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108 Women Share The Exact Second Their Attraction Ended Because Of A Weird Ick They Got
Everyone has their own, often very specific, dating preferences. Hobbies, worldview, appearance, income are all common areas of contention, but a few people discover that they might sometimes have strong opinions about even rather mundane things someone does or doesn’t do.
A woman made a post stating “I need to hear the weirdest thing that’s ever made you ick on someone,” so people shared their examples in the comments. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the most interesting takes and, if you feel inspired, add your own preferences to our comments section, down below.
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#1
i have a few with this one guy idk why i stayed but the biggest was we were on facetime and his mom comes over and goes “how are your toenails do you need me to trim them yet?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR MOMMY TRIMS YOUR TOENAILS WHAT.
Jcusack 19 hours ago
I thought the Mom was asking the girlfriend over FT if she needed her toenails clipped. Also still a dealbreaker!! haha
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R Dennis 22 hours ago
Why? Why did you have to say that? Now I can't unsee what my twisted brain created...
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Joshua David 18 hours ago
Could she have been trying to embarrass him. My mom would've been relentless.
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#2
After I told him my fav books he said he doesn’t enjoy reading anything fictional because why would he waste his time in an imaginary setting…… he was also a huge marvel fan
#3
I swore I would take this to my grave because im still embarrassed... I was talking to this guy name Zach for 6 months before we did anything. I had just met his son and our date went so good so why not 🤷♀️after doing the deed, he gave me a high five and said " really good job, ill be sending you a text with a survey attached so I can know how I did. Always love to hear feedback." I barley got in my car before receiving the text... the first question was " How did Big papa satisfy you today, please rate 1-10? " I have never blocked and deleted someone so quick in my life. 😳
#4
He was jealous of a tampon. Was worried it would… “stretch things out” and he’d be too small. News flash- he was too small. And he talked like a baby when he would say my name lololololol
Lee Gilliland 13 hours ago
In my experience, men who are ...smaller...are smart enough to learn to pleasure in othervways.
#5
He spent the night at my house and while I was doing my nighttime face wash/tooth brushing routine , he told me to get in the bed and stop pretending like I brushed my teeth every night…. Because nobody did. I thought everybody did…
Zig Zag Wanderer 1 day ago
Yes, we do. Well, everyone we want to stand within 6 feet of does, anyway....
Kathrin Pukowsky 1 day ago
Mindset is everything. I was raised in a way that made me think personal hygiene was an annoying chore, so of course skipping it felt good. Since I've come to think of it as self-care, it's something I WANT to do.
Lee Gilliland 14 hours ago
Precisely. I would stay with this guy 15 seconds.
Load More Replies... Lee Gilliland 14 hours ago
Anyone who gets impatient because you're doing essential hygiene is not someone you want to have an encounter with.
Tico 1 day ago
i went on a vacation with two friends for two weeks.... i can tell on one hand when they brushed there teeth in the evening in those two weeks....
Emilu 1 day ago
I had this happen too, except we were sleeping in the same bed (platonically). I had to sleep on my side away from him because his breath was so foul.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 14 hours ago
It's more important to brush at night, because we don't produce saliva (which protects teeth) while sleeping. Info from my dentists.
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Upon meeting him for the first time, he asked if we could stop by his house real quick to pick something up. He invited me inside, asked me to cook something for his 5 kids cause he doesn’t know how to cook and they were hungry. I took an uber home lol
Earonn - 1 day ago
Sorry, that's a case for CPS. What's so hard about learning how to cook? You go online, look at recipes, do what they tell you to do. A person who can't do that can't raise kids either.
Glen Ellyn 1 day ago
Cheese-its on a bicycle! Apparently he's looking for a mother for his kids.
R Dennis 22 hours ago
Jeez! That's insane... Parents need to teach their kids how to take care of themselves. I had a hard childhood, but I was taught how to properly cook, clean, and sew. My mother was bound and determined that we would learn how to survive on our own and not be dependent on our spouse or partner for basic skills.
Lee Gilliland 14 hours ago (edited)
Trust me, they're out there. One of mine asked me to change a kid's diapers.
Load More Replies... Lee Gilliland 14 hours ago
Desperation finds no bounds. Notice it never occurred to him he could cook.
#7
AFTER my first husband and I got married - like 5 months after - he proceeds to look at me at Christmas and tell me I used too many big words and I needed to stop trying to outsmart him in front of people. We were separated very shortly after because wtf.
Nicole Weymann 1 day ago
Which one? I'd be put off by him rather than OP, but maybe that "big words problem" is more common than I'd have thought?
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Tyranamar Seuss 1 day ago
I was told something very similar to this by a guy once and it did give me the ick.
#8
I made hard-boiled eggs and he couldnt figure out how to get the shell off so he put the whole thing in his mouth with the shell and ate it. Hearing the crunch was one of the most painful things I've experienced.
