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A job interview can really test our nerves. Yes, doing your homework and rehearsing our standout performance can help, but while we can maximize our chances, we can't prepare for everything.

"About 80% of interview questions are usually predictable, but there's always going to be that one oddball question," career coach Emily Liou said.

And nothing illustrates this better than one recent Twitter thread — it started when Amy Brown from California, seeking moral comfort, asked other users to share their worst job interview stories. Turns out, it was all they needed. Recruiters and applicants alike immediately started describing the trainwrecks they were a part of.

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Buren
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't be able to resist too

Jody Penner
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had an interview for an office position, the interview took place in an upstairs bedroom/office of an old house. After it was over, I got up to leave and promptly walked into a screen door that I thought was open. I whispered "oh my god", opened the door and left. I didn't get to the job, needless to say. LOL

Id row
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder if he got the job after that.

Jeffrey Jenkins
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going to interview and called ahead to let them know I was about 10 minutes out. I was then told to come on in, based on my resume they didn't schedule anyone else. Got to the interview and walked into the office. Once the secretary saw I was not a caucasian, she got on the phone and told me to sit down and someone would be with me. After about 30-40 minutes I inquired as to what was the delay, and I was informed it would be about 5 more minutes. 10 minutes later a young lady came out of an office and invited me in. As I set down she informed that she was very sorry but the job was just given away to another person. I politely got up and told her that as long as I live I will always wish nothing but ill will for her and this ass hole company. She and they spared me from having to work at this racist SOB company and to kiss my ass forever, and I left.

grafxgal60073
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. You need a hug or something. I get how you must have felt, but your “curse” is very disturbing. One door closes, another opens. Best of luck in your life.

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CammyCat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! At least it shows did homework and researched the firm

grafxgal60073
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Job interview as creative director at a medical/pharmaceutical company. Their past literature and marketing was absolutely hideous. I got hired. Two years later they laid me off. Reason? My work was too clean and sophisticated that wouldn’t appeal to doctors. Bye.

Jackie Nettleton
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have taken great pleasure in replying that to anyone who was being a condescending twit

Ellen Tannenbaum
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More apropos for the job: if you hire me I can remove the info from your website and be sure no other confidential information goes public.

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Job interview and career coach Margaret Buj, who has helped thousands of people around the world get hired or promoted, thinks that apart from doing thorough company research and spending some time thinking about how your experience and skills match the requirements of the role, standing out in job interviews is actually pretty simple.

"Always back up your answers with examples, quantify your answers as much as you can and make sure you have a few examples prepared of what you've done in your current/previous job that would benefit the employer you’re interviewing with," Margaret told Bored Panda.

"If there is one thing most of my clients have in common is that they struggle with answering competency or behavioral interview questions during job interviews," Margaret explained. "The questions will start with 'Tell me about a time…' or 'Describe a situation…' and then you might be encouraged to elaborate further with questions like 'So, what were you thinking at that point?' or 'What was your decision-making process?' The interviewer will try to establish what benefits you will bring to the company and why the benefits you offer might be more appealing than those of other candidates."

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    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had something similar happen. I would have been the only female programmer in a shop of males. The interviewer said he wasn't sure that would work, that the "boys" would have to be on their best behavior and it didn't seem fair to them.

    Lisa Intally
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends worked in an advertising firm. They said you don't fit in with the guys and they stopped training her until she quit. And I have too many like experiences that I don't have time to list them. BTW, the EEOC doesn't do anything about any of it and, even when you have evidence in writing and few of us can afford private attorneys. And, yes, you WILL get blacklisted in your industry as a "complainer "

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    Lantana Howell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have taken the job and then filed for sexual harassment.

    Laura Mende (Human)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a pretty similar situation. But I work in industry manufacturing. Loud machines, late hours and absolutelly no enviroment for women (comments, catcalling, even sometimes grabbing!). They said i was thin skinned, i said they are assholes. Now I'm looking for a new job... 😐

    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comments like this needs to be responded with anything saying the word illegal, nowadays (hopefully) it will kick in their thick skull

    Lisa Intally
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. The EEOC does nothing. B. Most of us can't afford a private attorney. C. You will end up on the blacklist as a complainer. Been there, done that. Now, I have no retirement because I could not get hired anywhere for a very long time.

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    Lisa Intally
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is the time to point out when you complain about an employer who underpays women and all the men say, well, get another job somewhere else: where do you go when everyone is doing it? One of the things the Obama administration did on the way out was issue a rule that employers had to disclose all salaries so it would be obvious they were underpaying women. And, after the next Republican administration got in, it was the first thing on the scrap heap. Now, we've had even more years of being underpaid.

    Damon Morris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg for the last time women r only under paid in the top tier positions. All of us in the middle n working class get paid the same. STOP looking to ur fellow poor women to help u get a raise. Shame on u rich women who exploit ur fellow women for ur own gain.

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    ohjojo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, if it's okay when I sue you

    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No point on even finishing the interview. Go go gooooooooooooo

    Amanda Hunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police departments are boys clubs too, women have a real difficult time. Not the sexist jokes though.

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    chi-wei shen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social media is one of the greatest dangers for the future of young people. Some experience this immediately, others only in many years, when someone digs up something old from Twitter.

    JASH80
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holding a beer is rarely something bad, if a company rejects an applicant because of that they are not a good company to work for anyways.

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because having a beer is totally not anything 80% of the world do. I'd ask if they were specifically looking for Muslims or AA members only, and if so, why did they not say so in the job advert?

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that when I hear 'tax fraud', I automatically think 'Republican'?

    Trees
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you going for a job at a rival beer brand?!

    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you totally lock down any social media so folk can’t spy on you - and don’t add folk from work!

    Parthania Dawson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you'd better tell everyone you know to not tag you in a photo.

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    CammyCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the past is the past, but even nowadays, so many PEOPLE still don’t get that if u call in sick, don’t post urself at the football game or at Disneyland that day! B careful what u post! YES! It can hurt ur employment! We have heard many many stories about this! Is it right? Should it b this way? Maybe, maybe not, but that’s the way it is right now! So b smarter!

    Heather T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we are almost at the point where so many people have been caught doing or saying something mildly scandalous that the job market will just have to accept it, much like the way tattoos, unnatural hair color, & piercings have gradually normalized in many industries. If 50%+ of the population do something, it's very difficult to only hire those who don't.

    Kay blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have social media other than things like Reddit. I failed an interview because they thought I was hiding something super sketchy because they couldn't find me on FB.

    David Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have spent the next few months finding everything I could about the company, and the company it keeps. I would have searched everything I could about Mr. Perfect, and posted it all over the place. I would have sent him a copy of everything, with a have a nice day card

    David Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have found so much dirt on that sanctimonious POS, and his company, and posted it all over the place. I would have sent him a copy of everything, with a have a nice day card.

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    A survey done by researchers at Everest College found that 9 in 10 employed adults fear at least one thing about the job interview process.

    Ironically, many are worried that they'll come across as nervous. 17% of respondents stated having the jitters as their top concern, followed by being overqualified for the job (15%), being stumped by the employer's questions (15%), being late for the interview (14%), being underqualified (11%), and not being prepared (10%).

