A job interview can really test our nerves. Yes, doing your homework and rehearsing our standout performance can help, but while we can maximize our chances, we can't prepare for everything.
"About 80% of interview questions are usually predictable, but there's always going to be that one oddball question," career coach Emily Liou said.
And nothing illustrates this better than one recent Twitter thread — it started when Amy Brown from California, seeking moral comfort, asked other users to share their worst job interview stories. Turns out, it was all they needed. Recruiters and applicants alike immediately started describing the trainwrecks they were a part of.
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I once had an interview for an office position, the interview took place in an upstairs bedroom/office of an old house. After it was over, I got up to leave and promptly walked into a screen door that I thought was open. I whispered "oh my god", opened the door and left. I didn't get to the job, needless to say. LOL
Going to interview and called ahead to let them know I was about 10 minutes out. I was then told to come on in, based on my resume they didn't schedule anyone else. Got to the interview and walked into the office. Once the secretary saw I was not a caucasian, she got on the phone and told me to sit down and someone would be with me. After about 30-40 minutes I inquired as to what was the delay, and I was informed it would be about 5 more minutes. 10 minutes later a young lady came out of an office and invited me in. As I set down she informed that she was very sorry but the job was just given away to another person. I politely got up and told her that as long as I live I will always wish nothing but ill will for her and this ass hole company. She and they spared me from having to work at this racist SOB company and to kiss my ass forever, and I left.
Wow. You need a hug or something. I get how you must have felt, but your “curse” is very disturbing. One door closes, another opens. Best of luck in your life.
Load More Replies...Job interview as creative director at a medical/pharmaceutical company. Their past literature and marketing was absolutely hideous. I got hired. Two years later they laid me off. Reason? My work was too clean and sophisticated that wouldn’t appeal to doctors. Bye.
I would have taken great pleasure in replying that to anyone who was being a condescending twit
More apropos for the job: if you hire me I can remove the info from your website and be sure no other confidential information goes public.
Job interview and career coach Margaret Buj, who has helped thousands of people around the world get hired or promoted, thinks that apart from doing thorough company research and spending some time thinking about how your experience and skills match the requirements of the role, standing out in job interviews is actually pretty simple.
"Always back up your answers with examples, quantify your answers as much as you can and make sure you have a few examples prepared of what you've done in your current/previous job that would benefit the employer you’re interviewing with," Margaret told Bored Panda.
"If there is one thing most of my clients have in common is that they struggle with answering competency or behavioral interview questions during job interviews," Margaret explained. "The questions will start with 'Tell me about a time…' or 'Describe a situation…' and then you might be encouraged to elaborate further with questions like 'So, what were you thinking at that point?' or 'What was your decision-making process?' The interviewer will try to establish what benefits you will bring to the company and why the benefits you offer might be more appealing than those of other candidates."
I had something similar happen. I would have been the only female programmer in a shop of males. The interviewer said he wasn't sure that would work, that the "boys" would have to be on their best behavior and it didn't seem fair to them.
One of my friends worked in an advertising firm. They said you don't fit in with the guys and they stopped training her until she quit. And I have too many like experiences that I don't have time to list them. BTW, the EEOC doesn't do anything about any of it and, even when you have evidence in writing and few of us can afford private attorneys. And, yes, you WILL get blacklisted in your industry as a "complainer "
Load More Replies...I had a pretty similar situation. But I work in industry manufacturing. Loud machines, late hours and absolutelly no enviroment for women (comments, catcalling, even sometimes grabbing!). They said i was thin skinned, i said they are assholes. Now I'm looking for a new job... 😐
Comments like this needs to be responded with anything saying the word illegal, nowadays (hopefully) it will kick in their thick skull
A. The EEOC does nothing. B. Most of us can't afford a private attorney. C. You will end up on the blacklist as a complainer. Been there, done that. Now, I have no retirement because I could not get hired anywhere for a very long time.
Load More Replies...I guess this is the time to point out when you complain about an employer who underpays women and all the men say, well, get another job somewhere else: where do you go when everyone is doing it? One of the things the Obama administration did on the way out was issue a rule that employers had to disclose all salaries so it would be obvious they were underpaying women. And, after the next Republican administration got in, it was the first thing on the scrap heap. Now, we've had even more years of being underpaid.
Omg for the last time women r only under paid in the top tier positions. All of us in the middle n working class get paid the same. STOP looking to ur fellow poor women to help u get a raise. Shame on u rich women who exploit ur fellow women for ur own gain.
Load More Replies...Police departments are boys clubs too, women have a real difficult time. Not the sexist jokes though.
Social media is one of the greatest dangers for the future of young people. Some experience this immediately, others only in many years, when someone digs up something old from Twitter.
holding a beer is rarely something bad, if a company rejects an applicant because of that they are not a good company to work for anyways.
Load More Replies...Why is it that when I hear 'tax fraud', I automatically think 'Republican'?
This is why you totally lock down any social media so folk can’t spy on you - and don’t add folk from work!
Then you'd better tell everyone you know to not tag you in a photo.
Load More Replies...I get the past is the past, but even nowadays, so many PEOPLE still don’t get that if u call in sick, don’t post urself at the football game or at Disneyland that day! B careful what u post! YES! It can hurt ur employment! We have heard many many stories about this! Is it right? Should it b this way? Maybe, maybe not, but that’s the way it is right now! So b smarter!
I think we are almost at the point where so many people have been caught doing or saying something mildly scandalous that the job market will just have to accept it, much like the way tattoos, unnatural hair color, & piercings have gradually normalized in many industries. If 50%+ of the population do something, it's very difficult to only hire those who don't.
I would have spent the next few months finding everything I could about the company, and the company it keeps. I would have searched everything I could about Mr. Perfect, and posted it all over the place. I would have sent him a copy of everything, with a have a nice day card
I would have found so much dirt on that sanctimonious POS, and his company, and posted it all over the place. I would have sent him a copy of everything, with a have a nice day card.
A survey done by researchers at Everest College found that 9 in 10 employed adults fear at least one thing about the job interview process.
Ironically, many are worried that they'll come across as nervous. 17% of respondents stated having the jitters as their top concern, followed by being overqualified for the job (15%), being stumped by the employer's questions (15%), being late for the interview (14%), being underqualified (11%), and not being prepared (10%).
