In a world where superheroes dominate the box office and graphic novels line our bookshelves, we often daydream about what it would be like to possess extraordinary powers. We’ve all imagined flying like Superman, wielding Thor’s mighty hammer, or becoming invisible to avoid those uncomfortable everyday situations. But what if we told you that there’s a whole range of, let’s say, unconventional superpowers that exist in the real world but never make the cut? The ones that won’t save the planet but might earn you a few laughs or raised eyebrows? Well, my fellow superhumans-in-waiting, this blog post is all about that.
We spent more time than we should have reading this thread where people revealed their useless superpowers, no matter how silly or freaking cool they may be. We collected the best responses and compiled a list of superpowers that are equal parts quirky and comical, showcasing the unique abilities and strange talents that make some humans wonderfully weird. From an uncanny ability to predict time with scary precision to a strong sense of hearing that allows you to listen to two conversations at a time, these unusual skills may not be on par with the X-Men. Still, they’re sure to make these people the talk of the town… or at least of their group of friends.
In an era that celebrates superhumans as deities, it’s time to give the limelight to the underdogs and their peculiar powers. We scoured all corners of the thread to find the most amusing and captivating superpower confessions. So, strap on your metaphorical capes and get ready to discover a treasure trove of hilariously useless abilities that may not save the world but will undoubtedly make it a more interesting place. From the bizarre to the downright side-splitting, this list of superpowers will remind you that sometimes, being ordinary is truly extraordinary.
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"I can read really fast, hard to prove to people though and if I get into a real flow people just think I'm flicking through a book too quick and don't believe me.
I read so fast that if I read out loud I trip over the words on the page, I'm reading them in my head faster than saying them so I'm always a few words behind. In my head though yeah it just flows like water."
I do this too. Then it's annoying when I have to read something out loud because people think I can't read correctly
I have this weird ability to remember exactly where on a page a certain sentence or passage is when I'm having a conversation with someone or need to prove my point.
Load More Replies...This is why I prefer to read a news story rather than watch an announcer tell it. It's also why I get annoyed at long YouTube intros...just get to the point already!
Yes! I absolutely hate tutorials and would gladly have service manuals and written instructions; slogging through someone's narrative is torturous
Load More Replies...After over 20 years my husband still forgets I can do this and thinks I'm bragging. No, I'm trying to help you and my elderly mom read your menus because you both have terrible vision. The waitress shouldn't have to tell you that your food comes with two sides and repeat the salad dressings when your thumb is next to them.
Load More Replies...Block reading? You can learn that and it is very useful when studying. You dont follow each line, bit look at whole chunks of the text.
I do that :D it’s fun because I get all the plot and interesting stuff but every time I re read I notice a new little detail
Load More Replies...This is me I still remember when I was about 7 years old my dad was reading me a book and I said I could read it faster and he was like no you cant so we both read the same page and said when we were finished I won but I also cant read out loud since this combined with the fact that I stutter when I get anxious makes for a terrible combo so pros and cons
No! My lil bro is dyslexic and he certainly cannot.
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"Cats love me. I've had cats come running out of side streets and houses just to say hello and get some scritches. Outdoor cats who have never interacted with me before let me pick them up, and if my partner wasn't allergic I would have adopted an army of strays who just followed me home by now.
And it's actually not completely useless - I work as a cat sitter."
Lol just this lady walking down the street with an army of cats marching behind her with little helmets
I have this "super power" too. It used to really pissoff my ex because whenever we'd go on a walk, we'd have to stop so many times for kitties that it would take twice as long to get home. His family was very confused when we were at Lego land a few year back and a cat came running down a hill to for cuddles in the middle of the theme park. Ex just rolled his eyes and said that it's a normal thing and to just me ignore me and keep walking. So glad I'm away from that dude, and so glad I get to have cats of my own now :)
I just noticed that and scrolled down to see if anyone beat me to it :-) I thought to myself, "Holy sh*t that cat has some MITTS"
Load More Replies...Me too! My ex-husband said once "How do you do that? How do cats find you every single time we take a walk?" Which was almost every evening.
It seems to be dogs for me. A number of times over the years I've heard some version of, "I can't believe they are letting you pet them". And one lady seemed concerned I knocked on her front door because I guess her 'guard dogs' were supposed to stop me but they enjoyed their scritches. It's not every dog in the world of course but in general it's a thing. My rationalization for this is I have no fear of them and I think they can somehow smell that. That's just a guess though. And of course I am kind to them.
Cats, dogs, birds, squirrels...yeah they know if you're a threat. I have a whole zoo of wild animals that listen to me and my husband just can't understand it. He likes animals but gets nervous around unfamiliars because his mom was neurotic about animals. I have pics of me standing 20 feet from black beers as a toddler because my parents were outdoors people. Ok, bears but I'm sure I was near some beers too so I'm not going to correct that.
Load More Replies...Are you suggesting she dump him over.. an allergy? That's really weird.
Load More Replies...This is me. With both cats and dogs. They just come up to me, rub on me, want attention from me, jump right up on my lap even if we just met. That's how I got my kitty, who was abused in her previous home. She came right up to me when I got there and let me know I was hers now. I also volunteer at a local shelter, sitting with and socializing cats.
OB1KENOB said: "I can remember things I did when I was 8 months old." -Roast-Toast- replied: "I can forget things I did 8 minutes ago."
Do you actually remember the incident, or do you have a false memory because someone told you about it a long time ago? I "remember" watching the moon landing on TV when I was 3. But I'm not sure if I watched it, or if I made a memory after seeing a picture of the moon landing on TV that my parents took.
Three is definitely possible. A lot where people claim memories from much younger is far more likely to be fictional memory: https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/releases/many-peoples-earliest-memories-may-be-fictional.html
Load More Replies...I do the second one and it is worse than useless: it's VERY inconvenient
I know the feeling. When I'm half way on the staircase, I have to stop and ask myself 'Was I going up or down?'
TorchFlower said: "My daughter says she can choose what she is going to dream about every night. She describes it as having a few scenes to choose from and she picks one. She was amazed that nobody else in the family could do this. She thought it was normal." Silv0r replied: "Wow, this is the best superpower and anything but useless! I'm very envious and super happy for your daughter too! It's called lucid dreaming and I've been trying to do that all my life. She needs to hold on to it! It is a gift. I have only lucid dreamed 1-2 times in my whole life where I could control it like a director."
I can’t lucid dream. I tried to do it but the whole world shattered around me and I woke up
It's a skill you can teach yourself. I taught myself how to do it when I was a teenager. It just takes practice like everything else.
Load More Replies...I've re-dreamed dreams? Like I know what's about to happen and alter things. Does that count?
I had a dream where king kong was chasing me in a post apocaliptic city, abandoned buildings and all, and went upstairs and he ripped the cealing off and i woke up, then proceeded to sleep again and had athe same dream but I was concious about what will happen, so instead of going up the building i went to the basement, he then proceeded to rip the cealing off and woke up again.
Load More Replies...I've heard lucid dreaming makes sleep less effective, so you either sleep longer, or are more tired when your wake up
As a lucid dreamer I must say I believe this. However as someone who used to have terrible nightmares all the time, I'd rather be tired because I was in control of the dream rather than it being in control of me.
Load More Replies...When I was younger I often had these types of dreams, where i could pick a scene. That changed a bit and now I usually know when I'm dreaming, which is very useful when I don't like something that happened in it
I’m jealous. I had a dream the other night that all deer had the same kind of coat colouring as cats, and I was hanging out with a tabby deer and a black-and-white deer with white mittens. Then we found a Sphinx (bald) deer and he would only eat flamin hot cheetos. He was mad at us for not bringing flamin hot cheetos (“wtf do you expect me to eat?!!”) so we were like “FML I guess we should build a 711 so this guy can eat.” So we started making construction plans and then decided we should add a McDonald’s Playplace (I’m old) and a pool and got all excited about our decor ideas. I’d like to go back to that dream lmao.
Load More Replies...Huh, I do this a lot... It's like a movie but I'm the main character- and I get to choose what I do.
That's awesome. One of the reasons I drink as much as I do is so I don't have to remember creepy dreams.
Lucid dreaming would definitely be a healthier alternative. If you are having a bad dream, once you know you are dreaming it takes all the fear away. Either you can choose to wake up or you can change the dream. Once I dreamed that someone was following me while I was out for a walk. I became lucid and turned around and asked him why he was following me. I ended up inviting him into my house and we became friends.
Load More Replies...I can lucid dream and how it works for me is that there is a tiny filming crew in my head and they set up props for a dream I pick and if something I don't like goes on in my dream I just yell CUT! and everyone will pause and wait to restart that scene.
My superpower is that i can summon stuff in my dreams. For example, if I want a snack Boom! Mouse summoned
Adkit said: "Severe aphantasia. Only a small percent of people with aphantasia have complete aphantasia and I'm one of those s*ckers. I cannot picture things in my mind. At all. It's pitch black, and it never changes. Apparently, you mutants can just close your eyes and imagine whatever you want like some sort of hallucination. I don't even fully understand how that would look..." JoeBoco7 replied: I’m on the complete opposite end with hyperphantasia. My imagination is extremely vivid, it feels more real than real. My favorite thing to do is to create new episodes of my favorite shows and just watch it in my head.
