43 Unhinged Acts That “Chaotic Good” People Did With The Best Intentions In Mind (New Pics)
The world can sometimes feel like a nasty and sad place. It can seem hard to really make a change or fix things, many problems just seem pretty big or too complicated. However, as some people point out online, “you can just do stuff,” although sometimes that means breaking a few rules here or there.
The “Chaotic Good” online community is dedicated to sharing those wholesome moments where people decided to right some injustice their own way. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to detail your own experiences and exploits in the comments below.
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F***ing Comrade Madlad
Who invents these stories? For anyone who's interested: in 2013 MP Antonio Garcia Conejo did strip to his underwear but it was in protest of an bill allowing foreign investment in Mexican energy companies. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-latin-america-25365314
Well, that's not nearly as dramatic. Where's the fun in that? /s
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, this isn't exactly true. While Rep. Antonio Garcia did take his clothes off, the speech attributed to it is false. Source: Reuters https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/false-quote-attributed-to-half-clothed-mexican-politician-idUSL1N2MZ0NG/
Yeah, the quote is not accurate. Reuters translated it as "For this reason, companions, just as you have stripped the nation by privatising Teléfonos de México (the country’s telecommunications provider), this is how you are stripping the nation. I am not ashamed (of stripping) because what you are doing, you took away and privatised Teléfonos de México and where is the benefit?"
Why are you being down voted, you're right - instead we have demented old men
Load More Replies...F**king Madlad
96??? This guy needs a gallery to sell T Shirts posters and hats reproduced from the art. Make the old goat rich!
This is incredible regardless but the fact that he was 96 is next level
He didn't start it at 96... He was 80, a retired army man but already doing artistic work since his teenage years.
Load More Replies...He is a wonderful artist with a true love of his town. Excellent work, too. I hope they can also charge a fee here and there and that he was given anything he needed. I am sure he is/was well cared for and modest. And all at 96 years old. maybe it is his final legacy now
Just brilliant! Great painting by a 96 yr. Old man! God Bless him!
Anon Is Chaotic F***ing Good!
WTG Anon! That slow weening is the most wholesome devious way to offer help w/o hurting someone addicted to a d**g. Kudos to them for not "stealing her thunder" as well.
Oh that's amazing. I wish I could do that with my husband's smokes.
You could cut the ends off a miniscule amount until one day he is down to just the filter
Load More Replies...Any kid who's watered down their parents' liquor knows this works - up until a point. Surprised she didn't notice. Glad she didn't.
Am I alone in thinking this is not wholesome and nice? Never tamper with something that someone else is going to consume!!!
Yeah may be good intentions but still has creepy element
Load More Replies...This is a great story and all, but how does one verify they’re using 49% instead of 50% then 48 instead of 49 and so on to 0?
If this is the first time you hear about chaotic good and it sounds like this implies the existence of lawful good (or even evil) then you are in luck, you guessed correctly. Folks familiar with table-top roleplaying (most famously, Dungeons and Dragons) will recognize the terms from what is called “character alignment.”
In short, one can be good, neutral or even evil. A bit reductive, perhaps, but there is always some value in simplicity. There is also an x axis to one’s moral y axis, namely, being “lawful” or, as seen here, “chaotic.” In short, it’s a reflection of the means someone is willing to go to achieve some ends.
F**k Nestle
Modern slavery and disgusting exploitation. And yet I doubt they'll be hdld accountable.
It's not just Nestle, and it's not just chocolate manufacturers. If consumers actually did a bit of digging into their favorite foods, clothing, technical devices, and much more, they'd learn that exploitation is occurring across the globe in virtually every industry. Must keep up the sacrifices to the gods of Capitalism.
No one seems to care about the cost to make an iPhone is $10, but they charge us $1,200 for new versions every year or two, or that Jobs moved his Apple company over seas to avoid unions.
Load More Replies...Nestle is all over the world screwing the people and ruining the environment.
So many people know they are horrible, yet still buy shitloads of their products. 🤔
Considering how many different brands they sell, it would take a huge amount of research to eliminate all of them from your shopping. Targeted boycotts can be effective, but in general it is not the responsibility of individuals to hold corporations responsible for their bad actions. That's what governments and laws are for.
Load More Replies...Oh thank you, so it's not the lack of cocoa bobs or the worsening environment conditions, this docummentary is the reason of rising the cocoa's prices. And the poor kids are jobless and hungry now.
Life Of A Chad Photographer
More details from TR websites: The client was the groom. He got his nose broken in the bargain. (The story's also six years old.)
Makes for interesting wedding pictures. He is my bride and here is me getting beat up. Good Times.
Can't agree with the violence, but definitely agree with the sentiment.
Well done, but the child bride still had to stay married to the man by tribal law as they knew it.
Way To Go, Satan
Oh, OH, I wish I knew this at my old place. I know it would likely get the whole building shut down quickly, displacing a lot of people. However, so many people have already moved and some who have stayed would have been better off staying elsewhere. One old neighbour just abandoned her suite, it got that bad.
If the building gets condemned with sitting tenants isn't it on the landlord to pay for their alternative accommodation until it gets fixed? If not it should be.
Load More Replies...Different situation but similar vibe. Once moved out of a 2 appartment home because me and the other tenants (2 friends) got into an unworkable situation. They wrongly accused my then boyfriend of theft but when I advised them to call the police then they would not, it escalated from there. I had to get out before I would give them something to call the police for. Utilities were on my name. I just moved out and had energy and water delivery to the house cancelled without telling them. Surprise!
