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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Danielle Delilah
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There has been a skater that multiple times fell of heights with no helmet on, but had nothing to his head thanks to dreads. So dont underestimate dreads.

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Mae Philippe-Levy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least he knows what he is doing - there is nothing to worry about his head (=empty) & everything to worry about his hair....

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Billy Allen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is where cultural sensitivity should stop, I've seen this to many times in manufacturing and industrial settings.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welp, the helmet is for cushioning...which his hair is already doing.... soooo....

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's racist if you tell him to put it on correctly or that his hair possess safety concerns.

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Jeremie Guerra
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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bweird2day
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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Brenda Olano
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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