50 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go ‘Hmmm’ And Just Had To Share It Online (New Pics)
Weird is good. At least that's what we like to tell ourselves when we occasionally end up in the bizarre-o world that is the r/hmmm subreddit. Dedicated to raising our eyebrows and making us feel like we've stumbled upon the internet's Twilight Zone, this is a place where random photos with no context get to shine and win the day.
Celebrating "Internet as an art," we've collected the very best and the most nonsensical pics that we think you'll get a kick out of. Just be aware that the further you go into this list - the weirder it gets. And if you ask us: the more fun it gets. Just don't try to make sense of things. Trust us on this one.
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All of those big tough soldiers with their kitten. Even they can't help but smile.
Ranging from puppies being bewildered by a hall of mirrors to people sporting sci-fi-looking backpacks on a daily subway commute, r/hmmm is a treasure trove of hilariously absurd imagery. One that champions the hard-to-grasp ridiculousness that is internet humor, over logic and reason. As Haruki Murakami, the bestselling Japanese author famous for his often ambiguous writing style, once said: “Some things in life are simply too complicated to explain in any language.” To which we add: some things, just like the photos you see on this list, don’t need an explanation.
This might explain why almost 2 million internet users are fascinated by this content that could easily be labeled as ‘reality glitching out.’ Remember that scene from the original Matrix where Keanu Reeves sees a black cat walk by, followed by another one that behaves exactly the same way? Well, the following images might not bring a sense of déjà vu. But they will definitely serve as a reminder that our daily lives can be full of ludicrous surprises.
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It'd be cuter if I was snuggling with them. Maybe not for you, but certainly for me :P
Load More Replies...This is from Fuzzy Fawn Wildlife Rehabilitation. She sedates the fawns after she picks them up to transport them so they don't hurt themselves. She's on Insta and does a lot of education with each and every adorable picture!
It’s hard to put a finger on what exactly makes these images so special, bringing us back for more every week or so. Is it the (David) Lynchian absurdity? Or perhaps the element of surprise? According to the subreddit’s guidelines, “as long as they give you a good solid hmmm…”, it’s a good fit. Bear sitting in a cubicle? Wait…
Another important rule of thumb for getting that solid “hmmm” out of people: the pictures “should be aesthetic and meaningful.” Not too meaningful, of course - you don’t want them to cross into the r/mildlyinteresting territory. Just like trusting your gut with spices when cooking, the same goes for capturing a “hmmm-worthy” contender. Plus, nobody will call you “an idiot sandwich” for mistaking a “hmmm” for the half-hearted “ahhh” the “mildly interesting” content is beloved for.
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I gotta say. This might be better than Ai art. (My opinion, don’t find me!!!)
Honestly, anything is better than AI art, and this is awesome!!!
Load More Replies...From the makers of paint by number.. we present to you the advanced version.. paint by color on a typewriter
No such thing as a typo. It's abstract art.
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When you leave in the middle of an argument but remember you still have some things to say
The effort was made, 12 hours of sleep in a warm environment is earned!
One of my cats is like that. He wants out bad and then when I open the door and he sniffs the biting cold, he backs away in disgust. And he was a former tough barn cat who showed up in my backyard looking for food and love. Now he’s a big fat softy and proud loving papa to 3 adopted daughters.
One of my cats has a tendency to bolt out the door without checking what the weather is doing. When he inadvertently runs into snow, he stops dead and screams/meowwwws until he's picked up. This is the kind of face he has when this happens.
”until he’s picked up” LOL! Smart cat - he knows how to make use of his human. Not going to take even one more step in this awful cold white stuff when you can remove him from it. 😄
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Waiter: Sir, I'm afraid you've had too many black cat wine cocktails. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave meow.
Why doesn't MY wine come with a kitty? I'm clearly shopping at the wrong places. DISAPPOINTED!!!!
I’ve had this wine and it’s pretty decent (yes the name was a selling point).
Load More Replies...Another reason we believe people are drawn to the aesthetic absurdity that’s r/hmmm is the never-ending compulsion to look for meaning that simply isn’t there. We’re only but humans after all. And while reality makes progressively less and less sense as the years go by, with technological advances bringing us closer to surreal metaverses, people turn to equally ridiculous entertainment. As this writer for The Guardian once wrote: “One explanation for all this un-realism is that it’s a response to a world that has stopped making sense.” If only we could put it any better.
