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Marcus Santiago was born and raised in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and was trained in art and illustration at The Kubert School, which specializes in comic books and graphic novels.

For quite a long time, however, Marcus struggled to get a career in art. He did some freelance work here and there, but he usually had full-time office jobs to pay the bills.

"I'm 41, married, no kids, and have lived in New Delhi since I was about 22 or so. It was only last year that I finally got a job in an animation studio writing scripts and drawing storyboards for animation projects," Marcus told Bored Panda. "It was around that time that I started Useless Facts, Badly Drawn."

It's a project through which Marcus shares interesting trivia accompanied by his own illustration. He says it's 100% interesting but 110% useless knowledge you're guaranteed never to use. Unless, of course, you know how to get a seat at Jeopardy!

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hah hah, I laughed a little harder than I should of at this. I also love how the alien is wearing a SETI shirt (Search for Extraterrestrial Life) and the research has a X-Files lunch pail.

Mark Serbian
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It just doesn't get better than that!

David Dunn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how much it cost tax payers to find that out? lol

BeazleBug
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still a famous case among us boffins to this day. Larry really had to have that gas station burrito every day at 11.

Sam Cook
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet things got heated up there.

Osgood_7
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, a d&d monster with the body of an oversized eagle and the head of a stag

Goo Lagoon
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was 1998, not '88. But it really DID take them 17 whole years to figure it out!

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Marcus has always been fascinated with trivia, even as a kid. The stranger the better. "As an only child, I read a lot of books and magazines growing up, which made me a pretty curious kid," he said. "I ran a blog back in the 'old' days of the Internet that had all sorts of random facts and trivia and links to obscure and interesting stuff that had a small but devoted fan following, but I didn't really bother to get it off the ground." Eventually, Marcus even had to delete the blog since he had also posted a lot of personal stuff and ultimately decided to keep his privacy intact."

When I started working at my current job at an animation studio, my co-workers were amused that I could drop all sorts of interesting and weird facts from memory, just in conversation or to be funny or whatever," he said. "And with webcomics becoming so wildly popular on places like Instagram, I thought about doing a simple one-panel strip with strange but true facts on it. Mainly for drawing practice, so I would be drawing for fun regularly."

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    nanashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine the mental terror this man suffered for the rest of his life then

    similarly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    165 people are known to have survived both explosions, but by the time Tsutomu Yamaguchi was given official recognition as a double-hibakusha in 2009, most of the others had already died.

    Maryam Siddiqui
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i love the picture he drew though

    Queen Jackson.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the one man who survived but was incredibly hurt. People reckoned he was in UNFATHOMABLE pain, but researchers kept him alive for study purposes. Insane. (Idk why i brught it up, but i just thought of it?)

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was also a woman who reported to work at a bank that was only a few blocks from ground zero. Before she could open, the bomb detonated. Due to the heavy metal shutters over the windows and doors of the bank, she survived in an area where most others were vaporized.

    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how his health was for all those years.

    Chris DiFonso
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he survive one nuclear bomb, much less two?

    sorlag110
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, in 1945 the US dropped two atomic bombs over civilians in Japan killing over 200 000 people. The US is the only nation that has dropped nuclear bombs on other people. Today there are aprox. 3750 active nuclear warheads in the world. Albert Einstein once said "World war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones".

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    PhantomBuni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although leaflets were dropped warning civilians of the bombing, most people didn’t believe one bomb could wipe out a city. These were horrible tragedies, but America believed they were needed.

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    Marcus said drawing for a living is fantastic but at the end of the day, he's drawing for other people. "It's important to nourish your creativity with your own regular drawing and sketching, and I was hopelessly lazy with that. So I figured, if I made a strip, it would give me an excuse to do quick drawings regularly, and it wouldn't be as huge a commitment as trying to draw my own graphic novel from scratch (which is where my passion really lies, but it's such a lot of work)."

