Anyone who’s at least somewhat familiar with the internet culture ought to have seen a meme of two. Those who are avid users have undoubtedly seen their fair share of them. And one thing people in both cases are likely to agree with is that coming up with a good meme—be it funny, relatable, or both at once—requires creativity and wit.
Covering basically anything and everything in life, memes could arguably be considered an art form in the 21st century, with plenty of examples out there to back that up. We have gathered some of them, shared by the Instagram account ‘Grand Tier Memes’, on this list for you today. Ranging from dad humor to linguistics or math-based jokes, they might include some you haven’t encountered before, so wait no longer and dive into the colorful world of internet memes.
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I did leave peacefully & anxiety free, as an introvert, lockdown meant I didn't have to come up with excuses why I couldn't meet up/go out
Ahhhh, lockdown for us introverts was wonderful
Load More Replies...Everyone makes mistakes as the hedgehog said climbing off the hairbrush
He seems like an interesting weatherman. In Chicago, we have Tom Skilling. Do you want to know what the weather will be tomorrow? 15 minute weather lesson, 20 minutes of vacation photos from Cindy Hoo Haa from Twatville IL, 1.5 hours of what the weather was today (as if we were not there). 10 seconds of tomorrow's weather. I know I'm exaggerating, but this is what it seems like.
There is no way to beat this masterpiece of a sweater 😳! The cat is too powerful 😄
Not talking about this meme, but in general, can we not ridicule Greta Thunberg or treat her like a whiny child when she's actually someone who's doing SOMETHING for the planet? At age fifteen, she started to lead weekly school strikes to protest against the lax government actions about climate change, and began her activism, risking her education, her privacy, her security, her youth. She founded Fridays for Future. You want to see change in the world? Be that change, or AT LEAST, let other people be the change.
I am aware that nobody is immune to criticism. However, calling a well-spoken and determined woman an "angry child" is not criticism. It's just you being an asshat with poor listening skills.
Load More Replies...I admire Greta. She is a shy, intelligent girl that struggle with Asperger and get easily overwhelmed in crowded places. After realising that climate changes will destroy our world she did the only thing she could. She sat outside the parlament every Friday, trying to bring attention to this issue. Later more and more young people joined in. Finally the whole world could hear her concern. She has been judged, patronized and even bullied. People using her Asperger diagnos against her, telling her that she is a little spoild girl and that her parents are behind this (that is not true. Her mother is a world famous opera singer and her father is an actor and producer, famous in Sweden. They dont need to live through their daughter, and they are not political at all). Still she is fighting for what she believes in. I really think she is brave and gives me some hope for humanity.
What makes her intelligent? I'm being serious. Not suggesting she is stupid, has she even finished school though?
Load More Replies...It is difficult to determine how many memes there are exactly and which should be considered the very first one. Some internet users believe the Dancing Baby, also known as Baby Cha-Cha or Oogachacka Baby, is what got the ball rolling. Others claim that something as simple as a pre-emoji smiley face—:)—could have easily been considered a meme.
In recent years, people believe to have found what might actually be the first meme ever—a cartoon dating back to 1921, which was then featured in the satirical magazine ‘The Judge’. It’s a black and white image of a two-panel drawing and a caption, reading “How you think you look when a flashlight is taken.” vs. “How you really look.” Based on the ‘expectations vs. reality’ kind of joke, it does resemble quite a few popular memes floating around the online space nowadays.
yes, yes you do. I will gladly take the skin by the way, for…definitely something normal
Can I have some? It is very hard to come across good quality flesh and the cat demons are getting angry.
Load More Replies...As a martial artist, I can say that time slows down by at least 400% when I do this. And it gets worse with different variations of planks.
I always told my mom that if I ever became rich, I wanted to buy some land in the mountains and get a gigantic carving of my head and bury it so that in thousands of years people think I was worshiped as some sort of God.
Suppose they thought you were a former U.S. president? (Like at Mount Rushmore.)
Load More Replies...Even though it’s close to impossible to count all the memes out there, it might be possible to track how many people tend to share them. According to the Amra & Elma marketing agency, three in four people aged 13 to 36 say that they do. Moreover, the agency also revealed that a typical millennial, for instance, views anywhere between 20 to 30 memes a day.
