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The savage art of the comeback is something that we should all take the time and dedication to master. There are very few things in life as satisfying as completely and utterly decimating someone with your wit, your snappiness, and your banter. And if you throw some good old-fashioned logic and common sense into the mix? Whew, you’re a legend.

The place that celebrates these “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments” is the legendary ‘Murdered By Words’ subreddit. Boasting a whopping 2.5 million members, r/MurderedByWords shares the best comebacks that we all wish we came up with ourselves. And, well, during the actual arguments, not days later while we’re shampooing our hair in the shower.

One of the moderators helping manage the vast r/MurderedByWords community answered some of my questions about the community. "The way we see it, a murder should (but doesn't always have to) be more than a quick response or retort. The best murders are well-constructed, thought-out responses that leave the opening argument completely without any ability to reply. In other words, their point has been totally demolished," the mod explained to Bored Panda.

"Now, obviously there's more than one way to murder with words, and sometimes a quick rapier thrust or stab to the heart (a short, swift reply) can be just as deadly as a drawn-out murder, and you'll frequently see both types in this sub," they added. Scroll down for the moderator's insights about how they and their colleagues tackle the challenges that come with managing such a large online community.

Check out the best online verbal put-downs, upvote the ones that impressed you the most, and be sure to give r/MurderedByWords a follow if you’re a fan of their stuff. When you’re done with this article, you’ll find some more inspiration for your future epic comebacks by checking out our previous features of the subreddit here, here, and here. Somebody call the police and the coroner because these ‘word-murders’ are out of control.

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The moderator representing r/MurderedByWords shared with me that they have a very thorough vetting system in place for new mods. "We manage the community by being a tight-knit group of moderators who are all carefully vetted before being given the position, to ensure the stability of the subreddit and that good content gets through," they said. However, it's not just the mods who decide whether or not a comeback can be classified as a 'murder.' That honor is also given to the community members themselves.

"Overall, we believe in letting the subreddit determine what is or isn't a murder, and try to step in or remove posts only when the rules are broken or we see the same post for the gazillionth time," the mod explained.

According to the moderator, the community has its own challenges, just like any other large subreddit. "Every single post will always have someone who says, 'Not a murder,' 'This sub is dying/dead,' 'Mods suck,' etc. That comes with the territory of any subreddit, from smallest to largest," they told Bored Panda that these sorts of comments are completely unavoidable, no matter what the community might be. However, a bigger issue is... politics.

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Far Too Many People See The Answer To This As Being "Yes"

Far Too Many People See The Answer To This As Being "Yes"

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"Another challenge that came up was when we decided before the US Presidential Elections to ban politics from the sub (there is a sticky at the top of the subreddit outlining what is/isn't allowed). Somehow, we managed to have both sides of the political spectrum pissed off at us for that one. Democrats complaining we had caved to the Republicans who kept getting 'owned,' and Republicans complaining because this was one big left-wing [echo chamber] and now they couldn't even respond with their own posts. We then made the ban permanent, but we still have to remove plenty of posts which fit the criteria for the no-politics rule."

But at the core of it all are practical challenges like finding ways to keep the subreddit growing and full of fresh content that will keep redditors happy. "We're lucky in that we frequently create posts that reach the front page and receive tens of thousands of upvotes (many have even passed the 100k upvote mark), which in turn helps draw attention to the sub, which creates more content, etc."

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The Media Makes It To Be A Feel Good Story Over A Dystopian Nightmare

The Media Makes It To Be A Feel Good Story Over A Dystopian Nightmare

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Nearly two years ago, I had a friendly chat with redditor Xor50, who’d been one of the moderators helping run r/MurderedByWords. They told me a bit about the community that has been running since December 2016, the type of content the subreddit features (and how it differs from similar subreddits like r/clevercomebacks), and how to give your put-down more substance.

“A ‘real murder’ in terms of this subreddit would be [this]: A murder should be a response to something or someone that totally, for lack of a better word, destroys them. They are, of course, subjective, and should be more or less based on fact,” Xor50 told Bored Panda previously.

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Am I So Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children Who Are Wrong

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“What is the difference between a ‘murder’ and ‘burn’ anyway? The mod team and even the MBW community has struggled for over a year to try and define the difference. It’s quite subjective and nearly an ‘I know it when I see it!’ situation, however, there are some generalities,” the redditor explained that there have been debates about the details of what constitutes a ‘murder.’