Ace 1 day ago
Egg shell is one of the worst things you can find in a sandwich. You can't spit it out 'cos you've got a mouthful of half-chewed sandwich in there; you don't want to chew any more cos you'll break it into even smaller pieces; you don't want to just swallow cos you might choke...
GalPalAl 18 hours ago
Someone I had to stop beings friends with after watching him eat peel and eat shrimp with the shells on. The look on his face immediately recognized the error but he decided to tell me that the shells made it better because of the crunch.
#9
We went for a walk at a nature place after we had dinner. We came upon a bunch of squirrels just minding their business. Me (A known animal love that feeds birds out of my hand was quiet observing them.) suddenly, he clapped really loud and the squirrels ran off. I said what did you do that for? And we got in a fight about how we are in their habitat and he said no it’s our habitat. The clap really gave me the ick. He never heard from me again.
MalayDragon 1 day ago
Especially 👏 when 👏 used 👏 between 👏 every 👏 word 👏 in 👏 a 👏 sentence 👏 as 👏 if 👏 it 👏 makes 👏 whats 👏 being 👏 said 👏 seem 👏 more 👏 Important.
Load More Replies... Tyranamar Seuss 1 day ago
I hate when people are loud to animals. Except my dog. She likes it when I sing to her.
Lee Gilliland 13 hours ago
Animal a***e was funny in Victorian times. It has much less appeal now.
#10
Took a nap…. In his bed…… With his….. Mud covered boots on….. UNDER THE COVERS!!!
#11
i woke up at 5 am to a noise in my room and it was him going through boxes and stuff i had under my bed
#12
we were about to kiss after an awesome date and when I was .5 inches away I could see buildup on his teeth like he never brushes them. body rolled away and asked as. gently as I could about it. he said he doesn't believe in toothbrushes
Tyranamar Seuss 1 day ago
I knew a woman who would never brush her teeth. Like they were seriously fuzzy. She had hookups all the time. Not sure how the men could stand it.
GalPalAl 18 hours ago
Had a friend who had a similiar interaction with someone she kissed a few times. Most interactions, she explained, happened in low light. When she saw what was going on in his mouth and described to us by saying two rotten teeth and a microphone (to the beat of the Beck song Where it's at-two turntables and a microphone)
#13
I gave ONE compliment about how pretty his eyes were in the sunlight. He proceeded to send me several pics a day of close ups of his eyes in different angles in the sun like a Twilight character. Block.
Henrik Knudsen 17 hours ago
Kinda cool. Us dudes don't get a lot of those kind of compliments, I admit he could've handled it smoother but still kinda cool though.
#14
He had to eat a grilled cheese with a glass of milk IN BED before falling asleep because it's what his mommy did for him growing up.
Upstaged75 1 day ago
Mommy's boys are the worst. Never marry one unless you're interested in a 3-way relationship with your MIL.
Ben Aziza 10 hours ago (edited)
Hmm this could be an autism related routine tbh. So of the posts seen so far one actually qualifies as an "Ick" THE OTHER posts however are legitimate "RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN" moments... Like unhinged scary stuff XD I was confused at first by these posts cus the "Ick" this odd irrational thing that immature girl on tiktok seem to judge others for. I think of them as the evolution of the bear lovers you know the woman version of the "nice guys"
#15
He told me to stop using big words to confuse him. Diligent. I had used the word diligent.
Earonn - 1 day ago
Yeah, OP, how dare you being a normal intelligent person? That hurts his ego!
Paul C 18 hours ago
I can still spell antidisestablishmentarianism, though I've never used it in a sentence (and it's been about 50 years since I last wrote it). Though I did once tell someone that their rash looked like ancylostomiasis. Joys of growing up in the 70s and having lists of words you had to learn how to spell (and what they mean - don't look up ancylostomiasis after eating).
Lee Gilliland 13 hours ago
My champion word was Chargogagogmanchogagchabundanundanog and I was thrilled when I got to use it in a report.
Load More Replies... Chrystina Sumpter 12 hours ago
An ex decided he wanted to date me because I (correctly) used the phrase ‘yea big’ in a sentence.
#16
Asked me how I was going to hide my tattoos in a wedding dress, called his mom like four times at dinner to tell her how much he liked me (it was our first date 🫠)
Fellfromthemoon 1 day ago
Call (or fake-call) your father and tell him you don't think there will be a second date.
#17
Caressed my hand and told me how pretty my nails were.....while having the dirtiest fingernails ever. No way was I letting him throw my PH balance off 😂
#18
We went to Olive Garden where he proceeded to play Falling in Reverse on full blast on his phone while we sat and waited. I was mortified.
Henrik Knudsen 16 hours ago
Not american here. What's wrong with Olive Garden? Other than it being a chain restaurant.
Lee Gilliland 13 hours ago (edited)
It is cheap, they overcharge you, the families overwhelm the service, what little there is if it, and mothers change their kids in the ladies room and stuff the diapers in the handle towel bin. It is an experience well missed.
