50 Incredibly Dark ‘Cursed Comments’ That May Leave You Laughing Or Staring Wide-Eyed

Grandfather’s old toy. He said just pull the string and it will leave you speechless

It's a soda can. But be careful, it's been shaken a lot!

It's an old-school MRE. Or it does the same thing to your guts, at least.

Swedish surströmming.

Portal to a whole new world

Well, there was that one guy who got slapped with "Mr Stinky". All the other serial killers are probably giving him wedgies in Hell.

My husband says the same thing about gang members/killings. Instead of referring to them in the press as dangerous gang members, just call them cowards instead.

The Goat Scr0te Strangler returns! Assisted by the Bum Fluff Bandit and Mr B0ll0ck Gobbler

The media usually makes up the name.

The media is getting the hint. Mass shooter's names are rarely mentioned any more. I mean... I'd rather they not be a thing, but at least there's that.

i'll continue the joke-on behalf of all Jews, we also don't eat pork.

Wow, that burn from Carlos was awesome! Funny thing is, many white guys don't appreciate larger women, there are some but it's not terribly common (speaking as a larger woman). Black men tend to enjoy larger women more than white men. Again, this is observation, not citing a study or anything.

On behalf of all rednecks, even we have our limits.

She's going to need some salve for those burns

Dam Carlos. Ouch

I always wondered where all the Methodists came from

Hysterical! Is it me or have a lot of the commenters not seen Breaking Bad to understand the irony of Cranston's response?

I mean obviously Jewish food is better (gimme some kugel and bourekas and latkes I’ve never come across Jewish food I didn’t like despite my limited experience with non-falafel non-Ashkenazi food) but in all seriousness just about every culture on the planet has some good food.

Ding ding Ding!!!!

Bryan Cranston is the best

What a crazy coincidence!

coincidence? i think not-

Wtf?! 🤣

Toxic masculinity, a genetic disorder passed on to subsequent generations.

For real?

And these Christians are the ones that are forcing women against their will to give birth regardless these are the Christian rednecks that ignore children in poverty these are the Christians that don't have to pay property taxes on their churches these are the people that are making our laws and this f****** redneck s******* country