“Murders tend to be longer. It’s nearly impossible to ‘murder’ someone inside of a tweet. It’s just not long enough. You can burn them pretty good yes but a ‘murder’ is far more complete,” they said.

“Basically, anything that you would think is a witticism, one-liner, snappy comeback, or hot take is going to be a burn. Those may be a better fit for /r/clevercomebacks. Murders tend to be long-form, taking a minute or several to read, and thoroughly deconstruct an argument and/or the person making it.”

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Xor50 added that your personal passion for a topic can help inspire you to find a clever way to put down someone’s bad arguments. “Think about a topic you’re really passionate about and imagine you’re talking to an idiot who just doesn’t get it. That’s how I imagine it,” they said.

The art of the comeback isn’t out of reach for us, no matter how epic and unreachable some of these slap-backs and roasts might seem. 

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a good response, that I went and made popcorn and sat in my comfy chair.

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British comedy writer and stand-up comedian Ariane Sherine explained to me during an earlier interview what the most important parts of a comeback are. “I think the most important thing with comebacks is speed. Even if the joke isn't a total zinger, people will be impressed by your quickfire response," she told Bored Panda.

According to Ariane, most stand-up comics actually have a “repertoire of comebacks” that they rely on while on the stage. This way, they can be prepared for hecklers and (at least some) unexpected situations. There’s a lot of prep that goes into being a good comedian!

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“We're not all as fast and talented as it seems! But if we're doing stand-up, our own routines will be original—it's just heckle putdowns that might not be," she said.

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Michelle M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's with people and body hair? If you like body hair, good for you. If you don't, also good for you. No need to body shame someone for something that occurs naturally. It's like insulting someone for having legs. I'm looking at you, female beauty standards

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Seriously What Is Wrong With You

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually don't agree with ministers, but yeah, I agree here.

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Viviane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, but the answer I was looking for is "What is Easter?"

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That's right. A lot of people don't know this. Oh they know who and what Jesus is but I bet most don't know He's still alive!!!

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, does that mean we can have a Good Friday every year for the next 2,000 years to remember George Floyd, and condemn racism and police brutality?

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tw 72
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BTW, Vernon, not everyone is a Christian. Shocking, I know, but you might consider getting used to that idea.

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OCDRobot
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean they go to a place specifically built for him once a week (in some cases more) to worship him and have several holidays based around his existence, but yeah, no one ever talks about Jesus.

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Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude let it go it's been over a thousand years and he was just a carpenter

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right? It's in the past, just move on. We can never move on if we live in the past....

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Memere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever decide to go to church again, it will be the one where Rev. Chuck is preaching!

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An Co
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America has a day to remember Jesus's birth and a day to remember his death. We do not have a single day to remember any of the innocent people killed by cops. Not those killed intentionally, not those killed by negligence, not those killed by reasonable error.

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DarkAngelNic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't recognize? I can't go to most stores on Easter because friggin' zombie Jesus rose from the dead and apparently the whole world needs to shut down whether you believe in that s**t or not.

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh, I recognize Jesus of Nazareth died. And? Next question, please.

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Vermillion Ace #443
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reverend honestly gives a damn, it seems. At least he's got a few shreds of humanity in him.

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Phil Potter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because "Jesus" never existed and George was a real human....

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Shawn Burke
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were both killed by the state. I guess that’s one thing they have in common.

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Karen Lyon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The funny part: I bet he wanted to insert "the F**K" in there. I know I did.

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Kona Pake
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there profit for a white preacher to protest against the death of George Floyd?

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EP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Why would anyone ever say or write something like that? That is really sad.

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Mariette Ferreira
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Practicing Christian here - I agree with the minister (haven't gone to church in 10 years)

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JP Purves
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2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Vernon Jones is such a good christian, does he not celebrate Easter?

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Elise Budd
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6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This comment is not meant to offend anyone so if it does, I apologize. As a Christian, it makes me super sad to see a whole bunch of idiots out there claiming to be Christian but completely going against what the bible and God say. I get that people make mistakes and that fine but when someone claiming to be christian openly negativaly or rudly makes a comment about somthing or someone that they have no business commenting on, just know that is not what we stand for. If you read that whole thing, thank you! Again, not trying to offend anyone. (Also, I think I spelled some stuff wrong, so sorry about that. Lol)

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Wai Keet
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6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Decent Christian ministers are so rare in the USA. They should be protected.