"For so many, the job interview can be a high-pressure, make-or-break event when searching for a job, so it's only natural that anxiety can play a major factor," survey spokesman John Swartz, regional director of career services at Everest College, said. "Everyone is different when coping under the pressure, but the best advice to help manage job interview fear is to simply be prepared. Conducting research, anticipating questions, and acting professionally are staples that will stand the test of time, regardless of the latest job interview trends."
An immaculate implementation of Murphy's law... This is both absolutely hilarious and fuel for my worst nightmares 😂😱
From a certain point on all what can go wrong will go wrong
Load More Replies...It's usually easy to remember names on a Zoom interview because they appear there on screen.
No, your display name shows on screen. My Zoom is my first initial followed by my last name, so you wouldn't know my first name unless I told you.
Load More Replies...Get off the phone, I need to use the Internet..
Load More Replies...It might've been smart to let people know that you would be doing an interview, that you needed quiet, and to please not pick up the phone.
I waited for weeks to hear back from an interview that had gone very well. When the person from the HR department finally called, my sister answered then handed me the phone, saying "some chick wants you on the phone". I could have both died and strangled her at once. Fortunately, I still got the job.
SOMETHING IS MISSING! DID THE INTERVIEWER FIND IT FUNNY? DID YOU LAND THE JOB?
Luckily, Jody Michael, the CEO & Founder of Jody Michael Associates, a company that specializes in executive coaching, leadership development and career coaching, said there's an effective way to overcome these anxieties, one that she practiced personally when she worked in the corporate world and has been coaching her clients to do the same for over than 20 years.
"My advice is to prepare for your interview just like you prepared for your multiplication quizzes when you were a kid: with flashcards," Michael wrote. "Get a pack of five-by-seven lined index cards. On the blank side, write down the interview question. On the lined side, write your answer — how you would speak it, not like you're writing a paper."
I sometimes train employers on hiring strategies, and I try to remind them that everyone interviews differently, and it's not always good to have an answer for anything. If you want truly honest, straightforward employees, don't hire those of us who can answer anything all slick & polished, hire people like Math here! People like me who usually interview very well are not bad, but we tend to be less forthright and can be a bit tricksy.
I interviewed for a semi-official position as a photographer at my Taekwondo academy, and I went in without a script in mind. I got the position.
This one physically hurts me. Why would they think that a real Irish accent is fake???
Because theyve never heard a real accent. Only the sanitised version from film and TV. Either that, or they are unaware of the distinctly different accents from, say, Dublin and Belfast.
Load More Replies...This sounds like when Charlie Chaplin didn’t win a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest
The then unknown but now very popular band Reamonn's singer (and lyrics writer) Rea Garvey was told by a German producer his English wasn't good enough. They should get a better singer. They politely declined and worked for/with someone wiser. Garvey is Irish. Some superhits later it doesn't matter...
You should’ve told them. It is important to humble people like that..
These are the same nitwit directors who tell Black actors they're not Black enough!!!
I auditioned for a German role once and didn't get it, because I didn't sound authentic German enough. I am German. ..
Had the exact opposite experience of holding auditions once for authentic Irish voice-over (which I strongly stressed I was looking for), and got a myriad of American leprechauns and non-Irish accents submitted. Wish our paths had crossed!
Living in silicon valley with 27yrs. Irish, from Ireland, told ..you're English. Had a chick look up the beatles circa 1960s and tell me I'm from manchester! Er..beatles are from liverpool. Irish travel, live and work in the UK BUT we are still IRISH. I came from Cork?.! Southern Ireland. You want to just slap the stupidity out of them sometimes. Not a braincell to be had, sigh. The all time one? So...you're in the IRA and a terrorist right? For the love of God what tunnel did they come out of? IRA North of Ireland. Im from the south. Yah. I walked out. Obviously taking the mick and not hiring.
Michael suggests starting with the most common interview question: "Tell me about yourself." But also include obscure ones like, "What book are you reading right now?" that recruiters might use to throw you off. If you need inspiration, you can look for questions online, or think back to the previous interviews you've had.
"Your deck should include anywhere from 50 to 100 questions with varying difficulty," Michael said. "Once you have the cards written, practice speaking the answers out loud. Include keywords that will help remind you of the answers."
My husband does interviews all the time for new staff and I’m always giving him crap for expecting some b******t about wanting to be part of *insert retail shop here* and all that crap. They want to be paid, they want to earn money and where he works pays decent wages (my 16yr old worked there and was getting £9 an hour when her mates were working elsewhere getting about £6) - that is a perfectly acceptable reason and should be accepted as such. Paying a decent wage brings a lot more loyalty than some fake work culture nonsense.
when I was interviewing for my university internship, I had two interviews with a company on the same day (different roles). Part of the interview was I had to give a presentation answering some questions including 'why do you want to work here?' as a joke answer I included 'money' because I had to support myself while I was working, was saving up for my final year and wanted to have enough in savings when I graduated to support myself until I found a job. One interview was not amused, the other found the answer funny, guess which hired me.
Load More Replies...They want to hear "I researched your company and was vastly impressed by the quality of your product and how your company continues to make waves in the business world. It would be my pleasure, no, an HONOR to work with such a wonderful company. I can only humbly ask for you to consider my application to make me part of your family"
When they say "Why do you want to work here?" they actually mean "Yeah, lick my feet, I like it"
You'll be part of the work "family" until the day they decide to lay you off.
I would have hired you on the spot...your answer would have told me all I needed to know!
I know right, there you have a worker who will do their job no matter what, they want to provide for their kids.
Load More Replies...Any company that preaches that it's an honor to work with them is toxic.
I *think* I understand where the question is coming from. The trouble is, it's being asked in its shortened form. The full version should be "Aside from the pay, why do you want to work here rather than somewhere else?". As in, what is it about this company that attracted you, all other things being equal. It's useful information - assuming you and your competitors pay exactly the same wage (pretend, ok?) why pick you and not them? Workplace culture is important - you could be paid thousands of dollarpounds a week and still be unhappy if the culture fit is wrong. This is a culture question, and should be framed as such.
As a principle I agree with you, but this question seems to only be (usefully) applicable at certain types of jobs, usually reasonably creative office jobs. I'm not sure about a steel mill, but I wouldn't expect someone applying to work as a cashier in Lidl to have much to say about why they chose it over Tesco.
