“Useless Facts, Badly Drawn”: 33 Random Bits Of Trivia That Are Totally True
Marcus Santiago was born and raised in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and was trained in art and illustration at The Kubert School, which specializes in comic books and graphic novels.
For quite a long time, however, Marcus struggled to get a career in art. He did some freelance work here and there, but he usually had full-time office jobs to pay the bills.
"I'm 41, married, no kids, and have lived in New Delhi since I was about 22 or so. It was only last year that I finally got a job in an animation studio writing scripts and drawing storyboards for animation projects," Marcus told Bored Panda. "It was around that time that I started Useless Facts, Badly Drawn."
It's a project through which Marcus shares interesting trivia accompanied by his own illustration. He says it's 100% interesting but 110% useless knowledge you're guaranteed never to use. Unless, of course, you know how to get a seat at Jeopardy!
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Hah hah, I laughed a little harder than I should of at this. I also love how the alien is wearing a SETI shirt (Search for Extraterrestrial Life) and the research has a X-Files lunch pail.
It was 1998, not '88. But it really DID take them 17 whole years to figure it out!
Marcus has always been fascinated with trivia, even as a kid. The stranger the better. "As an only child, I read a lot of books and magazines growing up, which made me a pretty curious kid," he said. "I ran a blog back in the 'old' days of the Internet that had all sorts of random facts and trivia and links to obscure and interesting stuff that had a small but devoted fan following, but I didn't really bother to get it off the ground." Eventually, Marcus even had to delete the blog since he had also posted a lot of personal stuff and ultimately decided to keep his privacy intact."
When I started working at my current job at an animation studio, my co-workers were amused that I could drop all sorts of interesting and weird facts from memory, just in conversation or to be funny or whatever," he said. "And with webcomics becoming so wildly popular on places like Instagram, I thought about doing a simple one-panel strip with strange but true facts on it. Mainly for drawing practice, so I would be drawing for fun regularly."
This reminds me of the one man who survived but was incredibly hurt. People reckoned he was in UNFATHOMABLE pain, but researchers kept him alive for study purposes. Insane. (Idk why i brught it up, but i just thought of it?)
There was also a woman who reported to work at a bank that was only a few blocks from ground zero. Before she could open, the bomb detonated. Due to the heavy metal shutters over the windows and doors of the bank, she survived in an area where most others were vaporized.
Yes, in 1945 the US dropped two atomic bombs over civilians in Japan killing over 200 000 people. The US is the only nation that has dropped nuclear bombs on other people. Today there are aprox. 3750 active nuclear warheads in the world. Albert Einstein once said "World war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones".
Load More Replies...Although leaflets were dropped warning civilians of the bombing, most people didn’t believe one bomb could wipe out a city. These were horrible tragedies, but America believed they were needed.
Marcus said drawing for a living is fantastic but at the end of the day, he's drawing for other people. "It's important to nourish your creativity with your own regular drawing and sketching, and I was hopelessly lazy with that. So I figured, if I made a strip, it would give me an excuse to do quick drawings regularly, and it wouldn't be as huge a commitment as trying to draw my own graphic novel from scratch (which is where my passion really lies, but it's such a lot of work)."
When he launched Useless Facts, Badly Drawn, his co-workers and friends were wildly supportive, sharing it and encouraging the creator. After a while, Marcus had a eureka moment: he realized that if he wrote out the "useless fact" bit, added a joke at the end, and made the illustration funny or silly, then it really connected with the reader and got a lot more views, likes, and comments. "If you check, you'll see that the first few strips didn't have a joke, just an illustration and the fact. The later strips started incorporating more humor. So I think the humor helped set it apart from any millions of similar other 'did you know' pages on the internet and gave the strip its own sort of flavor."
This is morbidly funny to me. I feel so sorry for his poor assistant and that one observer.
That was named for Joseph Lister, created by Joseph Lawrence in honor of him.
Load More Replies...To Marcus, choosing what fact to feature in the series next is easy. "I've always had a ton of trivia in my head. The basic idea is, if I find it really interesting and fascinating, then others probably would, too."
"I've got a few files filled up with facts that are ready to be turned into strips. My biggest problem isn't coming up with facts, it's making sure they're small enough to fit into an Instagram square format, and also coming up with a joke or snarky comment at the end to make it a little funnier."
Weird, I always thought of Florida as usa's thingamybop
Load More Replies...Both countries having something to hide from the people that a story scared them
George Orwell's "1984" feels more relevant than ever in this day and age.
If it was offered for a publisher today... I bet the reply would be a luke warm "meh".