It’s safe to assume that those who view them on a daily basis ought to know their classics, such as Kermit, Doge, and Disaster Girl, just to name a few. However, even those familiar with the meme hall of fame might not know all the stories of where they came from.
Yes. I'm so doing this to the next scam text I get
Load More Replies...It's way better than "your Amazon account has been locked. Give us all your money and we can help you" scams
I like it, but I have such a vivid imagination, my mind is reeling.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of when I worked at a call center selling credit cards. Sometimes I would leave random messages on answering machines, like singing opera etc.
Ok if you zoom in the fence is clearly on higher ground than the parking lot, but at first glance it’s like dayum (pun definitely intended)
yes but the wood planks aren't letting anything leak out either which is very impressive because usually fences of that design have gaps between the planks
Load More Replies...Property manager adjusting classified ad: "Poolside units now available!"
Everyone who loves inside that fence’s household be thanking the builders
And even those who don't love but LIVE inside that fence's household. . .
Load More Replies...I want a relationship as strong as that fence. Someone who will stay firm and committed through rough times
It is all about perspective. That fence isn't holding back anything, there's about 3' of concrete and then the fence
If you don't have time to warm the car up, or you don't want to stand around and wait, take the corner of your scraper, and score lines up and down in the ice. Then, do the same thing side to side. Now instead of a sheet of glass that your scraper slides over, you have grooves it can catch on.
At current gas prices, one might consider getting a proper scraper or a car cover.
Load More Replies...That's what the window repair shop says and they've got lots of business
Load More Replies...Unlike Kermit the Frog—the central character of The Muppet Show—Doge, for instance, was not well known to the general public until it became a meme. The dog in the original Doge meme, a Shiba Inu named Kabosu, became famous when its owner Atsuko Sato took the iconic picture and put it on the internet in 2010.
There is also a cartoon dog—a popular meme used to depict the mood when things get tough and all you can do is try to convince yourself that “This is fine”. Published in 2013, it is a snippet from the webcomic series ‘Gunshow’ illustrated by K.C. Green.
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears seems more fitting.
Blue tooth. Colorblind, they just see a tooth. It was a pun. Don’t feel bad. 😉
Load More Replies...Oh my...that took me a little longer than it should've - but it is funny!
I thought it somehow related to American Healthcare
Load More Replies...Bluetooth. Blue tooth! But can't see that it's blue! Haha! :-P
Load More Replies...As I don't know what that first symbol is, this does not make any sense to me.
Even if I had known that was the Bluetooth logo, I still wouldn't have understood it.
Doge and “This is fine” are far from the only pet-based iconic memes out there. There’s another face beloved by thousands of internet users all over the world despite looking somewhat cranky. Yes, you’ve guessed it right—it’s Grumpy Cat, the feline with a facial expression that speaks louder than words.
As a matter of fact, its somewhat sulky appearance was the result of an underbite and feline dwarfism. However, the face quickly found its way to people’s hearts after the owner’s brother, Bryan Bundesen, posted the cat’s picture on Reddit in 2012.
I have learned seven languages in my life and English was by far the easiest one. I seriously don't get why so many English speakers think their language is hard.
Dunno. The grammar is light to nonexistent in English, but you need to learn two versions of every word, one for speaking and one for writing and if you run into a grammar example, the exceptions are way more common. Plus half of the communication seems to rely on idioms and such. Compared to English, Swedish was a piece of cake and my brain has easier time wrapping itself around Czech too. You tend to get more exposure to English tho
Load More Replies...The good thing about learning English, is there are three basic tense which are actually easy to learn! "I am ..." present, "I was ..." past, "I will ..." future. Yes, there are other tenses, but Spanish was harder to learn because of all the tenses! French, what's with dropping all those endings? German, well, never formally learned it. Russian, the NOUNS and verbs change depending on what you are doing!!! I am a native speaker of English, but taught English As A Second Language. The other languages learned in college, or at home.
Sea of Japan... East China Sea... Baja California... South China Sea... Coral Sea... Bering Sea... Checks out....