Now I'm trying to bounce a red ball in my mind with my eyes open and it's kind of trippy to simultaneously do that, look at reality, and try to think of where the image of the bouncing ball actually is.
I can’t really do that, I can only imagine things in my head when my eyes closed and even than it’s not really a clear picture, just sort of an idea of the thing I’m imagining. it’s weird
Load More Replies...I didn't discover that this was not normal until I was well into adulthood. If you ask me to describe someone, even if I know them well, I will only be able to remember specific things that I noticed at the time. The idea that you can just call up a picture of them in your head just blows my mind.
I can picture a ton of stuff, mainly spaces, but I can't picture faces. If I have to describe someone beyond face and hair color, I'm in trouble. I might remember glasses, but even facial hair does not enter my memory. I think I'm borderline faceblind.
Load More Replies...I’m not sure that I have hyperphantasia and it’s not diagnosed or anything, so take it with a grain of salt. But at least 20% of my brain is always off in Fantasyland imagining stuff from my favorite shows/books/movies/etc. Helpful for entertainment, but it doesn’t outright cure boredom
Depends how you see it I assume, imagination and daydreaming are pretty universal. My imagination and daydreaming is quite extensitive, but everything that I imagine is in words - verbal and written - I don't daydream in images at all. Note that I don't have aphantasia, but I do have an image processing disorder.
Load More Replies...I can only picture things in my mind for a second or two. I've never had a good imagination. I was shocked when I found out some people have no inner voice. My inner voice is always going. I don't understand how someone with no inner voice can solve complex problems.
I physically cannot comprehend not having pictures or a voice in my head. Both are what keep me entertained and help me sleep (usually)
For me, sometimes they keep me up. Either my brain just flashes a bunch of scary pictures, or stuff like that. Pile of clothes=monster. I can imagine things that are more real than real, eyes open or not, and sometimes it can get a little scary. 🫤
Load More Replies...I cannot recall things, but I can create things in my mind. Describe face of someone I meet daily? No way. 3D model of fully foldable table with storage room for all kitchen utilities so I can create it later? No problem, I have Blender, Unreal engine and autoCAD in my head, I can even implement some level of physics to it, so if you give me ~15 minutes, you can have it with estimated forces and how strong screws/joints you will need. Why am I not an engineer?
MikeT75 said: "When I have to wrap multiple food items in aluminum foil, I have the super ability to pull my next sheet of foil and cut it to exactly to the same length and size as the last sheet, creating a stack of perfectly matching foil sheets. It amazes no one but me, and makes for a terrible party trick." OG_ninnyhammer replied: "That’s the most useful useless thing I’ve ever heard. Good on you."
I think so too. I would be endlessly amused by this
Load More Replies...You need to be a hairstylist. Ripping foils sucks and I KNOW the whole salon would be cool with it.
Working factory, I could tell you how many sheets of sandpaper was in a stack, if it had glue, if one wasn't cut right. A couple machines I learned to listen to small sounds to catch issues before they happened.
I have something similar...I can hang or mark anything perfectly centered without measuring.
Back in the days of cut & paste advertising I could do the same ... still can AND I spot errors (misspellings or a correction that was crooked) immediately.
Load More Replies...I can fill a container with water to a point I determine and then go fill my coffee pot to the exact line with the last drop. Or my diffuser, fill a drinking glass and then use that to fill my diffuser to the fill line. Every time last drop.
Awesome! I do woodworking and weaving. I wonder if your skills would translate to those endeavors.... I can see where that would be handy.
Its just muscle memory. I can write upside down and back to front in cursive with my non dominant left hand, but only certain words. Its just muscle memory (taught myself it when i had my right arm strapped up for 6 momths and was bored)
"(This is from actual medical/psych professionals.) I have very high observational vigilance and extremely fast information processing speed. This can and has been extremely useful for a lot of my gal friends. If they were ever in doubt about a dude (couldn't decide if his behavior was problematic or not) they'd introduce me and watch if I reacted negatively to them. It's useless because when you have this starting a young age it can REALLY screw you up. You start getting flooded with noticing other people's negative reactions around you when you're too young to understand that they're not because of you. F*cks up your self esteem and is a recipe for chronic depression that translates into chronic social anxiety. I'm ok now, all handled and taken care of as an adult."
I have high pattern recognition. Reason: ADHD (inattentive). Spot on deathrose.
Same! It makes it pretty easy for me to pick up a new language, (including languages like HTML or JavaScript) I can match grammar/spelling/etc patterns without even realizing that I’m doing it. That’s my only superpower lol.
Load More Replies...I think so too. I'm like this, but not as much as the OP. I know mine is caused from childhood trauma.
Load More Replies...I have high pattern recognition. It's a somewhat common symptom of Autism and ADHD.
Especially the whole RSD thing. You see small patterns in people and have huge emotional reactions to it.
Load More Replies...Agreed! I have been diagnosed with something like this.
Load More Replies...I think I have that, too. Just never could lay a finger on it. But yes I see tiniest emotions and flickers in people's faces and can read them quite well. It made me a people pleaser and now as an adult I shy away from people a bit. Though I love my few friends and my family of course.
Sounds familiar. Usually when my sister brought a bf home, I'd tell her in no-time when there was something about them that I didn't like. But, you know, love makes blind, and she only listened when it was too late. In my own case, I've always known the moment a gf cheated on me, which happened a few times. At first they denied it, but being able to pick up on the littlest things makes you see things really quickly. Unlike you, I'm not really a people pleaser, but I do shy away from people (although i have no issue talking story with strangers if they approach me)
Load More Replies...Thank you, i have finally figured out why I am so depressed, anxious and hate the world so much. I can cope but this really opens my eyes!!!!
I'm the opposite I think. Sometimes I think I have a bit of social blindness or something. My close friend: "That woman was flirting with you. I think she liked you". "She was?" "That person seemed annoyed with what you told them" "They did?" I'm a very intelligent person but many times I feel like my social skills are on par with a potato. My mental image chuckle is a character from an RPG game - some stats are decent - Personality stat abysmal. LOL
I am exactly the same way. Totally oblivious. It actually became a joke at a place I worked at because everyone knew someone was interested in me except myself. My co-workers even put up a cartoon alluding to the situation and I still didn't get it.
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"I can wakeup to 5-1 minutes before the alarm goes off."
Same, yeah I can't help wondering what genius lurks in our sub conscious to do this, always 5 mins before alarm even when I change alarm times which I do very often.
Load More Replies...I can wake myself up by just telling my body what time I need to wake up by. It won’t be exact, but I’ll usually get up about 20 minutes before the time I told my body. And I don’t have a particularly regular sleep schedule, so it can be pretty random
Something like this has happened to me. I looked at old alarms I had set on my watch and was trying to remember why one was set for 4:15am but I couldn’t. Then I woke up at 4:15 the next morning (with no alarms set) and it was really weird and trippy.
Load More Replies...Me2. I just imprint the time before I go to sleep and I wake at that time. It even works in different time zones.
Load More Replies...same! I can literally guess what time it is no matter the time of day or night with out looking at the clock
I can wake up with my eyes closed. And open when i'm ready to do it.
I used to do this, too. Now I don’t even use an alarm. I just tell myself what time to wake up.
Musasabi_King said: "I have an extremely strong sense of hearing, but people think I'm hard of hearing because I can't hear them when there's any kind of background noise." illianae replied: "I have this too. Its like my hearing gets overflowed with information and I can't choose to not hear things. Nothing ever gets to the background noise setting."
I have selective sensitive hearing. Like I don't notice normal house noises. Anomalies, if something is off, fridge compressor constantly running, daughter's car making a noise, I'm on it.
Hello, lads, you should look up sensory processing disorder. It's a b!tch.
Yup, learned last year that this is what i have, after being misdiagnosed as ADHD (though both are spectrum disorders). Looper earplugs help, they act as a noise filter.
Load More Replies...I beleive I have an audial processing disorder. I can hear any conversation going on in my house but cannot processs what someone’s saying to my face lmao.
I have always had super sensitive hearing, can hear a train or dog long before anyone else does. It also sucks because people think I'm imagining sounds, like the factory 2 miles away. Add in tinnitus and musical ear disorder from anxiety and it can be debilitating. My husband at least believes me because I will say hear comes a jet or specific type of helicopter (we're on a flight path of hospital and military) and he will go to the window and it shows up. Thought I was going insane for a long time.
Mason, I want to thank you. I now have a name for what is going on with my hearing. Musical ear disorder. I just googled it. I already figured it probably had something to do with my hearing loss and tinnitus, and it looks like I was correct. I could never find anything on the internet but I guess I was putting in the wrong search words
Load More Replies..."Can't choose to not hear things." Same. When there's an annoying sound, someone always tells me to just ignore it. I cannot. It's the worst when I'm in public somewhere, and I can hear every one of the conversations going on around me.
