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In our eyes, all dogs are wonderful and deserve a perfect 10/10 for making our days brighter with their derpy smiles, fluffy hugs, and adorable antics. However, did you know that the scale for rating dogs goes beyond 10? The WeRateDogs Twitter account has taught us all about how canines can go beyond the so-called maximum. Why? Because they’re worth it! And because it entertains us.

The founder of the page, entrepreneur Matt Nelson, rates dogs in hilarious and witty comments that will get a smile (if not a chuckle) out of you. We’ve collected some of his best new tweets for you to enjoy, dear Pandas, so be sure to upvote your fave ones and to write your own ratings in the comments!

If you’d like to see some more good boys and girls that you can pet through the screen, you can scroll through Bored Panda’s earlier articles about the WeRateDogs project here, here, and here, as well as here.

More info: Twitter | Instagram | Facebook | WeRateDogs.com

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    Kasey Mauro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Props to Ned! Thanks for making a difference :)

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    Matt, the founder of WeRateDogs, isn’t just making a decent living rating dogs—he’s thriving, earning six figures. What’s more, he’s using his influence to help dogs in need by promoting fundraising campaigns. It’s less of a ‘dog eat dog’ world and more of a ‘dog pet dog’ one with Matt around.

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    Matt launched the WeRateDogs account on Twitter in November 2015 and soon dropped out of Campbell University as he became more and more involved in the project. Those dastardly doggos were cutting into his studying time and he decided to focus on being an entrepreneur.

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    Berry Budgie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woahh doggo on the outside unicorn on the inside

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    Once he set up a website with an online store where he could sell merch, Matt began solidifying his status as the head of one of the biggest dog-lover communities online (and IRL). It took around two years for him to turn his start-up idea into an empire of canine goodness.

    Matt made the account at an Applebee’s. A day later, he had over 3k followers and people were lining up in his inbox, asking him to rate their dogs. That’s the kind of response you get when you’ve got a great idea that’s relatable to people and you add in a dash of great timing and luck.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fawns love Sarge right back. He's a wonderful boi.

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wonderful. That last picture with the happy deer resting on him is my favorite.

    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the capacity for reaching out and giving love that makes dogs so special, we're lucky to have them..

    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10000000000000000000000000000000/10

    Linda HS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more Sarge! Bless you!☺️

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least my kids only bring sticks home, not deer.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is incredibly cool, but there is a caveat. You have to be sure to check through Sarge’s fur for deer ticks, groom and bathe him regularly, and keep him treated for both ticks and fleas. Deer ticks are the ones that carry Lyme Disease, and they can end up on everybody in the household (they will drop onto furniture, and suddenly be crawling onto your leg or shoulder), so it’s better safe than sorry.

    I_Rate_Pets
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell other how to treat their pets. Unless Sarge is hurt, it is none of your buisness.

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    kiwitheparrotlet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my family thought i was crazy when i said i wanted a pet deer lol

    Anna McHugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore GSDs. And Sarge just proves me right. You keep shining, Sarge!

    the redqueen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love sarge. Now stop making me misty-eyed, Bored Panda!

    Annelise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bottom right photo makes me want to just..........XD

    ArhomR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    17/10 the fawn whisperer

    Aubrey Baird
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOMEONE GET ON THIS STAT I NEED A MOVIE ADAPTATION

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One small step for doggo, one giant leap for doggo kind

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    However, juggling dog ratings and his studies proved to be a real challenge. Soon, Matt was burned out, low on sleep, and posting 18 times a day, as he told ‘Money.’ What’s more, even though he had loads of influence on social media, he was pretty much broke in real-life. And his friends had to take away his phone when they went to parties because he’d keep checking his Twitter feed. Something had to change.

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been able to relate to an animal this much.

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    “I was spending full-time work hours or more monitoring everything about the account. Monetizing it became a necessity if I was going to continue doing it at that level,” he told ‘Money.’ That’s when Matt partnered up with social media marketer John Ricci who convinced the founder of WeRateDogs to delegate some of the work to him.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is lovely. Seeing these photos makes me smile.

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    “That told me that I need to be a good delegator if I’m not going to go crazy,” Matt explained how he learned the lesson that he can’t do everything alone. He also dropped out of college so he could fully focus on WeRateDogs instead of splitting his attention two ways.

