Jimmy Fallon strikes again. This time he asked people to share their most regrettable #WhyDidISayThat moments and the answers didn't disappoint.
The collection proves that occasionally everybody experience a sudden brain_function.exe error. So next time (trust me, there WILL be a next time) you say something stupid, don't be too hard on yourself, but remember to share it on the internet.
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I've apologized to my dog for accidently bumping her. Bless her heart, I have yet to hear her tell me it's okay, and she forgives me! :)
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I once asked how many slices were in an 8 slice pizza (apparently there's 8 who knew) instead of is there 8 slices in a medium...
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DOH!!!! Um, Yeah.... Can you come in on Saturday AND Sunday? That'll be great.
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my teachers never said cool stuff - mostly, "sit down and shut up", for the 100th time today.
While on a school trip on a bus with both students and their parents. We'd stopped for lunch and the students had been given a ball as a treat with their food. I anounced in a loud voice. Could all students keep both hands on their balls please because someones going to fall over if they keep letting them go in the aisle! The parents erupted in laughter!
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It was an easy mistake. I think she should have continued to talk and let it go. By not saying anything only made matters worse than they need be.
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Poor guy you know This could have been a great accidental pick up line.
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Well, some journalist did ask the Proclaimers where they first met. (They are twins)
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See that's actually the right answer. I was always told ask a stupid question get a stupid answer. Dude deserved that
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Hot guys make girls say and do the most bizarre things and vice versa with hot girls and guys
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I learned a lonnng time ago, to make the right noises and lie when it came to babies and toddlers.
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I hate it when someone asks for your name and you get a mental blank thinking "who am I again?" haha
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I was playing a game with my 3 year old nice and my gf, the point of the game was that you remove the sticks from a container filled with glass balls. the point was to remove as many sticks as you can and have as little balls fall as possible. So I said first you play with a stick and then you play with the balls. To say the least, my gf was on the floor crying and then it hit me...
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Don't get it, but I am not native English speaker.. mus be some phonetic sense ?
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My friend ordered a quesadilla in LA, and it didn't come with cheese. When she asked the waiter, the waiter said, "Our quesadilla don't come with cheese." :o
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I think"you too" is the most popular polite response it just sounds funny when it's misused
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I had a kid do that to me recently... I just said it's not a real baby just a food baby. The mother thanked me for being so nice about it
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I was talking to my boss once and thinking in my mind that it makes sense to start this project after a month. I decided to say we should wait and ended up saying we should mate... #facepalm #whydidisaythat
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Same reason ur kids do it's there. I talk to my fish knowing full well there not listening it makes you feel like ur not alone
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One time my friend told me he had lost his Grandfather, on instinct I asked him if he had checked behind the sofa.
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves.... for we shall never cease to be amused!
Anyone else ever say "Thanks, you too" when a waiter/waitress said "enjoy your lunch" after bringing your food?
I just spoke to a beetroot, which had wrinkled inside the fridge and so I had put it in a bowl filled with water in my kitchen to freshen it up. I said "I am making you fat so that I can eat you." Then I said "Sorry, I hope you didn't hear that". 😅 My husband looked at me in disbelief. Haha 😬
This is truly funny, i love this about barber, this happend to me everytime~
Back when I was a drama student I planned to treat myself to a video camera. while browsing with a friend, a shop assistance was showing me the different ranges and asked what needs I needed in a camera. My replied was I'm wanting something with night vision for making home movies. I s**t you not. Everyone in the shop turned around and It suddenly drawn on me what I had just said. I turned bright red and tried to explained that I was at college and we wanted to make a movie at night in a grave yard. I left without a camera dew to being a too embarrassed 17 year old.
