Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Is this how they give flu shots now?

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Amanda Cariker 2 years ago

Hell naw......

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GURSIMRAN SINGH 2 years ago

Fire in the HOLE!!!!

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maryhadalittlelamb 2 years ago

at least we know his hair is safe!

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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Kjorn 2 years ago

how do i go back?

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Rin Rin 2 years ago

I feel sick just looking at this

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

This could be paneful!

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bweird2day 2 years ago

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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Pornpan May 2 years ago

That's pretty creative tho.

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Oh, he's stupid!

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Lance d'Boyle 2 years ago

Hi, Honey, I'm home!

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Lorraine 2 years ago

When shipping charges are too expensive

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Cirque du Soleil here I come!

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bweird2day 2 years ago

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.

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Natasha Forchione 2 years ago

O_O

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

Jesus take the wheeeeel

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Kjorn 2 years ago

life of workers in dubai has no value has i can see

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maryhadalittlelamb 2 years ago

they may make better money performing

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The Alchemist 2 years ago

Hell, I'd be scared just walking that close to the edge.

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David Bartley 2 years ago

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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Inzane_sniper 2 years ago

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the ass)...

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Jasmine 2 years ago

HOW EVEN???

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Benny Lava 2 years ago

He doesn't want to ruin his shovel.

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Marius Micu 2 years ago

Romania...

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Kjorn 2 years ago

did he block the wheels at least?

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Brenda Olano 2 years ago

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

No one is manning the controls!

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Juan Castellucci 2 years ago

Say Hello to my Little Friend!!

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Kjorn 2 years ago

this will not prevent the roof from crushing

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Aline S. Catao 2 years ago

No one tells us how to live our lives!

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bweird2day 2 years ago

not OSHA approved.

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

that is not so dangerous...

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Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

didn't want any more kids anyway

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Kjorn 2 years ago

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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Joe Dad 2 years ago

What if the fence breaks?

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Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

upcycle, good job.

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Shauday Smith 2 years ago

WAT!?!

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bweird2day 2 years ago

well, how many forklifts would it take to.....

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GURSIMRAN SINGH 2 years ago

Yupp Let's do this!!!

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Gergana Mitseva 2 years ago

I can see the spark in his eyes

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Lyndsay B 2 years ago

This seems like a lot of work to change a lightbulb

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Juniper Leaf 2 years ago

Oh, the irony...

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Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

Hey Marv, how's it hangin?

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ADHORTATOR 2 years ago

the mighty Thor.....

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Kjorn 2 years ago

dumbass

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JuanRa Luna 2 years ago

I think these pics should be called how men trust in other men

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Avia 2 years ago

When he falls he will let out a little "wine"

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Kjorn 2 years ago

you'll die there!

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bweird2day 2 years ago

is that fire?

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Dnelle1972 2 years ago

Why is that furniture there?

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Weenie Dog Lover 2 years ago

What's with men and buckets?

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Ernesto Jaime 2 years ago

Oh yeah wheel barrel

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Jerry Mathers 2 years ago

What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.

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Aline S. Catao 2 years ago

World's strongest man latest edition

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Dan Ribarchek 2 years ago

Did this for years almost every day.never had a problem. How did you think it was done?

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Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

This is like Jenga.

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Andrew Cas 2 years ago

Should have eaten all his veges

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Kjorn 2 years ago

i saw worse

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Kjorn 2 years ago

take a picture of me! i'll show the bitch in tindr i'm a badass!

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J.B. 2 years ago

More importantly, are those Corvette's rims? On an Audi?

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Beetle Bailey 2 years ago

That is actually pretty clever.

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Kjorn 2 years ago

this is really redneck repair

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Morgane Raymond 2 years ago

Korean ajumma 😕😕... They are kinda brave tho

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Pi... 2 years ago

This is how the great masters painted the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.

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Virginia Munger 2 years ago

And they expect the customer to reach this just hate that they put things in the attic.

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Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

No worries, he can sandblast his toenails while he's at it.

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Heather Keedy Bateman 2 years ago

But at least he has his knee pads on...

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Gerry Higgins 2 years ago

Actually pretty clever

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