Load More Replies...moral of the story: banning books is totalitarian in nature and has no place in a free country
There's a lot of misinformation running around in the (online) world today, and Marcus really doesn't want to add to that. He said he always tries to find good, solid sources before turning a fact into a comic strip, and that he'd be embarrassed if it turned out to be inaccurate.
"A good example is my recent strip about George Orwell's 1984, because I read [somewhere] that it was banned in the USSR for being anti-communist, but also banned in the USA for being pro-communist. While the fact is technically correct, it turns out the full story is that it was banned in a few cities and school districts in the USA, it wasn't banned across the country as such. So I feel bad about rushing that research. I maintain that it's still technically true, but it's a reminder that I should be really careful."
It's actually not related at all. Helmets only save you...masks save everyone. I don't care if you don't wear a helmet, it's your head. Wear a mask though, that affects me and my family.
Load More Replies...Like the people who publicly post they don't believe in COVID then get it
This one is pretty common. It's why helmets were invented and in many places required by law.
Organ donorship should be required with every motorcycle license.
And for the rest of the world: 121,9 cm and 237,7 cm by the time he died. *flies away*
Imagine him trying to buy clothes and constantly having to change the size.
Wow, I bet that growth spurt hurt like hell for a long time as he kept on growing
Also the first 'found footage' horror film. Oh and also an excellent film (uncut).
You know you did a good job when people refuse to believe your movie is fake.
Load More Replies...Unfortunately ALL the animals that were killed in the film were REALLY KILLED. The turtle was really captured and decapitated and had its shell hacked off. In one take a monkey was killed but not in the way that pleased the director, so they got and killed another one too. The monkeys in the filmed were usually scalped so their brains could be eaten straight out of their heads. And the squealing noises of pain and terror made by the wild pigs as they were hunted and killed was 100% real as what was happening to them on screen really happened to them.
wow. how awful. where was it filmed? Isnt that illegal in the US?
Load More Replies...Its so grotesque that until this day, I never fully watch the film.
Why the f*ck is there a caveman on the drawing? This was literally decades after the Mayflower reached Plymouth.
Not even decades, literally 3 f*ckin' years! I forgot the "23" in the date.
Load More Replies...Oh I played one of those in band class! Just thought the logo was cool, didn’t know it was four centuries old lmao
The Hudson Bay company is really, really old. Founded 2 May 1670; 350 years ago.
is he saying this is what people looked like in Constantinople in 1623...b/c no.
It baffles me that people actually take chances eating puffer fish. However, there are only a handful of certified chefs that have been trained to prepare the fish correctly so diners don't die. It is also illegal to prepare and serve puffer if you aren't qualified. Some people like living on the edge.
In Spanish it is exactly the other way around. Mushrooms are venomous and snakes are poisonous.
I'd love to trick some KKK dorks into making one of their crosses using this wood.
Ahhh, mother nature at her very finest. In Spanish speaking countries, the tree is also referred to as "la manzanilla de la muerte" AKA "the little apple of death".
It is not good for them , tusks help them in the wild, like pushing things or carrying logs. Covid is good for them as it kills humans. Imagine losing a part of you just cause people are vain and sadist as f**k. God I wish I was allowed to shoot people. Let the city go to purge
Load More Replies...Humans are a scourge upon the world: the ones who covet ivory and the ones who kill for it.
Too bad viruses can't infect only rotten people.
Load More Replies...With runaway climate change, that might well happen :/
Load More Replies...Sadly, no sign of humans evolving into creatures that do not their own planet and creaturesm
Didn't know about this. I think it's really sad that this has to be the solution.
It is really sad that elephants have no other natural defenses because of their trusting nature - other than stomping on a live danger to the herd
Load More Replies...Perhaps the USA government should restart the publishing of Continuum denying the existence of Covid-19 and make Trump head editor.
Trump is actually following strict anti-covid measures himself. Everyone he comes into contact with has to be tested for his safety....he just doesn't give a c**p about the people living in his country.
Load More Replies...So, many idiots in one place plus time equals Zero idiots in one place later? :D
a "repeat customer" comes into the store where I work, and just as she is leaving, adds another disaster to her list of everything she says never happened, are not happening, and never will happen. I so look forward to her visits.
Load More Replies...The magazine wasn't published in the U.S., it was published in the U.K. Also, it's misleading to say it simply denied the existence of AIDS. It acknowledged HIV, and was published by people in the gay community who wanted to provide information outside of mainstream science for people who were HIV positive.
And he won a spot on the Wikipedia Unusual Deaths list.
Load More Replies...Mythbusters S1 covered this, except the myth then was that the window did break.
I live here. When the volcano exploded a few months back we all went out and got covered in ash. It's the most exciting thing we've had since.
English is just three languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be a single language.