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Went on a first date at a sushi restaurant. He dipped his finger in the wasabi and put it straight in his mouth, he gaged and was dumbfounded to find out it wasn’t guacamole 😑
Upstaged75 1 day ago (edited)
Because everyone knows that guacamole goes perfectly with sushi. 🙄
Rachel Reynolds 18 hours ago
My ex-husband ate an entire blob of wasabi, insisting it was guacamole. Then he got mad at me, even though (a) I told him repeatedly what it was and (b) I am deathly allergic to avocados and had expressed that to the server so there shouldn't have been guac anyway.
Rachel Reynolds 18 hours ago
This is the same man who loved "foreign foods" (his words) and then would order essentially chicken nuggets at every restaurant. I.e. sweet and sour chicken without the sauce and BBQ on the side.
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Papa 19 hours ago
That reminded me of a few years ago when I was at my local convenience store getting my breakfast burrito (they're very good there; everything is made fresh, including the tortillas) when the guy in line in front of me pointed at the container of cilantro and said "Put a bunch of that parsley on mine." The lady working behind the counter didn't understand very much English, so she loaded him up without correcting him. I often wonder what he thought of his burrito with the the half cup of cilantro when he was expecting parsley.
Emilu 1 day ago
I think lots of people have made this mistake though, to be fair. "No idea why it's here, but I like avo! ... I'm dying 😭"
Fellfromthemoon 1 day ago
Some twenty-three years ago I also made this mistake (but I used an utensil, not my finger.) I thought my brain would leave my skull through my nose. Since that moment I'm a sincere fan of washabi.
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We went to ramen, he told me about his semester in Tokyo and proceeded to fake burp between sips bc “it is a compliment to the chef”. The chef literally said “nah man”
Robin Roper 13 hours ago
Slurping noodles in Japan, especially ramen, udon, and soba, is normal and encouraged as a sign of enjoyment of the noodles and appreciation for the chef; belching, no, that is not a complement.
highwaycrossingfrog 12 hours ago
But ramen always makes me burp because it makes me swallow air along with the broth, and slurping makes it 10x worse because I swallow that much more air
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He made a huge deal about trying sushi. When he took a bite he made nasty faces and was just so dramatic, he ran outside and through the window kept looking up to make sure I could see him “throwing up” and feel bad. He was 40 btw. 😭
Lily bloom 15 hours ago
He either should have just said "no thanks, not for me" unless maybe he'd said that several times and she just kept insisting he should try it, she "knows" he will like it if he just tries it...etc, and so on...
#22
Guy took me to Olive Garden and ordered a Dr. Pepper without ice because and he whispered it to me "you get more in your glass". Then got mad when I said you know refills are free?
Lost Panda 1 day ago
I don't get ice either, but it's because I prefer my drinks at room temp (except for beer)
Fellfromthemoon 1 day ago
So do I, and how many ice do you have regularly in your beer? / jk
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He told me that his daughter’s favorite holiday was Christmas. When I asked was he getting her a tree, he said “no, she can see the tree at her grandmas house when she visits her mom”. He didn’t have Christmas NOTHING in his house for his daughter. And he has custody. Yeeucccckk. Put some magic together for her!
Charlotte 1 day ago
Maybe Christmas was her favorite holiday because she gets to visit her mom and grandma
MalayDragon 1 day ago
Exactly what i was thinking, it's her favourite holiday because she gets to spend it away from him. Which is sad.
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He told me he didn’t have $ and so I offered to buy our jimmy johns and then on our walk out of his apt he asked his roommate “hey want anything?” And I told him I’m not buying his and he said that’s ok I will….. like wdym???
#25
He thought every woman in the world got her period at the same time
MalayDragon 1 day ago
If this was a thing, all the men on the planet would be in big trouble, but have absolutely no clue why.
highwaycrossingfrog 12 hours ago
To be fair, men don't generally get educated about women's cycles (or reproductive systems/genitalia in general), yet the misconception about women's cycles synchronising is pretty widespread, so I would chalk this up to ignorance/lack of available education
Cosmos in your eyes 1 day ago
I WISH, this would be kind of awesome, ngl. Let's synch up, ladies!
#26
he took me to panda express and offered to teach me how to use chopsticks, when he found out i already knew how to use them he was moody and distant the rest of the date
Anne Edwards 8 hours ago
She should have offered to show him how to use a knife and fork.
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He talked about how his sister is the most beautiful woman in the world and how he wanted a girl who would be willing to fight other girls for him in public like his sister
Min 22 hours ago
I had boyfriend once who compared everything I did to how his sister did things and it was baffling. Even to the point of telling me I was taking my contact lenses out wrong because his sister didn't put as much solution in the lens case as I did.
S Bow 18 hours ago
Sounds like his only knowledge of women was from watching his sister.
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guy asked me out on a date to the movies. we were getting movie tickets and when the worker said $32 he looked at me…to pay and said she’s got it. i said no i don’t ☺️and walked away
#29
So on our first date I discovered he would snap his fingers at the end of every sentence where a period would technically go. Never talked to him again. That’s on period 🫰🏻
joann fielding 5 hours ago
My sister (briefly) dated a guy who would loudly say, "BOOP!" every time he brought the car to a stop. Red lights were t*rture!
