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There's a subreddit called 'Beetlejuicing' and I have to admit, upon hearing the name, I thought it was some sort of twisted community dedicated to tormenting insects. Thankfully, I was wrong.

According to internet culture encyclopedia Know Your Meme, the term actually describes a commenting phenomenon observed online when someone replies to a post or comment with a username that is contextually relevant to the topic of the discussion at hand.

It sounds clunky, but believe me, it's much simpler and funnier in practice. Especially when it occurs by coincidence and the commenter is unaware of the connection. So continue scrolling and check out our favorite posts on the subreddit!

#1

Me Too

Me Too

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Ent Hugger
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would say he's a national treasure but weird al belongs to the world, it will indeed be a sad day!

3 Owls In A Coat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird Al was the first concert I ever went to. I hope he lives forever.

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Asher Tye
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious what will happen at the end of that week.

Satan Laughs
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird Al is a national treasure.

theoneandonlynoira
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won't mourn- I'll simply stand over his grave and yell AL YANKOVIC AL YANKOVIC AL YANKOVIC

The Veil of Fire
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird Al has got him some plans after his week off. 👻

Jaya
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... does this mean he's gonna do the Jesus thing of coming back a week after dying?

Sweet_Dee
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Premium
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, trolled in the best way! I love that guy!

Lylah Mcfadden
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

id even like to tihnk about that...

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    #2

    Tears Of Joy

    Tears Of Joy

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    STress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to study Physics...

    Adan Adnan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me you don't. I have my Physics exam in a few days and I'm hyperventilating.

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    Cerise Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fifunny.co%2Fpicture%2Fbooks-last-book-that-made-you-cry-1052-pm-27-VpVeGRM09&psig=AOvVaw1VUeDrng0-kUem815lisET&ust=1671113249420000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CBAQjhxqFwoTCID-_o6k-fsCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAR

    Cerise Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the full conversation, which is more hilarious

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or tears as one sees the cost of a college textbook...

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last book that made me cry that I can remember was Alfie and the Birthday Surprise by Shirley Hughes. Do NOT let the title fool you.

    Lil mish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The book that made me cry I wrote it THE HEIST When I ki~lled my best character 😭😭😭

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably the price that made them cry.

    Leslie Donsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a publisher of school books. You REALLY don't want to know what they actually cost. With college books, they will put in something like a CD that can only be used once and renders the resale value of the book to zero. Houghton Mifflin Harcourt.

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    Probably the earliest somewhat official mention of the term occurred on April 4th, 2010, on Urban Dictionary, when its user tankedgirl submitted an entry for "beetlejuiced," defining it as a phenomenon that occurs when a person appears after they have been mentioned several times in conversation.

    The earliest known use of "beetlejuicing" in reference to a thread was posted in the r/AskReddit subreddit on January 13th, 2013. There, Redditor bigfrank84 replied to a comment containing the name "Big Frank," to which another Redditor, tynosaur, responded "One of the best instances of Beetlejuicing I've ever seen."

    #3

    Beep Beep!

    Beep Beep!

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    STress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpacas can be angry??? Well, that's one helluva surprise...

    Trash Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpaca my bags and leave now...

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want my own alpaca, who can look angry at command, so if someone pisses me off I can tell my alpaca to look angrily at that person.

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lolllllll im getting interested in this idea now. I'm now considering whether to do it too.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did nobody just notice the person pointing at the alpaca?

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see two fingers at least. maybe he's actually trying to calm it...

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    Richard Liles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it up front and the person in the rear is what I want to know...

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually went to an alpaca farm the other day, and they are so SCARY

    Tim Crowhurst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the UK and my first thought upon seeing that photo was "WTF is an alpaca doing driving a car?" (I suspect people from places like Japan, Pakistan, and Aotearoa may have thought that too.)

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAOOOOO. im american and my fisrt thought was howd they fit it in the passenger seat???

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    Milf Memoires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just made me laugh more than anything allday and it's not even noon yet

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    #4

    Im So Happy For Them

    Im So Happy For Them

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how most people stay together, they keep apart.

