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Let’s face it, first dates are never easy. They usually follow at least 12 outfit changes and pep talks from your friends in hopes that this time, you'll definitely meet someone who holds the prospect of becoming "the one." You go in with sweaty palms and a pounding heart to navigate the rough waters of first impressions, small talk, expectations, insecurities, and a whole lot of awkward moments. You could potentially meet your one true love, after all. Or leave with a new nightmarish story to tell.

See, while every singleton has their own deal-breakers and deal-makers, a string of non-negotiable faux pas stand right at the top of the don'ts list. And when things don't go as planned, you're sometimes left with a total disaster. So when Jimmy Fallon tweeted "It's Hashtags time!" and asked everyone to share their "funny or embarrassing first date story," the thread immediately became a hit.

Today, we’re taking a deep dive into some of the weirdest, silliest, and most hilarious #WorstFirstDate scenarios, and you know it’s gonna be good. Buckle up, scroll down, upvote your favorite tweets and share your own painfully hilarious experiences in the comments. For even more entertainment, be sure to check out our previous pieces on recent Fallon challenges here: #AddAWordRuinAProduct, #WhyImSingle, and #WorstSummerJob.

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Rachel Howard
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could go a few different ways

Lainie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't mind what is she has to say. I like to own my own stupidity if I have to. She might be just jealous. And I trust my instincts.

AuthorHeart<3
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she wanted him for herself...

Bluebrains
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you both rode off into the sunset, never to see him again. (I hope)

Autumn Rose
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@urpoopinaAjar would make me run🤣

Stannous Flouride
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She should come back alone and buy the waitress a drink.

Satan Laughs
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Details? Seriously. What if he were a convicted serial rapist out on California’s no bail law?

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    #2

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he says on his dating profile GSOH a must.

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, there's nothing wrong with Sudoku :)

    HarryPotter=LIFE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hates movies? Weird but ok. Hates Music? Also weird not that okay. Hates Comedey? Get out and don't come back.

    Jon Good
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serial killing and sudoku BWAHAHAHA

    h to da izzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats wrong with sudoku? i do them on every train ride. keeps me focused and i do not have the urge to listen to stupid conversations from middleschoolers (believe me i heard things)

    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I found out my date was a comedian, I'd be super impressed.

    PandaRave
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has all the spice and flavor of sand, and based on this I’m pretty sure counting it is his favorite past time.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More of a zombie than a serial killer.

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    As the host of The Tonight Show often announces before he reads his favorite responses, each hashtag usually becomes a trending topic on Twitter in the US within minutes. This time, it was all about making people laugh by sharing real dating stories from hell that are nothing but entertaining. And looking at these tweets makes one thing clear — first dates are inherently awkward.

    Fallon even kicked off the thread by sharing a funny experience: "My friend went to Red Lobster with a date who insisted on ordering everything in an Australian accent. He thought it was Outback Steakhouse." Well, a brief scroll through this list proves that some people have had it way, waaay worse.

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    In fact, a recent survey from Top10.com found that almost 60% of people admit to using an escape plan to get out of a bad first date. But how did they manage to get out of these nightmarish scenarios? Well, 21% of people under 29 years old texted friends and family to call them with an "emergency" that needs immediate attention, and another 21% of people over 60 preferred to be upfront by telling their date that they’re just not interested. Work and "not feeling well" were another two commonly used excuses, while the classic "use the bathroom" but quickly run the other way was a rare choice. But a choice nonetheless.

    #3

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    Just Jeff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You have 2 minutes to get out of my car"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hysterical laughter at her impetuous demands would've been more awkward.

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 months raw dogging until she finds out I had a vasectomy

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    Unknown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whistling was a good call in that moment.... Then she can pretend she has the upper hand and you are so weird for whistling that she probably will just get rid of herself from your life for you!

    Malwin Wellham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, give her a promise ring after 6 months

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A six-month sentence in more ways than one.

