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The world can sometimes feel like a nasty and sad place. It can seem hard to really make a change or fix things, many problems just seem pretty big or too complicated. However, as some people point out online, “you can just do stuff,” although sometimes that means breaking a few rules here or there.

The “Chaotic Good” online community is dedicated to sharing those wholesome moments where people decided to right some injustice their own way. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to detail your own experiences and exploits in the comments below.

#1

F***ing Comrade Madlad

Chaotic good example: politician in Mexico removes clothes during debate to protest corruption and poverty.

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Pencil
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who invents these stories? For anyone who's interested: in 2013 MP Antonio Garcia Conejo did strip to his underwear but it was in protest of an bill allowing foreign investment in Mexican energy companies. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-latin-america-25365314

Zophra
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that's not nearly as dramatic. Where's the fun in that? /s

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, this isn't exactly true. While Rep. Antonio Garcia did take his clothes off, the speech attributed to it is false. Source: Reuters https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/false-quote-attributed-to-half-clothed-mexican-politician-idUSL1N2MZ0NG/

RedMarbles
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, the quote is not accurate. Reuters translated it as "For this reason, companions, just as you have stripped the nation by privatising Teléfonos de México (the country’s telecommunications provider), this is how you are stripping the nation. I am not ashamed (of stripping) because what you are doing, you took away and privatised Teléfonos de México and where is the benefit?"

john doe
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We need politicians like that here in the US

greenguy
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are you being down voted, you're right - instead we have demented old men

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weatherwitch
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a powerful way to make a point ❤️

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    #2

    F**king Madlad

    Elderly man in Taiwan painting colorful murals on walls to save his village, exemplifying chaotic good intentions.

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    Owen
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Hero & damn good artist.

    Susan Atkinson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A life well lived. I'm sure. ♥️

    Mike L
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    96??? This guy needs a gallery to sell T Shirts posters and hats reproduced from the art. Make the old goat rich!

    Jenka666
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is incredible regardless but the fact that he was 96 is next level

    Jrog
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't start it at 96... He was 80, a retired army man but already doing artistic work since his teenage years.

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    Anne Morin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Seems like this tactic could work in a number of situations!

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a wonderful artist with a true love of his town. Excellent work, too. I hope they can also charge a fee here and there and that he was given anything he needed. I am sure he is/was well cared for and modest. And all at 96 years old. maybe it is his final legacy now

    Sandy Ozanich
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just brilliant! Great painting by a 96 yr. Old man! God Bless him!

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    #3

    Anon Is Chaotic F***ing Good!

    "Chaotic good action: anonymous text detailing gradual reduction of nicotine in vape juice to help girlfriend quit a*******n."

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    The Cute Cat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any good BF or spouse should do the same..

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    Ozymandias73
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTG Anon! That slow weening is the most wholesome devious way to offer help w/o hurting someone addicted to a d**g. Kudos to them for not "stealing her thunder" as well.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How realistic is this?

    DowntownStevieB
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's amazing. I wish I could do that with my husband's smokes.

    Argle Bargle
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could cut the ends off a miniscule amount until one day he is down to just the filter

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    Riley Quinn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any kid who's watered down their parents' liquor knows this works - up until a point. Surprised she didn't notice. Glad she didn't.

    The Panda society
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I alone in thinking this is not wholesome and nice? Never tamper with something that someone else is going to consume!!!

    Sanfransweety
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah may be good intentions but still has creepy element

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    m6nbtfpx7q
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great story and all, but how does one verify they’re using 49% instead of 50% then 48 instead of 49 and so on to 0?

    LiterallyJustKen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad that it didn’t have the adverse effect

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    If this is the first time you hear about chaotic good and it sounds like this implies the existence of lawful good (or even evil) then you are in luck, you guessed correctly. Folks familiar with table-top roleplaying (most famously, Dungeons and Dragons) will recognize the terms from what is called “character alignment.”

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    In short, one can be good, neutral or even evil. A bit reductive, perhaps, but there is always some value in simplicity. There is also an x axis to one’s moral y axis, namely, being “lawful” or, as seen here, “chaotic.” In short, it’s a reflection of the means someone is willing to go to achieve some ends.

    #4

    F**k Nestle

    Child working with cocoa beans, highlighting exploitation and an instance of chaotic good action against Nestle's practices.

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    Nikole
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Fúck Nestle.

    Miriam Insidecor
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern slavery and disgusting exploitation. And yet I doubt they'll be hdld accountable.

    David
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Now do another one about how they screwed over breastfeeding mothers and their babies.

    Riley Quinn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just Nestle, and it's not just chocolate manufacturers. If consumers actually did a bit of digging into their favorite foods, clothing, technical devices, and much more, they'd learn that exploitation is occurring across the globe in virtually every industry. Must keep up the sacrifices to the gods of Capitalism.

    sari swick
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one seems to care about the cost to make an iPhone is $10, but they charge us $1,200 for new versions every year or two, or that Jobs moved his Apple company over seas to avoid unions.

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    sari swick
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nestle is all over the world screwing the people and ruining the environment.

    Jules
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kids and poor animals they basically waterboarded with coffee. Scum beyond measure

    Agat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people know they are horrible, yet still buy shitloads of their products. 🤔

    Sand Ers
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how many different brands they sell, it would take a huge amount of research to eliminate all of them from your shopping. Targeted boycotts can be effective, but in general it is not the responsibility of individuals to hold corporations responsible for their bad actions. That's what governments and laws are for.

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    DowntownStevieB
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate Nestle. Taste's like plastic.

    m6nbtfpx7q
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play it everywhere! MAKE PEOPLE SEE IT!

    Martin König
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank you, so it's not the lack of cocoa bobs or the worsening environment conditions, this docummentary is the reason of rising the cocoa's prices. And the poor kids are jobless and hungry now.

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    #5

    Life Of A Chad Photographer

    Photographer in a field with clients, showcasing a bold example of chaotic good.

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    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More details from TR websites: The client was the groom. He got his nose broken in the bargain. (The story's also six years old.)

    Jenka666
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m usually against violence, but I think I’m okay with this

    Miki
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Hero we did not deserve ♥

    Barry Patterson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes for interesting wedding pictures. He is my bride and here is me getting beat up. Good Times.

    S R Godwin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't agree with the violence, but definitely agree with the sentiment.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done, but the child bride still had to stay married to the man by tribal law as they knew it.

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    #6

    Way To Go, Satan

    Chaotic good example of a Reddit user planning witty real estate revenge with unconventional advice.

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    StrangeOne
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, OH, I wish I knew this at my old place. I know it would likely get the whole building shut down quickly, displacing a lot of people. However, so many people have already moved and some who have stayed would have been better off staying elsewhere. One old neighbour just abandoned her suite, it got that bad.

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the building gets condemned with sitting tenants isn't it on the landlord to pay for their alternative accommodation until it gets fixed? If not it should be.

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    Diolla
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different situation but similar vibe. Once moved out of a 2 appartment home because me and the other tenants (2 friends) got into an unworkable situation. They wrongly accused my then boyfriend of theft but when I advised them to call the police then they would not, it escalated from there. I had to get out before I would give them something to call the police for. Utilities were on my name. I just moved out and had energy and water delivery to the house cancelled without telling them. Surprise!

