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“Sandra is really moody today; she must be on her rags.” These kind of comments are still really common, and not very helpful. The stereotypes about a woman being guided solely by her raging hormones - unable to regulate her own behavior and a bit 'crazy' at certain times of the month - have long been used as an excuse to denigrate women in general and are scientifically well off the mark.

However, hormone balances do play a role in our behavior. According to a Guardian interview with evolutionary scientist Martie Haselton, “Our hormones don’t make us crazy, they don’t make us irrational. They nudge us.” That nudge can lead to some pretty unreasonable ideas, as many women themselves are quite happy to admit!

Twitter user "Twinks" decided to share her story recently and asked others to do the same. “What completely irrational things you have done while being under the influence of hormones?” The responses are both painfully relatable and rather funny.

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Janine B.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for Fred. :)

Louise Brigance
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will be forgiven any trespass while under the influence simply due to Fred!!

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glowworm2
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for helping Fred.

Id row
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a happy ending for Fred at least.

Batwench
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Donkey’s rock. When I win lottery jackpot I am opening up a Donkey Sanctuary in memory of my dad who also loved them.

Marianne Grann
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sure that Fred will live forever!😂

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Hormonal by Martie Haselton is an in-depth book about women’s hormones and their effects. Continuing with her interview in the Guardian, she says that everybody is hormonal, and it all comes down to one primary urge. "It makes perfect sense that our biology is designed this way," she says.

"Hormones are signals generated by our brains and glands associated with reproduction in our bodies. The bottom line of evolution is reproduction. We may choose not to reproduce now, and we may have control over that now, but there were millennia where that was the dictating force behind the design of our brains and bodies."

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    Sasy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "he ate my biscuit" is the next excuse line for all things.

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did something similar. I had my box of Thin Mint cookies in the freezer for a day when I REALLY needed them. The day came, I poured a big glass of milk, reached in the freezer and pulled out an EMPTY BOX. I marched into the living room and threw the box at him. When it hit him on the head, he was about to start yelling at me then he realized what he had been hit with an knew that he better keep his mouth shut if he wanted to live!

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep his mouth shut AND get up and go buy you a new box of Thin Mints ASAP!

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    Milda Mockūnaitė
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is serious. It's so disrespectful to eat your partner's food. Some people could kill for this. Not me but some other people...

    Lilli
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I'm dying over here!! "He ate my biscuit" I can't

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but that would make me feel all warm and stabby, too. If I was looking forward to something after a very bad day and someone ate it, I'd lose my mind.

    Cassie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke a glass cabinet door because somebody ate my Cadbury Creme Egg that I had saved for later. They were only available in the spring and I had carefully saved this thing for that moment when I couldn't buy one but wanted one. By the time I really, really wanted it and found out it was gone, they were out of season and no longer available in stores. I screamed and slammed the cabinet door and then got even more mad that I had broken the glass, so just slapped some duct tape on it and never did get it fixed.

    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I feel the same about Cadbury Creme Eggs! And have done the same thing! My husband thinks they are absolutely disgusting but needed a sugar fix one day so he ate all five I had hidden in the fridge in one sitting. I saw the foils in the trash and ... Well let's just leave it at he slept in the guest room for two weeks and makes a point of going to the UK specialty foods shop near his office to get me "real" Cadbury eggs every year when they are in season (so much better than the US ones).

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    Pernille Dyre
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would and have done the same. Not about hormones. 😂🤬

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a selfish pig. She was really looking forward to her cookie. Unacceptable!

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    PAN-cake ;)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've been hella embarrassed

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man, to be used as a cautionary tale would be mortifying.

    ilikeplants
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stop laughing. This is amazing!! ;D

    JDawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's amazing...take a bow girl...you killed it !!!!

    KT Trondsen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL you're literally such a horrid customer, they use you as their national training call ROFLMAO!

    Gordon Hopper
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could give you more upvotes!

    SH Kaiser
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny and ironically probably the only time you lost your sh....., but you live on!

    Marianne Grann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waauw! - this will learn future generations how to handle PMS over the phone. You must be SO proud, you really mattered!

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    When asked about the previous ignorance about the impact of hormones on women, Martie said the controlled scientific standards were partly to blame.

