They will tell you that it's all about the music. If your tunes are strong, people will come! But first impressions count too, especially back in the day when these albums where released and people often made their purchases based on what looked cool in the record shop.


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None of these albums covers look cool. Surely they didn't even in the darkest days of the 70's and 80's, when fashions in clothing and facial hair were at their most questionable. These are, according to Vintage Everyday, some of the worst and creepiest examples of album cover art ever dreamed up. They are so horribly bad, they're actually good. Hilariously good! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don't forget to upvote your faves!

#1 The Miracle At My House

The Miracle At My House

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Wil Vanderheijden 1 month ago

That's no miracle. That's an evil ghost dwelling in your house.

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#2 Fos

Fos

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Colleen Newman 1 month ago

Well this is fabulous..... shining tooth and all.

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#3 Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos

Dan Lenson - Barenaked Banjos

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Dave the Hamster 1 month ago

Hmmmm NO NO NO NO NO NO!

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#4 Pauline And Randy - Help Me

Pauline And Randy - Help Me

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BusLady 1 month ago

Help me! I married my Grandmother!

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#5 Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

Dorothy - "Everybody's Mother" Goes Country

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Troux 1 month ago

She is dressed for neither hunting nor riding.

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#6 The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

The Sounds Of Hjs Coming

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stellermatt 1 month ago

I wonder how many times a therapist has seen this album cover...

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#7 De Germa's - Bananenlied

De Germa's - Bananenlied

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Wil Vanderheijden 1 month ago

Yes, we have no bananas today. ( That's the title of the song. Clearly that's a lie.)

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#8 Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

Ilona Staller - Ska Skatenati

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Nasos Dimis 1 month ago

Ciciolina was member of the italian goverment.

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#9 Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

Olaf Sveen - Dance Party

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Wil Vanderheijden 1 month ago

4 senior citizens and a wailing squeeze box. All you need for a wild dance party.

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#10 Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun

Fleming Antony - Frk. Brun

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Whatthedeuce? 1 month ago

#metoostatue

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