    When he launched Useless Facts, Badly Drawn, his co-workers and friends were wildly supportive, sharing it and encouraging the creator. After a while, Marcus had a eureka moment: he realized that if he wrote out the "useless fact" bit, added a joke at the end, and made the illustration funny or silly, then it really connected with the reader and got a lot more views, likes, and comments. "If you check, you'll see that the first few strips didn't have a joke, just an illustration and the fact. The later strips started incorporating more humor. So I think the humor helped set it apart from any millions of similar other 'did you know' pages on the internet and gave the strip its own sort of flavor."

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is morbidly funny to me. I feel so sorry for his poor assistant and that one observer.

    Kent Grigsby
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should work for the U.S. Covid -19 response team!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's a malpractice suite if I ever heard one.

    Boudica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was anyone left alive to sue him!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure he's the same guy who invented Listerine.

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was named for Joseph Lister, created by Joseph Lawrence in honor of him.

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    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't know much back then.

    ebony1k124 touch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took amazing talent in a morbid, twisted way.

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    To Marcus, choosing what fact to feature in the series next is easy. "I've always had a ton of trivia in my head. The basic idea is, if I find it really interesting and fascinating, then others probably would, too."

    "I've got a few files filled up with facts that are ready to be turned into strips. My biggest problem isn't coming up with facts, it's making sure they're small enough to fit into an Instagram square format, and also coming up with a joke or snarky comment at the end to make it a little funnier."

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA looks like it has a little penis hanging :D

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, I always thought of Florida as usa's thingamybop

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    Richard Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both countries having something to hide from the people that a story scared them

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Orwell's "1984" feels more relevant than ever in this day and age.

    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was offered for a publisher today... I bet the reply would be a luke warm "meh".

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    Christina Ciccarelli
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now it is being used as an instruction manual in 2020.

    Thomas Ewing
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was required reading in my High School, USA 1971.

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, they say "Never the twain shall meet".

    sebastian nye
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    moral of the story: banning books is totalitarian in nature and has no place in a free country

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    There's a lot of misinformation running around in the (online) world today, and Marcus really doesn't want to add to that. He said he always tries to find good, solid sources before turning a fact into a comic strip, and that he'd be embarrassed if it turned out to be inaccurate.

    "A good example is my recent strip about George Orwell's 1984, because I read [somewhere] that it was banned in the USSR for being anti-communist, but also banned in the USA for being pro-communist. While the fact is technically correct, it turns out the full story is that it was banned in a few cities and school districts in the USA, it wasn't banned across the country as such. So I feel bad about rushing that research. I maintain that it's still technically true, but it's a reminder that I should be really careful."

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    Roshan Dash
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History repeating itself with anti-mask protests 🤦‍♂️

    Ben Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually not related at all. Helmets only save you...masks save everyone. I don't care if you don't wear a helmet, it's your head. Wear a mask though, that affects me and my family.

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    SanchaTheSeeker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the people who publicly post they don't believe in COVID then get it

    Paul K. Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty common. It's why helmets were invented and in many places required by law.

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots killing one person at a time :I

    Nameless 4
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won a Darwin Award, too, for obvious reasons.

    Stannous Flouride
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Organ donorship should be required with every motorcycle license.

    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad he didn't live to know the difference between helmet/no helmet.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and for a moment in his life, he had average height

    Nora
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for the rest of the world: 121,9 cm and 237,7 cm by the time he died. *flies away*

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I were taller. Great! Ok, you can stop now. STOP!!!

    Wolfowl
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT'S a growth spurt!

    Cori
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet that poor man hurt all the time having grown that fast.

    Paula Hannon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine him trying to buy clothes and constantly having to change the size.

    KarmaPeace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I bet that growth spurt hurt like hell for a long time as he kept on growing

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    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the first 'found footage' horror film. Oh and also an excellent film (uncut).

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you did a good job when people refuse to believe your movie is fake.