    Pudgy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Natalie from 90 Day Fiancee

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's as bad as when they tell you the last good book they read was Harry Potter. or they think Taylor Swift is a lyrical genius . buh bye

    Suq mideck
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    3 years ago

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    This is like asking for some a*s on the way to the restaurant.

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. Comments like that stick with you for a long time if you're insecure.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're no fun even if you're fairly self-assured.

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    Mindghost
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had something similiar. I (male) picked up my female colleague and her female friend which i never met before, by car. As we proceeded to drive to my male buddy (which they both never met) to pick him up, the female friend told us about the last time she went to the clubs, when a 25 y.o. started talking to her and how gross it was, because he is younger than her (1 year). Also about the other guy with "ugly brown hair" tried his luck. My buddy and me were both 25 y.o. and brown / dark brown haired :/ WE had fun in the club, they didn't :)

    Kald
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...indicating it's time to ask your friend why you got stuck with the bitchy one.

    Sparkle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will people learn that outward beauty means nothing if you're ugly on the inside?

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say, "Yeah, I would like an answer too!"

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have looked at his friend and said "I was just thinking the same thing".

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is the perfect excuse for an Irish goodbye.

    Jude Laskowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad he found out she's just a shallow "beach" before he saw her again.

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    #5

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time such a passive approach landed with a kicker of a punchline.

    Geoffrey Hebel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always split the check she can complain all she wants

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is SOP in divorce-land

    Suq mideck
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    3 years ago

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    She was basically telling you what to do to get in her pants.

    To gain more insight on first-date jitters and how to ensure we have a good time from an expert, Bored Panda reached out to Anna Eden, a dating and intimacy coach aiming to help career-focused people who’ve "made it" in life to make it in love so they can feel 100% fulfilled. She even shared her own #WorstFirstDate story in celebration of this viral thread: "A guy in Miami. On his way to me, he says the traffic is too bad and he turns around and sends a burrito delivery to my hotel room. I never met the guy. It was a good burrito tho!"

    According to Eden, our nerves sometimes get the better of us during the first date because we’re too self-conscious. "Instead of focusing on co-creating, we focus on how we come across and what the other person will think about us," she told us.

    "In general, we tend to attach performance to dates which can create pressure and discomfort. Especially if it’s an online date where you really have to put your face out there and the focus will be on what you’re saying, with less room for feeling the energy and taking in body language as an IRL date which can be more relaxing in that sense."

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    #6

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    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we are all traumatized! But really sorry for the op.

    The Radio Demon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the same experience, regrettably. Thankfully it didn't happen AT the bar.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be over the instant he tried to initiate a drinking contest.

    Jessie G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out drinking is always a red flag. He wants you so intoxicated you can't say no

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is pink eye? I've only ever heard of it through American media.

    Sarah SH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like an eye infection that you get from bacteria going in your eye.

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    Jude Laskowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone could outdrink me, so no challenge there.

    B Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have to drink to forget this post

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had these impromptu contests with guys trying to look macho. Never worked out well for them, esp. when I'd leave them with the tab to boot.

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    Mindghost
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You saw the red flags... errr lights which he didn't

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're on a date with Stevie Wonder, don't let him drive.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I only hit 2 pedestrians and they weren't even children!

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow princess didn't like the drive /jk

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    #8

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    Jameson Legate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be wrong, but it sounds like his parent(s) did the same for him, and he might not know better. still weird tho.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so... he has a feeding fetish. maybe ask him why he didn't declare it on his profile.

    Follo00
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *physical repulsion activated*

    HarryPotter=LIFE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'll be leaving now.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've excused myself after he ordered my meal for me without permission and grabbed a taxi home.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he wanted to fatten you up. Did he also order Fava Beans and a nice Chalianti?

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he didn't want you having a knife.

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    First dates can also feel quite intimidating because it’s vulnerable to open up and "be judged" by a potential partner, Eden added. "I think especially now, after these past two years of lockdowns and isolation, many singles experience social anxiety after staying home for so long. ... Suddenly we don’t get away with the sweatpants and we gotta put on our social skills. Honestly, even the extraverted got a bit introverted after this time!"

