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In a world where superheroes dominate the box office and graphic novels line our bookshelves, we often daydream about what it would be like to possess extraordinary powers. We’ve all imagined flying like Superman, wielding Thor’s mighty hammer, or becoming invisible to avoid those uncomfortable everyday situations. But what if we told you that there’s a whole range of, let’s say, unconventional superpowers that exist in the real world but never make the cut? The ones that won’t save the planet but might earn you a few laughs or raised eyebrows? Well, my fellow superhumans-in-waiting, this blog post is all about that.

We spent more time than we should have reading this thread where people revealed their useless superpowers, no matter how silly or freaking cool they may be. We collected the best responses and compiled a list of superpowers that are equal parts quirky and comical, showcasing the unique abilities and strange talents that make some humans wonderfully weird. From an uncanny ability to predict time with scary precision to a strong sense of hearing that allows you to listen to two conversations at a time, these unusual skills may not be on par with the X-Men. Still, they’re sure to make these people the talk of the town… or at least of their group of friends.

In an era that celebrates superhumans as deities, it’s time to give the limelight to the underdogs and their peculiar powers. We scoured all corners of the thread to find the most amusing and captivating superpower confessions. So, strap on your metaphorical capes and get ready to discover a treasure trove of hilariously useless abilities that may not save the world but will undoubtedly make it a more interesting place. From the bizarre to the downright side-splitting, this list of superpowers will remind you that sometimes, being ordinary is truly extraordinary.

#1

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can read really fast, hard to prove to people though and if I get into a real flow people just think I'm flicking through a book too quick and don't believe me. I read so fast that if I read out loud I trip over the words on the page, I'm reading them in my head faster than saying them so I'm always a few words behind. In my head though yeah it just flows like water."

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fair_weather_rose
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this too. Then it's annoying when I have to read something out loud because people think I can't read correctly

GenXandEarnedItAll
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this weird ability to remember exactly where on a page a certain sentence or passage is when I'm having a conversation with someone or need to prove my point.

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I prefer to read a news story rather than watch an announcer tell it. It's also why I get annoyed at long YouTube intros...just get to the point already!

PolymathNecromancer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! I absolutely hate tutorials and would gladly have service manuals and written instructions; slogging through someone's narrative is torturous

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Lisa H
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can read upside down almost as fast as right side up.

Mason Kronol
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After over 20 years my husband still forgets I can do this and thinks I'm bragging. No, I'm trying to help you and my elderly mom read your menus because you both have terrible vision. The waitress shouldn't have to tell you that your food comes with two sides and repeat the salad dressings when your thumb is next to them.

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Panda Kicki
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Block reading? You can learn that and it is very useful when studying. You dont follow each line, bit look at whole chunks of the text.

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that :D it’s fun because I get all the plot and interesting stuff but every time I re read I notice a new little detail

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Nayla Kanaan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me I still remember when I was about 7 years old my dad was reading me a book and I said I could read it faster and he was like no you cant so we both read the same page and said when we were finished I won but I also cant read out loud since this combined with the fact that I stutter when I get anxious makes for a terrible combo so pros and cons

LH25
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a teacher test my comprehension in 7th grade because she didn't believe I could read as fast as I do. I showed I was comprehending what I read, and she was great at recommending books she thought I'd like.

LadyJaye
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! when I was young I used to hate people rading to me beacause it annoyed me that I could go faster. and I never liked those read along things either

Niall Mac Iomera
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't everyone read faster than they can speak?

Majungasaurus
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No! My lil bro is dyslexic and he certainly cannot.

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    #2

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Cats love me. I've had cats come running out of side streets and houses just to say hello and get some scritches. Outdoor cats who have never interacted with me before let me pick them up, and if my partner wasn't allergic I would have adopted an army of strays who just followed me home by now. And it's actually not completely useless - I work as a cat sitter."

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol just this lady walking down the street with an army of cats marching behind her with little helmets

    Aisling Raye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this "super power" too. It used to really pissoff my ex because whenever we'd go on a walk, we'd have to stop so many times for kitties that it would take twice as long to get home. His family was very confused when we were at Lego land a few year back and a cat came running down a hill to for cuddles in the middle of the theme park. Ex just rolled his eyes and said that it's a normal thing and to just me ignore me and keep walking. So glad I'm away from that dude, and so glad I get to have cats of my own now :)

    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does that cat have huge paws 😻

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just noticed that and scrolled down to see if anyone beat me to it :-) I thought to myself, "Holy sh*t that cat has some MITTS"

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    DragonflyGreen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! My ex-husband said once "How do you do that? How do cats find you every single time we take a walk?" Which was almost every evening.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to be dogs for me. A number of times over the years I've heard some version of, "I can't believe they are letting you pet them". And one lady seemed concerned I knocked on her front door because I guess her 'guard dogs' were supposed to stop me but they enjoyed their scritches. It's not every dog in the world of course but in general it's a thing. My rationalization for this is I have no fear of them and I think they can somehow smell that. That's just a guess though. And of course I am kind to them.

    Mason Kronol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats, dogs, birds, squirrels...yeah they know if you're a threat. I have a whole zoo of wild animals that listen to me and my husband just can't understand it. He likes animals but gets nervous around unfamiliars because his mom was neurotic about animals. I have pics of me standing 20 feet from black beers as a toddler because my parents were outdoors people. Ok, bears but I'm sure I was near some beers too so I'm not going to correct that.

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    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds to me like your boyfriend is a dog who needs a new home.

    Cami
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you suggesting she dump him over.. an allergy? That's really weird.

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    Meowmeow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm jealous! I love every single cat in existence and they can sense it from afar 😅 I swear I wouldn't squeeze them against their will, but they know I want to and that's a no from quite a few 😅

    Ruth Harper
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me. With both cats and dogs. They just come up to me, rub on me, want attention from me, jump right up on my lap even if we just met. That's how I got my kitty, who was abused in her previous home. She came right up to me when I got there and let me know I was hers now. I also volunteer at a local shelter, sitting with and socializing cats.

    Spittnimage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a useless super power, that's a great super power!

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    #3

    OB1KENOB said: "I can remember things I did when I was 8 months old." -Roast-Toast- replied: "I can forget things I did 8 minutes ago."

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    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you actually remember the incident, or do you have a false memory because someone told you about it a long time ago? I "remember" watching the moon landing on TV when I was 3. But I'm not sure if I watched it, or if I made a memory after seeing a picture of the moon landing on TV that my parents took.

    Ren Karlej
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three is definitely possible. A lot where people claim memories from much younger is far more likely to be fictional memory: https://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/releases/many-peoples-earliest-memories-may-be-fictional.html

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    Yvette Desmarais
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.

    Wilder Bourdaghs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can forget things I did 8 SECONDS ago

    Jocie (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the second one and it is worse than useless: it's VERY inconvenient

    Seamus Crumley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the feeling. When I'm half way on the staircase, I have to stop and ask myself 'Was I going up or down?'

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather envy people who can remember their childhood. I can remember pieces of mine going back to a couple when I was maybe 3 or 4. But when I add up the memories they account for only a tiny fraction of my childhood years.

    guyx23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call bs on this one. Researches show that the earliest memories people have are from about 3 years of age.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very doubtful on that claim.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not remember anything from when you were eight months old.

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    #4

    TorchFlower said: "My daughter says she can choose what she is going to dream about every night. She describes it as having a few scenes to choose from and she picks one. She was amazed that nobody else in the family could do this. She thought it was normal." Silv0r replied: "Wow, this is the best superpower and anything but useless! I'm very envious and super happy for your daughter too! It's called lucid dreaming and I've been trying to do that all my life. She needs to hold on to it! It is a gift. I have only lucid dreamed 1-2 times in my whole life where I could control it like a director."

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t lucid dream. I tried to do it but the whole world shattered around me and I woke up

    meowi.anne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a skill you can teach yourself. I taught myself how to do it when I was a teenager. It just takes practice like everything else.

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've re-dreamed dreams? Like I know what's about to happen and alter things. Does that count?

    Sergio Bicerra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream where king kong was chasing me in a post apocaliptic city, abandoned buildings and all, and went upstairs and he ripped the cealing off and i woke up, then proceeded to sleep again and had athe same dream but I was concious about what will happen, so instead of going up the building i went to the basement, he then proceeded to rip the cealing off and woke up again.

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    Jk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard lucid dreaming makes sleep less effective, so you either sleep longer, or are more tired when your wake up

    Shane G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lucid dreamer I must say I believe this. However as someone who used to have terrible nightmares all the time, I'd rather be tired because I was in control of the dream rather than it being in control of me.

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I often had these types of dreams, where i could pick a scene. That changed a bit and now I usually know when I'm dreaming, which is very useful when I don't like something that happened in it

    Majungasaurus
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m jealous. I had a dream the other night that all deer had the same kind of coat colouring as cats, and I was hanging out with a tabby deer and a black-and-white deer with white mittens. Then we found a Sphinx (bald) deer and he would only eat flamin hot cheetos. He was mad at us for not bringing flamin hot cheetos (“wtf do you expect me to eat?!!”) so we were like “FML I guess we should build a 711 so this guy can eat.” So we started making construction plans and then decided we should add a McDonald’s Playplace (I’m old) and a pool and got all excited about our decor ideas. I’d like to go back to that dream lmao.

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    The Person
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, I do this a lot... It's like a movie but I'm the main character- and I get to choose what I do.

    George Comas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome. One of the reasons I drink as much as I do is so I don't have to remember creepy dreams.

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucid dreaming would definitely be a healthier alternative. If you are having a bad dream, once you know you are dreaming it takes all the fear away. Either you can choose to wake up or you can change the dream. Once I dreamed that someone was following me while I was out for a walk. I became lucid and turned around and asked him why he was following me. I ended up inviting him into my house and we became friends.

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    Boba_dribble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can lucid dream and how it works for me is that there is a tiny filming crew in my head and they set up props for a dream I pick and if something I don't like goes on in my dream I just yell CUT! and everyone will pause and wait to restart that scene.

    pebs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I sometimes had the patience to self induce the dreams I wanted. It takes some concentration, but it can be done.

    Sneaky Snek With Long Neck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My superpower is that i can summon stuff in my dreams. For example, if I want a snack Boom! Mouse summoned

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    #5

    Adkit said: "Severe aphantasia. Only a small percent of people with aphantasia have complete aphantasia and I'm one of those s*ckers. I cannot picture things in my mind. At all. It's pitch black, and it never changes. Apparently, you mutants can just close your eyes and imagine whatever you want like some sort of hallucination. I don't even fully understand how that would look..." JoeBoco7 replied: I’m on the complete opposite end with hyperphantasia. My imagination is extremely vivid, it feels more real than real. My favorite thing to do is to create new episodes of my favorite shows and just watch it in my head.

