They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.

None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

#1 The Miracle At My House

The Miracle At My House

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Wil Vanderheijden 5 months ago

That's no miracle. That's an evil ghost dwelling in your house.

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#2 Fos

Fos

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Colleen Newman 5 months ago

Well this is fabulous..... shining tooth and all.

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#3 Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos

Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos

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Dave the Hamster 5 months ago

Hmmmm NO NO NO NO NO NO!

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#4 Pauline And Randy - Help Me

Pauline And Randy - Help Me

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BusLady 5 months ago

Help me! I married my Grandmother!

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#5 Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

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Troux 5 months ago

She is dressed for neither hunting nor riding.

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#6 The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

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stellermatt 5 months ago

I wonder how many times a therapist has seen this album cover...

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#7 De Germa's - Bananenlied

De Germa's - Bananenlied

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Wil Vanderheijden 5 months ago

Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)

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#8 Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

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Nasos Dimis 5 months ago

Ciciolina was member of the italian goverment.

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#9 Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

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Wil Vanderheijden 5 months ago

4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.

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#10 Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun

Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun

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Whatthedeuce? 5 months ago

#metoostatue

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#11 Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful

Jimmy Scott - Fallinf In Love Is Wonderful

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Dave the Hamster 5 months ago

Looks like he poisoned the woman

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#12 Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight

Romark - Relax... You're Going To Lose Weight

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Abbey Impson 5 months ago

because he is gonna scare the sh*t out of you when he comes to life and night and creeps in to your room

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#13 Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough

Vicki Jamison - He's More Than Enough

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Maria Gorbacheva 5 months ago

If "He" is food, then I agree!

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#14 Danny Boy - Twist

Danny Boy - Twist

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Aaron Kara 5 months ago

Ah yes, that was the time the KKK got a red sock mixed in with their hoods when doing a load of washing

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#15 Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On

Ronald Coyne - When God Smiled On

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Wil Vanderheijden 5 months ago

And thought: Where the f*ck did my carefully designed system of evolution go wrong?

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#16 Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig

Craig Douglas - Cuddle Up With Craig

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birdhouse 5 months ago

That will be a very hard pass.

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#17 Aaron - Miten Ois?

Aaron - Miten Ois?

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birdhouse 5 months ago

"But how do I look both masculine and romantic?"

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#18 Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him

Holland Trio - Now Let Us Thank Him

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birdhouse 5 months ago

Oh that hair!

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#19 Catui - Irmao De Cor

Catui - Irmao De Cor

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Aaron Kara 5 months ago

The official album for derps

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#20 Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion

Nancy Harmon's - Double Portion

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birdhouse 5 months ago

You just know Nancy is as hardcore as they get.

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#21 Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards

Simple Man - Cuby+blizzards

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Wil Vanderheijden 5 months ago

Dutch Blues band from the sixties and seventies. Great music, lousy covers.

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#22 Teenager-Party

Teenager-Party

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birdhouse 5 months ago

Wow, they better settle down.

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#23 Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely

Bell - Do You Ever Get Lonely

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Katherine Wilkinson 5 months ago

nope, I have my trusty painted skull to keep me company

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#24 Housewives' Playtime

Housewives' Playtime

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BusLady 5 months ago

We had an old console like this in the early 70's. TV, radio and turntable all in one.

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#25 Paul Pincus And His Orchestra

Paul Pincus And His Orchestra

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stellermatt 5 months ago

is this happy occasion the time he had cramp in all 4 limbs?

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#26 Strech Forth Thy Hand

Strech Forth Thy Hand

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Night Owl 5 months ago

Looks like they're wearing curtains

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#27 Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune

Frank Crumit - Song Of The Prune

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stellermatt 5 months ago

song of the prune AKA a fart

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#28 The Happy Three - Answering Your Request

The Happy Three - Answering Your Request

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stellermatt 5 months ago

dude on the right looks like he just remembered he's left a fire unattended...

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#29 Mallet Mischief

Mallet Mischief

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BusLady 5 months ago

So where are the other 4? Abducted by aliens?

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#30 Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art

Worst Classic Vinyl Album Cover Art

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stellermatt 5 months ago

you can keep them

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