    Riley Quinn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's one way. I've been a bit more diabolical. Remove switch plates. Place raw meant/fish inside. Ditto with heat vents. Tenant will be long gone before the stench fills the air. It won't be found immediately. Landlord will lose mind tracking down smell. Oh, don't leave forwarding address.

    Gary
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    water the carpets and sow cress seeds in it.

    Kira Okah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, should have thought of that. With the hole in the ceiling, the illegal fire escape to nowhere (it cuts off abruptly and you had to jump down), and the broken window that is still broken to this day, in addition to breaking nearly every part of rental laws that I can think of, that would have been glorious.

    Bob Eckert
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to yuck your yum, the first thing a building inspector will do is to look up the actual owner of a property and contact them.

    Tommy DePaul
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull the decorative ring around the showerhead away from the wall and "feed" a couple pounds of ground beef into the wall. Or so I've heard.

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    As this list shows, “chaotic” isn’t necessarily bad in a world that can feel overwhelmed with rules and regulations. Folks who are “chaotic good” are willing to bend rules and circumvent norms to achieve positive outcomes. The idea being that a wholesome ending is worth putting the work in to solve some issue, even if it might cost you.

    #7

    Irish Suffragette Mary F**king Maloney

    Suffragist Mary Maloney rings a bell to protest against Winston Churchill’s views on women’s voting rights in 1908.

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    Tuuli Siljamaki
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that time 10 % of MPs in Finland were women.

    Nonna_SoF
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that was before Finland was even independent.

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    Beak Hookage
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those women were such badasses.

    Jrog
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those women were actively hampering the slow process of universal suffrage, though. While their action would have been righteous and suitable just a couple decades before, in a time where bills were already being passed expanding the voting rights those protests were seen as extremist and alienated the moderate electorate. The English suffragette movement had more popular support in the 1860-1900 span than in the 1900-1920 when it resorted to violence and assaults. This second phase effectively slowed the recognition process and delayed the gains by 20 years. Churchill was a supporter of allowing landowner women to vote in 1904 and all women over 30 in 1905, but violent protests cooled down support in the Parliament, leading to a resurging in opposition lasting a decade, and a similar bill could pass only in 1918.

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    David
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly true. He did support Women's suffrage in a limited capacity post 1899 (due to his mother Lady Churchill's influence) when he ran for his first political office, in fact in 1904 he voted for a bill to give women who owned land or had a certain amount of assets the right to vote. in 1905 he expressed support for allowing all women over 30 the right to vote, but then backed off when Suffragettes from Women’s Social and Political Union began to harass his speeches over him not supporting universal adult womens suffrage, but they did that to any politician who didnt support universal over 21 womens voting. But his daughter Mary Soames said "Papa supported votes for women" and pointed out, that Winston did better every election cycle better among women than men. And if you look at his writing why he only supported women who owned property or were over 30 the right to vote, was because polls showed them as likely Tory voters, while younger and poor women more likely labor.

    David
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his personal writings were very clear that he thought personally all women should vote, but that he was afraid of labor's power so he wanted to limit it. However as his daughter Mary pointed out, that in the 1920s he saw younger women favored him politically, even poor ones, he went full out in support of universal suffrage. And in every election he did much better among women than men. In 1945 for example, he lost the womens vote by 2% but the men by 19%, and his core support base when he came back into power in 1951, women was his main support base.

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    Kira Okah
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suffragette would be the correct word, nearly lost women the vote with their actions. Who wrote this anyway? Churchill was very much in favour of universal sufferage in 1908 and voted for women's sufferage laws at this time.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love her....I would have been ringing another bell alternately with hers beside her.. Winston was a victim of the Black Dog (Depression) as well as being brilliant, he suffered great emotional and personal challenges.

    Ralph Vanloton
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Irish are the best at opposing tyranny. My People!

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irish people always try and support the underdog, the oppressed and marginalised. We have a great culture and history. Plenty to be proud of. I don't know why you were down voted, your comment is valid.

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    Jalunney
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    11 months ago

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    Claudia Hey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had no idea what a hero she would become to us women ,120 years later.

    Who am I, where am I
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't fück with us women

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    #8

    Alice Roosevelt Should Be F**king Posted Here More

    Vintage photo depicting an example of chaotic good with a woman in an elaborate hat.

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    David
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was a known character. Also had many pet snakes over her life. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/from-a-white-house-wedding-to-a-pet-snake-alice-roosevelts-escapades-captivated-america-180981139/

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On her drawing room sofa, she had a cushion with the embroidered message "If you don't have anything good to say, please sit next to me." Her father said of her when she was 19: “I can do one of two things. I can be President of the United States or I can control Alice Roosevelt. I cannot possibly do both.”

    Janelle Collard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine she was awesome to know!

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagining her refined accent whilst saying it would have been so good

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably sounded much like her first cousin Eleanor Roosevelt, and we have many recordings of Eleanor's voice. (She had her own radio show.) Yes, very refined - and sharp. Eleanor: "You'll care less about what people think when you realize how rarely they do."

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    SlothyK8
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alice was a badass. I just wish she and FDR's wife Eleanor had had a better relationship.

    Id row
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that a rich person doing the right thing is a notable event.

    Ben Aziza
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am personally indifferent unless it is a rich person from a bad family/culture who ends up doing good despite going against the "norm" of everyone around them! Think Cassius Marcellus Clay or sallah al din kind of person.

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    Helena
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds very on brand for her

    Mark Arend
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I heard it, her driver cut the other one off. Other driver yelled "Where do you think you're going you Black bastard" and she (in her 70s or 80s at the time) leaned out of the window and yelled "He's driving me to my destination you white son of a b***h".

    Angie M
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alice Roosevelt was a total boss! I want to be her when I grow up!

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    #9

    Tiny Child + Tiny Ducks = F**king Chaos

    Tweet about a nephew hiding 100 tiny ducks at a wedding, creating chaos and humor as guests find them in pockets and bags.

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    Tyke
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought. a bag of 100 tiny little ducks. Every time my brother or I visit my octogenarian Mum (Dad died early 2024), we hide them over the house. She's always messaging us when she finds one. She saves them so when she visits my brother she can hide them in his place

    Adrian
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not live ducks, I hope...

    Tiger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic ducks 😂 my coworkers used to have them too, they’d hide them around the building

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    Penny Fan
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bridal favours were Kinder Eggs. On the wedding video you can hear our very Essex friend shouting "Look! I got a f*****g ganja plant in mine!"

    Ozymandias73
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck you. Duck you. And double duck you.

    S R Godwin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused - do you hate her??

    Itsmeagain
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming the ducks weren't real!

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    #10

    The Mother F**king Og John Steinbeck

    Man in a suit sitting, with a quote on chaotic good actions from "The Grapes of Wrath" by John Steinbeck.

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    Pencil
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Grapes of Wrath" just broke me. Absolutely brilliant. And also, he's right. People who've lived through want are much more sympathetic than those who've never experienced it.

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    Riley Quinn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's common knowledge poor people will make room at their table no matter how small the portions.

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    #11

    Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

    Text about a Thanksgiving dinner reveals chaotic good actions, involving a family affair and humorous revenge plan.

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    StrangeOne
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they made it to dinner. It's anyone's guess since the story is made up, as said in the Reddit feed.