    "For so many, the job interview can be a high-pressure, make-or-break event when searching for a job, so it's only natural that anxiety can play a major factor," survey spokesman John Swartz, regional director of career services at Everest College, said. "Everyone is different when coping under the pressure, but the best advice to help manage job interview fear is to simply be prepared. Conducting research, anticipating questions, and acting professionally are staples that will stand the test of time, regardless of the latest job interview trends."

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An immaculate implementation of Murphy's law... This is both absolutely hilarious and fuel for my worst nightmares 😂😱

    Agamemnon Padar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a certain point on all what can go wrong will go wrong

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    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually easy to remember names on a Zoom interview because they appear there on screen.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, your display name shows on screen. My Zoom is my first initial followed by my last name, so you wouldn't know my first name unless I told you.

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    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have replied What happened to Annie?

    Jane Jane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there my friend, been there.

    Magoomba
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma was working on behalf of one of you.

    Natalia Allen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha, I would have responded " I rest my case"

    Steve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their name is literally on the screen.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the sweet landline phone

    Johnny Rodriguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get off the phone, I need to use the Internet..

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but then again, why didn't you tell your parents you were doing an interview beforehand?

    Bored Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might've been smart to let people know that you would be doing an interview, that you needed quiet, and to please not pick up the phone.

    Sugarblossom86
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh Myyy. Things my mom would do #1,287,399 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Shawn Cromwell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waited for weeks to hear back from an interview that had gone very well. When the person from the HR department finally called, my sister answered then handed me the phone, saying "some chick wants you on the phone". I could have both died and strangled her at once. Fortunately, I still got the job.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still have horrific flashbacks of those landline times.

    Marc Lauzon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOMETHING IS MISSING! DID THE INTERVIEWER FIND IT FUNNY? DID YOU LAND THE JOB?

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    Luckily, Jody Michael, the CEO & Founder of Jody Michael Associates, a company that specializes in executive coaching, leadership development and career coaching, said there's an effective way to overcome these anxieties, one that she practiced personally when she worked in the corporate world and has been coaching her clients to do the same for over than 20 years.

    "My advice is to prepare for your interview just like you prepared for your multiplication quizzes when you were a kid: with flashcards," Michael wrote. "Get a pack of five-by-seven lined index cards. On the blank side, write down the interview question. On the lined side, write your answer — how you would speak it, not like you're writing a paper."

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh...right...okay. Well Math, can you tell us about your proposal?"

    Heather T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes train employers on hiring strategies, and I try to remind them that everyone interviews differently, and it's not always good to have an answer for anything. If you want truly honest, straightforward employees, don't hire those of us who can answer anything all slick & polished, hire people like Math here! People like me who usually interview very well are not bad, but we tend to be less forthright and can be a bit tricksy.

    Flopsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you got the position!

    John Crowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast you didn’t say “Meth”

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I interviewed for a semi-official position as a photographer at my Taekwondo academy, and I went in without a script in mind. I got the position.

    Babysoup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 years down the line still hasn't told co workers his actual name..... such a me issue!

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    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one physically hurts me. Why would they think that a real Irish accent is fake???

    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because theyve never heard a real accent. Only the sanitised version from film and TV. Either that, or they are unaware of the distinctly different accents from, say, Dublin and Belfast.

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    Unnamed Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like when Charlie Chaplin didn’t win a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest

    zububonsai
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The then unknown but now very popular band Reamonn's singer (and lyrics writer) Rea Garvey was told by a German producer his English wasn't good enough. They should get a better singer. They politely declined and worked for/with someone wiser. Garvey is Irish. Some superhits later it doesn't matter...

    Sierra Vennes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should’ve told them. It is important to humble people like that..

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the same nitwit directors who tell Black actors they're not Black enough!!!

    Nicole Holt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I auditioned for a German role once and didn't get it, because I didn't sound authentic German enough. I am German. ..

    Dana Detrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the exact opposite experience of holding auditions once for authentic Irish voice-over (which I strongly stressed I was looking for), and got a myriad of American leprechauns and non-Irish accents submitted. Wish our paths had crossed!

    Subrata Pradhan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted a replacement for Siri/Google Assistant/Alexa ?

    Sheila Sullivan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in silicon valley with 27yrs. Irish, from Ireland, told ..you're English. Had a chick look up the beatles circa 1960s and tell me I'm from manchester! Er..beatles are from liverpool. Irish travel, live and work in the UK BUT we are still IRISH. I came from Cork?.! Southern Ireland. You want to just slap the stupidity out of them sometimes. Not a braincell to be had, sigh. The all time one? So...you're in the IRA and a terrorist right? For the love of God what tunnel did they come out of? IRA North of Ireland. Im from the south. Yah. I walked out. Obviously taking the mick and not hiring.

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    Michael suggests starting with the most common interview question: "Tell me about yourself." But also include obscure ones like, "What book are you reading right now?" that recruiters might use to throw you off. If you need inspiration, you can look for questions online, or think back to the previous interviews you've had. 

    "Your deck should include anywhere from 50 to 100 questions with varying difficulty," Michael said. "Once you have the cards written, practice speaking the answers out loud. Include keywords that will help remind you of the answers."

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does interviews all the time for new staff and I’m always giving him crap for expecting some b******t about wanting to be part of *insert retail shop here* and all that crap. They want to be paid, they want to earn money and where he works pays decent wages (my 16yr old worked there and was getting £9 an hour when her mates were working elsewhere getting about £6) - that is a perfectly acceptable reason and should be accepted as such. Paying a decent wage brings a lot more loyalty than some fake work culture nonsense.

    Sareaesque
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was interviewing for my university internship, I had two interviews with a company on the same day (different roles). Part of the interview was I had to give a presentation answering some questions including 'why do you want to work here?' as a joke answer I included 'money' because I had to support myself while I was working, was saving up for my final year and wanted to have enough in savings when I graduated to support myself until I found a job. One interview was not amused, the other found the answer funny, guess which hired me.

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want to hear "I researched your company and was vastly impressed by the quality of your product and how your company continues to make waves in the business world. It would be my pleasure, no, an HONOR to work with such a wonderful company. I can only humbly ask for you to consider my application to make me part of your family"

    Marianne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he tell the truth.

    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious! I'd have given him the job

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they say "Why do you want to work here?" they actually mean "Yeah, lick my feet, I like it"

    Jane Jane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best answer ever. My dad worked for a steel mill in Kansas City for 30 years for the exact same reason you gave. Best. Dad. Ever!

    Lisa Intally
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be part of the work "family" until the day they decide to lay you off.

    M. A. McKnight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have hired you on the spot...your answer would have told me all I needed to know!

    Naesil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right, there you have a worker who will do their job no matter what, they want to provide for their kids.

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    Gregg Bender
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any company that preaches that it's an honor to work with them is toxic.

    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *think* I understand where the question is coming from. The trouble is, it's being asked in its shortened form. The full version should be "Aside from the pay, why do you want to work here rather than somewhere else?". As in, what is it about this company that attracted you, all other things being equal. It's useful information - assuming you and your competitors pay exactly the same wage (pretend, ok?) why pick you and not them? Workplace culture is important - you could be paid thousands of dollarpounds a week and still be unhappy if the culture fit is wrong. This is a culture question, and should be framed as such.

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a principle I agree with you, but this question seems to only be (usefully) applicable at certain types of jobs, usually reasonably creative office jobs. I'm not sure about a steel mill, but I wouldn't expect someone applying to work as a cashier in Lidl to have much to say about why they chose it over Tesco.