    "One reason is that scientists were content for many decades with studying the male as the default sex, and that was in part because women had cycles that made them messy," she explained. "If you are doing a scientific experiment, you don’t want noise, you don’t want variation, you want everything to be strictly controlled.

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    Meike Henneman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think this is purely hormonal though

    Liesa Yopp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah i see this more as the straw that broke the camels back. I bet that was far from the first time that a request for help got ignored.

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    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only washed the dirty clothes that were in the hamper. It took several weeks, but my new husband finally learned that I was not going to pick up his dirty clothes from the bathroom, the bedroom, and the living room floor. I was also not going to go searching all over the house, underneath bed, chair, and couch, looking for his discarded socks.

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine used to refuse to straighten out his socks, and left them all balled up, before putting them in the hamper. Anyone who does laundry knows they don’t get completely clean or dry when they’re like that. When we were first married, I’d straighten them out, but realized quickly what a chore it was, stopped doing it, and started washing and drying them in the same state they were in when put in the hamper. Needless to say, after a few weeks of finding balled up socks in his sock drawer that were still damp and dirty in their inner cores, he put two and two together and started not only straightening out his laundry, but also sharing the laundry chores 50-50. Self-preservation (e.g. having dry, clean socks) is a great motivator of change.

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    Monica Michelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of these stories that are more reaction to a bad partner than hormonal

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to drop the teacups and the glasses when he was "helping" doing the dishes. It went on until my mother forced him to go and buy new ones instead of letting him off the hook. He kept fumbling but somehow always managed to catch them in the air after spending all that money. It works.

    Tom Grosman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably would have been even more satisfying and cheaper to keep the dishes and toss the husband through the imdow.

    comboplush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hormones + less than ideal partnership = drastic measures

    miten sasmita
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not entirely wrong. She's done so much while in pain and the slob of a husband wouldn't do a single thing. If I were her I would cook ramen only for 3 days straight and refuse to put effort on cooking.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, it never even occurred to me that a fart goal was to actually scare someone. I've been under-performing all this time. Even my epic farts don't rate compared to that. I resolve to try harder!

    Lizard Queen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful, now. Look up Tammy Pescatelli's skit "I gambled, and I lost."

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    Cassie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once farted loudly in a checkout line because I'd been startled. Does that count? I pretended it didn't happen, but I felt pretty badly for the people behind me.

    Patti
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny. This literally made me laugh out loud

    Iza Yusop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol.. Yeah, i need the sound comparison.. how loud it is exactly..

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    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His mistake was laughing about it. He should consider himself very, very lucky to still be alive.

    Chloe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣😂😭🤣😭😭😂😅

    Ralph Spooner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful of "vicious" circle rants. You KNOW there are over-the-counter things he can take for that, right?

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    Some examples of hormones acting up include the odours of attraction when a woman is ovulating. “Samples of tampons collected near ovulation were rated as more attractive then samples collected during any other point in the cycle,” Haselton writes, noting that many animals emit attractive odours to beckon mates when fertile.

    Haselton also debunks the myth about menstrual cycles 'synching' when women live together. "The reason that it’s so easy to think that menstrual synchrony exists in humans is because “normal” cycles among a group of women can easily overlap – and appear to converge,” she explains.

    Check out Haselton's book for more fascinating information about this important, but misunderstood topic, and enjoy the rest of the stories!

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    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I and the bus driver spent couple of minutes wondering why my bus travel card did not work. Then I realized that it was a bonus card for one shop. It was exactly same color as the bus travel card so the bus driver also failed to see what was problem with the card. :D

    Koni Royval
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on now--- I tried to use my Sears/MC instead of my Chase bank card--denied wrong pin. Same shade of blue. I am 66--. Mistakes happen--and YES I did panic--we had our Id hijacked several years ago. I do get nervous over this.

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    Kathleen Barlow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I witnessed my mother attempt to pay for something with her Boots Advantage card once and get more and more irate that the payment wasn't going though. I did point it out to her in the end...after I stopped laughing.

    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesco - once again ruining everything for everybody.

    Janine B.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil machine. Shame on you.

    Wieke Pauline
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im 30 weeks pregnant and Im living this state right now.