    Lil mish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whattttt Don't worry in another universe y'all ended up married

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL WOOWWWWW WHAT IF ITS THE SAME DUDE

    #5

    This Was His First Comment In Over A Year

    This Was His First Comment In Over A Year

    HPControl Report

    Jack S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how long that person was holding onto that.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate puns, but this was masterfully executed, respect.

    Animalamazing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a long time to figure them all out

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    The word itself is derived from the 1988 American horror comedy film Beetlejuice.

    It has a scene where the titular ghost explains to the protagonist Lydia Deetz that she can summon him anytime by repeating his name three times.

    "I can't help you from this side, but here's how we do it. So simple. Say my name three times," the ghost says. "That's all. I'll be all yours. Then I'll bring you over here in style."

    #6

    True Beetlejuicing

    True Beetlejuicing

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    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is actually hilariously self deprecating and I’m all for good laughs.

    Pauly Donahue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B******t. I bet he did this all the time. Great musician! Figurative puka-necklace, patchouli wearing , litteral misogynistic D-bag. Check Youtube.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoops, didn't expect him to respond...

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    #7

    Someone Should Probably Get Them Off Of The Floor

    Someone Should Probably Get Them Off Of The Floor

    UselessUniversity Report

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobdy dropped BOTW PANDA on the floor. *sad face*

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *bats all the floor potatoes safely under the sofa*

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    #8

    Balloon Cop

    Balloon Cop

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the Accurate Archery Association, that’s who!

    RedRose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they park in treehouses and aim slingshots at rogue balloons

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh... Yeah you do. You need a certificate.

    Lane Bass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the finest pieces of logical reasoning I've ever seen.

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think a pit maneuver in a hot air balloon is my idea of a good time

    Malwin Wellham
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Air traffic control.....

    Clint Dougherty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, you definitely do need a license to fly a hot air balloon.

    Nico Roby (She / They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually said by Team Rocket from Pokémon once

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S why they have Howitzers at airports!

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    #9

    Obama’s Tie

    Obama’s Tie

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    Layna Andersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s amazing how much being president ages most people! Just 4-8 years and they look so much older. Imagine the stress!

    BoredNoof
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    BoredNoof
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Lil mish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you check someone created another account just to trend

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like he switched tie partys

    Richard Liles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    The world would be better off without about 99% of the people who post here...

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    The subreddit 'Beetlejuicing' was created on the same day tynosaur made the aforementioned comment.

    In the nearly decade that has passed since then, it has grown into a community of 469K members and that number puts it among the top 1% of subreddits.

    #10

    Busted

    Busted

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    Jack Waltz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in luck the IRS is doing that as we speak, yay!

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    stardrop loves you
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    while it is cruel and chops me to bits, think of how many human lives it saves (on stuff like vaccine testing, not random a*s shampoos, those can toss themselves in a dump truck)

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    Oliver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I would uninvent bullying

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything but YouTube or BP. But mosquitoes woulda been nice.

    Jack Waltz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as it's understandable to hate the bloodsuckers just like any breed of lawyers they do serve a huge economical purpose so perhaps let's uninvent maleria instead or I mean just an idea for science

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    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ads, facebook, twitter, tiktok, (basically all unregulated social media) the trump administration, ads, guns, covid, nuclear weapons, capitalism and ads

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    #11

    Found On Twitter

    Found On Twitter

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    Kaylee Brock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not okay Jesus knows everything y'all can down-vote this all you want i don't care but don,t be making jokes about Jesus.

    Chris B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The H in JHC is an error of interpretation and doesn't stand for anything. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy cow! Jesus is on Bored Panda?! Please contact me...I have many, many questions.

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    #12

    In A Thread About Ridiculous Rules From Your Childhood

    In A Thread About Ridiculous Rules From Your Childhood

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    NoCleverName
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment i was confused why he wasnt allowed to say "salt".. I am not a smart man

    JustinTime
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some friends of my babysitter yelled at me when I was in 3rd grade for saying God! That was when I began to realize I don’t like religious people.