Well, that's one way. I've been a bit more diabolical. Remove switch plates. Place raw meant/fish inside. Ditto with heat vents. Tenant will be long gone before the stench fills the air. It won't be found immediately. Landlord will lose mind tracking down smell. Oh, don't leave forwarding address.
Man, should have thought of that. With the hole in the ceiling, the illegal fire escape to nowhere (it cuts off abruptly and you had to jump down), and the broken window that is still broken to this day, in addition to breaking nearly every part of rental laws that I can think of, that would have been glorious.
Sorry to yuck your yum, the first thing a building inspector will do is to look up the actual owner of a property and contact them.
Pull the decorative ring around the showerhead away from the wall and "feed" a couple pounds of ground beef into the wall. Or so I've heard.
As this list shows, “chaotic” isn’t necessarily bad in a world that can feel overwhelmed with rules and regulations. Folks who are “chaotic good” are willing to bend rules and circumvent norms to achieve positive outcomes. The idea being that a wholesome ending is worth putting the work in to solve some issue, even if it might cost you.
Irish Suffragette Mary F**king Maloney
And that was before Finland was even independent.
Load More Replies...Those women were actively hampering the slow process of universal suffrage, though. While their action would have been righteous and suitable just a couple decades before, in a time where bills were already being passed expanding the voting rights those protests were seen as extremist and alienated the moderate electorate. The English suffragette movement had more popular support in the 1860-1900 span than in the 1900-1920 when it resorted to violence and assaults. This second phase effectively slowed the recognition process and delayed the gains by 20 years. Churchill was a supporter of allowing landowner women to vote in 1904 and all women over 30 in 1905, but violent protests cooled down support in the Parliament, leading to a resurging in opposition lasting a decade, and a similar bill could pass only in 1918.
Load More Replies...Not exactly true. He did support Women's suffrage in a limited capacity post 1899 (due to his mother Lady Churchill's influence) when he ran for his first political office, in fact in 1904 he voted for a bill to give women who owned land or had a certain amount of assets the right to vote. in 1905 he expressed support for allowing all women over 30 the right to vote, but then backed off when Suffragettes from Women’s Social and Political Union began to harass his speeches over him not supporting universal adult womens suffrage, but they did that to any politician who didnt support universal over 21 womens voting. But his daughter Mary Soames said "Papa supported votes for women" and pointed out, that Winston did better every election cycle better among women than men. And if you look at his writing why he only supported women who owned property or were over 30 the right to vote, was because polls showed them as likely Tory voters, while younger and poor women more likely labor.
his personal writings were very clear that he thought personally all women should vote, but that he was afraid of labor's power so he wanted to limit it. However as his daughter Mary pointed out, that in the 1920s he saw younger women favored him politically, even poor ones, he went full out in support of universal suffrage. And in every election he did much better among women than men. In 1945 for example, he lost the womens vote by 2% but the men by 19%, and his core support base when he came back into power in 1951, women was his main support base.
Load More Replies...Love her....I would have been ringing another bell alternately with hers beside her.. Winston was a victim of the Black Dog (Depression) as well as being brilliant, he suffered great emotional and personal challenges.
Irish people always try and support the underdog, the oppressed and marginalised. We have a great culture and history. Plenty to be proud of. I don't know why you were down voted, your comment is valid.
Load More Replies...She had no idea what a hero she would become to us women ,120 years later.
Alice Roosevelt Should Be F**king Posted Here More
She was a known character. Also had many pet snakes over her life. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/from-a-white-house-wedding-to-a-pet-snake-alice-roosevelts-escapades-captivated-america-180981139/
On her drawing room sofa, she had a cushion with the embroidered message "If you don't have anything good to say, please sit next to me." Her father said of her when she was 19: “I can do one of two things. I can be President of the United States or I can control Alice Roosevelt. I cannot possibly do both.”
Imagining her refined accent whilst saying it would have been so good
She probably sounded much like her first cousin Eleanor Roosevelt, and we have many recordings of Eleanor's voice. (She had her own radio show.) Yes, very refined - and sharp. Eleanor: "You'll care less about what people think when you realize how rarely they do."
Load More Replies...I am personally indifferent unless it is a rich person from a bad family/culture who ends up doing good despite going against the "norm" of everyone around them! Think Cassius Marcellus Clay or sallah al din kind of person.
Load More Replies...As I heard it, her driver cut the other one off. Other driver yelled "Where do you think you're going you Black bastard" and she (in her 70s or 80s at the time) leaned out of the window and yelled "He's driving me to my destination you white son of a b***h".
Tiny Child + Tiny Ducks = F**king Chaos
Plastic ducks 😂 my coworkers used to have them too, they’d hide them around the building
Load More Replies...The Mother F**king Og John Steinbeck
"The Grapes of Wrath" just broke me. Absolutely brilliant. And also, he's right. People who've lived through want are much more sympathetic than those who've never experienced it.
Load More Replies...It's common knowledge poor people will make room at their table no matter how small the portions.
Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn
I don't think they made it to dinner. It's anyone's guess since the story is made up, as said in the Reddit feed.