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately ALL the animals that were killed in the film were REALLY KILLED. The turtle was really captured and decapitated and had its shell hacked off. In one take a monkey was killed but not in the way that pleased the director, so they got and killed another one too. The monkeys in the filmed were usually scalped so their brains could be eaten straight out of their heads. And the squealing noises of pain and terror made by the wild pigs as they were hunted and killed was 100% real as what was happening to them on screen really happened to them.

    Nikki Jo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. how awful. where was it filmed? Isnt that illegal in the US?

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    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I didn't see it.

    ebony1k124 touch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were the people that made the movie possessed in some way?

    Mshauri Mazuri
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so grotesque that until this day, I never fully watch the film.

    John Bell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen it in a theater. I didnt think it was that great to be honest.

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    Lucas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me curious. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_companies Might not be 100% accurate of course but still fairly interesting.

    Joeshar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zildjan, first produced bells for Ottoman army band. Zildjan=zilci=beller

    zims
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the illustration a caveman? In the 1600 the Ottoman Empire was thriving, they were refining the steam engine, and Europe was coming out of the Renaissance.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Sabian was founded by a Zildjian descendant here in the US

    John Doe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f*ck is there a caveman on the drawing? This was literally decades after the Mayflower reached Plymouth.

    John Doe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even decades, literally 3 f*ckin' years! I forgot the "23" in the date.

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    Mild Anxiety! At The Disco
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I played one of those in band class! Just thought the logo was cool, didn’t know it was four centuries old lmao

    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love stuff like that.

    Norman Weatherly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hudson Bay company is really, really old. Founded 2 May 1670; 350 years ago.

    Lily Mae Kitty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he saying this is what people looked like in Constantinople in 1623...b/c no.

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    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwweeeee! Too bad....

    similarly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure you can say it didn't work if it was never tested.

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't work? But it seems so feasible.

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Military intelligence at work...

    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. I thought research lab people were intelligent. Guess I was wrong.

    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who got the idea for that ?

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    ebony1k124 touch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It baffles me that people actually take chances eating puffer fish. However, there are only a handful of certified chefs that have been trained to prepare the fish correctly so diners don't die. It is also illegal to prepare and serve puffer if you aren't qualified. Some people like living on the edge.

    Nevits Yibble
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I thought this was more common knowledge that it is

    Niflheim Der
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spanish it is exactly the other way around. Mushrooms are venomous and snakes are poisonous.

    the child
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a venomous snake bit a poisonous puffer fish, both would die

    Goo Lagoon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was common knowledge.

    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a personal opinion, yes?

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to trick some KKK dorks into making one of their crosses using this wood.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, mother nature at her very finest. In Spanish speaking countries, the tree is also referred to as "la manzanilla de la muerte" AKA "the little apple of death".

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti social tree. I can relate.

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be a great addition to a poison garden.

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure it's not native to Australia?

    Janine B.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still Karen insits to hug the tree.

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not good for them , tusks help them in the wild, like pushing things or carrying logs. Covid is good for them as it kills humans. Imagine losing a part of you just cause people are vain and sadist as f**k. God I wish I was allowed to shoot people. Let the city go to purge

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    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing at the illustration of Bobo's Thing Removal service though!

    frangee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, I can't stand those evil poachers, I hope this will stop them.

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are a scourge upon the world: the ones who covet ivory and the ones who kill for it.

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that in fewer decades there will be no more humans.

    Useless Facts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With runaway climate change, that might well happen :/

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    Robin DJW
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, but only in the event that there are any elephants at all a few decades from now.

    Shelp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains also why there are no more unicorns around. They evolved and became regular horses.

    Pedro Hasashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, no sign of humans evolving into creatures that do not their own planet and creaturesm

    beja flor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know about this. I think it's really sad that this has to be the solution.

    Judith Wilson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really sad that elephants have no other natural defenses because of their trusting nature - other than stomping on a live danger to the herd

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the USA government should restart the publishing of Continuum denying the existence of Covid-19 and make Trump head editor.