#30
He sang Creep as it was playing during Guardians of the Galaxy in a full theater while staring at me the whole time. I was mortified
Joshua David 18 hours ago (edited)
This IS some shít I would do with my partner....of 15 years.
highwaycrossingfrog 12 hours ago
I once broke up with a guy because he sang along to a movie soundtrack in the cinema. It wasn't even a movie with an awesome soundtrack like Guardians. It was 127 Hours, the film where a guy gets trapped in the desert and has to cut his own arm off
#31
Okay this is a reasonable ick but I went to his place for the first time and he had poopy underwear on the floor in his bedroom. Not judging an accident at all but why was it not in the trash…. Why was it on the floor in his bedroom… I left so damn quick
Joshua David 17 hours ago
When meeting someone, the last thing my brain is capable of is thinking about thier shiit. So to see this, I would picture that and it's too soon to bounce back from. Eventually you'll go into a bathroom after someone who you're dating poops but still. C**p on underwear on a floor is too much too soon.
#32
He thought the orange chicken from Panda Express was too spicy and I quote "makes my tummy feel sad" and grabbed his stomach while making whining noises.
#33
I was a plus one date at a wedding and when the groom was walking down the aisle my date stuck his hand out for a high five (??) and the groom ignored it and I was just so embarrassed the whole night
Nicole Weymann 1 day ago
In answer to @MalayDragon (who was downvoted enough to cancel the reply button and never got an answer): The few weddings I went to had the couple walk in together, often following directly after the pastor. Traditions differ. 🤷
highwaycrossingfrog 12 hours ago
Last wedding I went to (last September) it went groomsmen, bridesmaids, wedding couple. Christian ceremony in a Methodist church. The only person waiting at the altar was the minister
Load More Replies... GalPalAl 18 hours ago
Something like this happened to me at work in front of others. I decided that I am not going to feel embarrassed because of the other person's ignorance. So I made a grand gesture to shrug my shoulders and high five myself. I laughed to myself about it after and sure that nobody else cared n e way
#34
He took me for a nature walk (not the ick part) but he brought his ukulele and played his rendition of “Hey There Delilah” over and over again. We got lost, so it was like two hours of this. Non stop.
Emilu 1 day ago
I didn't mind it initially, but it was overplayed on radio to death to the point where I'm now like "HEY THERE DELILAH, MIND IF I FORCEFULLY PLANT THIS SHARP THING THROUGH YOUR EYEBALLS?" ... sorry. That song does make me rage unnecessarily nowadays.
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 12 hours ago
This is how people get lost in the wilderness, never to be seen again
#35
He brought “dinner” over for us and it was ONE SINGLE alfredo tv dinner … then he tried to eat it in my bed.
#36
He want to the bathroom and I heard the toilet flush. He came out of the bathroom without washing his hands. When I called him out for not washing his hands, he was annoyed I brought it up and said “okay mom” in a mocking tone then went to wash his hands. He was 25.
BrunoVI 16 hours ago
I'm definitely on team always-wash-hands, but it does remind me of the joke where one guy says that where he's from, they always teach people to wash their hands, and the other guy answers that where he's from, they teach people not to p**s on their hands.
nottheactualphoto 10 hours ago
1. Very sad that needs to be taught. 2. Nobody wants to shake hands with your johnson (transitive principle).
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He carried a drawstring backpack on dates with just a chapstick in it.
Elisen 18 hours ago (edited)
"baise-en-ville" literally means "f**k in town". This French word initally refers to small travel bags carried for one-night stand, then it was used more broadly for small bags. It appears between the ww1 and 2 and is close to extinction. This comment is my eulogy.
joann fielding 5 hours ago
Don't give up hope, Elison! I've just adopted that phrase, and will be trotting it out at every opportunity.
Load More Replies... Zig Zag Wanderer 1 day ago (edited)
That's a lot of chapstick to carry around! But perhaps he wanted to keep his lips really soft for those 'Australian Kisses' (like French Kisses, but downunder....)
#38
Gave me a letter when picking me up for the first date and told me I couldn’t read it until he left. Whole date was small icks like not making a reservation, asking me to drive. Opened the letter when he left and it started with “if you’re reading this our first date went well”
#39
Called himself a CEO in his bio. He was a barber
#40
I told him I liked his laugh, so he would over exaggerate his laugh everytime I said something remotely funny. I never told a joke again
#41
he tried to have a locked eyes moment with me while backing up his truck and hit the car behind him
#42
I went out with a guy that was objectively out of my league. Well off, very attractive... and he had the personality of a wet piece of bread. We went to the Olive Garden and he couldn't find anything he liked to eat because he "was a meat and potatoes man" and then proceeded to talk about himself for 2 hours but only with prompting because he couldn't carry a basic conversation on his own. I was so disappointed 😭
Leanne Willson 16 hours ago
well off.... and took you to Olive Garden? Also, he could have picked a different restaurant?