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    The coach pointed out that our nervous system prepares for the first date as we would go into the gladiator stadium — it tunes up all the stress levels and gets ready to fight or flight. "When in reality, we are just about to go on a date. Luckily we can teach our nervous system to unlearn the danger aspect of dating by practice and actually start to love going on dates. We get to see it as a fun meeting where we stay unattached to the outcome," Eden explained.

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least shshe didn't reflex swallow.

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Can you imagine him waiting around for it to come back out the other end?

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    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have dental implants this is officially my new phobia!

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also happened to a friend of mine! She was tramqtized - Corey? Is that you???

    Peter Krois
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What all crazy stuff is ending up in a mouth!

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢 maybe wear a ‘dental dam’ ?!?

    Shawn Barry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, awkward but decent of you.

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    #10

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    Eva Kašu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaand the last. I hope.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've probably been married for 14 years, now!

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    idrow1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, that would have me running away.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometime Friday the 13th comes on a Saturday, which is close enough for some people.

    Stannous Flouride
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "First" as in rhyming slang for "worst."

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    #11

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    Gogubaci
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a collection of red flags

    Remi (He/Him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could throw a May Day parade with the amount of red flags in this one

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    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dodged a bullet there or should I say a tactical nuke

    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be legal repercussions for lying about being pregnant ...there are none but their SHOULD be!

    Ciara Jane Eynon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scary thing about this is that she obviously appeared not just normal but "great" for the few hours before revealing this!!!

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....but she really wants her babies to have your eye color

    Cory Tollman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so messed up I almost wonder if she just saves it as a story to tell dates she wants to ghost her.

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    But let’s just acknowledge two widely known facts. First, almost all of us, at some point or another, have been on a bad date. Second, hearing strangers share stories about these absolutely awful experiences is nothing but entertaining.

    "[There’s] definitely a recognition factor and the refreshing imperfection these stories communicate," Eden noted why we feel amused reading these tales. "They show what it is to be human, beyond flawless Instagram updates. It’s important to bond around that, the real-life stuff. We all had dates that went wrong and perhaps those felt a bit shameful, but this massive amount of shares going on now reminds us that we are not alone and it’s actually quite funny!"

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    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he thought giving the number would make the drunk girl go away?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy with a Plan B doesn't bode well for date #2.

    𝖊𝖆
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be like sure thing, and give the number for a known MLM or something. Not that this would ever happen to me in a million years!

    Jessie G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was probably his friend and he set it up to look like women just can't get enough of him.

    Jude Laskowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the "old days", most girls carried the number of a pay phone to give to a guy she never wanted to hear from.

    The Camera Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He gave her a fake # just to quietly get rid of the pest, but OP did not give a chance to explain.

    Suq mideck
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    3 years ago

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    I would do the same if she was hotter.

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    Bluebrains
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what he was trying to accomplish with that statement lol

    Michael Sanders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude actually went through a process where this was the line he thought would be best

    Nunya Business
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll be itchy when it starts growing out. 🤣

    Alecto76
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people say "Mr. Man." My dad is Mr. Mann. Always makes the story funnier to me.

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Can you imagine all the Incels (Involuntary celibates) and neckbeards who have this guy as competition and still remain incels.

    jon gilbertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what he wanted to say: my dear madame, i have most enjoyed our evening thus far. You are as exquisite as a morning rose. (one Google translation later) hey, me shave butt.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? By the time that information became relevant, you would already know it.

    Timbob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, lighten up. That’s not easy to do.

    Cookie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only matters if you shave your dingleberries.

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    Wysteria_Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No made up story was required; that's straight up rude and assault but whatever you need to do to get the heck out of there!

    ChickyChicky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She made up a story because she was afraid he wouldn't take no for an answer and follow her and harass her. Of course a story shouldn't be necessary! But guess what, it is sometimes!

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After he throws a fork at you, do you really need an excuse to leave? I’m pretty sure he wants to leave too knowing that you’re not foolish enough to fall for that awful pick up line.