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher at the time tried this on us… in a secular school

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    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't either and to this day I don't say it

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 5ht grade during summer camp we had to say fluff instead of fart so whenever someone did wed be like so and so fluffed!!

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wasn't allowed any of those bad words. wasn't allowed to say bum either, mum thought that was too rude!

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom never let me say turd. lol. bum is nothing compared to that

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    kathyberthahazel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't allowed to say it either. I grew up thinking it was a bad word.

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    #13

    Found In An R/Askreddit Post About Go-To Never-Fail Jokes - 6 Yr Old Account

    Found In An R/Askreddit Post About Go-To Never-Fail Jokes - 6 Yr Old Account

    egomvniac Report

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the punchline of the joke?

    Da Heng
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That its Larry, not chuck who's gay

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have four people in my middle school friends group right now including me and i think we all know who it is

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, I find myself laughing out loud, alone in my house. Scared the damn cat.

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    But self-reference is spread far beyond internet comments. For instance, a picture could be considered self-referential if it contains a copy of itself and a piece of literature could be considered self-referential if it includes a reference to the work itself.

    #14

    Well Well Well

    Well Well Well

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    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MUSTARD (Story time! Once I covered a sandwich in mustard with my sister and I was going to throw it away, but my dad made me eat it. But at least I didn't waste food THAT much that day :D)

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out for the ones in the back : I took kids to mustard museum (koln, Germany, near the chocolate museum) and my kids and other kids spend all the exhibition asking how is with ketchup. 😂😂😂 The lady was 5 stars.

    Idostuff Foraliving
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but that's mustard girl not boy, right?

    Judith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. She means that mustard boy sounds perfectly normal and is definitely her soulmate

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    Hestia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Storytime! In school (5th grade/6th grade) the weird kid was weird because he was always horny! He and his friend would have “tickle fights” during social studies.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to love saying that mustard would put hair on your chest, which freaked the f**k out of my sister.

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right It's Ketchup Kid who's the weirdo.

    Granny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would touch your food and ask''ya gonna eat that''...well NOT now..

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate everything with marshmallows when I was seven. Guess that made me Marshmallow Girl.

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    #15

    Jack Grey

    Jack Grey

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack White looks like Johnny Depp and Gary Oldman had a baby :O

    Mahayana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel more Johnny Depp and Jimmy Fallon

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    Carl Galante
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for the Rolling Stones to go on the road with Styx - the Styx and Stones Tour!

    Mark Cleary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not crazy about the Stones, but I love Styx, sooooo, I'd buy a ticket to that 😁

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    #16

    I Would Trust Them

    I Would Trust Them

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    Helen Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd trust that dog with anything but my sandwich!

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! Smart lady. He's got 'sandwich thief' written all over his adorable face.

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo runs for president. Doggo wins.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, the Random dog doesn't have a vested interest in keeping us afraid and upset...

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well duh, dogs are far more honest and loyal than most humans. We don't deserve them <3

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dog....well any animal. Even a mosquito would be better than Mr. Biden.

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    #17

    Just Your Own Personal Friendly Neighbourhood FBI Agent

    Just Your Own Personal Friendly Neighbourhood FBI Agent

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    Natttt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brooo Xbox forever Sorry if I start a war

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean i was raised as a Nintendo kid so i wouldn't know

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    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but Xbox for life. PS4 sucks compared to the Xbox One

    Øptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait- they made gold colored PS4's?

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently obsessed with GOW Ragnarok!!

    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my users FBI_GYAL LMAO

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    In philosophy, self-reference is primarily studied in the context of language and is to a large extent centered around paradoxes.

    A paradox is a seemingly sound piece of reasoning based on apparently true assumptions that leads to a contradiction. One of the most popular examples is the liar sentence: "This sentence is not true."

    #18

    Found This Gem A While Ago

    Found This Gem A While Ago

    TheCager100 Report

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW. everyone's name is so much cooler than mine

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt it. BP's been around since the early days of the internet, and The Idaho Potato was still available a year ago.