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jesu ok this is the first nice post. wow.

    PanCott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's dope. Almost like "such things don't happen in real life" kind of thing.

    dido74
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a really nice lady!

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    Peppy Piplup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellas, is it unprofessional to be hydrated?

    Momma Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently so. It makes you use the bathroom a lot, therefore use "their" time on breaks. F that kind of employers.

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    Christina B
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fully agree with this litmus test...smart and quick way to weed out AH's - its a freaking water bottle get over it...most interviews offer you water or coffee anyway and so what you brought your own. And it is not informal or casual - everyone drinks water....again just deal with it and if something like that is going to get your back up as an interviewer you have bigger issues and I don't want to deal with them

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is handy because if the interview is not going well, you can chug the bottle of water and then say, "I REALLY need to use the bathroom, if you don't mind".

    SBW71
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For them to even say that is unprofessional. Better off not working there.

    MelFunction
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they find out it's actually vodka.

    Ghougle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they interviewed at the Rabies foundation?

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking water is SO unprofessional.

    Wayne Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa. Hold on a minute. You didn't get the job?

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joi didn't bring drinks for everyone. Very inconsiderate.

    Klas Klättermus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it was a childish bottle? Perhaps pink with unicorns or turtles or something. Wouldn't seem professional in a stiff environment like at banks and such.

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've replied: "But he's already a married man, why would he possibly want a job?"

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    while I love this reply I don't think that's what they meant - I think they wanted to imply that her husband would not appreciate being left alone all night with her working

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    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was asked that at high school when I said I didnt want to do Cooking or Sewing but Tech Drawing.... teacher asked what if you future husband needs a button sewn on? Hahahahaha... think I did laugh at him.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she applied for the job, and the interviewer said she did nit want this job? Wow... I thought mansplaining was a myth...

    PanCott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he let you know. Otherwise, you could have wasted your time working for them...

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have translated this as "You are too smart to be reporting on sports, what about your dumb husband?"

    MiriMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even does that mean?!

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a time when I went to see a doctor because my shoulder hurt. One of his first questions were what my husband was working at. I failed to see, what that had to do with MY shoulder.

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    The good thing about creating these flashcards is that the process doubles as a self-reflection exercise to help you understand who you are and how you want to communicate that to others.

    Your answers will help clarify these questions for the interviewer:

    • What is your value?

    • How can you contribute to the company?

    • How well do you fit into the company’s culture?

    • Are you competent in what you say?

    • Are you trustworthy?

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    BriBaranowski Report

    Diane Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So common to say similar words if rushed to answer or nervous. My daughter when asked about her homework being done, said "no, I was procreating last night." Meant procrastinating. Whole different act.

    Julian McCallum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably knew what you meant and found it funny

    Kassiopeia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need someone like you at this position!

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you use some kind of morse-code to tell them what homework they got?

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sense of humor and the ability to laugh at ourselves being human is definitely a desirable and awesome quality.

    Ellen Tannenbaum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kindergartners just think twerking is a hilarious thing to do.

    John Crowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day they pass the window hoping to see the twerk…

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    Fitz_N_Fartz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great Monty Python film would have been my answer....

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meaning of life is inventing holidays so that people buy more cards?

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hallmark Store" explains that one. Very Christian oriented company. Applebee's is too, oddly enough. I actually got turned down for an IT job after a successful interview where they wanted to hire me the same day, even took me on a tour of their building. They asked which church I attend and when I replied that I'm not religious and it was suddenly "Oh, I don't think it'll work out then".

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The meaning of life" is a concept, held by some people to give the illusion of contol amd that there is a reason for existing. Next question.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that job? The meaning of life is to be a good wife. To avoid woes and strife with which this world is so rife.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have given Conan's reply. "To crush your enemies. See them driven before you....."

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were looking for new prose for the upcoming season of greeting cards.

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    cbs1089 Report

    Rukkia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And see, here I am hiding my psychopathic vibes until I have the job.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally was just petting my cat while scrolling to this 😐

    Celesta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not even a red flag, that's a damn red BANNER!

    Karla Nelsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The adage is actually, "there is more than one way to skin a catfish" but over the years, people have left off the "fish" part, unfortunately.

    Jane Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said every serial killer ever.

    Nancy Lynch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Harming animals is the first sign of a very sick person.

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    witkoochocinco Report

    Peppy Piplup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is (sadly) the second time I've had to say this in this article but: fellas, is it unprofessional to be hydrated?

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, water is unprofessional, next time make it a pint of single malt 🤷‍♀️

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's unprofessional not to have water readily available for your interviews and employees. I have a whole closet full of snacks waters drinks sweatshirts and shirts pens hats gloves for my employees to grab when wanted.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the before times, when we did in-person interviews, I would always ask the interviewee if they needed to use the bathroom or if they wanted something to drink.

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just treat them as humans. When you are already nervous because of the interview, you don't need a dry mouth or the feeling that your bladder is about to burst on top..

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    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously wtf do people have against water!!

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you're in a good section of town when people are leaning.

    Vasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    way more unprofessional to hand out business cards with typos

    Andy Hinds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet the company I work for goes on about the benefits of being hydrated.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been out of the workforce a while. When did be hydrated become unprofessional??

    Nadja Brandys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ask "what should I drink to appear more professional?"

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you want a job leaning, become a teamster!

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay for unions. The US badly needs them in every corporate job

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    "In addition to being prepared for your interview, reviewing proper interview etiquette rules can help alleviate stress," Michael said.

    Read the email the company sent you with details about your interview, and then reread it again.

    "My coaching clients get a very detailed email that includes information about how to enter the office and where to have a seat. Just last week, a client who admittedly did not read the email, barged in on me during a session with another client. You certainly don’t want to seem like someone who cannot follow instructions at the interview. Also, this may sound obvious, but arrive at the interview early. Very early. You never know what can happen with traffic or public transportation, so plan ahead."

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    mattmerk Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always a right time for jokes, but a job interview usually is not that time.

    Viktor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A job interview is just the right time to figure out if it’s a work environment where you actually want to be. Not being able to make harmless jokes should be a red flag.

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    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had an second interview. As I sat down they gave me the good news that there were still three people in the running, but I was their top pick. I stood up and said: "Well, better leave while I'm ahead, haha!" What followed was the most awkward silence of my life 😅

    Amy Beckler
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That painfully funny awkward thing...

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were the interviewer, I would say 'that means you are Superman who can do all the works without expecting rewards

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, ever work for a company where the hirers don't have any sense of humour.

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HR never has a sense of humour. You aren't being interviewed by the people you will work with.

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    Tamsin Far
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would certainly get you into my team =) (if everything else is OK)

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lex Luther has just no sense of humour..

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gotta say some bs like "I have a problem taking work home with me I think about my jobs a lot and what I can do better in the future" they eat that crap up

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or something like home/work balance, take my job so seriously ..

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    Ann Golub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wouldn't work for a person who doesn't have a sense of humour and appreciation of the absurd

    Jake B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d have continued the interview.

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    ohevie Report

    Alex K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LEVEL YOUR HEAD TO THE HORIZON. STARE INTO THE EYES OF THE SUBJECT. ROTATE YOUR HEAD 25,6 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT, THEN 51,2 DEGREES TO THE LEFT, THEN 51,2 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT, THEN 25,6 TO THE LEFT, WHILE PUCKERING YOUR LIPS.

