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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?
It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!
We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.
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Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago
Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^
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bweird2day 7 years ago
could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.
#18
bweird2day 7 years ago
and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.
#19
Superluminal1 7 years ago
Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.
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David Bartley 7 years ago
I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."
#27
Inzane_sniper 7 years ago
Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...
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Brenda Olano 7 years ago
The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.
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