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    Sr5turbo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm trying to bounce a red ball in my mind with my eyes open and it's kind of trippy to simultaneously do that, look at reality, and try to think of where the image of the bouncing ball actually is.

    CrazyCatLady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t really do that, I can only imagine things in my head when my eyes closed and even than it’s not really a clear picture, just sort of an idea of the thing I’m imagining. it’s weird

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't discover that this was not normal until I was well into adulthood. If you ask me to describe someone, even if I know them well, I will only be able to remember specific things that I noticed at the time. The idea that you can just call up a picture of them in your head just blows my mind.

    Suby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can picture a ton of stuff, mainly spaces, but I can't picture faces. If I have to describe someone beyond face and hair color, I'm in trouble. I might remember glasses, but even facial hair does not enter my memory. I think I'm borderline faceblind.

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    Megan Walker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure that I have hyperphantasia and it’s not diagnosed or anything, so take it with a grain of salt. But at least 20% of my brain is always off in Fantasyland imagining stuff from my favorite shows/books/movies/etc. Helpful for entertainment, but it doesn’t outright cure boredom

    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how you see it I assume, imagination and daydreaming are pretty universal. My imagination and daydreaming is quite extensitive, but everything that I imagine is in words - verbal and written - I don't daydream in images at all. Note that I don't have aphantasia, but I do have an image processing disorder.

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    Rosa Carone-Prendergast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only picture things in my mind for a second or two. I've never had a good imagination. I was shocked when I found out some people have no inner voice. My inner voice is always going. I don't understand how someone with no inner voice can solve complex problems.

    Jo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I physically cannot comprehend not having pictures or a voice in my head. Both are what keep me entertained and help me sleep (usually)

    🦕 AroAce Dinosaur 🦕
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, sometimes they keep me up. Either my brain just flashes a bunch of scary pictures, or stuff like that. Pile of clothes=monster. I can imagine things that are more real than real, eyes open or not, and sometimes it can get a little scary. 🫤

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    Me.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have this, I only get pictures in my head in dreams. Actually, one time I got an image with my eyes closed, and I don't know why.

    Alicia M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so hard to imagine not being able to picture things in my mind.

    Šimon Špaček
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot recall things, but I can create things in my mind. Describe face of someone I meet daily? No way. 3D model of fully foldable table with storage room for all kitchen utilities so I can create it later? No problem, I have Blender, Unreal engine and autoCAD in my head, I can even implement some level of physics to it, so if you give me ~15 minutes, you can have it with estimated forces and how strong screws/joints you will need. Why am I not an engineer?

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    #6

    MikeT75 said: "When I have to wrap multiple food items in aluminum foil, I have the super ability to pull my next sheet of foil and cut it to exactly to the same length and size as the last sheet, creating a stack of perfectly matching foil sheets. It amazes no one but me, and makes for a terrible party trick." OG_ninnyhammer replied: "That’s the most useful useless thing I’ve ever heard. Good on you."

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    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to be a hairstylist. Ripping foils sucks and I KNOW the whole salon would be cool with it.

    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working factory, I could tell you how many sheets of sandpaper was in a stack, if it had glue, if one wasn't cut right. A couple machines I learned to listen to small sounds to catch issues before they happened.

    Tracy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have something similar...I can hang or mark anything perfectly centered without measuring.

    Gabby M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the days of cut & paste advertising I could do the same ... still can AND I spot errors (misspellings or a correction that was crooked) immediately.

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    Sharon Ingram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can fill a container with water to a point I determine and then go fill my coffee pot to the exact line with the last drop. Or my diffuser, fill a drinking glass and then use that to fill my diffuser to the fill line. Every time last drop.

    Summer Woodsong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! I do woodworking and weaving. I wonder if your skills would translate to those endeavors.... I can see where that would be handy.

    Craig Boddys
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its just muscle memory. I can write upside down and back to front in cursive with my non dominant left hand, but only certain words. Its just muscle memory (taught myself it when i had my right arm strapped up for 6 momths and was bored)

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    #7

    "(This is from actual medical/psych professionals.) I have very high observational vigilance and extremely fast information processing speed. This can and has been extremely useful for a lot of my gal friends. If they were ever in doubt about a dude (couldn't decide if his behavior was problematic or not) they'd introduce me and watch if I reacted negatively to them. It's useless because when you have this starting a young age it can REALLY screw you up. You start getting flooded with noticing other people's negative reactions around you when you're too young to understand that they're not because of you. F*cks up your self esteem and is a recipe for chronic depression that translates into chronic social anxiety. I'm ok now, all handled and taken care of as an adult."

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to hear!

    Booker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have high pattern recognition. Reason: ADHD (inattentive). Spot on deathrose.

    Majungasaurus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! It makes it pretty easy for me to pick up a new language, (including languages like HTML or JavaScript) I can match grammar/spelling/etc patterns without even realizing that I’m doing it. That’s my only superpower lol.

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    Lady Snowfall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the hypervigilance you get as a trauma response.

    Alicia M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think so too. I'm like this, but not as much as the OP. I know mine is caused from childhood trauma.

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    deathrose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have high pattern recognition. It's a somewhat common symptom of Autism and ADHD.

    Imaan Hawwa hafiz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially the whole RSD thing. You see small patterns in people and have huge emotional reactions to it.

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    Polite Menace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, nice to know there's a name for it and I'm not crazy.

    Yayheterogeneity
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have that, too. Just never could lay a finger on it. But yes I see tiniest emotions and flickers in people's faces and can read them quite well. It made me a people pleaser and now as an adult I shy away from people a bit. Though I love my few friends and my family of course.

    Jay Son
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds familiar. Usually when my sister brought a bf home, I'd tell her in no-time when there was something about them that I didn't like. But, you know, love makes blind, and she only listened when it was too late. In my own case, I've always known the moment a gf cheated on me, which happened a few times. At first they denied it, but being able to pick up on the littlest things makes you see things really quickly. Unlike you, I'm not really a people pleaser, but I do shy away from people (although i have no issue talking story with strangers if they approach me)

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    Yamithy Castomire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, i have finally figured out why I am so depressed, anxious and hate the world so much. I can cope but this really opens my eyes!!!!

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite I think. Sometimes I think I have a bit of social blindness or something. My close friend: "That woman was flirting with you. I think she liked you". "She was?" "That person seemed annoyed with what you told them" "They did?" I'm a very intelligent person but many times I feel like my social skills are on par with a potato. My mental image chuckle is a character from an RPG game - some stats are decent - Personality stat abysmal. LOL

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am exactly the same way. Totally oblivious. It actually became a joke at a place I worked at because everyone knew someone was interested in me except myself. My co-workers even put up a cartoon alluding to the situation and I still didn't get it.

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fantastic gift otherwise.

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    #8

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can wakeup to 5-1 minutes before the alarm goes off."

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    Edward Monks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happens every day for me, is this not due to body clock?

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, yeah I can't help wondering what genius lurks in our sub conscious to do this, always 5 mins before alarm even when I change alarm times which I do very often.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can wake myself up by just telling my body what time I need to wake up by. It won’t be exact, but I’ll usually get up about 20 minutes before the time I told my body. And I don’t have a particularly regular sleep schedule, so it can be pretty random

    Ginny Weasley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like this has happened to me. I looked at old alarms I had set on my watch and was trying to remember why one was set for 4:15am but I couldn’t. Then I woke up at 4:15 the next morning (with no alarms set) and it was really weird and trippy.

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    Mrs. EW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not set an alarm and wake up when I need to.

    Steve
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me2. I just imprint the time before I go to sleep and I wake at that time. It even works in different time zones.

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    Satan Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can reprogram my alarms in my sleep to my detriment. Not fun.

    Korean Boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same! I can literally guess what time it is no matter the time of day or night with out looking at the clock

    Bartek “Niedźwiedź” Ciszek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can wake up with my eyes closed. And open when i'm ready to do it.

    Sharon Ingram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this, too. Now I don’t even use an alarm. I just tell myself what time to wake up.

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    #9

    Musasabi_King said: "I have an extremely strong sense of hearing, but people think I'm hard of hearing because I can't hear them when there's any kind of background noise." illianae replied: "I have this too. Its like my hearing gets overflowed with information and I can't choose to not hear things. Nothing ever gets to the background noise setting."

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    A girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have selective sensitive hearing. Like I don't notice normal house noises. Anomalies, if something is off, fridge compressor constantly running, daughter's car making a noise, I'm on it.

    CelticElff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, lads, you should look up sensory processing disorder. It's a b!tch.

    TeaAndWhimsy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, learned last year that this is what i have, after being misdiagnosed as ADHD (though both are spectrum disorders). Looper earplugs help, they act as a noise filter.

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    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beleive I have an audial processing disorder. I can hear any conversation going on in my house but cannot processs what someone’s saying to my face lmao.

    Mason Kronol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always had super sensitive hearing, can hear a train or dog long before anyone else does. It also sucks because people think I'm imagining sounds, like the factory 2 miles away. Add in tinnitus and musical ear disorder from anxiety and it can be debilitating. My husband at least believes me because I will say hear comes a jet or specific type of helicopter (we're on a flight path of hospital and military) and he will go to the window and it shows up. Thought I was going insane for a long time.

    Mary Rogers
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mason, I want to thank you. I now have a name for what is going on with my hearing. Musical ear disorder. I just googled it. I already figured it probably had something to do with my hearing loss and tinnitus, and it looks like I was correct. I could never find anything on the internet but I guess I was putting in the wrong search words

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    Cynthia Souza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't choose to not hear things." Same. When there's an annoying sound, someone always tells me to just ignore it. I cannot. It's the worst when I'm in public somewhere, and I can hear every one of the conversations going on around me.

    Bill Evs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a revelation for me to be honest as I never knew anyone else who had this. My hearing is really sharp (my eyesight isn't but swings and roundabouts etc). I always thought though because I found it hard to distinguish individual sounds in really loud environments (like a pub or club) I was imagining it. Now I'm thinking my hearing was being overwhelmed. It's probably why I struggle to sleep as I can hear every tiny noise in my house or even outside my house from a good distance away.

    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this, too. It's kind of annoying.

    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suffer from migraines and sounds, smells, and light can be overwhelming. I have thought about trying the loop earplugs that partially block noise - anyone tried them or similar?

    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had this issue, apparently she had severe sleep apnea and she was unknowingly waking up every two minutes and never got enough sleep.