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Lena Flising
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Death of Christ is recognized all over the world for a couple of weeks each year, and has been for about two thousand years. Most people in the world don't know who George Floyd was.

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Jaybird3939
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't go to church, but if I ever did Dr. Chuck's would be where I'd go. Rev Jones, get your head out of your behind.

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The death of Jesus Christ and George Floyd were cumulative. You don't get to offset one against the other. As for "people," they get to think what they want, not what you whine about.

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ChickyChicky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WWJD? Has this guy read his Bible? Does he think Jesus would turn away from George Floyd and racial inequity? If only Jesus had told us some stories about what we should do....

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

black on black issues are the worst annoyance in the entire universe. adding religion to it is worse.. argh Jesus is a savior for about 4 billion people and George Floyd is the savior of change in 7 billion lives' perspective on racism and equality! so shut up

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for fcks sake , theres a whole fckin religion formed around Jesus

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Jane Alexander
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe his triumph over death was what Jesus was trying to communicate.

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Terd Fergison
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you have any scientific evidence that jesus triumphed anything, let alone death?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

floyd, the criminal, was made a hero...Jesus, a hero, was made a criminal

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Terd Fergison
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did jesus really die in your opinion? According to the myths in the bible, jesus had one rough weekend & then he went to heaven. Some humans have sacrificed & suffered much more than jesus supposedly did. Look at John McCain (who I didn't like), he was tortured in Vietnam for years & he didn't give up information on his officers. If god can do anything, why can't he just forgive? What's with the blood & torture? God is supposedly an all-powerful, all-good, perfect being with a divine plan. He created everything. He created the universe, he created the creatures in it, & created the rules for what are sins. Why did he create anything at all? Why create things that will go against him? Piss him off? Why create sins or even the potential to sin? Do you believe in heaven? Is heaven all-good? Are there sins in heaven? So god can create a place that's all-good with no sins in it. Why not do that on earth? Instead you have this nonsensical story about torture & jesus (who may not be real).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish people recognized the death of Jesus Christ as much as they do their Nana. That's all I have to say.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did jesus really die in your opinion? According to the myths in the bible, jesus had one rough weekend & then he went to heaven. Some humans have sacrificed & suffered much more than jesus supposedly did. Look at John McCain (who I didn't like), he was tortured in Vietnam for years & he didn't give up information on his officers. If god can do anything, why can't he just forgive? What's with the blood & torture? God is supposedly an all-powerful, all-good, perfect being with a divine plan. He created everything. He created the universe, he created the creatures in it, & created the rules for what are sins. Why did he create anything at all? Why create things that will go against him? Piss him off? Why create sins or even the potential to sin? Do you believe in heaven? Is heaven all-good? Are there sins in heaven? So god can create a place that's all-good with no sins in it. Why not do that on earth? Instead you have this nonsensical story about torture & jesus (who may not be real).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another nonsensical rebuttal. What in the world is he trying to say? That people should not recognize the death of Jesus Christ? That George Floyd was as deserving of recognition as Jesus Christ?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did jesus really die in your opinion? According to the myths in the bible, jesus had one rough weekend & then he went to heaven. Some humans have sacrificed & suffered much more than jesus supposedly did. Look at John McCain (who I didn't like), he was tortured in Vietnam for years & he didn't give up information on his officers. If god can do anything, why can't he just forgive? What's with the blood & torture? God is supposedly an all-powerful, all-good, perfect being with a divine plan. He created everything. He created the universe, he created the creatures in it, & created the rules for what are sins. Why did he create anything at all? Why create things that will go against him? Piss him off? Why create sins or even the potential to sin? Do you believe in heaven? Is heaven all-good? Are there sins in heaven? So god can create a place that's all-good with no sins in it. Why not do that on earth? Instead you have this nonsensical story about torture & jesus (who may not be real).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With George Floyd's death, we asked (including me) "Why?! Why did he have to die?" We wanted to know. We demanded answers. We went on to take action in response to those answers. So, with Jesus Christ's death, I know I asked "Why?! Why did he have to die?" I wanted to know. I demanded answers. I took action in response to those answers. Have you? Aren't both men deserving of equal consideration? I think so. That's all.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did jesus really die in your opinion? According to the myths in the bible, jesus had one rough weekend & then he went to heaven. Some humans have sacrificed & suffered much more than jesus supposedly did. Look at John McCain (who I didn't like), he was tortured in Vietnam for years & he didn't give up information on his officers. If god can do anything, why can't he just forgive? What's with the blood & torture? God is supposedly an all-powerful, all-good, perfect being with a divine plan. He created everything. He created the universe, he created the creatures in it, & created the rules for what are sins. Why did he create anything at all? Why create things that will go against him? Piss him off? Why create sins or even the potential to sin? Do you believe in heaven? Is heaven all-good? Are there sins in heaven? So god can create a place that's all-good with no sins in it. Why not do that on earth? Instead you have this illogical, nonsensical story about torture & jesus.