You can do something sililar in Dutch with flying flies: Als achter vliegende vliegen (de) vliegende vliegen vliegen, vliegen (de) vliegende vliegen (de) vliegende vliegen achterna
We have that in Germany, too. Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.
Load More Replies..."Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in American English... Sadly, it doesn't work in England. :-(
Buffalo, NY got its name from the French Beau Vallee, "Beautiful Valley". It had nothing to do with the animal.
In Russian we have a similar thing too. За пещаной косой, лопоухий косой пал под острой косой, косой бабы с косой. It reads something like this : Za peschanoyi kosoyi, lopouhii kosoyi pal pod ostroyi kosoyi, kosoyi babi s kosoyi.
What ain't grammatically correct? They isn't even translated yet!
Load More Replies...Badger badger badger badger badger.... (sorry - couldn't resist. An oldie/goodie from the 90s)
Only a few people within half a mile experienced vomíting and the evacuation part is a myth not supported by actual records.
Ach facts! Stories are so much more entertaining without them, aren't they?
Load More Replies...I'm calling bovine feces on this one as thioacetone is unstable at room temperatures and quickly trimerizes into a much less stinky form....now beta-mercaptoethanol....that is a stink that clears out labs. I once got a small drop of it on my shoe, and being noseblind to it after working with it all day, did not understand at first why the pub I stopped at after work cleared out for a natural gas leak...
Rhotacism is where you cannot pronounce the letter R. A Lisp is where you cannot pronounce the letter S. So if you have either of these conditions you cannot pronounce it. So yeah, the English language was invented not only by someone who hates people but someone who likes to make fun of people as well.
Still Turkish beats the word record for the longest. Although you can make sentences include subject, time, verb and more in one word.
People have made long lists of how English is a f###ed up language. And don't get me started on the insanity of English spelling, not while the Scarborough tough coughs and hiccoughs while he ploughs through dough.
Well do you know anything how Germans create a word? Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft Or Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
"Technical term"... Nope, it's a made up term by people who like to make up terms for phobias. No psychology textbook is listing this as a real term ffs
These are usually smaller pyramids, properly called mastabas. This was one of those trivial facts that my students used to love to learn.
The pyramids of ancient Egypt were built mostly by farmers who needed extra work during flooding season. They got paid, free food and could quit at any time. Although there were slaves in ancient Egypt, and some were put to work at state projects, there were too few of them to constitute a workforce because they were a status symbol reserved for the topmost powerful.
Load More Replies...Supposedly this really did happen, but the parrot in questions was named Bud: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40665520
Load More Replies...?? Humans are animals. So when referring to animals but excluding human beings you call them "non-human animals".
Load More Replies...There is a small town in Michigan named Hell. It is only 6 hours away from Paradise, Michigan. YEET
And a town called Paradise (California) was burned to the ground (by hellfire?).
This is a very interesting story but Sealand isn't officially recognised as a country by anyone, so it's status as one is highly debatable.
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Load More Replies...It's strange to describe it as a "sunken barge." It's a WWII fort, pre-fabricated and installed by "sinking" it onto the sea floor.
How do I apply for citizenship? After recent elections I feel like leaving Poland...
Compared to our politicians here, I'll trade you. Any job openings in Lodz, Wroclaw, or Gdansk? You can have this AZ heat!
Load More Replies...You can still become a Sir or Dame (Knighthood) for just €119.99 (https://sealandgov.org/)
I own some land there....I'm passing it on to my children.
Load More Replies...It's not a "sunken barge", I think the artist was doing this off of a poor memory, rather than from sources
You can still go see some of these monks today. One of the most famous, Tetsumonkai, even wears sunglasses from time to time.
Just looked it up! Thank you for sharing...I think! lol
Load More Replies...Yep it's true I've visited one on the island of Koh Samui, Thailand !
I like to think he just got tired of the endless lies of politicians and had a submarine waiting for him to begin his new life.
Where he disappeared is known for its undersea hollows and caves and a tide can pull people in and they may never resurface. There also blow holes there.
nope...at a beach known for dangerous currents
Load More Replies...Read of a fellow in England who ate a large meal, then sat down to watch his favorite sitcom. Midway thru the show, he died. Autopsy said death came about because of the strain of laughing and digesting his food at the same time.
I've heard this tale before, but the blitzed beastie was a donkey.
His name was Mithridates VI, he was no roman general but King of Pontos and and so a sworn enemy of Rome....
Mithridates (and not Mithradites) was not a Roman general, but the king of Pontus, one of the woerst enemies of Rome. He committe suicide after being defeated by the Romans (not for a n internal rebellion).
May or may not be true. Surviving accounts from so long ago are sparse and often were based more on hearsay than hard facts.
why not just let them kill u. suicide is embarrassing.