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is actually following strict anti-covid measures himself. Everyone he comes into contact with has to be tested for his safety....he just doesn't give a c**p about the people living in his country.

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    Kjorn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the editors? damn… what did they did to all get it?

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredible...talk about denial.

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, many idiots in one place plus time equals Zero idiots in one place later? :D

    Judith Wilson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a "repeat customer" comes into the store where I work, and just as she is leaving, adds another disaster to her list of everything she says never happened, are not happening, and never will happen. I so look forward to her visits.

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    Tardis42
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The magazine wasn't published in the U.S., it was published in the U.K. Also, it's misleading to say it simply denied the existence of AIDS. It acknowledged HIV, and was published by people in the gay community who wanted to provide information outside of mainstream science for people who were HIV positive.

    Charlotte Dupre
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still poeple believing that

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    les
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if we're lucky someone will make an animated moo vie for us

    Stille20
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake news! That is not poorly drawn at all! ;)

    Richard Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never forget the old BSE saying: Beware of the cow that quacks

    Mare Freed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to hear more about this.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And birds sing in regional accents also.

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    Steve Barnett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, was a Darwin Award winner.

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he won a spot on the Wikipedia Unusual Deaths list.

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    Alex Dale
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My headteacher told my class about this in primary school. I don't remember why, but I remember him telling us the story

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The window frame on the other hand was breakable--and so was the lawyer!

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the old video "This guy is added to the stupidest robbers list" still on You Tube. Still makes me laugh. One person comments, in part, "...drops like a sack of wet cement." Oh yeah.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mythbusters S1 covered this, except the myth then was that the window did break.

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading about that. Can you imagine his co-workers in the room when it happened. They're probably on permanent disability.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I helped build a minimum-security federal prison that had unbreakable glass instead of bars and cells for the inmates. Patty Hearst was confined there.

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I went around work trying to break windows I'd be fired.

    John Doe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same logic that the Jurassic Park builders had when making the fences taller instead of actually reinforcing them in case the power went out.

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    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good news is that this little guy survived the January 2020 eruption of Taal Volcano. https://twitter.com/annamaria_84/status/1234897531265593347

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So like a natural occurring Matrioshka? :D

    Ileana Sky Aviles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live here. When the volcano exploded a few months back we all went out and got covered in ash. It's the most exciting thing we've had since.

    pei meow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the aliens 😐

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Island --> Lake --> Island --> Lake --> Vulcan Point

    Bella
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island

    80 Van
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is Vulcan Island the largest island in a lake if it’s inside of a larger island that is in a larger lake?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is just three languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be a single language.

    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do something sililar in Dutch with flying flies: Als achter vliegende vliegen (de) vliegende vliegen vliegen, vliegen (de) vliegende vliegen (de) vliegende vliegen achterna

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have that in Germany, too. Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.

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    Joey Marlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in American English... Sadly, it doesn't work in England. :-(

    Tina Jemc
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gore gore gore gore. That means "The mountains burn worse in higher altitudes." Idk if it's true, but it is gramatically correct in serbian language.

    Demongrrrrl
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    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buffalo, NY got its name from the French Beau Vallee, "Beautiful Valley". It had nothing to do with the animal.

    Maria Ivanilova
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Russian we have a similar thing too. За пещаной косой, лопоухий косой пал под острой косой, косой бабы с косой. It reads something like this : Za peschanoyi kosoyi, lopouhii kosoyi pal pod ostroyi kosoyi, kosoyi babi s kosoyi.

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Badger badger badger badger badger.... (sorry - couldn't resist. An oldie/goodie from the 90s)

    Beeps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen hinterher. You’re welcome. 😝

    frangee
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend told me this, I agree with the last bit, just look at our spelling! Over in England (in America it's easier sometimes).

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a few people within half a mile experienced vomíting and the evacuation part is a myth not supported by actual records.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ach facts! Stories are so much more entertaining without them, aren't they?