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From a skit. The guy on the left is Kountry Wayne. He has loads of skits.
Awesome! I've been wondering the background on this... Knew it had to be a skit! 🤣 his acting is priceless in this!!!
Load More Replies...I was gonna make a terribly morbid joke but the pic is way funnier
Is this like when they choose a new pope? Black smoke means they haven't decided yet?
Why is Country Wayne there 🤣 he's the comedian in the purple for those that doesn't know
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Sadly this zebra did not win this encounter, but it definitely let the croc know it wasn't going quietly!
Load More Replies...This picture is from a nature show. This male is sacrificing itself to give the rest of the herd a chance to get away from the danger.
Load More Replies...I'm black and white, so I'm two kinds of crazy, Al. Tap out! TAP OUT!
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Ignore. I'm not disrupting what is apparently heaven on earth.
Load More Replies...I dont know if this picture calms me or sends me into anxiety for doggo’s eyes.
Same with my cat! I have a massage g u n and as soon as I switch on the power, my cat instantly wakes up and comes straight over! She absolutely loves the hand held massage g u n
Load More Replies...One way to understand the peculiar nature of out-of-context humor is to look at it through the perspective of memes - the internet’s beloved form of communal language. Although not every picture on the r/hmmm subreddit is a good fit for a meme, after every couple is one that’s the ideal canvas to become one. Just take a look at this genius Lara Croft cosplay. Or this person copying a crooked street sign down to a T.
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If cacti gained the ability to walk that would be way worse than a zombie invasion.
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someone should be taking their clothes off for complete accuracy 🙄
Then they would definitely get kicked out of the gallery.
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What's weird about this? I just see two statues. One in color
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"I said I wanted Pizza and to steal your socks. You got it wrong human!"
Load More Replies...Omg the second I saw this the song I'm listening to went like "I'm wearing this for myself, yeah I'm wearing this for myself" -- thank you ashe
Just had to say that I just saw your profile and that mine says something very similar! First person I've seen that thought of doing the same thing! :D
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“As internet culture has changed over the past few years, memes have become way less focused around wider stereotypes and identities and more nuanced and layered, often requiring a deeper level of understanding to get the joke,” Amanda Brennan, a trends expert at Tumblr, once explained for Forbes. And while there’s no right or wrong approach when it comes to “hmmm-generating” content, you can easily tell just by looking at this list that some images were instant hits compared to their counterparts.
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. . .but not yet de-beaded! (Yes I know they're not beads)
Load More Replies..."The dam bean bag chair is leaking again." Sighs. "Right, fine, I'll grab the ferret."
In 2017, the Washington Post asked its readers “Why is millennial humor so weird?” It tried to find some much-needed answers by dissecting pop culture’s touchstones, such as Rick and Morty or BoJack Horseman. Part of the answer, it turns out, lies in classical staples of meaning - religion and family formation, for example - becoming less and less relevant as the generations go by. Does this help to understand why many of us find someone knitting a scarf out of ramen noodles “hmmm-worthy”? We doubt it. But at least we’re getting there.
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Same, but I've never actually seen someone used it that way, lmao!
Load More Replies...Got confused by the giant coffee cup on the ground...I think it's sitting on a wall in the foreground.
Omg thank you, I couldn't even focus on what the pic is actually about
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That's why I wrote, "Rest in Peace, Al Jaffee." The guy who used to create those fold-in covers died recently at well over 100 years old.
Load More Replies...To better understand the appeal of these subreddits, Bored Panda reached out to Adam Downer, the editor of 'Know Your Meme', the Encyclopedia Britannica of Memes. Having been part of the editorial team at 'Know Your Meme' for the better half of a decade, which to this day indexed some 34,710 meme entries with more being added every day, you could say Downer is an expert on this internet phenomenon.
"I remember my early days looking at humor sites like 'Funnyjunk' and 'eBaum's', and just laughing at the barrage of surreal images and videos," Adam tells us when we ask him about his experience with out-of-context internet content. "The crescendo of all that content together, now hosted on absurd humor subreddits [like r/hmmm], can make each image more than the sum of its parts."
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That sausage is touching money and the outside of the wallet 😭🤢🤮
Come on, Mario, whip out that warp pipe of yours! I wanna see your spicy, Italian sausage!
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Nope, they most certainly can't make a unit of distance into a unit of time.
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We can pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we get to Alderaan
That is part of the display called Miniatur Wunderland in Munich, Germany; a tourist destination i would recommend visiting.
