov 2 years ago
Isn't a travel agent someone, who can tell what you can do in a city in the neighboring country?
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Parmeisan 2 years ago
To be fair, 1) that means they know about *other* cities, not necessarily their own, and 2) assuming they do know enough to act as a tour guide, they're probably tired from doing similar work all day long. OTOH I'm not sure if they're missing what the other person is implying or just not interested in it.
SW Dad 2 years ago
Correct. Travel agent and tour guide are two very different things!
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Jestinna Welch 2 years ago
I only halfway get it, maybe I should book a ticket to the other half
star sixtynine 2 years ago
Why is he on Tinder if he s not willing to try meet her? People these days.... Sheesh
#11
Let's Get To Know Each Other's
Jestinna Welch 2 years ago
Idk why but this reminded me of Abbott and Costello "who's on first".
Kioh81 2 years ago
Who's on first. What's on second. I don't know's on third.... Haha
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The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
He meant each other's English teachers to learn some proper grammar and conversation etiquette, possibly.
The dating and relationships coach said this happens due to various reasons, but "often ambivalence comes from unresolved fears or behavior patterns that come from childhood or past relationships, and that’s something I work on with people a lot."
"They may have an avoidant attachment style or feel uneasy about getting close to someone at the same time as craving intimacy. We all need to learn to recognize our triggers and patterns and deal with them," she added.
#12
His Profile Says He’s “Very Sarcastic And Hope You Are Too” He Unmatched Immediately After This Exchange
VonBlade 2 years ago
It took him 15 hours to come up with that 'great convo' reply. My dude, you've bigger problems than short conversations.
Honu 2 years ago
Seriously. And he's texting her before 8 in the morning to get all salty. No.
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Jaime Scarpetta 2 years ago (edited)
Unmatched after someone was just as saracastic as him... wow xD
#13
Note: Fighting Fire With Fire Will Get You Unmatched
pink_panda 2 years ago
That was a great comeback! Why are people so shallow fr?
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Bill Clinton 2 years ago
Ummm, isn’t the whole point to make a snazzy comeback to win her heart like “only because I’d be distracted by your beauty”??
#14
Her Bio Said She Was A Childcare Chef... I Got Unmatched Pretty Fast
Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
At least the friends were good. I hate it when they come out stringy.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Nah that's hilarious- where do u get a sense of humour like that??
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
The fact that it sounds funny in your head doesn't mean that you have to continue till the end. Just read the signals if you want to keep in the right path.
Fat Harry 2 years ago
It's just giving the other person a chance to get the joke. Clearly this person was never going to get the joke. She should have replied with "I just serve children".
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Where Do I Sign Up
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
‘Support me financially’ ummm what does that mean (and cue the downvote fairies)
Jessiebean 2 years ago
They’re looking for a sugar daddy but just a platonic sugar daddy? 😂
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Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
If someone is interested in financially supporting me, I have a lot of platonic ready to deliver.
Magpie 2 years ago
Same. So platonic that we'd never even have to meet or know more than first names, cell numbers, and bank details.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
A daddy but no sugar, huh...? Well, good luck. You're gonna need it... XP
Narwhal Blast 2 years ago
Hei, we can dream about it! I mean... wouldn't you want to have the money to do whatever you want? By not giving anything in return? Is a nice dream to dream
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Yoga Kitty 2 years ago
Looking for a diabetic sugar daddy? Give me all your money - but still no sugar for you...
When those who say dating has become harder for most people in the last 10 years are asked to describe in their own words why they think this is the case, women are twice as likely as men to cite increased risk.
Because of this, according to Rachel New, men should make sure they arrange to have the date in a safe, public place so that women know they understand those concerns. Additionally, women should give their location to a friend and check in with them at an agreed time.
"The man can ask before the date 'Do you have any concerns or worries about our date?' and then on the date 'Is there anything I can do to put you at your ease or make you feel safe?'" Rachel explained. "On a date, he can watch her body language — such as whether she moves towards or away from him and whether she makes sustained eye contact — to see how she might feel about moving things on."
#16
Bruh LMAO
WonderWoman 2 years ago
To be fair, his picture already told that story (of his being a douche)
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Jay TheSaltLord 2 years ago
"a good pounding"? Sir, 27 seconds of you jackhammering like the energizer bunny is not "a good pounding".
