Let’s face it, science is a complicated matter. When it comes to subjects like physics, chemistry, or biology, you often feel confused by the mass of the topics. Flipping through textbooks makes the velocity of your thoughts as rapid as light. Hearing terms you can’t even begin to comprehend — you can almost feel the electricity in the air, can't you? Well, fear not! Even if the scientific world can seem like very serious business, there’s plenty of entertainment, too.
If you think science can't be hilarious, then take a look at this 436k-member-strong group over on Facebook. Aptly titled 'Science Memes', this community is dedicated to cheering your inner nerd by sharing jokes that are scientifically proven to leave everyone in stitches.
We at Bored Panda have gone through their feed and gathered some of the most hilarious posts to brighten your day, especially if you’re fluent in geek. So find your lab coat, grab your glasses, and get ready to test your smarts by laughing throughout this list. Be sure to upvote your favorite memes and let us know what you think about them in the comments!
Psst! You can find even more science-related goodness in our earlier posts right here and here.
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I want to invade Cuba because I would rather be doing anything else but the test
😆 this cracked me up. I had give up my clicky pens in school because I'd absent mindedly click it and annoy everyone around me to the point that the teacher would say something.
Science and humor go surprisingly well together; this Facebook group is a perfect example. Since its creation in January 2020, it has aimed to entertain science lovers with some quality memes and establish a unique community of like-minded people.
With thousands of members eagerly waiting for new hilarious jokes to grace their feeds, they have succeeded.
Although the group’s whole purpose may seem daunting to some, many imagine the scientific world as a bunch of extra-brainy people chaotically writing equations on the whiteboard and shouting “aha!” occasionally.
But as you’re scrolling through this list, you’ll notice that you don’t need a Ph.D. to get the science jokes people share! Although some entries may require some extra research to get what they mean, you get an A just for effort.
well, the character didn't have a neck to begin with so I think he would have been fine
I love how he pulled a looney tunes and didn't disintegrate til he realized.
This suggests that Vampires weakness to sunlight is purely a placebo effect they give to themselves
Not "all" sunlight frequencies are reflected as some are absorbed. It's those absorbed frequencies that cause damage to vampires. This is why direct sunlight kills but reflected "moonlight" does not.
Yes, but regolith doesn't necessarily reflect all wavelengths, so we can rule out certain "colors" of light as vampire-ineffective.
Heading there myself, I'll see ya at the Ca Fe
Load More Replies...One camera cost billions, the other dude got away with stealing a ,$5 candy bar.....
Security cams are low res so that they can store more footage on a limited number on storage drives
In addition to the fact that security cameras are low resolution, those deep space pictures are composites. They take the same picture over and over and then overlay them. They also add the colors with computers (they assign different elements different colors for easier scientific analysis). So while what we see is clear and beautifully colorful, it isn't the original picture.
Came here to say this. People expect fantastic picture quality, but don't want to pay for it.
Load More Replies...Can you help the PD locate this individual pa-leeeease????
Technically, the first image is taken in black and white. The color is added after!
According to Chelsea Parlett-Pelleriti, a professor of statistics at Chapman University, blending science with humor and presenting difficult scientific terms in a witty way sparks a desire to learn more. "When I was learning, [making memes] was a good way to digest things," Parlett-Pelleriti said, explaining she started out using humor as a teaching tool for herself. "I tried to make things that I wished that I had as a person learning statistics."
The professor started posting entertaining content on Twitter and TikTok and soon realized that she can share aspects of her highly technical field in a more accessible way, inspiring broader masses to delve deeper into the subject. "The most flattering feedback I've gotten so far is that people will say, 'my goal in life is to learn enough statistics to understand this TikTok or to understand this meme. To me, that says that I'm doing something that allows them to still feel included in the community," Parlett-Pelleriti added.
Isn't the middle one a two-nicorn? And please tell me the bottom one isn't a tuna-corn.
The middle one would be a bicorn, and that creates a real morality problem with the Harry Potter series, where they use powdered horn of a bicorn in potions...
Load More Replies...If I had that many bugs in my hand I would be having a panic attack probably
Is the pink one disguised as some sort of cake? Am I its natural prey?
It's an orchid mantis, disguised as an orchid. Lol
Load More Replies...The entire chorus in this thread. I've definitely found my people. Upvotes for all!
Ive also seen a "Tell me why!" "Ain't nothing but a heartache" version lol
Load More Replies...Bat: "Marcooooo" Moth: "Polooooo...aw c**p!" I remember reading something like that. The cop said "Marco!" and the stupid crook replied "Polo". 😂
In a 2020 study, Dr. Sara Yeo, an associate professor in the Department of Communication at the University of Utah found that lighthearted humor can be a useful strategy for scientists to engage audiences in topics they may know little or nothing about. "Laughter works," she told SciCommBites. "If we find something funny, we find it more engaging. If we find a scientist funny, we find them to be more likable."