I’ve seen videos and it looks fantastic! My friend has been there and she loves it. So many details.
Load More Replies...Just like with memes, or peculiar images that have the potential to become great memes, sometimes it's hard to put a finger on what exactly makes it work. Even for Adam, who spends most of his days documenting their origins and meaning as part of the nature of his editorial duties.
"A recent meme that struck me as particularly bizarre is the so-called "sludge content" on TikTok," he says, referencing particularly random, yet currently popular videos that use split screens to pair users' clips with unrelated footage. Think 'Subway Surfers' and 'Family Guy' clips happening side-by-side. "I'm not 100% confident on why it's a meme, but I think it's popular as a way to poke fun at the idea that Gen Z has a high percentage of ADHD," Downer explains.
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What’s weird is that it’s shaped like an ear, not the trick itself
Load More Replies...I had a headband with buttons on for my mask as my ears were already busily holding both my glasses & hearing aids on. But i do love the ear-shaped button on this!
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Which of me is real, and which is fake, guess all day long, but your life is at stake.
I didn’t even realize it was snow on he right. I thought it was another dog 🤣
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I touched my eye after chopping habanero. It hurt when my eye was closed and even more when I opened it. A wild minute of crazy pain. I survived, though.
And it's a reminder to always wash your hands after chopping them and before using the toilet 0_o
Load More Replies..."I think things on r/hmmm or r/mildlyinteresting are funny because the world we live in is filled with SO many creative people doing and making weird interesting things," Jamie Cohen, a digital media culture expert who studies memes academically, told us. Having the honor of being the co-author of the first peer-reviewed paper on Pepe the Frog, one of the most prolific images on the net, Cohen has made studying internet literacy his life's work.
Internet humor, as we know it, is an always-changing 'microorganism' that can be many different things the next day you visit it (remember what happened with Pepe the Frog?). "We tend to forget that nearly everything is already somewhat absurd, but in context, we tend to not see it. Memes are decadent tiny bits of culture that help us make sense of the world around us in creative ways," Cohen said.
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And in Whoville they say, the Grinch's heels grew three sizes that day.
How does one not fall over and snap an ankle on those platform heels??? The stacked platform looks bigger than the person's foot
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Grey squirrels are the opposite of angels. They have done untold damage to the UK environment by driving out red squirrels, raiding bird nests, biting off young foliage, and removing bark from young tree plantations resulting in almost 100% losses in some areas. I agree that it's not the right place for an animal to be, I hope the arm and squirrel were photoshopped in.
Load More Replies...I would have thought that kind of environment would scare the c**p out of a squirrel..
That's why he's got the little helmet and vest - protection :P
Load More Replies...The poor squirrel probably shouldn’t be exposed to such craziness and extreme noises.
That's OK in Tennessee, so long as the squirrel ain't in no drag outfit.
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I remember playing the Tomb Raider game where she legit had a chest like that. We made fun of it constantly. Then we found out about the cheat code that made her bodyparts pull apart and explode like dynamite... much hilarity was had with that game.
Load More Replies...I dare you to set that as your profile picture ( well actually I dare anyone if they want)
Load More Replies...nevermind the back what about the guy to the right- He's seen things
Load More Replies...When my sister and I were kids playing the first Tomb Raider with Dad (why yes he is a great Dad!) we used to call her Pyramid Boobs.
What do you want? I used to play that in a 100 Mhz Pentium CPU, 8 Mb RAM and 2 Mb Creative video card (or maybe it was 1 Mb?). HDD was 1,2 Gb.
Although the r/hmmm content you see on this list is rough diamonds waiting to be made into memes, they share the same DNA, thus making it one of the most easily shared forms of humor. "The best way for a meme to work is to have it be applicable to a wide array of situations, and needs to be able to transcend its original context," Downer told. "Oftentimes you'll see people clamoring over a "new meme" that is really just jokes about one pop culture reference."
He cites sports memes as a particularly interesting example, because of their expiration date. Take 'Crying Jordan', for example. Not only it transcended Jordan and sports itself, but it became one of the most widely used memes to this day. Which isn't the case for most sport-related ideas. "Are they a 'working meme?' Oftentimes no, because it's gone from the timeline by the time the next game happens."
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looks like one of those cartoons where the character ran at high speed into the wall on the other side.
...Except they didn't hit the wall hard enough, so now there's just a dent
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My veterinarian described Meow Mix as being one of the worst foods. Like potato chips for people. Garbage, but so tasty, apparently.