    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, she felt the need to make up a story to excuse herself after that?? He'd be leaving that restaurant with my handprint on the side of his damn psycho face.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only mistake Fee Fee made was feeling it necessary to come up with a story. I know exactly what I would've done with that fork, and there are a couple of people who could verify it.

    idrow1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tf? Also, it's #loser, not #looser

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    When, for whatever reason, your date is a total fail and you’re left sitting there confused, how should you react? Do you make up an excuse and run for the hills? Or do you somehow shift your mindset and try to carry on? Well, Eden’s advice is to first avoid setting expectations for the evening in the first place. "When you have expectations on dates, you set yourself up for disappointment."

    "Secondly, we have to remember we are humans, and we are not meant to match with everyone," she continued. "Try to shift the focus from a bad date to 'you’re not in alignment'. In fact, there’s never anything wrong with anyone, you’re just not a good match! And that’s okay. At least you had a meeting with a new person and hopefully, you learned something at least." And lastly, remember that you’re not obliged to stay. "You don’t owe your date anything and if something makes you uncomfortable, you can actually politely leave."

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    The most important lesson to take away from these dates is to see them as single experiences that do not determine your future dating life. "Keep the hopes up and see how you can become even more conscious with your dates the next time. For example, only go on dates with people you have a good feeling about and people who are in alignment with what you are looking for," the coach added.

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    Jaaawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind instantly goes to the episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where Ross wears leather trousers. It's hilarious 😂

    Von Klaus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or the episode of Seinfeld with Kramer in the 'dungarees' haha he couldn't sit either...walked around like Frankenstein's Monster

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    Shaun Coleman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...he's probably sterile by now so he can't knock you up.

    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I grew up in the 80's and we wore our jeans so tight you had to lie down to zip them, nowadays I cannot imagine wearing anything that tight! I like breathing too much lol

    Peter Krois
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got an idea of the Peperoni!

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like someone who isn't planning on having any kids.

    Suq mideck
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    You should be happy to get a date you AARP member you.

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    Micah
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? An adult should know to give a wet w-i-l-l-y.

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    Sparkle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....He showed up to a date with his girlfriend and someone else? I would have just gotten up and left at that point.

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah those kindergarten play dates! :)

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno man I think I didn’t pay enough attention to my date tonight. Giver her a wedgie never fails

    Samyan Elrod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone hasn't grown out of the primary school "he hits you if he likes you" phase

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah those kindergarten play dates! :)

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the little things that make a relationship last

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...did his girlfriend know this was a date?

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    Halfpintkiki Report

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to impress you that he knew a second language

    Enigma wrapped in a paradox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I met my cousin's now ex husband he started bleating like a sheep at people out of the car window. Before she left him he held a shotgun to her head (reason unknown). He also blamed her for lack of children. Turns out he'd had a vasectomy before they even met

    Annette Easton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just silly to be barking at dogs. Now if it was meowing at cats then that would be another story, cats definitely understand when you meow at them. (yes this is sarcasm for those that didn't get it)

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wave at doggos so they know they are appreciated

    TAG86
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I will bark at things we see which our dog would have barked at had he come along for the walk or drive. Of course when he's with us, we tell him not to bark and we redirect his attention elsewhere, but when he has to stay home we totally do him a solid and bark on his behalf!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this guy the former host of "The Price Is Right"?

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    We were also curious to learn whether there are any helpful tools or tactics we can use to make sure our future dates will be smooth sailing. "If you practice self-love, it’s easier to get excited about dates because you already feel good about yourself. My advice before a date is to stay centered in your own energy, perhaps meditate before, ground yourself, and take five deep breaths on the way there," Eden told us. "Then, be yourself! Always."

    If you feel nervous during the date — zoom out. "Picture yourself sitting there and zoom out until you see yourself from outer space. Look how small you are and how insignificant this situation is in the big scheme of things. In the interaction, remember it’s not a job interview! Yes, you want to show your best side, I get it, but remember you are also there to see if this person in front of you sparks something inside YOU. Trust energy and not only the words."

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    Luchill Report

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C´mon, you could murder him with his own axe and steal that stereo...