This is a revelation for me to be honest as I never knew anyone else who had this. My hearing is really sharp (my eyesight isn't but swings and roundabouts etc). I always thought though because I found it hard to distinguish individual sounds in really loud environments (like a pub or club) I was imagining it. Now I'm thinking my hearing was being overwhelmed. It's probably why I struggle to sleep as I can hear every tiny noise in my house or even outside my house from a good distance away.
I suffer from migraines and sounds, smells, and light can be overwhelming. I have thought about trying the loop earplugs that partially block noise - anyone tried them or similar?
My mom had this issue, apparently she had severe sleep apnea and she was unknowingly waking up every two minutes and never got enough sleep.
Load More Replies...That’s me but with smell. EVERYTHING has a distinct smell. My neighbors dog smells like a gated community in Las Vegas. Grass smells like spikes
Desperate-Acadia7438 said:
"Not me but my mom, if they have leftovers she can pick the exact right container it’ll fit into perfectly. It’s magical."
Rodyland replied:
"I have the exact opposite of this ability. No matter what, the container I choose is always the wrong size. If I try to play it off against itself and pick a different container before putting food in it, then the original container will have been the right size after all."
SPATIAL. You're also good at packing a suitcase or backpack, the fridge -- and you intuitively know where people are around you.
That's something you learn over time. I worked in wholesale distribution during highschool, I'd get shopping carts full of randomly thrown in stuff, judge it for a second or two, pull out a (folded) shipping box, start playing tetris, and in the end close it off with either no or very little cushioning.
I was hoping to see this one on here!! This is the one my family always said about me!!! Honestly, one of my most useful traits haha!!
Ryborg6900 said: "I can clear my mind and go up to five minutes without a single thought." RaedwaldRex replied: "That's something I can never seem to do. People say clear your mind and all that happens is my mind fills with ways and ideas on how can I clear my mind."
I can never seem to stop thinking like it just hops around one minute I’m doing math then the next I’m reciting the Costco brownie recipe in my head
Load More Replies...I relate to the reply so much. The more I try to think less, the more I end up thinking
Some people have been practicing meditation for decades and haven't achieved this.
"The last place I worked I could tell who had already arrived at work before me that morning by the smell(s) in the elevator. There was only one elevator as it was a small building. Kinda gross, but I freaked out a coworker because I was always right."
Yeah, so can I - Lynx (Axe) body spray should not be used so liberally, Jordon!
We hung Irish Spring soap in the apple trees to keep deer away. It worked, but it also kept me away. That stuff reeks.
Load More Replies...My olfactory sense was the keenest ever. I could tell when someone was about to poo, or die, who thought they could use perfume to french ho their way through work instead of showing. My smell was so keen, 20 years ago, my 15 year old son said, “Dude. If you were a superhero, your superpower would be your nose … and you’d be called Olfactron.” Thank you Covid for stripping me of my superpower.
We had an older woman where I used to work and she'd hose herself down with perfume every morning. Very easy to tell when she arrived to work, it was awful. Offices should be a scent-free environment.
100 agree! I suffer sometimes because of few people use perfume at the office:(
Load More Replies...I have a very good sense of smell too. I once smelled that a colleague had boiled potatoes for dinner the night before.
We had a coworker that EVERYONE (customers included) could smell from around the corner. It was not a pleasant experience.
I can do this, too. It's called hyperosmia. I smell EVERYTHING! I can also taste food and tell what's in it.
My apartment is next to the stairs of the house I live in. I can tell who's coming or going by the sound of their steps.
"Animals tend to like me more than the other people around. Found that out in my early thirties. Since then I now have my second dog. I'm able to form a deep bond to animals in a short amount of time. Sometimes dogs meet me and won't leave my side, even when the owner is shouting for them.
I would never say it's useless but I have several negative issues in my life that I would like to lose instead of being the animal friend."
I would really like to know how did you find out about this
Load More Replies...Snakes loves me. I used to be scared about it but now I can see the charm in them. I walk in the woods, snakes come out to me, walk the Tropicarium the follow me as far as the cage goes.. Kids love that I can make the docile or hidden snakes show up and follow my hand to the glass. I am pretty sure I would have been an unwilling Slytherine
Snakes love me too! They either sleep on me or poop on me because they are very relaxed.
Load More Replies...Me too. It’s pretty well known among my family/friends that often people’s dogs will end up feeling more attached to me than their owners. Dogs will also stop their owners in the street to wait for me to pet them, or they’ll pull their owners towards me. One time that happened while I was stopped in traffic. The owners kept asking “does she know you?” She did not, but she pulled her owners to my car and jumped up, waiting for me to roll down my window and pet her. I also get a lot of “oh my dog doesn’t normally like new people…oh…huh…that almost never happens,” as their dog immediately bonds with me. (Edit for grammar.)
Somewhat similar experience... Animals tend to kind of like me, not to the extent that they'll throw themselves on me, but they're usually friendly. This a blessing regarding cats since I love them and can usually pet any cat (except for the skittish ones). But it's a curse regarding dogs, since I really don't like them. Despite the fact that I try to not even look at them in an attempt to discourage the dogs from coming over, they STILL start wagging their tails and start coming towards me 😩
Load More Replies...After I had chemo my cat wouldn't snuggle with me anymore like he used to. He'd let me have a few minutes petting and then gently remove himself, except if I was at the pc keyboard. Made me sad, I didn't smell right I guess.
Just one more way Cancer sucks! That's a bummer.
Load More Replies...I get this constantly. After grooming dogs 30 + years...even the working dogs ...want to know me.
It doesn't necessarily mean anything, tbh; it's definitely not necessarily a negative thing. Are you an animal lover? Do you/ have you had many pets? My husband is not a dog person, and my mum's dogs LOVE him. They won't leave him alone when we visit. He doesn't dislike them, he's just more of a cat person.
Load More Replies...For some weird reason, geese and swans really hate me. .They go out of their way to bother me, even though I always try to give them a wide berth. A goose run up to me once, bit my butt and did not let go. That unhinged monster was just hanging there - I had a bruise for like weeks. Other animals are at least neutral or tend to like me
Geese and swans hate everyone. And I love animals but am happy not to see geese, swans or flamingos ever again.
Load More Replies...My mom could pet frogs. She also was a duck whisperer. They just loved her. We could go to a pond and should would quickly call them or just quietly talk to one and they would flock to her side. Tested it several times. I'd take duck food to a different location and they would leave me to hang out with her, she had no food.
"I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds."
OMG SOMEONE CALL THE CIA! NO, CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
Not to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in three hours and 47 minutes.
"I have an amazing memory for song lyrics. Every once in a while this helps my team win pub trivia."
I have this too. A song that I haven't heard in 5 years can come on, and I know all the words. I have suppress the urge to correct my mom when she sings the words wrong.
I can name a song in three notes or less. But nothing in the last 10+ years. Though not much is real music anymore.
I can do this too! I Can listen to a song once or twice and completely memorize it. And my childhood songs I haven’t heard in years I still know by heart ❤️
I kind if thought everyone did this? I might get a lyric wrong because sometimes it is hard to understand but i have the basics down. In the 80s as a child I had a cassette that was called Weeee sing america (yes, weeee) and I could sing it verse by verse. From theres a hole in the ground and the green grass grows all around, to the boll weevil is a little black bug.
Load More Replies...I'm in my thirties and still sometimes one of the songs from my religious school comes to my mind. May it be in the shower, driving or talking to someone about something unrelated. And I need to sing it in order for it to finish (a couple times in a row). Well done, nuns, well done.
My brain was a f*****g sponge for it when I was a kid. Movie or commercial songs, even if had only heard them once, got stuck there forever.
"I have no object permanence, and it also works on people. Basically, if I don't see people often enough I just forget them."
Oh, I have this too. If I don't see a friend/family member for a few days, I just forget what they look like. I thought it was normal 😂
Oh yeah. I got the ADHD plus got a concussion a couple of years ago, so I'm here to say, it's real. For me, it's what happened to what used to be in my hand? When I let go of something, I really let it go!
Short term memory impairment. Often from physical trauma to the brain. Happened to my significant other. 💖
I have something like face blindness. I cannot describe a face I'm not directly looking at. I just can't visualise it besides "two eyes, a nose, yes, I think he had a mouth.....
Same! I think this would count as slight aphantasia though
Load More Replies...I honestly can not recognize people at work unless they're at their desk. I have been working there for over 4 years.
I see people everyday that ive "known" for years. Cant remember ever meeting them, or their names, or even enough about them to describe them to anyone else, but they seem to know me. I also cant remember how i met my best friend, and have a hard time remembering anything from about a 10 year period of my life (no heavy drinking or any drug use, no head injuries, my brain just deleted stuff)
"I used to know when the phone (land line) would ring. I would go over the phone and wait a few seconds to pick it up before it rung. My mother was baffled by it and I also didn't understand why. Hasn't happened for the past 14 years now."
Omg I never met anyone else who could do this. I would freak my friends, my grandparents, and my Mom out by telling them your phone is going to ring. I would just get a sense ofvibration like getting close to something running like a refrigerator. I was always asked what the lottery numbers would be that day.
