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People Are Laughing At These Ridiculous Stock Images That Show Women Completely Unable To Drink Water
Our bodies are around a staggering 60% percent water. Staying hydrated has been known as the holy grail of health, beauty, and wellbeing. Remember the 8x8 rule? Eight 8-ounce glasses, which equals about 2 liters or half a gallon per day, keep problems, drama, and aging away.
No wonder "competitive water-drinking" has become an internet craze in the past year. But what about those unlucky few who just can’t, no matter how hard they try, get a gulp from a glass of water into their mouths?
Apparently, stock photos don’t, or rather "do," make a great deal out of it. People on the internet have noticed the risqué nature of these hilarious photos, especially when the models are exclusively young, attractive women. Let’s see it to believe it, and don’t forget to share your stock photo-related conspiracy theories. The struggle is real, but is it?
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Molly Block 5 years ago
Don't worry, ladies.... our president can't even do it right either: download-3...7c6a0.jpeg 
Adele Maestranzi 5 years ago
I've used that same stock photo model showing her drinking the water normally. (like this one better)
Bob Beltcher 5 years ago (edited)
Sorry, my mind ran straight to a dirty place seeing the shape of her mouth, being lipstick and her expression. All those elements are very similar in porn lol.
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kurisutofu 5 years ago
No, it happens a lot. You know, when you hesitate too long between drinking through the nose or the mouth.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Apparently, this is a photo of a woman pouring water on her face. Is it really THAT hard to see?
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Jon S. 5 years ago
This one strikes me as deliberate. Athletes often squirt water on their face at the end of an event.
Molly Block 5 years ago
I've got our backs, girls! Don't worry, the men can't do it right either! download-2...09060.jpeg 
Penny Martin 5 years ago
As someone with menopausal hot flushes I can totally relate to this pic....
What are you missing out on by struggling to down that mouthful of water? There are many benefits you get from drinking water. Research has shown that even the mildest dehydration can impair memory and cause mood swings.
It may also help to tackle sugar cravings, since the brain cannot really tell thirst and hunger apart. Drinking a glass of water before every urge to take a bite of chocolate might be all you needed in the first place. For those who are cautious about waist size, drinking water is a good trick to fill you up before sitting down for a meal. As a result, you are likely to eat less food to feel full.
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Molly Block 5 years ago
This shot was edited from a porno shoot, right? They simple exchanged his, um, errr, parts and stuff, for a water bottle and water, riiiiight?
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Layla Corman 5 years ago
If this is inappropriate, I apologize. This totally looks like a shot from an adult film!
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YsaPur 5 years ago
It's difficult to aim correctly if you don't have enough practice. Sometimes you concentrate so hard on aiming right that you forget to put on pants.
Hailtobaphomet 5 years ago
And then there's the problem of opening your mouth
Load More Replies... Ed Souza 5 years ago
Don't we all pose in a sexual way when we drink water? Maybe I'm the only one doing it...
Bored Panda contacted Edvard Grisin, a nutritionist based in Vilnius, to find out whether drinking enough water is really that important. “Water is an integral part of every cell in human body. It’s a movement apparatus for many substances, it has a huge influence on enzyme activity, blood flow, and many other processes inside the body. There is not a single tissue where water wouldn’t have its function.”
There’s a common agreement that on average, women should consume 2 liters and men—3 liters of water per day. However, Grisin explains that “if you live in conditions where the temperature is really high or you are doing lots of physical activity, then you might need to drink up to 7 or even 9 liters per day.” It really depends on the individual.
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Hans 5 years ago
Pro tip: opening the mouth when drinking water increases the amount to arrive in the belly.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
Pro tip: a photo of a woman pouring water over her face does not imply that she was intending to drink it but did not quite know how to do it.
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Molly Block 5 years ago
OMG, I can't stop seeing the before photo--- before they edited the penis out of her hand and put a water bottle there instead! :-P
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Molly Block 5 years ago
Well, at least in this one, they showed her white top getting wet. This one delivers! Unlike those last ones, hahahah.
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I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉 5 years ago
Why so sexual with the water ? Why cant things be done normally
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Lilli 5 years ago (edited)
omg you just made my morning that was the funniest comment I've seen in a while :3
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Mazie Hyer 5 years ago
grandma, im sorry to tell you but youre too old to be in the modeling industry.
The nutritionist believes that the common saying “I can’t drink plain water” is simply not true. “Just think about it—how many cups of coffee or tea, or any other drink, do we put into our system every day?”
He adds further: “Even if these liquids add up to one's total liquid intake, I wouldn’t recommend replacing water with soda, juice, or alcoholic drinks. These liquids have no physiological use for our system and they usually have plenty of hidden calories.”