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a great stereo.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was never seen again. And no one blames her.

    Cory Tollman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An axe? Wouldn't an axe handle or a baseball bat make more sense, and seem less serial killerish?

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should buy your own stereo! So greedy.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When’s the last time I heard Oi vey? I gotta start using that now I love it

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the axe by the bed. Hey, some people live in bad neighborhoods. It's the incessant finger-drumming that would've been the clincher for me.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's true. No one would ever love you like she would. That's the point.

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah that's the problem. It's the first date and you're saying things like this"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he's extremely thankful he'll never know her love. Sounds like a stalker.

    BBsparkster614
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    3 years ago

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    TheBrokerBrooke Report

    Victoria Pitt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I dated one of these. He loved to talk about his fishing kayak. And one time I dated a guy obsessed with the backhoe he had just bought. lol

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a ‘fly’ guy. Too bad you let him off the HOOK. At least you saw his SOLE and didn’t FLOUNDER in your decision to throw him back into the dating pool! Ok. That must be to SCALE now… I will WAVE goodbye!

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You clearly have a higher ‘PORPOISE’!!!

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At any time, you could've interrupted him or left, Brooke. There's no law stating we have to endure bad dates.

    Maggie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you threw him back.

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You absolutely had to stay with him the whole night.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you threw him back. 😉

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    Dating coach Eden was more than happy to share her go-to advice that makes the modern dating arena a little less challenging. "This is the first step, get clear on what you want and practice manifestation around who you are calling in. If you’re single, get clear on: What do you desire in a relationship? How do you wish to relate? What are your values?"

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    Then, make sure to craft an exceptional bio on dating apps. "It can be short, but the important thing is that it creates a realistic impression of you and what you’re about," the coach continued. "Some key tips: have clear and updated photos, no sunglasses and no kids that are not yours, please. Mention in your bio what you are looking for, it makes it easier to match with the right person."

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    Cilla_Thornton Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before he showed you his other infections further down?

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeeeuw Nathaniel. Please don't *shuddering* ...

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    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How’d the date go? Weird she totally got put off when I showed her my eye infections and doesn’t want another date? 🤷‍♂️ Women amirite?

    Apatheist 62
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have visited conjunctivitis.com. That's a site for sore eyes.

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he think you were and ophthalmologist?

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    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is kinda cute...but no from stranger.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought you were rude because you didn't say bless you. There is probably another post that says "went on a date with a woman and she never said bless you when I sneezed. Had to bless myself"

    Sarah SH
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    I don’t really say ‘bless you’ because I guess I just always figured that God had more important things to do than looking out for people who are sneezing.

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    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do that sometimes.... But I only do it once. I don't do it multiple times.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second date gift : ventriloquist dummy.

    Conan Maschingon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    telling someone else's story like if it happened to you is really sad, have a life of your own instead of living through someone else's experience

    Teodora Popa
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    3 years ago

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    3 years ago

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an annoying person.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have an audio drama where the character is alone and says "Here, let me get the door... After me. Oh, no, after ME. Why, thank me, I am so polite!!"

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    TheLiberalVol Report

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you were already on a date with one of the firemen who had witnessed him being a bore, yes? I hope!

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, i have a somewhat similar story. I met up for a first date with someone who I'd been emailing with back and forth. After drinks, we actually went to a gay bar (I can't remember if we knew that beforehand or not). We didnt care either way because the vibe was cool and people were friendly. And even though we were making out on the dance floor, I constantly had gay dudes hitting on me and touching my arm even when we were kissing. I'm not necessarily ugly but who doesn't like feeling attractive? Aside from that, gay bars are awesome in general.

    Conan Maschingon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's funny how she is surprised he was offended by this comment on the first date, if the fireman said that's a whorehouse and he replied I already have one here do you think she will want to continue the date

    Cory Tollman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have rolled with it and said something about avoiding competition or something.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being offended by being called gay like it's a bad thing...

    Suq mideck
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Where's the lie?

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago

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    Next time, Serena, be amusing instead of being a jerk.