Time travel when tweets travel from DD/MM/YYYY to MM/DD/YYYY
Load More Replies...Remember when Kaneki broke 103 of Ayato's bones which he said was half-killing?
Somewhat related (somewhat) - Does anyone know that if you pour a bunch of a fine, floating substance, (powdered cinnamon, for example) on top of water, to the point it covers the surface, you can then stick your hand in and pull it out.... and it will be dry. Try it with a cup and a finger. And when it works, thank Mr. Wizard, a science show from the 80s.
Apparently this is how it is for tadpoles. They aren’t big enough or strong enough to break the surface tension, so instead, they create a little bubble at the top of the water and then breathe in the bubble.
Check out the videos of Chris Hadfield in space, wringing out a cloth - Surface tension weirdness!
This is a vine snake, it is in fact venomous, but the fangs that deliver the venom are in the back of their mouth making it harder to bite something as large as a human limb. They are usually pretty docile and just slither away.
It's like pygmy rattlesnakes, they're highly venomous but they're fangs are so tiny it's difficult for them to get through the skin unless they bite you in certain areas and they're more venomous than most other rattlesnakes. We had them in southern Florida. I knew all the snake's down there.
Load More Replies...Don't worry little snake, I regret every decision I've ever made too.
Go ahead and judge me nope rope. But at least I don't have a butt chin. :p
omg judgemental shoelace https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/882564858201528428/
In the study, researchers randomly appointed students to watch two different versions of one clip. The video was of a physicist doing stand-up comedy and telling benign science jokes that don’t have any target at all. "We either had the laughter embedded in the video or removed the laughter," Dr. Yeo explained. "[Students] were randomly assigned to a laughter condition or a no-laughter condition. So laughter is a social cue — when we hear laughter around us, we think that something is funny. This is why sitcoms, for example, have piped in laughter, it's to indicate a joke to us."
(whispers) What about pi radians rather than pi degrees? (/whispers)
Your logic is unwelcomed in situations that let me eat as much pie as I want without guilt!
Load More Replies...Instructor: "Pi R Squared." Little Johnny: "No. Pi R Round. Cake R Squared."
Can you not see it? It's just to the right of the big flare. :D
Load More Replies...YES! Finally a reference I don't have to look up to understand!
Load More Replies...This is what my pan looked like when I made bananas foster with way too much 151 rum.
Need to move up to a 747 or a London double deck bus. Maybe elephants.
In this picture those would all look the same as a banana.
Load More Replies...Temped to hang this up at work, but maybe I'll wait until after audit week.
"Sure enough, respondents who saw the video that had laughter thought the video was funnier." The professor added that this increased the amount of amusement participants felt from it. They then continued to ask students a series of questions: "Do you like this scientist? Do you think that the scientist is an expert? Do you think they are credible? And in all cases, the sort of more laughter or more mirth, more experienced humor is associated with higher perceptions of credibility, higher perceptions of likability," she said, adding that the main idea is that laughter can humanize you.
Before was was is, is is whatever will be will be
Load More Replies...Як як? Як як як. (translation from Belarusian: Is that a good yak? It's an ordinary yak)
even worse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vExjnn_3ep4
Load More Replies..."Incorrect; scientists have found clumps of hair in coprolites that date back to the existance WAY EVEN BEFORE dinosaurs. If they had hair, and they groomed themselves, we would probably find it in their poo from time to time. That being said, feathers preserve just fine and we ARE finding plenty of fossilized impressions of those with many dinosaurs in recent years. I just killed the joke but that's not enough for me to not his post.
Well, feathers, hair and skin are all only occasionally preserved but your point still stands.
Load More Replies...TRex would have looked flawless if only she could reach her hair to coif it!
Literally GOLD, it’s found in more abundance in Australia than anywhere else on Earth.
Load More Replies...I can't believe there are people that think Australia doesn't exist ad that we're paid actors... The only notable actors we have are in American films.
What is their reasoning for NASA paying all that money to fake a continent?
Exactly! Their theory doesn't work if Australia's there! These Flat Earth nuts assume we're all stupid.
Load More Replies...I've heard people get paid to live in Alaska.
Load More Replies...So is there a better way to add some zing to your studies than creating a few funny memes about it? Well, it definitely makes it more entertaining. Memes can be used in a variety of ways, after all, and they always grab our attention due to their contagious nature. As Bradley E. Wiggins, Ph.D., author of The Discursive Power of Memes in Digital Culture and department head of Media Communications at Webster Vienna Private University, told us in a previous interview, these humorous images have been a part of digital culture for nearly 20 or more years now, and they are becoming more and more popular.
