40 Women Share The Most Unbelievable Lies Men Came Up With When Caught Red-Handed

Gas, let me introduce you to flame

Soon to be ex-fiancee. So what happened next?

Well, a honeymoon is a vacation, isn't it ?

🤣

This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

Red hot coals are known for their suction I guess 😆

ROTFLMAO.! He seriously thought you'd believe that!??

An "all white party" sounds like a KKK convention

So he was doing his cousin🤪

Ooooh - so realistic! That should fool anyone (sarcastic eye roll)

Way to start off parenthood! NOT!

That escalated quickly.

Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

Most courteous guy on this list!

Excellent "prank" coming from a joke.

Lordy, that's pathetic

Not in men...

No one is really that stupid, are they?

Wtf?!?!

A minute was about 59 seconds too long

This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

shhh he’s in the stage of denial

*banjo music starts playing*

Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

Thank goodness you were smart enough not to believe his (obviously) bad lies

Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

You know, you have two grandmothers, so why not 😂

I guess the two women never talked during the rides like normal people

What a wuss!!!

I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

I hope this person was able to get away.

Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

The improv is strong with this one.

"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

This is called a "posh wank" in the common parlance.

Why did he even- Is he that big of an idiot?

Normally I would hate the whole “babysitting his own kids” bit but in this case, it may actually be accurate

my ex made my daughter (she was around 26 then) lie to me about a "surprise" trip out of town (she still lived with me) then a few years later she said it wasn't just a trip to see her dad..it was he was getting remarried and didn't want me to know since I may just "flip out" I was like WTF...I could care less. Divorced his a*s over 20 years ago! Was more pissed that he made her lie to me

Bronchitis in his prostate? Brings a whole new meaning to "cough for me".

Dodged a bullet, I'd say

At least there was no real child involved!

How can people even joke about something like that!??

I feel like she’s more mad at the chick than her ex

A MALE Immaculate Conception! That's a money maker, right there!

Divine intervention, then?

It's a hard lie to verify, no one goes into malls anymore.

Does bots stand for "bitches on the side"?

That's seriously screwed up

Wait, you were cheated on and the baby mama threatened YOU?!? Alrighty then

Uhhhhh..... can't.

Good grief! 🙄

And that's why l don't date anyone really close to an ex. Been there, happened that.

*facepalm* Twit

Some men think that is a prison sentence.

🙄

Hope the crutches left blisters, bruises and raw skin. Would serve him right

In HS!?! Hate to imagine what they're like now

I really wanna ask how

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Google Translate tells me that the last phrase is Xhosa for "Hey guys" XD It sounds like it is maybe meant to be an expression of disbelief or exasperation?

Say it ain't so.

Must have been one heck of a fight!

Honest profession, why lie?

I must be getting old, I had to read that so many times and I'm still not sure I understand.