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    Ann Golub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't nod a 'no', a nod is always a yes. There must be a different word for a silent 'no'...

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuk. You did not want to be working 😒 there.

    Emily Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a Zoom interview with the manager and the director came on to ask a few questions. She had a good poker face, but I got the vibe she didn't want to hire me. She looked straight at me and said, "I know all I need to." :D

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    dereknason Report

    Nor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, i laughed way to hard at this

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I can picture this in slow motion

    PSimms
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me laugh out loud

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    #19

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    misslynsey Report

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he and his colleague were in The Consolation Game.

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    Parthania Dawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She dodged a bullet not being hired.

    Lisa Reuss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Jesus! Men ACTUALLY think that any attractive woman they work with will end up sleeping with them, and they also believe their wives are all jealous of any woman the man thinks is prettier than his wife. How do these men function day after day????

    凜린Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you weren't hired because they thought you were a brilliant attractive female?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure there are laws against that. Well, in nice countries, at least.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed opportunity for an epic burn there. Something along the lines of "well, I guess it's no consolation that your so far bellow my league it wouldn't have mattered if you were single... And the last man on earth!" Before walking out 😇

    Nathaniel Nganga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn burn. onstly folks im just here to call out the burns and read the posts of course giphy-622b...f91a82.gif giphy-622b7d1f91a82.gif

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double oof. And double red flag.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's not the 'job' I was here to interview for. And it's definitely not one I want."

    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. If this happened in the US I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they don't care. I was a bartender for years and was told to flirt for business and wear tight shirts

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    survey done by CareerBuilder revealed that we need to work on our body language too. When asked to identify the biggest body language mistakes job seekers make during an interview, hiring managers named the following:

    • Failure to make eye contact: 68 percent
    • Failure to smile: 38 percent
    • Playing with something on the table: 36 percent
    • Fidgeting too much in his/her seat: 32 percent
    • Bad posture: 31 percent
    • Crossing their arms over their chest: 31 percent
    • Playing with hair or touching one's face: 26 percent
    • Handshake that is too weak: 22 percent
    • Using too many hand gestures: 13 percent
    • Handshake is too strong: 8 percent
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    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my ex would say (he had a BIT of an ego himself)

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    LadyManx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comments we can only dream of actually coming out of our mouths: "So, only another 2 years till it becomes obsolete? What's your game plan?"

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low self-esteem; feels the need to overcompensate. A lot of bs comes from that.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Actually, I was gonna ask where the bathroom was. And now I need it even more because I'm gonna throw up."

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the kind of a boss who expects you to work unpaid overtime because his business is so awesome that really, why wouldn't you?

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name wasn't David Brent by any chance? (The Office, UK).

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    somecody Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve left, came back in the next day to start my new job position ( remember you said I got the position before you fell asleep?)

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's how they treat you before you get the job, imagine what it would be like after.

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have left a little note saying that you realized he was exhausted-you'd be happy to come back after he was rested (and had stopped drooling 🤤 on his couch)?

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. Pull up chair at any desk and start to work

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I bring a chair to the interview. I'm ready to get to work

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    Kat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just leave, billionaire or no, if you can´t show basic respect on interview, I don´t want to know how would you treat me as an employee

    Joe Average
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the point of working if you have a billion dollars? Go have some fun! Wife and lime our jobs, they are satisfying but the day that we can retire is the day we are gone!

    crazy-dog-lady
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull a George Costanza.

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    nameshiv Report

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You answered correctly. To assume that all 4 walls are the same color would be incorrect if you hadn't actually seen the wall on your way in. I would have given you extra points for that answer.

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he had some life-lesson pseudo zen parable lined up that he read in some ghostwritten "secret to my success and you can, too" book and they took the wind out of his sails.

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to work someplace where they do this kind of psychobabble idiocy in the interview.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only the psychobabble, but also the absolute lack of room for, hmm, I struggle to even call it this, creativity.

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    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude really should not be allowed to interview people, ever.

    Lemaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Questions like this one, and the one about doing imaginative things with a brick, infuriate me. If you want to ask a question to probe my ability to think laterally, do so, but ask an original question and be genuinely open to different interpretations.

    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the job you apply for, but the brick-question is very interesting. It could seperate the constructive from the destructive people-like in the comments..

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly a test to see how observant you are and how easy it would be to pull the wool over your eyes!

    Question everything
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also thought the interviewer is a micromanager who has to be right no matter what. I think he got scared the candidate might be too smart and they wouldn't be easily controlled.

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    Diane Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read recently that during an interview if you are asked questions that have no reason to be asked and your answer is a fair response, most likely there is someone they actually have in mind for the job. It's their way of disqualifying you to get that person in.

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a fallacy, so they want to hire fallacious ppl. That is probably a bad workplace anyway.

    Alex K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he should respond "assumption is the mother of all fuckups"

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    Momma Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably was, so she is seeking comfort in people who are the same as she is 😉

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gosh, I hope not. Are you?"

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have replied (on my way out the door), "I'd imagine not nearly as much as you must be to yours."

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the cat... always the cat...

    Jennifer Popper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hopefully some day. Goals are important."

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be like... no, my Dad worked for NASA, my mom was a gynecologist and I'm a multimedia specialist with my name on more records that we both have years in our lives combined. Just google my name. However, I would be a disappointment to my family if I took a position with an idiot like you and your company. Good day!... ::walks out::

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    "Before the interview begins, perform deep diaphragmatic breathing. This is, in my experience, the fastest way to slow your body’s physiological response to stress," Michael said.

    "Breathe in through your nose, concentrating on filling your belly with air like a balloon. Hold your breath for a count of two seconds, and then, exhale slowly through your mouth until your belly flattens. Breaths should be at a ratio of 1:2, with exhales about twice as long as inhales. Try counting to four as you inhale, hold for the count of two, and then exhale to the count of eight. You can easily do this undercover while you are sitting in the lobby."

    #24

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    lizkelley Report

    Kivebo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I could use it to hit myself and still feel less pain than in this interview.”

    Jean Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, better still, use it to hit the interviewer.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could make it into a dinosaur and call it Brickasaurus Wrecks and throw it throw the window

    Jennifer Millner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that my first thoughts involved violence?

    Paddling Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mt first thought was, "I would throw them at people", so you're not alone.. ;-)

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    Momma Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do anything, 'cause I'm a woman.

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a fairly common question in interviews where the job requires creativity. Id personally see the question as a way of testing someone's destructive tendencies.

    Kivebo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the job was in construction. In that environment people value using bricks in non-creative ways.

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will s**t bricks when I 'll tell you.

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I go take the brick for a walk. Let's go All of us. Let's go talk about all the things we see on a walk with the brick.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can hit one of us with the brick for 5 minutes."

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I farted so hard that I looked back at the mirror, my pant had brown "GelArt GrindlyWeld".

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    Aussie Bloke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I despise interview questions. Seriously... "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Retired, on a beach in Thailand...

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey...who doesn't? Except perhaps the Reverend of a church? This wasn't a church 😐 type job,was it? ;D

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would 'irreverent' come off poorly?

    Jennifer Popper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definition: showing a lack of respect for people or things that are generally taken seriously. Not great to communicate that in an interview.