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random interesting fact: the word “Topeka” (where I live) means a good place to pick potatoes. Lol

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    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we being invaded with potatoes

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is literally just my name and me country. Yes I own it. 🙈

    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is, I wanted the same username everywhere but it was taken on some sites - not every Purple unicorn is me!

    The Meme Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think anyone will want mine i just like memes

    Øptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if there's anyone else who has a character named optimist.. hmm,

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i gotta username twin lol Shrimp Whisperer where u at

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    #19

    Kobe Can’t Relate

    Kobe Can’t Relate

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    Sweet_Dee
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP to a true legend - greatest that ever was.

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the last real superstar to me...

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    #20

    Mortal Womat

    Mortal Womat

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now place your bets on what wombat will win the right corner we have the ultimate wombat while in the left corner we have muscalar wombat

    john li
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres a person called combat wombat that always kicks me out of my grind spot

    Bertha Madott
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am now retired, thank you Divine Providence, but in my working days I dreaded WOMBAT projects dreamed up by the crazy boss. "Waste of money brains and time."

    Steve The Stomper
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, any fellow stompers up for the ultimate Stompdown? winner takes all

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    #21

    Found Over On /R/Funny

    Found Over On /R/Funny

    SuperDuperJake2 Report

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2hands9fingers coming right up

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, technically they already only have 8 fingers... because thumbs.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope so too, 2hands9fingers might already be taken so he would have to cut another finger off to get a correct username.

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the injury isn’t too bad. But this is just an offhanded comment

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two hands the Nine Fingered and the Stick of Doom.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was almost me back in 1964.

    Self-reference within language is not only a subject of philosophy but also a field of individual interest in mathematics and computer science, in particular in relation to the foundations of these sciences.

    However, is there anything that makes a concept come to life more vividly than silly internet jokes?

    #22

    I’m Sorry

    I’m Sorry

    Hdgone Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised people have these usernames :O

    Goth Nurse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make new accounts for comedic effect.

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All swans make me cry. Their orientation doesn't matter, just their swan-ness.

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    #23

    Twitter Beetlejuicing

    Twitter Beetlejuicing

    reddit.com Report

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I’m going to listen to ACDC’s “you shoof me all night long”

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    #24

    Spider With Some Self Confidence

    Spider With Some Self Confidence

    Jack05McC Report

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, good; you will be a valuable ally when the spider overlords' plans reach fruition. You shall have the highest honour of taking part in the inter-species breeding programme between our glorious Arachnid rulers and us lowly humans.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, seeing how Sean Hannity's cranium is full of only spider webs and cockroach s**t, it makes sense.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm! Too sexy for my WEB! Too sexy for my WEB! So sexy it hurts.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they were talking about Tom Holland (Aka today's Spiderman) :D

    MeMosabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm too sexy for my web..."

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE HOW LITTLE SENSE THIS ENTIRE IMAGE MAKES IT'S DELICIOUS AND I LOVE IT

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    #25

    I've Seen Everyone Screenshoting Matthew, Where Is Not-Matthew Love?

    I've Seen Everyone Screenshoting Matthew, Where Is Not-Matthew Love?

    Caccito Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    father son time :D

    Laura Rodrigues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two kids….Jacob. And NOT-Jacob. I tolerate them both EQUALLY🤪

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the baby dinosaur. Not the mama!

    #26

    Became A Superhero 3 Years Ago

    Became A Superhero 3 Years Ago

    J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Report

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butbutbut, don't he need a sooper sooit?

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am your wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!!!

    Abigail Strong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HONEEEEE??? wHeRe'S mY sUpA sOoT?!?!?!

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I think I already saw this...

    #27

    Flip On The Tele

    Flip On The Tele

    Willis_is_This Report

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ₛₒₘₑₜₕing is BUBBL𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗘𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗗

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …….I’m gonna completely forget about this and keep taking it literally. Him and his friend Jimmy are having a wrestling match. That’s what happened. Nothing else.