    Koni Royval
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While my daughter worked full time up until the day before she went into labor. She is a regional director for a corporation that manages apartments. The "Home Unit" is 880 apartments. 2 & 3 bdrms w 2 baths and laundry rooms. Also have corporate suites 3 pools,club house (2) along with a building set up as a training center. At minimum has 1700 residents. Just this unit. Plus all the staff,maintenance,marketing,training issues. This she does for an entire region PLUS handles all legal issues. Woman are NOT weak minded-driven insane by hormones,nor made USELESS by them. We never have been,nor shall we ever been. This foolishness-belies the FACT that woman such as myself,my daughter,sisters (One of whom is a Professor at UCLA) have done fantastic withe hormones that makes us female. Perhaps those that have such problems--should see another type of professional. For in all honesty,MY only problem--was CRAMPS, not crazy. If men behaved in any such manner-they would have the police called

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    Irishgal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 i lol'd so hard at this! This kinda stuff is just normal to me, should i blame hormones??😂

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    Alexandra Davis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best selling cheese in the UK. I don't eat cheese but apparently most of the cheese eating UK population eat this exact cheese!

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    Astrowhale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DIY tutorial on how to get what ya want

    Koni Royval
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet if a MAN does the same--he is somehow a jerk. This is wrong on way too many levels.

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can relate and im not even pregnant :D once appropriated chocolate from other person while on PMS and was super proud of myself :D

    Karen Wilkins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has made me irrationally sad for the person who got home to find they had no cheese :(

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been pregnant, I would gladly sacrifice the last of anything for a pregnant lady who NEEDED it. I've been there, friend...

    Max L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely impressive determination, rare to find.

    Loki C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened worn me, but it was a jar of pickled herring.

    Non-New-Toni-An
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never tried that!! I'm certain I wouldn't like it but wud like to tick it off the list anyway!

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    Laura Zappenduster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have eaten the whole cake on my own :P

    Jonathon Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dead cheesecake is a tragedy, but a legit response when someone complains about a favour you're doing them.

    hobbitly
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    How can you say its a legit response if you dont know the whole story? Maybe it was his birthday and she promised to have the cake there on time before the party started and she was late cause she wanted to watch tv instead. Then it would be understandable for him to complain cause she didnt keep her promise. Better not to judge if you only hear one side of the story.

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    Ale_Vidal23
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine driving behind a car and out of nowhere a cheesecake flies out of the window. i'd lose it completely

    Random Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not undeserved. Shame for the wasted cheesecake though, OP should have eaten it right then and there.

    Azure Adams
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's legit. Would have done that regardless of hormones. Get your own f*****g cheesecake, whiny b***h boy.

    Alison Burgess
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like maybe his hormones were out of whack!

    Kasandra Maidmentt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Normal behaviour. People need to learn respect.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another justifiable one.

    Abigail Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not hormones, that's justice.

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    BC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is justified.

    Dorothea
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is yhe shittiest thing that a man could say after coming home to his woman and baby. Should have thrown him, out of the window.

    Luke Oakridge
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    Having a baby doesn't take up all your time. The baby often naps. Why is it considered so wrong to ask her to help out around the house in her down time? The husband is working the entire time while he is gone.

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    Chris Mugea
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has nothing to do with hormones, he genuinely is a twat.

    Perry Swift
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things like this don't fit into the category of "irrational things done under hormones influence"!

    Random Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have thrown the whole husband out.

    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure she did based on the fact that it says "his dad" and not "my husband" :)

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    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My now ex-husband was very jealous of all the "attention" that the baby got. He also wondered why the house wasn't pristine, and hot supper wasn't on the table. He announced divorce, Baby and I left, and he certainly wasn't able to cook and clean on his own! ["It's a lot harder than it looks!" he exclaimed after two months on his own and one night with his 8 month old baby.]

    DotC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad, an other wise smart guy, went from his moms house to the Navy to marrying my mom and her doing all the house stuff. When he cheated and left my mom for a girl my age, and they had a fight, he went back to my moms house because he was useless on his own. Manipulative prick.

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    Frieder Leimenstoll
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn´t hormones, this is living with an a*****e.

    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I'm not seeing anything particularly irrational here. I hope your aim was true.