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    Dennis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a simplified version of the story: The narrator's mom invited Kevin, a coworker, to Thanksgiving dinner. Kevin happens to be the man their aunt Sheryl has been secretly having an affair with, even though Sheryl is married. Sheryl declined Kevin’s invitation to dinner elsewhere because she was spending time with "family," not knowing Kevin would end up at the narrator’s house. The narrator purposely set this up because Sheryl had ruined their relationship in the past, and they saw this as a chance for revenge. Now, Kevin and Sheryl are both showing up to the same dinner, setting the stage for an awkward and dramatic Thanksgiving.

    Ace
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try as I might I cannot work this one out. Needs some sort of flowchart. Oh and what an unfortunate choice of font, Guess what I misread "aunt" as?

    Lester the Space Duck
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reads like a mathematical word problem. I was expecting the end to be asking how many melons Kevin had left.

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    Lowrider 56
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to hear the rest of the story!!!!

    Carole G.
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, OMG! Big, HUGE beliver in "Revenge is best served cold" & I WANNA BE THERE!

    Dirk Daring
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like an episode of some daytime soap opera.

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on what Kevin knows about Aunt Sheryl's marital status. If he knows, she and he just keep straight faces and pretend to be strangers. And if he's just finding out, the same strategy applies (but with a different post-Thanksgiving conversation).

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    #12

    F***ing Hero

    Chaotic good action: Baby goldfinch in an Uber to wildlife rehab after being found on the ground.

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    Ozymandias73
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think the Uber driver should get partial credit for accepting the "passenger" and delivering.

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems reasonable, I mean he couldn't drive there himself

    Seymoura Butts
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually what the bird sanctuary in Miami encourages - otherwise birds won’t get brought in sometimes bc it takes an hour to drive there. If needed, They even tell you how to gently wrap the bird in Newspaper or a towel in a box for the uber ride!

    Cooking Panda
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that man is also kind when sober

    Kris
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems he had just the perfect amount

    Jenka666
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little mite. I hope he made it. At least the guy sent him there, even if he couldn’t go with him.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it survived and flew back to nature with a tale of humankind

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    #13

    F**k Racism And F**k My Life, It's Almost Exam Week

    Sticker covering offensive content with a dog's image, a bold example of chaotic good methods.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many racist things were being posted to necessitate making anti-racist stickers?? Highly disturbing.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see racist stuff on bus stops by us sometimes and tend to have a pack of Octonauts stickers about my person to cover it with. If you ever see a random Octonauts sticker out and about in Germany, you know what’s going on! 😄

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    Cole Earnhart
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we do this to all Trump propaganda?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many forests would have to die to make the paper.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I always carry around stickers for local metal bands.

    Who am I, where am I
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate what some of the people of earth have become. #526 of the reasons to love dogs list

    Kerrysuzi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I order those stickers??!!

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone feeling frustrated here eh?

    Karina
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it breaks my heart when I see those stickers, but it lifts my heart that I often only see pieces left. Because people will stop and tear those down as soon as they come up. And some have cats on them <3

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    #14

    Madlad Made Things Change!

    Reddit post about a chaotic good action: wearing a kilt to change dress code rules on shorts in the office.

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    Armac Armac
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a bit of malicious compliance

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the smell of Malicious Compliance in the morning. It smells like victory." (Apologies to "Apocalypse Now.")

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    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several schools in England have dress codes that won't allow the boys to wear shorts in hot weather. They have to wear long pants. Yet the girls have the option of wearing skirts. This has resulted in the boys wearing skirts.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He found a loophole until they kilt it.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the early 00s I got hair dye, coloured shoes and piercings banned. The nose ring one annoyed me most cos I asked permission directly from the principal to do it and then she changed the rules after - (Tracey brose, you can actually google this witch of Tamborine mountain 😂 she was off the charts insane.)

    goldenwood_cottage
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. my spouse did the same thing - except to an outdoor emergency exercise where the women could wear skirts and cropped pants, but the men had to wear pants. It was about 90*. He wore a kilt for two days, then they decided the guys could wear 'neat knee length shorts'.

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bonus dad caused the swedish defence to add a line in their text book all new recruits learn from. He got in a freak accident unloading a gun, split his lip and dutifully reported it even though the odds of a similar chain of events where extremely unlikely to ever happen again. However, a year later he learned that his report has been all the way to the top and now new books included how to avoid it. Hilarious.

    Ryn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here…is a bonus dad what Americans call a stepdad? If so, your version is adorable!❤️👍

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    similarly
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in an office with a dress code, but it only applied to men. Men had to wear slacks, tie, jacket, dress shoes. Women often showed up in shorts, tank tops and sandals. When I mentioned it to administration one time, the woman there just laughed and said "Well, this is businesswear for women. Sorry!" Considering how hot it was in summer, I wanted to show up in a sleeveless shirt and shorts and sandals too!

    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kilts are formal wear, and not skirts.

    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot keep a pet who is higher up the food chain than you are or is capable of killing you My husband when I wanted to keep piranha and later, morey eels

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵🎶"Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"🎶🎵

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    #15

    Barista With A Great Sense Of Humor

    Text post about a woman who cut in line at Jamba Juice, resulting in the original customer getting a free drink. Chaotic good.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got nearly knocked over by an executive type at a rental car agency in Atlanta, and by the time I recovered he had gotten to the counter and said "I'm x and have a compact reserved." The next position opened and I went and said "I'm Trebor and I have a compact reserved." Clerk had seen the scuffle at the door, went to get a key, came back and said in a nice clear voice "I'm sorry Mr Trebor. We just rented our last compact." She gave me a Lincoln Town Car, and waived the Savannah drop charge. I had a nice smile for X as I put my bags in that very nice car.

    respulero
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was she still around?

    Jen Samara
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the lady finished ordering she was probably waiting to get her drink made

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    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful. This should happen more often.

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this true? I've seen this do many times I do wonder which is actually authentic

    Adrian
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    11 months ago

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    So she got rewarded for being a b***h?

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the person she cut off got rewarded

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    #16

    Japan As A Nation Is Full Of F***ing Madlads

    People in yellow vests enthusiastically participating in a trash collecting event, showcasing chaotic good actions.

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SpoGomi. The 3-person team from Britain won, with the Japan team as runner up. Across the 20 countries with participating teams, they collected a total of 548kg of trash. Next occurrence will be October 2025, so form your own team & join in!

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    Rebecca Ferguson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan is way ahead of the game in so many respects.

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have not been to Japan since the 80s but back when I traveled more it was one of the cleaner countries I went to.

    Campy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if it's changed, I doubt it, but I was in Switzerland in 2009 and there just wasn't any litter. Like none.

    Carole Martin
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might take the entire population of Japan to clean up the United States trash!

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embarrassing how dirty so many Western people are

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    S R Godwin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan is amazing, beautiful, and culturally very interesting. My daughter say her visit there at age 13 w Japanese schoolfriend & her family "changed her life".

    EJN
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do see pitched garbage here in Japan too, but it is not common. Young people with bad attitudes are the culprits in most cases. However, other people will often clean up after them and towns have days during the year when citizens go out to clean up around their neighborhoods. Almost all households have the equipment made to do these cleanups so they are ready when needed.

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this site. Yup that exists! Awesome site on IG. Been following it for years.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever, and no doubt the reward was to win for collecting the most trash, not a trip overseas

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    #17

    Peak Madlad

    Chaotic good action: a young man arrested for removing a Confederate flag over a highway.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Losers flying a loser flag

    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't find any updates on what's happened since he was released on bond the day after his arrest but I did find this: "Blitch’s parents are both lawyers: his father is a solo practitioner, while his mother is senior counsel at The Coca-Cola Company and a board member of the Georgia Justice Project, a criminal justice reform group." This is the kind of thing that wealth and privilege *should* be used for!