"The difference in awareness is due to the proliferation of a massive amount of content created, consumed and shared widely nearly all the time especially since cellular networks have increased the capacity for bandwidth," he told Bored Panda. "Their apparent increase in popularity stems from the truncated form of communication they allow. In other words, memes help you to keep it simple and short, but not without a possibly huge impact in terms of humor, but most interestingly because of resonance with an issue, a person or group, etc. at a given point in time," Wiggins added.
He keeps his pets, back up fire and his attitude here in Australia, too!
HA! I knew I wasn't the only Stargate fan on Bored Panda.
Load More Replies...Apparently it's a type of worm goby! https://www-newsweek-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.newsweek.com/worm-goby-alien-chest-buster-1348040?amp=1&_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16593909800036&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fworm-goby-alien-chest-buster-1348040
I found some more information here!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LLFhKaqnWwk
Load More Replies...Australia is where the goa'uld of earth have been hiding out. Checks out with what I know of Australia.
That looks like the critter out of the Stephan King novel "Dream Catcher."
I hope they used a different method when naming the great tit and the blue-footed booby
I asked my mom once what the black bird with red wings was called, it's a red-winged black bird ;-;
I discovered the name of a Red-Winged Blackbird in a similar fashion. Gotta love the simplicity, but feel sorry for the next black bird with red wings this gets named, “Davis’ Finch” or something.
I've seen some birds named stuff like "the brown-headed squawker" and you look at the picture and it has a huge bright red ring around its neck and you are like "ffs it should DEFINITELY be the red-ringnecked squawker" JFC.
I had a good laugh in the office because of this...
Load More Replies...His face is the face someone makes when they've made a joke and are waiting for someone to laugh
Whether it’s a way to share easily digestible information with the world or something that helps us unwind from our everyday troubles, the list of why memes are so appealing to us is seemingly never-ending. "Within an image and possibly also text on the image, it becomes possible to recontextualize the image, the moment, the event, etc.," Wiggins said, adding that memes become something we can digitally handle and transfer to others.
"It's ultimately an aspect of social ties to one another deteriorating over time causing the need for connecting with others to take the form of sharing memes, at least in one way of seeing this overall picture," the professor noted.
I use this with bigger numbers a lot because for some reason 50+50=100-2=98 is easier than 49+49=98
You say that like it's a bad thing to actually know what you are doing instead of assuming it's all just a black box and then throwing a fit when you find out it isn't and we actually know most of what's in the box.
Load More Replies...YES - exactly how my brain works! The same brain that believes in the mantra ... why say something in just 10 words when you can say it so much more artistically with 500 words?!?!
Friend and I email about our hobbies. just realized this weekend I can just send a picture and five words rather than the 500 word description.
Load More Replies...Oxygyen tried it on with helium and her two sisters, but they just laughed. HeHeHe
Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium hung out together, so the principal suspended them.
When chemistry specialists NaTe McBaN and LuCY LiON go on a date, NaTe says LuCY is CuTe, and NiCe. She replies by saying: "OMg, Fr, ThXe, I always knew you were a GeNIOs,", NaTe CONTiNEuS the compliments with saying she's ThICC, after which LuCY thinks he's NO good to , and leaves after saying Bi, NaTe says "NeIN, it CaNNO' Be, what did I do wrong?"
When it comes to science and using memes as a tool for teaching, the professor advised you to proceed with caution since there’s a fine line between truth and fiction. Wiggins stated that "with the preponderance of fake news but also the inability of people to 'trust' facts," he would be quite skeptical of the current political atmosphere to use memes as a way to learn new subjects and better understand the world around us.
"However, in terms of using memes in the classroom to make a point about something, say, for example, how certain social movements communicate their identity, then absolutely," he concluded.
Don't know why you got down voted, so have a like because this was really funny 😂
Load More Replies...Lol, reminds me of the time when a family of raccoons stole cat food from my parents porch. We always knew when they had been there because the water bowl was a mess because they wash their food before eating.
Load More Replies...I had a pair of tuxedo kittens in a litter called Schrodinger and Not Schrodinger. Names were suggested by my grandson, who had just learned about Schrodinger's Paradox.
Stick your hand in there. You won't have to look but you'll know.
Are ya'll seeing a different meme?? Mine has a reference to a baseball player and nothing to do with BC/AD..??
Im guessing then that Greg Bird is a baseball player. I also don't see any reference to BC or AD
Load More Replies...B. C. stands for Before Christ, and anyone from that time wouldn't know it was before Christ.
Load More Replies...the last panel... if you have to explain the joke, it longer is funny.
Just like catholic schools saying boys should not keep their hair long and their whole religion is about a guy with really long hair😂. I mean they're trying to be Christlike right?