Load More Replies...Apparently so. It makes you use the bathroom a lot, therefore use "their" time on breaks. F that kind of employers.
Load More Replies...I fully agree with this litmus test...smart and quick way to weed out AH's - its a freaking water bottle get over it...most interviews offer you water or coffee anyway and so what you brought your own. And it is not informal or casual - everyone drinks water....again just deal with it and if something like that is going to get your back up as an interviewer you have bigger issues and I don't want to deal with them
This is handy because if the interview is not going well, you can chug the bottle of water and then say, "I REALLY need to use the bathroom, if you don't mind".
Perhaps it was a childish bottle? Perhaps pink with unicorns or turtles or something. Wouldn't seem professional in a stiff environment like at banks and such.
Should've replied: "But he's already a married man, why would he possibly want a job?"
while I love this reply I don't think that's what they meant - I think they wanted to imply that her husband would not appreciate being left alone all night with her working
Load More Replies...I was asked that at high school when I said I didnt want to do Cooking or Sewing but Tech Drawing.... teacher asked what if you future husband needs a button sewn on? Hahahahaha... think I did laugh at him.
So she applied for the job, and the interviewer said she did nit want this job? Wow... I thought mansplaining was a myth...
I would have translated this as "You are too smart to be reporting on sports, what about your dumb husband?"
The good thing about creating these flashcards is that the process doubles as a self-reflection exercise to help you understand who you are and how you want to communicate that to others.
Your answers will help clarify these questions for the interviewer:
• What is your value?
• How can you contribute to the company?
• How well do you fit into the company’s culture?
• Are you competent in what you say?
• Are you trustworthy?
So common to say similar words if rushed to answer or nervous. My daughter when asked about her homework being done, said "no, I was procreating last night." Meant procrastinating. Whole different act.
Do you use some kind of morse-code to tell them what homework they got?
A sense of humor and the ability to laugh at ourselves being human is definitely a desirable and awesome quality.
Oooh, I just brought this to 42 up votes. It's perfect now!
Load More Replies..."Hallmark Store" explains that one. Very Christian oriented company. Applebee's is too, oddly enough. I actually got turned down for an IT job after a successful interview where they wanted to hire me the same day, even took me on a tour of their building. They asked which church I attend and when I replied that I'm not religious and it was suddenly "Oh, I don't think it'll work out then".
"The meaning of life" is a concept, held by some people to give the illusion of contol amd that there is a reason for existing. Next question.
*recites entire wiki page worth of the meaning of life*
Load More Replies...For that job? The meaning of life is to be a good wife. To avoid woes and strife with which this world is so rife.
They were looking for new prose for the upcoming season of greeting cards.
The adage is actually, "there is more than one way to skin a catfish" but over the years, people have left off the "fish" part, unfortunately.
This is (sadly) the second time I've had to say this in this article but: fellas, is it unprofessional to be hydrated?
Yes, water is unprofessional, next time make it a pint of single malt 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...In the before times, when we did in-person interviews, I would always ask the interviewee if they needed to use the bathroom or if they wanted something to drink.
You just treat them as humans. When you are already nervous because of the interview, you don't need a dry mouth or the feeling that your bladder is about to burst on top..
Load More Replies...And yet the company I work for goes on about the benefits of being hydrated.
I've been out of the workforce a while. When did be hydrated become unprofessional??
Yay for unions. The US badly needs them in every corporate job
Load More Replies..."In addition to being prepared for your interview, reviewing proper interview etiquette rules can help alleviate stress," Michael said.
Read the email the company sent you with details about your interview, and then reread it again.
"My coaching clients get a very detailed email that includes information about how to enter the office and where to have a seat. Just last week, a client who admittedly did not read the email, barged in on me during a session with another client. You certainly don’t want to seem like someone who cannot follow instructions at the interview. Also, this may sound obvious, but arrive at the interview early. Very early. You never know what can happen with traffic or public transportation, so plan ahead."
There is always a right time for jokes, but a job interview usually is not that time.
A job interview is just the right time to figure out if it’s a work environment where you actually want to be. Not being able to make harmless jokes should be a red flag.
Load More Replies...Once had an second interview. As I sat down they gave me the good news that there were still three people in the running, but I was their top pick. I stood up and said: "Well, better leave while I'm ahead, haha!" What followed was the most awkward silence of my life 😅
If I were the interviewer, I would say 'that means you are Superman who can do all the works without expecting rewards
Never, ever work for a company where the hirers don't have any sense of humour.
HR never has a sense of humour. You aren't being interviewed by the people you will work with.
Load More Replies...This would certainly get you into my team =) (if everything else is OK)
you gotta say some bs like "I have a problem taking work home with me I think about my jobs a lot and what I can do better in the future" they eat that crap up
Or something like home/work balance, take my job so seriously ..
Load More Replies...LEVEL YOUR HEAD TO THE HORIZON. STARE INTO THE EYES OF THE SUBJECT. ROTATE YOUR HEAD 25,6 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT, THEN 51,2 DEGREES TO THE LEFT, THEN 51,2 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT, THEN 25,6 TO THE LEFT, WHILE PUCKERING YOUR LIPS.
Load More Replies...you can't nod a 'no', a nod is always a yes. There must be a different word for a silent 'no'...
I was on a Zoom interview with the manager and the director came on to ask a few questions. She had a good poker face, but I got the vibe she didn't want to hire me. She looked straight at me and said, "I know all I need to." :D
depends if this was on purpose or not.
Load More Replies...Sounds like he and his colleague were in The Consolation Game.
Load More Replies...Dear Jesus! Men ACTUALLY think that any attractive woman they work with will end up sleeping with them, and they also believe their wives are all jealous of any woman the man thinks is prettier than his wife. How do these men function day after day????