Francis 2 years ago (edited)
i'm gonna steel this :D *EDIT: steal.. thanks guys LOL
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The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
When he says "good pounding" does he mean with her first into his face? 🙂
Magpie 2 years ago
Or she watches him jerk off like he's angry at his d ic k?
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Brianna Tracy 2 years ago
Well at least he made it easy to discover the lack of chemistry right away!
#17
Was This Too Harsh?
Marc MAW 2 years ago
Urban dictionary has this: ODP stands for Ouate de phoque. Translated to English, it means ''absorbent cotton of seal''. But it is pronounced the same way as ''what the f**k''. I'll be using this!
N000dle 2 years ago
I googled it and now am very confused what an OpenDocument Presentation has to do with a Tinder convo...
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#18
I Saw That Somebody Had Succes With This Pick Up Line, Thought I'd Try It Myself
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
It didn't seem that bad as a pick up line, but the answer deactivated it forever.
James Morris 2 years ago
My pickup line is "We don't have to have a one night stand. I have a bed, we can do it lying down" Hasn't work yet.
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago (edited)
ew. i can see why. maybe...change it? the common definition of crazy is to keep doing the same thing but expecting different results😬
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
A better one would be Tina's line from Bob's burgers "These numbers may look random but it's my phone number".
#19
This Has To Be A New Low
Isa 2 years ago
I'm single for so many years that sometimes I wish I could find someone...maybe making a profile in a dating site...then I come across this kind of posts and I'm glad that I didn't go ahead with my naive idea of creating a profile to find someone...why people are like this???
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Don't give up! I met my husband when I helped my friend set up her online profile then helped her talk to this guy she eventually began dating and later married (she has anxiety and was nervous every time she had to write to him). Her partner introduced me to his closest friend (who it turns out was helping him write back to her), and who is now my husband. That's two relationships for the price of one just from an online dating profile!
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Libbol 2 years ago (edited)
So I used tinder and met my partner there. I don't understand all these rude-straight-out-of-the-gates comments. You obviously swiped right on the person to have matched with them. If you swiped right by mistake and actually didn't like them, just unmatch! What is to be gained by such horrible conversations, it just makes everyone's day worse. It's not like the person came up to hit on you in public against your wishes. You chose this interaction!
Ponyo (they/them) 2 years ago
i think that may have been intended to be sarcastic but came off aggressive. idk tho, benefit of the doubt i guess
Melissa Leon 2 years ago
Oh wow ..... if she didn't understand the question.. she could of just said I don't understand... why she became so defensive
"[Men] can [also] ask questions like 'How many dates do you usually have before you feel comfortable having a first kiss?' and 'How well do you like to know someone to have any physical contact?'"
"At the end of a date, the man can ask 'Shall we have a hug?' or 'Would it be ok to kiss you?' or 'Are you ok for me to put my arm around you?' All of these can also be said by the woman," the dating and relationships coach said.
#20
She Had Basketball As One Of Her Interests
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
going straight to asking d measurements is hella cringe
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#21
Just When I Was Beginning To Think That I Follow Rules 1 And 2
Jeff Schindel 2 years ago
$50 for a hookup is a great price, electricians are usually way more expensive than that.
Jaime Scarpetta 2 years ago
Nice to assume that person's a she with no context. I've dealt with men who had that c**p model.
Load More Replies... John Dilligaf 2 years ago
my cousin charges for hookups, and she'll even come to your house to do the deed. She's an electrician
Ivan Petrov 2 years ago
That doesn't sound right - aren't deed made by the municipality?
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#22
I Hate Dating Apps So Much
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)
Umm, I think you missed the Chemical X. Me thinks that's why she didn't get it... XD
Felix Grace 2 years ago
Well, I do believe there was more than just a little Chemical X in her batch.
#23
I Let The Intrusive Thoughts In Again
Best Behave 2 years ago
Myers briggs type indicator? It’s the shonky corporate method of reducing people to strict categories,
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Uncanny 2 years ago (edited)
Smart a*s ‘Google it!’ types just make me want to google ‘how to get away with murder’
Dupree TheBoss 2 years ago
This stuff used to drive me nuts. I get it, you're tired of everyone asking you the same question. Maybe take it off your profile instead of being an a*****e
the electric frog 2 years ago (edited)
Some people are so rude. I like mbti, if someone asked me about it I would jump at the chance to talk about it. Why match if you don’t want to even participate in a conversation?
Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
Male Bonding Type I. It's similar to type II, but strikes in childhood and is for life.
Stephanie Barr 2 years ago
I've worked for NASA for more than thirty years. I've reached acronym saturation (22 years ago even). If you're not willing to define your terms, you're too much trouble.
Everyone should also remember that if they feel uncomfortable, they can simply say 'I don't feel comfortable with this' or 'I don’t feel I know you well enough for that yet' or ask 'Are you comfortable with this?' and say 'Please tell me if you want to take a break.'
If someone wants something to stop, they can calmly request exactly how they would like the other person to behave, such as 'Please can you stop doing …. and give me some space' or 'I need to take a break and work out how I’m feeling' or 'I would like end this date now.'
"Clear, honest communication is so important," Rachel New highlighted.
#24
Guess Being A 26 Year Old Sophomore Should Be Embarrassing Lol
pink_panda 2 years ago
I went back to finish my degree as a nontraditional student too! This data scientist clearly has a problem with outliers.
Araminta 2 years ago
Starting college right out of high school says your parents pay you. I needed food and a place to live right out of high school so I got a job. We get applicants with big degrees all the time that obviously didn't get that high paying job they wanted.
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 2 years ago
There’s nothing wrong with going to college older. Some of us had to go to work right after high school and couldn’t afford school without loans. He gets to go debt free most likely and I bet she is still paying loans.
GenericPanda09 2 years ago
When I was in the Brit Military I was twice attached to US units. There were quite a few Americans I knew there who planned to go to uni after their service rather than go before because it just made a lot more financial sense to do so and they got financial help from the veteran services to do so.
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago (edited)
You would think a "scientist" would be smarter. Edited to ad: Thank you for your service, OP.
Araminta 2 years ago
Yeah, sounds like a fluff title. A data analyst in what exactly? Computers can analyze most data on their own.
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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
That really annoys me. Why make fun of someone for something like that.
Jacqueline Pie Francis 2 years ago
I knew a woman who went to college at 28 (Ivy League), was valedictorian, went to law school at 33, and is now a high powered attorney. So this woman can p*** off
Jonn Thundergun 2 years ago
Ha jokes on them. I'm 37 and 1 year into my undergraduate course lol. It's never too late to better your education friends.
#25
Bio Said Tell Me A Bad Joke. Sigh
Poeha 2 years ago
Oh was it a joke? I thought he played hide and seek, doing peek a boo and fell off the windowsill or something.
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#26
Rizz.. He Stopped Responding
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Hold on... /Google... Actual death tolls were pretty similar. However, polio went on a lot longer. So more people died, but they died over a longer period of time.
#27
Well All Right Then
Sh_alien 2 years ago
Me too! It’s not just a date, but something interesting to experience together. Makes room for more interesting conversation.
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Irish woman abroad 2 years ago
WTF type of insecurity led her to the conclusion that he was questioning her IQ? Those were great date suggestions! But she's an entitled little madam, so he's better off without her anyway.
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
I'm gonna tell you my first date with my Italian wife (20 years now, I'm a Spaniard) when she was in my city, Valencia, and intended to be here for a couple of months: sitting in a bench beside a fountain, and talking while she had to take a bus to visit some good friends who were in another city (Alicante). Bus was at 16:00 (4 p.m.), she missed it. So, we kept talking, making time for the next bus in the schedule (1 bus any hour). She missed the next bus, and the next one... I insisted that she needed to take the bus at 20:00, since she told me it was a long time that she didn't see their friends, and I knew we would have all the time in the world from next Monday.
Mary Sue Echols 2 years ago
The Huntington is definitely one of the best. Plus, it has art & historic documents museums,...
Load More Replies... Doctor Strange 2 years ago
My first date with my last girlfriend? I took her to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. She lived in NYC, so we could meet there and she wouldn't be beholden to me for a ride home if things didn't go well. If things did go well, we could easily go somewhere afterwards. It's a public place, so she isn't alone with someone she just met. And with so many different areas there is plenty to inspire conversation. I'm also full of information and stories, and give a great tour, better even than the paid guides.