Load More Replies...Here's a simplified version of the story: The narrator's mom invited Kevin, a coworker, to Thanksgiving dinner. Kevin happens to be the man their aunt Sheryl has been secretly having an affair with, even though Sheryl is married. Sheryl declined Kevin’s invitation to dinner elsewhere because she was spending time with "family," not knowing Kevin would end up at the narrator’s house. The narrator purposely set this up because Sheryl had ruined their relationship in the past, and they saw this as a chance for revenge. Now, Kevin and Sheryl are both showing up to the same dinner, setting the stage for an awkward and dramatic Thanksgiving.
Try as I might I cannot work this one out. Needs some sort of flowchart. Oh and what an unfortunate choice of font, Guess what I misread "aunt" as?
This reads like a mathematical word problem. I was expecting the end to be asking how many melons Kevin had left.
Load More Replies...It depends on what Kevin knows about Aunt Sheryl's marital status. If he knows, she and he just keep straight faces and pretend to be strangers. And if he's just finding out, the same strategy applies (but with a different post-Thanksgiving conversation).
F***ing Hero
I would think the Uber driver should get partial credit for accepting the "passenger" and delivering.
This is actually what the bird sanctuary in Miami encourages - otherwise birds won’t get brought in sometimes bc it takes an hour to drive there. If needed, They even tell you how to gently wrap the bird in Newspaper or a towel in a box for the uber ride!
I hope it survived and flew back to nature with a tale of humankind
F**k Racism And F**k My Life, It's Almost Exam Week
How many racist things were being posted to necessitate making anti-racist stickers?? Highly disturbing.
I see racist stuff on bus stops by us sometimes and tend to have a pack of Octonauts stickers about my person to cover it with. If you ever see a random Octonauts sticker out and about in Germany, you know what’s going on! 😄
Load More Replies...Too many forests would have to die to make the paper.
Load More Replies...And this is why I always carry around stickers for local metal bands.
I hate what some of the people of earth have become. #526 of the reasons to love dogs list
Madlad Made Things Change!
I love the smell of Malicious Compliance in the morning. It smells like victory." (Apologies to "Apocalypse Now.")
Load More Replies...Several schools in England have dress codes that won't allow the boys to wear shorts in hot weather. They have to wear long pants. Yet the girls have the option of wearing skirts. This has resulted in the boys wearing skirts.
In the early 00s I got hair dye, coloured shoes and piercings banned. The nose ring one annoyed me most cos I asked permission directly from the principal to do it and then she changed the rules after - (Tracey brose, you can actually google this witch of Tamborine mountain 😂 she was off the charts insane.)
Yes. my spouse did the same thing - except to an outdoor emergency exercise where the women could wear skirts and cropped pants, but the men had to wear pants. It was about 90*. He wore a kilt for two days, then they decided the guys could wear 'neat knee length shorts'.
My bonus dad caused the swedish defence to add a line in their text book all new recruits learn from. He got in a freak accident unloading a gun, split his lip and dutifully reported it even though the odds of a similar chain of events where extremely unlikely to ever happen again. However, a year later he learned that his report has been all the way to the top and now new books included how to avoid it. Hilarious.
American here…is a bonus dad what Americans call a stepdad? If so, your version is adorable!❤️👍
Load More Replies...I used to work in an office with a dress code, but it only applied to men. Men had to wear slacks, tie, jacket, dress shoes. Women often showed up in shorts, tank tops and sandals. When I mentioned it to administration one time, the woman there just laughed and said "Well, this is businesswear for women. Sorry!" Considering how hot it was in summer, I wanted to show up in a sleeveless shirt and shorts and sandals too!
You cannot keep a pet who is higher up the food chain than you are or is capable of killing you My husband when I wanted to keep piranha and later, morey eels
🎵🎶"Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"🎶🎵
Barista With A Great Sense Of Humor
I got nearly knocked over by an executive type at a rental car agency in Atlanta, and by the time I recovered he had gotten to the counter and said "I'm x and have a compact reserved." The next position opened and I went and said "I'm Trebor and I have a compact reserved." Clerk had seen the scuffle at the door, went to get a key, came back and said in a nice clear voice "I'm sorry Mr Trebor. We just rented our last compact." She gave me a Lincoln Town Car, and waived the Savannah drop charge. I had a nice smile for X as I put my bags in that very nice car.
After the lady finished ordering she was probably waiting to get her drink made
Load More Replies...Is this true? I've seen this do many times I do wonder which is actually authentic
Japan As A Nation Is Full Of F***ing Madlads
SpoGomi. The 3-person team from Britain won, with the Japan team as runner up. Across the 20 countries with participating teams, they collected a total of 548kg of trash. Next occurrence will be October 2025, so form your own team & join in!
Load More Replies...It might take the entire population of Japan to clean up the United States trash!
Embarrassing how dirty so many Western people are
Load More Replies...Japan is amazing, beautiful, and culturally very interesting. My daughter say her visit there at age 13 w Japanese schoolfriend & her family "changed her life".
You do see pitched garbage here in Japan too, but it is not common. Young people with bad attitudes are the culprits in most cases. However, other people will often clean up after them and towns have days during the year when citizens go out to clean up around their neighborhoods. Almost all households have the equipment made to do these cleanups so they are ready when needed.
I love this site. Yup that exists! Awesome site on IG. Been following it for years.