    Lia Salvatore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you want her to be funny to make up for your utter lack of humor, and complete incapability to entertain so much as a snail.

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    And, most importantly, do the inner work. "As we work on ourselves and cultivate more self-love, we will raise our frequency, be more confident and naturally be drawn to partners that are actually a good match for us."

    Eden concluded by saying that a part of this is also to open your heart. "In today’s world, we’re sometimes closed off due to fast pace and hard work, and we forget about our heart. If you want to attract romantic love, practice tuning into love in all kinds of situations. How can you open your heart to the neighbor? Bus driver? A tree? Your body? How can you stop for a second and allow the energy to flow, the love to rise, in small everyday situations?"

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    Jenn2NsReese Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your hands to yourself thanks.

    ryan_needs_a_life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yk he seems like a good guy to meet my friend, boundaries

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he mention a desire to eat fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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    jimmyfallon Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if it would be okay even if it was an Outback Steakhouse?

    Paula G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is Outback Steakhouse isn’t even Australian, it’s American.

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this everywhere we go that has anything to do with another ethnicity. I've tried to explain to him you don't do that a million times but he just doesn't get it. He thinks he's bonding. I try my best to not think about all the spit we've eaten.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot. Everyone knows you order in a Maine accent at a Red Lobster.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every once in a while, I'll order in a Scottish accent, just to mess with people... 😆

    Suq mideck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does Jimmy Fallon have the lamest entry? Oh yeah it's jimmy Fallon my bad.

    ATM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk why youre downvoted. jimmy fallon is the worst. take my upvote

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    BeesschIam Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is his first or last name Bean?

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you know. You got picked up in a stolen car

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend in high school who would do this. I guess one time he didn't put it back on securely enough and it fell off in his lap while he was driving. He was extremely lucky not to have hit anyone.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my early driving lessons..

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok..OK... if this were a restoration project, I could maybe understand it....

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    #27

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    Mrelemint Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Titanic" got me crying at the middle of the movie. Because it was only the middle of the movie.

    Susan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw that in the theatre and left angry, not sad. Because, stupid woman, there was more room on that door!

    MagNat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would have left her once she turned 26, tho.

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    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a crier, but I cried when they got to the part where people stopped screaming in the water and they were too late searching for survivors and navigating the boat through the bodies. Absolutely horrific.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went to the movie Platoon on a first date (he chose the movie). There's an agonising scene in which one of the characters is desperately running to try to get on a helicopter that is evacuating their platoon. It's filmed in slow motion, with Barber's Serenade for Strings as the soundtrack. He doesn't make it. I was actually sobbing out loud at one point. At the end of the evening, my date said, "Well... that was interesting," and I never saw him again.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what you mean. Dang, I watched that movie decades ago and I'm still trying to get that scene out of my head!

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    KY dog mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cried when watching Old Yeller. I will never watch that movie again - too heartbreaking.

    Talitha Jansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed when Leo sank to the bottom. I'm a Titanic denier too, sorry!

    Grey Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still ugly cry at the scene where Rose is trying to wake up Jack…

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew how the movie would end, but it's length had me in tears.

    The Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ping, ping, ping...the sound of of people bouncing off the ice made me laugh.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen the movie. And I cant figure out if thats good or bad.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me neither, and I think the answer is "good". At most it will be depressing.

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    #28

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    HappyRolis Report

    Joan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 10 years of being vegetarian, I changed my lifestyle and had a huge rare steak for the first time on a date. Later that night, was when I discovered that if you don’t eat meat for many years, you kind of lose your ability to digest it properly. I woke myself up with massive flatulence, and then the vomiting putrid meat all night, while flatulating every time I heaved….might have spoiled the mood. Guy ghosted me.

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't have just bought your own?

    BBsparkster614
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait that’s not true money you’re talking, oh. Oh.

    MaShunnda Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Split $2!?!? You mean he couldn't have just paid the whole bil!?!?

    Charlotte m
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m kinda stupid but why is this such a problem? He’s very frugal. So?

