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30 People In This Online Group Reveal Their Best Jokes That Hardly Ever Fail To Make Others Laugh
A lot of us appreciate a good joke, knowing that to make someone laugh is a pretty tough thing to do. Especially when people tend to have a different taste in humor, have different views on a certain matter, or simply don’t know the broader context to understand the joke. There is a thin line between making someone giggle and harshly offending them. And of course, there is no one good recipe on how to make someone laugh. Having this in mind, one Reddit user asked others online to share their one “go-to” joke. The question that received almost 19k upvotes was followed by many hilarious jokes that people were proud to share. Users were quick to reveal some of the short and punny jokes that can put a smile on someone’s face.
Which one of these jokes is your favorite? Maybe you have one of yours that could be added to this list? Don’t forget to leave it in the comments down below!
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#1
A farmer looks up and sees his prized sheepdog running toward him.
The sheepdog is panting, and says, "Boss, I did it. It took me all morning, but I finally got all 100 sheep in the barn."
The farmer says, "That's great, but we only have 97 sheep."
The sheepdog says, "Yeah, I know. I rounded them up."
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#2
I went to the coffee shop the other day, and the lady behind the counter asked me what I wanted. I said "Give me your mildest roast".
She looked at me for a moment and said "You have the most average ears".
#3
What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
I don't know either, but they're awake all night wondering if there is a dog
#4
God spoke to John and said, "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
#5
I keep confusing the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza", and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
#6
Don't know if that will translate into English lol
Do you have anything to drink? - I have water. -Do you have anything harder? -Ice
Destiney Haddox 4 years ago
It translates perfectly for me. We say "hard" or "harder" when we're talking about alcohol so I got it right away. 👍
#7
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Sky Render 4 years ago
Two fish swam into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
#8
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "what's a steering wheel doing in your pants?" And the pirate says "It's driving me nuts!"
#9
Do you know what is the opposite of lady fingers?
mentos
#10
i told my girlfriend she draws her eyebrows on too high. she looked surprised.
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
One has to wonder, if you catch her mid make-up routine, does she perhaps look like The Rock flashing the People's Eyebrow?
#11
A man walks into a zoo.
There's only one dog in it.
It's a shih tzu.
#12
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Mazer 4 years ago
Midvale School for the Gifted!! For those unfamiliar, there was a really popular comic artist named Gary Larson. He created comics about many things and called it The Far Side. JUST GOOGLE Midvale School for the Gifted I miss his work and that of the creator of Calvin and Hobbes
#14
My favorite joke of all time in the history of forever.
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener.
#15
My ex-wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better
#16
I dont trust Elevators.
I am taking steps to avoid them.
#17
Why did the old man fall down into the well? Cuz he couldn't see that well.
#18
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back.
A stick.
#19
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
#20
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steamroller?
They became Flatman and Ribbon.
#21
What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say “Hey you, get off of my cloud” and a Scotsman says “Hey Mcloud, get off of my ewe.”
#22
A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a doctor, and a lawyer all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, what is this, a joke?"
John Smith 4 years ago
A priest, a nun, a rabbit, a doctor, and a lawyer all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what you doing here", the rabbit replies, "I think I am a typo"
#23
Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
Karynne Williams 4 years ago
This has been one of my all time favorite jokes since I was a kid. Right up there what is green and sings? Elvis Parsley!
#24
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh Prints.
#26
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and poorly dressed one on a bicycle?
Attire (a tire)
#27
Why do ducks have feathers? To hide their buttquacks
#28
Two drums and cymbals fell off a cliff.
Bah dum tish!
#30
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam.
#31
Why did the man at the can crushing factory quit?
Because it was soda pressing!
#32
Where does a bee go to use the bathroom?
To the BP station.
#33
What's a cowboys favorite car? Many people say it's a bronco, but it's actually an Audi, pardner
Russell Ellwardt 4 years ago
LOL - that photo was taken in my city, according to the number plate on the car.
#35
Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.
#38
What kind of overalls do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim Denim Denim
What do you think ?
Chicken Nugget 4 years ago
What's green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table. What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. What else is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Not Sally.
Zaza 4 years ago
What is an elephant in a tree? One less on the ground. What is 2 elephants in a tree? One extra in the tree. What is 6 elephants in a tree? Very strong tree
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SeaMonster 4 years ago
what do you call a pair of tights that's too big? looses. what do you call someone who knows everything about food? omnomnomniscient. what do you use to impale and grill a french philosophe? a monteskewer.
Gary Watson 4 years ago
Why are giraffes necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies
Iggy 4 years ago
How do you know there's an elephant in your bed? There's an E on his pyjamas.
OhForSmegSake 4 years ago
How do you know there's an elephant under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling.
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Joann Casey 4 years ago
Q) How do you get two whales in a Mini A) on the M4 - (to Wales the country, on the M4 motorway)
Stein-Inge Kummeneje 3 years ago
How come almost every single american/english joke is some sort of pun or wordplay? It's not the case in other countries, and it's annoying, cause it makes them untranslatable.
Sky Render 4 years ago
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
ilikeplants 4 years ago
Did you know that, on average, people sleep with 3 coverings on them at night? But that's just a blanket statement.
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
I am SO going to try some (especially the wordplay ones) on my students!
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
Knock Knock, Who's there? Control Freak now this is the part where you say control freak who.
Chicken Nugget 4 years ago
What's green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table. What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. What else is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Not Sally.
Zaza 4 years ago
What is an elephant in a tree? One less on the ground. What is 2 elephants in a tree? One extra in the tree. What is 6 elephants in a tree? Very strong tree
Load More Replies... SeaMonster 4 years ago
what do you call a pair of tights that's too big? looses. what do you call someone who knows everything about food? omnomnomniscient. what do you use to impale and grill a french philosophe? a monteskewer.
Gary Watson 4 years ago
Why are giraffes necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies
Iggy 4 years ago
How do you know there's an elephant in your bed? There's an E on his pyjamas.
OhForSmegSake 4 years ago
How do you know there's an elephant under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling.
Load More Replies... Joann Casey 4 years ago
Q) How do you get two whales in a Mini A) on the M4 - (to Wales the country, on the M4 motorway)
Stein-Inge Kummeneje 3 years ago
How come almost every single american/english joke is some sort of pun or wordplay? It's not the case in other countries, and it's annoying, cause it makes them untranslatable.
Sky Render 4 years ago
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
ilikeplants 4 years ago
Did you know that, on average, people sleep with 3 coverings on them at night? But that's just a blanket statement.
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
I am SO going to try some (especially the wordplay ones) on my students!
Daniel Atkins 4 years ago
Knock Knock, Who's there? Control Freak now this is the part where you say control freak who.
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