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Just try to picture something so round, hearty, and out of proportion to its surroundings that it would grab anyone’s attention and simply wouldn’t let it go. If you’re already feeling amused, this post might be just for you. You see, today we’re all about celebrating Absolute Units, a meme dedicated to objects, animals, and people that are just comically oversized.

In fact, it got so much attention on the internet that it even inspired an online community with the same name. Also titled “Lads that you’re in awe at the size of,” the subreddit offers a variety of pictures that vividly illustrate just how big some things can get.

From gigantic toads to chonky cats to exceptionally huge statues, some of these critters and objects can’t even be compared to their peers. Below, you’ll find the most recent top-voted posts Bored Panda has selected from the group, so continue scrolling and let us know which ones you liked most! And since you might find it hard to turn your gaze away, be sure to check out our previous compilations about absolute units right here, here, and here.

#1

Meet Bonner, The Bestest Therapy Dog At Children's Hospital Los Angeles

Meet Bonner, The Bestest Therapy Dog At Children's Hospital Los Angeles

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Mistralok
Community Member
4 years ago

Newfoundland. One of the sweetest breeds.

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    "Although Many Are Ignored (Especially In The Third World), There Are Good Artists Everywhere." -Kumi Samuel. Ghana

    "Although Many Are Ignored (Especially In The Third World), There Are Good Artists Everywhere." -Kumi Samuel. Ghana

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Man that rickety ass table is doing a helluva job. That's got a be a ton of clay at least. 😄👍

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    #3

    Absolute Unit Of A Bee

    Absolute Unit Of A Bee

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    Antonia
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    bumblebee?

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    #4

    This Vietnamese Street Vendor

    This Vietnamese Street Vendor

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I imagine ladies are craving for his mellons.

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    #5

    This Wolf

    This Wolf

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    Vae
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I will take 2... both for cuddles.

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    #6

    Absolute Unit Of A Horse!

    Absolute Unit Of A Horse!

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    NatalieC
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's such a sweet picture.

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    #7

    The Absolute Size Of This Guy

    The Absolute Size Of This Guy

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    Graham Chapman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    chunky!

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    #8

    We Met Poncho Via, The Longest Longhorn To Ever Longhorn

    We Met Poncho Via, The Longest Longhorn To Ever Longhorn

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He doesn’t need a fence. Just keep him in those trees.

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    #9

    My Parents Dog Who I Got To See Over The Holidays

    My Parents Dog Who I Got To See Over The Holidays

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Once a lapdog always a lapdog

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    #10

    An Absolute Unit Of A Bat (5 Foot 5)

    An Absolute Unit Of A Bat (5 Foot 5)

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    KitFrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That bat is taller than me!

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    #11

    The Chief Of Police

    The Chief Of Police

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    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    did he arm wrestle for position?

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    #12

    Absolute Unit Of A Snow Bear

    Absolute Unit Of A Snow Bear

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    coleby worthen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Thicc

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    #13

    Vintage Photo Of A Working Horse

     Vintage Photo Of A Working Horse

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    Tonk Terrier
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Amazing

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    #14

    The World's Oldest Bonsai Tree - Over 1000 Years Old

    The World's Oldest Bonsai Tree - Over 1000 Years Old

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Incredible and really beautiful

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    #15

    These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags

    These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags

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    The only Plueschopossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He looks like the Great Forest Spirit from Princess Mononoke :)

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    #16

    This Is Peter Freuchen, A Danish Explorer

    This Is Peter Freuchen, A Danish Explorer

    He Completed A 1000km Dogsled Journey And Was Trapped In An Avalanche, He Escaped With A Knife Made From His Own Frozen Feaces. He Killed A Wolf With His Bare Hands, Fought Against The Nazis And Escaped A Pow Camp.

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    That coat was made from a polar bear he killed. Probably why I'm not a badass. This man was born with the guts of three generations 😩

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    #17

    The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived Known As 'Long Boi'. He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall

    The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived Known As 'Long Boi'. He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He looks like he’s mixed with something else, like a runner duck

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    #18

    This Bunny Has An Absolute Unit Of An Ear!

    This Bunny Has An Absolute Unit Of An Ear!

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    Aran Lindvail
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Unfortunately not healthy for the rabbit, as the ears will get injured and infected from normal rabbit activities.

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    #19

    Absolute Unit Of A Toad!

    Absolute Unit Of A Toad!

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    coleby worthen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    HYPNO TOAD!!

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    #20

    Gorilla Hand

    Gorilla Hand

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wow! No wonder they can pull your legs off if they wanted to.