Came here to say this. When I was a lot younger with my first cat, I fed her Meow mix. She developed pancreatitis and liver & kidney issues and died at the age of 5. I had no idea some cat (and dog) foods could be so dangerous. I still feel horrible about it too this day and I will forever be mad at myself for it. Fast forward 12 years later and now I have a kitten whom I love and adore and only feed Hills Science Diet wet & dry food!
Load More Replies...Din din! I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver! (Dr.Evil)
Funny! Sometimes I buy cat food and the model cats look like mine and it’s so cute!
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My dreams have already been really weird lately...I wonder what my brain is going to do with this...
Load More Replies...For real though, my personal theory is that a lot of the more impressive ancient Egyptian structures were made by an even MORE ancient, yet more advanced civilization (whom I think came from Western Africa. Just what lies hidden underneath the Sahara?). They lived there when the whole Sahara was still green, and the Nile was right next to the 3 Great Pyramids. The dynastic Egyptians themselves said that they moved there and adopted that land.
Well… there is a theory about the Sphinx. The body looks like it might have been eroded by water, which would mean that the area was flooded several times. The Sahara desert is much older and was there before the first humans of our kind evolved. What if we could make it inyo a forest again… 🤔
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I like to imagine that train has a Burger King
Load More Replies...Had a cast on my arm at Christmas. Had it done as a candy cane. Red and white, the cool thing is it glowed in the dark. BTW I was like 55 or so.
... whoa, he must be rich! His arm is cast in sold gold, and with DIAMONDS!!!!!!!!
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The good old "project manager" who turns up in his safety hat and clean clothes and has to have a Thursday morning meeting (5am) to let us all know how to do our jobs then fukks off back to the office when we had already sorted out the problem.....weeks ago. He was so fired and probably had to sell his porsche. BBuurrnnn Giles you fukin scammer
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https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/04/08/putin-kim-lookalikes-help-zelensky-impersonator-flee-ukraine-a77281
There was a story about the Putin and Kim Jong impersonators helping the Zelenskyy impersonator escape Russia , after the government wanted to kidnap him. https://snapjudgment.org/episode/the-league-of-impersonators/
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That looks more to me like a battery pack and transmitter for a mic than a tracker.
This is what we women have to resort to because they won't just GIVE US POCKETS!!!!!!!
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Oh, no, those hands made me think of the Kristin Wiig Lawrence Welk skit on SNL.
Yeah. Guess they didn't let her keep them when she left SNL. Showbiz can be cruel.
Load More Replies...He’s using the fake hands because the fish bit off his fingers 🦈
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As a fellow Chinese person, I see nothing wrong with this picture :D
I don't think so. Chinese have known homosexual for hundreds or thousand years.
Load More Replies...Probably the fact that they did it right in front of Mao's picture. If it was anywhere else, the guard may not have minded as much.
Load More Replies...I feel like the guys in the back are debating if they should kiss too.
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ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!!!
Load More Replies...Everybody was Kung Foo fighting. Those cat were fast as lightning.
When you're trying to win at Tekken but you're pressing random buttons quickly and discover a cool move.
Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda! Muda!
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If you do, make sure the white coloring is contained within the part that's actually meant to be the "eye". The white above the eyelashes is killing the illusion.
Load More Replies...I get this is a joke, but knowing how easy it's for a newborn to you-know-what, I feel uneasy just looking at this photo.
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Those girls asked to take a picture and Michael and Aubrey said no but they took the pic anyway smh
What makes you think they said no? He is smiling for the camera. Seems quite happy to be part of the picture.
Load More Replies...Wow … talk about rude. Taking a photo with anyone who isn’t comfortable with it? That’s just trashy! Smile all you want, but it doesn’t hide the look on the faces of these two people, who obviously just want to eat in peace. 🤨
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WhoTF carries a cat like that? Federal police brutality.
Fear me if you dare. All I need are my boots. I will see you again Kitty Softpaws.
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VERY cute. Sadly not real. XD Designed by a digital artist.
Load More Replies...Don't know why you got down voted. Here's an up vote. Plus I think it's cute too.
Load More Replies...Would pay at least $5000 if it was able to use those limbs to bring me more coffee.
Do you really want it to jump from the kitchen all the way to the bedroom and onto your bed, an (at least in the beginning) full can of coffee included? :D guess this is a classic "be careful what you wish for"
Load More Replies...Does it hop over to you when the coffee is done? Make croaking noises?