In todays society, she would be classified as a possible terrorist, an arson. She would be arrested and expelled from school.
It actually really sucks that so many people have such a bad attitude toward school. Teachers and school staff put up with so, so much and deserve to be paid way, way more but instead get treated like some kind of torturers for trying to help children. If people would try having a more positive outlook, imagine how wonderful the world could be.
Or she's not referring to the teachers at all and was bullied.
Load More Replies...I can top that name. A friend named Raines married a woman with a daughter named "Heavenly Amber".
I think no one can judge that. That was a special moment and I'm happy the person got to be a child and have fun.
If I have the opportunity, I will do the same. And show me anyone who wouldn't.
Which part; that he was doing plane noises or that his goals are beyond our understanding?
Load More Replies...I'd like to see that with one of those billionaires' jet (and the owner on board, of course). THAT would be glorious.
Another meme that rose to glory thanks to Reddit was the image of Bad Luck Brian, which in reality was Kyle Craven’s photograph taken back in high school, around 2006. In a video for Know Your Meme, Kyle told the story of how he went to buy a silly costume before picture day at school and posed with his buddies laughing around him. That might have been the reason he was asked to retake the photo the following day.
Even though he did retake the picture, the first attempt was uploaded on Reddit by his friend, who told Kyle the next day that he made him “internet famous”. Ever since then, the image of a young man in a sweater vest has been one of the most popular memes, typically depicting an unlucky situation of some sort.
I feel like it would have been funnier if that included the full quote
I don't know my real dad but it's for the best also because I'm adopted my mom and pop pop (parents) are older than my friends parents and I'm taller then my mom
I used to be so evil as a child. I would tell my brother and sister that I was adopted and my real family was coming to rescue me any day now. (Or alternatively, I would tell them that they were adopted and their real parents were going to come take them away soon.) I stopped doing that after my dad married our babysitter and we got a new brother and sister.
Just as silly as kids saying "I've found a new rock band, you've probably never heard of them, mom. They are called The Cure".
I'm seeing two jokes...404 file not found or the very classic crystal pepsi
Order of Operations. Solve the multiplication portion before the addition portion.
Sorry you got downvoted. It's okay to not get it. When solving math problems, you do multiplication before addition. So you would multiply 2x4=8, and then you add the 2 to get 10! All of the answers on the poll are wrong, so the bottom is the reaction of everyone who knew how to do it properly! :-)
Load More Replies...All the votes for thirteen are people trying to get as close to ten as possible.
Okay, I understand how so many chose 16 by following the equation like it was prose instead of doing the multiplication first. But I wanna know how 25.8% got 13??!! The correct answer is 10, btw.
There are people at the bottom of the comment section who don't deserve their downvotes, can people please upvote their comments.
The downvote trolls got mad and downvoted me.
Load More Replies...There are numerous other instances of random people becoming internet famous after being made into a meme. For example, Laina Morris and the staring-contest-like gaze into her camera, which earned her the title of the Overly Attached Girlfriend. Or the Disaster Girl, Zoë Roth, who went to see a controlled fire with her dad back in 2005 with no clue how that one day would change her life. A four-year-old kid when the picture was taken, Zoë sold the image as a non-fungible token (NFT) for nearly $500,000 at the age of 21.
I already left a totally hilarious comment when this post appeared like two weeks ago. So… yeah.
I shall pretend you repeated your hilarious comment from two weeks ago… and upvote
Load More Replies...An abortion device? How have American Republicans not gone after this yet?
My microwave doesn't do this. Does it know there's no-one here under the age of 18, or does it . . . require something else?
BTW: How do you edit Wikipedia? When I tried I just see code and I have no idea what to write when I see code.
It reminds me when I deleted Encartapedia instead of deleting only one article...
I'd make the first 2 wishes, then for my 3rd wish... "I want 10 more wishes!"
“You can’t wish for more wishes” I wish the rules would be changed 😃
“Hide The Pain Harold” is another internet sensation, whose world was thrown upside down after becoming a meme. An engineer for most of his life, András Arató became famous after taking part in a professional photoshoot for stock images. Located in Budapest, he quickly became a world-wide sensation after people started using his portrait, adding witty lines to his somewhat sad facial expression.
