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Article created by: Robertas Lisickis

Children’s creativity knows no bounds. And it’s not just them having much fewer limitations on a social and psychological level, but also the fact that they think differently altogether.

And this different thought has spawned a Twitter thread where people share instances of kids calling various things names that either sound similar, but are actually different, or calling them a completely different thing that makes much more sense not just to them, but to us adults as well.

It’s things like deodorant being called armpit makeup or a freezer being called an ice cupboard.

So, take a look at our neatly curated list of some of the best tweets of kids calling things other things that are actually hilariously entertaining below! And why not leave an upvote and a comment on the submissions you enjoyed the most.

Image credits: Bart

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Tweet screenshot showing a parent sharing their 4-year-old’s alternative name for a box of tissues as a bless you box.

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    Tweet by Jim Gaffigan humorously showing kids’ alternative names for common things like Vampire State Building.

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    Tweet showing a parent sharing a funny alternative name their child gave to the sunroof as the sky window.

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    Tweet showing a parent sharing how their child calls trampolines Jumpolines, highlighting kids' alternative names for common things.

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    #5

    Tweet showing a parent sharing their kid’s alternative name for today as this day, highlighting kids’ funny alternative names.

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    #6

    Tweet from Mom transparently sharing a kid’s funny alternative name for a notebook, showcasing kids cracking adults up.

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    Tweet from a parent sharing a kid’s alternative name for dandelions as wish flowers, highlighting kids’ funny alternative names.

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    Twitter post by Stephen Amell sharing a funny kids alternative name for deodorant as armpit makeup.

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    Tweet showing a parent sharing their child's alternative name for umbrella, highlighting kids cracking adults up.

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    #10

    Screenshot of a tweet showing a child’s alternative names for the Beatles, highlighting kids cracking adults up with funny names.

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    Tweet showing a funny example of kids’ alternative names for common things with syrup used instead of Europe.

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    Tweet showing a humorous alternative kids name for shoelaces as tyers, making adults laugh at creative word use.

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    Tweet from Scary Mommy showing a child’s alternative name for fashion as flash em shows, making adults laugh.

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    #14

    Tweet showing a parent sharing how kids use alternative names for common things, calling teeth smile bones.

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    Tweet from a parent sharing a child’s alternative name for skinny dipping as nakedy dipping, highlighting kids’ funny alternative names.

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    Tweet showing a funny kid’s alternative name for their mom as Old McDonald, highlighting kids cracking adults up.

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    #17

    Hand resting on a large watermelon in a box, showcasing kids alternative names for common things with watermelons.

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    #18

    Tweet showing a child’s alternative name for coffee grounds as bean dirt, highlighting kids’ funny naming creativity.

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    Tweet reading a parent sharing their 11-year-old’s alternative name for porta potty, highlighting funny kids’ alternative names.

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    Tweet showing a child’s alternative name for gloves as finger mittens, highlighting funny kids’ alternative names for common things.

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    Tweet about a child amusingly calling a force field a horse field, showcasing kids alternative names for common things.

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    #22

    Child’s humorous alternative name for clementine as lemon tongue and baby orange making adults laugh.

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    Tweet screenshot showing a mother sharing her son’s funny alternative name for pads, highlighting kids’ creative language.

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    Screenshot of a tweet showing a child’s alternative name for lotion, illustrating kids cracking adults up with funny names.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet showing a child’s alternative name for green Jolly Ranchers, illustrating kids cracking adults up.

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    Tweet showing a child’s alternative name for Boss Baby, illustrating kids cracking adults up with funny names for common things.

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    #27

    Tweet by a dad sharing how his 9-year-old’s alternative name for a concession stand c*****d adults up with kid humor.

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    Tweet showing kids cracking adults up with alternative names for common things like hot ball for sun and ice cupboard for freezer

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    Young man with red hair shrugging in front of an orange background, illustrating kids alternative names for common things humorously.

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    #30

    Tweet by Marissa sharing how kids use alternative names like ball trampolines for badminton rackets, highlighting kids' creativity.

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    #31

    Tweet showing a funny kid’s alternative name for a b**t as p**p cavity, illustrating kids cracking adults up with alternative names.

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    Tweet showing a child’s alternative name for time concept, illustrating kids cracking adults up with creative language.

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    #33

    Tweet showing kids’ alternative names for common things like arm ankles for wrists and cucacumber for cucumber.

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