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That would confuse the forensic techs if they found these prints at a crime scene.
brb gonna go commit a crime wearing these just to see the reaction!
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Robo rat "Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening. You have twenty seconds to comply" (For oldies like me who remember the 80s movie.)
For the love of all that’s holy, do not give hamsters mech suits! We’re not ready for the carnage.
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I'd wear a shirt or dress made out of fabric with this pattern. Then my boobs could have eyes.
Load More Replies...a modern day retelling of The Yellow Wallpaper Charlotte Perkins Gilman
This could really freak someone out who has a psychotic or paranoid episode
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My guinea is at the vet rn and I’m waiting for my mom to come home so I know if they had to euthanize her or not. So yeah this post kinda got the waterworks going :( still adorable tho
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of course he did; that was his give-me-money-inator
Load More Replies..."And here's the self destruct button-" "Do you take constructive criticism?" "Uhm. Well. You see-"
This is the Small-inator! It makes anything small and works efficiently!
I’m sure that there was an episode where he pitched his monster trucks to a bunch of investors
"An anthropomorphic platypus in a hat always ruins all your plans before they can even get off the ground. For that reason, I'm out."
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The icon is colloquially known as "Check Engine" and is defined in ISO Standards Document 2575 as indicating a general drivetrain fault in a vehicle. https://cdn.standards.iteh.ai/samples/68409/6480e873c14b4e56b7a0066b3ef65afc/ISO-2575-2021.pdf
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Its... KITTY COLA! :3 (or is that a pup-si cola? I cant tell)
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Bouche would know... that's why we are called "soft can openers"... XD
Load More Replies...Why isn't this number 1???! This is the scariest, weirdest thing on the list. Soft-can openers aren't opening the cans!!!
My first grader came up to me today with a mini can of corn and asked me to open it. Who brings canned corn to school?
Parent overslept and grabbed whatever from the pantry?
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When you hit your 40's, and your doctor just sends you a bag of medication, and a note, "Happy Birthday...you have to take all of these once a day, every day, from now on."
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I'd like to add that us furries DO NOT claim this horse XD
Load More Replies...How does the horse looks like miss piggy and kim Kardashian at the same time?
Gimme that donkey butt and them big ole legs. I ain't too proud ta beg.
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He hoofed and he poofed and he... signed an eviction notice!
Load More Replies...He must be coming back from his illicit trip to get black market leg lengthening surgery.
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It's "the death of sonic the hedgehog". A game sega released for April fools and everyone loves :)
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It’s on a lead. I hope it’s not alive. I do animal rescue and I’ve seen some very ugly, stupid things people do to animals.
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We have a lot disguised as chimneys in the UK, and air vents for the underground disguised as houses
Load More Replies...And there are also churches that get money from "renting" out the cross or steeple on their buildings.
LOL! Yup! They took note on the flack that some states were getting for the different poles from people so they decided to disguise them here, Arizona.
This is awesome- reduces could reduce so much of the 'sight clutter' !!
at least it's almost pretty, in france, they are ridiculous and ugly as hell Capture-64...6db872.jpg
Just'wow!'. But not in a good way. It could be a x-mas tree?????
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Let's hope that you don't catch crabs while using that bidet.
And this is exactly why Seattle had to build up downtown when a glue pot burned it down in 1889.
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SERGEANT WADDLES! WE CAN'T HOLD EM IN HERE ANY LONGER! WE'RE USING PRIVATE oink TO BUST IN!
Knowing pigs, this can be an excellent weapon... specially if the target has sunflower seeds
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Maybe Moebius? (the robe belt made me think of it)
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Oh my word! That s**t is scary! Imagine going downstairs to gets glass of water in the middle of the night and seeing this 😯 !!
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Biker is leaning to counteract centrifugal force. Net g force is still at right angles to pizza box and ingredients wouldn’t slide.
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This reminds me of the two paintings where, in the first one two puppies are chewing on a bottle of champaign. In the second one they chew the cork off and the carbonated drink sprays the shocked puppies.
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The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner
Oh, this is a flight to Japan. I've been on this airline before. (Recognize the uniforms). Most of the attendants speak English and Japanese so I assume these passengers speak another language. Or the covid masks made communication too hard.
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Costume is cool. I'd be burning up in it though. How can you folks not overheat in those??