Clever, and no doubt the reward was to win for collecting the most trash, not a trip overseas
Peak Madlad
I can't find any updates on what's happened since he was released on bond the day after his arrest but I did find this: "Blitch’s parents are both lawyers: his father is a solo practitioner, while his mother is senior counsel at The Coca-Cola Company and a board member of the Georgia Justice Project, a criminal justice reform group." This is the kind of thing that wealth and privilege *should* be used for!
I'll never understand this. Nirvana lasted longer than the Confederacy. Also, we used to own a cottage in the Outer Banks of North Carolina. We're from Ohio so the locals called us Yankees. I've never heard someone from the north refer to southerners as Rebels. Makes no sense. You lost. Get over it.
The use of the word "Yankee" for someone from the North predates the Civil War. Outside the USA, Yankee means "American". In the USA, a Yankee is someone from the North. In the North, a Yankee is someone from New England. In New England, it's someone from New York. In New York, according to some sources (like the Complete Oxford English Dictionary), after England traded their territories in Patagonia for the Dutch colony in North America, they renamed New Amsterdam "New York", and "Yankee" was a term used by British immigrants for the original Dutch people who lived in the city. One legend has it that the Dutch used to call the British John Bull (after the character for England in newspapers). The British retorted that at least they HAD a character, but they would create a character for the Dutch: John Cheese. The Dutch then turned this around, adopting it into their own language: Jan (pronounced Yan) Kees. Probably not true, but charming nonetheless.
Load More Replies...My gross neighbors fly a confederate flag alongside their Trump flags. I live in the Southwest.
Hope he burned it there on the spot. Why people glorify the losers I'll never understand.
Treasonous, racist, loosers. When did we outlaw US history below the Mason-Dixon?
Around the same time people, who couldn't define CRT, lost their minds over rumors of it being taught to school children.
Load More Replies...He's a hero. There are several of these flying close to interstate roads in my home stare. Every time I drive by them I think, "owner has a small penis."
This Is Peak Chaotic Good Energy
Gentleman, no wait Gentleboy.....(I'm sorry, I'll see myself out)
The writing was pretty horrible on all of those Disney shows. They treated kids like they were idiots.
My husband is probably the most respectful man I've ever met. He was a member of the Seattle Photography Club and the female models always wanted to work with him for this very reason. My Aunt tried to tell my sister that he was "looking at her like she was a pork chop". Full disclosure - I am MUCH better looking than my Aunt. My sister immediately jumped to his defense saying, "Scott would NEVER look at any woman that way - other than my sister". Nice catch, Sis!
I believe she protected one of them from fat-shaming as well, when they were younger. They were in the snack room, and the boys were eating some donuts. Someone came over & pointed to one of them and said "NO MORE DONUTS FOR THAT ONE, UNTIL HE'S AS SKINNY AS THE OTHER ONE AGAIN!" and Kim just went OFF on him for it.
Fighting The Good Fight
I remember when I got to the point in my career that I really didn't need more money, but was still required to interview for promotions. I absolutely started telling the hiring departments the truth about what they were asking for, and managed to get a few hires cancelled and re-flown with better titles or less responsibilities
This will not work. The employers would just find someone willing to pay them what they want to pay them. Plus, it's not usually the hiring employer who controls what the employees make. That's a decision for upper management or the CEO, that employees barely even see during their employment.
It may or may not, but no hiring manager will ever report up the chain that anyone said the pay was too low if no one ever says the pay is too low. Give them at least some ammo to use. If no one ever complains, nothing more will ever be considered.
Load More Replies...Instead of just telling them that it's too low, go a step further and invite them to contact you again after their financial situation catches up to their hiring goals.
F**king Great
Or he was just watching a baby feeding (a very calming sight) and the wife totally over-interpreted the situation.
Load More Replies...Why is it always made to be a nursing mother's problem when someone has a problem with her nourishing her infant?
Been there, done that! A man had opinions on breastfeeding while I was producing really much. Very satisfying seing him flee.
The woman shouldn't have married that kid she called her husband. An adult would know to not stare or at least to speak for themselves.
Indeed why spend time with that kind of f*****t... Ehh there is also the potential that she is one of those super insecure partners... You know the "Why are you on the job with a male coworker" kind of guys... Dude could have just glanced cus it is simply unexpected, and the wife goes ballistic with insecurity induced fantasies.
Load More Replies...Ok. But no one wants to be assaulted with bodily fluids. Flash the lady and stick your tongue out. But don’t attack other people with bodily fluids.
I’m a lactation consultant and self confessed lactivist and I actually agree with you. Don’t stoop to the cretins’ level.
Load More Replies...I grew up partly on the border of Mexico, where people weren't hung up about breastfeeding. People would breastfeed openly among family, and I'd even see people breastfeeding in public. I guess growing up with it, I always found it slightly amusing, and slightly odd that people treat it as something bad or something to hide.
A Stranger Wrote A Fake Note And Put It On My Windshield To Save Me A Parking Ticket
Nah. When people park where they don't belong or even hinder other people to use the designated path, then owner of cars should be fined. I'm also very fond of speeding tickets. Don't drive to fast - don't get fined... It's that simple and less of a risk for other people.
Agree. There used to be one car that would park in front of my bus stop in Queens, NY all the time. I'd have to basically walk into traffic on Queens Blvd (aka the Boulevard of Death) to get on my bus. Bad enough for me but for seniors or people with little kids, it was really bad. And wheelchair passengers would straight up have to use a different stop. Absolutely not okay.