VECTOR! COMMITTING CRIMES WITH BOTH DIRECTION AND MAGNITUDE!!!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer… walking home from our house Christmas Eve 🎶
Load More Replies...Where did you get that card? I've got grandkids' birthdays coming up.
So glad I don't have a grandma. One more a*****e sabotaging my happiness is not needed.
I’m gonna try this again: what do you call a cow who plays Saxaphone? 🎷🐄 Edit: Dazzler is technically correct, but the answer I was fishing for was “talented.” ^^
Wait'll he finds out what that eggplant is used for! (Same thing yo Mama uses it for!)
Another meme that emerged thanks to stock images was the Distracted Boyfriend one, depicting, as the title under the stock photo itself read, “disloyal man walking with his girlfriend and looking amazed at another seductive girl”. It was staged with the help of three actors and taken by Barcelona-based photographer Antonio Guillem in 2015. The image became a viral meme two years later in 2017.
If a murderer is chasing me it would be any of the creepypastas and I would ask to be kidnapped and taken to the Slenderman Mansion because I want to meet all the creepypastas and even have a tea party with Sally Williams because no one wants to play with the adorable little child
♫ This is the dawning of the age of asparagus, the age of asparaguuuuuusss! ♫
*stabs someone multiple times* oh sorry im just like a quirky potato
ƃuᴉʞɐǝds ɟᴉ ʎɐʍ ɹǝʇʇǝq ɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ ʇsnɯ I puɐ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯ’I
˙ʇuʌɔ 'ɐʎɐɹʇS ˙llɐ s,ʇɐɥ┴ ˙ɐʎɐɹʇS s,ʇᴉ 'sn ɹoℲ ˙suɐɔᴉɹǝɯ∀ ɹoɟ ǝɔuɐpᴉnƃ uoᴉʇɐᴉɔunuoɹd pƐsɹɐ-ɟlɐɥ s,ʇɐɥ┴ ,,˙ɐᴉlʎɐɹʇzO,, ʇoN
These are just a few of the thousands of popular memes out there, providing entertainment to roughly 5 billion active internet users globally. Considering that the usage of the internet has been growing steadily over the years, it’s safe to assume that so will the number of memes; that means there ought to be plenty more to add to the meme hall of fame.
Traditional Catholics be like: Well, duh. ("Fiat" is the Latin word commonly translated as "Let there be" in the story of the creation of Earth.)
Wait— my brain can’t comprehend— DENKI IVE TRANSFORMED INTO YOUUUUU
Well, I'm kinda a Karmann Ghia Earther so, ok. Go about your business, everything checks out.
Given thar we're on a sphere that spins like a top and rushes through space at an incredible speed... I'm astonished gravity us enough to not being yeeted into outer space
That's why it bulges out near the equator. Also one of the reasons you get lighter as you approach the equator.
Load More Replies...Take a ball. Point to the top. Now throw it in the air and catch it. Point to the top. Are you sure that's the exact same 'top' as the one you pointed at earlier? Repeat the exercise until you decide to stop. Are you sure that at any time you pointed to the exact same 'top' each time? Now ask yourself if you can't tell where the top is when you have a brain, then how did a non-sentient lifeless ball out think you into not being able to point to the same spot twice? Use a blue ball as it pacifies idiots
It wasn't the lifeless ball that out-thought me, but you tried to suggest that. I will up-vote you though, because this is still clever.
Load More Replies...🎶 They see me rollin', through space now. That's why they call me Planet Earthy. 🎶
Because it's.. rolling in space? There's no "floor" to be crushed upon...
“ if evolution is real why do we still have monkeys”. I have the same reaction
We need the monkeys so that we can tell the children, "Look what we evolved from." And also so they can make those t-shirts showing the stages of evolution, and the last one sitting at a desk or playing golf or something.
Load More Replies...There is no perpetual motion, this means we are slowly spiraling into the sun, could take a while though.