LuLuBelle 2 years ago
Wow. What a c*nt. That is one lucky dude. Hope he doesn't take her ridiculously outdated and entitled advice for "how to treat a woman" to heart.
memyselfandI 2 years ago
The funny thing is, his date ideas are actually much more “outdated” and old fashioned than her opinions are. A jaunty stroll about town or a visit to the local gardens sounds like a perfect 18th century courtship.
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"All of this advice also applies to gender fluid, non-binary and trans people, especially with regard to safety and trust," Rachel New said. "If we start to notice the ways in which we categorize people by gender, we will see that we often make assumptions and jump to conclusions that aren’t justified."
"Rather than thinking of men and women as 'them' and 'us' – with 'them' a mystery to us - let's remember that we all have a range of personality traits, values, communication styles, and hang-ups. The latest research from neuroscience shows that the differences within a gender are greater than the differences between genders. If you’re feeling uncertain or insecure, they probably are too!"
#28
Like Getting Blood From A Stone
that weird wallflower(she/her) 2 years ago
The person on the left just be like: 🎶 It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me 🎶
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#29
Guess I'm A Murderer, Calling The Police Now
Tamra 2 years ago
How the hell did we arrive at a point in society, where some people think it's okay to tell other people to kill themselves? Maybe it's just me, but this drives me nuts. I don't think this is something anyone would say to someone's face, in person. It's just a disgusting, cowardly thing to say.
JosephTheBookCat 2 years ago
*David Attenborough voice* and here, we see the anti-vaxer in its natural habitat, preying on the innocent internet user.
Dave M 2 years ago
At least she waved the red flag right away so he knew to run before he got close.
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
Maybe I'm bad at reading signals, but I think you ain't going to have a drink or something.
#30
I'm Unsure What Just Happened
Honey Bee 2 years ago
I do not think that word means what they think it means.
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Gwyn 2 years ago
If she wants a mature man she should really go for the ones that CAN'T reply to her immediately because it means, you know, they have a job and interests and friends and aren't sitting on their butt all day just staring at the phone so they can immediately reply to some chick they don't even know.
N Miller 2 years ago
Ah yes, the lazy person is the one who typed out a reasonable paragraph, with complete sentences and punctuation. As opposed to the "non-lazy" single word response (following the single *letter* response earlier). I supposed kicking this one to the curb is the right amount of "lazy"
Rachel Watford 2 years ago
As someone who has adhd and clears my notifications and then forgetting to check messages, I feel for them. If someone I hadn't ever met started saying I ghosted them when I got distracted and forgot to reply when I meant to.... well.... I'd ghost them after. Don't have time to feel anxious that I'm going to make someone else feel like they're being ignored when I'm not ignoring them
#31
First Time Being Single In 7 Years... Wow I Didn't Miss It
that weird wallflower(she/her) 2 years ago
"But I KNOW you! I- I met you!" *annoyed thinking sounds*
Load More Replies... Poeha 2 years ago (edited)
I once fell in love with a bot. I was a bit desperate. Just a tiny bit lol.
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#32
Gentlemen Do Exist!
Jul_Jul_C 2 years ago (edited)
That person " 💫💫✨✨LooKInG for TrUE LoVe 🎀🎀🎀♥️♥️♥️ .... .... bUT wiLL seTTle for Low QuAlItY nUDes🙈🙈🙈"
Load More Replies... digitalin 2 years ago
Why are guys like this? Don't they know there are b00bs on the internet?
Jeya Mackelle 2 years ago
That's the problem. Because men are self-described "visual creatures" and socially r******d half the time, they can't differentiate the difference between reality and the c**p that's on a computer screen performed by actors and actresses. I could go on, but no need.
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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
'I don't think it's fair to have a change of heart so soon.'; MAJOR red flag indicating a narcissistic abusive POS. Sounds just like my ex.
A. Starhawk Hunt 2 years ago
he did not specify that the topless photo has to be a picture of her. Lots of things can be topless, cars, trucks, flat beer... I am sure everyone can think of something to send!
#33
Alright Boys, What Do I Do Here?
troufaki13 2 years ago
Well running is a pretty weird first date but ok! 😂
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troufaki13 2 years ago
Is it the same girl as the other post? Museum or walk in the park would be my absolute favorite (first) date! :)
Kimber Jungwirth 2 years ago
It seems like some people's definition of a 'real date' is 'free food.'