This may not be the reason for these folks but I could sometimes do this. Long ago in a galaxy far away phones were built differently and were not solid state. Often a few seconds before it rang for real my ears would pick up the tiniest 'click' of (I think) a relay tripping before the actual bell started ringing. Thus I would know the phone was going to ring slightly before it did so but there wasn't really any superpower involved other than good hearing. But phones changed and I have not done that in decades. Just my experience, not necessarily the same for poster.
With old cellphones, my hearing aids would get a strange buzzing sound before the phone would actually ring. I used to joke the radio waves were running through them! Used to impress the heck out of people when I'd warn them and a second later their phone would go off
I remember that happening when we were listening to the radio at times too. The song would break up a little with a kind of beeping noise and the mobile would go off a few seconds later.
Load More Replies...When my brother and I were kids we used to freak out babysitters if the phone rang - one of us would dive to turn down the volume on the TV (pre remote times!) while the other would go for the phone. Before it actually rang. It used to give a little 'ping' sound before it rang, but if you weren't used to it you wouldn't even notice it.
Proliferation of cell phones caused it to stop Those towers are designed to block that power by order of the Illuminati in league with a pan-galactic federation of aliens who frequently monitor our activities from their flying observation posts. Do your research, people!! By the way, I am having a sale on aluminum foil helmets that block THEIR transmissions.
It's happened to me. Also door knocks. I have to cancel it so it doesn't happen.
I always knew before picking up if it was my mom calling. Nobody else though.
"I can always tell the correct time, within 5 minutes, without looking at a clock. I just know, ya know?"
I'm curious: Have you ever tried this while cut off from direct or indirect daylight? I have heard that the sense of time is determined by the perceived light conditions.
not the original op, but I have this too. Yes, despite the conditions, I always can tell the almost exact time. Even straight out of anesthesia.
Load More Replies...I woke up from a surgery and knew what time it was. My mom was just amazed.
"Finding 4 leaf clovers. I also have some 5 and 6 leaf ones. I just seem to have an eye for spotting the ones that don't match the pattern, and will find at least one on every country walk."
I have a mutant patch of clover in my backyard. My daughter has found 5,6 and 7 leaf clovers. We never mow that area .
There's one of these in my parents' backyard. I've been told it might be the effect of something toxic in the ground, but the area seems healthy enough
Load More Replies...I have this and so does my oldest daughter! It's weird but they are always just right there. I pick then for ppl all the time. Sometimes 5-7 in like 10 mins time. We used to save them in photo albums, but it became redundant after a month or two.
This seems to be a family trait for us - my maternal grandpa was phenomenal at finding them, my mum's pretty good too, as am I. I think my best find was a seven leaf one. Grandpa seemed to be a very lucky guy - always won great prizes in raffles and tombolas, and folk who knew him used to say he'd fall in the local stream and come out with pockets full of salmon! 😀
What's a tombola? I've never heard that before--generally curious and not being a SA.
Load More Replies...Me too. Fast. Found a 6er this week within 30 seconds of standing outside my front door. I found a 7 leaf one when I was like 16. And found a single clover by itself at a top of a dirt pile nobody noticed by I saw from a distance bc the lady bug on it. I didn't realize till I was closer that it was a lonely 4 leaf clover harboring a ladybug.
"My daughter has a parking fairy, basically she can pull into a shopping centre carpark and someone will pull out in front of her so she can park.
My mother-in-law had the same power."
Confirmation bias as well. My friend also says she can get great spots, just go to where you want to park and (almost always) she can find a great spot right up front. Brags about the ones she gets, ignore the times it didn't work
Sometimes this happens b/c most people assume that there are no free spots near destination and don't bother to look so those that do look, find a spot more often
Load More Replies...I suspect a chunk of observation goes into it. I usually scan the parking for people returning carts or walking with bags and head for their part of the parking lot Very often I arrive just in time to have a spot.
I have a "hey, come be in my way now everytime I decided to move my car" gremlin.
That's my superpower... always get a parking space usually at the entrance or in the best place
my immediate family has that blessing, too. it is not transferred by marriage.
We call this "Doris Day" parking...how in the movies there's always the perfect parking spot when the lead actor drives up.
Their brain may also be picking up on pedestrians walking in the direction of where they want to park and of cars leaving that area.
"I am a trivia savant.
'There's many things you can do with that.'
Yeah, win $20 off of bar tabs at pub trivia.
Otherwise, I never had finger dexterity to be a 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' contestant, and got third when I was on Jeopardy and won $1000.
Not bitter."
did you know that baby elephants lie down in water to drink before they learn how to use their trunks? and elephant brains react to seeing a human the same way as human brains react to seeing a puppy - they think we're cute. and and and imma stop now
Keep memorizing. Sooner or later, there'll be a reality show you can win.
My useless superpower is that I can come up with obscure facts and answers to things I don't remember learning. I've often kicked butt on Jeopardy! on categories I have no business knowing anything about. As a teenager, I often beat adults at $10,000 Pyramid. In elementary and middle school I often won competitions without trying. No one was more surprised than me when I was called out as the winner. I just seemed to come up with the right answers. The kicker is I can't call the knowledge up at will. So, my superpower is useless because it just happens randomly. I will hear a question and the answer will just pop out. About stuff my uneducated self should not know. It also works like fire on multiple choice-type tests. Apparently, if I can see the choices, I can pick the right one about 98% of the time. If I could call the knowledge up at will, I'd make a fortune. As it is, it's just a weird little quirk my brain spits out whenever it feels like it. Or not.
I'd dread being on one of the gameshows like Millionaire, because even though I know a ton of trivia I'm terrible with popular stuff. Get hit with a question about a pop song from last year and I'd be stumped.
Nickel knowledge is what one of my friends calls it. I have a lot of it too.
"I can walk into a crowd of people and it naturally disperses. Have had this since high school, told my buddies-they laughed at me, until I walked onto a dance floor and soon had a 4ft open circle around me. They became believers. To be clear, I shower daily, wash and launder my clothes weekly, practice good hygiene, etc. I literally just walk into a crowd, and it disperses. Just did it last week at my local mall—started laughing and said, 'Shoulda video’ed it for the boys.'"
No offense, but are your mannerisms perceived as you being a psycho murderer or something?
I believe you. It's an aura thing; like you can walk between the spaces between atoms. My teen daughter and I have had the opposite happen to us and it's happened so often that it's impossible to ignore. We would go into a store which was empty - by the time we're ready to leave, it'd be filled up. Or anything we told anyone else we like, the next week, the store would run out of it. If we started liking any restaurant, it would start getting crowded. We used to joke people should pay us. But it's a natural ability that even Native Americans used to have. I might also mention that animals of all kinds LOVE my daughter.
My sister and me have this reaction. Totally empty shops we visit and they get filled up with customers.
Load More Replies...Too bad you weren't at the Capitol on a certain January 6th. Could have averted a disgraceful set of events.
Why can't I have this 😭 I always end up getting squished when I'm in a crowd. Doesn't help that I have agoraphobia AND enochlophobia (+mild to moderate haphephobia)
With all three of those how do you even approach a situation that might even remotely involve a crowd?
Load More Replies...Probably not in the sense you're joking about. But it wouldn't surprise me if there was an odor that was being subconsciously detected. The old "pheromones" thing.
Load More Replies...I have this a bit, im an introvert, but it makes me feel bad tbh
Not a talent I'd like myself. People walking away from me doesn't sound like a good power to have.
Positive-Source8205 said:
"I can find the slowest checkout line at the grocery store."
Silv0r replied:
"Haha that's something we all have in common! Never change your first impulse decision. I always regret the change of a queue."
fkenthrowaway replied:
"The trick is to always go to the one with the least amount of old people. I try to approximate the average age of a line and go to the lowest."
"But that's the shortest queue!" "Yes, but look at that elderly old man. He is starved for attention and will talk the cashier's head off! Now THIS line, look - all pathetic single men. Cash only, no chitchat."
Also avoid mothers with one or more young children. Prising that packet of pasta from little Jayden-Braydon’s fingers to get it scanned, then routing through the mega sized day bag looking for the purse hiding behind the bags of trail mix and wet wipes takes forever.
Load More Replies...Check the age of the cashier. If they’re older, they might be slower. But if they’re too young they can’t ring up your alcohol
I cashiered in the 80's before and after getting barcode scanners. We used to have contests before work or after work with prizes by management to see who could check someone out fastest (pre scanners) it was 9/10 always a male cashier. No idea why. Now if I'm in a hurry, I go to a male cashier. Usually works out for me. Yeah, as a woman I kinda hate it, but it's true.
I wonder whether that's because the guy is not sorting items by type (like cold with cold, cleaning products separate to food etc) but by size. So they literally playing tetris with your shopping. I notice that more with male cashiers, the women (especially older ones) know to group groceries by type. The male ones (especially younger) tend to throw in whatever will fit.
Load More Replies...LOL. When I am in a slow moving line it is usually someone half my age texting and not unloading or moving.
Never be behind any chick with a bow in her hair. I sware they are trying to refinance their life in any queue dealing with money transactions. Specially banks, drive up tellers, fast lanes, etc.
For me a person will suddenly pop into my head and then moments later they call. Happens only with those I am closest to though.