Missed opportunity for an epic burn there. Something along the lines of "well, I guess it's no consolation that your so far bellow my league it wouldn't have mattered if you were single... And the last man on earth!" Before walking out 😇
damn burn. onstly folks im just here to call out the burns and read the posts of course giphy-622b...f91a82.gif
Yeah they don't care. I was a bartender for years and was told to flirt for business and wear tight shirts
Load More Replies...A survey done by CareerBuilder revealed that we need to work on our body language too. When asked to identify the biggest body language mistakes job seekers make during an interview, hiring managers named the following:
- Failure to make eye contact: 68 percent
- Failure to smile: 38 percent
- Playing with something on the table: 36 percent
- Fidgeting too much in his/her seat: 32 percent
- Bad posture: 31 percent
- Crossing their arms over their chest: 31 percent
- Playing with hair or touching one's face: 26 percent
- Handshake that is too weak: 22 percent
- Using too many hand gestures: 13 percent
- Handshake is too strong: 8 percent
Sounds like something my ex would say (he had a BIT of an ego himself)
Load More Replies...Low self-esteem; feels the need to overcompensate. A lot of bs comes from that.
This sounds like the kind of a boss who expects you to work unpaid overtime because his business is so awesome that really, why wouldn't you?
I would’ve left, came back in the next day to start my new job position ( remember you said I got the position before you fell asleep?)
Could have left a little note saying that you realized he was exhausted-you'd be happy to come back after he was rested (and had stopped drooling 🤤 on his couch)?
That's why I bring a chair to the interview. I'm ready to get to work
Load More Replies...What is the point of working if you have a billion dollars? Go have some fun! Wife and lime our jobs, they are satisfying but the day that we can retire is the day we are gone!
You answered correctly. To assume that all 4 walls are the same color would be incorrect if you hadn't actually seen the wall on your way in. I would have given you extra points for that answer.
I'm guessing he had some life-lesson pseudo zen parable lined up that he read in some ghostwritten "secret to my success and you can, too" book and they took the wind out of his sails.
Load More Replies...I don't want to work someplace where they do this kind of psychobabble idiocy in the interview.
Not only the psychobabble, but also the absolute lack of room for, hmm, I struggle to even call it this, creativity.
Load More Replies...Questions like this one, and the one about doing imaginative things with a brick, infuriate me. If you want to ask a question to probe my ability to think laterally, do so, but ask an original question and be genuinely open to different interpretations.
Depends on the job you apply for, but the brick-question is very interesting. It could seperate the constructive from the destructive people-like in the comments..
Load More Replies...Clearly a test to see how observant you are and how easy it would be to pull the wool over your eyes!
I also thought the interviewer is a micromanager who has to be right no matter what. I think he got scared the candidate might be too smart and they wouldn't be easily controlled.
Load More Replies...I read recently that during an interview if you are asked questions that have no reason to be asked and your answer is a fair response, most likely there is someone they actually have in mind for the job. It's their way of disqualifying you to get that person in.
She probably was, so she is seeking comfort in people who are the same as she is 😉
I'd have replied (on my way out the door), "I'd imagine not nearly as much as you must be to yours."
I'd be like... no, my Dad worked for NASA, my mom was a gynecologist and I'm a multimedia specialist with my name on more records that we both have years in our lives combined. Just google my name. However, I would be a disappointment to my family if I took a position with an idiot like you and your company. Good day!... ::walks out::
"Before the interview begins, perform deep diaphragmatic breathing. This is, in my experience, the fastest way to slow your body’s physiological response to stress," Michael said.
"Breathe in through your nose, concentrating on filling your belly with air like a balloon. Hold your breath for a count of two seconds, and then, exhale slowly through your mouth until your belly flattens. Breaths should be at a ratio of 1:2, with exhales about twice as long as inhales. Try counting to four as you inhale, hold for the count of two, and then exhale to the count of eight. You can easily do this undercover while you are sitting in the lobby."
“I could use it to hit myself and still feel less pain than in this interview.”
Or, better still, use it to hit the interviewer.
Load More Replies...I could make it into a dinosaur and call it Brickasaurus Wrecks and throw it throw the window
Mt first thought was, "I would throw them at people", so you're not alone.. ;-)
Load More Replies...It's actually a fairly common question in interviews where the job requires creativity. Id personally see the question as a way of testing someone's destructive tendencies.
Unless the job was in construction. In that environment people value using bricks in non-creative ways.
Load More Replies...When I farted so hard that I looked back at the mirror, my pant had brown "GelArt GrindlyWeld".
Load More Replies...I despise interview questions. Seriously... "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Retired, on a beach in Thailand...
Hey...who doesn't? Except perhaps the Reverend of a church? This wasn't a church 😐 type job,was it? ;D
Definition: showing a lack of respect for people or things that are generally taken seriously. Not great to communicate that in an interview.
Load More Replies...This will get a zillion downvotes I'm sure, but is there even such a thing as a good fart joke? Mostly they seem pretty bad to me.
Okay what is it with some men and their link between man-haters and feminists? I know someone (sadly) who has asked multiple times if I hate him because I'm a feminist and it's so f*****g annoying.
It's because the ones you need to hate are the ones that ask that, because they're insecure. Toxic masculinity arises from insecure masculinity.
Load More Replies...Maybe a test? I mean, if u are afraid of correcting someone about your own name, maybe some jobs arent for you.
A man named Sue, a woman named Victor? Sure, why not? If the interviewer was a man, I hope Caitlin said "Thanks for the interview, Mary."
Lastly, when you get shocked by a question in an interview, it’s easy to freeze or stumble. But reaching for that glass of water they gave you instead. Use the time as you have a sip to calm your brain down. Just like that, you've just given yourself five to eight seconds to respond.
However, there's no guaranteed recipe to make all of your job interviews a success. There's always an element of chance. So if things do go south, at least tell the internet about it. That can be the only way to get something out of it, even it's just a few likes.
I had an interview on the morning of 9/11 too! I tried to be upbeat, but it was obviously fake. The interviewer was downright mean and criticized my responses. After the interview, they asked me to wait in the lobby. I didn't feel like I was going to get hired and didn't feel like it was a good fit. Also, I just wanted to be home with my family. So after waiting in the lobby for awhile, I just left. I never heard from them, and I'm not at all sad about it.
I also had an interview on the morning of 9-11. The interviewer asked if I had seen or heard the news. I hadn't though. And that was how I first learned about the planes flying into the World Trade Center.
Got to the interview and found out about the attacks. Was told they would call me to reschedule. They did and I worked there 12 years.
I was interviewed as well, but the interviewers hadn't heard. When asked how my day was, I said "so far, not great," they laughed a little and asked why. I had to tell them what happened, though at that time, the buildings were still standing. They stared at me for a long moment, then one man stood up and walked out. Very short interview, minimal questions. Got home to find out buildings had fallen. Never heard back from them, I kinda wondered if they forgot about me.