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
Something expensive you will have to pay... does she need to explain everything?
morticia_b85 2 years ago
My god. Why do people use those dating apps if they just want to make things so complicated before they even get to a first date. Maybe I'm too old for this stuff but that would absolutely drain me having to pull a conversation out of someone.
CatWoman312 2 years ago
Let me guess…sex. Let’s just have sex complete stranger I know nothing about because logic and I’m looking for love and this is clearly how one goes about finding it 🤦🏻♀️
Poeha 2 years ago
I now read this one as left is the spoiled girl and she wants him to take her out for a luxury dinner and other luxury stuff maybe and pay it all, but in the other one I thought it was the guy being rude and just wanting sex.
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TheFloydist 2 years ago
If I have to read your mind, it's a clear indicator that there are going to be communication issues in the relationship.
#34
Too Harsh?
Lyyyy 2 years ago
I wouldn’t let this person sit my dog, even if they paid
Load More Replies... Id row 2 years ago
So...she offered him no strings sex in return? I don't see how that's a good play.
Phoenix 28 2 years ago
I think it's a guy on the right and a woman on the left, but I'm not sure.
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#35
Were*🤦♂️
LuLuBelle 2 years ago
Lol. Do not correct grammar, spelling or usage unless you are absolutely 1000% sure you're right, and you want to insult the other person. Because correcting others is never not rude.
Kiwii Stone 2 years ago
I disagree - the one occasion that it's not rude is when they have asked you to correct them
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Mila Preradović 2 years ago
And that's why grammar is important, no matter what they say on that other topic😁
Nandros M 2 years ago
English is not my native language. If grammar is important, can you please explain to me why I was downvoted when I asked to know why "he/she" in the next sentence are referred to they/them?
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#36
She Actually Blocked/Unmatched
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
I wouldn't use iPhone if it was gifted to me. I hate every single Apple product with passion. (Been forced to use it at my old job years back, so I know it ain't for me).
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Ches Yamada 2 years ago
What the he11 is wrong with android? My husband works in the phone industry and they're comparitively better.
Dupree TheBoss 2 years ago
Yeah... Saying someone is only an adult if they have an iPhone is a good way to show the world how much of a child you are lol
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
As an owner of both an iPhone and an android, the iPhone is way too much hype that doesn’t live up to the price tag. It’s sad that people who have only ever owned iPhones and never tried androids are so sure they’re superior. I’d take most of the Samsung products over an iPhone any day
Rachel Watford 2 years ago
I haven't had an iPhone since the 3GS. No regrets
Load More Replies... Lost Penny 2 years ago
I've had, I have, & I will have Android phones. I shall never grow up!!
PixieVonBehr 2 years ago
Once when I was due an upgrade, I asked my provider why everyone loved Apple and if it did anything my android couldn't do. He lowered his voice and said absolutely not, but everyone bangs on about their iPhone as they have to justify how much they're paying. Needless to say I stuck with android :')
#37
Her Profile Said She Had A PhD
David H 2 years ago
it's called the soft humanities.... and before people downvote, its an academia joke
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
She's a potential congresswoman at this point. A fake PhD won't make you a doctor but it will get you to the halls of congress.
Ian Webling 2 years ago
Someone should tell Ember that one earns a PhD by submitting original research to further human knowledge, not by repeating things read on Wikipedia.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
MIT's Department of Materials Science and Engineering perhaps?
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M O'Connell 2 years ago
How often do you think their knowledge of metal music and Nordic mythology crosses over?
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
The stress, the sleepless nights...the pain and anguish of getting your thesis thrown in the trash after months of writing....and she's out here just giving herself a PhD.
#38
This Is Kinda D**kish Right?
Persephone 2 years ago
I would say "I was thinking the same thing", but I don't want overy strain the remaining brain cell I have left after reading that! 😅
Load More Replies... French fire head 2 years ago
It is 100 times better when they show their red flags immediately.
troufaki13 2 years ago
Oh Adrian... you can't multitask? You can't walk and breathe at the same time?
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
All that... and he didn't even answer one question? That's a lot of effort to tell someone you will be difficult to date.
Matthew Thompson 2 years ago
Two questions! I am overwhelmed! Let me spend more effort complaining about two questions than I would have spent just answering them. Then I'll shame the other person for not contributing to the conversation.
#39
Tinder Providing Me With Quality Men Yet Again
C. Wade 2 years ago
Best one I have ever seen was where the girl replied "ew why would you send me a picture of a toddler's penis? I'm reporting you".