Load More Replies...It's only happened once, but I saw the Parking Enforcement truck coming through the area, had change on me (proof this was years ago/lol), and fed the expired meters. Lived in a small city that had the unconscionable habit of towing cars in the poor neighborhoods first. Cars parked on the wrong side during snow season were towed whether it snowed or not. I happened to see the tow truck, threw on a coat, grabbed 2 pans, and went into the middle of the street physically blocking the truck while banging the pans like a maniac. Tenants streamed out to move their cars while the tow truck driver fumed.
Fat people can lose weight. Unfortunately they still haven't perfected a personality transplant for you.
Load More Replies...F**king Humanitarian
Used to be soooo much easier before all the CCTV covering every square inch.
Load More Replies...They're so dense they might think: Hey, free trolley!, climb in the passenger side and drive off with it still attached. That would be worth seeing.
And the driver just cut the tie and shoved the trolley into the next parking spot...few inconsiderate b y nature learn lessons like this..
Screw that, I break out my BEAR Grills switchblade and go to work down the door when walking by.
You and all these people here need to relax. Really? You'd mess up something that a person paid tens to thousands for? Ok. Remind me to light your house on fire for failing to mow the lawn one week.
Load More Replies...Lady F**king Chad!!
This is wildly inaccurate. Even the Pic- she didn't hang on to the tree. She build a
She adapted to all human needs there and stood for her beliefs..A heroine who was one in a million, she did it, not just chain herself to a tree and wait to be cut free as most protestors do and rarely get results.
That pic in the tree looks like an Arthur Rackham illustration brought to 'life' with AI.
F**king King Move!
According to the op in a reply to the tweet, it didn't work and all he got was a díck pic
Why do boys (immature and trashy men) think women want these pics? It's not attractive or impressive. Do better!
Load More Replies...It might, we had a guy in our group and I can’t remember his actual name cos I dubbed him ‘chicken and cheese’ cos that’s how he smelt all the time, then he started dating my hot bff and whenever she came over, he was clean and room was clean, his roomie (my male bff from school) even confirmed he went out and actually purchased toothpaste and all 😂
Load More Replies...Uh, Here You Guys Go. Exam 1 Was Surprisingly Easy
Sexual assault is more than just a "stupid game".
Load More Replies...For all those web-jocks who keep saying "those kicks wouldn't work in a real fight" IN YO FACE!! (a few times at that. lol)
I heard a story like this! Heartwarming, although it's so so so sad it was needed
How many were harrassing the poor woman I wonder with 5 well equipped martial artists kicking them to....
Ned Kelly, Australia's Most Famous Criminal, Burned Mortgages To Free People From Their Debts Whenever He Robbed A Bank. Legend
Happened a lot in the US too. Some of the outlaws were doing it out of altruism, but it's just as likely they were doing it to get locals on their side so they wouldn't inform on them.
That would work on me. Where’s Ned Kelly when we need him?
Load More Replies...He did, but they were the British controlling Australia, so 🤷🏼♂️
Load More Replies...Mick Jagger starred as Ned in a movie called, oddly enough "Ned Kelly"
Mob Justice
This is a reason I would never want to work at a grocery store collecting shopping carts. I would hate to have to fiddle around with this.
I did that job, and this wouldn’t be hard to deal with at all. Just take each row by itself and move them. Those lengths aren’t difficult to handle
Load More Replies...For some of the wheels in each group, right? >:-)
Load More Replies...While I find this kinda funny? Please don't do it!... Although it does bring a new meaning to the term "Obstruction of Justice"!!!
HERE'S a place to use JUST TWO zip-ties - one on the first trolley and one on the last
If the person in question is indeed a jerk and not someone who was forced to park wonky by another vehicle, doing this results in the trolleys being knocked over and strewn about in order to get outime. It is really not fun to clear up on the supermarket working side, I've done it before. Worse if someone has zip tied them together, which happened once. The jerk slammed the trolley lines into other people's vehicles, one line fell over and the innocent person couldn't get out because it was behind her back wheels with another vehicle in front of her.
There's snøw on the ground, maybe there were No obvious parking lines. Maybe it's like we had to do the other day and park further over too. Someone was parked badly against the Blue Badge (♿) spots. My carer had no choice but to park over the other way too, or else I couldn't get out into my wheelchair. Some people don't qualify for blue badge spots but still need to be able to open the door really wide. Also who's to say the entire row hadn't parked all the way slightly down. This could be someone elderly, vulnerable or disabled. I hate these supermarket trolley vigilanttes, some store employee has to sort this s**t out.
F**king Madlad!
Speculation here, but back then, you needed a wealthy benefactor to sponsor you and get you wider exposure among the upper classes. Many starving artists vs fewer benefactors to pay for your supplies, housing, food, etc.
Load More Replies...So, bit of context for those who don't know. Beethoven was far from the stick-up-his-a*s guy you may imagine. He was an irredeemable prankster, who wrote a song called "Lob auf den Dicken" (Praise the fat one) to body shame his violin teacher Ignaz Schuppanzigh, or who sent a lock of goat hair to a fan who kept asking for a lock of his hair. He was notorious among his friends for his witty and slightly dirty jokes. He was definitely well into the autistic spectrum, having super picky requirements for how his food was made, including the exact number of eggs and their precise dimensions. He was also an incel, being repeatedly rejected by women he loved, some of them predating the concept of "friendzoning" him, his love misadventures leading to intere years of him neglecting work, personal care and manners.