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    Leslie Crittenden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will get a zillion downvotes I'm sure, but is there even such a thing as a good fart joke? Mostly they seem pretty bad to me.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you dont force a fart to go with it its fine

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay what is it with some men and their link between man-haters and feminists? I know someone (sadly) who has asked multiple times if I hate him because I'm a feminist and it's so f*****g annoying.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because the ones you need to hate are the ones that ask that, because they're insecure. Toxic masculinity arises from insecure masculinity.

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    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a doofus, but you should thank him for the red flag and walk out

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, YES. Yes I am. Why do you ask?

    Mattie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't allow men who hate women to define feminism as women who hate men" - John Marcotte

    Ann Golub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said no, I don't hate ALL men, only those who "generously dispense advice"...

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I am confused? Isn't there a gender mismatch here?

    DJ Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a company send me an email stating they were going with someone else for the job but the email was literally addressed to someone else. Totally not my name used. I emailed back, I’m not XXXX. Never heard back. Should have asked if my name got the job.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a test? I mean, if u are afraid of correcting someone about your own name, maybe some jobs arent for you.

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool!what what's good for Victor is good 👍 for Caitlan...

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Victor" means "winner." So you were the winner of the interview?

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victor - Vict... Caitlin?? Movie plot twist...

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man named Sue, a woman named Victor? Sure, why not? If the interviewer was a man, I hope Caitlin said "Thanks for the interview, Mary."

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    Lastly, when you get shocked by a question in an interview, it’s easy to freeze or stumble. But reaching for that glass of water they gave you instead. Use the time as you have a sip to calm your brain down. Just like that, you've just given yourself five to eight seconds to respond.

    However, there's no guaranteed recipe to make all of your job interviews a success. There's always an element of chance. So if things do go south, at least tell the internet about it. That can be the only way to get something out of it, even it's just a few likes.

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    Laura Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an interview on the morning of 9/11 too! I tried to be upbeat, but it was obviously fake. The interviewer was downright mean and criticized my responses. After the interview, they asked me to wait in the lobby. I didn't feel like I was going to get hired and didn't feel like it was a good fit. Also, I just wanted to be home with my family. So after waiting in the lobby for awhile, I just left. I never heard from them, and I'm not at all sad about it.

    Laura Pantazis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also had an interview on the morning of 9-11. The interviewer asked if I had seen or heard the news. I hadn't though. And that was how I first learned about the planes flying into the World Trade Center.

    Connie Quintana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to the interview and found out about the attacks. Was told they would call me to reschedule. They did and I worked there 12 years.

    Holly Marley
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was interviewed as well, but the interviewers hadn't heard. When asked how my day was, I said "so far, not great," they laughed a little and asked why. I had to tell them what happened, though at that time, the buildings were still standing. They stared at me for a long moment, then one man stood up and walked out. Very short interview, minimal questions. Got home to find out buildings had fallen. Never heard back from them, I kinda wondered if they forgot about me.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think that we all forgot things that day

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    DCB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reaper, you are a jackass

    John Crowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Eerr shall we postpone till next week”

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once told a guy "more linkedin and less instagram" when he sent me his cv.

    Flying Bassett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least snarky replies from HR,or hiring managers, make it easy to know the corporate culture at the company is pathetic, top down orientated, and would make anyone not a mindless drone, miserable. No loss on missing out on that "job".

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    Heather Steinbrink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wanting to change careers so I applied for a job I guess the interviewer thought I was over qualified for. He called me to say, "I have no intention of giving you this job but I just want to know why you applied?" That broke my heart. It kept me from applying for jobs outside of my field for almost 20 years.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, Heather Steinbrink. 💐Those things can really stick with you.

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    Magoomba
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to google “cv”. We use “resume” mostly in US.

    Laura Pantazis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A CV is usually reserved for experts to show their qualifications as to why they are an expert rather than a person who is interviewing for a job.

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    Lisa Reuss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A CV to be a waitress at a cafe?? Might you have to operate on a customer or file their taxes???

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was doing interviews for a new fast food restaurant. Had a young lady show up with cutoffs and a see-thru halter top. While I enjoy good breasts, at work I am a professional through and through. I told her before she could even be considered, she had to dress appropriately for the interview. Never saw her again.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did you go through that website it still burning?

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't done CVs since the 90s. ! I'm not going to blow smoke up your a**e about how great I am, nor am I going to blow smoke up your a**e what a great company it is and how blah, blah, blah, etc...

    LeeJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an interview but in my first day training as a medical practitioner, we have to wear these PPE vests, they didnt have any new vests for me to wear, the supervisor roots through used ones and gave me the choice of xl or medium. I know this may seem trivial but I am a woman who has struggled with body image all my life and I only recently started speaking up for myself. I am normally petite small frame with zero breasts, but right now I am about 25 lbs overweight and I already feel ashamed. i select the medium as it's closest to my size and the male practitioner who is training me, (super odd guy btw ) says that I definitely look like a medium. I stood up for myself and said I don't appreciate you judging my body size or making comments about my body I can make my own decisions. No apology or acknowledgment of what he said. Coupled with the fact that he keeps staring at me all day rubs me the wrong way. Thanks for listening

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh mam, I have twelve!! This is Locky, Fido, Peanut, Bella, Foxy,..

    StrangerOfTheDark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Frankweiler the basil plant, Jesus the monstera (cause he's holey), and Peat the sunflower.

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a sneaky way of asking if you have kids, ie a reason you may have other priorities above your job

    Paddling Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. AND it's completely unprofessional. HR twits like this give the rest of us a bad name. 😞

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    Owiella Freddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly illegal. Just another way to ask a question that they are not allowed to ask.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was bad. A disguised attempt to see how much time off you are going to take.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shame in being childless. The world has about 3 billion people too many on it now and is losing resources faster than nature can replenish them.

    Tho Nguyen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do furbabies with honest-to-God fangs and claws still count as babies? 'Cause I have loads of pictures of 'em in my phone LOL, including random and officially adopted ones. You're welcome to look at 'em pictures.

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s illegal to outright ask if you have kids during an interview, because some folks wouldn’t hire you for that reason, so this was a way to find out without asking.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be showing her cat pix of my fur children...

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women can be even more sexist than men. The world is stupid.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. A reverse feminist in female clothing?

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They told him that it was wood business, but actually it was match factory in backyard. (Just joking)

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why make a promise you aren't sure you can keep? I'd have just told the guy, "Look, if that many people quit the first day, there must be a reason. I can't guarantee anything."

    Eric Soliday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company makes imitation robots of the employees, then sticks them in the freezer. That's why they only work for one day so they can monitor your behavior.

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I wouldn´t even come after that

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endured one interview like that... was not hired because I had "too much" experience.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation : "Boss will notice you are better than me and I will be fired so you can take my place".

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    crazy-dog-lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have gotten it, either. I would have had my water bottle out after 30 minutes.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? What's the point of that? You would be better off spending six hours going on a walk and doing activities together if you want to know what someone is really like.

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    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To older people like me, tattoos suggest poor choices. Whether that is true or not, whether that is fair or not, that is how it is for many older people. It is only in the last couple of decades that tattoos have become so mainstream.

    Céline Proulx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just reads as "I've never evolved as a person, reframed my way of thinking or adapted to the times"

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "Satan Island".

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the anti-tattoo thing. What is it about?