#43
Called his mom while we were arguing to tell on me.
#44
Went on a third date with a guy. He kissed me goodnight, turned around, gave me fingers guns and said "that will give you something to think about."
#45
I told him I like haircuts with bangs (on myself) and he GOT BANGS.
#46
Sang “hey there Delilah” to me while my back was turned, I went to turn around to be like “awwww” and he said “DONT LOOK AT ME!!” like okay babe…won’t ever look at u again
#47
He told me he was going to sue me for the DUI he got on the way home from our first date
Brian Droste 14 hours ago
If he got a DUI, he wouldn't able to come over be becuse he would have been arrested.
#48
He had a hyperfixation with Texas. He talked about Texas the entire time. Elevations, populations, you name it. He’d never been to Texas before.
#49
giant clumps of his earwax would fall out bc he didn’t clean his ears… i left him
Lost Panda 1 day ago
I'm pretty sure that your supposed to let it come out naturally. I use the cotton swabs myself, but supposedly you aren't supposed to.
highwaycrossingfrog 12 hours ago
I don't actively clean my ears (are you supposed to?) but I've never had clumps fall out of them as a consequence
joann fielding 5 hours ago
The ear canal is structured to naturally move up, and out, any excess ear wax as you chew. There's your unsolicited factoid for today.
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We were playing mini golf and he was keeping score. At the end when I asked him who won, he ate the paper.
Upstaged75 1 day ago
This one depends on context. If he was serious because he really didn't want her to see it, that's weird. But if he did it as a joke I could see it being funny.
#51
showed me a video of him & his guy friend kissing while drunk & asked if i was jealous 😭
Joshua David 18 hours ago
If he didn't quickly put this behind him and continues to revisit it could be one of two things. 1. He is very secure in his sexuallity and has a really great (or not so great) sense of humor. Or 2. He likes his best friend. Gay man here BTW.
#52
He kept talking about himself in the third person.
#53
I’m a lesbian so take it w a grain of salt but when I was in hs I dated this dude who brought his guitar to my house and *badly* serenaded me w Blake Shelton songs while I awkwardly sat and listened for no less than 45 minutes.
MalayDragon 1 day ago
I'm wondering if it was at this moment the OP realized she was in fact gay.
Joshua David 17 hours ago
I always hated having guitar playing friends. I mean it's cool and all but when they take it out ALL THE TIME and sing the same songs over and over it gets old.
joann fielding 5 hours ago
Used to threaten my ex that if he played Stairway to Heaven one more time, I'd remove the E string and garrotte him with it.
Load More Replies... Tyranamar Seuss 23 hours ago
I was just on a dating site. They allow you to record your voice. So one man recorded himself singing, badly. Why would you do that? Do you just not realize you can't sing?
Emilu 11 hours ago
Just look at the plethora of talent show videos (X Factor, (Whatever country)'s got Talent, The Voice etc) on YouTube to know that no, a lot of people don't know they can't sing. Or don't look, if you want to spare yourself pain and suffering.
Load More Replies... #54
ooooo it’s my time to shine.. so this guy i was dating came over to hangout and him and my dog were bonding, which i loved because my dog was reactive & didn’t really like majority of people. so my dog & him were snuggling on the couch and in that moment i thought “how sweet” even took some pictures of them etc. well he ended up spending the night and the next morning he woke up covered in my dogs hair & it instantly grossed me out, like ew why are you covered in dog hair.. i ended things that same morning because i was so grossed out that he was covered in MY dogs fur but i told him i just didn’t see this going anywhere😂😂😂😂 he was confused on why i was ending things so abruptly. then 5 hours later i regretted my decision, came to my senses and told him i want to keep talking and im sorry for trying to end things i just “felt scared to get hurt”. 9 years later he’s now my husband & i told him recently why i got the ick that day and we laugh about how ridiculous i am🤭
Papa 19 hours ago
Not always. My daughter's dog, who hated pretty much everyone, loved the guy who is now her ex-husband right away. My daughter even let him keep her in the divorce because she clearly liked him better.
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#55
Told him my fav song was “Where Is My Mind” by Pixies. He said it was weird and sad, and insisted that he’d show me “good” music. Then he played Uptown Funk.
highwaycrossingfrog 12 hours ago (edited)
Both great songs. I have to call out the irony of being pissed off a person criticised your favourite song, but then dissing their favourite song. You're not automatically granted best taste award for preferring 80s alt rock to 00s pop
Emilu 12 hours ago
People are so funny about pop music like that, though. (Funny odd, not funny lol). It’s like “it’s popular and I’m cool and unique! I can’t like *that*!”
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Laura Gillette 17 hours ago (edited)
I can't hear that song without picturing that scene from Fight Club
#56
He pretended he could speak Italian and then proceeded to speak gibberish from time to time thinking I fell for it
#57
They wore those shoes that separate the toes individually
Anne Edwards 8 hours ago
No. They are the absolute best birth control. 100% effective.
