50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

This should be higher.

This anonymous person agrees

Sounds like something a werewolf would say...

Gentlemen. You don't give birth. Sit down when abortion is discussed.

Spot on. As a doctor, you are absolutely obliged to treat all patients the same way, regardless of age, gender, occupation, and anything else. If one is unable to do this, they simply aren't doctor material and should not be allowed to graduate.

Reminds me of a time i went on a speed dating: 4/5 dudes straight up told me that they're intimidated with intelligent women. The only one that did not - was a self sufficient, creative, ambitious and overall impressive guy

Who the heck gets in an Uber and asks about their religion? Who?

Doi! Oh man

That is the way to do it!

Wow, that is absolutely disgusting.

It's the same distinction between them being blessed with a fruitful marriage, where immigrants breed like rabbits.

YES!!!!!

People that are condescending about other people's jobs are usually parasites with no job at all.

I like this comeback alot.

He really didn't think that one out.

On point.

She shouldn't have said gender neutral ,if she was gonna make a sexist comment. It's like god can u even read

It's funny how it's always the people with fragile egos accusing others of being snowflakes, when they themselves are visibly half melted in outrage.

The store should not have let them in .....or they took their masks off once inside to show offf. We should be fining this behavior. You can get a fine for music being too loud or disturbing the piece or reckless endangerment. STOP MAKING MASKS POLITICAL

Amen. Speaking from NZ and Australia I just laugh at how retarded the Americans are in this topic. Raped by your insurance companies and begging for more

Was it this one or some other blonde right-wing mouthpiece who later had to admit that she was in a completely different city at the time?

I wonder where she got her sharp tongue from? ;)

This is a famous old case, still worth bringing up occasionally, as many people never questioned the "scamming from poor corporations" line.

And it was the judge & jury that decided to award her with that amount. She did not sue for that amount. After all the facts came to light regarding McDonald's greedy reckless business decisions, the courts found it not only appropriate to compensate this poor woman, but to also punish McDonald's. Justice served (at just the right temp)

For the record, it was so hot it fused her labia together.

I've seen the photos of the lady's injuries. Horrific.

I always thought that was a frivolous lawsuit until I read that the coffee was so hot it FUSED HER GENITALS SHUT! That is horrifying.

I believe she burned her genitals and had to get skin grafts. She just wanted them to pay for her medical bills nothing extra but they couldn’t even do that. I’m glad she won the lawsuit.

That poor woman needed skin grafts. What a heartless jerk

She wasn't poor, she was just elderly and Medicaid sucks ass.

I was wondering "How the hell can you serve coffee at 190 or even 160 degrees?" before I realized it was farenheit. I think I should sleep more.

I am not defending McDonalds at all but what folks need to remember is that this happened in 1994. 3 years after the internet became public. Back then there wasn't social media (that happened in the early 2000s), there wasn't google (that was in 1998) and obviously the news was still in print so the hows and the whys of this lawsuit were not readily available to everyone. That meant there was a huge misunderstanding as to the details of the case. So people formed opinions/theories over what was available to them. Now we can find all of that information at our fingertips but people still cling to their original assessment and therefore post stupid s**t like the OP did.

Brainwashed by corporations so they are shills against the average person. What is interesting is how foot-shooting is the common practice.

The burns fused her labia!

Also she was an old lady

I didn't know that. You learn something important every day.

BRAVO

Are you saying that you need a law that says they had to let the coffee cool down because people are too dumb to know that boiling water is quite hot?

I read that her lap was burnt so bady that her skin melted her genitals shut.

Ummm I got 2nd degree burns on my chest from spilling soup that I made , I was walking and bumped a door . I didn’t sue the soup company or kitchen aid

I have NO PROBLEM with corporations being fined millions or BILLIONS. But paying it to the first person who sues them for an infraction is stupid. Fine them and have the money go to pay for the legal system, or charity, or someone other than the person who sued. Give that person (and every other person who sues for the same thing) money for pain and suffering, lost wages, medical, etc., but not "profit". THAT'S where the greed and frivolous lawsuits come in.

Completely unrelated but I have slightly burnt my tongue on hot cocoa several times because I underestimated its hotness.

And the "orange chicken" add is a nice bonus

Is there such thing as the "right" house to kill people in?

A lot of immigrants work in jobs that others don’t want to do, majority have come for a better life and will take what they can, they have to start their lives all over again and they are not picky like many of us westerners (especially the privileged). They often take the lower paying jobs like trolley collectors, taxi/uber drivers, food delivery drivers and fruit pickers etc. What a lot of people don’t seem to understand is that a lot of these immigrants are well educated but their qualifications mean nothing because of where they are from and studied so they have to do it all over again.