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50 Fun Headlines From Local News That Are Unhinged And Bizarre
Breaking news! There’s something strange happening in your area! We will report on it to the best of our abilities, but don’t be alarmed if there are a few typos we later have to correct. The important thing is that we will use crazy news headlines to grab your attention and go viral on Twitter. We will keep you updated on the story, but for now, that’s all. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
We all know there are always weird things happening worldwide, and many of them make the headlines. We’ve all come across the funny Florida man headlines, right? The oddest part is that the titles catch your attention even if the news isn’t particularly interesting. This might be because they have typos, focus on uncommon issues, or are unrescuable mental headlines.
For your entertainment, pandas, we’ve taken a trip through the feed of the ‘Crap Local News’ Twitter account. They share the most hilarious typo corrections and funniest news headlines. We were also lucky enough to interview Scotty Horsman, who hosts the ‘What a Weird Week’ podcast.
Don’t forget to upvote the pics you can’t believe are real. Feel free to share any hilarious headlines you’ve read in the comments below.
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Shyla Bouche 3 years ago
How did they find out that wearing a duck suit would make her feel better about life?
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Katy McMouse 3 years ago
I shouldn't be laughing, but the last bit is such a dumb asss thing to say. This was his takeaway, after 19 years of being bamboozled?
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PleasantCrocodile 3 years ago
Noooo, parrots are social animals. Just include a sign that says "parrots may use offensive language" by the exhibit.
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Ladies and Gentlemen 3 years ago
You call that pothole? I think we need a post where all Panda's share the images of pothole they got in their country!
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Lamont-rules-the-world 3 years ago
First of all it’s a Shawerma second of all he has i beard that looks like a beard.
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Serial pacifist 3 years ago
John is awake! - John: Shut up and give me that motherf*cking camembert and brie, bi*ch, and some of that slutty Swiss cheese with holes.
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Sue Bradley 3 years ago
I happen to live in Taunton, I feel I need to investigate this story & report back, photos to follow if the masterpiece is still there ;)
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Sian Edwards 3 years ago
Way too many of these have come from the UK. When did we become Florida Man?!
James016 3 years ago
Hate to say it but we were here before Florida Man. UK local news is just batshit insane
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Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
I lost the clipping in a fire, but my absolute favorite story was in our local newspaper sometime in the late ‘90s. It told the story of a man taken to the ER after shooting himself in the foot. Not once. Three times, with 3 different guns, same foot. He said he’d been cleaning his .22 when it discharged into his foot. He said it “stung”. But, he kept on and started to clean his .38. It fired into the same foot. That one “kind of hurt”, so he took a bit of a break before starting to clean his .45. THAT one hurt badly enough he called 911. He swore to the responding officers that he thought they were unloaded. The final sentence in the article noted dryly that “Police said they believed that alcohol consumption may have played a part.” . . . Gee, I wonder whatever gave them that idea.
Sian Edwards 3 years ago
Way too many of these have come from the UK. When did we become Florida Man?!
James016 3 years ago
Hate to say it but we were here before Florida Man. UK local news is just batshit insane
Load More Replies... Jill Hojnacki 3 years ago
I lost the clipping in a fire, but my absolute favorite story was in our local newspaper sometime in the late ‘90s. It told the story of a man taken to the ER after shooting himself in the foot. Not once. Three times, with 3 different guns, same foot. He said he’d been cleaning his .22 when it discharged into his foot. He said it “stung”. But, he kept on and started to clean his .38. It fired into the same foot. That one “kind of hurt”, so he took a bit of a break before starting to clean his .45. THAT one hurt badly enough he called 911. He swore to the responding officers that he thought they were unloaded. The final sentence in the article noted dryly that “Police said they believed that alcohol consumption may have played a part.” . . . Gee, I wonder whatever gave them that idea.
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