I was never into Lord of the Rings when I was little, never got to it, but one day I found the first book for one euro and bought it, but had to go to collect it to the shop. Went in and the guy who was handing out collections was this huge chunk of meat in a black company t shirt and trousers, looking just like a bouncer, and I in my sixteen years felt intimidated. He looks at the book and goes "LOTR, huh?" and my defensiveness kicked in and said "Yeah, but I just bought it cause it was so cheap." He goes "I read it thirteen times." I had no idea how to react so I asked "And was it good?"
Supervising bar at work, ordered a case or lesbians over the wallow talkie....I meant lemonade
At the end of a date meeting her parents... Her father: hope to meet you again soon. Me: I'm sure we will, I mean none of us is dying ???????? Her mother had a brain tumor..????
Last week, I was talking to a very attractive guy. Every time I speak to him, I get extremely nervous. In my mind, I think of all the smart things to say to him, but my mouth and my brain do not agree with each other. He recently became a qualified commercial pilot. I asked him "so, now that you're qualified, are you able to fly overseas?" He answered "yes". I said "awesome! You can fly me to Byron Bay then! I'll pay you good money!" I live in Australia. Byron Bay isn't overseas, it's interstate. So that comment made me sound extremely stupid, and the "I'll pay you good money" part made me look desperate! A few weeks ago, I said to the same guy "when I buy my DSLR camera, I will practice on you and the guys (his band)". I left the venue, and then it occurred to me. I was like "did I actually say those words? That sounded really bad!" Luckily, he hasn't said anything yet! I told my friends what I said and they think those were both kind of cute and hilarious.
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves.... for we shall never cease to be amused!
Anyone else ever say "Thanks, you too" when a waiter/waitress said "enjoy your lunch" after bringing your food?
I just spoke to a beetroot, which had wrinkled inside the fridge and so I had put it in a bowl filled with water in my kitchen to freshen it up. I said "I am making you fat so that I can eat you." Then I said "Sorry, I hope you didn't hear that". 😅 My husband looked at me in disbelief. Haha 😬
This is truly funny, i love this about barber, this happend to me everytime~
Back when I was a drama student I planned to treat myself to a video camera. while browsing with a friend, a shop assistance was showing me the different ranges and asked what needs I needed in a camera. My replied was I'm wanting something with night vision for making home movies. I s**t you not. Everyone in the shop turned around and It suddenly drawn on me what I had just said. I turned bright red and tried to explained that I was at college and we wanted to make a movie at night in a grave yard. I left without a camera dew to being a too embarrassed 17 year old.
I was never into Lord of the Rings when I was little, never got to it, but one day I found the first book for one euro and bought it, but had to go to collect it to the shop. Went in and the guy who was handing out collections was this huge chunk of meat in a black company t shirt and trousers, looking just like a bouncer, and I in my sixteen years felt intimidated. He looks at the book and goes "LOTR, huh?" and my defensiveness kicked in and said "Yeah, but I just bought it cause it was so cheap." He goes "I read it thirteen times." I had no idea how to react so I asked "And was it good?"
Supervising bar at work, ordered a case or lesbians over the wallow talkie....I meant lemonade
At the end of a date meeting her parents... Her father: hope to meet you again soon. Me: I'm sure we will, I mean none of us is dying ???????? Her mother had a brain tumor..????
Last week, I was talking to a very attractive guy. Every time I speak to him, I get extremely nervous. In my mind, I think of all the smart things to say to him, but my mouth and my brain do not agree with each other. He recently became a qualified commercial pilot. I asked him "so, now that you're qualified, are you able to fly overseas?" He answered "yes". I said "awesome! You can fly me to Byron Bay then! I'll pay you good money!" I live in Australia. Byron Bay isn't overseas, it's interstate. So that comment made me sound extremely stupid, and the "I'll pay you good money" part made me look desperate! A few weeks ago, I said to the same guy "when I buy my DSLR camera, I will practice on you and the guys (his band)". I left the venue, and then it occurred to me. I was like "did I actually say those words? That sounded really bad!" Luckily, he hasn't said anything yet! I told my friends what I said and they think those were both kind of cute and hilarious.