Sometimes, people just don’t get along for a dozen possible reasons. But sometimes the main reason is that one person is a complete jerk and disrespects the other individual.

Case in point, some women got so fed up with some men who were acting like misogynists that they just had to turn to Twitter and write jokes about them for acting that way.

Scroll down for our collection of jokes on Twitter by women who poke fun at ‘toxic’ and misogynistic guys. Upvote your fave tweets and leave us a comment with your thoughts below. Be sure to let us know which jokes you enjoyed and why.

And if you’re still hungry for some more Bored Panda content, check out our previous articles about epic tweets by women, funny tweets by women, as well as tweets that will make feminists laugh.

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little_budget Report

giovanna
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2 years ago

You're my new hero

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AmyAbroad Report

Ola Polowczyk
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2 years ago

Once a guy told me he doesn't like ripped jeans. "Well, don't wear them then" I said.

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

Three owls in raincoat? Can we friends, please?

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According to Psychology Today, there are some traits that misogynists exhibit that can let you spot them from a mile away. For example, while at first, a guy can seem “flirtatious, exciting, fun, and charismatic,” as time goes by, he may start showing extreme swings in his personality. A bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Misogynists also often make promises to women that they fail to keep and lack punctuality when they do manage to keep appointments. What’s more, Psychology Today explains that being outperformed by women professionally or socially will make misogynists feel “terrible.” 

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Colin Leetham
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2 years ago

This.

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#5

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think smart is really a requirement for a politician nowadays, if you look at Donald Trump. You just need a lot of stupid followers

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kathryn stretton
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2 years ago

I can pickle my own onions anyway.

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Hypocrisy is another trait of misogynists because they will allow their male friends and colleagues to do things that they’d criticize women for doing.

They also tend to put down women in public, steal their ideas “in professional contexts,” and even borrow money without the intention of giving it back. On dates, these ‘toxic’ guys always act the opposite of how women prefer to be treated; while in relationships they will tend to cheat on their female partners because they feel that they don’t ‘owe’ them monogamy.

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pusheen buttercup
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2 years ago

How rude to call someone that, a total stranger...

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#8

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
2 years ago

People should do this whenever they get an unwanted sexual comment.

KatJ
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm glad I read the comments, I thought it was a sexist question about interior decorating

Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago

"Nope, I've got laminate, no carpet" is what he hoped for I guess.

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Kathy Baylis
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2 years ago

Too bad his mother/girlfriend/wife/sister/daughter wasn’t within earshot at the time.

Karen Klinck
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh, definitely his mother. Baby brother, being male, could do *anything* (boys will be boys) but *this* would have got his mouth washed out with soap! At 30, in front of his wife. (Who, like me, would have helped.)

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TC
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2 years ago

Thanks to the person that translated this. And indeed, it is extremely rude.

Emma Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

My super got sacked for saying this exact thing to one of the girls on the front desk

Dora Bedpan
Community Member
2 years ago

Some people are just jerks, they don't know how to approach someone with respect. So they try a bad joke, thinking it should work, 'cause it works for the other guys. I found out about this in grade 5. A nice looking girl was being flirted by a guy who made a pun with her name and boobs. She was giggling as she was telling him to stop. So I thought, well she likes it. So I tried it on her, and she became real mad, not laughing at all. I realized my mistake: she giggled at the pun because she really liked the guy, she considered it a pleasant tease. But me, I was a stranger, uninteresting for her, and did not try to flirt with her at all. Just pushed the same bad joke. So from age 10 up to now, I've never tried to flirt with a pick up line. It doesn't work if you try someone else's tricks. Just make your own appropriate jokes. Friends accept a light teasing sometimes, but from stranger, it's annoying.

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

"IDK, does yours?"

Evripidou Maria
Community Member
2 years ago

always ask them to explain they "jokes". Makes them uncomfortable

Tessa Thompson
Community Member
2 years ago

That man was INCREDIBLY rude and crude!

Bridgit Gilmore
Community Member
2 years ago

At least he had the grace to be embarrassed.

Bonny Saxon
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd have said I don't have carpets at home, only hardwood.

Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

A friend was asked this question and without missing a beat she said, "I have hardwoods".