Not just any long haired guy, but a Jewish long haired guy. All the apostles were Jews. Also, Peter and Paul pretty much hated each other, yet there are so many "Peter and Paul" churches, I always wondered what they would think about that.
Load More Replies...I think you and I are the only ones who noticed lol
Load More Replies...Catholic High Schools ; boys can't have long hair butttttt, We're going to pray to and about a guy that has very long hair. Double standards.
Me when the new Kurzgesagt video gets released: *slams everything closed, runs to the computer, plugs in headphones, ignores the fact that my popcorn is on fire; we deal with the consequences later*
Load More Replies...Last night I watched a thirty minute video about hidden details in GTA instead of sleeping. I don’t even play.
Me: "Welp, it's two o'clock in the morning and I should get to sleep. Phone: "Boredpanda.com 50 funny science jokes"
Every time I'm on YouTube at night the creepiest videos show up and it's especially weird because I don't watch creepy videos.
But it always ends up being things I knew beforehand and I’m just disappointed
Gold, an even better conductor than copper. And Uranium does not produce clean energy. It does produce energy, but U-238 has a half life of 4 and a half billion years.
Actually, the electrical conductivity of copper is higher at 5.96 x10^7 S/m than gold which is 4.11×10^7 S/m. Gold is used for connectors not so much for its conductivity as it's chemical inertness. Same goes for bonding wires in ICs, I believe.
Load More Replies...Gold is really good at reflecting heat. Subjectively, I think that's funny given its low melting point.
Uranium is a liar. It's the dirtiest of them all. Why no one ever talks about the radioactive waste...
While i get the feeling you dont actually want to talk about it because it doesnt fit your narrative... For us (Canada): "A typical 600-megawatt CANDU nuclear reactor produces approximately 90 tonnes of heavy metal nuclear fuel waste annually. " How many tonnes of ash does a typical 600-megawatt coal plant produce a year? How many tonnes of CO2 does a typical natural gas plant produce in a year? No power production is "clean" - Solar produces a lot of toxic waste chemicals, wind kills birds... choose your poison? PS. I live close to a very large nuclear power plant (3,100 MW), lived here for 22 years, no concerns.
Load More Replies...Uranium is actually very clean as long as it is handled properly
Load More Replies...With the rate we are going, that is already happening with the amount of plastic cups floating around the ocean
Load More Replies...What a re we going to do with the whales and such like while all this is going on?
And how do we remove all the salt from the ocean without killing evreything
Load More Replies...i did this once while shooting my brothers pellet gun, black eye for 2 weeks...it hurt...
I bet! People don't realize that pellet guns recoil in BOTH directions
Load More Replies...We call it getting kissed by a rabbit. Which honestly makes absolutely no sense. The resulting injury and scar are quite distinctive, you'll always be known as the guy/girl who got kissed by the rabbit!
No more fun and games! Addy: download-6...e6313e.jpg
Does it make you feel better to know that the actual "examples" of dinosaurs fighting usually involve paramortem bone scars matching the teeth of a dinosaur found nearby, sometimes with jaws around the bones of another dinosaur (often enough of the same species)?
Load More Replies...Well if you’re gonna swallow saliva, flavored is the BEST!!
Load More Replies...No but I can remind you that gum is essentially the same thing but with a byproduct that doesn't (as far as we know) biodegrade.
Load More Replies...I had a sociology professor back in college, who passed out a bunch of those tiny cups you put pills in to dispense them. He asked us to start spitting in them… collect our saliva. After we had a bunch of saliva in them… he told us to drink it. We were like… “Ewww. No! Gross!” And he pointed out, “Why? You swallow it all day long.” Hmmm… true. His point was that… once it leaves our bodies, society has conditioned us to believe it’s gross. So what other things has society conditioned us to believe is unacceptable when, in fact, it’s quite normal? There’s your philosophical sociological question for the day! ;)
I will never eat another lolly pop without thinking this - so I may never eat another one.. eww.
(a+b)2 is (a2 + 2ab + b2) simplified so the joke is that the mama square is calling the kid square by its full "name" (just an FYI, the 2s in my comment are squares - just can't figure it out on my keyboard lol)
Load More Replies...I got a paper straw in what appeared to be cellophane which is compostable. This appears to be the same
Today I got a letter in the mail to thank me for signing up for paperless billing.
OMG! My wife bought these laundry pods which were supposed to be better for the environment. Even the box was recyclable cardboard. But when we opened the box each pod was individually wrapped in a little plastic bag, just like that straw
Misinformation! One of the first biodegradable commercially produced plastics looks like cellophane.
Yeah, I bought juice boxes with paper straws in plastic wrap, the juices boxes were also shrink wrapped together in a package of six!