You count how many rings are in the trees trunk and however many there is is the age of the tree! Learned that in elementary school lol haven't had to use it until now lol
And it is not accurate. Some years trees put down no rings, other years two or three. It depends on the circumstances of the year, the weather, the ground, whether someone cut them down to count the rings, etc. In other words, trees lie about their age. The annoying answer to the age of a tree, is to know when it was planted.
Load More Replies...Does this work for humans? I mean I know the date I was (not planted) but born, so maybe I could work out how old I am.
I saw an article the other day that said this is the full proof way home depot knows if someone is stealing. I think this may be important in these tough economic times j/k sooo i click the article and it literally says, when we see a person on camera walk out without paying, we know they're stealing. I'm like, well damn, I never thought of that.
If they ride a bike or a scooter out of Home Depot, are they still stealing?
Load More Replies...*laughs in Sanskrit, Kannada, Hindi, Marathi and other Indian languages*
Load More Replies...I used to find it so odd that in English boats, ships and do on have female gender. Like, à ship has a man's name but is referred to as she. The explanation is that sailors missed ladies and talked about the ship fondly.
That last one is what you need to do to your pets! ... At least I think it is. I could be wrong.
Load More Replies...*cries in non binary person who’s learning french*
Load More Replies...Sí. ¿El? ¿Ella? ¿MANZANA? ¿MUNDO? ¿DIABLO? TU CABEZA DE… uh… CALCETINES. Haz la maleta y vete
Pero, no tengo calcetines. Yo soy un lobo :( ¿Cómo puedo empacar una maleta sin pulgares?
Load More Replies...And a friend to the animals... until you get choked... just another day in the life of a Florida Man.
Not all snakes are constrictors, and if the man trusts the snake that much I think it’s safe to say they are friends.
Load More Replies...Snake as a mask actually makes sense (no it doesn't, giggle, but I'd like to see you try it).
Probably a lot more effective than cloth masks. Also enforces social distancing
Well, he wasn't lying when he said his mask was choking off his air flow.
what is "Florida Man"? It shows up everywhere. Does it just mean "weird person" or somethin?
Google "Florida Man Meme." Be prepared to spend an afternoon going down the rabbit hole. lolz.
Load More Replies..."we have hereby decided to banish this creature to the Distortion World"
You must've seen weird things in your life. Tell me about them
Load More Replies...Well I just noticed that even the devil is shocked so, nevermind
Load More Replies...I just don’t dry my hands. I Can air dry them just fine without some new fangled drying paper
Saying “oops” as God: (for those who think this is how you were born, I hate to break it to you, but the only one who said oops was your mom. Sorry lol)
Look, I said I was sorry about all the black holes! It's not easy to code a backend for an entire universe...
Load More Replies...Just for your interest, saying "oops" as a civil engineer is not good either.
I had a surgeon say oops over me just after my first was born via c-section. Had to ask twice because he didn't hear me the first time, but turns out he just squeezed a little too much surgical glue out when closing up. My belly was sticky for a few days but so much better than the other possibilities.
I'm a simple person. Hearing my hair stylist or tattooist say oops is pretty much all I can take.
Well that would depend on who you're with there...
Load More Replies...If you don’t get it, enjoy this part of your life.
Load More Replies...Demetri! I saw a show of his in Chicago in maybe 2005, right before he got the Daily Show gig. Of course it was hilarious, and at the end he brought his mom and grandmother on stage.
Load More Replies...I still don't like "my bad" as an apology. Sure, you're admitting that it was your fault, but you're not apologizing about it in any way.
And I don't like apologies that don't come with an admission of guilt. "I'm sorry your feelings were hurt" for example is passive aggressive and condescending.
Load More Replies..."My bad" at a funeral implies that you caused the death of the deceased. "I'm sorry" at a funeral means that you are sorry for the family's/loved ones' loss XD In other minor situations, like knocking over someone else's soda, "my bad" works as a casual-slang apology.
Load More Replies...Wouldnt Hi-five Ghost still be around still? since you, he is already a ghost?
Looks like only 5 gravestones and there's 6 characters other than Feb 29th guy
Load More Replies...When there isn't a leap year what day do they celebrate isit the 28th Feb or 1st March??
