Children’s creativity knows no bounds. And it’s not just them having much fewer limitations on a social and psychological level, but also the fact that they think differently altogether.
And this different thought has spawned a Twitter thread where people share instances of kids calling various things names that either sound similar, but are actually different, or calling them a completely different thing that makes much more sense not just to them, but to us adults as well.
It’s things like deodorant being called armpit makeup or a freezer being called an ice cupboard.
So, take a look at our neatly curated list of some of the best tweets of kids calling things other things that are actually hilariously entertaining below! And why not leave an upvote and a comment on the submissions you enjoyed the most.
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as a white man i laughed very much at this - i gotta' remember this.
At school: "Mommy lost one of her strap-ons when she was chasing daddy last night..."
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LOOOOOVE IT!!! Reminds me of a human "talk to text" program. I can just picture the little one (having heard mom refer to a "clementine") attempting to decipher and learn the word that quickly escaped mom's lips without hesitation in order to know what to request next time.
Sometimes it ISN'T invisible and ISN'T a fart... And all of your plans must be aborted very quickly.
My sister used to say yesterday for anything that happened in the past. If she was talking about something that happened a year ago, she would say yesterday day I did this.
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My son couldn't say popcorn when he was 3/4, so he'd be standing in the cinema loudly requesting some cockporn and sweeties
Snort-laugh!
Lmao
Don't even get me started on what asking for blackcurrant juice sounded like
That’s silly. When my son was 2/3 I used the vacuum a lot and he was obsessed with it the only problem was he pronounced it F*{k. I have a video of me repeatedly trying to correct him and him looking at me bewildered as to why I was correcting him.
once when i noticed my toes had hair I said "HEY MY TOES ARE GROWING CHEST HAIR" and ive never lived it down since
Mine too .. oh the days of watching movies eating cockporn lol my sons evolved into copporn which was interesting too
LMAO
T'was a sad day when he learned to pronounce popcorn properly. But the memory will live on forever
I was telling my 3 year old nephew to not touch spiders. There was a black widow on the door and I explained they can make you very sick. When he went home, he told his mom..."Mom never touch a Black Weirdo or you might die"
My brother calls the stuff you put in soft toys fluffing instead of stuffing. It makes perfect sense
Your brother? Heck, my whole family calls it that!
Floofs! 😁🦊
My son couldn't say popcorn when he was 3/4, so he'd be standing in the cinema loudly requesting some cockporn and sweeties
Snort-laugh!
Lmao
Don't even get me started on what asking for blackcurrant juice sounded like
That’s silly. When my son was 2/3 I used the vacuum a lot and he was obsessed with it the only problem was he pronounced it F*{k. I have a video of me repeatedly trying to correct him and him looking at me bewildered as to why I was correcting him.
once when i noticed my toes had hair I said "HEY MY TOES ARE GROWING CHEST HAIR" and ive never lived it down since
Mine too .. oh the days of watching movies eating cockporn lol my sons evolved into copporn which was interesting too
LMAO
T'was a sad day when he learned to pronounce popcorn properly. But the memory will live on forever
I was telling my 3 year old nephew to not touch spiders. There was a black widow on the door and I explained they can make you very sick. When he went home, he told his mom..."Mom never touch a Black Weirdo or you might die"
My brother calls the stuff you put in soft toys fluffing instead of stuffing. It makes perfect sense
Your brother? Heck, my whole family calls it that!
Floofs! 😁🦊