I once told a guy "more linkedin and less instagram" when he sent me his cv.
Well, at least snarky replies from HR,or hiring managers, make it easy to know the corporate culture at the company is pathetic, top down orientated, and would make anyone not a mindless drone, miserable. No loss on missing out on that "job".
Load More Replies...I was wanting to change careers so I applied for a job I guess the interviewer thought I was over qualified for. He called me to say, "I have no intention of giving you this job but I just want to know why you applied?" That broke my heart. It kept me from applying for jobs outside of my field for almost 20 years.
Sorry, Heather Steinbrink. 💐Those things can really stick with you.
Load More Replies...A CV is usually reserved for experts to show their qualifications as to why they are an expert rather than a person who is interviewing for a job.
Load More Replies...A CV to be a waitress at a cafe?? Might you have to operate on a customer or file their taxes???
I was doing interviews for a new fast food restaurant. Had a young lady show up with cutoffs and a see-thru halter top. While I enjoy good breasts, at work I am a professional through and through. I told her before she could even be considered, she had to dress appropriately for the interview. Never saw her again.
I haven't done CVs since the 90s. ! I'm not going to blow smoke up your a**e about how great I am, nor am I going to blow smoke up your a**e what a great company it is and how blah, blah, blah, etc...
Not an interview but in my first day training as a medical practitioner, we have to wear these PPE vests, they didnt have any new vests for me to wear, the supervisor roots through used ones and gave me the choice of xl or medium. I know this may seem trivial but I am a woman who has struggled with body image all my life and I only recently started speaking up for myself. I am normally petite small frame with zero breasts, but right now I am about 25 lbs overweight and I already feel ashamed. i select the medium as it's closest to my size and the male practitioner who is training me, (super odd guy btw ) says that I definitely look like a medium. I stood up for myself and said I don't appreciate you judging my body size or making comments about my body I can make my own decisions. No apology or acknowledgment of what he said. Coupled with the fact that he keeps staring at me all day rubs me the wrong way. Thanks for listening
I have Frankweiler the basil plant, Jesus the monstera (cause he's holey), and Peat the sunflower.
Load More Replies...This sounds like a sneaky way of asking if you have kids, ie a reason you may have other priorities above your job
Agreed. AND it's completely unprofessional. HR twits like this give the rest of us a bad name. 😞
Load More Replies...Highly illegal. Just another way to ask a question that they are not allowed to ask.
No shame in being childless. The world has about 3 billion people too many on it now and is losing resources faster than nature can replenish them.
Do furbabies with honest-to-God fangs and claws still count as babies? 'Cause I have loads of pictures of 'em in my phone LOL, including random and officially adopted ones. You're welcome to look at 'em pictures.
They told him that it was wood business, but actually it was match factory in backyard. (Just joking)
Load More Replies...Why make a promise you aren't sure you can keep? I'd have just told the guy, "Look, if that many people quit the first day, there must be a reason. I can't guarantee anything."
The company makes imitation robots of the employees, then sticks them in the freezer. That's why they only work for one day so they can monitor your behavior.
Endured one interview like that... was not hired because I had "too much" experience.
Translation : "Boss will notice you are better than me and I will be fired so you can take my place".
Load More Replies...I wouldn't have gotten it, either. I would have had my water bottle out after 30 minutes.
To older people like me, tattoos suggest poor choices. Whether that is true or not, whether that is fair or not, that is how it is for many older people. It is only in the last couple of decades that tattoos have become so mainstream.
This just reads as "I've never evolved as a person, reframed my way of thinking or adapted to the times"
Load More Replies...Because the ink would trouble her chakra's chi's feng shui or some s**t?
The same answers work for both. Just say "it should be illegal". Or "people getting screwed is none of my business". Or "the founding fathers spent a lot of time on it"
"It's been around a long time." "People have the right to make their own choices, yet we have to protect the common good." "My ninth-grade social studies teacher, Ms. Wilson, taught me everything I know about the subject."
Load More Replies...Yeah that one took me a minute, until I reread the part about "trousers" and realized the guy is probably from the UK.
Load More Replies...I think the OP was referring to the room, not the commode
Load More Replies...Would it really be better to interview with a huge wet stain on your clothes?
There are countries where you refer to the whole room as "toilet", not only the throne itself...
Load More Replies...huh..and here I thought it was something bogus. You learn something new every day.
Load More Replies...Interviewed for a half-day job when I was a senior in high school. Part of a work program where if you already had enough credits to graduate you could take an afternoon job sponsored thru the school. It was doing office work at a design firm and they asked me if I knew what "wainscotting" was. It's wooden paneling about half way up a wall. I did not know that. They hired somebody else but a couple of months later they called me back. The person they hired didn't work out and they wanted to know if I still wanted the job. By that time I had another one and it was fun to say no thank you. Fast forward a few decades and most people I know have no clue what wainscotting is, even if they have it in their home or office.
the fact you chewed gum in the interview is a deal breaker wrapper on or not
Plot twist, she corrected the interviewer several times but she was cursed by Apollo so nobody would believe her 😂
...or not. Someone keen on getting the job would have double-checked that info.
Load More Replies...🤮🤮🤮 Hitler also lost a testicle, so... Anyway, funny that he thinks the most charming or interesting fact about him is a missing part
Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but very small, Himmler is rather sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Load More Replies...What a shame. I imagine he has received a lot of mockery and prejudice, and maybe this is his way of leading with vulnerability. I mean, it depends on the context of the comment, but that's no reason to ghost someone.
I mean it was an interview that HE turned Into a date so that alone is creepy..seems like a great reason to ghost an INTERVIEWER which is what he was
Load More Replies...It's ludicrous that anyone would have to interview for that kind of job.
Sign wavers... The most useless job ever : you can't read the sign, and you don't know where they are pointing anyway.
Went into an interview realizing my skirt and tights were full of static electricity and I tried to inconspicuously fix it but of course we know that just makes it worse
I feel like too many men think women operate via their boobs and vagina. Female authors write books with their boobs, female scientists do science with their vagina, etc. I don't know how else to explain all those "... for a girl" things.
i mean, some woman do operate with those.... [for legal reasons, this is a joke, pls don't kill me]
Load More Replies...Spanish is awesome. Is my mother tongue and sometimes I even don't understand it. Above all conjugations and yes :0
Only part of your weird objection works. Metal diggers are MINERS. The rest is just you being ridiculously obtuse.