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    frangee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the skunk scientist!

    KombatBunni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has to be bad if he's covering his face!

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    Osgood_7
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not mess with organic sulfur compounds

    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling bovine feces on this one as thioacetone is unstable at room temperatures and quickly trimerizes into a much less stinky form....now beta-mercaptoethanol....that is a stink that clears out labs. I once got a small drop of it on my shoe, and being noseblind to it after working with it all day, did not understand at first why the pub I stopped at after work cleared out for a natural gas leak...

    --
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His mask is not effective, because of his facial hair

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should smell my dog farts

    Mshauri Mazuri
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fart you've been holding on for too long is deadly, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Avery Day
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you thought durians were bad....

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhotacism is where you cannot pronounce the letter R. A Lisp is where you cannot pronounce the letter S. So if you have either of these conditions you cannot pronounce it. So yeah, the English language was invented not only by someone who hates people but someone who likes to make fun of people as well.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regarding the English language being invented by someone who hates people, err, that word is Greek.

    Tài Trần
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hippopo... and I believe that it somehow relates to hippopotamus.

    Cigdem Kanburoğlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still Turkish beats the word record for the longest. Although you can make sentences include subject, time, verb and more in one word.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have made long lists of how English is a f###ed up language. And don't get me started on the insanity of English spelling, not while the Scarborough tough coughs and hiccoughs while he ploughs through dough.

    Louise 89
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also stutter and lisp ??? Were they being cruel on perpose? Lol

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well do you know anything how Germans create a word? Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft Or Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften

    Goo Lagoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Technical term"... Nope, it's a made up term by people who like to make up terms for phobias. No psychology textbook is listing this as a real term ffs

    Rare Wubbox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be scared of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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    lara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a program on pyramids an archaeologist noted that no one knows how many pyramids there actually are as satellite imaging has shown many possible pyramids buried in the sands.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are usually smaller pyramids, properly called mastabas. This was one of those trivial facts that my students used to love to learn.

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And probably every single one of them built by slaves...

    sorlag110
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pyramids of ancient Egypt were built mostly by farmers who needed extra work during flooding season. They got paid, free food and could quit at any time. Although there were slaves in ancient Egypt, and some were put to work at state projects, there were too few of them to constitute a workforce because they were a status symbol reserved for the topmost powerful.

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    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Polly want crack. He sold Polly crack!". Make the joke right, guys

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a (hoot!!) to hear. What on earth could a parrot say that is permissible.

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a joke...or just for show...

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly this really did happen, but the parrot in questions was named Bud: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40665520

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    Avery Day
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Phoenix Wright was the lawyer in that trial....

    Efia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "non-human animal"?! :D

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?? Humans are animals. So when referring to animals but excluding human beings you call them "non-human animals".

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    Al Reilly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love to know what he said!!

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    SaltyAK69 CancerAK420
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a small town in Michigan named Hell. It is only 6 hours away from Paradise, Michigan. YEET

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In northern mythology hell was indeed a cold place, so very fitting!

    Nameless 4
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a major highway that leads to either in Norway or Michigan

    Phil DeBlanc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a town called Paradise (California) was burned to the ground (by hellfire?).

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell is also a town in Michigan, which also freezes over. A better phraise, is: when hell ceases to freeze over!

    emily faith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also a hell Michigan, USA

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    Al Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very interesting story but Sealand isn't officially recognised as a country by anyone, so it's status as one is highly debatable.

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is a country. Downvotes will be prosecuted in accordance with local laws.

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    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's strange to describe it as a "sunken barge." It's a WWII fort, pre-fabricated and installed by "sinking" it onto the sea floor.

    Asia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I apply for citizenship? After recent elections I feel like leaving Poland...

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to our politicians here, I'll trade you. Any job openings in Lodz, Wroclaw, or Gdansk? You can have this AZ heat!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still become a Sir or Dame (Knighthood) for just €119.99 (https://sealandgov.org/)

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own some land there....I'm passing it on to my children.