On a more serious note (pun intended), he was known to put musical jokes in his composition, that were so abstruse that only an expert composer or musician could fully understand. Some of them (like the "Rondo a Capriccio") mock military or heroic melodies by using them in a funny way (that song is over his anger for losing a penny coin). He sneaked rhythmical sections in symphonies that were supposed to be serious or stately, or straight up wrote parody pieces mocking his friends to the tune of classical religious music. He used different instruments as bickering voices, or sneaked in melodies from foreign cultures (such as the Turkish March) to satirize and challenge the set notions of western music.
Load More Replies...I love this. When I was a weird teen, I had two posters on my wall: one of Beethoven (previously Tchaikovsky) and one of a flying squirrel. Still love Beethoven and play some of his pieces pretty badly to this day.
Now I Want To Prank My Friends With A Wedding
Hubby and I did the same, only it was just a "get-together" in our favorite pub. It was great because there was no pressure to buy gifts or dress in fancy clothes. All we wanted was a celebration with our friends.
The best wedding I ever went to was a surprise. We were all told it was a housewarming party so everyone brought normal backyard BBQ "gifts" like a tub of potato salad or a couple of six-packs. It was absolutely perfect.
Load More Replies...This is awesome. Great idea for those who don't like being too much the center of attention.
Not many people can say they had the Energizer Bunny at their wedding 😅
Idk what you were downvoted for so here’s an upvote. Hope people stop being so negative soon.
Load More Replies...My friends had an engagement/house warming party. Got up officially announced their engagement and said if everyone sticks around they will attend the wedding. Went to their room got changed and had the wedding. I would of stolen the idea but we too many of the same people.
Oooh - I went to a wedding years ago as a +1. My friend had invited me to a "Renaissance Faire-type party", since she knew how much I love everything R/F (and had the costume). It was a surprise to all the guests to find out it was indeed a wedding!!
A friend couple we knew invited us to his (don't remember what year) birthday party. While going through the buffet I asked her when they were getting married, she said soon. About 1/2 way through I happened to look behind me and she had changed into a white lace dress. He had put on a tie. They had a popup wedding. Only 2 or 3 people knew, they didn't even tell his parents!
Chaotic Good? Chaotic-F***ing-Great!
Reset? Whole new and totally different appliance, that's what America needs.
Load More Replies...It might encourage the needy to hang out in places where someone might see them and have to feel bad about it.
Load More Replies...Criminalized charity is very common...guess how the states/municipalities that have it vote?
BrunoVI, Stop spouting bulls#@*. I’m from those mountains. I have family with property IN those mountains. Entire town had sewer, water and electricity wiped out. Everyone ( regardless of political affiliation) pulled together to feed and shelter those in need. FEMA was on the ground within days distributing needed items and helping people apply for grants, loans and other needed assistance. Not ONCE did anyone ask about the recipients political party. In many cases FEMA is still on the ground helping with the recovery which is ongoing. The key word there is HELPING. Not spouting crazy c**p from behind the safety of a computer screen!
Because it might "encourage the homeless to gather in large groups in public spaces, heightening crime", paraphrasing the last thing that I read about it because I don't remember the exact wording.
Load More Replies...Don't you ever change! Except actually no, please change ASAP.
Load More Replies...Once in a while you hear of a politician who attempts to live on either minimum wage or the allowance from Food stamps. They then can go to congress with the results. Living on either is a far cry from the approx. $175,000 Congressional members get. Trying to make this point with many wealthy or "entitled" people is a waste of time.
Dallas is full of jesus freaks. Jesus told his followers to invite the poor to their feasts (Luke 14:13-14). Dallas has laws against feeding the homeless? jesus freaks are a bunch of fvcking hypocrites who would rather back a swindler, a felon, a traitor than follow the tenants of their faith. christian love is a fraud.
F**king Madlad
Warned what? “Don’t exercise your right to free speech if it hurts my widdle feewings?”
Kind of. See my other comment. The cops ultimately had their revenge with the usual simple trick of abusing their power.
Load More Replies...Personally, I would have played NIN's PIGGY, but I may be from an angrier generation.
Plasmatics "A Pig Is A Pig" might work for you as well.
Load More Replies...Police complained to the Conwy Council’s licensing committee, asking for a review of the pub’s licence and the restriction of opening hours. The pub had to accept some conditions, including hiring private security and sensitivity training for the personnel. The DJ was reprimanded but not let go. So, the DJ pulled a madlad move, but the Police abused their powers ad they often do, the Council overstepped their boundaries and the owner chickened out. Not a good story after all.
Load More Replies...A buddy of mine Keith did this back in the early 80s. A new nightclub in Hong Kong was about to open, and the police came round to inspect it. As they turned up he put on “Piggies” from the Beatles’ White Album. The Inspector in charge - a no-nonsense guy called Gus told the club management that he would return every weekend with his team to conduct anti-d**g raids unless the DJ was sacked. Keith never got to play a single gig - despite having set it all up from scratch.
Chad F**king Spencer!!