Like the joke from Deadpool. Doctor tells his patient "I'm sorry, but your tests are back and it is a terminal illness." Patient "How much time do I have left, Doc?" Doctor"5" Patient "5 what? Days? Weeks? Months?" Doc "4.....3....2....."
As long as there's no rings around Uranus, I'm all for it.
Load More Replies...Plot twist: gifts it to his girl "baby you're my world" but she doestn know about his other "worlds"
Awesome, I probably wouldn't eat them. 1) They're beautiful to look at 2) Not gahgah over chocolate (yeah I know, my girlfriends think I'm the weirdo because I crave steak, not chocolate during "That Time")
plagiarism is copy/paste without "quotemarks" and (parentheses). Add those and it's "research". (Smith, J. 1985. p123)
I'm so disheartened by the 11.6 thousand likes this got... plagiarism is not citing your source and/or not coming up with anything new to add. The amount of sources are completely irrelevant. Sorry but this is one of those jokes that's only funny if you can go "hahaha so true" which you cannot.
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name! OY!
Load More Replies...Plagiarize Plagiarize! Let no one else's work evade your eyes Remember why the good Lord made your eyes So don't shade your eyes But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize Only be sure always to call it please "research" (Tom Lehrer - Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky)
Plagiarism is why you spend big $ on text books for math in college because it's illegal to make a copy of a book that has 10k copies worded different with the same meaning.
Had a professor that was such a stickler for MLA formatted citation pages he lowered my whole paper an entire grade for not properly following MLA formating. Found out his idea of proper mla formating was 2 years out of date. -.-
This kind of thing I actually find pretty annoying. There's a big difference between telling everyone all about the other people who helped you (research) and pretending YOU wrote what they did (plagiarism).
The suit is like a scuba suit with bottles of air attached. The oxygen is shrunk with him
Load More Replies...all of far-fetched super hero stuff and THAT is the one you get stuck on?
How did he have any strength as Giant-Man? The first movie establishes he has super strength because he delivers the force of an 80 kg man on an area the size of a pin, so when he turns giant he should be incredibly weak.
Does he have any "strength" as giant-man? He's just big and heavy. His strength as Giant-man just comes from his sheer mass.
Load More Replies...The oxygen in his suit... wait..... um...... I uh..... my head hurts I think I have to sit down, now.
Ooooook, so the Pim Particle is supposed to shrink the space between atoms, right? So there are two possibilties when Scott went "subatomic". One, the atoms are forced together causing nuclear fusion and an enormous release of energy, or two he becomes so dense he collapses into a black hole, which immediately evaporates to Hawking radiation causing an enormous release of energy. Either way, when Ant Man went subatomic it should have caused a massive explosion.
It's not what you eat, it's how you cook it. Hamburgers can be healthy too
Not only how you cook it, but also how the beef is raised. Grass fed beef is as lean as chicken. One reason why our meat is unhealthy is because they are feeding them things that are not a natural part of their diet.
Load More Replies...In what universe are white bread, cheese and red meat healthy instead of mostly empty calories, artery-clogging hard fat and carcinogens? Sure, meat and cheese have some good nutrients, but white bread is just c**p that tastes nice.
How to say "vegetarian" in more than one word. /s
Load More Replies...I est pie for breakfast. Not much different to toast and jam, pancakes & syrup
well the trouble is, in USA, that "cheese" is not in fact cheese and the patty is mostly blood and leftovers ground up into goop and fried (google pink goo macdonalds if you do not believe). Also, I believe that's a burgerking but same criticism applies. OTOH, here are real burgers - handmade patties from actual ground beef, with actual cheese: https://www.tripadvisor.co.za/Restaurant_Review-g312673-d10196476-Reviews-RocoMamas_Stellenbosch-Stellenbosch_Western_Cape.html
Just avoid fast food in the US. There are thousands of excellent mom and pop places and bars with great burgers with actual cheese, not that ugly processed c**p.
Load More Replies...The problem with the cheeseburger is the cheese and the burger. Idk who told you that meat and cheese are healthy but someone lied to you.
Albert Einstein would use proper grammar. "I never said this quote too" ?😳
Yea. So many of these aren't scientific but they throw a scientist's picture in and it qualifies. They are pretty funny though.
Load More Replies...Didn't he say (around 1925) "I fear the day when people post memes on the internet with quotes that I never said"?
The boomerang clearly deserves mention as a badass ancient weapon.
Load More Replies...Not just WWII, it's been happening for many hundreds of years
Load More Replies...I remember back a school some people couldn't grasp the fact the X, Y, or Z could have different values in different problems.
That's me. My sister was trying to help me and got so frustrated she yelled "X can be ANYTHING, THEY CAN BE..... SACKS OF MAC AND CHEESE!!!" So now we have a running joke about sacks of mac and cheese.