Foxinamug 2 years ago
So is his only family his penis, or does he just like exposing himself in front of family... (Obviously the real answer is he lied about being with family)
InvincibleRodent 2 years ago
I think he just had those pictures ready to send on his phone (surroundings and clothes don't look the same), which is somehow worse, imo.
Load More Replies... morticia_b85 2 years ago
Why do some guys so this? I've seen men have a whole album in their gallery dedicated to their own junk. It does not turn women on at all to get pictures or your bits especially when they haven't asked for them. Is it a turn on for people to give surprise D. Pics or is it for some sick giggle?
Rachel Schaefer 2 years ago
My go to is why are you sending me pics of toes? I'm not into feet. Or just rating them, like 2/10 what's up with that discoloration spot? Is that a semi, or are you really working with just that?
Amy 2 years ago
I like "oh, you might want to get a doctor to look at that."
Load More Replies... #40
Flirt 100
CatWoman312 2 years ago
You pick 3 random people and one of them you have to kill, one you sleep with, and one you marry. It’s all hypothetical 😉
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
That's what she said. [sorry, couldn't help myself].
Load More Replies... pink_panda 2 years ago
Yes, sweetie! I'll tell you about the other thing when you're older...
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#41
Well That Escalated Quickly
a penguin 2 years ago
I have BPD and no idea what that has to do with him needing to jerk off?
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Yeah, that would be like me saying, "I have an anxiety disorder, do you mind going down on me, please?" Like those two things are in NO way related.
Load More Replies... TheAnimalGoddess 2 years ago
As someone who has BPD, I really find it insulting when I see s**t like this - he's trying to use it as some sort of excuse for him just being a d-bag, which has NOTHING to do with BPD!!! Gives the rest of us a bad image when that's what is put out there as "normal" BPD behavior - BPD is brought on by abandonment, usually repeatedly, at an early age, & causes codependency, trust, & a host of other issues. Yes, over-sexualization can be a problem, but usually as in seeing sex as a way please someone so they will stay with & "love" them, not as a self-gratification with no care of the other.
#42
Your Phone Says A Lot About You
Aranora 2 years ago
They are so brainwashed they see iphones as a status symbol
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Falcon on Dizzy 2 years ago
I'm typing this on an android and I can confirm, it doesn't ducking matter what phone you have
#43
I’m Having A Really Terrible Day So I Messaged This Guy Who I’ve Been Talking To For A Couple Of Weeks And- -
JosephTheBookCat 2 years ago
I apologize on behalf of all decent men. sry.
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Ches Yamada 2 years ago
"I just want some solidarity, and human compassion" ... "SUCK MY D1CK THEN LOL" why. Just, why.
J 2 years ago
I’m starting to think all these dudes believe p*rnos are documentaries or “based on a true story.” Should we tell them?
#44
Tinder In Berlin
Corvus 2 years ago
Clarification: They took selfies at the Holocaust memorial - something that is seriously frowned upon and considered a sign of very, very poor taste.
EmBree 2 years ago
Thank you. I don't see well and didn't bother zooming in, so I assumed they were trafficked east-state prostitutes taking selfies in hotel corridors. The reality was much worse. Sadly, people do this far too often. Sickening.
Load More Replies... Marcos Valencia 2 years ago (edited)
I'm not a Tinder user, and absolutely out of age for these ladies... Also, I'm married and I want to keep being married... But, what's wrong? All girls are beautiful, so young... to the point that I don't know what are they doing in such an application. OK, I accept that I'm living in a world that is no like it used to be, and young people use new tools in new ways... but TRASHY? Is that trashy??!! ....... That needed to be EDITED: I had no Idea it was the Holocaust Memorial. I visited Berlin for the last time when I was 28 and the monument didn't exist. I just thought there was something wrong on the girls... but, yes, this is definitely trashy. The lack of respect, or the stupidity in the best of cases, is huge.