Load More Replies...I once interviewed for a babysitting position, i.e., taking care of the kids til the parents came home from work. THEN I was told I needed to do all the household chores and stick around to cook an "ethnically accurate dinner" (they were Filipino) for the parents, kids, and whatever friends and relatives might show up. All for the princely sum of $5.00 per hour. They were both doctors.
That's like asking, "have you stopped beating your wife?" It leaves no option to say you wouldn't bring any kind of gun to work ever.
No. First off I don't have a wife, and second, if I did have a wife in order to stop beating her, I'd have to start... so, no.
Load More Replies...Should someone answer true if they bring a loaded weapon? Is no weapon even an option?
I had an interviewer ask me several questions along the lines, "how do you handle fellow employees who don't do their work" and this series made me really think that I should've asked THEM how they handle employees who don't do their job. (I got asked for a 2nd interview and declined.)
I'm totally going to ask that if I'm ever being interviewed again. LOL
I showed up to a job interview (project manager for a start-up) in a sport coat and tie. The hiring manager conducted the interview wearing short running shorts and sat across from me with nothing but his skinny ass legs between us. He said my professional attire made me fake. I understand an employer wanting to cultivate an informal culture where attire is unimportant. But if this your intention, then it shouldn't matter to you if your employees wear business casual or a track suit.
Oh my god this happened to me! I dropped off my resume dressed to impress and was asked in shock, "You don't wear that while gardening do you??". I worked for a gardening company and was applying for a family owned gardening/farmer supply type store.
Him not even being ready is what is uncomfortable. What kind of boss would he be?
Due to a series of miscummunications, he got hired as a head janitor.
Load More Replies..."Due to a series of miscommunications" Is my favorite way to start a sentence.
Reminds me of a job a recruiter sent me too. After 10 mins I figured I was obviously unqualified (like, had absolutely no experience for that position), so I politely stopped the interview and told them so. The Recruiter got pissed at me for that. Never contacted that Recruiter again. This was back when if you were IT oriented, you obviously knew all things IT... I think the recruiter was just plugging square peg in round hole for the recruiting fees.
That’s not too bad, you could’ve passed it off as meaning what their shift hours were rather than their opening hours
I think I need to add this phrase to my personal lexicon! LOL!
Load More Replies...i would answer "at least a number above 0, but below 99999999999999999999."
Load More Replies...no werent asked that you stole it from the episode of the office its what Gabe asks Andy
I'd pick some random eight-digit number, and if they question me further say I just read it somewhere.
I'd totally be ok with being a trophy husband if I didn't get abused by the person with money. Work is overrated.
I'd be totally ok keeping a trophy husband, alas, my job doesn't pay that much....back to work
Load More Replies...Were you interviewing at Paddy's pub, and is your name Dee or Artemis?
well, 350m people, assume families of four, so 88m cars minimum, assuming that a bell curve describes income, so probably 70% in the middle with 1.5 cars on the assuption that middleclass people have two and poor people have none, so .7 * 88 * 1.5 = 92m cars, would be my guess. At least, in working condition. So if you google, it says 287m registered cars - which I assume could also cover those which were scrapped and collectors cars. Which means every person more or less has a car. Wow. That is mad.
You have failed to account for the fact that in MANY American families, every member of the family has their own care, and MANY people have two or three cars just for themselves. Americans really, really love their cars.
Load More Replies...I spent more time discussing playing World of Warcraft in an interview than everything else. I got the job too. Major US defense contractor.
“Any answer I give tells you absolutely nothing about me. The question is irrelevant to this interview and the job, distracting from me sharing with you why I would be a great fit and you vetting my qualifications. So let’s dig into the really important questions , shall we?” Then smile!!!!
I actually quit my job at a bakery/cafe - I job I had worked at for three years and honestly thought I'd stay at forever - when I had the lightbulb moment of "This is JUST cake and pastries and coffee. There is NO reason I should be so stressed out at this job. I am doing nothing important or world changing!"
what's with these american firms thinking women don't need to work? I thought this was america, not talibanistan?
there are more taliban types in Americaa than Afghanistan lol
Load More Replies...I don't understand how the boyfriend's job and the girlfriend's need for a job are related.
Well, to be the "Devil's Advocate" for a minute. If you don't *really* need a job (for whatever reason), you're likely to be less committed, more likely to call in sick if you want a break, etc. That really sucks when you're trying to keep a business running. Maybe their thinking was unfair and/or maybe they worded it poorly, but they could tell you didn't really seem committed.
Say: the zip of my coat is broken, I’m afraid I’ll have to keep it on during this interview. Proceed with interview.
You can usually unzip a broken zipper without a paperclip. This is unclear.
I think I understood the word "mall", and "interview" but the rest no. Can anyone translate?
Ice breakers: where people ask and answer personal questions to make people feel comfortable. the idea of breaking the ice means it goes from cold and icy, to warm and comfortable. Duck duck goose is a children's game. People sit in a circle and one person walks around the outside of the circle, tapping heads, saying, duck, duck, duck, and when they say goose, the goose person has to get up and they run around the circle to see who can first get into the gap where the person was sitting. A scavenger hunt is where you are given a list of items to find (something red, a black dog, a silver coin, can be anything) and the first person to find all the items on the list wins. English phrases can be very challenging!
Load More Replies...I think I'm ok with this one. Even smacking the interviewer on the head and running.
Let someone make me the goose, I'll just sit there and watch them run away.
Why mute them when you're the one loudly making a floor pizza? Mute yourself.
It's okay to tell the truth and let them know that you were feeling ill.
The documentary on WeWork is worth watching, he's an...um...interesting guy.
This needs context. Depending on the situation, this would be appropriate. But yes, depending on the situation it might be totally appropriate. Being a wee bairn, I'm thinking your judgement of that may have not been as sound as the CEOs.
The only time would be if they were both doctors in oncology and even then the interview would be in an office - NOT in the waiting room! What context are you missing?
Load More Replies...I'd say it's their loss. Those fractional jeans just might be hot new trend you never know.