    Shoe
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never understand this. Nirvana lasted longer than the Confederacy. Also, we used to own a cottage in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. We're from Ohio so the locals called us Yankees. I've never heard someone from the north refer to southerners as Rebels. Makes no sense. You lost. Get over it.

    similarly
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of the word "Yankee" for someone from the North predates the Civil War. Outside the USA, Yankee means "American". In the USA, a Yankee is someone from the North. In the North, a Yankee is someone from New England. In New England, it's someone from New York. In New York, according to some sources (like the Complete Oxford English Dictionary), after England traded their territories in Patagonia for the Dutch colony in North America, they renamed New Amsterdam "New York", and "Yankee" was a term used by British immigrants for the original Dutch people who lived in the city. One legend has it that the Dutch used to call the British John Bull (after the character for England in newspapers). The British retorted that at least they HAD a character, but they would create a character for the Dutch: John Cheese. The Dutch then turned this around, adopting it into their own language: Jan (pronounced Yan) Kees. Probably not true, but charming nonetheless.

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    Orysha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have burnt it.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lit it on fire and then re-raised it.

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    Kimi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gross neighbors fly a confederate flag alongside their Trump flags. I live in the Southwest.

    Michael None
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he burned it there on the spot. Why people glorify the losers I'll never understand.

    Manny
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comments on this just show the low quality of education that losers here don't even know their history, Shame.

    Paul Donahue
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treasonous, racist, loosers. When did we outlaw US history below the Mason-Dixon?

    Kimi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around the same time people, who couldn't define CRT, lost their minds over rumors of it being taught to school children.

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    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a hero. There are several of these flying close to interstate roads in my home stare. Every time I drive by them I think, "owner has a small penis."

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    #18

    This Is Peak Chaotic Good Energy

    Kim Rhodes with two young boys, showcasing a moment of "chaotic good" with a refusal to tell a disrespectful joke.

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    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was 15 years old at the time. Good for him and good for his parents.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, were they implying the woman in the foto was fat?

    Family's_disappointment
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gentleman, no wait Gentleboy.....(I'm sorry, I'll see myself out)

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The writing was pretty horrible on all of those Disney shows. They treated kids like they were idiots.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is probably the most respectful man I've ever met. He was a member of the Seattle Photography Club and the female models always wanted to work with him for this very reason. My Aunt tried to tell my sister that he was "looking at her like she was a pork chop". Full disclosure - I am MUCH better looking than my Aunt. My sister immediately jumped to his defense saying, "Scott would NEVER look at any woman that way - other than my sister". Nice catch, Sis!

    Hetal Vyas
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Rhodes is awesome!! Sheriff Jody

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe she protected one of them from fat-shaming as well, when they were younger. They were in the snack room, and the boys were eating some donuts. Someone came over & pointed to one of them and said "NO MORE DONUTS FOR THAT ONE, UNTIL HE'S AS SKINNY AS THE OTHER ONE AGAIN!" and Kim just went OFF on him for it.

    Ryn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome kid! 👏👏👏👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️

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    #19

    Fighting The Good Fight

    Screenshot of a tweet depicting a chaotic good act, applying for jobs to inflate salary expectations for others.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts

    HurlWurk
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I got to the point in my career that I really didn't need more money, but was still required to interview for promotions. I absolutely started telling the hiring departments the truth about what they were asking for, and managed to get a few hires cancelled and re-flown with better titles or less responsibilities

    StrangeOne
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will not work. The employers would just find someone willing to pay them what they want to pay them. Plus, it's not usually the hiring employer who controls what the employees make. That's a decision for upper management or the CEO, that employees barely even see during their employment.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may or may not, but no hiring manager will ever report up the chain that anyone said the pay was too low if no one ever says the pay is too low. Give them at least some ammo to use. If no one ever complains, nothing more will ever be considered.

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    Matthew Tabor
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of just telling them that it's too low, go a step further and invite them to contact you again after their financial situation catches up to their hiring goals.

    S R Godwin
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mischievous sprite, you are, to be sure....

    Norma
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's start a movement!!!

    Ryn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I’m retired, but I’m sure the younger folks will appreciate the help! ❤️

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    #20

    F**king Great

    Baby breastfeeding with humorous chaotic good response text above.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tell your husband to stop staring, b***h."

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he was just watching a baby feeding (a very calming sight) and the wife totally over-interpreted the situation.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it always made to be a nursing mother's problem when someone has a problem with her nourishing her infant?

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that! A man had opinions on breastfeeding while I was producing really much. Very satisfying seing him flee.

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman shouldn't have married that kid she called her husband. An adult would know to not stare or at least to speak for themselves.

    Ben Aziza
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed why spend time with that kind of f*****t... Ehh there is also the potential that she is one of those super insecure partners... You know the "Why are you on the job with a male coworker" kind of guys... Dude could have just glanced cus it is simply unexpected, and the wife goes ballistic with insecurity induced fantasies.

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    Tyranamar Suess
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. But no one wants to be assaulted with bodily fluids. Flash the lady and stick your tongue out. But don’t attack other people with bodily fluids.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a lactation consultant and self confessed lactivist and I actually agree with you. Don’t stoop to the cretins’ level.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up partly on the border of Mexico, where people weren't hung up about breastfeeding. People would breastfeed openly among family, and I'd even see people breastfeeding in public. I guess growing up with it, I always found it slightly amusing, and slightly odd that people treat it as something bad or something to hide.

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine thinking the only thing that will keep your spouse 'faithful' is being a busybody helicopter spouse.

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    #21

    A Stranger Wrote A Fake Note And Put It On My Windshield To Save Me A Parking Ticket

    Blue note on car windshield reading "Please don’t ticket, car won’t start," showcasing a chaotic good act.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People helping people!

    BrunoVI
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    11 months ago

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    People training police officers to stop acting like humans.

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    Mia Black
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. When people park where they don't belong or even hinder other people to use the designated path, then owner of cars should be fined. I'm also very fond of speeding tickets. Don't drive to fast - don't get fined... It's that simple and less of a risk for other people.

    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. There used to be one car that would park in front of my bus stop in Queens, NY all the time. I'd have to basically walk into traffic on Queens Blvd (aka the Boulevard of Death) to get on my bus. Bad enough for me but for seniors or people with little kids, it was really bad. And wheelchair passengers would straight up have to use a different stop. Absolutely not okay.

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    Riley Quinn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only happened once, but I saw the Parking Enforcement truck coming through the area, had change on me (proof this was years ago/lol), and fed the expired meters. Lived in a small city that had the unconscionable habit of towing cars in the poor neighborhoods first. Cars parked on the wrong side during snow season were towed whether it snowed or not. I happened to see the tow truck, threw on a coat, grabbed 2 pans, and went into the middle of the street physically blocking the truck while banging the pans like a maniac. Tenants streamed out to move their cars while the tow truck driver fumed.

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS. Where did all these angry people in the comments come from?

    Manny
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually brillant

    ChugChug
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They dont care even if your wife giving birth on the pavement next to the car. Didnt pay, you get a ticket. At least in London.