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Staten island just makes people like that

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the ink would trouble her chakra's chi's feng shui or some s**t?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always be grateful when people show you their prejudices and bigotry up front.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like that guy is pretty toxic

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... as in the thing where you think about stuff and it becomes real? I hope you declined the job

    Wednesday
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    3 years ago

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    Marco Hub-Dub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RUN!!!!! Manifest a better job elsewhere.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the accusation of being late a test...?

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    Jamie Sullivan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same answers work for both. Just say "it should be illegal". Or "people getting screwed is none of my business". Or "the founding fathers spent a lot of time on it"

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's been around a long time." "People have the right to make their own choices, yet we have to protect the common good." "My ninth-grade social studies teacher, Ms. Wilson, taught me everything I know about the subject."

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Attorney General's office, an irreverent but interesting answer, with description. You must've been hired!

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    unlikelyrabbit Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to wash your hands under the tap, not in the toilet ;)

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that one took me a minute, until I reread the part about "trousers" and realized the guy is probably from the UK.

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    Brivid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you replace the word toilet with bathroom it makes more sense.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell washes their hands in a toilet?

    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the OP was referring to the room, not the commode

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    Hannah Young
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it really be better to interview with a huge wet stain on your clothes?

    Jody Penner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF why would you wash your hands in the toilet??

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are countries where you refer to the whole room as "toilet", not only the throne itself...

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently it is a decorative pillowcase, for those wanting to know.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh..and here I thought it was something bogus. You learn something new every day.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interviewed for a half-day job when I was a senior in high school. Part of a work program where if you already had enough credits to graduate you could take an afternoon job sponsored thru the school. It was doing office work at a design firm and they asked me if I knew what "wainscotting" was. It's wooden paneling about half way up a wall. I did not know that. They hired somebody else but a couple of months later they called me back. The person they hired didn't work out and they wanted to know if I still wanted the job. By that time I had another one and it was fun to say no thank you. Fast forward a few decades and most people I know have no clue what wainscotting is, even if they have it in their home or office.

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *wainscoting. And plenty of people know 😉

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The interview sure was a sham

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this kind of job and when I started, I didn´t know anything about furniture or interior design. My boss - owner of the company, who is IT guy and also doesn´t know s**t about that told me we all learn on the way...he was right, it´s my third year working there :D

    Matthew Zornig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like it should be a sketch on Mr. Show

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of interviews do you chew gum in?!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not agree to interview somebody who was so crass as to chew gum during an interview.

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact you chewed gum in the interview is a deal breaker wrapper on or not

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, mostly the chewing gum would be enough for me to end the interview

    Phenom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the interview was for a gum manufacturer?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure your name isn't Victor?

    Marie Fleuris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, she corrected the interviewer several times but she was cursed by Apollo so nobody would believe her 😂

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If somebody calls you by the wrong name, you correct them, because there's obviously a mistake. What on earth does it say about your capacity as a person and a professional if you can't even claim your own identity?

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you weren't at lunch

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    LeahTiscione Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they don't like Mark Wahlberg (Person).

    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *googles* Doesn’t then bring up in a job interview though!!

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol....at least they could see you were keen

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or not. Someone keen on getting the job would have double-checked that info.

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    catherinefloydd Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That was an orphanage!"

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    CredenzaDav Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮🤮🤮 Hitler also lost a testicle, so... Anyway, funny that he thinks the most charming or interesting fact about him is a missing part

    Vlacas12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but very small, Himmler is rather sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shame. I imagine he has received a lot of mockery and prejudice, and maybe this is his way of leading with vulnerability. I mean, it depends on the context of the comment, but that's no reason to ghost someone.

    Sidtheslothisveryhot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it was an interview that HE turned Into a date so that alone is creepy..seems like a great reason to ghost an INTERVIEWER which is what he was

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    Kat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    report him to the company!

    g90814
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    3 years ago

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    Matthew Zornig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How rude. Only one testicle is third date material. Maybe

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well fair enough, that is pretty much the job.

    John Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ludicrous that anyone would have to interview for that kind of job.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign wavers... The most useless job ever : you can't read the sign, and you don't know where they are pointing anyway.

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    crazy-dog-lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't like Christopher (Happy) Meloni?!?

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have this CRAZY invention called safety pins...

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went into an interview realizing my skirt and tights were full of static electricity and I tried to inconspicuously fix it but of course we know that just makes it worse

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why we have belts, just in case.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like too many men think women operate via their boobs and vagina. Female authors write books with their boobs, female scientists do science with their vagina, etc. I don't know how else to explain all those "... for a girl" things.

    face be drawn lmao 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, some woman do operate with those.... [for legal reasons, this is a joke, pls don't kill me]

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it SO many men cannot handle even the idea of a woman knowing as much as they do about something?

    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud you!! Know your worth!! 🙌🏻

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned early on that when I was desperate for work and applying for everything, I should leave most qualifications off the application, and only put the qualifying credentials, if I wanted to be considered. It worked.

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are overqualified but I am going to waste your time anyway

    Kyle D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once told I was overqualified for Staples. I decided to take it as a compliment but was baffled at the rejection. It would seem to me I'd be exceptional at the job then.

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    Pollymere
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went for a job that required French and English. I knew that the rest of the Team I'd be working with were German with OK English. I pointed out the Team needed English more than French and got the job. Spent two years using Google translate...

    Diphylleia Grayi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spanish is awesome. Is my mother tongue and sometimes I even don't understand it. Above all conjugations and yes :0

    Robert T
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    3 years ago

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    What kind of minor? Coal minor? Tin minor? You mean you spent some of your childhood in Spain, but weren't schooled there? Very strange way of phrasing it.

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only part of your weird objection works. Metal diggers are MINERS. The rest is just you being ridiculously obtuse.

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    Kim Shannon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once interviewed for a babysitting position, i.e., taking care of the kids til the parents came home from work. THEN I was told I needed to do all the household chores and stick around to cook an "ethnically accurate dinner" (they were Filipino) for the parents, kids, and whatever friends and relatives might show up. All for the princely sum of $5.00 per hour. They were both doctors.

    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My bipolar depression says I can't handle that." And queue exit.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like asking, "have you stopped beating your wife?" It leaves no option to say you wouldn't bring any kind of gun to work ever.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. First off I don't have a wife, and second, if I did have a wife in order to stop beating her, I'd have to start... so, no.

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    PandaRave
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to make a joke about how painful that double negative was, but it’s just too bad of an interview to try to make any sense out of it

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name and shame, that is disgusting behaviour

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should someone answer true if they bring a loaded weapon? Is no weapon even an option?

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    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of a candidate asking what an employers weaknesses are. They ask you so I don’t hate it!

    Phenom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an interviewer ask me several questions along the lines, "how do you handle fellow employees who don't do their work" and this series made me really think that I should've asked THEM how they handle employees who don't do their job. (I got asked for a 2nd interview and declined.)

    crazy-dog-lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great question for next time!

    Jody Penner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally going to ask that if I'm ever being interviewed again. LOL

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    Lemaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I showed up to a job interview (project manager for a start-up) in a sport coat and tie. The hiring manager conducted the interview wearing short running shorts and sat across from me with nothing but his skinny ass legs between us. He said my professional attire made me fake. I understand an employer wanting to cultivate an informal culture where attire is unimportant. But if this your intention, then it shouldn't matter to you if your employees wear business casual or a track suit.