    Monica Michelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I don't think that's hormonal so much as dealing with an a*s

    JDawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First off... he's an a*****e With that said if he should ever be THAT stupid again just go into the bedroom get dressed...get ur bag & go out for a glass of wine or go do whatever it is that makes you feel good. Be sure not to go home until after the babies bedtime. Oh & the next time you do his laundry shrink his favorite pants & before he puts them on ask him if he's put on any weight lately. Hehee

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with my cats you need to have tough skin...they can give one mean looks

    Bored Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a cat that looks like it hates everything so I understand you. :)

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    Aria FAFAT
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is my reaction to literally every other human on the planet...

    Brandy Grote
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But women generally don't use tampons when they ovulate, about 10 days prior to their periods....

    Abigail Ortega
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real b***h hates you? How bad is your husband's lover?

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    OnlyMyOpinion
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I was making angel delight to sooth my mood. The beaters splashed mousse all over the wall. So in rage I threw the whole bowl of angel D at the wall and across the work to, then sat on the kitchen floor sobbing in utter despair. Felt like my world had ended.

    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the prawns? Were they crying too or were they laughing at you like the sociopathic little bastards that they are?

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p. Hormone level 99.

    Jo Skotnicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly pissed myself laughing at this one.

    Abigail Ortega
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were for you, you'd spare the time to enjoy YOURS.

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    I'm A Lazy Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially considering how bulky your average TV was in 1997.

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    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't work today with everyone having multiple TVs, PCs, Tablets and Smartphones in the house

    Elsker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Update to nowadays: take the internetrouter:)

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    Ralph Spooner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, my wife would have shut the power off in the whole house. And at the meter. LOL

    Jo Davies
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was actually giving birth toy daughter during the funeral. They pushed a TV into the delivery room. Then there were complications and I was super upset that I had to go to theatre because there was no TV there!

    Tarryn Louise
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now days we would have to take all 4 TVs, computer, laptop, tablets, phones.. basically need a moving van to achieve this!!

    Paul Dixon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just sad. Why would you go shopping when wanting to pay respect to a loved princess.

    earringnut
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless his name was Henry or William this was totally justifiable.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just badass. Love it.

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    MeggersTheFox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being vegetarian is difficult normally, never mind with raging hormones. Girl, if you want chicken, you deserve it!

    Beau Haven
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides, it wasn't you who wanted the chicken, it was baby, and, baby was NOT (at least at that time) a vegetarian.

    Natasha Forchione
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds of phoebe in friends when she had craving for meat while pregnant

    Susanna Vesna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else need proof, that humans NEED meat?!

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman also get cravings for chalk and charcoal, does anyone else need proof that humans NEED to eat chalk and charcoal?

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    Tarryn Louise
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your baby was clearly NOT a vegetarian lol

    PAN-cake ;)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im vegetarian with the occasional meat cravings. Last week i wanted a McDonald's cheese burger and wanted to quit but the next morning i didnt want meat so i was confused

    Thomas Turnbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that chicken tasted so good

    Daric Apai (Darquestar1)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your body told you what it wanted and needed for your baby. Good mama. *hands you a thigh*

    Ralph Spooner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have left burned rubber streaks out of my driveway and down the street on the way to the local KFC, all the while calling said KFC on my cell to order the chicken.

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    Aria FAFAT
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'nobby' is my new favorite word now

    Coral Collins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobby was my Mum's nickname. I lost her in April. 😭 Seeing this made me smile.

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    Isle_of_stressed_pilots
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in my family hates that part lol. When making sandwiches, we grab any part EXCEPT the ending of the loaf.

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother told me that if I eat the crust, including the end of the loaf, it would make my hair curly. I already had curly, frizzy hair. I avoided the end pieces for years!

    Missy Barton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma told me the same thing, and with my stick straight hair, I ate all the damn crusts I could.

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    Eunice Probert
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I take turns, one has the bottom crust, the other has the top one. No need to argue.

    Non-New-Toni-An
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first time I ever in my life heard of anyone actively WANTING to eat the crust. All my life, the crust gets left and either thrown away or eaten reluctantly. I should just keep all my crusts in the freezer and post them to you!!