    Miki
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    11 months ago (edited)

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    A*****e helped by another a*****e. Don't park at places you shouldn't park. Simple. There are no free parking spots around? Bad luck, look further away. Your fat a*s need a stroll.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat people can lose weight. Unfortunately they still haven't perfected a personality transplant for you.

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    #22

    F**king Humanitarian

    Car with shopping cart zip-tied to handle, illustrating chaotic good actions in parking revenge.

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    Angie May
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is some grade A pure chaos

    Kerry Fletcher
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again hope you have a great lawyer.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be soooo much easier before all the CCTV covering every square inch.

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    Jp Goat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever try to park and there's only one space left, and the person next to you has parked outside the box, so in turn you have to park outside the box. Come back and the other cars have gone and it looks like you parked badly?

    Sally Brown
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start carrying zip ties with me.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're so dense they might think: Hey, free trolley!, climb in the passenger side and drive off with it still attached. That would be worth seeing.

    jennifer brinkman
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people ALWAYS get mysterious scratches on their cars

    Nancy Lynch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you get the thick ones. They're harder to cut through.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the driver just cut the tie and shoved the trolley into the next parking spot...few inconsiderate b y nature learn lessons like this..

    Mike L
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw that, I break out my BEAR Grills switchblade and go to work down the door when walking by.

    Kerry Fletcher
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and all these people here need to relax. Really? You'd mess up something that a person paid tens to thousands for? Ok. Remind me to light your house on fire for failing to mow the lawn one week.

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    #23

    Lady F**king Chad!!

    "Chaotic good actions: Woman protests logging by tree-sitting in a redwood, protecting it and surrounding area from deforestation."

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    maestro h
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wildly inaccurate. Even the Pic- she didn't hang on to the tree. She build a

    maestro h
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Platform.....out of lumbar

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She adapted to all human needs there and stood for her beliefs..A heroine who was one in a million, she did it, not just chain herself to a tree and wait to be cut free as most protestors do and rarely get results.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pic in the tree looks very photoshopped or staged.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pic in the tree looks like an Arthur Rackham illustration brought to 'life' with AI.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't a Grey's Anatomy episode based on this?

    Isabel Galvez
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read her book, "The legacy of Luna", fascinating.

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    #24

    F**king King Move!

    Tweet screenshot of a person employing a chaotic good method by pretending to be a girl on Tinder to get their roommate to clean.

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    Dragons Exist
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the op in a reply to the tweet, it didn't work and all he got was a díck pic

    KimTx ‍️
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do boys (immature and trashy men) think women want these pics? It's not attractive or impressive. Do better!

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    Jan Olsen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be very popular - maybe that's why so many people did it....

    Brian Droste
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seen this before. I find it still funny.

    StrangeOne
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    11 months ago

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    This will not work

    PeepPeep the duck
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might, we had a guy in our group and I can’t remember his actual name cos I dubbed him ‘chicken and cheese’ cos that’s how he smelt all the time, then he started dating my hot bff and whenever she came over, he was clean and room was clean, his roomie (my male bff from school) even confirmed he went out and actually purchased toothpaste and all 😂

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    #25

    Uh, Here You Guys Go. Exam 1 Was Surprisingly Easy

    Taekwondo family exemplifying chaotic good by saving a Texas woman from harassment, standing together in their martial arts dojo.

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    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    play stupid games, get hit with a couple rounds of roundhouses

    meow point1
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexual assault is more than just a "stupid game".

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    Pencil
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE the mom's pose! Here's the full story: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/taekwondo-instructor-family-saves-texas-woman-sexual-assault-rcna157958

    Detroit Citizen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the F around and find out family!!! Bless them

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all those web-jocks who keep saying "those kicks wouldn't work in a real fight" IN YO FACE!! (a few times at that. lol)

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a story like this! Heartwarming, although it's so so so sad it was needed

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iwould like to know more of the story

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many were harrassing the poor woman I wonder with 5 well equipped martial artists kicking them to....

    Mike L
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see they are Korean (flag), so time for the REAL SQUID GAMES!

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    #26

    Ned Kelly, Australia's Most Famous Criminal, Burned Mortgages To Free People From Their Debts Whenever He Robbed A Bank. Legend

    Wanted poster for Ned Kelly, offering £8000 reward for robbery and m****r, illustrating chaotic good actions.

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    Joe Reaves
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened a lot in the US too. Some of the outlaws were doing it out of altruism, but it's just as likely they were doing it to get locals on their side so they wouldn't inform on them.

    Kathy L
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would work on me. Where’s Ned Kelly when we need him?

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    Shoe
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, other than the whole murdering thing.

    Huddo's sister
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also killed people though...

    Seán Baron
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did, but they were the British controlling Australia, so 🤷🏼‍♂️

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    Lee451 Henderson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The murder charge kind of makes him look bad.

    Arenite
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw this on another BP post the other day. Only there it was “Pretty Boy” Floyd, US bank robber from the 20’s or 30’s

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Altruism or trying to get the locals on his side so they won't turn him in for the murders?

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mick Jagger starred as Ned in a movie called, oddly enough "Ned Kelly"

    Beth Wheeler
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish he could do that to my mortgage.

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    #27

    Mob Justice

    Car surrounded by shopping carts in a parking lot, illustrating a chaotic good act with questionable methods.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reason I would never want to work at a grocery store collecting shopping carts. I would hate to have to fiddle around with this.

    AR
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that job, and this wouldn’t be hard to deal with at all. Just take each row by itself and move them. Those lengths aren’t difficult to handle

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    Manic Mama
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All they need now is cable ties.

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some of the wheels in each group, right? >:-)

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I find this kinda funny? Please don't do it!... Although it does bring a new meaning to the term "Obstruction of Justice"!!!

    Bob Connely
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HERE'S a place to use JUST TWO zip-ties - one on the first trolley and one on the last

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the person in question is indeed a jerk and not someone who was forced to park wonky by another vehicle, doing this results in the trolleys being knocked over and strewn about in order to get outime. It is really not fun to clear up on the supermarket working side, I've done it before. Worse if someone has zip tied them together, which happened once. The jerk slammed the trolley lines into other people's vehicles, one line fell over and the innocent person couldn't get out because it was behind her back wheels with another vehicle in front of her.

    Donna Sempek
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may not WANT to do this job but one day you might need to.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's snøw on the ground, maybe there were No obvious parking lines. Maybe it's like we had to do the other day and park further over too. Someone was parked badly against the Blue Badge (♿) spots. My carer had no choice but to park over the other way too, or else I couldn't get out into my wheelchair. Some people don't qualify for blue badge spots but still need to be able to open the door really wide. Also who's to say the entire row hadn't parked all the way slightly down. This could be someone elderly, vulnerable or disabled. I hate these supermarket trolley vigilanttes, some store employee has to sort this s**t out.

    Nancy Lynch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see more zip ties!

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some positive thoughts on double parking spots

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    #28

    F**king Madlad!

    Beethoven in an improvisation duel with Steibelt, showcasing bold chaotic good actions through musical creativity.

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    Warren Peece
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did he have opponents?

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speculation here, but back then, you needed a wealthy benefactor to sponsor you and get you wider exposure among the upper classes. Many starving artists vs fewer benefactors to pay for your supplies, housing, food, etc.