    Tactical Taco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn so I’ve been singing that all these years

    very_knotted_laces
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something is bubbling behind my back 🤠

    Eliza wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro wrestlers named jimmy rn lol

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD!!!! one of my fav weezer songs and i never knew that and now my mind if blown but i'm also feeling like.ewwww and wtf and oh i see - i'm so still in shock- why didn't i ever think to look up the lyrics before....

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if my ex-wife and me wanted to leave we would dismiss ourselves by saying we had to go home and feed the hamster. [she was the one with the hamster and i had the food to shove in it.]

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    #28

    Do I Get A Free Tesla?

    Do I Get A Free Tesla?

    giveusmother3 Report

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No don't My safe haven will be DESTROYED!!!

    roz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could HAVE, not "could of". "Could of" makes no grammatical sense.

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're tryna say "could've" but apparently don't understand contractions...

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    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it could even be - *Boosh* "WOA WOAH WOAH"

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh heck nah he made twitter x

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he does, we have to find a bamboo grove elsewhere.

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    #29

    :(

    :(

    LesMiserables999 Report

    Steve The Stomper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind me, just covering an akward comment... What's your favorite fruit guys?

    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex is like weather, you don't know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it's gonna last.

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Size matter. Too short not getting much done. Too long can't get it all way in in. It a lose, lose situation

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    #30

    The Banana Has Spoken

    The Banana Has Spoken

    Kill3rGand4lf Report

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖆 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖓

    Steve The Stomper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just sat straight up didn't you?

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Of course not- ok yeah fine but then i went back to slouching...

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    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who straighter their back right away upvote

    Some black giirrrrllll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was waayy too personal na😪😪😪 you might as well have typed my full name

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmfao... The initial post is gold on it's own

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    #31

    Emo Emu

    Emo Emu

    BlackIsAShadeOfGray Report

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a game where you can tame an emu dressed as an emo. Its called Rodeo Stampede.

    #32

    The Governator

    The Governator

    billyflynnn Report

    Orillion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most convoluted way to get a celebrity's signature.

    Goose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa has Arnold Schwarzenegger’s signature from when he retired from the Navy. Arnold was senator at the time.

    #34

    Horngus

    Horngus

    shrekkboi Report

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has written to be one of the strangest factual sentences ever, just chock FULL of awesome words!

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some scientist chose biology instead of chemistry. (That was one of my worst jokes ever)

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides the username checking out, this sentence sounds completely made up :D

    #35

    [redacted]

    [redacted]

    JackB711 Report

    Scp_049
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but whenever I see the word "[redacted]" I just think of the scp foundation.

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im scared of scps but, i still search up what scps are cause my curioustity trumps my fear. i dont have the pestilence by the way.

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    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I was in this my user is FBI_GYAL

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    #37

    Spelling Genius

    Spelling Genius

    DragonbornX1999 Report

    Matthew Baird
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The username responding the end of the thread spells the Genius portion of their username as Jenius. Responding in confusion highlights connection with Trump, who also thinks Genius is spelled with a J

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    #38

    Man Finds Lost Hat

    Man Finds Lost Hat

    EpicDragonManX Report

    #39

    Tooth Fairy

    Tooth Fairy

    reddit.com Report

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm 39 and still have 2 baby teeth too! there's no adult teeth under 'em apparently so my dentist says i might lose them, might not... tooth fairy is gonna be waiting a while......

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not the tooth fairy 👀🦷

    #42

    Nice

    Nice

    Redditorsion Report

    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can relate, stay strong buddy

    Dodo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, my man.

    #43

    I Just Hope This Is Valid

    I Just Hope This Is Valid

    SanQuiSau Report

    #44

    Watch Out For Sarah

    Watch Out For Sarah

    Drewskidude325 Report

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m on Sarah’s side with this. I don’t like when people cheat.

    Tinderella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momma is just justifying her hate for interracial couples. Jealousy!

    #45

    Dad?

    Dad?

    absinthe-galaxy Report

    mysticalasDUCK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that’s kinda sad and kinda sweet

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the second one had been Nelson Muntz this would have been perfect.

