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In the perfect world, nobody would ever cheat, tell lies, and try to get away with it. But this is not an ideal world and relationships often take challenging turns that leave hearts shattered into pieces.

So when a Twitter user asked “Ladies, what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?” it was destined to resonate with many women out there who have heard too many lies, both hilarious and heartbreaking, in their lives.

Below we wrapped up some of the most sinister responses women have shared in response to the question, so scroll down to find out what they said.

#1

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    amazonBeau Report

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon to be ex-fiancee. So what happened next?

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    #3

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    IamKimDonaldson Report

    FakeOptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, a honeymoon is a vacation, isn't it ?

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    #5

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    sunrisegodess Report

    Cee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

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    #6

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    Nki19 Report

    Brazen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

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    #7

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red hot coals are known for their suction I guess 😆

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    #8

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    sandwitchyy Report

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    #9

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    ogahj_ Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An "all white party" sounds like a KKK convention

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    #11

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    Bripping_Talls Report

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh - so realistic! That should fool anyone (sarcastic eye roll)

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    #13

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    aTransGiirl Report

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    216ix Report

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

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    #15

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    DreaVegas Report

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

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    #16

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    GinWithMargo Report

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

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    #17

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    yindrita_v Report

    Tyler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most courteous guy on this list!

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    #18

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    thereallmai Report

    Amy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent "prank" coming from a joke.

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    #24

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    spicyKimo Report

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

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    #25

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    ImKelz Report

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    jnlaurie Report

    #27

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

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    #28

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    NatDesrosiers1 Report

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness you were smart enough not to believe his (obviously) bad lies

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    #29

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    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

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    #30

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    Connie Jakobsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, you have two grandmothers, so why not 😂

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    #31

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the two women never talked during the rides like normal people

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    #33

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

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    #34

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    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this person was able to get away.

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    #35

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    mssanwu Report

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

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    #36

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

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    #38

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    SeamusRGN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called a "posh wank" in the common parlance.

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    #39

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    Cee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally I would hate the whole “babysitting his own kids” bit but in this case, it may actually be accurate

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    Deb M.F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my ex made my daughter (she was around 26 then) lie to me about a "surprise" trip out of town (she still lived with me) then a few years later she said it wasn't just a trip to see her dad..it was he was getting remarried and didn't want me to know since I may just "flip out" I was like WTF...I could care less. Divorced his a*s over 20 years ago! Was more pissed that he made her lie to me

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    #42

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    Brazen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bronchitis in his prostate? Brings a whole new meaning to "cough for me".

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    #44

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    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there was no real child involved!

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    #45

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    _PrettyyVirgo Report

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    caralatour Report

    Cee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like she’s more mad at the chick than her ex

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    pvmsu Report

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A MALE Immaculate Conception! That's a money maker, right there!

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    #48

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    AlexisSinnn Report

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    Asia_Trill_ Report

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hard lie to verify, no one goes into malls anymore.

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    magggwai Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does bots stand for "bitches on the side"?

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    #52

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you were cheated on and the baby mama threatened YOU?!? Alrighty then

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    #55

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    d_lobelia Report

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why l don't date anyone really close to an ex. Been there, happened that.

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    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men think that is a prison sentence.

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the crutches left blisters, bruises and raw skin. Would serve him right

    #60

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    Jameka__A Report

    #61

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    httpsdead222 Report

    #62

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    nieceytaughtme Report

    #63

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    OkuhleQasana Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Translate tells me that the last phrase is Xhosa for "Hey guys" XD It sounds like it is maybe meant to be an expression of disbelief or exasperation?

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    #65

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    Beyond_Dre Report

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    AlysiaKiaraa Report

    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be getting old, I had to read that so many times and I'm still not sure I understand.

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