Load More Replies... Tyranamar Seuss 23 hours ago
I knew a doctor who showed up in those. I told him it was unprofessional. Some others disagreed with me. But I think they're unprofessional. No one wants to see your doctor come in wearing those!
#58
He didn’t believe in the letter C and would use S or K to replace it in words
highwaycrossingfrog 12 hours ago (edited)
I mean, C is a bit redundant. You could just replace it with k or s in any situation except for a ch. If you had to get rid of a letter it's the most obvious candidate
#59
On our second date he got heartburn so badly he cried and asked me to hold him
Antoinette the Red 18 hours ago
When I get heartburn, the LAST thing I want is to be held. Toss me a Tum, please.
#60
This guy I was talking to snuck ice cream sandwiches in my bathroom to eat them so I wouldn’t know. He ate 3 in a row.
#61
He made me laugh one time by cartwheeling in front of an automatic door and that was the only time I laughed. Every single automatic door we walked in front of after that, he cartwheeled and it made me SO MAD lol
Ronja Oksanen 1 day ago
What's it with these "men" acting like 4yo kids who figured out new thing for the first time 🤦🏼♀️
Ashtophet’sRevenge 1 day ago
“She said she liked it, I’ll just keep on doing it over and over!”
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#62
He insisted on doing the Thriller dance the first time he met my parents. He didn’t have the CD (this was back in the day) so he did the dance in complete silence.
#63
He paid for my meal and boxed up my leftovers… and took them home FOR HIMSELF.
#64
He did the “oh you got something on your shirt” trick and flipped my nose. Instant cringe
#65
He said that he spend a month in London and “picked up their accent” then the accent suddenly started to “slip out” towards the end of our date…
Did I say that out loud? 18 hours ago
Well, considering there's over 300 languages spoken in London, quite apart from the various dialects, that's pretty impressive to pick up the accent so quickly.
highwaycrossingfrog 11 hours ago
Oh come on, you know what a London accent is. A lot of people of different nationalities, languages, and dialects live in most cities, yet most cities have universally recognisable accents. So stop muckin' about me old china and give it a fackin' rest, innit?
Load More Replies... Brian Droste 14 hours ago (edited)
I don't think you can pick up a accent just after a month being in another country. Even if you can, I don't think it would be much of a accent and once you returned to your home country, you probably would lose it pretty quickly.
highwaycrossingfrog 11 hours ago
Idk, I have a tendency to mimic people's accents. When I was about 11 a friend from Manchester came to stay and after a week I was talking in a Mancunian accent. It does disappear quickly though
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Joshua David 17 hours ago
That to me is insulting. Knew a guy whose grandparents were English. He proceeded to speak in an English accent even though he had limited involvement with them. I called BS on him and told him that because my grandparents are from Poland and who had very thick accent doesn't mean that I have it too so I gave an example of it. Think Baron Trump "I go to school now? My suitcase!
#66
He sat down on the floor to tie his shoe in the restaurant…
#67
he said “this is expensive” at a burger king
Anne Edwards 8 hours ago
When you are rich they are still expensive, so I'm told.
Load More Replies... Lily bloom 15 hours ago
Every once in a while, I give in to my kids' hankerin' for fast food. Feeding 3 teenagers and 4 adults is daaamn pricey.
#68
He didn’t know the months of the year in order. He was 22
Hollie Marie 6 hours ago
This one isn't fair my boyfriend is dyslexic and confuses the order. He has to think about it so he doesn't switch two months or skip one and even then he's unsure
#69
The way he “jogged” across a cross walk. He didn’t speed up at all. His steps just bounced higher like he was Mario skipping on rainbow road
#70
He didn’t swing his arms when he walked - reminded me of Lurch
Tyranamar Seuss 23 hours ago
This can indicate neurological problems. Like the onset of Parkinson's.
#71
they bent down to grab their dogs leash and the dog started running away and they chased the dog in the bent down position.
Anne Edwards 8 hours ago
They were Afghans. That can be the only explanation.
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No one 14 minutes ago
They're either getting better as I read down the list or I'm getting hysterical!
Load More Replies... highwaycrossingfrog 11 hours ago
This is legit the best simultaneously good reason and stupid reason to break up with someone I have yet read
#72
he asked me to remind him to brush his teeth...
#73
sent me a selfie and asked “could you imagine waking up to this everyday?”
#74
He wore driving gloves
#75
First date. Took me to Olive Garden and did a back flip in the parking lot randomly on the walk inside
Upstaged75 1 day ago
There are a lot of Olive Garden stories in this list. That was their first mistake. 😁
Load More Replies... Billo66 3 hours ago
This is random but for some reason this reminds of the time my friends and I went to a festival trippin balls. We got out of the car and my friend puked for a solid minute, straightens up, walks toward me about 5 steps and asks. "Did I just Puke?" Nah man your good, ...wipe your mouth. LOL
#76
We were driving with the windows down and his earlobes kept flapping in the wind..