    #46

    Stolen From Instagram

    Stolen From Instagram

    ghostreee Report

    Scp_049
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who always uses keep inventory: *Jumps off cliff to get home

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just write down the coordinates then you'll never forget

    #47

    Pretty Sure This Counts

    Pretty Sure This Counts

    liven96 Report

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googled it: the blood clotting agent is vitamin k, the large surface area helps. but isn't really sanitary.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learned another one of Spider-Man's powers...

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    #48

    Chemistry Joke

    Chemistry Joke

    Chengyigao Report

    Noosh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh… *random far away cough* *blinks hard enough you can hear it* …ok *exhales slowly*

    #49

    Harvard Scholarship

    Harvard Scholarship

    Sebasjinn Report

    Interesting_Astronaut
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this was for me and my comments... :(

    #50

    You'll Never Make The Cat Talk

    You'll Never Make The Cat Talk

    BachAgain11 Report

    #51

    Niiiiiiiiiii-Sannnnnnnn

    Niiiiiiiiiii-Sannnnnnnn

    Ry-guy987 Report

    CallaghanLive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this I lose my mind

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OKAY so nii san means 'brother' in an affectionate way and this girl looks way too underage

    #52

    From The Worst Names Thread

    From The Worst Names Thread

    reddit.com Report

    #53

    Replace Heaven With Kevin In A Song Lyric

    Replace Heaven With Kevin In A Song Lyric

    ApocTheLegend Report

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bother answering. Kevin Can Wait.

    Some black giirrrrllll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say all good boys go to Kevin and bad boys bring Kevin to you🎶🎶😕😕

    #55

    His Time Has Come

    His Time Has Come

    AfricaByToto69420 Report

    #56

    2 Year Account

    2 Year Account

    x0minous_ Report

    #57

    Found On A Very Old Post

    Found On A Very Old Post

    JUIBENOIT Report

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    #59

    Bready Cheese

    Bready Cheese

    mastuhcowz8 Report

    TheAmazingCrepe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great job, mastuhcows8. You just started an existential crisis.

    #61

    Sinking With The Ship

    Sinking With The Ship

    Philliam_Swift Report

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/gachalifecringe would start shipping themselves with each other

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean the makers of the cringe that get on there

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    aZZy_d3Lta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (guess the sub) find the capsule cat at all costs!

    #62

    On A Post On Askreddit About What Movie You Watched Through Hoping It Would Get Better. (Christopher Paoilini Wrote The Book The Movie Was Based On)

    On A Post On Askreddit About What Movie You Watched Through Hoping It Would Get Better. (Christopher Paoilini Wrote The Book The Movie Was Based On)

    MegaCroissant Report

    MAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad even he realized that movie was awful. I'll never forget the dwarves that were the same height as all the humans. SMH. Just terrible.

    readingthequibbler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were dwarves in it?? Sorry, haven't read the books yet. They're on my TBR but I'm trying to finish all the books on my bookshelf first

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    Sweet_Dee
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha now I have to read the book! And avoid the movie at all costs...

    TheFloydist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The book was kind of meh as well. I quit reading after the second book cause the protagonist was annoying and gets beat up by a much more interesting character that got shafted by the author, which was a high point. I figured the third book could only go down from there.

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    #63

    Well Damn

    Well Damn

    idontfucklizards Report

    aZZy_d3Lta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H2O4 is actually tetraoxidane!

    #64

    Found One In The Wild

    Found One In The Wild

    analsofhistory Report

    #65

    Mike

    Mike

    reddit.com Report

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This concludes the Mike check.

    #66

    Pizza Hut App

    Pizza Hut App

    BoyGeorgeWashington Report

    Interesting_Astronaut
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anybody think that the pizza hut logo in the top left looks like lip?

    #67

    T'is I, Son Of Q!

    T'is I, Son Of Q!

    furexfurex Report

    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *romantic music plays* Dad?

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #68

    Perfection!

    Perfection!

    DEADPOOL_O7 Report

    #69

    Poor Limp Bizkit Superfan :(

    Poor Limp Bizkit Superfan :(

    Vallieyz Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Divinyls. I had a neighbor who played "I touch myself" on loop with her windows open and full blast for close to 6 weeks. The song came out in November and she hated everything to do with Christmas so she was doing it purely out of spite at another Jesus loving neighbor who decorated their yard. I'm a pacifistic but that's the closest I've ever come to reaching out and touching someone else in anger.