    PAN-cake ;)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone i know hates that word. We call the nobby the heel of the bread.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was going to be a fight over the non-crust piece. I don't think anyone eats the end piece in the US. But we don't throw it out, either. We reach under it for the good pieces until both crusts meet at the end. Then we throw it out. And we mock cats for their logic, lol.

    PAN-cake ;)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my family too. Sometimes we give it to the birds and sometimes when we are broke we eat it cuz its the last time we wil have bread in a few weeks.

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    Tarah G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it the "Butt" and no one in my house want it

    Guido Pisano
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never argue with a woman. She wants it? Then leavevit to her it's safer...

    PAN-cake ;)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha i try to calm my temper cuz i dont like being yelled at and my mind is over empathetic

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    devi L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doggo wins. Could've split the butt in half lol but it's better dog solved it all

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    Jonathon Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You win the irrational Olympics. This is adorable.

    Jo Skotnicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my friend was pregnant, she saw a blue onesie at Kohl’s or something, and she hated that shade SO much that she burst into hysterical rage tears. I literally had to get up, drag her a*s AWAY from the onesie, and console her while this poor attendant looked at us in confused horror.

    Amy Pattie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh this is adorable and my favourite.

    Gordon Hopper
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the grapes are feeling happier now.....

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    Lily Grace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was high once & couldn't think of the word "Skylight" so I said "ceiling window" instead. LPL hey if the point is gotten across who cares LOL

    Jacob Frantz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a good replacement It is a ceiling window, isn't it?

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    Non-New-Toni-An
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently uttered the term 'nut container' at a bbq, meaning tray of nuts. It made us all laugh!!

    OnlyMyOpinion
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hormones have a lot to answer. This is cute. Bless you. X

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have word disassociation problems also, i like that term

    Bridgit Gilmore
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once forgot the word for 'pajama' bottoms. to this day I call them 'butt covers'. LOL.

    Gordon Hopper
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is the other section the "freeze cupboard" or the "really, really cold cupboard?

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    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you go home with the kit-kat?

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a breakdown because someone ate my Twix bar. I must have been worse than I thought because when I came in the next day, I had about a dozen Twix bars on my desk.

    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable. Kit-Kats are friggin delicious

    Ale_Vidal23
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was the point where you would have to ask a professional employee to help you by competently kick the machine until it falls down.

    devi L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I want to hear the rest of this story

    Neon_Sketch_Art
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does not simply not cry over Kit-Kats...

    PAN-cake ;)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One cries if it gets stuck in the vending machine

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    Dani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this ended with her saying "There's cereal in the pantry."

    Guido Pisano
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When husban you learn to eat and shut the f* up

    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he never complained again.

    Annamay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this with a leg of lamb dinner. Wrapped it all up in the tablecloth, dishes, cutlery, veggies, rolls and tossed it out into the yard.

    Hurrem Haseki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's going on with the male partners in this thread? Why so many a*s*oles?

    Randomcthulu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've been tempted to cut the chicken up and serve it to him every night for a week

    criminalgirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that, no hormone problems in sight. What do men think when they point out stuff like this? Oh sorry, that's right they don't.

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    Doober
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here

    E FourOFour
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you know she ain't f*cking around

    MRaina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you guys look like fun :)

    Paul Dixon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hormonal or not...this is just wrong.

    Bron
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knocked the plate out of his hands, she didn't hit him.

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    Paul Garlick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there so many people striking other people in this list?

    Suzanne Clark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to say it but what with him being a guy, he probably ate it off the floor. Honest, I've seen that happen.

    SH Kaiser
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of husband does this?

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    Laura Zappenduster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of them? That´s hilarious and eeeevil as hell ^^

    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thanks to you and the poster. I needed hat good laugh you two just gave me.

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    Martti Laurson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was that the reason he is your ex now?

    PAN-cake ;)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my stool kept falling on my toe and i shoved it in the trash can.