"I can tell you exactly what episode of Golden Girls is coming on based on the first 10 seconds of the episode."
I once worked in a medical office and an episode was playing on the waiting room tv far down the hall. I told a coworker what the girls were talking about because I watch it so much and she was like, "Um, wow...that's a little scary how you just know that." I think I'm just a very dedicated fan!
Would you like us to downvote you to make it legit? 🙃
Load More Replies...Was gonna comment this myself. Hello fellow Trekkie
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vagabond1022 said:
"I can tell the day of the week of any day in the year just by knowing two things: the day of the week of January 1st, and the year's number."
Briffy03 replied:
"We all could do that easily if humanity just decided to go for a 13 month, each with exactly 28 days, all starting with a Monday and ending with a Sunday, and 1 free party day each year. All would be perfectly nice, and humanity could have a one single day off we could just celebrate 'humanity-day' on."
I remember this as being recommended as a world calendar about 70 years ago. There's also a second party day each leap year. I think it lost out because people don't like changes
I think it lost out because employers don't like paying an extra month's salaries.
Load More Replies...There’s an algorithm called the doomsday algorithm, which can tell you the day of the week of any date
I knew a guy who could remember the day of the week and date for any event that happened in his life. He said it all fit into some kind of framework in his mind and it didn't require any effort on his part.
"Making a woman love me. Plot twist: I’m gay."
I think it is because gay guys have desirable traits for women. For one, they are definitely not lusting after your body. For another, they usually treat women well without ulterior motives.
Bro, SERIOUSLY. I have a friend who's into both guys and girls, and all of us had HUGE crushes on him as kids. Flash to now, we all still talk and man I just love him so much (platonically), he's so wholesome and just a generally great person to be around.
Load More Replies...This is cool. My bestfriend when we were kids always had girls flock to him, we were so jealous. When we turned 18, he came out to our other best friend and I. Then it all made sense...
That's because a lot of women admittedly like unavailable guys. I've had it happen a lot when I was in my 20s.
No, it's because gays are safe. They don't judge you for being unattractive, you don't have to worry about 'putting thoughts into their little heads', they won't rape you, and they won't kill you for being friendzoned either.
Load More Replies...I'm cis-male & for some reason lesbians tend to get crushes on me. I tend to view lesbians as buddies, not in any sexual manner.
"Making" a woman love you? When you're gay? Sounds kind of twisted to me.....
Have you written your life story as a movie to star JLo yet?
"I swear to god almighty I can sense death. When either someone close to me, or a very well known public figure (celebrity, politician, etc) is about to die, I can feel it. I can’t explain the feeling further than a spidey sense. I know it when I feel it, and moments after I feel it, someone f*cking dies. Either naturally or in a freak accident. I know this doesn’t sound useless, but it happens so quickly that I would have no time to do anything about it, therefore, useless. Other than being an early detection system I guess."
I've never head about anyone "feeling" death, but my grandmother has dreams before the death of a family member. She dreams that our already deceased family are all wearing white and looking happy while they set a table. Once, a relative in a dream looked at her and said in surprise "you aren't supposed to be here, (relative about to die) is". Those dreams of hers always come true, without fail.
Load More Replies...This actually has to do with your heightened awareness of cues that most people have no awareness of. It seems useless in modern times, but in ancient times, you'd have been, counterintuitively, a healer. It's not "creepy", nor "crazy".
I think this is indeed what it is. I've had it a few times that, pretty much out of nowhere, I've said that someone was going to die soon, and it always happened within a day or so. In every case, it were certain aspects in the person's face that made it stand out, most often the nose area.
Load More Replies...I have a funny story about how someone at my school thought I was a witch, he had a cat and he came into class claiming it was 100 years old but he didn’t say in cat years so I without thinking asked “how’d it die?” And he got up in my face yelling “are you saying my cat should be dead?!” That day he returned home and his cat was dead, he didn’t know how it happened so naturally he blamed me and when I walked up to try and apologize for asking such a dumb question he ran off, I learnt from one of his friends why, he ended up moving schools, it appears he’s been watching too much harry potter
That happens to me. When I was 8 my grandma died. I came downstairs and just felt the energy. I just thought “Safta died” I just knew. Same thing with RBG. I just sorta knew before someone told me. I sorta feel the energy and can know when something has happened.
I really have to watch my dark humor. Never joke about anybody dying or a catastrophe. They have come true too many times. Hindus I worked with told me that I have the dark eye.
I can see death on seriously ill people. Like a pearlescent glow. It gives me te sense that they’ll be at peace when they go, but it’s unnerving as well. It’s happened 5 times now.
Confirmation bias. You are remembering all the ones you get right and ignoring the others
True, but I work in a hospital and a lot of times people who are going to die have a distinct smell. A lot of old nurses will also recognise it because they have seen so many people dying that they can associate death with certain changes in metabolism and therefore smell. I am no psychic and I luckily can’t predict if someone is going to die because of an accident. But I think sometimes people aren’t aware that they associate a sensory cue with death. I might (just a theory) say it is quite normal because we do it all the time. It’s proven that people can recognise fear in BO for example.
Load More Replies...My ability isn’t quite this extraordinary, but I have the knack to pick out “bad” people. Whenever I’m around someone and they give me the skeevies, every single time that person has turned out to be a genuinely “bad” person. It’s very difficult when you’re with a family member or a dear friend and this happens when they introduce you to a friend of theirs. How do you tell them “Watch out for that person, they’re evil” without making them mad or think you’re nuts?
I can do that as well. I think it's very extraordinary. It's a very helpful sense to have.
Load More Replies...Twice I have dreamed that someone was going to die, and they did. Once was when I was in college and had a dream that a childhood friend's dad died. I called my mother, and she said he had just passed away. Another was a friend who was in the hospital, and again I dreamed that she passed. When I arrived at the hospital the next day, she had just been pronounced, though it was not unexpected.
"I'm fantastic at killing flies and mosquitos by clapping them with my hands. Almost never miss."
My dad can roll up a towel and snap a housefly out of midair with it
Is he offering his services to the general public??
Load More Replies...My grandma would chase mosquitoes and wasps with a scissors and snip them in half. She never missed.
See I can do something similar I can just grab them out of the air
same, i can just stick out my hand and close it and catch small flies
I don’t like squashing them because I don’t like the stuff all over my hand so with mosquitoes I like to try and catch them throw them on the ground then squish them, it sounds a bit vicious but I don’t want someone else’s blood on my hands mixed with the insides of a mozzie it feels icky, but I can’t leave it alive because then it’ll bite me or someone else
I could do that as a baby - apparently I noticed that a fly can't 'fly' if it's BACK legs are rubbing each other. Gives you that split second to swat or grab them.
The trick is that they go vertically when they take flight. If you clap right above a sitting fky, it's just a question of right timing.
explosivepro said: "Ability to focus on an incredibly boring and repetitive task for hours with no incentive." Godzilla1282 replied: "Ah. An Old School Runescape player."
LOL. Died at the RuneScape comment. Yes. I mined iron to raise mining level. Oh man, the hours that went into that game...
"I've never really told anyone this before, but I think I remember being born. I've had these 'memories' my whole life. I'm in a completely enclosed space, with the space touching my skin and whole body, but not claustrophobic. Then there are moments where it's smooth, and then all... crunched up? Like a smooth piece of aluminum foil, then it's all wrinkled, then smooth again. It's dark, but also my eyes aren't open or closed. Sometimes I'll get this memory when I'm falling asleep. I can't think of anything else it could be."
You could have H-SAM? (for clarification, I don't know if this is a legitimate disease. Google says it is, but Google also says that that pimple on my forehead is a symptom of severe oral cancer.)
Please visit a proper doctor before any Google diagnosis or Google treatment. It is never 100% accurate.
Load More Replies...This is extraordinary for sure and should be upper in the list. I remember recurring nightmares I had when I was 3-4 y.o. and other stuff that happened to me around that age. But, for the life of me, I can't remember why I went into the kitchen or if I took my vitamins.
I had several recurring dreams/nightmares from when I was little.
Load More Replies...I lived in north Dakota 2 years. I was born there and moved before 3. I definitely remember several things from 1&2. Not a lot. But how the city lights reflected off the clouds make the sky look red. I vividly remember being anxious about it feeling like the world could end. I remember crying in bed another time about the Jesus decoration and my mom came in and I told her I didn't want her to die like Jesus and everyone else does. She told me it wouldn't be for a very long time and sat with me till I fell asleep. I remember walking into my parents closet and looked up at the shelf and saw all my dad's masks of like walfman and yetti. I thought they were heads. The smell of masks makes me think of severed heads to this day. Hate that smell. Like hot topic and spencers in the mall smell. Walk in and instant severed heads thoughts pop up. I remember walking in the snow to go pick up my dad's 69 Camero he needed to tow home and sat in the car listening to the sleet hit the roof. Relax
Some kids do remember. I'll keep this short but - professional friend - working with a depressed boy - finds out reason for depression is missing his brother who died - talks to parents - who FREAK. Boy was a twin but his brother died in womb / at birth (I forget which) and they NEVER told the boy, had any pictures, ever talked about it. But somehow the boy had memories of his brother from in the womb. I can't explain that but a sort of similar situation came up another time as well.