    Vision Jinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god this happened to me! I dropped off my resume dressed to impress and was asked in shock, "You don't wear that while gardening do you??". I worked for a gardening company and was applying for a family owned gardening/farmer supply type store.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him not even being ready is what is uncomfortable. What kind of boss would he be?

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    Dutchman Callypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to a series of miscummunications, he got hired as a head janitor.

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    Frances Patton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Due to a series of miscommunications" Is my favorite way to start a sentence.

    g90814
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a job a recruiter sent me too. After 10 mins I figured I was obviously unqualified (like, had absolutely no experience for that position), so I politely stopped the interview and told them so. The Recruiter got pissed at me for that. Never contacted that Recruiter again. This was back when if you were IT oriented, you obviously knew all things IT... I think the recruiter was just plugging square peg in round hole for the recruiting fees.

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not too bad, you could’ve passed it off as meaning what their shift hours were rather than their opening hours

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a normal question as you can't work 24 hours.

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's relevant if rephrased as , what are the position's work hours, since no one can be expected to work the whole time it's open.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is just wankery.

    The Deez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need to add this phrase to my personal lexicon! LOL!

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What have you learned by asking someone how many windows there are in Manhattan. It's only ever going to be a guess. Oh, I *think* there are 1,518 office buildings per square mile with an average of 840 windows... it's just pointless.

    M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of big consultancy firms give these kind of "tests" in interviews. It's supposed to show if you are able to "logic" your way through it. It doesn't really matter what number you say as long as you make a compelling case for it which says everything about consultancy

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no werent asked that you stole it from the episode of the office its what Gabe asks Andy

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though could pick my count of marbles from above.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pick some random eight-digit number, and if they question me further say I just read it somewhere.

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is indeed a sad answer...

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd totally be ok with being a trophy husband if I didn't get abused by the person with money. Work is overrated.

    Parthania Dawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be totally ok keeping a trophy husband, alas, my job doesn't pay that much....back to work

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    Matthew Zornig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you interviewing at Paddy's pub, and is your name Dee or Artemis?

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    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking working cars, or ALL cars?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my marble estimate from above.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, 350m people, assume families of four, so 88m cars minimum, assuming that a bell curve describes income, so probably 70% in the middle with 1.5 cars on the assuption that middleclass people have two and poor people have none, so .7 * 88 * 1.5 = 92m cars, would be my guess. At least, in working condition. So if you google, it says 287m registered cars - which I assume could also cover those which were scrapped and collectors cars. Which means every person more or less has a car. Wow. That is mad.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have failed to account for the fact that in MANY American families, every member of the family has their own care, and MANY people have two or three cars just for themselves. Americans really, really love their cars.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask them if they are a dating agency?

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    SharksOnCouches Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not preparing for a job interview tells me you would not be a good hire, no matter what kind of promises were made.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conclusion : NEVER trust them.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn’t just a red flag, that’s a whole blanket of danger

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get under the bed. Make sure you put your phone on speaker and describe what you see around you. You are going to be taken.

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    kushaanshah Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent more time discussing playing World of Warcraft in an interview than everything else. I got the job too. Major US defense contractor.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Any answer I give tells you absolutely nothing about me. The question is irrelevant to this interview and the job, distracting from me sharing with you why I would be a great fit and you vetting my qualifications. So let’s dig into the really important questions , shall we?” Then smile!!!!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 345,763,429. If there are more then that, it's because some new buildings had just installed it last week. If less, it's because of those buildings demolished in downtown last week.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it an interview to work in a quarry?

    Kim Shannon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you interviewing to be a marble counter? If not, wth?

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    The Deez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quit my job at a bakery/cafe - I job I had worked at for three years and honestly thought I'd stay at forever - when I had the lightbulb moment of "This is JUST cake and pastries and coffee. There is NO reason I should be so stressed out at this job. I am doing nothing important or world changing!"

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. I think the answer is supposed to be, "I can get all the merchandise completely sorted and put out while giving excellent customer service, all before the store closes."

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just remember you will get paid".

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the right answer, though.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that's not really a digital agency then... so... they'll be out of business soon anyway.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's with these american firms thinking women don't need to work? I thought this was america, not talibanistan?

    ADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are more taliban types in Americaa than Afghanistan lol

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how the boyfriend's job and the girlfriend's need for a job are related.

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be the "Devil's Advocate" for a minute. If you don't *really* need a job (for whatever reason), you're likely to be less committed, more likely to call in sick if you want a break, etc. That really sucks when you're trying to keep a business running. Maybe their thinking was unfair and/or maybe they worded it poorly, but they could tell you didn't really seem committed.

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    M__Verbruggen Report

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say: the zip of my coat is broken, I’m afraid I’ll have to keep it on during this interview. Proceed with interview.

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can usually unzip a broken zipper without a paperclip. This is unclear.

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    thedalejohnson Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I understood the word "mall", and "interview" but the rest no. Can anyone translate?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice breakers: where people ask and answer personal questions to make people feel comfortable. the idea of breaking the ice means it goes from cold and icy, to warm and comfortable. Duck duck goose is a children's game. People sit in a circle and one person walks around the outside of the circle, tapping heads, saying, duck, duck, duck, and when they say goose, the goose person has to get up and they run around the circle to see who can first get into the gap where the person was sitting. A scavenger hunt is where you are given a list of items to find (something red, a black dog, a silver coin, can be anything) and the first person to find all the items on the list wins. English phrases can be very challenging!

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    crazy-dog-lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm ok with this one. Even smacking the interviewer on the head and running.

    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let someone make me the goose, I'll just sit there and watch them run away.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you also have them? The zoomies, I mean.

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    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why mute them when you're the one loudly making a floor pizza? Mute yourself.

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay to tell the truth and let them know that you were feeling ill.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What question might Food Poisoning asks?

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    Scooter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would literally make me want to vomit. Immediately!

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    kaitzeit Report

    Fitz_N_Fartz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you got the position.....

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The documentary on WeWork is worth watching, he's an...um...interesting guy.

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    saraost Report

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs context. Depending on the situation, this would be appropriate. But yes, depending on the situation it might be totally appropriate. Being a wee bairn, I'm thinking your judgement of that may have not been as sound as the CEOs.

    Phenom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time would be if they were both doctors in oncology and even then the interview would be in an office - NOT in the waiting room! What context are you missing?

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Everyone who work every where have stories. Q

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say it's their loss. Those fractional jeans just might be hot new trend you never know.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understang why... You don't hire someone who will likely take your own job.

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    A Strike
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things they don’t ask men even though it takes two. :/

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're assuming men are only involved for five minutes.

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    katildatweets Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welcome to the patriarchy. Hope you hate your stay.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patriarchy is the name frustrated losers give to meritocracy.

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    Dutchman Callypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I'm blind as a bat then, and can't stand contact lenses.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I'm not sure I will ever need to interview for a job again, but I will definitely wear glasses if I do!

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this have to do with glasses?

    ADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope, you are a d**k, glasses are a disability device, would u pretend to be in a friggin wheelchair? rude AF

    Vision Jinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone that has worn glasses since I was a toddler and prescription is so bad people gasp at my bottlecap glasses I totally understand this... Sure glasses can be stylish but if you are able-eyed you really don't understand how fortunate you are.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He already knew that you are over qualified for them

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience. I was expected to do comparisons and maths with fractions - for half an hour mind you - against the clock. About 60 questions. Really unfair.