Orillion
Community Member
2 years ago

xkcd.com/508

Olivia Masterson
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm so old my "carpet" is all gone now.

Debbie Hall
Community Member
2 years ago

idiot

Cindy Snow
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol good for you

Donna Rakowiecki
Community Member
2 years ago

Does the carpet match the drapes is a reference to the woman's hair color and pubic hair pubic hair being the carpet had hair being the drapes rude men are such assssholes

Bill
Community Member
2 years ago

You have to not be an asshole and put in some relationship time to get the answer to that question.

Craptavaganza
Community Member
2 years ago

This is great!!!

Savage Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs
Community Member
11 months ago

do this if you get an innapropriate comment

Minha Khan
Community Member
1 year ago

I legitametly do not understand. Please explain

Collin Edward
Community Member
1 year ago

I wanna new drug...

Robert Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

How about. Are you so old, you still think there's a carpet?

Keti Ledeno
Community Member
2 years ago

Cool story bro...

Dora Bedpan
Community Member
2 years ago

I saw a 12 year old kid on tv show using the same joke on college girls. It was a hidden camera prank, and the girls were not offended but rather surprised a 12 yo tell them such sexualized jokes... he was just a kid, so they didn't HATE him or anything...

Bill
Community Member
1 year ago

The olden days of Jimmy Kimmel . The Man Show. Every episode ended with a beer chug and a segment called "Girls jumping on trampolines"

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Chris & Tania Forbes
Community Member
2 years ago

He was asking if the hair on her head is the same has the hair down below, because some people colour there hair top & bottom too match.

Bill
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe he is a socially ackward interior designet?

Kai Wendorf
Community Member
2 years ago

This is a totally random thing and I really dont get it...

Alexis DeBruyn
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2 years ago

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Bill
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2 years ago (edited)

Can you dye your pubes? I wouldn't want bleaching agents near that tender area

Warawk
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2 years ago

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HE NEVER SAID THAT

Renee Gauthier
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2 years ago

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Or just say, "Why are you talking to me about the color of the hair on my vagina?" I don't know why, but "nice" men who have no problem talking about carpets & drapes & pu**ies seem to cringe at the appropriate terminology of vagina.

Thomas Turnbull
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2 years ago

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can't see any problem with this?

John C
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2 years ago

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You want to buy WHAT feeling as a drug, exactly? Surely the man should be condemned and made to realize how much of an insufferable bunghole he is, but you lost me when you seemed to revel in it. Not sure you kept the moral high ground on this one.

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
2 years ago

Turning the tables on an asshole. The feeling of embarrassing someone who was trying to embarrass you. Quit trying to be disingenuous. You suck at it.

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Thedarksideofme
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2 years ago

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You are not much better person if you literally enjoy someone's embarrassment and shaming, you should be better them them him.

Full Name
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2 years ago

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He was probably awkward because he thought you really were the complete moron you pretended to be so it became awkward for him. This wasn't necessarily a gotcha moment.

Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

That's even worse, that he wasn't even awkward because of his gross sexual question that he has no business asking

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Jeff Requier
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2 years ago

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The right answer is no because you shave or wax.

M DR
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2 years ago

You shave and wax? Interesting.

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Kathy Baylis
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2 years ago (edited)

I had one instructor in college that was like this. I’d make a point, with backup, and he’d just pass over it and ask if anyone else had anything to say. Nearly every time, some guy would repeat what I had said a few minutes before—-often verbatim—-and suddenly the instructor’s treating him like he’s a fucking genius making an original point! It got predictable to the point where I’d warn the people sitting around me to watch for it to happen. Quite often they’d call both the instructor and the repeater out and say that I had already said the same thing, and I loved them for it. He hated that. I do not miss his classes.

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Pamela24
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2 years ago

I'm so annoyed that periods are still fairly tabu even in the western society. Why? Almost half of the population in a fairly wide age group goes through them each month. It really shouldn't be such a big deal.

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Pranav Joshi
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2 years ago

This is apt for India. As a society we have failed the women here.

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Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

I had a partner that was super conscious of asking all the time. It was really sweet and empowering and but it did make me laugh sometimes as I was often the one who initiated... I'm like yea, I'm pretty sure I'm okay with me jumping you. Miss him.