I've read that twins just "know" that there's another part of themselves somewhere, especially for twins who were adopted to different families.
Load More Replies...Me too….being very squeezed, feeling claustrophobic and looking at a think pink wall where I need to push through in order to breathe. Also remember being in a crib and being too small to sit up by myself. My mother would put me on the floor with pillows behind me and I would watch tv.
I know the feeling. I had memories that my mom and dad could NOT believe when I told them. I also used to see people's halos as a child. I thought everyone did.
I find it so hard to process the fact people can remember things from their childhood. I don't remember anything before about 10.. I know things have happened but they are not 'true memories', I know because I've been told or seen pictures, I can't recall anything myself. I'm starting to feel like maybe I'm the odd one out?
My husband is like this too. He always says he wishes that he could but doesn't really remember anything from his childhood.
Load More Replies...Most people that believe that they have memories from before they were 2 or 3 have false memories, based o stories and old photos. Except in very rare cases, people do not remember most of what they said or did on a particular day, and the longer that passes, the less they remember. The memories from before 2 are almost always false memories based on stories that the parents or others forgot that they told. Those dreams sound like somebody hiding under a blanket, and possibly cuddled up to a parent. The memories of dreams are even less reliable than memories of actual events.
I'm wondering how many people downvoting have taken a psyc class. I can literally change the whole person at the front desk you're talking to when you look away and you won't actually notice. And not like, now they have a hat on, but drastically different age, sex, skin colour... People should look up why eyewitness testimony is so unreliable. We think memories are static, solid things but they're just not!
Load More Replies...I have this experience as well. I almost died at birth. I remember darkness like you are describing and then a lot of action.
One_Eyed_Kitten said: "I can move through time, but only into the future and only 1 second at a time." Ok-Disk-2191 replied: "I can do this also, but I've learnt that if you drink alcohol it can slow or speed time down or up."
Back in high school, I perfected a technique to make time flow way slower perceptually. I closed my eyes and basically overclocked my brain. Fitting 3 hours' worth of imagination into the last 20 minutes of lunch was a favorite. Sadly my self-temporal perception abilities are not quite what they used to be...
To truly experience time dilation, get kicked in the balls (only guaranteed for males, sorry)
"I can remember and draw the floor plan of every place I’ve lived since the house I lived in until I was four years old. I can do this for the many different apartments I lived in for several years after college and could probably draw the floor plans for most of my friends’ houses and many of the houses I have looked at when house hunting."
I remember all 18 places I've lived in, every home that I've visited and the motel/hotel rooms I've stayed in. I thought that was normal. (Yes, I've actually lived in 18 places. I moved alot when I was younger. Lol!)
lived in 19...longest in 1 place 13 years..currently 56 and hoping not to move again
Load More Replies...Oh, I can do that one too. I even drew new house plans mixing different ones from other houses where I lived or just visited...
Are you in Architecture? You should be. At the very least, Urban Planning, or Home DESIGN.
I can do this too. Have a ‘visual memory.’ Yet on the other hand I often walk into a room of our house forgetting what it was I intended to do! Or, I begin a project in a room, realize I need something from another room, walk into that room and begin working on another project. On the days that I have the time to be able to do this I specifically stop at a certain time to go reorganize everything I’ve pulled out.
I thought everyone could do this ... I remember every place from about age 3! 9 places ...
OH MY GOD SAME!!!! I thought I was the only one. This is amazing, I'm not crazy lol.
Okay, that's weird. I just did this in my head and so can I. Mostly. One place I know I lived is drawing a partial blank. I say weird because I can't remember most of my friends / my childhood etc - but I could draw a basic floor plan of the places I've lived. Weird what sticks and what does not.
"Wrapping presents."
I suck at that. So I just stick gifts in bags with tissue paper and be done with it.
I knew an old lady who could wrap an entire present without using a single piece of sticky tape. It was all in the folding and tucking. I wish I'd asked her to teach me her secret before she passed away.
Same, never even was taught. Made my wife happy at first but now it infuriates her lol
"I fix tech just by being there. I've lost count of the amount of times my wife/kids/students where I teach will shout 'it doesn't work', to which I walk over, inevitably causing whatever didn't work to start working again. Spoiler: I just make sure they were doing what they wanted to do properly and make them read any error messages."
Ah ah. I do the opposite. My computer crashed so many times at work, the guys didn't know what to do anymore because rebooting was not a great option (it didn't work). The first time, they said I was typing too fast for the computer so they changed it. LOL. Then again and again, like every 2-3 months. They were really happy when I retired.
Me, too. I can't tell you how many times I'll be at the doctor's office, and hear, "my computer just went down", "sorry, the computer isn't cooperating", or "let's go to another terminal and see if that works". I'm computer kryptonite.
Load More Replies...I work tech support, and this is about 80% of what happens while troubleshooting. And yes, slowing down and seeing what the error actual says is a part of it.
My coworker this morning: “I can’t get this Excel sheet to let me type things???” I clicked “enable editing” when she wasnt paying attention and now she thinks I’m a wizard 😎
Load More Replies...I have this gift, too. But all I have to do is stand there while they try it one more time to show me it doesn’t work. Without me saying anything, it suddenly works. At one place I worked, I carried a walkie and people would call me to come and stand by them. It happens A LOT, but it’s probably because people pay attention to what they’re doing more when someone is standing there.
My husband does this. It's frustrating at home when I try to do something and it doesn't work. I'll try several different things then ask my husband. He comes and stands behind me and say what's wrong? I'll say it doesn't work when I do this! Then it will work.
There are people where I work who difenitely have the opposite effect on technology. A few of our cashiers always have problems with the registers. I wish I could figure out what they are doing so they could stop doing it...
Yep, I'm one of those people who has an invisible tech gremlin follow me around and jump into whatever I'm trying to use. Fortunately my bestie is one of those who can just look at it with crossed arms and it starts behaving again 😅
Load More Replies...My brother, somehow every time he touches a computer or any device, it glitches or stops working pretty soon. That’s how I got control of the tv when we’re watching together.
"Being able to work continuously to the point where my perception of time might make 8 hours seem like 30 minutes AND I get my work done to clock out on time."
I agree. And I believe basically everyone can do this – although maybe only up to a certain level.
Load More Replies...That is probably one of the best I've heard. You must not get bored while doing it.
I think a lot of highly intelligent people are able to focus for long periods. I have an Uncle who is an amazing engineer who will work all day and forget to eat
Sometimes people with ADHD have this type of hyper focus. Super handy... when it works but not something I could switch on and off.
"I can move my ears on command."
When I was little, I read a book called "The Girl with the Silver Eyes" about a little girl who had telekinesis. It mentioned several times how she would push up her glasses without touching them, which, as a seven-year-old glasses wearer, I thought was really cool - so I set about trying to teach myself how to do it! (This is going somewhere, I promise! LOL!) I would sit and concentrate and concentrate, straining every muscle in my lil head and...gasp! Eventually, over a length of time that I can't remember because it was 40 years ago, I realized I could move my glasses a little bit! I was SO STOKED!! I WAS GONNA BE TELEKINETIC! This, Pandas, is how I taught myself to wiggle my ears!
i can wiggle my ears. figured it out when i got my first pair of glasses. they hooked around my ears closely enough that by pulling my ears back, i could pull my glasses back up my nose if they slipped. i can still wiggle my ears now but it's less useful as my glasses don't fit as tightly anymore.
I never thought of doing that with my ears, I always did it with my nose and making a funny face 😂
Load More Replies...I can wiggle my left ear by itself, without my right ear moving at all. If I try REALLY hard I can wiggle both at the same time, but the right one doesn't move nearly as much as the left.
i have this weird thing that i can kind of move my shoulder out of its joint, with minimal movement of my scapula. i can also do some other really weird things.
I moved mine as soon as I read this. It's worked as a party trick for the little people (children) at kids parties
"I'm pretty good at minimizing crumbs whilst eating a crumbly cookie."
I'm the exact opposite. I could make a mess with goddamn dry cereal. 😭
This needs to be taught to my sister. We call her the Crumby-monster as she only has to look at something and get crumbs everywhere!
I'm pretty good at maximizing crumbs whilst eating a non-crumbly cookie
NO, that’s not possible! This will go down in the annals of time as a truly astounding event.
seratoninsgone said: "If I drop something by accident, I always somehow make the right decision to either move my foot out of the way or try and catch it with my foot." Silv0r replied: "The things I SHOULD catch (eggs, babies, you name it) I miss and fail badly. But things I should just let go (a 20 kg server, knife, mother-in-law), I always try to catch, haha."
Tell me about it. I once caught a chef knife behind my knee cap. Woke up in a big red puddle
Load More Replies...One time I was sitting on a table at school, and my friend dropped his bluetooth speaker. I caught it between my shoes!
8 have amazing reflexes. I'm a nanny and catch babies all the time.once a pool ball accidentally flew off the pool table towards me and I caught it. It's a superpower!