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    FluffyPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me but with smell. EVERYTHING has a distinct smell. My neighbors dog smells like a gated community in Las Vegas. Grass smells like spikes

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    #10

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird Desperate-Acadia7438 said: "Not me but my mom, if they have leftovers she can pick the exact right container it’ll fit into perfectly. It’s magical." Rodyland replied: "I have the exact opposite of this ability. No matter what, the container I choose is always the wrong size. If I try to play it off against itself and pick a different container before putting food in it, then the original container will have been the right size after all."

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPATIAL. You're also good at packing a suitcase or backpack, the fridge -- and you intuitively know where people are around you.

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's something you learn over time. I worked in wholesale distribution during highschool, I'd get shopping carts full of randomly thrown in stuff, judge it for a second or two, pull out a (folded) shipping box, start playing tetris, and in the end close it off with either no or very little cushioning.

    noperope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my dad has this superpower

    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i could do this but only with my maternal grandmother's set of storage containeres (which she had since i was born)

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think mine is an acquired skill from working in a fulfillment center for years. The people from inventory always come out and ask me which size box a new item would fit. On the up/downside it also gets me invited to help people move.

    Pheebs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two people are me and my husband. 😂

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is exactly the same - she looks at the leftovers, and chooses a container of the exact right size every time. However, it is not really useless - it is an offshoot of very good spatial reasoning

    LittleWombat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping to see this one on here!! This is the one my family always said about me!!! Honestly, one of my most useful traits haha!!

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    #11

    Ryborg6900 said: "I can clear my mind and go up to five minutes without a single thought." RaedwaldRex replied: "That's something I can never seem to do. People say clear your mind and all that happens is my mind fills with ways and ideas on how can I clear my mind."

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people who go their entire lives without a single thought.

    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can never seem to stop thinking like it just hops around one minute I’m doing math then the next I’m reciting the Costco brownie recipe in my head

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never understood what "Clear my mind" means. I can never stop my mind.

    Suby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't turn off my mind at all. I even dream vividly. The only time it was shut off completely was during anesthesia. It felt so good to come out of it and realize there had been blissful nothingness for a few hours.

    Paige Booke Reed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever i try to do this my brain just manifests chaos

    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to the reply so much. The more I try to think less, the more I end up thinking

    MagicJacket
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have been practicing meditation for decades and haven't achieved this.

    Kirby Earth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can you clear it? I need to know! (I have ADHD.)

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely a gift. My head is like being in a crowded room and watching a slide show on fast forward, it's awful. I'd love to have this gift.

    Sue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, how do I clear my mind. Is it clear now? No, because you're thinking it's clear now. Why can't I do this? What's wrong with me? Do I have ADD? ad nauseum

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    #12

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "The last place I worked I could tell who had already arrived at work before me that morning by the smell(s) in the elevator. There was only one elevator as it was a small building. Kinda gross, but I freaked out a coworker because I was always right."

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    N Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, so can I - Lynx (Axe) body spray should not be used so liberally, Jordon!

    Francesa Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hung Irish Spring soap in the apple trees to keep deer away. It worked, but it also kept me away. That stuff reeks.

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    Linda Carr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My olfactory sense was the keenest ever. I could tell when someone was about to poo, or die, who thought they could use perfume to french ho their way through work instead of showing. My smell was so keen, 20 years ago, my 15 year old son said, “Dude. If you were a superhero, your superpower would be your nose … and you’d be called Olfactron.” Thank you Covid for stripping me of my superpower.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had an older woman where I used to work and she'd hose herself down with perfume every morning. Very easy to tell when she arrived to work, it was awful. Offices should be a scent-free environment.

    boredkitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 agree! I suffer sometimes because of few people use perfume at the office:(

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    HurlWurk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lady out there that can smell parkinson's disease. She's working with a lab to try and train equipment to smell what she does. But she also had to go through life smelling a deadly disease on people and not be able to tell them.

    madeleine f
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a very good sense of smell too. I once smelled that a colleague had boiled potatoes for dinner the night before.

    bob_the_farmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell whose jacket is whose by smelling it

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a coworker that EVERYONE (customers included) could smell from around the corner. It was not a pleasant experience.

    Argie Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this, too. It's called hyperosmia. I smell EVERYTHING! I can also taste food and tell what's in it.

    John George
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a blind person once who routinely identified people by smell.

    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My apartment is next to the stairs of the house I live in. I can tell who's coming or going by the sound of their steps.

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    #13

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Animals tend to like me more than the other people around. Found that out in my early thirties. Since then I now have my second dog. I'm able to form a deep bond to animals in a short amount of time. Sometimes dogs meet me and won't leave my side, even when the owner is shouting for them. I would never say it's useless but I have several negative issues in my life that I would like to lose instead of being the animal friend."

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    Starvation
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason alpacas seem to love me compared to others.

    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would really like to know how did you find out about this

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    Panda Kicki
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snakes loves me. I used to be scared about it but now I can see the charm in them. I walk in the woods, snakes come out to me, walk the Tropicarium the follow me as far as the cage goes.. Kids love that I can make the docile or hidden snakes show up and follow my hand to the glass. I am pretty sure I would have been an unwilling Slytherine

    Mason Kronol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snakes love me too! They either sleep on me or poop on me because they are very relaxed.

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. It’s pretty well known among my family/friends that often people’s dogs will end up feeling more attached to me than their owners. Dogs will also stop their owners in the street to wait for me to pet them, or they’ll pull their owners towards me. One time that happened while I was stopped in traffic. The owners kept asking “does she know you?” She did not, but she pulled her owners to my car and jumped up, waiting for me to roll down my window and pet her. I also get a lot of “oh my dog doesn’t normally like new people…oh…huh…that almost never happens,” as their dog immediately bonds with me. (Edit for grammar.)

    Red Lotus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat similar experience... Animals tend to kind of like me, not to the extent that they'll throw themselves on me, but they're usually friendly. This a blessing regarding cats since I love them and can usually pet any cat (except for the skittish ones). But it's a curse regarding dogs, since I really don't like them. Despite the fact that I try to not even look at them in an attempt to discourage the dogs from coming over, they STILL start wagging their tails and start coming towards me 😩

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    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I had chemo my cat wouldn't snuggle with me anymore like he used to. He'd let me have a few minutes petting and then gently remove himself, except if I was at the pc keyboard. Made me sad, I didn't smell right I guess.

    Pandasizing World Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just one more way Cancer sucks! That's a bummer.

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    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this constantly. After grooming dogs 30 + years...even the working dogs ...want to know me.

    Serenity Now!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm; animals run when they see me. I wonder what that means?

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't necessarily mean anything, tbh; it's definitely not necessarily a negative thing. Are you an animal lover? Do you/ have you had many pets? My husband is not a dog person, and my mum's dogs LOVE him. They won't leave him alone when we visit. He doesn't dislike them, he's just more of a cat person.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some weird reason, geese and swans really hate me. .They go out of their way to bother me, even though I always try to give them a wide berth. A goose run up to me once, bit my butt and did not let go. That unhinged monster was just hanging there - I had a bruise for like weeks. Other animals are at least neutral or tend to like me

    Mason Kronol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese and swans hate everyone. And I love animals but am happy not to see geese, swans or flamingos ever again.

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    MagicJacket
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And it has nothing to do with my Purina brand cologne."

    The Veil of Fire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom could pet frogs. She also was a duck whisperer. They just loved her. We could go to a pond and should would quickly call them or just quietly talk to one and they would flock to her side. Tested it several times. I'd take duck food to a different location and they would leave me to hang out with her, she had no food.

    Jojo40
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the OP has a low resting heart rate. I've heard a lot of animals find that very calming.

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    #14

    "I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds."

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    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG SOMEONE CALL THE CIA! NO, CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in three hours and 47 minutes.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *slow claps* The activities you can do now with two seconds saved 🤯

    Nenya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach me, oh wise one!

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buys more powerful microwave. Believes the extra microwave radiation gave them super powers.

    Darmon Hackmiester
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that include the time it takes to read the directions?

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    #15

    "I have an amazing memory for song lyrics. Every once in a while this helps my team win pub trivia."

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this too. A song that I haven't heard in 5 years can come on, and I know all the words. I have suppress the urge to correct my mom when she sings the words wrong.

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Lock the cashbox! Lock the cashbox! 🎶

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    BLONDTROBL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can name a song in three notes or less. But nothing in the last 10+ years. Though not much is real music anymore.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this, too. As a teenager, my friend used to comment that I know every lyric to every song. I also recite pi for fun. But half the time I can't remember why I walked into a room.

    Lee Banks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can sing along with almost any song, even if I've never heard it before. Music inherently wants to make sense. Ask me the artist? S.O.L., babe.

    Izzi C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this too! I Can listen to a song once or twice and completely memorize it. And my childhood songs I haven’t heard in years I still know by heart ❤️

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind if thought everyone did this? I might get a lyric wrong because sometimes it is hard to understand but i have the basics down. In the 80s as a child I had a cassette that was called Weeee sing america (yes, weeee) and I could sing it verse by verse. From theres a hole in the ground and the green grass grows all around, to the boll weevil is a little black bug.

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    L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this too... no clue where my keys are most of the time, but lyrics, rhythm, tones and inflection of a song I heard a few times 20 years ago... instantly available... thanks brain.

    Laura M D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my thirties and still sometimes one of the songs from my religious school comes to my mind. May it be in the shower, driving or talking to someone about something unrelated. And I need to sing it in order for it to finish (a couple times in a row). Well done, nuns, well done.

    François Carré
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain was a f*****g sponge for it when I was a kid. Movie or commercial songs, even if had only heard them once, got stuck there forever.

    Altea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this too, but have a terrible memory for everything else.

    John Carr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. A friend once invited to play a music boardgame with some friends but only if I played with a handicapped score. Still ended up winning despite him cheating as well 😆😆

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    #16

    "I have no object permanence, and it also works on people. Basically, if I don't see people often enough I just forget them."

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    Incompetent Pigeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I have this too. If I don't see a friend/family member for a few days, I just forget what they look like. I thought it was normal 😂

    Mickipickie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. I got the ADHD plus got a concussion a couple of years ago, so I'm here to say, it's real. For me, it's what happened to what used to be in my hand? When I let go of something, I really let it go!

    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short term memory impairment. Often from physical trauma to the brain. Happened to my significant other. 💖

    VikingAbroad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have something like face blindness. I cannot describe a face I'm not directly looking at. I just can't visualise it besides "two eyes, a nose, yes, I think he had a mouth.....

    RedPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I think this would count as slight aphantasia though

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    Robert Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly can not recognize people at work unless they're at their desk. I have been working there for over 4 years.

    Darmon Hackmiester
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I have to work at remembering faces

    Craig Boddys
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see people everyday that ive "known" for years. Cant remember ever meeting them, or their names, or even enough about them to describe them to anyone else, but they seem to know me. I also cant remember how i met my best friend, and have a hard time remembering anything from about a 10 year period of my life (no heavy drinking or any drug use, no head injuries, my brain just deleted stuff)

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    #17

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I used to know when the phone (land line) would ring. I would go over the phone and wait a few seconds to pick it up before it rung. My mother was baffled by it and I also didn't understand why. Hasn't happened for the past 14 years now."

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    Jessica Linn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I never met anyone else who could do this. I would freak my friends, my grandparents, and my Mom out by telling them your phone is going to ring. I would just get a sense ofvibration like getting close to something running like a refrigerator. I was always asked what the lottery numbers would be that day.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may not be the reason for these folks but I could sometimes do this. Long ago in a galaxy far away phones were built differently and were not solid state. Often a few seconds before it rang for real my ears would pick up the tiniest 'click' of (I think) a relay tripping before the actual bell started ringing. Thus I would know the phone was going to ring slightly before it did so but there wasn't really any superpower involved other than good hearing. But phones changed and I have not done that in decades. Just my experience, not necessarily the same for poster.

    White Paper Tsuru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With old cellphones, my hearing aids would get a strange buzzing sound before the phone would actually ring. I used to joke the radio waves were running through them! Used to impress the heck out of people when I'd warn them and a second later their phone would go off

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that happening when we were listening to the radio at times too. The song would break up a little with a kind of beeping noise and the mobile would go off a few seconds later.

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    CC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother and I were kids we used to freak out babysitters if the phone rang - one of us would dive to turn down the volume on the TV (pre remote times!) while the other would go for the phone. Before it actually rang. It used to give a little 'ping' sound before it rang, but if you weren't used to it you wouldn't even notice it.

    mark glass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proliferation of cell phones caused it to stop Those towers are designed to block that power by order of the Illuminati in league with a pan-galactic federation of aliens who frequently monitor our activities from their flying observation posts. Do your research, people!! By the way, I am having a sale on aluminum foil helmets that block THEIR transmissions.

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have four sisters our phone never rang it was merely a wall device with an astronomically long cord attached to their heads.

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's happened to me. Also door knocks. I have to cancel it so it doesn't happen.

    Jay Weigel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew before picking up if it was my mom calling. Nobody else though.

    Birchy Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was able to do that as a child

    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this sometimes. Or I wake up at night and 3 seconds later work calls me.

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    #18

    "I can always tell the correct time, within 5 minutes, without looking at a clock. I just know, ya know?"

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    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious: Have you ever tried this while cut off from direct or indirect daylight? I have heard that the sense of time is determined by the perceived light conditions.

    Kill-Bunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not the original op, but I have this too. Yes, despite the conditions, I always can tell the almost exact time. Even straight out of anesthesia.

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    LJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this!!😂😂

    C W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend can do this. Always trips me out

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! This would annoy my wife when I would get up to shut off the oven timer a minute before it went off.

    Shankshaw Redeemer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woke up from a surgery and knew what time it was. My mom was just amazed.

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    #19

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Finding 4 leaf clovers. I also have some 5 and 6 leaf ones. I just seem to have an eye for spotting the ones that don't match the pattern, and will find at least one on every country walk."

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    Magical Carp God
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a mutant patch of clover in my backyard. My daughter has found 5,6 and 7 leaf clovers. We never mow that area .

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's one of these in my parents' backyard. I've been told it might be the effect of something toxic in the ground, but the area seems healthy enough

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    IamMe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son finds them all the time. He's says being colorblind helps him focus on shapes more. I guess it's true, because he's also able to spot toads and snakes, and stuff that camouflage way before others do.

    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid we had a patch of them growing right off the back porch. I'd find dozens and sell them at school.

    pug nose curly tail
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this and so does my oldest daughter! It's weird but they are always just right there. I pick then for ppl all the time. Sometimes 5-7 in like 10 mins time. We used to save them in photo albums, but it became redundant after a month or two.

    CC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be a family trait for us - my maternal grandpa was phenomenal at finding them, my mum's pretty good too, as am I. I think my best find was a seven leaf one. Grandpa seemed to be a very lucky guy - always won great prizes in raffles and tombolas, and folk who knew him used to say he'd fall in the local stream and come out with pockets full of salmon! 😀

    Shankshaw Redeemer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a tombola? I've never heard that before--generally curious and not being a SA.

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    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My highest is 8, my brother found one with 11

    Kirsti Tuers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Fast. Found a 6er this week within 30 seconds of standing outside my front door. I found a 7 leaf one when I was like 16. And found a single clover by itself at a top of a dirt pile nobody noticed by I saw from a distance bc the lady bug on it. I didn't realize till I was closer that it was a lonely 4 leaf clover harboring a ladybug.

    Ruth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This type of pattern recognition is also common with autism. My child with ASD has always been able to spot four leaf clovers.

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    #20

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "My daughter has a parking fairy, basically she can pull into a shopping centre carpark and someone will pull out in front of her so she can park. My mother-in-law had the same power."

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    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirmation bias as well. My friend also says she can get great spots, just go to where you want to park and (almost always) she can find a great spot right up front. Brags about the ones she gets, ignore the times it didn't work

    rodger coghlan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes this happens b/c most people assume that there are no free spots near destination and don't bother to look so those that do look, find a spot more often

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    Panda Kicki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect a chunk of observation goes into it. I usually scan the parking for people returning carts or walking with bags and head for their part of the parking lot Very often I arrive just in time to have a spot.

    Awesome Rob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a "hey, come be in my way now everytime I decided to move my car" gremlin.

    Me myself and I
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my superpower... always get a parking space usually at the entrance or in the best place

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This worked with my late mother too.

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad says he has a parking angel.

    Linda Adamo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my immediate family has that blessing, too. it is not transferred by marriage.

    Tiffi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby has what I call his parking lot angel.

    Brenda Coe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call this "Doris Day" parking...how in the movies there's always the perfect parking spot when the lead actor drives up.

    Barbara Skolly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their brain may also be picking up on pedestrians walking in the direction of where they want to park and of cars leaving that area.

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    #21

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I am a trivia savant. 'There's many things you can do with that.' Yeah, win $20 off of bar tabs at pub trivia. Otherwise, I never had finger dexterity to be a 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' contestant, and got third when I was on Jeopardy and won $1000. Not bitter."

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I won the 5th grade spelling bee...

    Laura Lett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So proud of you! That's a goodestboi!!

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you're not a savant if you came in last place on Jeopardy.

    PopscotchM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know that baby elephants lie down in water to drink before they learn how to use their trunks? and elephant brains react to seeing a human the same way as human brains react to seeing a puppy - they think we're cute. and and and imma stop now

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep memorizing. Sooner or later, there'll be a reality show you can win.

    AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My useless superpower is that I can come up with obscure facts and answers to things I don't remember learning. I've often kicked butt on Jeopardy! on categories I have no business knowing anything about. As a teenager, I often beat adults at $10,000 Pyramid. In elementary and middle school I often won competitions without trying. No one was more surprised than me when I was called out as the winner. I just seemed to come up with the right answers. The kicker is I can't call the knowledge up at will. So, my superpower is useless because it just happens randomly. I will hear a question and the answer will just pop out. About stuff my uneducated self should not know. It also works like fire on multiple choice-type tests. Apparently, if I can see the choices, I can pick the right one about 98% of the time. If I could call the knowledge up at will, I'd make a fortune. As it is, it's just a weird little quirk my brain spits out whenever it feels like it. Or not.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd dread being on one of the gameshows like Millionaire, because even though I know a ton of trivia I'm terrible with popular stuff. Get hit with a question about a pop song from last year and I'd be stumped.

    JLN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my super power is useless information! In just about every conversation I can bring up some weird obscure fact that is pretty much useless in everyday life

    Jay Weigel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nickel knowledge is what one of my friends calls it. I have a lot of it too.

    Sue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind is filled with useless trivia. I'm also pretty good at a lot of things, but not really good at one thing. I'm jealous sometimes of people who are.

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    #22

    "I can walk into a crowd of people and it naturally disperses. Have had this since high school, told my buddies-they laughed at me, until I walked onto a dance floor and soon had a 4ft open circle around me. They became believers. To be clear, I shower daily, wash and launder my clothes weekly, practice good hygiene, etc. I literally just walk into a crowd, and it disperses. Just did it last week at my local mall—started laughing and said, 'Shoulda video’ed it for the boys.'"

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    Yourname942
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense, but are your mannerisms perceived as you being a psycho murderer or something?

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you. It's an aura thing; like you can walk between the spaces between atoms. My teen daughter and I have had the opposite happen to us and it's happened so often that it's impossible to ignore. We would go into a store which was empty - by the time we're ready to leave, it'd be filled up. Or anything we told anyone else we like, the next week, the store would run out of it. If we started liking any restaurant, it would start getting crowded. We used to joke people should pay us. But it's a natural ability that even Native Americans used to have. I might also mention that animals of all kinds LOVE my daughter.

    Vinita Talaulikar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and me have this reaction. Totally empty shops we visit and they get filled up with customers.

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    mark glass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad you weren't at the Capitol on a certain January 6th. Could have averted a disgraceful set of events.

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The huge battle-axe in my hand might have had something to do with it.

    Ephemeral Mochi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't I have this 😭 I always end up getting squished when I'm in a crowd. Doesn't help that I have agoraphobia AND enochlophobia (+mild to moderate haphephobia)

    New Everywhere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all three of those how do you even approach a situation that might even remotely involve a crowd?

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    Corwin 02
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect horrible body odor :)

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not in the sense you're joking about. But it wouldn't surprise me if there was an odor that was being subconsciously detected. The old "pheromones" thing.

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    Mara Is… A Surgeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this a bit, im an introvert, but it makes me feel bad tbh

    Seamus Crumley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a talent I'd like myself. People walking away from me doesn't sound like a good power to have.

    Frank H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know it was allowed to carry weapons openly in high school ;-)

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    #23

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird Positive-Source8205 said: "I can find the slowest checkout line at the grocery store." Silv0r replied: "Haha that's something we all have in common! Never change your first impulse decision. I always regret the change of a queue." fkenthrowaway replied: "The trick is to always go to the one with the least amount of old people. I try to approximate the average age of a line and go to the lowest."