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    synoisia Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't make people come for an interview if you have already chosen someone, poeses.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two types of people : losers, and quitters. Winners are just lucky losers.

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    trachel983 Report

    SuePrew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you clean the table?

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    JakeOfTheFuture Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't lie too much, otherwise you might not keep track of all your lies.

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    rottenpeachs Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtaf lazy cow. I hate privileged attitudes like that.

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    cyram Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did that in 7th grade

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is apparently a common exercise given to engineering students so not that unusual.

    Thomas Biorogue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also a common exercise / project given to junior high students. My kids had this in the 6th grade.

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    coreykindberg Report

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens when post has already be decided for one of the relatives.

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    #91

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    HashtagHeyAlexa Report

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you brought a bulletproof vest.

    J.R. Cillian Green
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...racist...and Republican...and no knowledge of the City all in one post!!! NIce! You are a real swell human...

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always ask them to drop a pin in whatsapp, waze, google maps, etc.

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, no. If someone asked me to do that for them I'd tell them to f#ck off and I'd go to the next candidate. Do NOT as people to do extra work for you. Giving you a standard street address should suffice. The problem was that they gave her the wrong street address - they could have just as easily given the wrong pin.

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    larakiara Report

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got to ask. What was the position where they would expect someone to know the answer to that? Though important in the US as well, I'm not sure that E.C. Stanton and S.B. Anthony would be on the tip of many peoples' tongues.

    Leslie Crittenden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They certainly would be on the tip of mine. This is not common?

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I am imagining the martyr queen leading a protest in front of her own house's gate like "Louis, my dear, give le right to vote to le women! -Honey, even le men do not have le right to vote! We are le f*****g monarchy!"

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    dearskye Report

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, friend, writing and editing are two very different things. Some writers cannot edit for sh#t and some editors cannot write for sh#t. And at least they asked if you had seen their email instead of assuming you did.

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    anchorlines Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with VICE? as in the magazine? wow what fuckwads. I will now make sure I turn on my adblocker on their site. See? Punishment for evil.

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're doing the lord's work there, ZAPanda.

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    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can counteroffer. It's not a big deal.

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    Emmytation Report

    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s awful. I’m so sorry.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This same exact s**t happened when I was still doing the same volunteer job for the NGO i was with...f**k nepotism

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to someone I know as well. They are still volunteering there but are planning on leaving. They took ages writing a covering letter and appropriate resume for the job they were already doing.

    guy greej
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably someone looked at all these duties they never knew were needed in the company and saw an opportunity for a new position they never knew was available to make an had their relative/friend/date who was on waiting list come in on this opportunity they're only realizing is available because you showed it. Have seen it happen many times. They've probably been looking for an opening/excuse and saw this one when you made it apparent

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    janellesohner Report

    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90 minutes should be the max in one session. Everybody performs better with a break and you could miss out on a great candidate with a bad interview process.

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    HiThisIsMarissa Report

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that would be the job, wouldn't it? You'd have to be able to defend your brand and how and why you said things.

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    BeekerLooHoo Report

    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free dinners? That’s the only positive spin I can put on it!

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you get interviewed. I've been ignored 90% of the time.

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    abflannery Report

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    IncurableHT Report

    Leslie Crittenden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Je nais jamais vue des aussi jolie fleurs au marronier". " I have never seen such lovely flowers on a horse chestnut tree". Only french sentence I remember from 6 years of taking french. To be fair that was 45 years ago.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the feeling. I have found my french only works if I am drunk.

    Amber Hartman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. Funny how that works. Flawless French when drunk... brain farts when sober

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, pauvre petite chose fragile et vulnérable... Au moins vous vous souviendrez de cette règle pour les prochaines fois : lorsque l'on ment, il y a toujours, tôt ou tard, un retour de bâton.

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    karengeier Report

    Anthony Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs information that was left out.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are your sexuality and your hatred toward an industry related?

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    arb Report

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just out of interest, what part of the company failing to secure a hire for six months suggested to you that they had improved their offer?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well well well... who is "entitled" now?

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you can negotiate. You can say, "I'm very interested in the position and think it would be a great fit but short-changing myself on salary would be irresponsible to myself and my family (if you're a grownup with kids and such). I'd love to accept this position at (X amount)."

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    llgstar Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    marketing is code for pyramid scheme. avoid.

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    grace_dustin Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tsk tsk tsk, very irresponsible though going out the night before knowing you have a job interview

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm they might have assumed you were sick and that you had the necessary required slave ethic to come to work even if sick, so it might not have counted against you.

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you upchuck red flags? Yes, you did.

    guy greej
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully THEY dodged that bullet. Hung-over before interview? Not to get all linkedin, but that is not a gud look, and irresponsible.

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    Raymond27954014 Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neither are faster, the only difference is whether you want more or less control over the shifts. If you are a person with limited patience, a shifter is more satisfying because you can whip past people by downgearing suddenly. The only advantage to automatic is traffic jams. You don't need to fuss as much. However, if your car stalls or the battery fails, a shifter is useful because you just put it in gear and give it a shove, voila the engine powers up.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... Talking guts? Like... Intestines, but which can talk?

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not faster, but it's pick up and take off are.

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    K5E1V4 Report

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    People must just use UTC/GMT and drop it all. Especially DST, no one cares.

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    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems like a fair question, though.

    Bored Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that unreasonable? That's a simple "yes" or "no" question.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the tone she used. Was it kind, or was it like "have you finally got over yourself" tone?

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was questioned about a gap in my resume, it is because I was in treatment for nearly 2 years, but it was not something I wanted to share the details on, so I simply said I had been ill. Then they proceeded to grill me on how likely it would be for me to become ill again, I said I didn't know the specific odds on my type of cancer recurring but that I had been in remission for some time and even my doctors thought it was a good time to resume a "normal life' again. Turns out the grilling was because they assumed a nervous break down, but they weren't happy when they found out it was cancer treatment and I couldn't tell them how likely it was to recur. It was the stupidest interview ever, they got all hung up on my previous illness and completely ignored my resume and many years of experience in the field I interviewing for!

    Amber Hartman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through the same thing. Tried returning to work after all of my surgeries (3 years+ off). Went for several interviews out of my line of work which ironically is health care. I couldn't get back into that since no one would hire me, so I tried fast food. Most said I was over-qualified, but one bread place called me back for 3 interviews. On the 3rd they finally asked about my gap in work. I explained I had health issues that were (hopefully) resolved. They then immediately said, thank you for your time we'll call you. Never heard back.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We value our employees' mental health. -F**k you! -Aaaaaand here is the answer."

    PCW10101
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had basically the same question last week - I feel like all the progress I had made with my grief & resulting depression just slip away.

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    Not A Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, no. You don't just w***y nilly use narcan on people who pass out.

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually not harmful. Wasteful maybe, but not harmful.

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    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf. You don't just use narcan because someone passes out. And how does this person have it because their partner uses pain meds. Why is their partner using so many pain meds that they overdose? This story is so full of holes it just sank in the water.

    IDK_Something
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 82 year old granny has a prescription for Narcan. It's actually pretty common for people doing long-term pain management to have one along with their pain med. I do agree that you don't use it just because, however!

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    g90814
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then everyone clapped, and they gave you his job, and he worked for you.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf - maybe he was a diabetic?

    Honey Slime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great way to ruin ur own life in the process of saving another. It's very sad.

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