I catch everything too, I grabbed a burning log, I fear that I will try an catch the iron if I knock it over
"My useless super power is being double jointed in my ankles to the point I can turn both my feet around facing backwards. I was given the nickname crazy legs by a few of my classmates in high school. Its useless cuz not only does it freak people out, sometimes scaring off the more faint of heart but i stopped doing it entirely because the older I get it becomes a bit mire painful when I do it though I'm still definitely able to do pull it off. Most people my age aren't impressed and honestly in hindsight teenagers are impresses by dumb crap like what I'm able to do. Adult life isn't about impressing anyone but yourself or potential employers. More importantly life isn't a popularity contest."
Oh! My ring finger is double jointed! At that middle joint, it bends a little too much to the wrong way to be normal.
My arms are. I can grab the back of my skull with my elbow level with my waist. Can't get arm locked lol
Load More Replies...I am not that impressively double-jointed, but I am hypermobile in a lot of places and I can do it without pain (some I've always been able to do, some more recent), but basically every single doctor I've ever seen has told me (paraphrasing) FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP DOING THAT (joking, they were more polite but the message remains the same, stop doing that)
Life ISN'T a popularity contest, it's an HONESTY endurance test. It's easy to tell who's given up on that one.
I have the odd ability to detect whether an actor playing a (sober) role is deep in the throws of addiction. I worked in the field (not very long) & it was deeply surreal when Cory Monteith was on is final season of Glee and I was all "is he SUPPOSED to be playing a guy who's high and hiding it?" and no one else good sense it.
"I can listen to two conversations at once."
I can ignore as many simultaneous conversations as my interest level requires.
I once listened to two people talking at once while I was psychotic. I imaginally placed each string of words into its own separate space, and I was able to process them separately at the same time that way.
I can listen in a special way where I can repeat in my mind synchronously text another one is saying. Even if it is in another language I don't speak. I can mouth it at the same time too. As soon as I add voice and say it out loud my consentration on listening breaks and I can't hear the words well enough to repeat.
Fair_Ad1512 said: "I can grab stuff with my feet. Even chopsticks!" Silv0r replied: "But can you eat sushi with the chopsticks you're holding with your feet? Would love to hear your results haha."
Oh I can do this I can even write with my feet and fun bonus trivia I am right handed but also right footed
I am perplexed as to how you can do this but impressed at the same time XD
Load More Replies...I can write with both hands but never thought it was special. Right-handed mostly but can switch between and often do for chores and tasks. My feet are absolutely useless though. 🦶
WHY CAN I DO MOST OF THESE THINGS?? -yes, i know i'm a mushroom. But in real life, yes.-
I taught myself toe dexterity as a teen, mostly so I could plug in a power strip behind a bed without having to move it. Still comes in handy when picking up laundry!
"I'm an ear rumbler. If I hear something I don't like I can make a thunder sound in my ear holes."
I can also rumble my ears but it ends up making me look very high when I do it
I can rumble my ears too, but my face doesn't change. It's a lot harder to do while smiling though
Load More Replies...I thought everyone could do this until I read about it. Asked my family and none of them could do it.
This is the ability to manually flex your tensor tympani muscle inside your ear. We developed this muscle to protect our ears from loud, low-frequency sounds like thunder. I compare the sound to the “background ship rumble” of Star Trek ships, the sound of the engines and reactor and life support. You and I are in a very special and extremely rare group of people according to the National Institute of Health!
I CAN DO THAT TOO! Whenever I don’t want to listen to something I just do it
I can make a crackly sound and sometimes make them pop at high altitudes
Hamburrgergirl said: "I have accurately predicted two deaths and a birth hours before they happened. Not the craziest thing but just kind of weird." Silv0r replied: "Yeah that's kinda scary! So please don't tell me when I'll die or get a child. I bet you have a small black note book. Is your real name Light Yagami?"
It's not at all difficult to accurately predict two deaths if you are a serial killer. Just sayin'
Just a reminder it’s after 3 deaths one becomes a serial killer……
Load More Replies...Could you please predict mine? I would like to use my PTO before I lose it.
i had a dream of my mom getting sick and dying, 5 years later...it happened
I have predicted my sisters birth while my mother was only two weeks pregnant, in a DREAM, and my grandfathers death.
Oh God my dad does this. He got on a train, heard another passenger cough (a very normal cough, not a hacking death cough) and immediately thought he was going to die. He died about 20 minutes later.
"I can elicit an angry response from my wife without trying."
Sometimes it's called merely breathing, lol.
Load More Replies...Why is everyone assuming it's the husband's fault? Firstly, there are a lot of people who are s****y just because. And 2. We don't even know the gender of the partner. Could be a lesbian couple for all we know.
This actually happened to me, my wife got angry with me anytime or anywhere. It became so much, people we knew would notice and talk about it. It was sooo strange because we had been so close in the past and really I was doing nothing wrong. I almost asked for a divorce - after 35 years! But, I just couldn't do it after all we had been through. I thought (hoped) it was a phase. She passed away not long after she was diagnosed with ALS: she must have had it for years. After she passed, I found out from the ALS Society, that anger like she displayed is one of the symptoms of the disease, esp like in her case when it is undiagnosed with the recipient of the anger usually being the one closest to them. I felt guilty about the divorce thing, but now so glad I didn't follow through. It's been over five years now and I still miss her like it was yesterday. So, maybe there is a lesson here somewhere.
Of course you can. Are you stupid? You are married. All you have to do is start speaking. The only super power here is the ability to dodge whatever it is she'll throw at you.
CailenBelmont said: "I can pee in my dream without wetting myself." Silv0r replied: "I can't even do it awake. If I'm thinking about peeing it will just start with the flow... can't stop. Won't stop. Scene from Scary Movie 2 comes in my head"
I am the opposite. I can NOT pee in a dream. A couple of times it even evolved into lucid dreaming. Very real (to my brain) scenario of me trying to pee and nothing will come out. After a bit of that my brain goes, "Oh, you can't pee, even though you have no trouble peeing, so this is a dream and the body is preventing us from wetting the bed". And not too long after that I'd wake up and go pee for real in the bathroom because those dreams seem to be spawned by a physical need to actually go pee.
I hate it when I have to pee in my dream. I just run around looking for a bathroom and they are either occupied or broke. This goes on for a while until I wake up
Couple of weeks back I got up to pee, but I wasn't convinced I wasn't dreaming. Really not a fun time
If I have to pee in real life, my dream will always be that I'm desperately looking for a bathroom. It goes on like that until I wake up and run to the toilet. My subconscious really doesn't like a full bladder! :)
Heh. Last week I woke up to a running water sound and got up to investigate, found that the shower was running, but also the shower head was at the wrong end. Ah ha, I'm still dreaming, good to know because I was about to go pee while I'm in here. Dammit, now I'm lucid and can do anything, but I'm going to have to wake up and go pee..
Real-Life-CSI-Guy said: "I can predict the future, but only when I’m joking about the prediction (like it has to be a joke where I’m not even thinking about it might be true, I can’t make a joke to try and manifest the future.)" Silv0r replied: "So let me get this straight... you can only predict the future when you're joking about it, and not even intentionally trying to make the prediction come true. That's like saying you're a superhero, but you only have powers when you're not trying to use them. Talk about a useless talent man, haha! You're awesome."
Imagine he was like ‘lol how crazy would it be if a virus struck earth so bad we have a lockdown’ Edit: yes I know that the lockdown happened a while ago
I have dreams that can fortell the future… they are never exact but always very close. They usually happen within two days
For a period of about 4 or 5 months, back in 2005, this started happening to me! If I made a sarcastic joke about something, it would happen, or turn out to be true. It was weird. The "ability" departed as mysteriously as it showed up.
The desire to be enlightened is the greatest obstacle to enlightenment.
“I will magically find 200 million dollars on the ground tomorrow, I will magically find 200 million dollars on the ground tomorrow, I will magically find 200 million dollars on the ground tomorrow…”
Haha imagine if you died in a fire when you went to your aunts A week later : what the actual fu-
"I can stop hiccups whenever I can with enough concentration."
I "will" my hiccups away.. it works 100% of the time. Its never not worked!!..
I generally only get a "hic" very rarely a full hiccup. And it comes out with me actually saying "hic" aloud.
The next time you are with someone who says they have the hiccups ask them to prove it. They won't be able to and their hiccups will stop. It's freaky how well it works. Cured my own hiccups once by asking myself to prove it!
The best cure for hiccups is one spoonful of vinegar. Trust me, it works instantly
I wish I could do this. I used to get hiccups a lot in school. Tried holding my breath etc but even when I thought they had stopped, they would start again.
"I can touch the cavity behind the uvula with the tip of my tongue. It's only useful to more easily determine if I'm sick, as when I'm sick, that part feels more tender/inflamed."
guys, believe it or not, i can make my LIPS, MYY FRICKING LIPS, touch my nose! WITH EASE! also, i can lick my elbow... and turn into a "pretzel" as everyone nicknamed the... umm... "pose". also, i can squeeze a sneeze inside and then blow a small object away with my nose air-no-longer-snot-blast. and more. be afraid of me.