    Trudi Hunter
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My not at that time ex came home drunk.passed out cold across the bed. I removed his boots and painted his toenails bright red. I had dyed my hair that day and there was just a bit of Roma Brown left in the bottle. I got it out of the trash carefully slipped his jeans and underwear down and turned his very blonde short and curlies dark brown then carefully pulled pants up. Put his socks and boots back on and tied his boot laces together. Then I left.got in my car and drive to a girlfriend's house. Called the house at 6am and hung up when he answered cussing and growling like a bear. I didn't say a word. He evidently went and got drunk again after work ( Yes he went!) . Got in a bar fight went to jail. Had to change into jumpsuit and sandals....poor guy was popular in jail!

    Janice Seagraves
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard worse. A cheating husband crotch got cut out of all his pants.

    Sally Hudd
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. I cut the bristles off his toothbrush.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he made that discovery, lol.

    Kwj
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard at this, that it made me cry at work.. That's genious!

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    Nini Meow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thoughts eat me up too...

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a good expression in Swedish for what you were doing. It is called "to paint the devil on the wall" when everything is fine but you yourself concentrate on the worst that could possibly happen.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about similar expressions in other languages?

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    Chloe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if the dog is dead the vet ain't gonna be a lot of help... Probs. Unless we're talking Helivets.

    Maysa Niyazova
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god. worst thought ever. :( so sad.

    PAN-cake ;)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some sad advice i have. When my cat died (okay dont do this part) i was 11 and ran into my moms room and screamed "BEAR DIED!" and my dad picked him up in a towel and we apl started sobbing. I was forced to go to school while my parents took him to the vet to get cremated. Ever since i have been diagnosed with severe depression.

    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please get some grief counseling. You need to be able to cope better with life’s inevitable sorrows as well as it’s good events.

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    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm not the only one who tears up thinking about that.

    devi L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my sister was eating Chinese food and a sandwich and the dog was near her looking at her and she thought of his death and started crying

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    TheKnightOwl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIL's can be difficult, but I'm not sure assault is the answer. Being hormonal doesn't excuse behaviour like that.

    Vicky Zar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could be brave enough to do ... well anything substantial about my MIL

    Paul K. Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't you have saved a lot of effort and just stabbed her with a kitchen knife before kicking her out? I do understand that in the heat of the moment people aren't always thinking clearly so don't react appropriately at the time. Try to keep the knives in mind for next time though.

    Linda Pinto
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People (especially MIL’s) who visit new moms to criticism and not help deserve to be thrown out and treated like this, just not killed. I would stop short of murder, usually.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people you mess with, some people you don't.

    Barbara Vandewalle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how I wanted to do this to my MIL, more than once. She was the second verse of MOMMY DEAREST

    Jan Smith
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU. ARE. MY. HERO. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Hannyyy
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so annoyed at my ex gf once that I grabbed my best friend, paid for us both to get on the next plane to Amsterdam and stayed there for 2 days. She still doesnt know to this day. Oops.

    Susan Gardner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she didn't know, what was the point lol

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    Missy Barton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been so angry I drove to another state. I don't want to know how angry I'd have to be to fly to an entirely different country.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temper Temper (bet you had a great time)

    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how far op flew? From Canada? From like Japan?

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    Ale_Vidal23
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my gf hit me the last morning after she had a bad dream about me cheating. what a nice wake up

    RottieRebel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman who has done this, I apologise. To be fair it felt so real I woke up crying.

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    Thomas Turnbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife once shouted at me one morning because I had annoyed her in a dream.

    MRaina
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so close to home :) I have already divided our stuff in my mind, i have a fool proof plan ready to be executed on the drop of hat

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    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have skates there's nothing better.

    Bron
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A company had cut a big trench through my street so I had to drive through it several times a day. Yesterday, the finally filled it in. It was such a good job, you couldn't feel the difference between the start and finish (about 2 foot wide). I can understand the crying :D

    Oathbraker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the feeling. It usually happens when we go offroad for a few hours and finally reach that sweet, smooth asphalt.

    Lucy Shupe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand, I love driving down that smooth road. Makes me smile, though I’m not sure I’d cry.

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    SacredPistachio
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant help but imagine the utter confusion the guy felt...

    Tarryn Louise
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA I FUCKIGN DID THIS TO MY SON TOO!!He was 15... and I took it back a hour later... Pregnancy!!! I swear to god.

    Pavlina G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I can see this. Teenagers. Ugh.

    Sue Prewitt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one made me laugh (sorry?)