Yes, he is awesome, I have seen footage of him stepping in when Dan goes for Janette
He is a hero, but he shouldn't have had to been one, SHAME on nickelodeon for leaving Dan Schneider in charge of young women, he is a predator and anyone with half a brain should have spotted it. But it was all about the almighty $$$ not the children
I watched all the shows with my children. What a f ing monster. So many lives ruined, so many memories ruined.
That Sounds Awesome
I do that too. First a good debate in a pub, then an "after" debate at home with my cat 😁
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
I used to do this at the Pub first,.......then with the Judge.............
"Write drunk. Edit sober." (Advice from a creative writing instructor.)
When I was a young budding jazz pianist, I got stoned a lot. I learned in the recording studio to record some takes stoned and some not stoned. Just to be sure it sounded good either way.
I thought the Greeks did this also. The thought being inhibitions were lowered and you would speak your mind.
This now the country called Iran - am I right? I can't put into words what I feel about the religious leaders attitudes to women.
Pink Is For F**king Chads
Skweezy is the definition of chaotic good. I follow him on Insta and his stories.....my God. Lol
Fun fact: pink was considered a boy's color in the XVIII and XIX century, because it was the "light red" compared with the soldier's uniform of that time (a very discreet red, blue and white). But I don't remember exactly when, they become to use it in girls' clothes, and the boy's clothes become blue and white, to identify with sailor's uniforms. tl;dr: pink is not "gay", in fact it should just identify someone that see himself as yet very young. Sorry for bad English.
In 1918 "Ladies Home Journal" said: "The generally accepted rule is pink for the boys, and blue for the girls. The reason is that pink , being a more decided and stronger color, is more suitable for the boy, while blue, which is more delicate and dainty, is prettier for the girl." It started to change around 1940 for no known reason. https://sites.psu.edu/academy/2015/03/23/why-are-boys-blue-and-girls-pink/
Load More Replies...As my mother told me: It’s a color. Colors don’t belong to genders.
Simple green will remove hair dye from non porous surfaces, and even many fabrics.
Jigglypuffs be damned. Good on ya for showing solidarity with your son.
Red/pink was a boy's color until the early 1900s. Then sissies changed it.
It Happened Again. Do Like The Reference Though
Oh my, how innocent am I when I turn on my computer and little HP Deskjet
The BBC covered this in 2017: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-38879671
Just A Maintenance Request
Depends on the local cat and bird population...and bugs and spiders, this is Australia, I'm sure something will come and eat it...
Load More Replies...We barely even have Commonwealth Bank (and others) atms where I live anymore and they have closed most of the bank branches too. It's highly frustrating! I can't use any cash higher than a $20 in some stores in town, because they can't get more change during the day because of it. It also makes it difficult when I need cash for things bought on marketplace or at markets.
All part of a coordinated effort to force people to stop using cash without facing the uproar if they tried to do it out in the open.
Load More Replies...Goodonya mate. Don't waste your fish though .... try expanda foam.
Australia. Reminded me of parts of the UK or Ireland (I watch a lot of Britbox), but no surprise it was Australia. Wonder if they remembered the camera.
That One Time Charles M Schulz Ended A Character In Peanuts Because One Fan Said She Was Annoying
The original drawing is held in the US Library of Congress. You can see a copy of it here: https://lettersofnote.com/2009/11/02/the-ax/
Do you want a comic strip with both Charlotte Braun and Charlie Brown?
Charles Schulz was a WWll vet whose company liberated a concentration camp. He saw some s**t.
F**k Replacing Human Labor With AI And F**k The Companies Marketing AI With Hostile, Anti-Worker Sentiment
I’m getting so tired of AI cràp. Stealing data, stealing jobs, and stealing peoples time. Sigh.
AI is the tech equivalent of automation in manufacturing...good-paying jobs are gonna be gone.
Load More Replies...You can't even call this AI garbage "employees". That implies that you're paying them, which you're not because you're too f*****g cheap to hire human beings.
Go into certified legal translations. AI cant swear to court to a fair and accurate translation.
Load More Replies...Good luck. I wouldn't do the damned interview, if it were me. It has to be a human, or it can go fvck itself with a rolling donut.
Load More Replies...Big tech will never get the message, because Big Corps are already waist deep in AI. and big corps are way, WAY richer than the rank and file.
Billions of people out there and losers want ai to do everything!! Nope!!
Good Mom
Well, that's just going to bite this parent in the a**e once the kid catches on, and that will be sooner than they think.
I never lied to my daughter about anything. Not even Santa Claus. It was our little secret that Santa wasn't real, "Don't tell your friends" she thought it was silly to make up a strange guy who comes into bedrooms. She's 16 now and still trusts me totally. She doesn't agree with me, but trusts I'm telling the truth.
Load More Replies...I bet if he didn’t think he had to go every single day of his life he would behave much better. 4 year olds can grasp this concept (I’ve had 3) however it seems to be lost on the parent.
So at the end of the school day on Friday, the teacher tells the class "See you tomorrow" instead of "See you Monday"? I think not.
F**k Lunchables, Do This Instead
It will lead his thoughts to geometry which he will be learning soon.
Load More Replies...When my stepson got cranky about his school lunch sandwiches, I just put the same stuff on a flour tortilla and roll it up. He feels special at lunch time.