That's Craaaaaazy. You're Livin on the Edge, Dude. That fills me with Sweet Emotion.
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"My husband can build a perfect snowman in Animal Crossing every time. No tricks or guides, he just knows."
"There is an 'adult store' on the way to my in laws and my SO and I always guess how many cars will be in the parking lot. I am almost always right or one off. It’s uncanny."
Accurate predictions after repeated observations is not remarkable.
"I'm unable to spill grape juice. Like, I literally dropped a whole damn glass of it on a white carpet once and it all stayed in that damn glass."
I’m unable to spill grape juice also…by never having it in my possession
"You know that scene in Big Bang Theory where it's all Sheldon's personalities in his head having a meeting. Instead of that every role I've ever played (dnd character, role in a musical, etc.), it is permanently stuck in my head. Sometimes, I go into a British accent just because I've played a British character."
I can do this too. It's a fun trick, yet a curse while trying to have a normal conversation.
I do something similar but they are different thoughts I have, like dark thoughts, happy thoughts, and chaotic thoughts... each has a gender and a different narrative
YES oh god i just read that out loud in a British accent (may help i'm half British)
"I've trained myself to see into the third dimension. It's 'useless' because everybody who isn't missing an eye can do it naturally."
That's actually kinda cool given (I assume) your missing an eye or something
"In war fighting games I know the perfect angle to shot planes down without missing a single shot."
that is actually very unique. most people have to use the guides on the scope and stuff.
Load More Replies..."I can tell when a dog needs to poop. This includes dogs other than my own, and I can call it anywhere from a few seconds before the deed all the way up to a few minutes. It’s a blessing, and a curse."
"I have a astounding lazy eye I can use to stare to people in the eyes at once."
"I somehow can remember random things about celebrities. I'm not particularly interested in celebrities, and it's rare that I look up anything about them. Yet somehow just random details I see on like the cover of a magazine in the checkout line of the grocery store, or something I overhear at a bar, I'll remember for years, but only about this one specific niche topic, so it's not like a real eidetic memory. People tend to think I'm super into pop culture as a result of this random knowledge all the time. Completely useless."
It actually makes me angry how much I know about the Kardashians, the Royal family, etc. They add absolutely nothing to society, I've never watched their show, why do I know all there names and marriage situations ?
I do this, too. I am very knowledgeable about old movies and the stars because I always watched those movies with my dad when I was growing up. People knew I liked movies and would by me Hollywood trivia (gossip) books and I just hold onto that info without trying. But can I remember more useful, intellectual info or why I entered a room? Nope. It makes me feel kind of shallow because who cares and where does it get me? And I know way more about the Royals than any American should…SMH.
"I'm colourblind, so I can see all things in a different perspective than others. But I'm the only one so..."
Me and my friends also think about that, I’m colourblind but they aren’t but we don’t know if we see blue the same, like we could all see blue a different way and never know.
Load More Replies...My son is colorblind. He can also find 4-leaf clovers easily. I think the two things are related.
"My wife calls me captain hindsight because I'm always there for a 'you didn't wanna do that, you should've done this' moment."
Yup - that's how you get wife assaulted. Again - NOT a super power.
"I can't control it, but sometimes when I'm holding something in my hand and I stop paying attention to it the object will teleport somewhere within 10 feet of me. It can be right next to me, inside something I haven't touched in 3 years, or anywhere in between."
I mean objects don't seem to obey physics sometimes around me, but I think that's more due to me bumping into them and not noticing it until the object has moved...
"Every time I go downstairs something nsfw is on the TV, could be a horror movie or the other kind of nsfw, no matter what, its every time."
My mother always chooses movies or TV shows to play in the background that have semi-explicit scenes when guests are coming over. Bonus power: the scene always starts either when the guests are entering the room or we're just about to eat.
n = not s= safe f= for w= work. not safe for work. nudity. inappropriate for kids.
Load More Replies...NSFW means Not Suitable For Work. By "the other kind," they probably meant porn.
Load More Replies...Your children will hate/admire you for this. My mom had the same power.
i have perfect pitch and it’s really weird but i can read sheet music like a book, can hear it in my head just by looking at it even if i’ve never heard it
My mom could do that too. There are a lot of musicians who can.
Load More Replies...I can still smell cooked scallops in the house even after a week or so since they have been cooked. No one else in my family can. (I think I am hypersensitive to whatever chemical it has) I hate it, and it smells terrible. It is very pungent the whole time.
1. I can smell/sense pregnancy and also the ending of it (miscarriage, or birth). 2. I can go though the dirtiest paths and my shoes will still be clean.
Do you work in healthcare? My grandma was able to tell someone was pregnant before they knew themselves. She was a nurse for 24 years.
Load More Replies...When I’m looking at an aerial photo of river systems or craters (e.g., craters on the moon or Mars) or of a footprint in damp sand, I immediately see it the wrong way around, so coming up rather than being a depression. I don’t mean I can go back and forth, I mean my brain sees it the wrong way. If I really try I can *usually* convince my brain to see it the right way but not always and, even when I do, I lose it really quickly.
I have a freakish sense of smell. I can tell the weather, season, some people by smell, and I’m a super taster. Also, I’m turning into one of those little old ladies that can tell the weather with her knees because every time there’s an atmospheric pressure change I get a little arthritis flare.
I can take my socks off and roll them into a ball with my toes. The evidence shows that I do it in my sleep just as well as I do when still awake.
Locator gift. Husband or kids misplace anything, I know where it is. And not because I put it there.
That must be a mom thing! My mom has it, and surprisingly, even with my ADD and very poor history of finding things, I have had it ever since I became a mom (well maybe after post-partum mental fog..)
Load More Replies...I can, without fail, choose the locker in the gym that is closest to the only person needing their locker at the same time as me. In other words, I can walk into an empty locker room at the start of my workout, find the locker farthest from any other locked locker, and when I return to the locker room after working out, there will be exactly one other person in the locker room, and they will be blocking access to my locker.
Can remember so many patients I have looked after over 38 years of nursing. All the way back to being a patient care aid in a chronic care hospital. Name, what was wrong with them, what room they were in, particulars of so many events. As I moved on to nursing school, same thing. To this very day. 53 years later. It used to freak out my coworkers. Sometimes I could even remember significant changes in blood pressure, right down to the numbers. I can remember one of my patient’s (a critically ill one) lab work from 30 years ago. Only problem would be is if I was on the stand in a coroner’s case, there’s no way I wouldn’t remember.
I can 1:: read upside down,2:read backwards, 3: throw my voice, 4: tell if you are a bad person within 5 minutes.
i have perfect pitch and it’s really weird but i can read sheet music like a book, can hear it in my head just by looking at it even if i’ve never heard it
My mom could do that too. There are a lot of musicians who can.
Load More Replies...I can still smell cooked scallops in the house even after a week or so since they have been cooked. No one else in my family can. (I think I am hypersensitive to whatever chemical it has) I hate it, and it smells terrible. It is very pungent the whole time.
1. I can smell/sense pregnancy and also the ending of it (miscarriage, or birth). 2. I can go though the dirtiest paths and my shoes will still be clean.
Do you work in healthcare? My grandma was able to tell someone was pregnant before they knew themselves. She was a nurse for 24 years.
Load More Replies...When I’m looking at an aerial photo of river systems or craters (e.g., craters on the moon or Mars) or of a footprint in damp sand, I immediately see it the wrong way around, so coming up rather than being a depression. I don’t mean I can go back and forth, I mean my brain sees it the wrong way. If I really try I can *usually* convince my brain to see it the right way but not always and, even when I do, I lose it really quickly.
I have a freakish sense of smell. I can tell the weather, season, some people by smell, and I’m a super taster. Also, I’m turning into one of those little old ladies that can tell the weather with her knees because every time there’s an atmospheric pressure change I get a little arthritis flare.
I can take my socks off and roll them into a ball with my toes. The evidence shows that I do it in my sleep just as well as I do when still awake.
Locator gift. Husband or kids misplace anything, I know where it is. And not because I put it there.
That must be a mom thing! My mom has it, and surprisingly, even with my ADD and very poor history of finding things, I have had it ever since I became a mom (well maybe after post-partum mental fog..)
Load More Replies...I can, without fail, choose the locker in the gym that is closest to the only person needing their locker at the same time as me. In other words, I can walk into an empty locker room at the start of my workout, find the locker farthest from any other locked locker, and when I return to the locker room after working out, there will be exactly one other person in the locker room, and they will be blocking access to my locker.
Can remember so many patients I have looked after over 38 years of nursing. All the way back to being a patient care aid in a chronic care hospital. Name, what was wrong with them, what room they were in, particulars of so many events. As I moved on to nursing school, same thing. To this very day. 53 years later. It used to freak out my coworkers. Sometimes I could even remember significant changes in blood pressure, right down to the numbers. I can remember one of my patient’s (a critically ill one) lab work from 30 years ago. Only problem would be is if I was on the stand in a coroner’s case, there’s no way I wouldn’t remember.
I can 1:: read upside down,2:read backwards, 3: throw my voice, 4: tell if you are a bad person within 5 minutes.