Trillian 2 years ago
All pictures were taken at the Holocaust Memorial. Selfies are not allowed and are definitely not a great look on a dating app
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Michelle C 2 years ago
I don’t understand people who can do this, and I’m stunned. That tinder has not removed these profiles, or at least sent warnings that these users need to change their profile photos. There is nothing remotely attractive about anti-Semitism, let alone any kind of racism or ethnocentrism!
tamèreestchaude 2 years ago
this reminds me of when my class was doing a Holocaust unit and some ignorant flaming dumpster wad said "Kanye for President" and my teacher went on a thirty minute rant, that kid got detention for a week, and the word Kanye is now banned in my school. The Holocaust is not something that you can use as a picture for your Tinder. It's also not something you can use a picture of for anything. You cannot use other people's suffering and murder as a way for you to look cute. People think it makes them look so deep, that they are pondering in a selfie about how many people died. It really doesn't make you look deep, it makes you look more shallow than a baby pool.
#45
Help…. Please
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
Seems oddly specific. I have a feeling this is not a hypothetical. My reply would have been "so when is your court date?"
Load More Replies... Premislaus de Colo 2 years ago
Apart from the fact that this is a terrible way to start a convo, yes, guilty AF. If the dying kid's wish was to have sex, or to have someone killed this would be no different
C. Wade 2 years ago (edited)
I'm no judge but I would say... yes? Wasn't this the plot of one of the episodes in Scrubs and House MD? Edit: For clarification, the one in House MD, Chase didn't show his tiddies, he kissed a little girl who was dying.
#46
Not Sure How I Was Supposed To Know This Requirement
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
I guess it is hard to know if someone is reliable, point proven.
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BarBeeGirl 2 years ago (edited)
Were his fingers broken that he couldn’t ask for confirmation himself?
Milford Biggenson 2 years ago
They’re not wrong to want a confirmation though and probably sell things on kijiji or FB Marketplace. Checking in is a MUST.
#47
I'm Stumped And Confused
RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago
Yep, it's the "I don't get it" technique. Also great to get racists to explain their racist jokes and call them out on it.
Load More Replies... #48
Are All Women On Tinder Flakey? So Far 100% Of My Matches Just Stop Replying In The Middle Of Convos
Potato Pants 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure I’ve done this. It’s because I get completely overwhelmed and can’t even open the app, so, FWIW, it’s a global and not personal response.
Poeha 2 years ago
First time I went on a dating site and a guy said something I just left the dating site altogether. Aaah! Someone wants to see me! Help! Leave.
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What do you think ?
Tamra 2 years ago
What the hell?? My heart goes out to any of you who have to navigate the ridiculous hellscape that modern dating has become.
M O'Connell 2 years ago
That is why I have decided to not even try anymore. I would rather be alone than have to slog through other people's s**t to try and find someone.
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rob kneepkens 2 years ago
These are my favorite kind of topics. The crazy things people say to each other trying to date or get laid.
Curry on... 2 years ago
Rude and stupid. Too many want to deliver a 'burn' instead of just being a decent human.
Never Jeleniewicz 2 years ago
It seems like a lot of them really just want to insult people to tickle their self esteem or something
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Zephyr343 2 years ago
I am sooooo happy that I am married! Are there really that many conceited trash people in the dating world now?
steampunk dandelion 2 years ago
it's not that everyone in the dating pool suddenly became conceited, but rather that it's harder to strike up a conversation these days because of how intertwined our lives have become with the internet.
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CanadianaKa 2 years ago
Sometimes I decide to open up the apps... Usually within a few days I give up. Mine aren't usually THIS bad but they can be close...
Tamra 2 years ago
What the hell?? My heart goes out to any of you who have to navigate the ridiculous hellscape that modern dating has become.
M O'Connell 2 years ago
That is why I have decided to not even try anymore. I would rather be alone than have to slog through other people's s**t to try and find someone.
Load More Replies... rob kneepkens 2 years ago
These are my favorite kind of topics. The crazy things people say to each other trying to date or get laid.
Curry on... 2 years ago
Rude and stupid. Too many want to deliver a 'burn' instead of just being a decent human.
Never Jeleniewicz 2 years ago
It seems like a lot of them really just want to insult people to tickle their self esteem or something
Load More Replies... Zephyr343 2 years ago
I am sooooo happy that I am married! Are there really that many conceited trash people in the dating world now?
steampunk dandelion 2 years ago
it's not that everyone in the dating pool suddenly became conceited, but rather that it's harder to strike up a conversation these days because of how intertwined our lives have become with the internet.
Load More Replies... CanadianaKa 2 years ago
Sometimes I decide to open up the apps... Usually within a few days I give up. Mine aren't usually THIS bad but they can be close...
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