    Kristi Tucker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him to start learning early about hormones.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you apologized and un-grounded him once your sanity was restored.

    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way that I could have gotten away with that. I occasionally resurrect dead people when I get attacked by an urge to sneeze ... to general acclaim by people around me.

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    Susan Gardner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would cry for the dog, but really NO DOGS deserve to be called ugly :(

    TrashPandaru
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, they don't understand most words. Pretty sure they won't be upset.

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    Panda Kicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was an first trimester, looked at falling leaves at autumn. One leaft was blown away and ended up all alone on a roof. I cried my eyes out for the poor little one. 😂

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it only happened because he was incredibly obtuse, and not because he was being an asshat.

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    E FourOFour
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been my ex wife -Also known as The Killer of Dreams

    Clair Gervais
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading these, it's a wonder anybody is still married during child bearing years!!

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    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only washed the dirty clothes that were in the hamper. It took several weeks, but my new husband finally learned that I was not going to pick up his dirty clothes from the bathroom, the bedroom, and the living room floor. I was also not going to go searching all over the house, underneath bed, chair, and couch, looking for his discarded socks.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wash my husbands clothing anymore. I'm not his servant or his employee.

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    Josie Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao! "Threw the f****r again"

    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbor's window must have been closed. Otherwise the pizza would have flown into her kitchen.

    Martata
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm crying right now this one is too funny

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    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could see the store employee when they opened the box.

    Roman Hans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the women here probably want patience, but some need serious drugs. This story sounds like retail fraud.

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in retail. We would totally take that as a return. This in no way meets the definition of fraud.

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    Shadow Hexus
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same but threw them over next doors fence. My partner at the time had to go ask realy nicely to the neighbour to ask for them back. XD

    Ronel du Plessis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have thrown dining table chairs out the front door for the same reason!

    Cynthia Fox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this without being hormonal!

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    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanted their little vacuum cleaner friend that cleaned up everything.

    Jack Dorian myers
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teletubbies is very gripping and emotional

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    SacredPistachio
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like i'd do that anyway... i love my dog and would want to comfort them.

    Kimberly Irving
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say you're completely justified there! That's your fur baby!

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show the next hoover what happened to the last one. It will behave better.

    Larinka Jong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who's first language isnt english nor amercan, i didnt know what a hoover was. I was terrified.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like kids they misbehave when kept on too short a leash... just sayin'.

    SacredPistachio
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of someons curb stompong a hoover...

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    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg-i lived a short time with someone who is OBSESSED with a perfect carpet and would vacuum MULTIPLE TIMES EVERY DAY if someone made just a few prints! W E I R D O

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    Lily Langtry
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally understandable reaction, Sminky Pinky.

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a similar situation for my dad. I started my periods at 13 around the same time as my mother was going through the menopause. My older brother and sister had left home and my dad was stuck alone with two VERY hormonal females in the house . No wonder he spent so much time down the pub.☺

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you came back with chocolate and Midol.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're pregnant wife wants watermelon, time of day and your attire are irrelevant details. You go get her watermelon.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why shorty after puberty, my father pulled me aside and said, "Son, this won't make sense now, but one day you'll thank me for this. ALWAYS have an emergency watermelon on hand. You'll end up throwing most of them out when they spoil, but one day one will save your life!"

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. The traditional rite of passage for anyone with a pregnant wife since time immemorial. I’m pretty sure, when a cavewife was pregnant and craved a T Rex drumstick, that she made her cavehusband get up, go out and kill a T Rex, build a fire, cook the drumstick, and bring it to her, even though by then she was probably fast asleep and not waking up for anything.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is anyway absolutely correct dresscode for 20:00--07:00 Tesco visits. You'd stick out if dressed as a civilian.

    Pam
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In NY we have 24 hr 7-11's and my brother in law was in there at ALL HOURS buying my sister lemonade slurpees with her first pregnancy. If you value your life, you go!

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm lucky that I have no idea who Chris Martin is.

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    Lisa Oberling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, mines not funny but it made me realize how powerful hormones can be. After I had my first child I couldn't get ahold of my parents. I was sure that something horrible had happened to them. I called the police and made my husband drive to their house. I was so scared. They were fine just having phone issues. I've never panicked like that before or after that. Also I had a halucinattion of a Whataburger cup floating in my room.