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But that's the shortest queue!" "Yes, but look at that elderly old man. He is starved for attention and will talk the cashier's head off! Now THIS line, look - all pathetic single men. Cash only, no chitchat."

    Kharyss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also avoid mothers with one or more young children. Prising that packet of pasta from little Jayden-Braydon’s fingers to get it scanned, then routing through the mega sized day bag looking for the purse hiding behind the bags of trail mix and wet wipes takes forever.

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    Jeanine Coxe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check the age of the cashier. If they’re older, they might be slower. But if they’re too young they can’t ring up your alcohol

    Sherri Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cashiered in the 80's before and after getting barcode scanners. We used to have contests before work or after work with prizes by management to see who could check someone out fastest (pre scanners) it was 9/10 always a male cashier. No idea why. Now if I'm in a hurry, I go to a male cashier. Usually works out for me. Yeah, as a woman I kinda hate it, but it's true.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder whether that's because the guy is not sorting items by type (like cold with cold, cleaning products separate to food etc) but by size. So they literally playing tetris with your shopping. I notice that more with male cashiers, the women (especially older ones) know to group groceries by type. The male ones (especially younger) tend to throw in whatever will fit.

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    Boberta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida. Everyone is old here. So I also check if the cashier is old.

    Cerridwn d'Wyse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. When I am in a slow moving line it is usually someone half my age texting and not unloading or moving.

    The Veil of Fire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never be behind any chick with a bow in her hair. I sware they are trying to refinance their life in any queue dealing with money transactions. Specially banks, drive up tellers, fast lanes, etc.

    rodger coghlan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just go for the line with the most attractive checker

    Jane Cortez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me a person will suddenly pop into my head and then moments later they call. Happens only with those I am closest to though.

    badger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even better to calculate the *total* age of the line, I would have thought.

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    #24

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "I can tell you exactly what episode of Golden Girls is coming on based on the first 10 seconds of the episode."

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    Kirsti Tuers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supernatural and buffy the vampire slayer

    CrazyKnitter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this magic power too! But for Buffy!

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once worked in a medical office and an episode was playing on the waiting room tv far down the hall. I told a coworker what the girls were talking about because I watch it so much and she was like, "Um, wow...that's a little scary how you just know that." I think I'm just a very dedicated fan!

    smolspeedycats
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is hidden. 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰.

    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like us to downvote you to make it legit? 🙃

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    Sherry Watson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm that way with Star Trek: The Next Generation

    Cold Eagle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was gonna comment this myself. Hello fellow Trekkie

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    Robert Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this with " Gilligan's Island".

    The Redhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I can also do it with the first 10 season of the simpsons.

    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this with th andy griffth show

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    #25

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird vagabond1022 said: "I can tell the day of the week of any day in the year just by knowing two things: the day of the week of January 1st, and the year's number." Briffy03 replied: "We all could do that easily if humanity just decided to go for a 13 month, each with exactly 28 days, all starting with a Monday and ending with a Sunday, and 1 free party day each year. All would be perfectly nice, and humanity could have a one single day off we could just celebrate 'humanity-day' on."

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    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this as being recommended as a world calendar about 70 years ago. There's also a second party day each leap year. I think it lost out because people don't like changes

    Alexej Dvorak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it lost out because employers don't like paying an extra month's salaries.

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    A Really Bored Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s an algorithm called the doomsday algorithm, which can tell you the day of the week of any date

    oddly_informed_raven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's called the International Fixed Calendar and I love it

    Glengoolie Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who could remember the day of the week and date for any event that happened in his life. He said it all fit into some kind of framework in his mind and it didn't require any effort on his part.

    Justin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about 73 day months, 5 times a year?

    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read an interesting article that proposed several better options for a calendar. 13 months, or 12 months 30 days having world holidays at the end of each quarter + 1 end of year=365

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see so much Eurocentricity here - European day names, starting the week on a Monday, etc. Interesting.

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    #26

    "Making a woman love me. Plot twist: I’m gay."

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an accidental thing, or do you do it on purpose?

    Passerby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is because gay guys have desirable traits for women. For one, they are definitely not lusting after your body. For another, they usually treat women well without ulterior motives.

    Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, SERIOUSLY. I have a friend who's into both guys and girls, and all of us had HUGE crushes on him as kids. Flash to now, we all still talk and man I just love him so much (platonically), he's so wholesome and just a generally great person to be around.

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cool. My bestfriend when we were kids always had girls flock to him, we were so jealous. When we turned 18, he came out to our other best friend and I. Then it all made sense...

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because a lot of women admittedly like unavailable guys. I've had it happen a lot when I was in my 20s.

    Temporary Dork
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's because gays are safe. They don't judge you for being unattractive, you don't have to worry about 'putting thoughts into their little heads', they won't rape you, and they won't kill you for being friendzoned either.

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    Ralph Watkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cis-male & for some reason lesbians tend to get crushes on me. I tend to view lesbians as buddies, not in any sexual manner.

    Thenatural
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Making" a woman love you? When you're gay? Sounds kind of twisted to me.....

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you written your life story as a movie to star JLo yet?

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    #27

    "I swear to god almighty I can sense death. When either someone close to me, or a very well known public figure (celebrity, politician, etc) is about to die, I can feel it. I can’t explain the feeling further than a spidey sense. I know it when I feel it, and moments after I feel it, someone f*cking dies. Either naturally or in a freak accident. I know this doesn’t sound useless, but it happens so quickly that I would have no time to do anything about it, therefore, useless. Other than being an early detection system I guess."

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    Red Lotus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never head about anyone "feeling" death, but my grandmother has dreams before the death of a family member. She dreams that our already deceased family are all wearing white and looking happy while they set a table. Once, a relative in a dream looked at her and said in surprise "you aren't supposed to be here, (relative about to die) is". Those dreams of hers always come true, without fail.

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    Kirsti Tuers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell us Putin is going soon

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually has to do with your heightened awareness of cues that most people have no awareness of. It seems useless in modern times, but in ancient times, you'd have been, counterintuitively, a healer. It's not "creepy", nor "crazy".

    Jay Son
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is indeed what it is. I've had it a few times that, pretty much out of nowhere, I've said that someone was going to die soon, and it always happened within a day or so. In every case, it were certain aspects in the person's face that made it stand out, most often the nose area.

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    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a funny story about how someone at my school thought I was a witch, he had a cat and he came into class claiming it was 100 years old but he didn’t say in cat years so I without thinking asked “how’d it die?” And he got up in my face yelling “are you saying my cat should be dead?!” That day he returned home and his cat was dead, he didn’t know how it happened so naturally he blamed me and when I walked up to try and apologize for asking such a dumb question he ran off, I learnt from one of his friends why, he ended up moving schools, it appears he’s been watching too much harry potter

    FluffyPanda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens to me. When I was 8 my grandma died. I came downstairs and just felt the energy. I just thought “Safta died” I just knew. Same thing with RBG. I just sorta knew before someone told me. I sorta feel the energy and can know when something has happened.

    Ralph Watkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really have to watch my dark humor. Never joke about anybody dying or a catastrophe. They have come true too many times. Hindus I worked with told me that I have the dark eye.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see death on seriously ill people. Like a pearlescent glow. It gives me te sense that they’ll be at peace when they go, but it’s unnerving as well. It’s happened 5 times now.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirmation bias. You are remembering all the ones you get right and ignoring the others

    Annabelle
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but I work in a hospital and a lot of times people who are going to die have a distinct smell. A lot of old nurses will also recognise it because they have seen so many people dying that they can associate death with certain changes in metabolism and therefore smell. I am no psychic and I luckily can’t predict if someone is going to die because of an accident. But I think sometimes people aren’t aware that they associate a sensory cue with death. I might (just a theory) say it is quite normal because we do it all the time. It’s proven that people can recognise fear in BO for example.

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    Kim Landfather
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ability isn’t quite this extraordinary, but I have the knack to pick out “bad” people. Whenever I’m around someone and they give me the skeevies, every single time that person has turned out to be a genuinely “bad” person. It’s very difficult when you’re with a family member or a dear friend and this happens when they introduce you to a friend of theirs. How do you tell them “Watch out for that person, they’re evil” without making them mad or think you’re nuts?

    The Redhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do that as well. I think it's very extraordinary. It's a very helpful sense to have.

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    Jude Laskowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twice I have dreamed that someone was going to die, and they did. Once was when I was in college and had a dream that a childhood friend's dad died. I called my mother, and she said he had just passed away. Another was a friend who was in the hospital, and again I dreamed that she passed. When I arrived at the hospital the next day, she had just been pronounced, though it was not unexpected.

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    #28

    "I'm fantastic at killing flies and mosquitos by clapping them with my hands. Almost never miss."

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    Red PANda (She/They)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad can roll up a towel and snap a housefly out of midair with it

    Juliette Deroulede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma would chase mosquitoes and wasps with a scissors and snip them in half. She never missed.

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murderous ba$tard...flies and mosquitos just tbc.

    just another teen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See I can do something similar I can just grab them out of the air

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key is to smash where they are going to be.

    bob_the_farmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same, i can just stick out my hand and close it and catch small flies

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.

    The happy frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like squashing them because I don’t like the stuff all over my hand so with mosquitoes I like to try and catch them throw them on the ground then squish them, it sounds a bit vicious but I don’t want someone else’s blood on my hands mixed with the insides of a mozzie it feels icky, but I can’t leave it alive because then it’ll bite me or someone else

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do that as a baby - apparently I noticed that a fly can't 'fly' if it's BACK legs are rubbing each other. Gives you that split second to swat or grab them.

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is that they go vertically when they take flight. If you clap right above a sitting fky, it's just a question of right timing.

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    #29

    explosivepro said: "Ability to focus on an incredibly boring and repetitive task for hours with no incentive." Godzilla1282 replied: "Ah. An Old School Runescape player."

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    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do that as well. Turns out it's probably my so-called giftedness with a twist of autism. Lol.

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Died at the RuneScape comment. Yes. I mined iron to raise mining level. Oh man, the hours that went into that game...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I have seen you in youtube manufacturing videos. Sometimes where is a job someone is doing and you think... OMG! How could that person do that one thing all day long?!

    Kira Okah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giggling at the reply. Man, OSRS is a grind and a half indeed.

    Lordb0304
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working for minimum wage, you mean?!

    Om
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I engage in repetitive and boring and useless tasks for hours too, that's what I call procrastination

    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love menial work so much it's so soothing in a way 'sit still and do nothing' never is.