    #70

    Don't Do Meth Kids

    Don't Do Meth Kids

    ThatTimothyGuy Report

    #71

    Milhouse Is Not A Meme

    Milhouse Is Not A Meme

    Kingjake41 Report

    #72

    Even R/Dadjokes Got It Going On

    Even R/Dadjokes Got It Going On

    Floostick Report

    #73

    Classic Dadjoke

    Classic Dadjoke

    152_119lbs Report

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be worth it for one glorious year to name your kid a number. We'd go back and forth with this for hours :-D

    #74

    Finally Found One

    Finally Found One

    slavicseafood Report

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's your hammer hanging? It could still work if she works in construction.

    #75

    Hate That Guy

    Hate That Guy

    Pengauno Report

    #76

    Didnt Even Know That Association Existed

    Didnt Even Know That Association Existed

    SakrificeTV Report

    #77

    Try Again

    Try Again

    Brisken86 Report

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ........ And I missed the joke before I replied. I'll bow my head out peacefully 😞.

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would've been funnier if Max Headroom replied

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had nightmares about that ad

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    #78

    What

    What

    ralph3576 Report

    #79

    Kitchen Nightmares Never Ceases To Impress Me

    Kitchen Nightmares Never Ceases To Impress Me

    EspWaddleDee Report

    #80

    Poor FBI Agent

    Poor FBI Agent

    Swaggerkid_2005 Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mail them to Havasupai Tribe, P. O. Box 10, Supai, Arizona 86435. First, this post office is at the bottom of the Grand Canyon and the mail is only delivered weekly by mule. Second, its a federal offense to interfere with the mail. If there's nothing suspicious about an envelope with no return address that has the keys and a note inside and says "Hold these keys until Tuesday. I''m playing a prank and I'll pay you $50 to hold them until we come pick them up", there is no reason for the FBI to ever get involved. Third, the Havasupai are a self governing people and the FBI has no jurisdiction. Lastly, I get a nice trip to go get my keys back and I can give the tribe a surprise check for $1 million when I show up.

    Tinderella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know who I’m coming to for advice when s**t gets real

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide them in an Al-Qaeda chat room. Or the George Bush Center for Intelligence, the headquarters of the CIA in Langley. They'd never even think of looking in either place.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about burying them with Jimmy Hoffa!

    #81

    Thank You Boomer, Very Noble

    Thank You Boomer, Very Noble

    rmlrmlchess Report

    #82

    Trevor Stepping In With A 7 Year Old Account

    Trevor Stepping In With A 7 Year Old Account

    SmuglyGaming Report

    #83

    Tbh Hey Is Really Cute

    Tbh Hey Is Really Cute

    IAwesomeNathan Report

    #84

    We Meet Again

    We Meet Again

    OrgrathEaterofWorlds Report

    #85

    Found On R/Showerthoughts

    Found On R/Showerthoughts

    ih8mosquitos Report

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word you might be looking for is "Prochatnik" - someone who deals in stolen cats.

    #86

    Nikhil Is Saying Something

    Nikhil Is Saying Something

    5HR3Z Report

    #87

    And The Swag Master Returns!

    And The Swag Master Returns!

    reddit.com Report

    stardrop loves you
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT NO IT'S FROM A JOKE SONG IDK HOW I KNOW THIS BUT AAAAAAAAA (ita called 'The Ultimate Swag' by Thquib) dont ask how i found it ;~;

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    #88

    Reddit Loves A Good Foot

    Reddit Loves A Good Foot

    Billat Report

    #89

    @realdonaldtrump

    @realdonaldtrump

    Kingjiggywiggy Report

    Kelli Pike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke's on you; Trump doesn't know the meaning of the word 'consent'.

    #90

    Albert

    Albert

    RedditShaz420 Report

    #91

    Butterfly Poon

    Butterfly Poon

    waltybishop Report