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    #21

    Absolute Unit Of A Sculpture. Senegal Renaissance Monument

    Absolute Unit Of A Sculpture. Senegal Renaissance Monument

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    Rachel W B
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Stunning

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    #22

    Found On Twitter

    Found On Twitter

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Could you imagine the brain freeze.😳🥴😖

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    #23

    This Absolute Unit Of A Baobab Can Hold 120.000 Liters Of Water

    This Absolute Unit Of A Baobab Can Hold 120.000 Liters Of Water

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    Anne Van Staden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You get them in south Africa. Absolutely beautiful

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    #24

    Komodo Dragon

    Komodo Dragon

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    Jessica Wolffie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He THICC

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    #25

    Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia

    Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia

    This Is The World's Largest Quartz Cluster, It Was Discovered In 1985 At The Bottom Of A 45 Metre Deep Cave In The Otjua Mine Near Karibib In Namibia. It Weighs 14,100 Kg And Took Three Years To Excavate And Remove

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Makes the woman look itty bitty. Very slimming, standing next to the biggest quartz in the world.

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    #26

    Why Does It Look Like That

    Why Does It Look Like That

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    coleby worthen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That’s a Kitbull

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    #27

    The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence

    The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence

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    Wendy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He should have been in "Under Siege" instead of Steven Seagal

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    #28

    Sculptor Creates Massive 12 Feet Tall "Techno Gorilla" From Car Parts

    Sculptor Creates Massive 12 Feet Tall "Techno Gorilla" From Car Parts

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Didn't he learn anything from sci-fi movies? When the robot revolution begins, the damn robots will fix up this bad guy and insert a chip into it. Then, it would become a robotic King Kong. Nope. Destroy it!!

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    #29

    This Eagle Seen In Alberta, Canada

    This Eagle Seen In Alberta, Canada

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    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ok, I am willing to be slapped by that wingspan.

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    #30

    Unit Of An Iceberg Passing By Newfoundland, Canada

    Unit Of An Iceberg Passing By Newfoundland, Canada

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    InfiniteZero
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Not for long.

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    #31

    An Absolute Unit Of A Hedgehog!

    An Absolute Unit Of A Hedgehog!

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    nice try, Mr. Husky!

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    #32

    This Guinea Pig

    This Guinea Pig

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    InfiniteZero
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Guinea big.

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    #33

    Wolf Eel

    Wolf Eel

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    Jomo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Nope

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    #34

    This Absolute Unit Of Statue Of Siva In India

    This Absolute Unit Of Statue Of Siva In India

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Beautiful.

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    #35

    Ukranian Antonov An-225 Mriya - Worlds Largest Aircraft Destroyed By Russian Invaders

    Ukranian Antonov An-225 Mriya - Worlds Largest Aircraft Destroyed By Russian Invaders

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The fact that the acronym of the Russian secret service is GRU shows how desperately they want to be the world's greatest villain.

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    #36

    Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around

    Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around

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    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Bet his wife gets nervous at bedtime

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    #37

    Remy Been On Pizza Rolls

    Remy Been On Pizza Rolls

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    KitFrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    C H O N K Y R A T

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    #38

    This Absolute Unit Of A Calf Has Hit The Juice Young

    This Absolute Unit Of A Calf Has Hit The Juice Young

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    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Nice calf muscles ;)

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    #39

    The Blunt-Headed Burrowing Frog, An Absolute Unit!

    The Blunt-Headed Burrowing Frog, An Absolute Unit!

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That face reminds me of Morla from The Neverending Story

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    #40

    Gigantic Couch

    Gigantic Couch

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I've always dreamt of having a couchy room. Like wall to wall. Would be awesome.

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    #41

    Me In My Kindergarten Class Reading Room

    Me In My Kindergarten Class Reading Room

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Gulliver is that you?

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    #42

    Absolute Unit Of A Spider

    Absolute Unit Of A Spider

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Australia??

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    #43

    Crewmembers Standing Inside The Cargo Hold Of An Lng (Liquiid Natural Gas) Tanker....

    Crewmembers Standing Inside The Cargo Hold Of An Lng (Liquiid Natural Gas) Tanker....

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    Vera Cho
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    rolling a luggage in there would be like so annoying

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    #44

    These Bananas My Wife Got At The Store

    These Bananas My Wife Got At The Store

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    Rachel W B
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Are you feeling a bit inferior

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    #45

    C H O N K

    C H O N K

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The famous blackboard incident, when livestock ate all the blackboards in the country.

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    #46

    This Unit Of A Dog I Met At The Dog Shop

    This Unit Of A Dog I Met At The Dog Shop

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    God Bless the owner for keeping the ears natural!!!!!!!!