Just think about it—one can of sugary drink might have up to 150 calories, which is equal to a handful of chips or 2 tablespoons of peanut butter.
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Molly Block 5 years ago
OMG! Hahahah! Anyone else think the shape of that stream of water is all wrong? Why is it bent like that?! Lol! I can't help but chuckle at this photo.
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Jazmyn-Annie 5 years ago
Is it just me and my dirty mind who saw this and instantly thought "sex"?
Not what you think. 5 years ago
Coldwater for the burned tongue. Should have waited before biting into that right out of microwave pizza pocket.
Mazie Hyer 5 years ago
this reminds me of when you stick your hand in the fence and that one cow is like:
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Ed Souza 5 years ago
Yeah, open wide baby... wait, before anyone jumps into conclusion, I'm just very concerned about her being well hydrated.
Amaranthim Talon 5 years ago
Poor models are all nearsighted- or- hmm- could just OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES, KAREN!!!
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Molly Block 5 years ago
Okay, Pandas, someone has GOT to compile a bunch of MEN TRYING TO DRINK WATER now!! I think us women feel humiliated enough this morning. Surely the men are worse at drinking water out of bottles than we are?! Come on-- please, someone work on this project for us? Us women now need to feel vindicated. We ARE the better water drinkers, right, ladies? Let's show 'em!
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I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉 5 years ago
This ones abit aggressive , She better be careful not to drown
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Monday 5 years ago
At least this one is getting it in her mouth...half the battle won
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Amaranthim Talon 5 years ago
The look on her face says that is not a water bottle she is holding..
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Joyce Deering 5 years ago
Step 1: Aim at face. Step 2: Squeeze bottle. Step 3: Hope for best. 😕
Amaranthim Talon 5 years ago
I knew there was a reason I hate these types of bottles with the squirty thing
Matthew Adamson 5 years ago
i think she squeezed it to hard because she she thought it was a pen*s
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Devan Mansfield 5 years ago
I know when I go cycling I always have my boob's hanging out plus a camel toe.
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Subrata Pradhan 5 years ago
A bath after work out is so refreshing, but I guess she'd be at shortage of water.
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Caleb Crotinger 5 years ago
Ok come on. It genuinely looks like people photoshopped over a porn video.
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Francis 5 years ago
I don't know about you, but i always have full makeup on and wear just a bra when i try to drink water! ALL THE TIME!
Layla Corman 5 years ago (edited)
Me too! I thought everyone drank like that!
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Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 5 years ago
I think they do it so there would be puncture wounds to let the water in..maybe🤔
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The_Lion_Queen 5 years ago
At least she has a swimsuit so that she won't drown! And look at that! A hole down the swimsuit so that she won't drench herself!
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Not what you think. 5 years ago
Whoever that is must be really well hydrated looking at that liquid's color.
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tuzdayschild 5 years ago
Stop mocking these women. Not everyone is fortunate enough to know where there mouth is.
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John Louis 5 years ago
Let's be honest, is there any activity that can be done by a women (i.e. anything and everything) that has not been sexualized for commercial reasons?
Christina Uhlir 5 years ago (edited)
Apparently there are not, and many women are eager participants.
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Monday 5 years ago
TIL drinking water is a super sexual act...clearly I've been doing it wrong.
Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
Apparently we all laugh like idiots when eating salads, too.
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Ed Souza 5 years ago
I'll buy you a drink. But you have to pour it on your face.
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troufaki13 5 years ago
Well, maybe they're not actually women, they're robots who can't drink water or else their fuses will be destroyed
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
Next up: Women Smiling and Looking Smart While Eating Yogurt or Salad.
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
After that, how about Women Wearing Chixit Outfits Standing in Front of Wings Painted on the Wall?
Load More Replies... John Louis 5 years ago
Let's be honest, is there any activity that can be done by a women (i.e. anything and everything) that has not been sexualized for commercial reasons?
Christina Uhlir 5 years ago (edited)
Apparently there are not, and many women are eager participants.
Load More Replies... Monday 5 years ago
TIL drinking water is a super sexual act...clearly I've been doing it wrong.
Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
Apparently we all laugh like idiots when eating salads, too.
Load More Replies... Ed Souza 5 years ago
I'll buy you a drink. But you have to pour it on your face.
Load More Replies... troufaki13 5 years ago
Well, maybe they're not actually women, they're robots who can't drink water or else their fuses will be destroyed
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
Next up: Women Smiling and Looking Smart While Eating Yogurt or Salad.
Jim Ellington 5 years ago
After that, how about Women Wearing Chixit Outfits Standing in Front of Wings Painted on the Wall?
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