50 Weird Memes That Verge On Being Unhinged

I mean, have you ever met a pregnant woman?

In the case of my wife, specially on the last three months, yes.

I called me "A Kinder surprise" back then😁

Haven't you seen "The Omen"? ;)

Obviously

if only it was 9 months! more like 3 years

I want to up vote, but it's at 66 so I can't. Plz reply if it gets ruined and I'll come upvote

Potty trained at 9 months!!

But we are

Having seen a pregnant lady close hand, I’m gonna say yes lol

The mom was possessed.

The third time the jinn came into my house and started messing up things in my bathroom. Because thats dirty remember? They like that. It was throwing the toilet roll on the floor and was flushing the toilet. Then it was messing with my 6 year old brother the same way it was messing with me last time. We got rid of it by playing an excract from the holy book quran called surat al baqra. After that my parents realised why there were jinns. Becasue of my urban exploring. I gave up on it forever, but am now an avid muslim as those occurances proved to me that islam is the correct path.

dude... that's some wack s**t! worst I had was a notebook thrown at my head, stomping, and door slams. another time it crawled out of my bedroom mirror and walked across my room through the opposite wall.

I was at a zoo on a very hot summer day and most of the kangaroos looked like this. several were just on their backs in the shade. It was very sad.

WOOSSSsssh! That's the joke!

I came here to say that!

Well I mean his hands are sposed to be small, but his feet are pretty big. He is just a small kangaroo, they'll get bigger.

I’m 12 and I have 3 (pickle-tux, biscuit-Void, and French fry-orange tabby)

I am 15 and have Comet- a tux, Rorschach- black and white, and Pippin- an orange who has never seen a braincell

Im 49 and have 4 - 1 void, 1 tux, 1 tortie, 1 tabby

I want a cat one day. Adulthood is in 3 years... Oh, I can't have patience...

One can never quite have enough. Though only four of mine are voids.

I have a tiny tabby and a maine c**n, they both pretty, petty b-words

I do feel like cats know who will take care of them and on some level those ‘little buggers’ knew you had love to give

Genuine question: How do you know they're mistreated?

here is my thinking (if we put aside my Christian reasons) It's okay for animals to eat other animals, but we can't even touch their unfertile eggs? like really? what are chickens gonna do with all those eggs? They will still lay them if we don't take them, and not using wool won't make it stop growing, not to mention most cows will run freely to get milked. They WANT it. It feels good and releases pressure on them, just like how it feels good to pee after holding it for a while. If you don't like how animals are treated then get your stuff from good farmers and don't get the cheap stuff. Most animals with the exception of seafood are killed in a very humane way, it is quick and painless, it's not like they bled to death. I mean, you do you, but it really is unnecessary

You can do that without pretending what the cow thinks.

"In my opinion, not enough people have looked their dinner in the eyes and considered the circle of life. This is your dinner. His name is Tom." -Ron

being the daughter of the owner a beef cattle farm, you can trust me that, at least at our farm, these animals aren't mistreated. It's just like fried chicken. For us, if the animal cant get pregnant and grow the heard, we sell her. But they always have more than one chance in more than one way, like AI (Artificial insemination) and seeders, but that's just what they're raised for. All of our herds live in large pastures, about 80-ish cows in each herd, fed twice a day, and given medicine for any wounds, infections, diseases, etc. Some are taken in as show cattle, and are mainly treated with more love as they are tame. Of course they aren't treating them like house pets, but believe me, at our farm, they aren't mistreated. (Sorry for the lecture)

If they don't remember where meat comes from, I hope they don't remember to vote, either.

Let kids raise bunnies to eat. That worked for my age cohort (my siblings & cousins). Or raise chickens, which one quickly learns are meant to be eaten. Thanks!

What about better treatment for the human beings that work there. Because I assure you the animals get treated better than the humans but y'all ain't ready for that conversation.

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You're fine with the cow being murdered just so you could eat it, but can't get over the idea of being lied to??