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    #30

    "I've never really told anyone this before, but I think I remember being born. I've had these 'memories' my whole life. I'm in a completely enclosed space, with the space touching my skin and whole body, but not claustrophobic. Then there are moments where it's smooth, and then all... crunched up? Like a smooth piece of aluminum foil, then it's all wrinkled, then smooth again. It's dark, but also my eyes aren't open or closed. Sometimes I'll get this memory when I'm falling asleep. I can't think of anything else it could be."

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    smolspeedycats
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have H-SAM? (for clarification, I don't know if this is a legitimate disease. Google says it is, but Google also says that that pimple on my forehead is a symptom of severe oral cancer.)

    Vinita Talaulikar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please visit a proper doctor before any Google diagnosis or Google treatment. It is never 100% accurate.

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is extraordinary for sure and should be upper in the list. I remember recurring nightmares I had when I was 3-4 y.o. and other stuff that happened to me around that age. But, for the life of me, I can't remember why I went into the kitchen or if I took my vitamins.

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had several recurring dreams/nightmares from when I was little.

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    Kirsti Tuers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in north Dakota 2 years. I was born there and moved before 3. I definitely remember several things from 1&2. Not a lot. But how the city lights reflected off the clouds make the sky look red. I vividly remember being anxious about it feeling like the world could end. I remember crying in bed another time about the Jesus decoration and my mom came in and I told her I didn't want her to die like Jesus and everyone else does. She told me it wouldn't be for a very long time and sat with me till I fell asleep. I remember walking into my parents closet and looked up at the shelf and saw all my dad's masks of like walfman and yetti. I thought they were heads. The smell of masks makes me think of severed heads to this day. Hate that smell. Like hot topic and spencers in the mall smell. Walk in and instant severed heads thoughts pop up. I remember walking in the snow to go pick up my dad's 69 Camero he needed to tow home and sat in the car listening to the sleet hit the roof. Relax

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kids do remember. I'll keep this short but - professional friend - working with a depressed boy - finds out reason for depression is missing his brother who died - talks to parents - who FREAK. Boy was a twin but his brother died in womb / at birth (I forget which) and they NEVER told the boy, had any pictures, ever talked about it. But somehow the boy had memories of his brother from in the womb. I can't explain that but a sort of similar situation came up another time as well.

    Jude Laskowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read that twins just "know" that there's another part of themselves somewhere, especially for twins who were adopted to different families.

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    Lesley Zed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too….being very squeezed, feeling claustrophobic and looking at a think pink wall where I need to push through in order to breathe. Also remember being in a crib and being too small to sit up by myself. My mother would put me on the floor with pillows behind me and I would watch tv.

    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the feeling. I had memories that my mom and dad could NOT believe when I told them. I also used to see people's halos as a child. I thought everyone did.

    Haylo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it so hard to process the fact people can remember things from their childhood. I don't remember anything before about 10.. I know things have happened but they are not 'true memories', I know because I've been told or seen pictures, I can't recall anything myself. I'm starting to feel like maybe I'm the odd one out?

    C W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is like this too. He always says he wishes that he could but doesn't really remember anything from his childhood.

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    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people that believe that they have memories from before they were 2 or 3 have false memories, based o stories and old photos. Except in very rare cases, people do not remember most of what they said or did on a particular day, and the longer that passes, the less they remember. The memories from before 2 are almost always false memories based on stories that the parents or others forgot that they told. Those dreams sound like somebody hiding under a blanket, and possibly cuddled up to a parent. The memories of dreams are even less reliable than memories of actual events.

    JB
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering how many people downvoting have taken a psyc class. I can literally change the whole person at the front desk you're talking to when you look away and you won't actually notice. And not like, now they have a hat on, but drastically different age, sex, skin colour... People should look up why eyewitness testimony is so unreliable. We think memories are static, solid things but they're just not!

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember being born. And damned little afterward.

    Lisa Westerfield
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this experience as well. I almost died at birth. I remember darkness like you are describing and then a lot of action.

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    #31

    One_Eyed_Kitten said: "I can move through time, but only into the future and only 1 second at a time." Ok-Disk-2191 replied: "I can do this also, but I've learnt that if you drink alcohol it can slow or speed time down or up."

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    Tracy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this through GPS, arrive at 3:15 u say? I beat it by 1-5 minutes ") My own little competition against myself & I am not a speeder.

    DP Nerill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can stop time. Watch, I'm going to stop time for 15 seconds, starting...NOW! And we're back to normal. Unfortunately this superpower also effects me - so I can't do anything. Which might be just well, as air stops too. Prove I'm wrong.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I can do it a half second at a time!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in high school, I perfected a technique to make time flow way slower perceptually. I closed my eyes and basically overclocked my brain. Fitting 3 hours' worth of imagination into the last 20 minutes of lunch was a favorite. Sadly my self-temporal perception abilities are not quite what they used to be...

    rodger coghlan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To truly experience time dilation, get kicked in the balls (only guaranteed for males, sorry)

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    #32

    "I can remember and draw the floor plan of every place I’ve lived since the house I lived in until I was four years old. I can do this for the many different apartments I lived in for several years after college and could probably draw the floor plans for most of my friends’ houses and many of the houses I have looked at when house hunting."

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    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember all 18 places I've lived in, every home that I've visited and the motel/hotel rooms I've stayed in. I thought that was normal. (Yes, I've actually lived in 18 places. I moved alot when I was younger. Lol!)

    Neil Mason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lived in 19...longest in 1 place 13 years..currently 56 and hoping not to move again

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    B-b-bird
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here :) I’m pretty much sure it’s normal? Same for streets.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah people should remember these things

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    Linden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this not something most people can do?

    NoNamePanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I can do that one too. I even drew new house plans mixing different ones from other houses where I lived or just visited...

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you in Architecture? You should be. At the very least, Urban Planning, or Home DESIGN.

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dream in floorplans. Sometimes I can draw them when I wake up, but usually the spaces end up overlapping or something.

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this too. Have a ‘visual memory.’ Yet on the other hand I often walk into a room of our house forgetting what it was I intended to do! Or, I begin a project in a room, realize I need something from another room, walk into that room and begin working on another project. On the days that I have the time to be able to do this I specifically stop at a certain time to go reorganize everything I’ve pulled out.

    Mary Mosher
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought everyone could do this ... I remember every place from about age 3! 9 places ...

    Aria the Dog Lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD SAME!!!! I thought I was the only one. This is amazing, I'm not crazy lol.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that's weird. I just did this in my head and so can I. Mostly. One place I know I lived is drawing a partial blank. I say weird because I can't remember most of my friends / my childhood etc - but I could draw a basic floor plan of the places I've lived. Weird what sticks and what does not.

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    #33

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Wrapping presents."

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suck at that. So I just stick gifts in bags with tissue paper and be done with it.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew an old lady who could wrap an entire present without using a single piece of sticky tape. It was all in the folding and tucking. I wish I'd asked her to teach me her secret before she passed away.

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOMEBODY needs to do this. PLEASE.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, never even was taught. Made my wife happy at first but now it infuriates her lol

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh is this rare? I have always loved doing it. My dad taught me and he loved it too.

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought one only acquired this power when they became a mom.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Implied but not said is they have the ability to wrap presents in such a way they do not look like they were wrapped by me.

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    #34

    "I fix tech just by being there. I've lost count of the amount of times my wife/kids/students where I teach will shout 'it doesn't work', to which I walk over, inevitably causing whatever didn't work to start working again. Spoiler: I just make sure they were doing what they wanted to do properly and make them read any error messages."

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ah. I do the opposite. My computer crashed so many times at work, the guys didn't know what to do anymore because rebooting was not a great option (it didn't work). The first time, they said I was typing too fast for the computer so they changed it. LOL. Then again and again, like every 2-3 months. They were really happy when I retired.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too. I can't tell you how many times I'll be at the doctor's office, and hear, "my computer just went down", "sorry, the computer isn't cooperating", or "let's go to another terminal and see if that works". I'm computer kryptonite.

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    sheetzy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work tech support, and this is about 80% of what happens while troubleshooting. And yes, slowing down and seeing what the error actual says is a part of it.

    Majungasaurus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker this morning: “I can’t get this Excel sheet to let me type things???” I clicked “enable editing” when she wasnt paying attention and now she thinks I’m a wizard 😎

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    Binny Tutera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this gift, too. But all I have to do is stand there while they try it one more time to show me it doesn’t work. Without me saying anything, it suddenly works. At one place I worked, I carried a walkie and people would call me to come and stand by them. It happens A LOT, but it’s probably because people pay attention to what they’re doing more when someone is standing there.

    Salty Sasquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this. It's frustrating at home when I try to do something and it doesn't work. I'll try several different things then ask my husband. He comes and stands behind me and say what's wrong? I'll say it doesn't work when I do this! Then it will work.

    Laura Mortensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people where I work who difenitely have the opposite effect on technology. A few of our cashiers always have problems with the registers. I wish I could figure out what they are doing so they could stop doing it...

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I'm one of those people who has an invisible tech gremlin follow me around and jump into whatever I'm trying to use. Fortunately my bestie is one of those who can just look at it with crossed arms and it starts behaving again 😅

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    Sunny Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find things. Daily accounting is out of balance, I glance at the sheet and point out the error. We ran 40k pieces of mail, and can't find 1 statement. I walk over and pull it out from under the machine.

    Richard Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad fixes things just by touching them.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I do that too. I'll be like 'do you need me to threaten it with a screwdriver' and then magically it starts working again LOL!!

    River wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother, somehow every time he touches a computer or any device, it glitches or stops working pretty soon. That’s how I got control of the tv when we’re watching together.

    Pille P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime someone called me over to fix a slightly wonky computer it ended up showing a blue screen as soon as I sat behind it. Usually ended up in windows reinstall and often new harddrive and data recovery. Sometimes motherboard.

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    #35

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "Being able to work continuously to the point where my perception of time might make 8 hours seem like 30 minutes AND I get my work done to clock out on time."

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    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "Being in Flow"...

    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. And I believe basically everyone can do this – although maybe only up to a certain level.

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    Carter Maggard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is probably one of the best I've heard. You must not get bored while doing it.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of highly intelligent people are able to focus for long periods. I have an Uncle who is an amazing engineer who will work all day and forget to eat

    zMajci
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this context, procrastination would be my super power :)

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people with ADHD have this type of hyper focus. Super handy... when it works but not something I could switch on and off.

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had this power

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    #36

    "I can move my ears on command."