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    Sarah Purdy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a magic trick! Got your ears! 😂

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    Most of what Matt does, he can run on his phone (imagine the number of GB he uses up!). And despite practically swimming in money by providing wholesome and funny content about dogs to the internet, the so-called ‘Dogfather’ is still very humble. 

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can people really not spot the difference in animals these days? (this is sarcasm)

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *invents shrink ray and joins Pepper in the bag*

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    Currently, WeRateDogs has 8.9 million followers on Twitter, 1.9 million fans on Instagram, and another half-a-million+ supporting him on Facebook. That’s a huge following and no wonder—the content is wholesome, quirky, cute, and consistent.

    It’s not like we’ll all just wake up one morning and decide that we don’t like dogs anymore, so Matt’s got some stability. However, it’s not just luck: he’s been growing his doggo empire steadily and it doesn’t look like it’ll stop expanding any time soon.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milo is the butterfly king indeed. They love him, and honestly, who wouldn't?

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    There’s a lot of calculation and effort going on behind the scenes. And keeping a multi-million audience entertained is no easy feat. Now, Matt aims to tweet around two times on weekdays and always does this himself.

    For Matt, it takes roughly 20 minutes to create the perfect comment for each photo. And once he tweets out his newest post, he carefully monitors how people react to it. After all, he is a professional dog rater and this is what earns him his daily bread.

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    “My initial goal was just to make people happy. Now I’m good at writing like a dog and embodying that behavior because I’ve been surrounded by dog internet culture,” Matt explained. His main source of income is the merch sold on his website, however, and it’s ironic because it’s actually Twitter that eats up most of his time.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last photo is priceless. Good going, Castro!

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    So, dear Pandas, which dogs were your favorite ones? Which of Matt’s captions got you giggling and going ‘aww’ out loud? Are there any ratings that you’d change? Share your thoughts in the comment section below—we’re always happy to hear what you have to say.

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    Sarah Purdy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I legit think somebody might have pulled a fast one. There's no way that's not a seal 🤦😂

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooper and his mini-me. I'm dying from cutenss overload.

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    Berry Budgie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like the backstory of the dark brown dog seemingly trying waterbending

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    Berry Budgie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah why would you ask why its there? Its normal

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fact that Baloo has his arms folded across his chest.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't fool me. That's a plush toy.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been stared down by a doggo. Hilarious.

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    Gold roses
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booty pillows are the best I agree with Milo

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    Sarah Purdy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like an odd form of payment but okay 🤷

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    Berry Budgie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nawww dont worry buddy, some day you will be glad you learnt to sit and it wont be for nothing

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    Gold roses
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here it comes..... the urge to change my Home Screen...... it’s here!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that this feature can get a bit annoying after the first few hours

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrigley is so handsome. And, nice outfit.

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    Pixie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, he looks really serious doing his job

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the dog...hate the outfit.

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    yvette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my goodness Happy is her name??!!!! That is perfect!! why don't we name more dogs Happy, it fits them so well!! :D

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    Bakugou
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mandy: wait my sister was right, i was adopted

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    yvette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but Olympus (I think? The one on the right)'s eyes are stunning.

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    Gold roses
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeeeeieieieiieieieieieieieieiieieieieieiieieieieieieiie tooooooooooo CuUUuUuuUUUUUTE

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    Kiss Army
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    @kcpetproject is awesome! That is were our boy Calvin was adopted from! We have our Amazon Smile account set up to donate to them. cal-2-6046...dd68d5.jpg cal-2-6046737dd68d5.jpg

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat with the same name, doc.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Shanel...I hope that she will be able to complete her treatments.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the same mobile salon: caterpillar masseurs and spider acupressurists

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    Everything AGR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excuse me thats very clearly a domestic toasted marshmallow <3

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hope that they are uglier because that means irl it's SUPER DUPER CUTE!!! Who's a good boy?

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    Sarah Purdy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They kind of look like ram antlers ❤️ Majestic as he*k

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    Gold roses
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click, click, it’s not working! Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

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    Lunacorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww I will hire you and you can smile all you want 🥰

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    Sarah Purdy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also perhaps an early mid-morning snack, early lunch,and early mid afternoon snack as well?

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    LexiLu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to give him so many head hugs!!!!!

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty can make all the silly faces he wants.

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    Sarah Purdy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean as long as someone's bringing home the bacon I'm perfectly fine with this 😂

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing wrong with honest filth

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, these are the types of photos I want to see on Instagram.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone has been secretly shrinking her hat

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