#77
Blinked one eye at a time. Still one of the strangest things I’ve seen
#78
I kind of lose interest when they use "your" instead of "you're"
#79
My husband stood up on his tip toes the other day when he was upset. Still thinking about it
joann fielding 5 hours ago
He was a frustrated ballet dancer, perhaps, Lee? 🤷♀️
Load More Replies... #80
He spelled cool as Kool everytime.
#81
he played his SoundCloud rap for me…i had to pretend it was good
#82
It’s not the weirdest but when I saw he a had a ton of fedoras on the wall of his closet I got the biggest ICK. They were right under his bow ties.
#83
We were on the verge of breaking up but he farted and it smelled really bad and I just got up and said I can’t do this anymore
#84
He spelled Minnesota as “Minasoda”
#85
He said ‘damn there’ instead of ‘damn near.’ As in, ‘I am damn there fell asleep standing up.’ He also spelled the word doubt, ‘doupt.’
#87
wore his socks floppy. like the toe part would be an inch or two from his actual toes 😭
Charlotte 1 day ago
I mean, if he wanted you to wear your socks like that I'd see the problem. But really?
Spidercat 1 day ago
Some people have less depth than an average puddle these days...
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#88
this isn’t even weird i feel like this is really valid but he couldn’t get his tires lined up to enter a car wash and the worker had to come out and help him
Lee451 Henderson 12 hours ago
She felt that none of what he did in her post was weird but still got the "ick"?
highwaycrossingfrog 11 hours ago
New entry: I got the ick factor because they apparently felt it was ok to criticise someone for not using punctuation in a short, informal sentence, despite the fact that it did not affect the ability to comprehend meaning in the slightest
Load More Replies... #89
My ex girlfriend showed up in a Mike Meyer Jason Mask at the Olive Garden ages ago…Halloween is fun right?
#90
I got the friend ick when she said I owed her $1.86 🤣
PandaPadi 1 day ago
I dont like owing people money however small the amount is. While I dont expect or ask my friends to give me back money I lent especially if it is a small amount, I would not mind they ask for money they lent back. You never know what they are going through, maybe they were $1.86 short to getting something they needed.
Fellfromthemoon 1 day ago
The small fries that OP ate costed $1.86, I guess.
Load More Replies... Min 21 hours ago
Surely that saying is from further South, maybe around Stratford on Avon or so? 😉
Load More Replies... #91
He was wearing slides that were too big so his toes overhung the front and he would grab the front with his toes while he walked
Lee451 Henderson 12 hours ago
The slides were "too big" and his toes still over hung over the front?
Emilu 7 hours ago (edited)
In Australia, it can be this as well as... I dunno what you'd else you'd call them, lol. I'll find a pic for you. (Edit: See below.)
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#92
He says melk instead of milk.
PandaPadi 1 day ago
Im pretty sure there say melk in a few languages around the world. Might be that his first language is not english, or he has a very thick accent.
highwaycrossingfrog 11 hours ago
I think OP would probably already know if their date has a thick accent
Load More Replies... Kelly Scott 17 hours ago
That's from a regional dialect in the US. I'm from the Midwest and I find myself saying 'melk' occasionally.
Ashtophet’sRevenge 1 day ago
My late father used to say “malk” it was a regional thing and my mom teased him for it all the time.
#93
said his fave band was maroon 5
#94
Instead of sweet dreams he said “sweat dreams ♥️”
#95
He wore flip flops on our first date and they got wet and made farting noises the whole date.
#96
I couldn’t get over the fact his name was Cliff. I hated saying it 😂😂
#97
DJ said make some noise and he made noise
#98
Wore leather gloves to my grandmothers funeral. I literally could not focus on my grief lol
Lee451 Henderson 12 hours ago
He didn't take the gloves off when he got out put out or was it a drive through?
#99
He screamed at the wrong time at a concert.
#100
His sock was hanging off his foot so weird when we woke up I immediately left
#101
I broke up with a guy because his voice didn’t match his physique. Imagine Channing Tatum but with Jesse Eisenberg’s voice (Bird from Rio)
Daisydaisy 1 day ago
Wow, some of these are so shallow and mean! Imagine men saying they'd dumped women for these kinds of reasons!
highwaycrossingfrog 11 hours ago
You know the point of the article is breaking up with people for odd reasons, right?
Load More Replies... #102
He lost his phone the day before so he had to use his iPad. The iPad had a satchel so he wore it acrosss his back to pump my gas. He leans on my car and farts. I had enough.
Emilu 11 hours ago
Being petty enough to dump someone for their bodies doing what bodies do (and are meant to do; holding in farts is actually unhealthy) is... up there with pettiness.
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 6 hours ago (edited)
Wearing it in a satchel across his back, like a big f***y pack? OP is a bit superficial. (Come on, BP, censor fánny?)