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    Jrog
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, bit of context for those who don't know. Beethoven was far from the stick-up-his-a*s guy you may imagine. He was an irredeemable prankster, who wrote a song called "Lob auf den Dicken" (Praise the fat one) to body shame his violin teacher Ignaz Schuppanzigh, or who sent a lock of goat hair to a fan who kept asking for a lock of his hair. He was notorious among his friends for his witty and slightly dirty jokes. He was definitely well into the autistic spectrum, having super picky requirements for how his food was made, including the exact number of eggs and their precise dimensions. He was also an incel, being repeatedly rejected by women he loved, some of them predating the concept of "friendzoning" him, his love misadventures leading to intere years of him neglecting work, personal care and manners.

    Jrog
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a more serious note (pun intended), he was known to put musical jokes in his composition, that were so abstruse that only an expert composer or musician could fully understand. Some of them (like the "Rondo a Capriccio") mock military or heroic melodies by using them in a funny way (that song is over his anger for losing a penny coin). He sneaked rhythmical sections in symphonies that were supposed to be serious or stately, or straight up wrote parody pieces mocking his friends to the tune of classical religious music. He used different instruments as bickering voices, or sneaked in melodies from foreign cultures (such as the Turkish March) to satirize and challenge the set notions of western music.

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    Ozymandias73
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He put that thang down, flipped and rewrote it

    cerinamroth
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. When I was a weird teen, I had two posters on my wall: one of Beethoven (previously Tchaikovsky) and one of a flying squirrel. Still love Beethoven and play some of his pieces pretty badly to this day.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he.....flipped the script? I'm getting 8 Mile vibes.

    Ham Fright
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 18th century version of a rap battle

    Nancy Lynch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always liked his music.

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    #29

    Now I Want To Prank My Friends With A Wedding

    Chaotic good wedding reveal; couple surprises guests at fake costume party turned real ceremony.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby and I did the same, only it was just a "get-together" in our favorite pub. It was great because there was no pressure to buy gifts or dress in fancy clothes. All we wanted was a celebration with our friends.

    Pencil
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best wedding I ever went to was a surprise. We were all told it was a housewarming party so everyone brought normal backyard BBQ "gifts" like a tub of potato salad or a couple of six-packs. It was absolutely perfect.

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    StrangeOne
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome. Great idea for those who don't like being too much the center of attention.

    Miss Tinker
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not many people can say they had the Energizer Bunny at their wedding 😅

    chamomile tea
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what you were downvoted for so here’s an upvote. Hope people stop being so negative soon.

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    T. B.
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends had an engagement/house warming party. Got up officially announced their engagement and said if everyone sticks around they will attend the wedding. Went to their room got changed and had the wedding. I would of stolen the idea but we too many of the same people.

    Tha Monkey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh - I went to a wedding years ago as a +1. My friend had invited me to a "Renaissance Faire-type party", since she knew how much I love everything R/F (and had the costume). It was a surprise to all the guests to find out it was indeed a wedding!!

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend couple we knew invited us to his (don't remember what year) birthday party. While going through the buffet I asked her when they were getting married, she said soon. About 1/2 way through I happened to look behind me and she had changed into a white lace dress. He had put on a tie. They had a popup wedding. Only 2 or 3 people knew, they didn't even tell his parents!

    Jan Olsen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another event done by so many families....

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    #30

    Chaotic Good? Chaotic-F***ing-Great!

    Armed activists serving food to the homeless at "Feed the Need" event, showcasing chaotic good intentions and methods.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America needs a factory reset.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reset? Whole new and totally different appliance, that's what America needs.

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    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can it be a crime to be charitable?

    Bookworm
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might encourage the needy to hang out in places where someone might see them and have to feel bad about it.

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    Rob D
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Criminalized charity is very common...guess how the states/municipalities that have it vote?

    Greymom
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BrunoVI, Stop spouting bulls#@*. I’m from those mountains. I have family with property IN those mountains. Entire town had sewer, water and electricity wiped out. Everyone ( regardless of political affiliation) pulled together to feed and shelter those in need. FEMA was on the ground within days distributing needed items and helping people apply for grants, loans and other needed assistance. Not ONCE did anyone ask about the recipients political party. In many cases FEMA is still on the ground helping with the recovery which is ongoing. The key word there is HELPING. Not spouting crazy c**p from behind the safety of a computer screen!

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    11 months ago

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the fụck is it a crime?

    Kira Okah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it might "encourage the homeless to gather in large groups in public spaces, heightening crime", paraphrasing the last thing that I read about it because I don't remember the exact wording.

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    Beak Hookage
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you ever change! Except actually no, please change ASAP.

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    Sally Brown
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once in a while you hear of a politician who attempts to live on either minimum wage or the allowance from Food stamps. They then can go to congress with the results. Living on either is a far cry from the approx. $175,000 Congressional members get. Trying to make this point with many wealthy or "entitled" people is a waste of time.

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dallas is full of jesus freaks. Jesus told his followers to invite the poor to their feasts (Luke 14:13-14). Dallas has laws against feeding the homeless? jesus freaks are a bunch of fvcking hypocrites who would rather back a swindler, a felon, a traitor than follow the tenants of their faith. christian love is a fraud.

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    #31

    F**king Madlad

    News headline about a DJ playing Peppa Pig theme as police entered, illustrating chaotic good actions.

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    sofacushionfort
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warned what? “Don’t exercise your right to free speech if it hurts my widdle feewings?”

    Jrog
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of. See my other comment. The cops ultimately had their revenge with the usual simple trick of abusing their power.

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    Paul Donahue
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I would have played NIN's PIGGY, but I may be from an angrier generation.

    Anxious Aardvark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plasmatics "A Pig Is A Pig" might work for you as well.

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    Warren Peece
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warned of what? Did the police threaten them?

    Jrog
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police complained to the Conwy Council’s licensing committee, asking for a review of the pub’s licence and the restriction of opening hours. The pub had to accept some conditions, including hiring private security and sensitivity training for the personnel. The DJ was reprimanded but not let go. So, the DJ pulled a madlad move, but the Police abused their powers ad they often do, the Council overstepped their boundaries and the owner chickened out. Not a good story after all.

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    Tom Banks
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A buddy of mine Keith did this back in the early 80s. A new nightclub in Hong Kong was about to open, and the police came round to inspect it. As they turned up he put on “Piggies” from the Beatles’ White Album. The Inspector in charge - a no-nonsense guy called Gus told the club management that he would return every weekend with his team to conduct anti-d**g raids unless the DJ was sacked. Keith never got to play a single gig - despite having set it all up from scratch.

    Janet Graham
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too funny! The sad part was that everyone knew the song!

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    #32

    Chad F**king Spencer!!

    Group of young actors posing together, embodying chaotic good through playful support and protective actions.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he is awesome, I have seen footage of him stepping in when Dan goes for Janette

    WonderWoman
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a hero, but he shouldn't have had to been one, SHAME on nickelodeon for leaving Dan Schneider in charge of young women, he is a predator and anyone with half a brain should have spotted it. But it was all about the almighty $$$ not the children

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea who any of these people are, but from context I can guess that Jerry is amazing, and Dan is a predator, so good on Jerry.

    Beautiful
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who does not understand, Dan Schneider was a horrible person and predator. he ran nickelodeon, and would mistreat the young woman in the shows. This cast is from iCarly, where Jerry Trainer did his best to make the young women in the show feel comfortable.

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched all the shows with my children. What a f ing monster. So many lives ruined, so many memories ruined.

