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They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.

None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

#1

The Miracle At My House

The Miracle At My House

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Wil Vanderheijden
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's no miracle. That's an evil ghost dwelling in your house.

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    #2

    Fos

    Fos

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    Colleen Newman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is fabulous..... shining tooth and all.

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    #3

    Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos

    Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos

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    #4

    Pauline And Randy - Help Me

    Pauline And Randy - Help Me

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    #5

    Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

    Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

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    Troux
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is dressed for neither hunting nor riding.

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    #6

    The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

    The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many times a therapist has seen this album cover...

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    #7

    De Germa's - Bananenlied

    De Germa's - Bananenlied

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)

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    #8

    Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

    Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

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    Nasos Dimis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ciciolina was member of the italian goverment.

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    #9

    Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

    Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.

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    #10

    Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun

    Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun

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    #11

    Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful

    Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful

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    #12

    Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight

    Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight

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    Abbey Impson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because he is gonna scare the sh*t out of you when he comes to life and night and creeps in to your room

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    #13

    Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough

    Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough

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    Panda-monium
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I still need to stuff my feelings with food

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    #14

    Danny Boy - Twist

    Danny Boy - Twist

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, that was the time the KKK got a red sock mixed in with their hoods when doing a load of washing

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    #15

    Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On

    Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thought: Where the f*ck did my carefully designed system of evolution go wrong?

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    #16

    Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig

    Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig

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    #17

    Aaron - Miten Ois?

    Aaron - Miten Ois?

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But how do I look both masculine and romantic?"

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    #18

    Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him

    Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him

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    #19

    Catui - Irmao De Cor

    Catui - Irmao De Cor

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    #20

    Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion

    Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know Nancy is as hardcore as they get.

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    #21

    Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards

    Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch Blues band from the sixties and seventies. Great music, lousy covers.

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    #22

    Teenager-Party

    Teenager-Party

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    #23

    Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely

    Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely

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    Katherine Wilkinson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope, I have my trusty painted skull to keep me company

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    #24

    Housewives' Playtime

    Housewives' Playtime

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had an old console like this in the early 70's. TV, radio and turntable all in one.

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    #25

    Paul Pincus And His Orchestra

    Paul Pincus And His Orchestra

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this happy occasion the time he had cramp in all 4 limbs?

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    #26

    Strech Forth Thy Hand

    Strech Forth Thy Hand

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    #27

    Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune

    Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune

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    #28

    The Happy Three - Answering Your Request

    The Happy Three - Answering Your Request

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude on the right looks like he just remembered he's left a fire unattended...

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    #29

    Mallet Mischief

    Mallet Mischief

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where are the other 4? Abducted by aliens?

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    #30

    Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art

    Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art

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