Load More Replies...And then someone said there aren't enough letters in the alphabet, let's used the greek alphabet as well.
I didn't notice but now I'm pretty sure it's the devil's... So where exactly are the other ones? I'm getting the impression they are both groping each other
Load More Replies...but and alpha and gamma and delta and epsilon and zeta and eta and theta and iota and kappa and lambda and mu and nu and xi and omicron and pi and tau and sigma and rho and upsilon and phi and and chi and psi and omega
Trilobites! And cephalopodes! And some sort of fish! And some weird plants in their pots! :)))
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing! Maybe everybody should uovotr your comment instead? :)
Load More Replies...reminds me of the joke in "sum of all fears". "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."
I've had a surgeon go "oops" while operating my knee. It was a tense moment.
https://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/independence-day/quote_31605.html
Load More Replies...Saying oops as the WHO: Better go cover this up with an article and an announcement !
Though the whole apple story is a myth... 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...Well, just remember prior to that no one had discovered gravity. Aside from that, gravity involves more than "things falling down".
I can sort of see it. If I were sitting around thinking about Galileo's measurements of inertia and then I watched a few apples fall I could understand having the thought "how are they moving if they start with no inertia?" and then you realize you are surrounded by pretty similar roundish objects that you can probably drop or throw a few of without anyone really caring so you drop one and toss one to the side and see they kind of do the same thing, and then you think "huh, if tossed one far enough would it go around the world and hit me?" and then you go inside and start plotting out Kepler's measurements until your obsessive mildly autistic brain is satisfied by which point you have figured it out enough to write a book. It also helps that you have a solution to the problem of division by almost zero in the back of your head from when you made a sizable pass at figuring out that hot topic in math and that some of those ideas make it so you are already more interested in changes.
Load More Replies...He needed the apple to make him realize it hurts more when it drops from higher above your head than nearer. I think.
This would do well in the "malicious compliance" section, not the "give someone a brain" section.
You are right. The problem is, the internet is 100% unable to understand satire
Load More Replies...My grandma couldnt use automated phone systems because it recognizes 'yes' and 'no'; not 'I Suppose so' or 'I said alright!' Or for the fifth time, huh-uh!'
Has anyone realized He is the guy h who needs help or… he’s a hacker
It would work for quite a number of people. There are lots of people who use wheelchairs who have used of their legs.
really? but then why are they in wheelchairs?
Load More Replies...Great idea actually. Perfect for lower mobility individuals to either build back leg strength or avoid atrophy. Hope the kid designed it with a differential. Else that thing is either never gonna be steerable or only ever turn opposite of the drive wheel... Won't exactly be usable in the target market without it.
Except in a very dense environment sound travels through metal light get stuck just like photons moving from the center of a star to the out side. Science rules there is always an exception.
Load More Replies...I literally just learned yesterday that thunder is the sound of lightning 🤪🤯
My family refuses to believe that is how it works. We’re very childlike.
Load More Replies...This is exactly how pseudoscience works! Coming up with an explanation that makes sense on the surface doesn’t mean you’ve proven a fact. It means you’ve generated a hypothesis and now need to test it rigorously. When people stop at the first step you know they’re just blowing smoke (ie: 99.9% of pop psychology)
It’s actually bc light waves are faster though. 6th grade science for the win
You're wrong. Can't you see the picture? The proof is right there
Load More Replies...They need to add a third panel that says "Physics" with a guy staring menancingly at a nuke.
Also reminds me of that XKCD comic where the person explains biology as "you find an animal you really love and are fascinated by, then spend the next 40 years killing it"
Yep, Marie Curie suffered no consequences from her work. She just ended up with a glowing complexion.
Well, they cost you $1000, but now they are worth $3 according to the campus bookstore.
The word Mammal comes from us having mammary glands, which produce milk, and that is used to feed their offspring. A coconut doesn't have mammary glands and they don't feed their young with it. Therefore, not a mammal. Yes I am fun at parties.
You poor little soul never watched baby coconuts roll upwards searching for the milk of momma coconut? They make little sniffing noises. A coconut can have up to 5 baby nuts at once
Load More Replies...My tiny brain went looking for the round brick in the panel on the right lol
Removing drastic amounts of the material to turn it into a ahape that rolls, but is impossible to build with, just to make the task easier for himself alone doesn't seem very "smart" to me...
The first picture always bothered me because it made feel like you are giving an inferior product by cutting corners just to make the job easier.
The acient Egyptians are rolling the blocks on logs anyway, which are round, so there's that
The question is: do you want a sphere or a cube at your destination AND is it efficent to make the sphere cubic at the destination, or not. If you need spheres anyway this is another matter entirely. I need more context. Maybe the pyramid needs spheres as doors or for indiana jones traps?
