Jimmy Fallon strikes again. This time he asked people to share their most regrettable #WhyDidISayThat moments and the answers didn't disappoint.

The collection proves that occasionally everybody experience a sudden brain_function.exe error. So next time (trust me, there WILL be a next time) you say something stupid, don't be too hard on yourself, but remember to share it on the internet.

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jodyandmatt Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've apologized to my dog for accidently bumping her. Bless her heart, I have yet to hear her tell me it's okay, and she forgives me! :)

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mc_arthur123 Report

Hayley Lightcap
Community Member
4 years ago

Honestly, that's one of the greatest things I've ever heard

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angelsteve89 Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I once asked how many slices were in an 8 slice pizza (apparently there's 8 who knew) instead of is there 8 slices in a medium...

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emilycarver Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

It had to be at a church that just makes it

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meredethharvey Report

Pamela Beuret
Community Member
4 years ago

ahahahahahhaha XDDD so kind... so mean XDDD so EPIC

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BBowl26 Report

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Ah.... Habits. ^_-

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heychessikuh Report

Alessandra Cruz
Community Member
4 years ago

yes. brain too fast (or too automatic) tongue too slow ;)

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RPandolfino Report

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

This one is actually kinda cute.

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aestheticabg Report

SparklyCuckoo
Community Member
4 years ago

A super salad sounds awesome!

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TheHorrorDude Report

Cody Eriksen
Community Member
4 years ago

DOH!!!! Um, Yeah.... Can you come in on Saturday AND Sunday? That'll be great.

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sarah_madden Report

Vicky Jackson
Community Member
4 years ago

Genuinely mad me laugh. Hahaha!

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BenHerrick727 Report

SparklyCuckoo
Community Member
4 years ago

I bet they're all still laughing. :D

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

You just know that they all laughed

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

He should say that EVERY year

Steven Rundle
Community Member
4 years ago

Now switch from the A hole to the B hole

Holleigh Bennett
Community Member
4 years ago

Haha nice

Socially Awkward
Community Member
3 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Jim Phoenix
Community Member
4 years ago

There was one a bit ago

Jim Phoenix
Community Member
4 years ago

I still can't breathe

Gay Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

my teachers never said cool stuff - mostly, "sit down and shut up", for the 100th time today.

Community Member
4 years ago

My music teacher did this once and we died.

AnimalLover1117
Community Member
4 years ago

omg

Leah C
Community Member
4 years ago

That reminds me. My brother once had this cyst cut out of his neck. Talking to a friend on the phone he said, "I've got this big ass hole on my neck."

Karyn Benny
Community Member
4 years ago

While on a school trip on a bus with both students and their parents. We'd stopped for lunch and the students had been given a ball as a treat with their food. I anounced in a loud voice. Could all students keep both hands on their balls please because someones going to fall over if they keep letting them go in the aisle! The parents erupted in laughter!

Flora Polvado
Community Member
4 years ago

And just the right age group. Nice.

Lynn Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

LMAO

Crochet Rox
Community Member
4 years ago

LMAO!!

Andrea Lackey
Community Member
4 years ago

Nothing to be ashamed of...we all have one. ????

Shara Guinesso
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG!!!! hahahaha that is awesome!

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kenfleet Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

No sense of humor. I laughed

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kingedhill Report

SparklyCuckoo
Community Member
4 years ago

It was a lesser spotted zoo janitor XD

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1andrewfenton Report

Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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kteainthesun Report

Jocelyn
Community Member
4 years ago

why would he be picking out a gift for himself for father's day?

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PortableTrevor Report

Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahahahhahahahahha! Oh, awkward starters are the worst. Lol

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labkovski Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

That's close enough.

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thebrianblack Report

Cherie
Community Member
4 years ago

Oooops.

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safootie Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

It was an easy mistake. I think she should have continued to talk and let it go. By not saying anything only made matters worse than they need be.

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WMuckian Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor guy you know This could have been a great accidental pick up line.

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brigettecwarren Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I've yet to actually enjoy going to the bathroom

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Brytni Previsich Report

Geek In the Blue Toolbox
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, some journalist did ask the Proclaimers where they first met. (They are twins)

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KasiaEmerald Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

See that's actually the right answer. I was always told ask a stupid question get a stupid answer. Dude deserved that

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savannahseymour Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Hot guys make girls say and do the most bizarre things and vice versa with hot girls and guys

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TimHoma Report

Andrea Ferber
Community Member
4 years ago

That's kind of sweet.