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago

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    He didn't make you do anything. You complied with his foolishness. Hope you've found your self-respect.

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    _nameisamber Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a lonely horse boy looking for his horse girl

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s out there somewhere. I’d happily spend an evening talking about horses with him. I love horses and have owned and trained my own. What he has to say about them can reveal a lot about himself, too.

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    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been interested too. But, it's not for everyone. The point is, he droned on about his favorite topic without asking about hers..... and, he lied about a silly thing..

    Malwin Wellham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you talk about something else.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would any self-respecting person endure this level of boring selfishness? I would've taken my chances hitch-hiking home if I didn't have money for a cab.

    Suq mideck
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    3 years ago

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    You poor thing...how will she ever recover from such abuse? 😔

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    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it that VERY impressive advanced beat-boxing? Cause that would have been lit!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "imitate the sounds of a drum machine with the voice." ok.

    Diana Deluxe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite 😅😅😅

    Leah Dickerson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she's ungrateful of his confidence lol doesn't deserve him

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    LuckyGuy2017 Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bowling alleys can be extremely violent places if you think about it! The power to kill even!

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That had the potential to be a cute story to laugh about when meeting the family

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me but I missed the toes

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The injuries and maimings I've witnessed in bowling alleys are legendary.

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    #32

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    MsCarlaG5 Report

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked a mountain in crocs so… I must have some Australian blood in me XD

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invalidation before the date even begins?

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is wearing flip flops outside of his own yard?

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    ahenn2 Report

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you not leave earlier

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth go back to Thier place?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He "dragged" you back to his place AFTER displaying obnoxious, selfish behavior?

    RezFidel
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    3 years ago

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    3 years ago

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    Makaylaaa0626 Report

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google translate must be much better at Portuguese than it is with other languages.

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot Twist: He was just trying to contact her about her car's extended warranty.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is BS! Google translate doesn't work well enough to convince someone they are fluent.

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...that is sort of your own fault. Why would you use Google translate to look like you can speak Portuguese and not tell him?

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Re read Shaun. The date had been using Google not the OP.

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    #35

    Worst-First-Date-Jimmy-Fallon

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    Willem Groenewald
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got a kiss on his first date though... I don't think a little accident warrants worst date. He sounds like an a*s.

    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was his worst because he was so embarrassed, especially if he was a teenager.

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    Quitethedilemma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be rather traumatic for a teenager I feel sorry for both of them.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kinda sounds like a story to tell the grandkids, don't it?

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, poor girl...she had a bit of skin on her braces.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even vampires need orthodontal therapy sometimes.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was your worst first date, you sound like a wussy.

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    #36

    Worst-First-Date-Jimmy-Fallon

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    Sue User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is their *worst* date, they should be happy.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smile seductively and say "I taste like one, too."

    Emiloy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say that’s a valid observation. Soooo many people smelled like Rice Krispie squares in the 90s

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's far from a worst first date.

    Kevin Ber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats just being over sensitive.

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    #37

    Worst-First-Date-Jimmy-Fallon

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    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have bought their own popcorn if that's what they wanted

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Op must be lucky if that's the worst date!

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but what was stopping her buying her own food? Why do people go on dates (first dates especially) and just expect the other person to pay for everything?

    Shagun Srivastava
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and this was a bad thing? /s, kind of

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep his number? I wanna hang out with that guy!

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved him like no one else would ever love him!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo, KT, pass along his number, because there're a few of us who would appreciate this homecooked snack over the overpriced c**p houses sell.

    #38

    Worst-First-Date-Jimmy-Fallon

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww that’s not his fault 😞

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't sound horrible

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the power to summon rats in a public park, what a guy 🤔

    سارا ناز
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so you weren't into him gotcha, but why is the rats his fault?

    PunkRock*Bottom*
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think they’re blaming the date for the rats, they’re saying that was what made the night itself particularly bad

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too harsh. What? You expected him to scout the area first for rats? The fact that he "tried to save the night" and it ended up here for all to ridicule means you're the one who didn't deserve a 2nd date.

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