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Susan
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2 years ago

:) Yeah.

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#14

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

I've taken that advice and it seems to be working well for me and my girlfriend

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athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

i feel that italian girl on a spiritual level

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S.
Community Member
2 years ago

1. Outfits with human-hand-sized pockets . . .

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Pumbaa
Community Member
2 years ago

Saying a whole sex is trash is just as stupid.

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Kathleen Barlow
Community Member
2 years ago

The other post that just got deleted said that the doctor was 'obviously a man'. I'd say that's sexist towards women. Perhaps it wasn't Bored Panda that deleted it. Perhaps that posted it realised he was actually the same type of man that this entire article is about and deleted it himself out of embarrassment?

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Kelly Hartle
Community Member
2 years ago

And as I'm going about the house getting things done, my husband hollers out from his easy chair, "Honey, could you do me a favor?"

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
2 years ago

He's not smart enough to do taxes...

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#21

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

"Men not knowing how things work be deciding that women are evil and must be punished" is such a good description of both of these phenomenon. If a woman should be convincted because of an abortion, then a man should be convicted every time he accidentally impregnates a woman who doesn't want to be pregnant. It takes two to tango.

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giovanna
Community Member
2 years ago

Please tell me there is no such thing as doritos for men. How insecure must a guy feel about his masculinity to her himself Doritoa for men?

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Pamela24
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Oh yes, the classic "beautiful but doesn't know it". Such a terrifying idea that a woman might be happy about her own appearance.

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#24

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wernerspenguin Report

Soupcat
Community Member
2 years ago

Ive worked in automotive repair my whole life and found that women ask more questions and listen to the answers way more than men do. Its stupid how many men feel like admitting they dont know something means they are somehow less of a man. Sucks that women get the fallout of both idiots/misogynist and guys who are too insecure to let a woman help them

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MiseryVulture Report

Raluca Neacsu
Community Member
2 years ago

i actually sang that LOL

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S.
Community Member
2 years ago

Every cliche romance disguised as dystopian fiction be like:

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Bettina Jansen
Community Member
2 years ago

Who doesn't own bedsheets ?

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giovanna
Community Member
2 years ago

A guy once told me, trying to sound progressive, "I agree that women should be allowed to work". Well thanks for your opinion dear, I was dying to hear it.

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living_marble Report

Sarah Kate Lamming
Community Member
2 years ago

These are the sort of threats most of us would really like to be carried out; rather than women being threatened with rape because they stand up for something they believe in. Or being threatened because they turn down a mans unwanted advances...

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#30

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solomongeorgio Report

Colin Leetham
Community Member
2 years ago

I loved watching men melting down after that commercial.

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#31

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G3MINIF33D Report

Giovanni
Community Member
2 years ago

Emotionally abusive women are as common as men, we shouldn't dismiss the victims based on gender

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LeaKetchum Report

Pamela24
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2 years ago

Looks like you missed a true gem.

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#33

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Dora Bedpan
Community Member
2 years ago

He just didn't want to hurt you in your face!

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Emerald Joanna
Community Member
2 years ago

I would still teach my daughter the importance of having more self worth than having sex with a baby dicked boy who drives a Honda...

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

Creepy

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Hendra Lim
Community Member
2 years ago

as for me, both of me and the one in front me moved away to the same direction so we are still blocked, moved away again, both in the same direction again, and awkwardness ensues

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desert29rat
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2 years ago

Hahahahahaha *snort*

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#38

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Ruby
Community Member
2 years ago

Before social media I had a guy try to talk me up in a bar for some time when he realized his 'hard work' wasn't going anywhere he screamed: you're just a dumb blond with big t*ts! And stormed off. For some reason it still makes me smile.

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#39

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Lemon Garnished Potato
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

A lot of females do. I mean, not because of a stereotype, but for things like the fact that a lot of people enjoy cooking or,,, basic survival. Men also cook. It's not just a female thing, thank you for coming to my ted talk/ramble and good night. Edit: I noticed a debate in the reply section, no I did not say females because of military service and no it is definitely not an incel thing. I said it because I'm an awkward teenager who doesn't know how to word things without getting anxious I just offended someone. So sorry about that.

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giovanna
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2 years ago

Agree

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