    FleurTangClan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that advert, it was traumatic!

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the baby likes müller rice

    #52

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    #53

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    Abhinav Singh Panwar
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, that’s the problem. People assume that the other half is the husband and everybody starts to label him abusive and controlling while literally every other story sounds similar or even worse but people are okay and are even applauding their actions. Double standards?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the other half is a woman. Male or female, the poster tried to respond with a little humor. It did not go over well. The real test is how does that story stand up over time? Does the other half tell it to show how horrible her partner is, or does she tell it as a funny anecdote about herself?

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, my Husband would LOVE that. He's a big Christmas freak, doesn't matter what time of year. Yesterday saw christmas themed cakes in the store and on the back was a "post card from Santa" talking about his vacation and He'd be back in time for Christmas etc. My husband works out 6 days a week and RARELY eats sweets, he literally almost bought them just because they were Christmas themed. Lol

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we still frequently use our snowman sheets every/all year

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any reason the other half couldn't do that himself, so much so he yelled at her for it?

    Emerald Joanna
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    6 years ago

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    This sounds like the husband is a bit controlling...

    la rana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, i believe in this case, it's the wife who's the other half...

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math was the winner here. If you cook three casseroles and smash two on the floor, how much do you have?

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, this, THIS is the type of word problem we need in math class. So much better than the train going to Chicago

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    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are blessed that he understood it was the chemicals affecting you, not your true personality.

    Jack Dorian myers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I wouldve gone to a pub for the night if my wife did this to me

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    beelewis1 Report

    Jordan W.
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little too much? I don't know. maybe ? I don't know

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    #61

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    Csilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...always right behind yooou....

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    Beau Haven
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chucked an absolute screaming wobbler" is now and forevermore my new favorite description of a tantrum.

    Carol Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother always hangs the washing out wrong and it is all l can do to stop myself from chucking a screaming wobbler..l have to remind myself that he has an intellectual disability..l should be grateful he's even hanging OUT the washing..but still, why cant you hang things together rather than w***y nilly..??

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    CraddocksFanny Report

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    Lilli
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh! what did you do??

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    #66

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    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the giggles at the end of that movie - it was so ridiculous.

    #68

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    LushLoni Report

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    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember doing things like this with my ex when I was on birth control pills. I couldn't stop myself, it was as if I was standing to the side of myself, just in disbelief at my behavior. I would actually set him up, knowing I was unreasonable, yet unable to stop. It was horrible for both of us. Obviously for him, but the loss of control over my own actions is something I still feel something like PTSD from

    Shawn
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    6 years ago

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    What a b***h!

    Megan Curl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shawn, you are a jerk who clearly has issues with women. Pipe down misogynist!

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    Eunice Probert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a short story about that. The woman then cooked and served the lamb to the police who came to investigate!

    CathySylvie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called 'Lamb to the Slaughter' by Roald Dahl.

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    Starbelly Eleven
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, all this throwing things at people is super dangerous. I friend of mine nearly did die because another friend winged a plate at her boyfriend and her head got caught in the crossfire. I don't find throwing hard objects at people to be amusing or acceptable.

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    Shawn
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    6 years ago

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    Crazy much?

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    SmokeyMcC Report

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have divorced your crazy f****n a*s!

    Bredan TheGreat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. WTF. This is about stupid irrational things she did under hormones.That husband had empathy and kindness to understand that she didn't mean it. Plus besides who the hell divorces someone for doing one stupid thing?

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    Random Panda
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems completely unhinged. She doesn't even remember what he said.

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once is a bad day, twice is hormones, three times and you're a psycho. Congratulations.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psycho is outdated. Let's say "Three times, and you need to talk to your doctor about your mental health. She can schedule you for a screening was a professional."

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    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you get people's attention. So much more effective than clearing your throat before you speak.

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s called “domestic violence.” You should have been arrested and your partner or family should have left.

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you missing the point that this is an article about people acting irrationally, because of things outside their control ie hormones ? She was violent to a table, not a person, anyway.

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet he's happier too

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be if I were him. Sounds like he got really lucky to have gotten rid of the crazy b***h

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