I understang why... You don't hire someone who will likely take your own job.
Patriarchy is the name frustrated losers give to meritocracy.
Load More Replies...Good thing I'm blind as a bat then, and can't stand contact lenses.
nope, you are a d**k, glasses are a disability device, would u pretend to be in a friggin wheelchair? rude AF
As someone that has worn glasses since I was a toddler and prescription is so bad people gasp at my bottlecap glasses I totally understand this... Sure glasses can be stylish but if you are able-eyed you really don't understand how fortunate you are.
Load More Replies...There are two types of people : losers, and quitters. Winners are just lucky losers.
Don't lie too much, otherwise you might not keep track of all your lies.
This is apparently a common exercise given to engineering students so not that unusual.
It's also a common exercise / project given to junior high students. My kids had this in the 6th grade.
Load More Replies...Wow...racist...and Republican...and no knowledge of the City all in one post!!! NIce! You are a real swell human...
Load More Replies...Uh, no. If someone asked me to do that for them I'd tell them to f#ck off and I'd go to the next candidate. Do NOT as people to do extra work for you. Giving you a standard street address should suffice. The problem was that they gave her the wrong street address - they could have just as easily given the wrong pin.
Load More Replies...I've got to ask. What was the position where they would expect someone to know the answer to that? Though important in the US as well, I'm not sure that E.C. Stanton and S.B. Anthony would be on the tip of many peoples' tongues.
They certainly would be on the tip of mine. This is not common?
Load More Replies...Now I am imagining the martyr queen leading a protest in front of her own house's gate like "Louis, my dear, give le right to vote to le women! -Honey, even le men do not have le right to vote! We are le f*****g monarchy!"
Yes, friend, writing and editing are two very different things. Some writers cannot edit for sh#t and some editors cannot write for sh#t. And at least they asked if you had seen their email instead of assuming you did.
with VICE? as in the magazine? wow what fuckwads. I will now make sure I turn on my adblocker on their site. See? Punishment for evil.
Probably someone looked at all these duties they never knew were needed in the company and saw an opportunity for a new position they never knew was available to make an had their relative/friend/date who was on waiting list come in on this opportunity they're only realizing is available because you showed it. Have seen it happen many times. They've probably been looking for an opening/excuse and saw this one when you made it apparent
Well, that would be the job, wouldn't it? You'd have to be able to defend your brand and how and why you said things.
"Je nais jamais vue des aussi jolie fleurs au marronier". " I have never seen such lovely flowers on a horse chestnut tree". Only french sentence I remember from 6 years of taking french. To be fair that was 45 years ago.
Same here. Funny how that works. Flawless French when drunk... brain farts when sober
Load More Replies...Oh, pauvre petite chose fragile et vulnérable... Au moins vous vous souviendrez de cette règle pour les prochaines fois : lorsque l'on ment, il y a toujours, tôt ou tard, un retour de bâton.
You know you can negotiate. You can say, "I'm very interested in the position and think it would be a great fit but short-changing myself on salary would be irresponsible to myself and my family (if you're a grownup with kids and such). I'd love to accept this position at (X amount)."
Tsk tsk tsk, very irresponsible though going out the night before knowing you have a job interview
neither are faster, the only difference is whether you want more or less control over the shifts. If you are a person with limited patience, a shifter is more satisfying because you can whip past people by downgearing suddenly. The only advantage to automatic is traffic jams. You don't need to fuss as much. However, if your car stalls or the battery fails, a shifter is useful because you just put it in gear and give it a shove, voila the engine powers up.
I was questioned about a gap in my resume, it is because I was in treatment for nearly 2 years, but it was not something I wanted to share the details on, so I simply said I had been ill. Then they proceeded to grill me on how likely it would be for me to become ill again, I said I didn't know the specific odds on my type of cancer recurring but that I had been in remission for some time and even my doctors thought it was a good time to resume a "normal life' again. Turns out the grilling was because they assumed a nervous break down, but they weren't happy when they found out it was cancer treatment and I couldn't tell them how likely it was to recur. It was the stupidest interview ever, they got all hung up on my previous illness and completely ignored my resume and many years of experience in the field I interviewing for!
I went through the same thing. Tried returning to work after all of my surgeries (3 years+ off). Went for several interviews out of my line of work which ironically is health care. I couldn't get back into that since no one would hire me, so I tried fast food. Most said I was over-qualified, but one bread place called me back for 3 interviews. On the 3rd they finally asked about my gap in work. I explained I had health issues that were (hopefully) resolved. They then immediately said, thank you for your time we'll call you. Never heard back.
Load More Replies..."We value our employees' mental health. -F**k you! -Aaaaaand here is the answer."
Yah, no. You don't just w***y nilly use narcan on people who pass out.
It's actually not harmful. Wasteful maybe, but not harmful.
Load More Replies...Wtf. You don't just use narcan because someone passes out. And how does this person have it because their partner uses pain meds. Why is their partner using so many pain meds that they overdose? This story is so full of holes it just sank in the water.
My 82 year old granny has a prescription for Narcan. It's actually pretty common for people doing long-term pain management to have one along with their pain med. I do agree that you don't use it just because, however!
Load More Replies...This is a great way to ruin ur own life in the process of saving another. It's very sad.
My most interesting job interview was when I didn't realize I was in one. I was working at this facility and one of the owners came by and we chatted about future plans, etc. At the end, he told me I "had the job". I was visibly confused. Turned out I had just been hired as the new manager, without knowing it was even an option.
I like it! After uni, I thought I should do some voluntary work to keep busy while job hunting. Phoned a number, was asked to pop in. Thought it was odd they kept me waiting - thought the amount of questions I was asked to do a bit of voluntary work was a bit over the top. Was also confused when I got home and was called to say I had got the job! Turned out to be a great job.
Load More Replies...I was asked if I'd rather get into a fight or steal. No context, why, what, nothing. The conditions were horrible, too. At the end of the interview they asked if I had anything else I felt they should know. Told them to remember that the interview goes two ways, the candidates are also judging them. They were shocked and asked what I meant. Not surprised when they didn't call me back.
Whether you guys are assholes and I need to post about you on social media, is what.
