Dates are cringey and awkward. That’s basically the definition of it. No wonder 60% of us admit to having an escape plan to get the heck out of a bad one. Plus, it’s a muddy landscape, since 69% of singletons say they don’t even know if they’re in a romantic outing or not.

But some dates are way worse than others. So when Twitter user miller cycle asked people to share the worst dates they’ve ever been on, the treasure chest was opened. From buying drugs on a first date to hearing someone cough in the closet only to find out the husband was about to shoot some action movie, these stories are what your nightmares are made of. Even if nobody was born killing the dating game, the worst date moments below show how some folks have killed the spark for good.

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Bored Birgit
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2 months ago

I. Have. Questions.

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Clove Kentwell
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2 months ago

That’s interesting.......

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RJ
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2 months ago

That's not a very bright thief.

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Bored Panda contacted Susan Winter, love coach and author of Breakup Triage: The Cure for Heartache, to find out what experts have to say about nailing the dating game. It turns out, even if the impulse to create romantic relationships exists, the skill sets to do so may not. Susan said that there’s been an increasing loss of capacity for clear communication and clarity of "dating purpose."

Susan says that it’s important to know what you want and how you want it: “Without mental clarity there is no emotional clarity.” Firstly, “we must know what we want out of a relationship.” And secondly, “we must define those goals to our perspective mate, using language they understand, for e.g. 'I want a partner,' or 'I'm just looking to have fun.'"

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Clove Kentwell
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2 months ago

Bet that waitress got a good laugh out of it.

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Hans
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2 months ago

Oh the irony...

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Kim
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2 months ago

As an American, I apologize for him. All of him. I did NOT vote for the sociopath with little hands, but I'm still sorry. I tell people I'm Canadian.

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The relationship expert assures us that people still date these days, but they’re not calling it "dating." “This seems to be a resistance to the term itself. 'Dating' may feel too formal a word for some people who'd rather say they're hanging out, or hooking up.”

Interestingly, there’s a resurgence of people who're beginning to do "proper dates." Susan explains: “Old-school protocol can seem interesting and new wave when it's a novel departure from the norm of nondescript get-togethers.”

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Lil_Nothingtodo
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2 months ago

And he sat there for half an hour? I would had left after 5 minutes.

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Giovanni
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2 months ago

maybe it was a plural "you" and she was refering to other guys

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Juririn
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2 months ago

Well, at least he was straight with you...🤡

JuJu
Community Member
2 months ago

that was probably the only "straight" thing about him

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JessG
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2 months ago

So, tell him "it's cool, I've got a penis"

Well, I Tried
Community Member
2 months ago

Lol

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panda to nobody
Community Member
2 months ago

I would just say "Oh i know! I feel exactly the same about dicks!"

George Digamma
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

She could mess a bit with him. "So did i, before the operation".

Jim Ellington
Community Member
2 months ago

If something is not fit to be touched by your hands or mouth, you probably shouldn't put you penis inside it. And who the hell brings up the subject of genitalia on the first date? Hopefully this guy one day has a run-in with vagina dentata and loses his dick instead of a fingertip.

Alexis D.
Community Member
2 months ago

was her response "good thing I wasn't planning on offering mine"?

Lou Herout
Community Member
2 months ago

Well at least he didn't beat around the bush... I'll see myself out.

Kjorn
Community Member
2 months ago

so… he prefer dicks?

Iron Eddy
Community Member
2 months ago

Vaginas are awesome!

Jo Ellen Washburn
Community Member
2 months ago

I had a guy tell me any man who said he enjoyed giving oral was "lying through his teeth." Buh-bye!

Max L.
Community Member
2 months ago

"Intresting, I prefer noses too."

Flibbel's Follies
Community Member
2 months ago

Must suck dying a virgin.

Bobert Robertson
Community Member
2 months ago

Not an ideal date for a cougar on the prowl

Hans
Community Member
2 months ago

Getting things straight...

Lynn Morello
Community Member
2 months ago

Who suggested that he was going to get nearly that far?

Bobbie Burgund
Community Member
2 months ago

WELL I FIND DICKS LIKE YOU "OFFPUTTING" TOO

Philly Bob Squires
Community Member
2 months ago

I see a bit of Monty Python here... "Was he gonna poke it with a stick??"

Kk C-Mcgee
Community Member
2 months ago

I. Have. Questions. 1. Does he know he is gay yet? 2. Is he still in denial that he sucks in bed and prefers to hide it by blaming all vaginas?