For some people it depends, I guess whatever works. If it were me, I’d do it on February 28th because I was born in the month of February (but I’m not born on 29th so idk)
Load More Replies...My wife and I got married Feb 29, 2000. The first year, I was prepped for the anniversary to be in March 1, the day after the 28th, right? She was ready for the last day of Feb, the 28th. Second year, we reversed roles, each having decided the other was correct. Much discussion ensued, and now we do the last day of Feb, with much confirmation as it gets closer.
My grandson born February 29, 2008. Technically he is 3 and 3/4 years old. Fourth birthday next year. (But he has the attitude of a 15-year-old, oh well.)
We need Dave Gorman's calendar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vunESk53r5U
He’d probably tell you that he’s tired of being stepped on
Load More Replies...This happened to a friend of mine at a 3-day blacksmith convention. When he pre-registered he specified he was "Marc with a C" and so spent 3 days wearing a nametag that said Cark. We still call him Cark to this day.
Form for registering for an in work conference was unclear and just said 'Title' when they really wanted our name and title, so colleague's tag just said Doctor
Load More Replies...I want to say John Jacob jinglehymer Schmidt and have the person behind me say that's my name too!
For some reason, my name in the US is impossible for people to spell, let alone pronounce. I have a friend who calls me 'Helemee' after the staff at my mom's hospital gave me an ID with that. LOL Describing the spelling as 'Helen with an E' apparently was too hard to process.
Compulsory upvote for any and all mentions of the amazing Sir Terry, miss him, reading his last discworld story was so hard. I had to read it in portions as it was an emotional experience knowing there would be no new stories about my favourite characters and their adventures. I know how silly that may sound, but Sir Terrys discworld was my safe escape world for many years along with being a completely unique and wonderful collection of books. Honorary mention to "Good Omens" x
Load More Replies...Sand mixed with lava forms obsidian, a black glass. FYI: glass is neither a liquid nor a solid.
don't make the assumption that for her Dad and Daddy are the same person (unless she is from Alabama of course)
Load More Replies...Shinobu: hey how’s you’re friend? Giyuu: I don’t have one Shinobu: yeah just reminding you! Giyuu: How’s you’re sister Me: Giyuu isn’t you’re sister dead too?
Tell me something that I'll forget, and you might have go tell me again, it's crazy what you'd do for a friend
Translation: "The one who counts the votes determines the election"
When will people understand how punctuation works? Just know if you don't stop I will kill myself.
This is basically the logic of Delta Math. For those who don't know the pain, consider yourselves lucky.
Didn't MatPat theorize the gender of this character years ago like deep in his cringe folder
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRE
Load More Replies...Because you don’t interrupt a teacher while they’re talking. Also because it procrastinates learning and the blame falls on the teacher
Load More Replies...Roses are red, I can't find a rhyme, this is why I use Zoom, and avoid the Facetime.
Way to interact with his students! Wow. Apparently HE was the one not paying attention.
Whoops, didn't see the 'die inside' I though he died LMFAO
Load More Replies...Re-read this and just saw the emoticon on 'No-one's home.' What do you call that bcos it's kind of mischievious? Like if the blue person had seen it, they might have guessed the prank.
They’ve always wanted their players dead. How many have crossed the street looking at their phones for Pokémon? It was absolutely nuts everywhere when it was popular
Almost like the precursor to tiktok, but less effective
Load More Replies...This happened to me once it told me to step outside for a bit (I live in the desert) while an active sandstorm was blowing through the neighborhood
I used to have to escort my roommate on walks so she could collect, "shiny's" from various parking lots in New Orleans at night.
Is that slang for ripping copper out of construction sites or stealing catalytic converters?
Load More Replies...... lizard, pointy-eared space man from future.
Load More Replies...Cavemen played Rock, Teeth, Stick. They would gather round with a rock in one hand, a stick in the other and when the game started they would hold up the stick and rock and bare their teeth and the try to kill each other with them. Winner was the last caveman standing
The other day I lost to my boss when deciding who had to take that patient who showed up. I lost, naturally
We’re- I mean, they’re trying. It’s not easy though, considering human beauty standards are ridiculous and not at all like aliens’
Load More Replies...Also, every other country on Earth when an American team wins the World Series yet again.