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    #47

    Former Soviet-Georgian Water Polo Athelete Petre Kako Mshvenieradze Is An Absolute Unit

    Former Soviet-Georgian Water Polo Athelete Petre Kako Mshvenieradze Is An Absolute Unit

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    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Now we know who the yeti was

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    #48

    This Bottle Of Vodka My Wife Wouldn’t Let Me Buy…

    This Bottle Of Vodka My Wife Wouldn’t Let Me Buy…

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    Ganta S
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They do know vodka in Poland

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    #49

    This Is One Of The Biggest Personal Weapons Used By Man, The Punt Gun

    This Is One Of The Biggest Personal Weapons Used By Man, The Punt Gun

    It Was Used For Hunting Ducks On An Industrial Scale. It Was Proven So Deadly That Nowadays It Is Illegal In Most Western Countries.

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    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I can’t imagine why it would be illegal

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    #50

    This Frog’s Thicc Thighs

    This Frog’s Thicc Thighs

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This frog is actually having a sad fate, it's an African clawed frog with bloating disease. This means its body is going to absorb liquid, feeling pain and having its organs squeezed until it dies. There's no cure.

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    #51

    This Beehive

    This Beehive

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    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    need to drop few of those on Putin

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    #52

    Absolute Unit Of A Fish!

    Absolute Unit Of A Fish!

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    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How do you hit a fish with your car..?

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    #53

    Absolute Unit Of An Egg From The Extinct Elephant Bird - Sold For $100k At Auction

    Absolute Unit Of An Egg From The Extinct Elephant Bird - Sold For $100k At Auction

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    Roborowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Elephant Bird - Until now I believed Dumbo was a fantasy character

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    #54

    Absolute Unit Of A Catfish!

    Absolute Unit Of A Catfish!

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    Ann Pattinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I would like to see more posts where something hasn't been killed please.

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    #55

    That's A Big Car

    That's A Big Car

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    You kidding me
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Overcompensate much?

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    #56

    Absolute Unit Of A Tank Silencer

    Absolute Unit Of A Tank Silencer

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Erm…is it just me?

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    #57

    World's Heaviest Hinged Door. Used To Protect The Rtns-II, The World's Most Powerful Source Of Continuous Fusion Neutrons

    World's Heaviest Hinged Door. Used To Protect The Rtns-II, The World's Most Powerful Source Of Continuous Fusion Neutrons

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I kinda struggled to understand anything after 'heavy door'. Gonna bluff it through here in the comments section though. I reckon if I type enough words, pandas might think 'Wow! There's a guy who knows his doors!' So here we are.

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    #58

    Finally Found A Sub To Post My Zucchini In!

    Finally Found A Sub To Post My Zucchini In!

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    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wow, I know what I would do with that!

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    #59

    This Water Bottle My Classmate Brings To School Every Day. It's Empty By The Time I See Him 5 Periods Later

    This Water Bottle My Classmate Brings To School Every Day. It's Empty By The Time I See Him 5 Periods Later

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    Brunettechameleon
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He’s a proud citizen of hydration nation

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    #60

    My Centipede. Her Name Is Ember Because Her Bites Have A Venom That Feels Like Fire Traveling Up Your Arm. Quarter For Scale

    My Centipede. Her Name Is Ember Because Her Bites Have A Venom That Feels Like Fire Traveling Up Your Arm. Quarter For Scale

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I would be way too afraid of him escaping the tank

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    #61

    Why Would They Make This Antibiotic Pill So Big? I’d Happily Take Two Instead

    Why Would They Make This Antibiotic Pill So Big? I’d Happily Take Two Instead

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    malenchki
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's what the split in the middle is for?

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    #62

    Fisherman With One Of His Prized Catches, A Bluefin Tuna

    Fisherman With One Of His Prized Catches, A Bluefin Tuna

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    Vae
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    mmm... tuna steaks... tuna ceviche... tuna sushi rolls... *slowly rambles off incoherently*

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    #63

    Size Comparison Of The Statue Of Liberty And Statue Of Unity In India

    Size Comparison Of The Statue Of Liberty And Statue Of Unity In India

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    I honestly think this is exaggerated. I mean, in a country where so many people still don't have electricity or clean water, I imagine that even Mr. Patel (the man represented) would rather have the millions spent on the statue redirected and spent for more practical purposes. The construction of the statue is said to have cost some US $422 million.

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    #64

    This Is My Cat Luna She Is 10 Years Old And The Most Photogenic Unit Ever, Meme Her If You Wish

    This Is My Cat Luna She Is 10 Years Old And The Most Photogenic Unit Ever, Meme Her If You Wish

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    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Put her on a diet, that's not healthy! (if she's on a diet already then good)

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