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    The Deez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, I read a book called "The Girl with the Silver Eyes" about a little girl who had telekinesis. It mentioned several times how she would push up her glasses without touching them, which, as a seven-year-old glasses wearer, I thought was really cool - so I set about trying to teach myself how to do it! (This is going somewhere, I promise! LOL!) I would sit and concentrate and concentrate, straining every muscle in my lil head and...gasp! Eventually, over a length of time that I can't remember because it was 40 years ago, I realized I could move my glasses a little bit! I was SO STOKED!! I WAS GONNA BE TELEKINETIC! This, Pandas, is how I taught myself to wiggle my ears!

    Lizzie Andricks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can wiggle my ears. figured it out when i got my first pair of glasses. they hooked around my ears closely enough that by pulling my ears back, i could pull my glasses back up my nose if they slipped. i can still wiggle my ears now but it's less useful as my glasses don't fit as tightly anymore.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought of doing that with my ears, I always did it with my nose and making a funny face 😂

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    rodger coghlan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can also, but I can also move them individually

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can wiggle my left ear by itself, without my right ear moving at all. If I try REALLY hard I can wiggle both at the same time, but the right one doesn't move nearly as much as the left.

    sneksneksnek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only move them both at the same time lol

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    Lavi Berko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have this weird thing that i can kind of move my shoulder out of its joint, with minimal movement of my scapula. i can also do some other really weird things.

    Rapunzel With The Loced Hair
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I moved mine as soon as I read this. It's worked as a party trick for the little people (children) at kids parties

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    #37

    "I'm pretty good at minimizing crumbs whilst eating a crumbly cookie."

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    Incompetent Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the exact opposite. I could make a mess with goddamn dry cereal. 😭

    Majungasaurus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could make a mess with a breath mint tbh

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be taught to my sister. We call her the Crumby-monster as she only has to look at something and get crumbs everywhere!

    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty good at maximizing crumbs whilst eating a non-crumbly cookie

    SnubNosedMonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make so many crumbs the cookie dissappear

    Kim Landfather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, that’s not possible! This will go down in the annals of time as a truly astounding event.

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    #38

    seratoninsgone said: "If I drop something by accident, I always somehow make the right decision to either move my foot out of the way or try and catch it with my foot." Silv0r replied: "The things I SHOULD catch (eggs, babies, you name it) I miss and fail badly. But things I should just let go (a 20 kg server, knife, mother-in-law), I always try to catch, haha."

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    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've caught my phone like this many times. I guess that summer in high school when hacky-sack was popular really paid off 😆

    Peter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me about it. I once caught a chef knife behind my knee cap. Woke up in a big red puddle

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was sitting on a table at school, and my friend dropped his bluetooth speaker. I caught it between my shoes!

    Sinclair13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 have amazing reflexes. I'm a nanny and catch babies all the time.once a pool ball accidentally flew off the pool table towards me and I caught it. It's a superpower!

    Ryyde Cade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I catch everything too, I grabbed a burning log, I fear that I will try an catch the iron if I knock it over

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    #39

    "My useless super power is being double jointed in my ankles to the point I can turn both my feet around facing backwards. I was given the nickname crazy legs by a few of my classmates in high school. Its useless cuz not only does it freak people out, sometimes scaring off the more faint of heart but i stopped doing it entirely because the older I get it becomes a bit mire painful when I do it though I'm still definitely able to do pull it off. Most people my age aren't impressed and honestly in hindsight teenagers are impresses by dumb crap like what I'm able to do. Adult life isn't about impressing anyone but yourself or potential employers. More importantly life isn't a popularity contest."

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    The Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! My ring finger is double jointed! At that middle joint, it bends a little too much to the wrong way to be normal.

    Phase9.ka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My arms are. I can grab the back of my skull with my elbow level with my waist. Can't get arm locked lol

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    Linden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they've been assessed for Ehlers-Danlos or other connective tissue disorders?

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please don't do that it's destroying your joints. Learned from a PT. I was like 'hey wanna see a weird thing i can do with my arm' and she was like 'that is hypermobility. please. please do not do that to your body.' XD

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not that impressively double-jointed, but I am hypermobile in a lot of places and I can do it without pain (some I've always been able to do, some more recent), but basically every single doctor I've ever seen has told me (paraphrasing) FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP DOING THAT (joking, they were more polite but the message remains the same, stop doing that)

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can bend my toes all the way under and walk on them. Actually if I am sitting with my feet on the floor without shoes, I fold them on over🤣I feel like my foot will slip if I do not

    Mya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm double jointed everywhere. I can do 🙏🏾 "prayer hands" in the middle of my back.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life ISN'T a popularity contest, it's an HONESTY endurance test. It's easy to tell who's given up on that one.

    Michelle Vaughan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the odd ability to detect whether an actor playing a (sober) role is deep in the throws of addiction. I worked in the field (not very long) & it was deeply surreal when Cory Monteith was on is final season of Glee and I was all "is he SUPPOSED to be playing a guy who's high and hiding it?" and no one else good sense it.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this one should be higher. It's got a verifiable "superpower" that's genuinely useless, and a good message

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    #40

    "I can listen to two conversations at once."

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife said, "are you even listening to me?" I thought it was a weird way to start a conversation.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can listen to hundreds ! I just don’t understand any of them.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can ignore as many simultaneous conversations as my interest level requires.

    Richard Nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once listened to two people talking at once while I was psychotic. I imaginally placed each string of words into its own separate space, and I was able to process them separately at the same time that way.

    Pille P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can listen in a special way where I can repeat in my mind synchronously text another one is saying. Even if it is in another language I don't speak. I can mouth it at the same time too. As soon as I add voice and say it out loud my consentration on listening breaks and I can't hear the words well enough to repeat.

    Kill-Bunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, It's quite fun to do so. Also, to lead a third one.

    Emily Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can listen to three conversations at once.

    Salty Sasquatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can enjoy two different songs at the same time.

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    #41

    Fair_Ad1512 said: "I can grab stuff with my feet. Even chopsticks!" Silv0r replied: "But can you eat sushi with the chopsticks you're holding with your feet? Would love to hear your results haha."

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    Nayla Kanaan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I can do this I can even write with my feet and fun bonus trivia I am right handed but also right footed

    The happy frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am perplexed as to how you can do this but impressed at the same time XD

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    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can write with both hands but never thought it was special. Right-handed mostly but can switch between and often do for chores and tasks. My feet are absolutely useless though. 🦶

    bi_mushr00m
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY CAN I DO MOST OF THESE THINGS?? -yes, i know i'm a mushroom. But in real life, yes.-

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught myself toe dexterity as a teen, mostly so I could plug in a power strip behind a bed without having to move it. Still comes in handy when picking up laundry!

    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to pinch my BF's with my toes, and could pick stuff up.

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    #42

    "I'm an ear rumbler. If I hear something I don't like I can make a thunder sound in my ear holes."

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can also rumble my ears but it ends up making me look very high when I do it

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can rumble my ears too, but my face doesn't change. It's a lot harder to do while smiling though

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    Dixie Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought everyone could do this until I read about it. Asked my family and none of them could do it.

    PastaNoodle Turduckin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the ability to manually flex your tensor tympani muscle inside your ear. We developed this muscle to protect our ears from loud, low-frequency sounds like thunder. I compare the sound to the “background ship rumble” of Star Trek ships, the sound of the engines and reactor and life support. You and I are in a very special and extremely rare group of people according to the National Institute of Health!

    FluffyPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I CAN DO THAT TOO! Whenever I don’t want to listen to something I just do it

    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but you can still hear the majority of it

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    kermit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was normal

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so convenient. Built in noise cancellation.

    Holly The cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can make a crackly sound and sometimes make them pop at high altitudes

    A Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah I can do that too. Mostly during yawning.

    Robin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up my rumble people!

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    #43

    Hamburrgergirl said: "I have accurately predicted two deaths and a birth hours before they happened. Not the craziest thing but just kind of weird." Silv0r replied: "Yeah that's kinda scary! So please don't tell me when I'll die or get a child. I bet you have a small black note book. Is your real name Light Yagami?"

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    marvellady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that gods of death love apples?

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not at all difficult to accurately predict two deaths if you are a serial killer. Just sayin'

    Natasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a reminder it’s after 3 deaths one becomes a serial killer……

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    Jackson Sharpe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you please predict mine? I would like to use my PTO before I lose it.

    meowi.anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so funny i restarted watching death note last night!

    the flame Demon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a dream of my mom getting sick and dying, 5 years later...it happened

    Historyharlot93
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom can do this, and she lives in a nursing home.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell you the score of ANY sports match, before the game actually starts !

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    2 years ago

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    Verinder of the Valley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have predicted my sisters birth while my mother was only two weeks pregnant, in a DREAM, and my grandfathers death.

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God my dad does this. He got on a train, heard another passenger cough (a very normal cough, not a hacking death cough) and immediately thought he was going to die. He died about 20 minutes later.

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    #44

    "I can elicit an angry response from my wife without trying."

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    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    , it's called being an annoying husband...

    JustanotherPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone assuming it's the husband's fault? Firstly, there are a lot of people who are s****y just because. And 2. We don't even know the gender of the partner. Could be a lesbian couple for all we know.

    DP Nerill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to me, my wife got angry with me anytime or anywhere. It became so much, people we knew would notice and talk about it. It was sooo strange because we had been so close in the past and really I was doing nothing wrong. I almost asked for a divorce - after 35 years! But, I just couldn't do it after all we had been through. I thought (hoped) it was a phase. She passed away not long after she was diagnosed with ALS: she must have had it for years. After she passed, I found out from the ALS Society, that anger like she displayed is one of the symptoms of the disease, esp like in her case when it is undiagnosed with the recipient of the anger usually being the one closest to them. I felt guilty about the divorce thing, but now so glad I didn't follow through. It's been over five years now and I still miss her like it was yesterday. So, maybe there is a lesson here somewhere.

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you can. Are you stupid? You are married. All you have to do is start speaking. The only super power here is the ability to dodge whatever it is she'll throw at you.

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, it's because you exist. 😉

    Ione Alva-wies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you’re just kind of toxic to be around, sorry dude

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called being a husband.

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    #45

    CailenBelmont said: "I can pee in my dream without wetting myself." Silv0r replied: "I can't even do it awake. If I'm thinking about peeing it will just start with the flow... can't stop. Won't stop. Scene from Scary Movie 2 comes in my head"

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the opposite. I can NOT pee in a dream. A couple of times it even evolved into lucid dreaming. Very real (to my brain) scenario of me trying to pee and nothing will come out. After a bit of that my brain goes, "Oh, you can't pee, even though you have no trouble peeing, so this is a dream and the body is preventing us from wetting the bed". And not too long after that I'd wake up and go pee for real in the bathroom because those dreams seem to be spawned by a physical need to actually go pee.