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painfully_cool Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Honesty is the best policy... right

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Holleigh Bennett
Community Member
4 years ago

Oops lol

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KristenRose124 Report

Wendy Crow
Community Member
4 years ago

I learned a lonnng time ago, to make the right noises and lie when it came to babies and toddlers.

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hayasince97 Report

Gara Gara
Community Member
4 years ago

Never,just never make that mistake when you visit USA.Just don't.

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kfrustere Report

Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

I thought it was a god one ... I'd have a laugh

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whogetsme Report

Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
4 years ago

I hate it when someone asks for your name and you get a mental blank thinking "who am I again?" haha

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beckyleger Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Same story as me but someone wished me a happy birthday.

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laura_bobo Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

Then quit talking and go laminate those menus!

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leepowell28 Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

"I drink to forget the time"???? WTF?

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misterabrams Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

I've asked for a "to go box" at the drive-thru

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RDCKyRose Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

And I thought Jurassic park was a documentary

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TooShy2Fly Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

That's not creepy... *shutter*

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Darth_Pingu Report

Anna Versace
Community Member
4 years ago

I was playing a game with my 3 year old nice and my gf, the point of the game was that you remove the sticks from a container filled with glass balls. the point was to remove as many sticks as you can and have as little balls fall as possible. So I said first you play with a stick and then you play with the balls. To say the least, my gf was on the floor crying and then it hit me...

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SethGoodtime Report

Wombat34
Community Member
4 years ago

That's funny and you know it.

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chelsey_alese Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Could have been ayjay..

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JanaMarieSusan Report

Greta Bu
Community Member
4 years ago

Awkward

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AlexAndTheCityy Report

Kaiserin Sissi
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, technically you did :)

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TRC_AfterParty Report

Oscar Hanzély
Community Member
4 years ago

Don't get it, but I am not native English speaker.. mus be some phonetic sense ?

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woahhitsmwaps Report

Spinaap
Community Member
4 years ago

actually, those two are related

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Kacey_Yolanda Report

Geek In the Blue Toolbox
Community Member
4 years ago

My friend ordered a quesadilla in LA, and it didn't come with cheese. When she asked the waiter, the waiter said, "Our quesadilla don't come with cheese." :o

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alanr_92 Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I can see me doing that cause I assume coffee to just be hot.

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AreejRodrigo_ Report

Jill Robinson
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG hahah . I'm going to burn

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ryanbreytaa Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I think"you too" is the most popular polite response it just sounds funny when it's misused

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Wombat34
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope you said 'bloood!' with guttural emphasis, like a vampire.

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TonyTubesZerr Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Not a good home but somehow still funny

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TheRockinGoff Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I had a kid do that to me recently... I just said it's not a real baby just a food baby. The mother thanked me for being so nice about it

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Wendy Crow
Community Member
4 years ago

I like that actually.

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jimmyfallon Report

seaufke
Community Member
4 years ago

always "a friend"..

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BiniiTheBlini Report

Frøya Olsen
Community Member
4 years ago

O.o

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nelsonmasyan Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

More proof that “you too" is default

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iam_afox Report

Shruti Naik
Community Member
4 years ago

I was talking to my boss once and thinking in my mind that it makes sense to start this project after a month. I decided to say we should wait and ended up saying we should mate... #facepalm #whydidisaythat

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SewSephorah Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Same reason ur kids do it's there. I talk to my fish knowing full well there not listening it makes you feel like ur not alone

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KateEM29 Report

Over Opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Banana + bread = banana bread

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loislanekay Report

PyroKitty
Community Member
1 year ago

Funny thing is, I was actually created through IVF (google it if you're confused, don't worry it's not inappropriate)

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SethGoodtime Report

Robyn Scott
Community Member
4 years ago

Spoken in Quagmire's voice.........giggity....

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Eddie_V13 Report

Wombat34
Community Member
4 years ago

Spoonerism. Routine.

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stressedsoul_ Report

Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHA I do that when I'm nervous

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