But only if you're close enough. Lots of Japanese survived the Hiroshima bomb, but died later with horrible radiation sickness
There's a line from Treasure Island (maybe) about "Them that die in the first wave will be the lucky ones!"
I blame code libraries. If you had to hand code every aspect of your software you'd leave out all the fluff.
how bad / self-serving tech companies and software developers have become... next newest thing is just a layer on a layer intended for "simplification and abstraction" when it's really just résumé p04n for their next gig...
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers. We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers. Wait - that's our wives.
Clearly this is not the first time that the situation has happened to him
I’m not sure if I’d qualify as trypophobic but that thing is still a nope for me
Load More Replies...I know, the story was good but the pictures were gorgeous
Load More Replies...No, the dumb ones just aren't afraid to tell you anymore.
Load More Replies...Makes sense that people who treat the bible as literal fact would treat The Flintstones as a nature documentary.
rumor has it that how wakanda lost all therre resources some one invented nokia and now vibraniim is useless
Engineers lament: you can have it fast, right or cheap, pick any two.
You're funny. The bosses always go with cheap and fast.
Load More Replies...It's a galactic ironing board for smoothing out the wrinkles in the fabric of space time.
Load More Replies...Y'all don't know what you're missing with physics. Which might explain why you don't get what a blast it is.
Perhaps regular physics, but quantum physics just makes my head hurt. And I really do want to understand it.
Load More Replies...Nope. I never got chemistry, till (ironically) my bio teacher visited after my last chemistry class and it finally clicked (a little). Physics was fun. Who doesn't like to understand what they see? It made sense!
physics ... what Torquemada would have used if he'd been born a few centuries later.
I've had a sinus infection for a year+ that was MRSA and is now staph and nothing is helping, lol. F**k you antibiotic resistant evolution.
Please tell me the answer is 9 and that I haven't forgotten EVERYTING I learned in middle school math.
I hope this is a joke, I questioned my entire education for a second
My brain noped out of math class the moment they started putting letters into equations. I vaguely remember the little 2s and 3s, and crying out "But... a cube IS a square!" So yeah, I thought the answer was 6 too. But now I know it's 9. Thank you BP for mathing me up.
Are these guys all joking? It seems an odd joke, saying 6 isn't even funny
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Load More Replies...Because riding a high-strung half ton animal with its own opinion of what to do during battle is such a safe thing, eh?
War horses were (are?) trained for battles
Load More Replies...Can confirm that none of my horses would even consider doing that for me.
He still had his wife to steal from. Dude had everything under control
There's a comic book series and a whole movie explaining why this is a bad idea
Same with building a dinosaur theme park. Yet they rebuilt it anyway.
Load More Replies...It would need a whole exoskeleton to go along with it because your core muscles can't be strong enough to hold that up and use it to lift things.
Oh man how I'd love to have that suit. Would make getting out of bed and being productive so much more...productive?
Actually people had been finding dinosaur bones since medieval times at least. Though they assumed they were the bones of dragons, griffins, cyclops, unicorns, etc., so it probably doesn't "count".
wasnt there a point in the earths history were there were two moons orbiting
The angle is higher than 90 degrees, so it isn't a vertical wall, it's a very very very steep slope. Goats can handle steep slopes so... voilà.
Load More Replies...A hot bath to raise my temperature and blankets on the bed are how I cure colds as they are starting.
But it's not necessary to suffer from the fever symptoms and the body has other methods to fight bacteria as well. And we must be aware that the body is capable of raising the temperature to such high level that can kill us. Well, bacteria will get killed as well but MAYBE it would be a good a idea to survive, right??
Difference between fever and temperature I think. I hold that an otherwise healthy adult is better off having a temperature to help kill a virus or other infection, but I would not suffer a fever without taking anything - if the temperature is edging towards fever, take the pill
Load More Replies...My daughter was just in the hospital with a kidney infection and a 105 degree fever. Yeah, she's taking the Tylenol.
I took care of my 108-dgree fever by killing the infection with antibiotics.
Load More Replies...Well, fevers causing thing like blindness, deafness, seizures, death....
Yeah, but his dad's the journeyman electrician who originally put them in.
Practical Application is necessary for experience. Book learning guides practical Application.
Load More Replies...Only if you do it properly! Human skin is a very tricky material if you're an amateur. It took me several attempts before... Never mind, forget I said anything.
don't get me started on cartilage...
Load More Replies...I would absolutely HATE this. I don't even know how to do parts of that.
Loads up Wolfram Alpha, Points camera at problem. (I have no idea if this actually works but I hope it does some day)
What’s that big S thingy mean? Never came across it in my maths-deficient studies.