Lunchables is nothing but pure garbage, I never bought them for my kids because of all the salt and fat contents in them. They either had a sandwich with snacks and fruit. They also always loved salads so if there was any leftover salad from the night before they had a small bowl of it to go with the sandwich.
I used to do that to my husband's sandwiches. Just 'cause. (I did see a Dino shaped cutter that I think I really need).
My mother cut my sandwiches into four neat squares, but the bread must have been small slices, because the other children asked why I had 'tiny sandwiches'. Mum didn't do anything wrong, she just tried to make them easier to pick up.
Maybe Now They'll Hire Some Cashiers
Beat the robot, yeah... more like thieving from the shop, thus forcing them to disable machines that many people find very practical. If ppl really want cashiers to stay, just stop using the machines. But no, we don't do that.
And protected human cashiers from being laid off because a machine can do their job. If a little dishonesty leaves more people able to collect paycheck, I regard that as a win.
Load More Replies...Look, I like self-checkout. I don't want to have polite small talk, I just want to buy my twinkies in shame.
Nooooooooo! From all introverts everywhere: please let us use the machines! Don't ruin enjoyable shopping trips for us!
Self-checkout machines means fewer jobs. Fewer jobs means more competition for jobs. More competition for jobs means lower wages for workers. You decide what's most important to you.
Load More Replies...I have social anxiety so self check out is much easier for Me. I've had problems with humans short changing me as well.
I don't have anxiety, I just hate other people. ;) The self checkout is one of the best inventions ever!
Load More Replies...Self checkout is the best thing that's ever happened to me. That way I'm the only one judging the junk food I'm buying. ;) One of the last times I used a cashier I bought Advil, tampons, and some candy - and she loudly exclaimed "that time of the month huh?". No s**t Sherlock. Thanks for announcing it to everyone!
Funny piece of a sad story. My FIL was a terminal alcoholic who drank himself to death 3-5 years ago. BUT when he died we found hundreds of receipts for bananas in his house. Like pounds of bananas a day. Turns out he was saving money on his gallon a day vodka habit by just checking the bottles out as bananas and paying by weight. I don't know why he wasn't buying better vodka since he was basically ripping the place off but he still "bought" rot gut bottom shelf Gordon's every time.
Thanks for the tip! I was wondering how to cheat the self-checkout.
Load More Replies...Really hard to “just stop using the machines” when they have 20 self checkouts, but only 1 human in the 10 items or less line.
I use self-checkout at the grocery, but mainly because they don’t teach cashiers how to bag properly anymore. I was a grocery cashier when I was in college, and all new cashier hires had to spend their first week just bagging. I got really good at it, and still am. I will always trust my own bagging skills over an untrained cashier, and my food doesn’t get squished or broken on the way home.
It's been years since I last saw a supermarket cashier bag anything. They just ask you how many bags you want, charge you for them, and add them to the pile of your purchases.
Load More Replies...A few weeks ago in the middle of the night i was on my way home. I wanted a snack so pulled into a Shell service station. It was open, though completely deserted! Only secured by cameras. I could take what I wanted and self check out the goods. Efficiency at best but that's another job lost on the market. Bit sad really. This was in the Netherlands.
Starsector Game Devs Are F**king Chad. The Game Is Amazing Btw, Check It Out
I make small games. I release them all as open source. Except the Android game I made; that's not open source, just free with no ads.
You need to understand what words mean if you wanna be an obtuse dumbáss in public. You can't even do that right.
Load More Replies...Everyone needs joy. It's not like they can change their country's economy.
Load More Replies...But When I Try To F***ing Do It
Send him to the US then. Maybe he and the orange monkey will cancel each other out and if not, at least the show will be good.
Load More Replies...But then the cowards who need guns on their side to be men cant get in!! Rethuglicans suck!
congress needs such a lesson. If its not about them then they don't care
Yep that’s absolutely the solution to violence in the US. More metal detectors.
You may have missed the bit about it being in Australia.. Australia-...b365d0.jpg
Footballer Is Racially Abused And His Teammate Punches The Racist
He shouldn’t have punched that arsehole, but I approvz of his refusal to let it go. He should have just said “one of us is leaving the pitch this minute.” In fact the whole squad should have stood by their teammate and walked out.
I in no way condone violence but unfortunately sometimes it's the last line of defence that you have. Or when something has happened that is the last straw... I once punched an older guy when I was a lot younger, 17, for following me down the street calling me a racial slur over and over (N-word) I turned to him and said, "Come on then, get it over and done with!!!", he came towards me with fists clenched and I got him on his jaw with a right hook. He staggered backwards and two cars pulled over, they all got out and fortunately had seen what had happened. Basically the guys chased him off and then made sure that I was okay. I wasn't that far from home but they did call the police. All I could do was tell the police what had happened. Apparently he was charged as it wasn't his first offence. The laws have changed here in the years since and that's now classed as a Hate Crime with harsher penalties.
I'm still stuck on the whole "illegal to help homeless folks" one. WTaF?
Welcome to red states, where the goal of the government has become doing as much harm as possible. And the more powerless the victim, the higher the motivation and score.
Load More Replies...It's a requirement of the subreddit they all came from.
Load More Replies...I'm still stuck on the whole "illegal to help homeless folks" one. WTaF?
Welcome to red states, where the goal of the government has become doing as much harm as possible. And the more powerless the victim, the higher the motivation and score.
Load More Replies...It's a requirement of the subreddit they all came from.
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