    Larry XK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when I have to pee in my dream. I just run around looking for a bathroom and they are either occupied or broke. This goes on for a while until I wake up

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couple of weeks back I got up to pee, but I wasn't convinced I wasn't dreaming. Really not a fun time

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to pee in real life, my dream will always be that I'm desperately looking for a bathroom. It goes on like that until I wake up and run to the toilet. My subconscious really doesn't like a full bladder! :)

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. Last week I woke up to a running water sound and got up to investigate, found that the shower was running, but also the shower head was at the wrong end. Ah ha, I'm still dreaming, good to know because I was about to go pee while I'm in here. Dammit, now I'm lucid and can do anything, but I'm going to have to wake up and go pee..

    Megan Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve done that before (without wetting the bed)

    Pille P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever all the toilets in my dream are broken and stolen and just not there I know I have to wake up and go to pee.

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    #46

    Real-Life-CSI-Guy said: "I can predict the future, but only when I’m joking about the prediction (like it has to be a joke where I’m not even thinking about it might be true, I can’t make a joke to try and manifest the future.)" Silv0r replied: "So let me get this straight... you can only predict the future when you're joking about it, and not even intentionally trying to make the prediction come true. That's like saying you're a superhero, but you only have powers when you're not trying to use them. Talk about a useless talent man, haha! You're awesome."

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the SNL spoof of the Dead Zone with Walken, you are going to be eating peanuts later but one of them is going to be bad

    Ione Alva-wies
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine he was like ‘lol how crazy would it be if a virus struck earth so bad we have a lockdown’ Edit: yes I know that the lockdown happened a while ago

    sheetzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Kel in Mystery Men, Can turn invisible, but only when nobody is looking

    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have dreams that can fortell the future… they are never exact but always very close. They usually happen within two days

    Lori Rommel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a period of about 4 or 5 months, back in 2005, this started happening to me! If I made a sarcastic joke about something, it would happen, or turn out to be true. It was weird. The "ability" departed as mysteriously as it showed up.

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The desire to be enlightened is the greatest obstacle to enlightenment.

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I will magically find 200 million dollars on the ground tomorrow, I will magically find 200 million dollars on the ground tomorrow, I will magically find 200 million dollars on the ground tomorrow…”

    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha imagine if you died in a fire when you went to your aunts A week later : what the actual fu-

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like you can fly if you forget you're falling

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    #47

    "I can stop hiccups whenever I can with enough concentration."

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    Amber Rehm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "will" my hiccups away.. it works 100% of the time. Its never not worked!!..

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I generally only get a "hic" very rarely a full hiccup. And it comes out with me actually saying "hic" aloud.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next time you are with someone who says they have the hiccups ask them to prove it. They won't be able to and their hiccups will stop. It's freaky how well it works. Cured my own hiccups once by asking myself to prove it!

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best cure for hiccups is one spoonful of vinegar. Trust me, it works instantly

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. Sugar also works, and is more pleasant

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    Vinita Talaulikar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get hiccups if I eat too much Chilli..

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could do this. I used to get hiccups a lot in school. Tried holding my breath etc but even when I thought they had stopped, they would start again.

    Sr5turbo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hold my breath past the next hiccup.

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    #48

    "I can touch the cavity behind the uvula with the tip of my tongue. It's only useful to more easily determine if I'm sick, as when I'm sick, that part feels more tender/inflamed."

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    LIAM THE GOD ∞ KITTY
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys, believe it or not, i can make my LIPS, MYY FRICKING LIPS, touch my nose! WITH EASE! also, i can lick my elbow... and turn into a "pretzel" as everyone nicknamed the... umm... "pose". also, i can squeeze a sneeze inside and then blow a small object away with my nose air-no-longer-snot-blast. and more. be afraid of me.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Craaaaaazy. You're Livin on the Edge, Dude. That fills me with Sweet Emotion.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surpasses my skill. I can flatten my tongue (or whatever it is called) so a doctor looking down my throat doesn't need a tongue depressor. Never applied for a job where it seemed worth putting on the CV though. lol

    wowbagger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid to try. I have an irrational fear of swallowing my own tongue.

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    #49

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "My husband can build a perfect snowman in Animal Crossing every time. No tricks or guides, he just knows."

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    #50

    "There is an 'adult store' on the way to my in laws and my SO and I always guess how many cars will be in the parking lot. I am almost always right or one off. It’s uncanny."

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can save $500 a day ! At my bus stop to work is a sign. “$250 fine for spitting”.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate predictions after repeated observations is not remarkable.

    zak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would guess 3, every time. I've never seen more than 3 cars in the parking lot of an adult store lol

    #51

    "I'm unable to spill grape juice. Like, I literally dropped a whole damn glass of it on a white carpet once and it all stayed in that damn glass."

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    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I on the other hand, can't own any clothes that are white, just assume I will only be wearing it once before I stain it

    Display_Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m unable to spill grape juice also…by never having it in my possession

    le_smol_froge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone have that one curious george book

    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one is true

    #52

    "You know that scene in Big Bang Theory where it's all Sheldon's personalities in his head having a meeting. Instead of that every role I've ever played (dnd character, role in a musical, etc.), it is permanently stuck in my head. Sometimes, I go into a British accent just because I've played a British character."

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    Carter Maggard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do this too. It's a fun trick, yet a curse while trying to have a normal conversation.

    Scarlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I’m a natural mimic and I also read my (book) character’s lines out sometimes. She’s British. I was also around Brits all last summer. I slip in and out of a British accent (I think it’s one of the London ones) like water now.

    Rowan_the_raging_raven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do something similar but they are different thoughts I have, like dark thoughts, happy thoughts, and chaotic thoughts... each has a gender and a different narrative

    bi_mushr00m
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES oh god i just read that out loud in a British accent (may help i'm half British)

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    #53

    "I've trained myself to see into the third dimension. It's 'useless' because everybody who isn't missing an eye can do it naturally."

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    Linden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're saying they have one eye but have managed to perceive depth anyway, whereas people with two seeing eyes can use them to perceive depth so don't have to find another way....?

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this work based on motion, and angles, or is it more a ... derived-from-the-image, more direct?

    I.am.pigeon7
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually kinda cool given (I assume) your missing an eye or something

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    #54

    40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird "In war fighting games I know the perfect angle to shot planes down without missing a single shot."

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    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should join the millitary!

    Vinita Talaulikar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should join your country's Airforce Defense.

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Big deal. - Your'e an 8 year old gamer. Not unique.

    Lavi Berko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is actually very unique. most people have to use the guides on the scope and stuff.

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    #55

    "I can tell when a dog needs to poop. This includes dogs other than my own, and I can call it anywhere from a few seconds before the deed all the way up to a few minutes. It’s a blessing, and a curse."

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    Spittnimage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon let's get outta here that dog's gonna poop any second now!

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do think this is a super power?

    BLONDTROBL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😨💩🐕🐩🐈‍⬛🤮

    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just cold reading the dog

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    #56

    "I have a astounding lazy eye I can use to stare to people in the eyes at once."

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m cross eyed, and work as a retail store detective. Nobody. knows I’m watching them!

    #57

    "I somehow can remember random things about celebrities. I'm not particularly interested in celebrities, and it's rare that I look up anything about them. Yet somehow just random details I see on like the cover of a magazine in the checkout line of the grocery store, or something I overhear at a bar, I'll remember for years, but only about this one specific niche topic, so it's not like a real eidetic memory. People tend to think I'm super into pop culture as a result of this random knowledge all the time. Completely useless."

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    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually makes me angry how much I know about the Kardashians, the Royal family, etc. They add absolutely nothing to society, I've never watched their show, why do I know all there names and marriage situations ?

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know completely useless facts. I am pretty good at trivia.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife remembers the birthday of anybody she ever meets, plus movie stars, royalty, etc!

    Kathy Lonergan
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this, too. I am very knowledgeable about old movies and the stars because I always watched those movies with my dad when I was growing up. People knew I liked movies and would by me Hollywood trivia (gossip) books and I just hold onto that info without trying. But can I remember more useful, intellectual info or why I entered a room? Nope. It makes me feel kind of shallow because who cares and where does it get me? And I know way more about the Royals than any American should…SMH.

    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a really mundane one where Jennifer Aniston refuses to place toilet roll with the open end coming from underneath instead of over the top 😆

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    #58

    "I'm colourblind, so I can see all things in a different perspective than others. But I'm the only one so..."

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    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wonder, how do we really know what other's see

    Nucy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my friends also think about that, I’m colourblind but they aren’t but we don’t know if we see blue the same, like we could all see blue a different way and never know.

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    Mary Hiers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is colorblind. He can also find 4-leaf clovers easily. I think the two things are related.

    Luke T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can also tell what color something is supposed to be if it's in greyscale.

    #59

    "My wife calls me captain hindsight because I'm always there for a 'you didn't wanna do that, you should've done this' moment."

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so you are an a*****e?

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup - that's how you get wife assaulted. Again - NOT a super power.

    #60

    "I can't control it, but sometimes when I'm holding something in my hand and I stop paying attention to it the object will teleport somewhere within 10 feet of me. It can be right next to me, inside something I haven't touched in 3 years, or anywhere in between."

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure my cats can teleport, they appear as if from no where, I find them in rooms that had closed doors - very mysterious

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not teleportation. That's frustrated people slapping the thing out of your hand because you are focused on it instead of them. /JK. But seriously - doesn't sound credible.

    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Just What ADHD Is LIke. XD

    Sky Render
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean objects don't seem to obey physics sometimes around me, but I think that's more due to me bumping into them and not noticing it until the object has moved...

    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this and my mom finds it when it was in my back pocket the whole time. Like how?!

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get the drugs you take?

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    #61

    "Every time I go downstairs something nsfw is on the TV, could be a horror movie or the other kind of nsfw, no matter what, its every time."

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    CrazyKnitter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother always chooses movies or TV shows to play in the background that have semi-explicit scenes when guests are coming over. Bonus power: the scene always starts either when the guests are entering the room or we're just about to eat.

    LIAM THE GOD ∞ KITTY
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    n = not s= safe f= for w= work. not safe for work. nudity. inappropriate for kids.

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an old guy. What does this mean ?

    C.M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NSFW means Not Suitable For Work. By "the other kind," they probably meant porn.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens when watching something at the in-laws, movie is normal until they happen to walk in at a nsfw moment

    PowellSkier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your children will hate/admire you for this. My mom had the same power.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hobo secretly living in your basement likes the naughty channels but hides when he hears you hit that one squeaky step.

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