The limit for swiping the card without having to enter the pin is now £100 in UK.
nah thanks mom. I'll just use the fat stack of Benjamins i got from selling weed.
But before that they'll probably vomit excrement
Load More Replies...Waiiit, I thought Bobby always only used either apples or watermelons. I'm calling bluff.
I read it as 5x5x5 and wanted to reply something nasty. Then I re-read it and realized that you are correct.
Load More Replies...In Dutch they are called the thick and the thin intestine
Load More Replies...It makes sense, the large intestine is thicker so it can’t be longer. It wouldn’t fit would it?
Solar energy comes from the sun but we use it at night
Mine rests at 60 BPM. Pretty easy to figure mine out. Sit there for 15 seconds and I always feel one beat every second
Family had a loooong discussion with grandchild about this. He's still not entirely convinced that he's wrong.
Guys you realize that if everyone got 5b$ inflation would go up like 5 billion percent
The bottom could have had actual street art, but chose not to. Perhaps because the meme is inaccurate? Humanity’s art skills definitely didn’t go away.
Next thing you know, your entire family is murdered except for your sister...
✨AND SHE HAPPENS TO BE A DEMON AND YOU MAKE FRIENDS WITH A CRYBABY AND A BUFF PEPPA PIG YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY✨
Load More Replies...I might be confused but isn't the number 8 the correct response to the question. If the question was "How long have you been teaching?" then everything would make sense.
You are correct, but teachers are stereotypically pedantic about units, and some will mark you down for putting ‘8’ instead of ‘8 apples’ for the question ‘how many apples does Bob have’
Load More Replies...For those who are confused, that exclamation symbol is also the symbol for factorial. So 5! is 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 = 120
Thank you. I sat here frowning at that equation for the longest time trying to figure it out.
Load More Replies...Was this....was this for REAL?! I mean, did this guy think people would believe him?
People thought horse dewormer paste would cure them of a virus which was actually a Democrat party hoax and also “just the flu”. This is tame in comparison.
Load More Replies...But it doesn't work all square roots, just that one. (All products involving nine up to its square have digits that add to nine: 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81). But the square root of 25 is not 7, for instance or 36 9. It's a coincidence, not a methodology.
Load More Replies...Now do it with 16! 9 is unique though in math 9x2 = 18. Take 2-1=1, 9-1=8, answers put together 18. 9x3 = 27. 3-1=2. 9-2=7. Answers put together 27. and so on up to 9x9=81
write from top to bottom, 0 to 9, then write next to those numbers from top to bottom 9 to 0. You get the nine times table from 0 to 9...
Load More Replies...I learned my multiplication table for 9's by using my hands, if it's under 10 it works
does not work ... sqrt (225) by this logic should be 9. However, sqrt(225) is 15.
Yes, it's a screenshot from 12 Angry Men with stethoscopes photoshopped in
Load More Replies...0÷0? Any number divided by itself equals 1. 1÷1=1, 2÷2=1, 3÷3=1, ... x÷x=1. so shouldn't 0÷0=1? (Evil math question, bwahahhahaahaha) (no you can't divide by zero)
Am I the only one who noticed 666 x 0, 6969696969 x 0, and 420420420 x 0??
Me trying to do the same but NOT for yoga...
Load More Replies...Sadly yes one of my friends she would do this
Load More Replies...🎵🎵🎵 THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🎵🎵🎵
And that, my dears, is the great circle of life. End of class..... Reminds me of the Warner Bros cartoon with Hubie and Bertie "Cheese Chasers."
not really. If you say x^2 = 225 the answer is 15, but this method would give 25.
Load More Replies...I had to Google this one. PV=nRT. The ideal gas Law PV = nRT. Robert Boyle found PV = a constant. That is, the product of the pressure of a gas times the volume of a gas is a constant for a given sample of gas. In Boyle's experiments the Temperature (T) did not change, nor did the number of moles (n) of gas present.
chemistry meme is chemistry? what is this supposed to say? "chemistry memes sir!" "no it doesn't."
It's been a long time since I last took organic chemistry. This looks like soap, but it has extra methyl groups, what is it?
I've been able to narrow it down to a Sodium Alkyl Benzene Sulphate of some sort, probably a component of laundry detergent.
Load More Replies...Sarah Edwards please advertise somewhere where you might get more business and less down votes. I don't have bad intentions but if you irritate people you drive them away instead of drawing them in. Find a forum better suited to your needs for advertising. Good luck.
You can click on a link below the last one "Note: this post originally had...." to see the rest. Not sure why they crop the list after a few hours.
Load More Replies...Sarah Edwards please advertise somewhere where you might get more business and less down votes. I don't have bad intentions but if you irritate people you drive them away instead of drawing them in. Find a forum better suited to your needs for advertising. Good luck.
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