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I'm Christian. Jesus Christ died to save His creation. If you will accept Him into your life, you have a place in heaven. The reason most people don't accept Him is because they know they have done wrong and refuse to be accountable for it. God loves you.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the theology that you were taught. It doesn't take into account that other faiths also hold people accountable for their actions. How they atone can vary: confession to a religious authority, prayer, direct atonement to the person they sinned against, etc. Atheists can certainly feel guilt, empathy and act selflessly towards others. Altruism has been observed in dolphins, wolves, and even vampire bats. Anyways, no worries, I had to learn similar things through observation, reading, thinking, and talking to different people and listening to them.

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Interesting, the races of each one to their comments

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Typical: forget behaving like a Christian trumps gibbering in like one (aka hypocrite)

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Ariane revealed to Bored Panda that comedy professionals build up emotional resilience with time and experience.

“Heckle putdowns are generally shared among comics so there's no code of honor when it comes to using them (but you mustn't nick original stand-up material!),” Ariane told me where we can find some inspiration for clever comebacks.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear men who consider this a good advice: I agree, please stay the f**k away from us.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People think they have the right to people because they see them on TV

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The comedy writer also pointed out that comebacks can either be spontaneous or more planned out (if you’ve got the time), depending on the actual comic. 

"It [the comeback] needs to be very fast, well-timed, and take people by surprise as well as being clever, witty, and immediately understandable,” she said, adding that it’s relatively rare in her experience to have spontaneous eruptions of genius all the time. “That's relatively rare in my experience. I'm sure many other comics are more natural than I am!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'As a man, the only emotion you should show is forest hack-saw domination', said, a conservative.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I admit, I have a pretty good life ... but I've suffered chronic depression since I was a kid. There's no logic to depression.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I completely support LGBTQ rights because LGBTQ people are the same as us heterosexuals, they just have different romantic preferences. They don't deserve to be treated as less than us...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not just that, his first 2 people were cancelled for eating a fruit he made

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the actual f*ck is the original poster thinking? This must be one of the stupidest things I have ever read.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a difference between “old rich” and “new rich” here. Old rich (families that are wealthy for many generations) don’t usually show off.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

US heath insurance is a scam... And textbooks are a scam... And minimum wage is a scam... Basically everything is a scam

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still dont get it, why some people think that vaccination is evil, and but mumbo-jumbo things offered on the internet will work to cure cancer.

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But How Will They Make Money If They Can't Take Advantage Of People?!??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"anyone who isn't within walking distance of a school shooting"...

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Doctor Of Reading?

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Basil Ignatov
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like the symptoms of covid...so people without vaccination tend to get covid symptoms ... Who'd ave guessed?

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I Don’t Really Know If This Counts But..

I Don’t Really Know If This Counts But..

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UncleRussian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1) why would you be this pretentious in the first place 2) why would you be so pretentious on a god damn memes page...

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#42

Just So We’re Clear

Just So We’re Clear

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#43

It's Almost As If

It's Almost As If

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just me
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am in favor of unions, but... They need to protect the integrity of a profession and not just the workers. Police unions shouldn't protect dirty cops. Teacher/education unions shouldn't protect abusive staff.

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You Can't Justify Her Actions No Matter What

You Can't Justify Her Actions No Matter What

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was trying to create a new line of skin care products...to sell in baskets....

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#45

I Once Knew A Peacock

I Once Knew A Peacock

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