    Mike L
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this even about?

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are these people? I'm from UK and don't know them.

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    #33

    That Sounds Awesome

    Ancient Persian men in traditional attire debating ideas, exemplifying a chaotic good approach to decision-making.

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    Caro Caro
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too. First a good debate in a pub, then an "after" debate at home with my cat 😁

    Seán Baron
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cat is always right isn’t it?

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    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

    Seán Baron
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s also cheating, as he was always drunk.

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    David McDonald
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this at the Pub first,.......then with the Judge.............

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Write drunk. Edit sober." (Advice from a creative writing instructor.)

    keyboardtek
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a young budding jazz pianist, I got stoned a lot. I learned in the recording studio to record some takes stoned and some not stoned. Just to be sure it sounded good either way.

    no Adhesivness2020
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the Greeks did this also. The thought being inhibitions were lowered and you would speak your mind.

    Emma3190
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't the Greeks also do this?

    gary morneault
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man in recovery, I would say that is a good idea if true.

    S R Godwin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This now the country called Iran - am I right? I can't put into words what I feel about the religious leaders attitudes to women.

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    #34

    Pink Is For F**king Chads

    Man with dyed pink hair and a stained pink bathtub, demonstrating a bold example of "chaotic good" actions.

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    Linda's friend Ginger
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skweezy is the definition of chaotic good. I follow him on Insta and his stories.....my God. Lol

    R Ferreira
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: pink was considered a boy's color in the XVIII and XIX century, because it was the "light red" compared with the soldier's uniform of that time (a very discreet red, blue and white). But I don't remember exactly when, they become to use it in girls' clothes, and the boy's clothes become blue and white, to identify with sailor's uniforms. tl;dr: pink is not "gay", in fact it should just identify someone that see himself as yet very young. Sorry for bad English.

    Pencil
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1918 "Ladies Home Journal" said: "The generally accepted rule is pink for the boys, and blue for the girls. The reason is that pink , being a more decided and stronger color, is more suitable for the boy, while blue, which is more delicate and dainty, is prettier for the girl." It started to change around 1940 for no known reason. https://sites.psu.edu/academy/2015/03/23/why-are-boys-blue-and-girls-pink/

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    chamomile tea
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my mother told me: It’s a color. Colors don’t belong to genders.

    DrBronxx
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man Slaughters Jigglypuff, Tries To Cover It Up By Lying About Doing A Good Act.

    PinkNekoGirl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple green will remove hair dye from non porous surfaces, and even many fabrics.

    Seán Baron
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love wearing pink. It’s my favourite colour.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a dnaganronpa character died in your bathtub

    Dr Jimmy 03
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jigglypuffs be damned. Good on ya for showing solidarity with your son.

    williamszita
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......but you still are an awesome dad!

    jennifer brinkman
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red/pink was a boy's color until the early 1900s. Then sissies changed it.

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    #35

    It Happened Again. Do Like The Reference Though

    Chaotic good example: humorous printed warning about unsecured printers, featuring a yellow car image.

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instruction on how to do this would have been nice. Dusable UPnP on your router and disabke port forwarding are strange concepts for most people.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, how innocent am I when I turn on my computer and little HP Deskjet

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BBC covered this in 2017: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-38879671

    #36

    Just A Maintenance Request

    ATM with a fish taped to the screen as a protest, illustrating chaotic good actions.

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice but why fish? Seems like a waste of food.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the local cat and bird population...and bugs and spiders, this is Australia, I'm sure something will come and eat it...

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We barely even have Commonwealth Bank (and others) atms where I live anymore and they have closed most of the bank branches too. It's highly frustrating! I can't use any cash higher than a $20 in some stores in town, because they can't get more change during the day because of it. It also makes it difficult when I need cash for things bought on marketplace or at markets.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All part of a coordinated effort to force people to stop using cash without facing the uproar if they tried to do it out in the open.

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    Cole Earnhart
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems fishy that they won't service the ATMs

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodonya mate. Don't waste your fish though .... try expanda foam.

    SydneyGirl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunbury is a coastal town, lots of fishing going on there.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see the reasoning of smelly dead fish ?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia. Reminded me of parts of the UK or Ireland (I watch a lot of Britbox), but no surprise it was Australia. Wonder if they remembered the camera.

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    #37

    That One Time Charles M Schulz Ended A Character In Peanuts Because One Fan Said She Was Annoying

    Text excerpt discussing Schulz's response about character Charlotte Braun, includes sketch with dark humor. Chaotic Good theme.

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    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original drawing is held in the US Library of Congress. You can see a copy of it here: https://lettersofnote.com/2009/11/02/the-ax/

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want a comic strip with both Charlotte Braun and Charlie Brown?

    Sandra Angulo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a close contest but DC fans voted to kill Robin!

    gary morneault
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charles Schulz was a WWll vet whose company liberated a concentration camp. He saw some s**t.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I knew he had a dark edge somewhere!

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    #38

    F**k Replacing Human Labor With AI And F**k The Companies Marketing AI With Hostile, Anti-Worker Sentiment

    Bus stop ad promoting AI workforce vandalized, illustrating chaotic good methods challenging tech norms.

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    CK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The public might hate them less if their marketing weren't explicitly evil.

    chamomile tea
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m getting so tired of AI cràp. Stealing data, stealing jobs, and stealing peoples time. Sigh.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI is the tech equivalent of automation in manufacturing...good-paying jobs are gonna be gone.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't even call this AI garbage "employees". That implies that you're paying them, which you're not because you're too f*****g cheap to hire human beings.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an out-of-work translator, f**k AI!!

    Sue User
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go into certified legal translations. AI cant swear to court to a fair and accurate translation.

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    Yayaberry
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an interview today with an AI bot. No lie.

    Trista JW
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck. I wouldn't do the damned interview, if it were me. It has to be a human, or it can go fvck itself with a rolling donut.

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big tech will never get the message, because Big Corps are already waist deep in AI. and big corps are way, WAY richer than the rank and file.

    Atero
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope I'll be able to retire before AI is up to the functional level...

    Rose Stewart
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these genuine ads? They feel like satire

    jennifer brinkman
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billions of people out there and losers want ai to do everything!! Nope!!

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    #39

    Good Mom

    Confession post about using chaotic good methods to manage a child’s school attendance with playful deception.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's just going to bite this parent in the a**e once the kid catches on, and that will be sooner than they think.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never lied to my daughter about anything. Not even Santa Claus. It was our little secret that Santa wasn't real, "Don't tell your friends" she thought it was silly to make up a strange guy who comes into bedrooms. She's 16 now and still trusts me totally. She doesn't agree with me, but trusts I'm telling the truth.

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    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe focus more on why he hates it so much and try to work that out. You know, like actually try to fix this problem of a 4 year-old hating pre-school which is going to set him on a path to hating education and could, you know, f**k up his whole life.

    L Norton
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking from experience, it really sucks when as a kid the only one you can really trust to be honest is the dog.

    st4x2gt974
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet if he didn’t think he had to go every single day of his life he would behave much better. 4 year olds can grasp this concept (I’ve had 3) however it seems to be lost on the parent.

    Anxiety Panda
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the Pre-K class not teaching the days of the week?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I think it's the entry course on tax prep. 😂😂

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So at the end of the school day on Friday, the teacher tells the class "See you tomorrow" instead of "See you Monday"? I think not.