I've been to a few furry cons in the past. Some of them have got cooling built in and the conventions I've attended had a dedicated air conditioned cooling room to where the fursuiters could go in and remove the head and cool off a bit before heading back out.
Load More Replies...Yoo, furry! Why would the child be sad? Gotta love a good qual suit too.
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No way I'd be behind that even if it did look like a ramp. Final destination taught me to never drive behind lumber or log trucks.
You just know that for a fraction of a second this guys actually contemplated it.
Better not do it; it looks very unsafe and you would probably get badly injured or killed, you pussy.
I would love to see this in a movie where the attempt worked out the way it would in real life.
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Tell me you have teenagers who borrow your headphones without telling me you have teenagers who borrow your headphones.
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“… that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.”
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Selling PS2 controller, seminew, comes with a free pet included. 0$ or better
PS2 Centipede edition. Hey, Centipede was a fun game WWWAAAAAYYY back in the day.
Don't have centipedes in Australia. Not frightening ones like this. All Australian animals are harmless compared to American ones.
Load More Replies...Hey!!!!! They re-released Centipede for playstation!!!! I remember when you could play that on Atari back in the day... 🐛
"Nothing could ever make me give up playing video games." I thought until I saw this.
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As long as the 180vdc is adequately separated from my wrist, i'd rock it.
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This lamp post is me every Wednesday trying to hang on until the weekend
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Oh russia what would we do without you? (squatting slav in tracksuit)
I don't wanna know how you can tell he's a Slav.
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Quick poll: who read Franken-slime instead of Frankens-lime?
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In the video game Breath of the Wild, when you climb something, that little stamina circle appears and ticks down. If it reaches 0, your "grip" fails and you fall. This image is "showing" that Mufasa is about to fall.
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A good way to keep the ladder steady. Is this still available (the belly, I mean)?
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Aww, she looks scared. I hope she throws up a hairball in your bed you meanie.
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How can an aircraft fly with seats in that condition? That must breach at least a dozen safety regulations.
This photograph was staged before takeoff. That row of seats was not in use during this flight.
Load More Replies...I can imagine Ryanair charging extra for backrests if they thought they could get away with it!
Luckily, that's regulated as a "must-have". No way they can charge you in *such* a stupid way. They'll still find plenty others I'm afraid.
Load More Replies...OMG! I am so silly! I thought the woman at the back of the photo (wearing the pink shirt) has enormously long nails and was wondering why no one paid any attention...)))
She should fly for half price cut she has only half a seat. I don't see her screaming and whining at flight attendant. Not a 'Karen'!
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Yeah, I just saw a guy win an electric car and he just put a gasoline generator behind it and ran cable back into the car. Like... now he makes more emissions than a normal car ever would. XD
... yeah. It's just more obvious this time, but ... we fail, worldwide, in building enough nonemmitting power plants. There's not that many roofs that could neither hold photovoltaik or photothermal collectors, and yet, there's not that many roofs equipped with that. Also, a german specialty - we heavily resorted to using natural gas during the transition from fossil fueled powerplants to emission-free ones, but, as you know, our source of gas disappeared and, as we've been finishing the end of nuclear power just saturday, we were thrown back to coal largely, which makes electric cars, at least for now, not that much better than gasoline powered ones. Would Tesla, however, offer a reasonable Range Extender - an adapted motorcycle engine, like BMW did in the i3 - it would be about the same, just more efficient and comfortable. Maybe some aftermarket-suppliers could offer such a transition, but then, again - who wants to touch a Tesla if they don't have to? As a solution to a problem that isn't great, but has to do with what's within reach, this doesn't surprise me at all - sooner or later, it was clear this would happen.
Sorry, but on our drive to NC from Mich and back every year, am NOT using 4 days vacay just for transit
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Batman and wonder woman let the public know of there long time affair and show off their love child.
...that's Wonder Woman's costume on her body, it's not "Batman with boobs"
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I like how even the statues look like they don't know whats going on.
"What a weirdo." "I know. Is he praying? Does he think we are gods?"
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Either that or he’s on a mission. I wonder who his target was.
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This definitely could have happened at a zoo or rescue, not that zoos are too much better. I realize they do important work keeping animals from going extinct, but seeing animals in the relatively small enclosures is still heartbreaking.
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Hyundai. There's another pic of a Kia with it's hood in a V after hitting a 1" sapling.