This has happened 1.5 to 2 billion years ago, long before dinosaurs existed.
Then why do I see dinosaurs right there while It's happening? Answer me that!
Load More Replies...The Sun beat us to nuclear fusion by oh, about 4.5 billion years (and counting, so far).
Load More Replies...Well that seems odd. Why do we always assume aliens would have superior/advanced technology? Is it not plausible they are developing at a comparable rate or simply short of an ability to reach us and therefore unaware of the phenomenon?
My thoughts exactly. I mean, what if aliens are just like us? Still unable to find us, the same way we're unable to find them? I believe aliens are there, just very very very far away.
Load More Replies...Well, they'll come only if we advertise it right? Even extra-terrestrial life forms that have hiked through the Solar system trail may not have seen it because it's quite rare.
Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin and Hobbes. https://www.pinterest.ie/pin/81135230760250314/
This is silly. Any spacefaring alien could set up their own eclipse on their spaceship by positioning the spaceship behind their planet.
I'm trying to figure out how to link this to Pink Floyd's "Eclipse" but the idea is going dark on me...
Whats to say they are not in disguise and watching eclipses on some sort of intergalactic cruise starship
What would be "aliens" to us would think WE were the aliens. How amusing.
they made a movie about him. just cause. REASONS B***h
Load More Replies...Uhm, no. Krampus existed way before Santa Claus was invented. Also he does not "accompany" Santa.
He did. With Santa they mean Sinterklaas, the original Dutch one
Load More Replies..."Santa Claus" is "Christmas goat" in Finnish. Not that he is ever depicted as a goat.
we call him 'père fouettard' (in the est of France) which would roughly translate as 'father whipper'. Used to scare the s**t out of me when I was a kid
How are we explaining any legend of St. (aka Saint - holy person in Christianity) Nick as being pre-Christian folklore?
"Pre-Christian folklore" really only folklore of the Alpine region like Austria. And there's no actual evidence of belief in Krampus before Christianization. It might be based on pagan beliefs, but that's just a theory.
why would you let your kid fly a plane, risking peoples lives. that kid's dad was pretty stupid
That's horrific. I'm having a lot of difficulty finding humour in this one.
You're supposed to laugh at the absurdity, not at the victims and aftermath.
Load More Replies...He sat his son behind the controls because the plane flew on autopilot. What he didn't knew (why) is that if you move the yoke in airbus, the autopilot will disengage thus he crashed the plane
Doesn't everyone who has ever used cruise control on a car know this? Touch the brake and it's off.
Load More Replies...Holymoly what on earth was he thinking. Yeah everyone wants their kids to be proud and look up to them even idolise them, but this is just pure recklessness
No, it's just to protect their interests. They don't want someone to make a profit out of their software. If you can make nuclear weapons with ITumes, Apple will do it themselves.
But they don't forbid making conventional weapons with iTunes? So if I can commercialise my iClubs (for bashing heads in with style), I don't have to pay apple a single dime?
Load More Replies...Last thing anyone wants is to be Rick Rolled as a nuke drops from the skies
That's what you get for skipping the license agreement
Load More Replies...the ipod name was inspired by 2001 a space odyssey line that was "Open the pod doors"
Because the device contains encryption technology they have to include this to be able to export it. A lot of consumer electronics have similar clauses, but nobody reads the EULAs or About sections. For a long time you couldn't export the US version of Internet Explorer at all.
Seeing all the c**p that people are believing I suspect that (t)rumpology is thriving.
Most people don't realize it but Sylvester Stallones (yes Rocky/Rambo) mom does rumpology readings. He won't talk about it though.
Love these kinda things. Fascinating and funny (and quite well drawn!).
Love these! I can't wait to inflict them on other people. I'm sure it will be useful in maintaining self distancing.
Number 24: In Spanish it is exactly the other way around. Mushrooms are venomous and snakes are poisonous.
Reminds me of ‘Anamaniacs’. “And this has been another... useless fact.”
...and now I am humming the theme in in my head...
Load More Replies...Most are funny. What's funnier are the people that want to correct them.
I Love these posts. They're just so brilliant. Can we have more please?
Love these kinda things. Fascinating and funny (and quite well drawn!).
Love these! I can't wait to inflict them on other people. I'm sure it will be useful in maintaining self distancing.
Number 24: In Spanish it is exactly the other way around. Mushrooms are venomous and snakes are poisonous.
Reminds me of ‘Anamaniacs’. “And this has been another... useless fact.”
...and now I am humming the theme in in my head...
Load More Replies...Most are funny. What's funnier are the people that want to correct them.
I Love these posts. They're just so brilliant. Can we have more please?