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    Palestinian warrior
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Vatican city was the smallest country?

    Goo Lagoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a "sunken barge", I think the artist was doing this off of a poor memory, rather than from sources

    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to live there when the zombies attack.

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a little creepy don't you think?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still go see some of these monks today. One of the most famous, Tetsumonkai, even wears sunglasses from time to time.

    Jennifer Gould
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looked it up! Thank you for sharing...I think! lol

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    Avery Day
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not useless. I included it in my novel

    Cathy Gaines
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep it's true I've visited one on the island of Koh Samui, Thailand !

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    Oathbraker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think he just got tired of the endless lies of politicians and had a submarine waiting for him to begin his new life.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was postulated that he did not drown but was picked up by the Chinese as he was a traitor and this was his way to escape from the "net drawing" around him. There was a big article in Time Magazine about it.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's funny is there are public baths named after him..go figure..

    Elizabeth Gardner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where he disappeared is known for its undersea hollows and caves and a tide can pull people in and they may never resurface. There also blow holes there.

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the bottle of Vegemite!

    Karen Lees
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, technically he was lost at sea.....

    nettie netwitch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might have made a shark very happy :-)

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, where did he go, if he didn't die where is he?

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now imagine the death rate if he had had a cell phone.

    KatHat
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    5 years ago

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    Well, he could still only die once.

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    Robin DJW
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goats love beer. This so could have happened - fermented figs! Goats are inherently funny anyway, even sober, so this could easily have been a killer.

    Roy Phillips
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read of a fellow in England who ate a large meal, then sat down to watch his favorite sitcom. Midway thru the show, he died. Autopsy said death came about because of the strain of laughing and digesting his food at the same time.

    Nona Bgo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death by hysteria, the guy was clearly playing Sims :))

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this tale before, but the blitzed beastie was a donkey.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name was Mithridates VI, he was no roman general but King of Pontos and and so a sworn enemy of Rome....

    XianJaguar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm upvoting this one mainly for the hilarious drawing.

    Giovanni Gallo
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mithridates (and not Mithradites) was not a Roman general, but the king of Pontus, one of the woerst enemies of Rome. He committe suicide after being defeated by the Romans (not for a n internal rebellion).

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the fact that Facebook is on the poison rack

    Goo Lagoon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May or may not be true. Surviving accounts from so long ago are sparse and often were based more on hearsay than hard facts.

    Rifty and Tiko Fish Soldier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not just let them kill u. suicide is embarrassing.

    John Doe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy got his buddy to stab him before he could be captured or killed.

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened 1.5 to 2 billion years ago, long before dinosaurs existed.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why do I see dinosaurs right there while It's happening? Answer me that!

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    Sasha Kuleshov
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So nature beat us to nuclear fission? XD

    Marek Yanchurak
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sun beat us to nuclear fusion by oh, about 4.5 billion years (and counting, so far).

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    Erica
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that seems odd. Why do we always assume aliens would have superior/advanced technology? Is it not plausible they are developing at a comparable rate or simply short of an ability to reach us and therefore unaware of the phenomenon?

    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. I mean, what if aliens are just like us? Still unable to find us, the same way we're unable to find them? I believe aliens are there, just very very very far away.

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    Mangoes'nRum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they'll come only if we advertise it right? Even extra-terrestrial life forms that have hiked through the Solar system trail may not have seen it because it's quite rare.

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin and Hobbes. https://www.pinterest.ie/pin/81135230760250314/

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is silly. Any spacefaring alien could set up their own eclipse on their spaceship by positioning the spaceship behind their planet.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to figure out how to link this to Pink Floyd's "Eclipse" but the idea is going dark on me...

    Richard Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats to say they are not in disguise and watching eclipses on some sort of intergalactic cruise starship

    Maddie Painter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be "aliens" to us would think WE were the aliens. How amusing.