Load More Replies...I had a guy lose his front tooth midway through the interview. To this day, I regret not taking that moment to ask about the company's dental insurance.😆
Did an Interview for a windows Server administrator position at Guildan, did 2 technical interviews with the IT guys, they really wanted me, so they tell me last interview is with HR, so I'm like no problem , HR are the easy interviews compare to technical, so I meet this HR woman and she looks at me 30 seconds and says "You look like a Karen, I bet you are one and I don't want a Karen to work with my guys" I was frozen, I could not believe that such a sexist comment came out of the mouth of an HR woman !!! I told her that I am not a Karen I have been working with men for over 30 years and never had any issues, because I make my place by doing my job properly, not telling other people what to do. I didn't get the job but ended up getting a better one...LOL
I probably already shared this: I've been to an interview on a boiling hot summer day, their office was above their retail shop (a bakery), I was waiting for over an hour just standing there among the customers, had to buy my own drink as I wasn't offered even a glass of tap water. Got called and I barely sat down, one of the interviewers glanced at my CV and said "oh my goodness, no, you're not the right fit for this job, actually we hired the person before you as we were so impressed with her, but since you're here anyway tell me about your work experience." Nah, I'm good, bye.
Shortly after my husband died, I was on my own. 6 mo in Israel lawnmower broke down and I had to get a new one. As I was asking questions , the gut said. "Don't you have a man to do this?". Lost it, yelled he's dead and get away from me. Horrible
Wait I realise this is ignorant but lawnmower... israel? Can you share a photo?
Load More Replies...I once had an interview that I thought had gone very well. This was a couple of days after attending a funeral on a very hot day. I had taken my suit coat off and placed it in the trunk next to some flower bouquets and potted plant. In doing so I must have knocked some dirt from one of the plants onto the lapel of the very same coat that I wore to my job interview. The one that I thought had gone so well. As I was getting into my car I caught my reflection in the car window, and then noticed a big clump of reddish dirt on my charcoal gray suit. I didn't get the job.
"I know I'm not supposed to ask, but are you planning on having children in the future?" I stuttered an answer of "no", got the job, and then got pregnant a couple of years in. I mean, I didn't lie, at that exact moment in time when she asked the question, I had no plans, but plans change. ;)
I got a good one! Went to an interview at a lumber yard when I was 20 or so. The receptionist is on the right as soon as you walk in and right across from the door I'd bee interviewing in. We went through the introductions and as soon as he moved his mouse to wake his computer from sleep mode, a woman moaning lustfully from whatever sexual act that was being performed screamed from his pc speakers. Needless to say I was in a state of shock and made eye contact with the 80 year old lady whose eyes were wide open in a state of shock. After he stopped the loud audio, he immediately ended the interview and I never heard back from them.
My most interesting job interview was when I didn't realize I was in one. I was working at this facility and one of the owners came by and we chatted about future plans, etc. At the end, he told me I "had the job". I was visibly confused. Turned out I had just been hired as the new manager, without knowing it was even an option.
I like it! After uni, I thought I should do some voluntary work to keep busy while job hunting. Phoned a number, was asked to pop in. Thought it was odd they kept me waiting - thought the amount of questions I was asked to do a bit of voluntary work was a bit over the top. Was also confused when I got home and was called to say I had got the job! Turned out to be a great job.
Load More Replies...I was asked if I'd rather get into a fight or steal. No context, why, what, nothing. The conditions were horrible, too. At the end of the interview they asked if I had anything else I felt they should know. Told them to remember that the interview goes two ways, the candidates are also judging them. They were shocked and asked what I meant. Not surprised when they didn't call me back.
Whether you guys are assholes and I need to post about you on social media, is what.
Load More Replies...I had a guy lose his front tooth midway through the interview. To this day, I regret not taking that moment to ask about the company's dental insurance.😆
Did an Interview for a windows Server administrator position at Guildan, did 2 technical interviews with the IT guys, they really wanted me, so they tell me last interview is with HR, so I'm like no problem , HR are the easy interviews compare to technical, so I meet this HR woman and she looks at me 30 seconds and says "You look like a Karen, I bet you are one and I don't want a Karen to work with my guys" I was frozen, I could not believe that such a sexist comment came out of the mouth of an HR woman !!! I told her that I am not a Karen I have been working with men for over 30 years and never had any issues, because I make my place by doing my job properly, not telling other people what to do. I didn't get the job but ended up getting a better one...LOL
I probably already shared this: I've been to an interview on a boiling hot summer day, their office was above their retail shop (a bakery), I was waiting for over an hour just standing there among the customers, had to buy my own drink as I wasn't offered even a glass of tap water. Got called and I barely sat down, one of the interviewers glanced at my CV and said "oh my goodness, no, you're not the right fit for this job, actually we hired the person before you as we were so impressed with her, but since you're here anyway tell me about your work experience." Nah, I'm good, bye.
Shortly after my husband died, I was on my own. 6 mo in Israel lawnmower broke down and I had to get a new one. As I was asking questions , the gut said. "Don't you have a man to do this?". Lost it, yelled he's dead and get away from me. Horrible
Wait I realise this is ignorant but lawnmower... israel? Can you share a photo?
Load More Replies...I once had an interview that I thought had gone very well. This was a couple of days after attending a funeral on a very hot day. I had taken my suit coat off and placed it in the trunk next to some flower bouquets and potted plant. In doing so I must have knocked some dirt from one of the plants onto the lapel of the very same coat that I wore to my job interview. The one that I thought had gone so well. As I was getting into my car I caught my reflection in the car window, and then noticed a big clump of reddish dirt on my charcoal gray suit. I didn't get the job.
"I know I'm not supposed to ask, but are you planning on having children in the future?" I stuttered an answer of "no", got the job, and then got pregnant a couple of years in. I mean, I didn't lie, at that exact moment in time when she asked the question, I had no plans, but plans change. ;)
I got a good one! Went to an interview at a lumber yard when I was 20 or so. The receptionist is on the right as soon as you walk in and right across from the door I'd bee interviewing in. We went through the introductions and as soon as he moved his mouse to wake his computer from sleep mode, a woman moaning lustfully from whatever sexual act that was being performed screamed from his pc speakers. Needless to say I was in a state of shock and made eye contact with the 80 year old lady whose eyes were wide open in a state of shock. After he stopped the loud audio, he immediately ended the interview and I never heard back from them.