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't lie to your children

    T. B.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my kids to trust me, so I dont lie to my kids. I also do not have kids, but you get the point.

    Hugendubel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what else will you lie to him about ???

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    #40

    F**k Lunchables, Do This Instead

    Sandwich cut into unusual triangles, showcasing a humorous example of chaotic good.

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    Orysha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More chaotic than chaotic good.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will lead his thoughts to geometry which he will be learning soon.

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    marianne eliza
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my stepson got cranky about his school lunch sandwiches, I just put the same stuff on a flour tortilla and roll it up. He feels special at lunch time.

    Russell Tilling
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun and makes them think how to eat it!

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunchables is nothing but pure garbage, I never bought them for my kids because of all the salt and fat contents in them. They either had a sandwich with snacks and fruit. They also always loved salads so if there was any leftover salad from the night before they had a small bowl of it to go with the sandwich.

    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been doing that for - well decades.

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That probably makes the classmates think the parent is drunk 💀

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this is making my eye twitch 😖

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that to my husband's sandwiches. Just 'cause. (I did see a Dino shaped cutter that I think I really need).

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother cut my sandwiches into four neat squares, but the bread must have been small slices, because the other children asked why I had 'tiny sandwiches'. Mum didn't do anything wrong, she just tried to make them easier to pick up.

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    #41

    Maybe Now They'll Hire Some Cashiers

    Sign saying self-checkout is closed due to dishonesty, humorous take on chaotic good action in store.

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beat the robot, yeah... more like thieving from the shop, thus forcing them to disable machines that many people find very practical. If ppl really want cashiers to stay, just stop using the machines. But no, we don't do that.

    Craig S. (EvilSausage)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And protected human cashiers from being laid off because a machine can do their job. If a little dishonesty leaves more people able to collect paycheck, I regard that as a win.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I like self-checkout. I don't want to have polite small talk, I just want to buy my twinkies in shame.

    Jesse hoover
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooooo! From all introverts everywhere: please let us use the machines! Don't ruin enjoyable shopping trips for us!

    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-checkout machines means fewer jobs. Fewer jobs means more competition for jobs. More competition for jobs means lower wages for workers. You decide what's most important to you.

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    Leigh
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have social anxiety so self check out is much easier for Me. I've had problems with humans short changing me as well.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have anxiety, I just hate other people. ;) The self checkout is one of the best inventions ever!

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self checkout is the best thing that's ever happened to me. That way I'm the only one judging the junk food I'm buying. ;) One of the last times I used a cashier I bought Advil, tampons, and some candy - and she loudly exclaimed "that time of the month huh?". No s**t Sherlock. Thanks for announcing it to everyone!

    Lew k
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny piece of a sad story. My FIL was a terminal alcoholic who drank himself to death 3-5 years ago. BUT when he died we found hundreds of receipts for bananas in his house. Like pounds of bananas a day. Turns out he was saving money on his gallon a day vodka habit by just checking the bottles out as bananas and paying by weight. I don't know why he wasn't buying better vodka since he was basically ripping the place off but he still "bought" rot gut bottom shelf Gordon's every time.

    Harry Gondalf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the tip! I was wondering how to cheat the self-checkout.

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    PinkNekoGirl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really hard to “just stop using the machines” when they have 20 self checkouts, but only 1 human in the 10 items or less line.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use self-checkout at the grocery, but mainly because they don’t teach cashiers how to bag properly anymore. I was a grocery cashier when I was in college, and all new cashier hires had to spend their first week just bagging. I got really good at it, and still am. I will always trust my own bagging skills over an untrained cashier, and my food doesn’t get squished or broken on the way home.

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been years since I last saw a supermarket cashier bag anything. They just ask you how many bags you want, charge you for them, and add them to the pile of your purchases.

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    Willem Andries Oosterhof
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few weeks ago in the middle of the night i was on my way home. I wanted a snack so pulled into a Shell service station. It was open, though completely deserted! Only secured by cameras. I could take what I wanted and self check out the goods. Efficiency at best but that's another job lost on the market. Bit sad really. This was in the Netherlands.

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avoiding these until I get put on the company medical & dental plan and get invites to staff parties.

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    #42

    Starsector Game Devs Are F**king Chad. The Game Is Amazing Btw, Check It Out

    Social media post showing chaotic good actions with a game developer allowing piracy due to regional pricing issues.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make small games. I release them all as open source. Except the Android game I made; that's not open source, just free with no ads.

    Shinebright
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea what that entire message means

    Adrian
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    11 months ago

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    So, fraud is OK?

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to understand what words mean if you wanna be an obtuse dumbáss in public. You can't even do that right.

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    Warren Peece
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    11 months ago (edited)

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    So you are paid twenty dollars a month and your biggest concern is getting video games?

    Jennifer Clayton
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone needs joy. It's not like they can change their country's economy.

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    #43

    But When I Try To F***ing Do It

    Senator displaying object as evidence in parliament, illustrating chaotic good methods for security concerns.

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    StPaul9
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but this guy is batshit insane.

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him to the US then. Maybe he and the orange monkey will cancel each other out and if not, at least the show will be good.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show and tell in parliament is always bizarre

    Judes
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes it is! Coal, burkas, pipe bombs...

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really reminds me of the satirical news video from Onion that showed the reporter smuggling bombs onto a plane to show how lax the security is.

    StPaul9
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amongst other things, he alleged a former prime minister is on a 'pedophile list' without evidence, and is accused of stealing Greens party How to Vote forms and writing 'If you want your kids to have d***s, vote Greens' on them.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a pipe dressed to look like a bomb?

    jennifer brinkman
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then the cowards who need guns on their side to be men cant get in!! Rethuglicans suck!

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congress needs such a lesson. If its not about them then they don't care

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that’s absolutely the solution to violence in the US. More metal detectors.

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    #44

    Footballer Is Racially Abused And His Teammate Punches The Racist

    Tweet about a chaotic good act during a Wolves training game, highlighting a racial a***e incident and red card event.

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    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He shouldn’t have punched that arsehole, but I approvz of his refusal to let it go. He should have just said “one of us is leaving the pitch this minute.” In fact the whole squad should have stood by their teammate and walked out.

    AR
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, racists deserve punches.

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate it wasn't actually the person who got abused, but some third party that decided to kick some racist a*s.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I in no way condone violence but unfortunately sometimes it's the last line of defence that you have. Or when something has happened that is the last straw... I once punched an older guy when I was a lot younger, 17, for following me down the street calling me a racial slur over and over (N-word) I turned to him and said, "Come on then, get it over and done with!!!", he came towards me with fists clenched and I got him on his jaw with a right hook. He staggered backwards and two cars pulled over, they all got out and fortunately had seen what had happened. Basically the guys chased him off and then made sure that I was okay. I wasn't that far from home but they did call the police. All I could do was tell the police what had happened. Apparently he was charged as it wasn't his first offence. The laws have changed here in the years since and that's now classed as a Hate Crime with harsher penalties.

    Robert Butt
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    11 months ago

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    Robert Butt
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    11 months ago

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    Oh it's built in censorship so have to repost :( I think Simon's comment got downvoted because of the censorship so I'll repost: "It's utterly fúcking rétárded to assault someone for being a racist. That's like fighting fire with TNT." Not quite how I would have phrased it, but resorting to violence, let alone in the first instance, is Not A Good Thing.

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