    Anor Anor
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    5 years ago

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    God made the moon and the sun the exact same relative size from Earth so that Einstein and the all humans could learn about light and gravity thus expanding our knowledge of Him. Knock and the door will be opened to you..

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    Awia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Krampus is still a thing in some European countries

    MauKini
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesnt always snatch the kids, in some parts of germany he brings pieces of coal to the naughty kids.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we still have "Knecht Ruprecht" in germany who seems to be a modified version of Krampus. Knecht Ruprecht ist Santa's evil helper. Good kids get presents from Santa's sack. Bad kids get beaten with Knecht Ruprecht'snstick and then shoved into Knecht Ruprecht's sack

    Thunder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Krampus would come inside houses with Sinterklaas (the original Santa Claus, based on a priest from Turkey) and Sinterklaas would tell him if the kids were bad or good and Krampus would take the bad kids. So Santa Claus helped him...

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm, no. Krampus existed way before Santa Claus was invented. Also he does not "accompany" Santa.

    Thunder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did. With Santa they mean Sinterklaas, the original Dutch one

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    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Santa Claus" is "Christmas goat" in Finnish. Not that he is ever depicted as a goat.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought krampus was an intestinal condition...

    Suzy Lee Ferry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we call him 'père fouettard' (in the est of France) which would roughly translate as 'father whipper'. Used to scare the s**t out of me when I was a kid

    Christina Ciccarelli
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are we explaining any legend of St. (aka Saint - holy person in Christianity) Nick as being pre-Christian folklore?

    Goo Lagoon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pre-Christian folklore" really only folklore of the Alpine region like Austria. And there's no actual evidence of belief in Krampus before Christianization. It might be based on pagan beliefs, but that's just a theory.

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    Fred and George Weasley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you let your kid fly a plane, risking peoples lives. that kid's dad was pretty stupid

    Potato
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your dad to lock up his flying car.

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    Fish Boden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrific. I'm having a lot of difficulty finding humour in this one.

    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to laugh at the absurdity, not at the victims and aftermath.

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    ge pa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a whole documentary about this in mayday series

    Radek Suski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sat his son behind the controls because the plane flew on autopilot. What he didn't knew (why) is that if you move the yoke in airbus, the autopilot will disengage thus he crashed the plane

    Anor Anor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't everyone who has ever used cruise control on a car know this? Touch the brake and it's off.

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    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he was stupid unfortunately, they all paid the price.

    KarmaPeace
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holymoly what on earth was he thinking. Yeah everyone wants their kids to be proud and look up to them even idolise them, but this is just pure recklessness

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's just to protect their interests. They don't want someone to make a profit out of their software. If you can make nuclear weapons with ITumes, Apple will do it themselves.

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they don't forbid making conventional weapons with iTunes? So if I can commercialise my iClubs (for bashing heads in with style), I don't have to pay apple a single dime?

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    Olivier Caissy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the missile silos run on Linux?

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they surely don't run on iTunes...

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    Richard Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last thing anyone wants is to be Rick Rolled as a nuke drops from the skies

    Jess-a-men
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn, there go my plans for the weekend.

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for skipping the license agreement

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    Jesse
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the device contains encryption technology they have to include this to be able to export it. A lot of consumer electronics have similar clauses, but nobody reads the EULAs or About sections. For a long time you couldn't export the US version of Internet Explorer at all.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing all the c**p that people are believing I suspect that (t)rumpology is thriving.

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't even crack the surface.

    Jerry Oary
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people don't realize it but Sylvester Stallones (yes Rocky/Rambo) mom does rumpology readings. He won't talk about it though.

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great way for an a*s-enthusiast to see as many as they would like...sadly I think the people who'd go for readings probably won't be the cleanest lot

    Peet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many puns in this one... It cracked me open.

    Bacony
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bet its a con to see butts

    Ben Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat earthers are all about this

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