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30 Worst Classic Album Art According To Vintage Everyday That Will Leave You Asking Why?””
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They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.
None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!
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The Miracle At My House
The Sounds Of Hjs Coming
De Germa's - Bananenlied
Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)
Olaf Sveen - Dance Party
4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.
Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun
Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight
because he is gonna scare the sh*t out of you when he comes to life and night and creeps in to your room
Danny Boy - Twist
Ah yes, that was the time the KKK got a red sock mixed in with their hoods when doing a load of washing
Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On
And thought: Where the f*ck did my carefully designed system of evolution go wrong?
Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him
Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards
Dutch Blues band from the sixties and seventies. Great music, lousy covers.
Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely
The Happy Three - Answering Your Request
dude on the right looks like he just remembered he's left a fire unattended...
Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art
!["Karen Complains To HR About My Body, I Uno-Reverse Her Complaint, [And Now] Everyone Hates Her"](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/coworker-complains-to-hr-about-womans-body-revenge-latest.jpg "\"Karen Complains To HR About My Body, I Uno-Reverse Her Complaint, [And Now] Everyone Hates Her\"")
Yes, but would you celebrate hitting gold by releasing an album with this cover? CID-5b7d53...d172bb.jpg
OMG - thats bad lol
Who is the artist?
He's a portuguese singer, his name is José Cid.
Zip Zap Rap...........a timeless classic from Devastatin' Dave. dave-5b7d4...299c40.jpg
No thanks, I'll pass.
C'mon, BusLady. You know you want to bust a move to The Turntable Slave (what an unfortunate subtitle)
I want to hear what a lot of these sound like.... I'm sure the music is as awful as the cover art
probablyfind some on youtube
Yes, but would you celebrate hitting gold by releasing an album with this cover? CID-5b7d53...d172bb.jpg
OMG - thats bad lol
Who is the artist?
He's a portuguese singer, his name is José Cid.
Zip Zap Rap...........a timeless classic from Devastatin' Dave. dave-5b7d4...299c40.jpg
No thanks, I'll pass.
C'mon, BusLady. You know you want to bust a move to The Turntable Slave (what an unfortunate subtitle)
I want to hear what a lot of these sound like.... I'm sure the music is as awful as the cover art
probablyfind some on youtube