Steve Barker
Community Member
2 months ago

How did the conversation end up THERE!??

Melissa Dibble
Community Member
2 months ago

Had an ex who told me that learning anatomy had ruined “boobs” for him because they’re “just blobs of fat.” Yeah he was/is still very much in the closet.

Coleen
Community Member
2 months ago

I doubt there is any danger of either of those things happening to him.

Bored Silly
Community Member
2 months ago

I am still laughing at that one. Playing for the wrong team perhaps

CatWoman312
Community Member
2 months ago

Easy way to weed them out

Katie and Jared Coates
Community Member
2 months ago

Maybe his hand will be more agreeable.

Adrienne Kushner
Community Member
23 hours ago

"Straight" might be a bit of a stretch with that guy.

Ottmar Straub
Community Member
2 months ago

at least honest - not many are

Lisa Chambers
Community Member
2 months ago

I was just sitting here trying to figure out how he transitioned that into the conversation.

Tiffany Marie
Community Member
2 months ago

What is he really gay?

Orionpax75
Community Member
2 months ago

He's dumb I loveeeeeee to touch them with my mouth!! Respectably of course! ;)

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
2 months ago

Sooo... No dessert for him? Nudge Nudge, wink wink, you know what I mean..?

NoYFB
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2 months ago

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His weak masculinity probably had been damaged by an unsatisfied woman after lousy cunnilingus.

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Initial dates set a precedent for future behavior. Susan says that “If your partner takes the time and energy to plan a great date, then you know they have the capacity to invest time and energy into a relationship.” Planning a first date shows that you care and that you're invested in making a good impression. “Plan in advance. Know your partner's preferences; their likes and dislikes. Be creative. Be thoughtful. Be kind,” suggests Susan.

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Francis
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2 months ago

you did literally dodge a bullet here...

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Giovanni
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2 months ago (edited)

Immagine being a vampire who spends the nights doing their taxes instead of preying on the living

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kitty.boom
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2 months ago

You should have left him the minute he was insulting you. Excuse yourself to the powder room and never go back.

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There are many things holding us back from finding that true love. But the Singles In America survey from dating app Match showed that millennials are dating less because it’s too expensive. 20% of millennial singletons believe they need to reach a certain income level before pursuing love, and more than 30% confessed they don’t have the budget to go on a date.

One singleton told USA Today that he has stopped actively dating because “it has gotten way too expensive.” He confessed to shelling out hundreds of dollars each month on dates, and “it was a completely worthless investment.”

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JessG
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2 months ago

Sounds like a man-child

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Mac
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

How does anyone think this is even remotely okay to do? Okay yes I understand a person who is buying crack doesn’t have the best judgment.

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Agnes Jekyll
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2 months ago

Is this the same guy who asked if you swallowed or another guy? UGH.

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kurisutofu
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2 months ago

I think is time for her to review her filtering before accepting dates... so far, a kid-like strange guy, a dog kisser and a pervert ...

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Two Silly Pups
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2 months ago

Umm.. he tried or he actually did?

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Samantha Lomb
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2 months ago

that was likely his plan from the begining

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Two Silly Pups
Community Member
2 months ago

Swallow the bitter pill of disappointment, obviously

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Aaron Kara
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2 months ago

Sounds like a Joey moment

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Pamela24
Community Member
2 months ago

Nothing wrong with polyamory as long as it's consensual on all sides. This clearly wasn't the case.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 months ago

Dodged a bullet there mate.

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kitty.boom
Community Member
2 months ago

I wonder what happened next. Obviously, she refused. But did she pay for the meal or the guy just signed it anyway?! Hmm...

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 months ago

Why would you get in the car with a blind date in the first place?

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

And she actually carried on with the date (which was awful according to the rest of her twitter comments). 🤦‍♀️

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
2 months ago

Eww nothing says ‘no thanks’ faster than racism and bigotry.

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Noez 🇸🇪
Community Member
2 months ago

Arrrrgh! Don't assume every woman has a ticking biological clock!! Not every woman wants a baby!!

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MomaBear
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2 months ago

Poor bee

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
2 months ago

I would’ve got a cab or the bus. No way would I sit in a car with a bigot.

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Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
2 months ago

Oh, the exes. A classic. I spent one and a half hour listening to the family story of his ex. I was too polite to tell him to stop, but deeply annoyed. Nobody cares about your goddam ex.

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