Load More Replies... #103
I’m a huge steak lover so we went to a steakhouse, I got a 6 oz (I usually do 12) so he got the same, he could barely finish it.. he looked like he was struggling he was so full.. something about a man who can’t finish a 6oz steak gave me the ick lol
Ashtophet’sRevenge 1 day ago
Did he eat all the table side dishes too, or bread? That would do it…
#104
I dated him for three months and it was during winter time and then when the weather warmed up I finally saw him in a pair of shorts and realised he had knock knees and I broke up with him as we were sitting there at lunch. And I had to come up with something quick and remotely plausible because I couldn’t let him know I was that shallow
Partypants 1 day ago
It is, but most people have something they find really unattractive and can't handle it.
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Emilu 11 hours ago
A medical condition where the legs angle inward so the knees touch together.
Load More Replies... #105
He wore moccasins on our first date. Mind you it was summer.
#106
He got a text and promptly turned his iPhone sideways to respond using the big sideways keyboard
#107
He was moving a rug for me. Picked it up and accidentally farted. Instead of ignoring it he said “oopsie—I tooted”
#108
He bought a brand new Kia soul and was proud of it
Stacy Carroll 1 day ago
Seriously? Maybe his 1st new car, all he could afford, regardless he is better off without you!
Did I say that out loud? 17 hours ago
I'm 57. I've never been able to afford a brand new car. Good for him and fúck you!
What do you think ?
Multa Nocte 1 day ago
Most of these were interesting and seemed spot on, but the ones at the bottom were just showing that the writer was self-unaware and petty and the date himself luckily escaped a bad relationship.
Emilu 1 day ago
Right? The other parties in the bottom posts dodged bullets/cannons/missiles etc. The posters of them need to wear signs or something so normal people can nope out of that rubbish.
Load More Replies... PandaPadi 1 day ago
One of my icks is when they drive dangerously or do stunts while driving thinking that it is impressive. I cant see myself with someone who can easily put my life in danger. I dont care how much of a "pro racer" you think you are, I just want to go home safe and whole.
Austzn 22 hours ago
I had an old neighbor who would do this to anyone. Redneck to the core including a Ford logo tattoo. I honestly don't know if there was a s****l component to it or not.
Load More Replies... Robin Roper 12 hours ago
What's the deal with Olive Garden? Are there no locally owned non-chain/non-franchised resturants?
Kimberly Hamada 8 hours ago
We were going on a leisurely bike ride in a Florida west coast town, just chillin on rented beach cruises. People walking around the downtown area. He proceeded to act like we were on the Tour de France, ringing his little bike bell and flying by families as if we were escaping danger. Nope.
Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 10 hours ago
At least half of those people are the shallowest people who ever walked
Crissy Newbury 13 hours ago
When I was about 12 I had my first real kiss with a cute guy from school. We were quite close until we went to different schools the following year. Several years later when I was 16 I went out with his older brother. Walking home he pulled me into the shadows to kiss me- was fine - but he didn’t open his mouth. Just this hard lips together kiss. I couldn’t believe it. He must have been 19 and had no idea how to kiss a girl. Did not continue the relationship.
Brian Droste 14 hours ago
A lot of these were just petty issues. Especially toward the end. We all have faults so sometimes you have to over look a person's faults.
Multa Nocte 1 day ago
Most of these were interesting and seemed spot on, but the ones at the bottom were just showing that the writer was self-unaware and petty and the date himself luckily escaped a bad relationship.
Emilu 1 day ago
Right? The other parties in the bottom posts dodged bullets/cannons/missiles etc. The posters of them need to wear signs or something so normal people can nope out of that rubbish.
Load More Replies... PandaPadi 1 day ago
One of my icks is when they drive dangerously or do stunts while driving thinking that it is impressive. I cant see myself with someone who can easily put my life in danger. I dont care how much of a "pro racer" you think you are, I just want to go home safe and whole.
Austzn 22 hours ago
I had an old neighbor who would do this to anyone. Redneck to the core including a Ford logo tattoo. I honestly don't know if there was a s****l component to it or not.
Load More Replies... Robin Roper 12 hours ago
What's the deal with Olive Garden? Are there no locally owned non-chain/non-franchised resturants?
Kimberly Hamada 8 hours ago
We were going on a leisurely bike ride in a Florida west coast town, just chillin on rented beach cruises. People walking around the downtown area. He proceeded to act like we were on the Tour de France, ringing his little bike bell and flying by families as if we were escaping danger. Nope.
Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 10 hours ago
At least half of those people are the shallowest people who ever walked
Crissy Newbury 13 hours ago
When I was about 12 I had my first real kiss with a cute guy from school. We were quite close until we went to different schools the following year. Several years later when I was 16 I went out with his older brother. Walking home he pulled me into the shadows to kiss me- was fine - but he didn’t open his mouth. Just this hard lips together kiss. I couldn’t believe it. He must have been 19 and had no idea how to kiss a girl. Did not continue the relationship.
Brian Droste 14 hours ago
A lot of these were just petty issues. Especially toward the end. We all have faults so sometimes you have to over look a person's faults.
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