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Exactly, it represents number of mines on adjacent fields. As the field itself cannot have mine underneath, the max number is indeed 8.
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Your comment made me feel old.....it's Minesweeper
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Sure. All black people have that same "power". It activates when white people look at them.
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Ngl the more I see this picture circulating around the more she slays the look.
This is what happens when you get tired of people making fun of the size of your forehead. See, I bet you were so busy focusing on those bar - brows you didn't consider her five head at all.
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"Hostages only work when your enemy cares if they live." - Commander Shepard, Mass Effect
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The face of fear on the kid with the spiderman t-shirt. I wonder if he asked for his ball back or just run?
The kid in the back corner..."oooh there's gonna be some DRAMA"
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This is exactly why shape sorters and puzzles are good for young children…
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Did you see the side of his very flat face?? Very photo shopped.
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that's why I like conventions, all the worlds mix, we discover a lot of things
Her "deal" is that she is an anime cosplayer. It's perfectly acceptable.
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I feel like that might be for crypto mining. Gaming shouldn't make it that hot.
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Tech Ingredients on YT did a video about cooling a PC with a window unit, and it worked really well.
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For a second there I was ready to call Peta on the sickos that fried those puppers then I realized that was a kennel not a baking rack
PETA would probably be the ones deep-frying puppies, if anything.
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Right? That's so dumb. Everyone knows it's ground wire, like ground beef
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So, is this actually anti gun? Cause it looks like a big red circle with a slash through it.
But the red thing is a big x out thing. Like "don't" or "no". So she is saying no too guns.
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She has the nerve to look irritated someone is taking her picture when she showed up like that
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It's actually a promotion ceremony! XD Sometimes military members get to choose the location of their ceremonies, within reason. If these are legit sniper corps I can see why one would choose this XD
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These are our coordinates for setting a camp and that's what we are going to do.
I don't get what's going on here, looks like a training camp thing?
Promotion ceremony, probably for a member of the Marine sniper corps.
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"I like apple pie!" "Really? Peach pie is so much better!" "Honestly, there's nothing like a good old Xanax Pie!
oh its a pastie for thos who dont know its a upper Michigan thing it basically a pie stuffed with meat
... go chew it ♪... When you don't want to do it ♫... Relax.... xD (Dear gawd, I hope I'm not alone on this one...)
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It's from Dumb and Dumberer, a surprisingly superb film. I laughed until it hurt. My brother didn't find it funny
I don’t know why pple hate on that movie - when he came down dressed in the mom’s business suit @ the chocolate bar melted … one of the funniest scenes ever!
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... on escalators, they built these to prevent kids from sliding down the handbelt. We have cones there in subway statios. You still can slide, just gotta take care of your butt's trajectory, then. A friend, in the nineties, hit the last three of these and had a large, bleeding wound on his left butt cheek then ... got three or four stitches, and we somehow got him through 4 or 5 days before his parents noticed ... well, they notices because the hospital sent a letter, which they always do when minors come in to get stitched up, and don't have a parent or custody-bearer with them. Snitches gave him stitches, hehe...
This photo is a joke produced by Cleetus Mcfarland (who could best be described as "28-year-old Florida Man") in response to Nascar driver Ross Chastain who executed a never-before-seen maneuver involving not slowing down for the turn and intentionally colliding with the wall to maintain speed through the turn, moving him from 9th to 5th place. Since then, race rules have been changed to make this illegal.
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Because nothing makes a Glock more precise than a Beta-C magazine at the bottom of it...
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Well, I'd definitely stick with that manufacturer in the future. I've dropped phones that have stopped working. Like, from a few feet (a meter or so).
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aaaah, the old gaming sessions, when we had to carry around our tower and our screen, not to mention the kilometers of cable !!! :')
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Those are far to small. There is no way you wouldn't press multiple at a time
Please tell me how to do this. I can only fit 50 apps on my screen. This is 150. I want it.
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Smelling hair is miles better than grabbing püssy.
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The whole point is that you can only post to that Subreddit if you title your image "hmmm". Like literally EVERY post has to be titled "hmmm". So Bored Panda just copied over the entries straight from Reddit. There are no "better titles" to think of, as the whole point is that they're all titled "hmmm".
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The whole point is that you can only post to that Subreddit if you title your image "hmmm". Like literally EVERY post has to be titled "hmmm". So Bored Panda just copied over the entries straight from Reddit. There are no "better titles" to think of, as the whole point is that they're all titled "hmmm".
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