Aliens, you have to ensure your participants don't meet Captain Kirk before joining the competition
It's a joke about when a worker says something to you and you reply back in an awkward incorrect manner. So say if you were to go to the movies and the ticket person would say "enjoy your movie" and you would say "yeah you too!" It's embarrassing because they're not going to see the movie, just you, and it is cause for some awkward tension. Likewise with the meme above. I hope that helps 😊
Load More Replies...I always say thank you to the person standing behind me at the cash machine. Like they've done me a service 🫤
I love it when I say sorry to someone that bumps into me
Load More Replies...I was a radio dj. I would come to my show, and the dj who was on before me would say "have a great show." I would reply "you too...I mean... Oh, you know."
no one actually gives a s**t when you acidently say an automated response like this
Done this loads of times when younger and felt so awkward, now i do it for fun to see the look on the other persons face 🤣😂
I… it took me longer than I’d like to admit, doing the math even though I was certain it wasn’t 70. But… what does 69 mean •-•
if you don’t already know then you’re too young to know
Load More Replies...It did. Because they always lie to us. And glue was never meant to be cooked on a pan. It was meant to be boiled in a pot.
Load More Replies...I had a dream about needing to escape from bad guys so I used a magic spell to make a pigeon grow to giant size and then escaped by riding on the pigeon and then the pigeon wanted to stick around and be my friend.
Last night I dreamed that one of my skating dresses (I’m a figure skater) had pockets (something I’ve always said should be added to the dresses). And it was wonderful!
Load More Replies...Dang, just got caught Googling “can a zebra climb a giraffe neck”, there goes my reputation again. >.<
I never have those totally random dreams, they’re almost always believable scenarios. Last night I drove to work and forgot to get lunch.
I had a robot/zombie friend/enemy in my dream recently, does that count? (Not even the weirdest dream I’ve ever had)
Load More Replies...The Earth stops, and you suddenly hear Oprah Winfrey shouting, "You get raptured! And you get raptured! And you..."
It was funnier when my son came home claiming he had 4 kidneys: 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees.
Students want to be like horses, presumably so that they get more time to study because they don't have to sleep as long. EDIT: Oh, sorry, I just realised you meant you got no sleep! I thought you meant you didn't get the joke.
Load More Replies...Slept like a horse for just one night and I’m still tired even after 2 days of normal sleep
Or, when you’re me and have a cold pretty much year-round, it’s always the 2nd picture
are you sure it's a cold bc that sounds like hayfever....
Load More Replies...Bag is not filled with air, it is nitrogen to prevent it from going stale.
I used to think it was air. Sometimes I opened a packet and couldn't finish it, so put the whole thing in an air-tight box. Next day the snack was no good, whereas biscuits keep 2-3 weeks like that.
Load More Replies...People before 1772: Oh yeah we never drowned, didn’t have to breathe, we were invincible. Then that dreaded year we all became hooked on oxygen and now we can’t live without it. We’re a bunch of sissies.
No matter how long a human’s neck is, the tie is always at the base of the neck. The same would obviously be true for a brachiosaurus.
Lmao this whole time I was thinking it was a giraffe until you pointed that out. 😂😂
Load More Replies...Devil's advocate: 1. Because ties are meant to impress peers, so they have to be in the line of sight. We might think 2 looks better, but other brachiosaurs would prefer 1.
一心二用 because it means using one mind to do 2 tasks, while 三心二意means not concentrating on something
Load More Replies...Well apparently human is quite like pork so it might be quite tasty. However I think it’d more relevant to consider if chickens should be fed on human appendixes.
Load More Replies...Con (Woody) is trolling er (Buzz) Abbreviated, Controller
Load More Replies...Bored Panda there was no reason to show the "girls be like oopsies" post since it was a disgusting misogynist bash-fest. Even more disturbing who most of the people in the comments were equally laughing about it. It's hard being a woman when people will just bash on you for no reason. Some men really have nothing better to do the remind us how much they think we're less than human.
Bored Panda there was no reason to show the "girls be like oopsies" post since it was a disgusting misogynist bash-fest. Even more disturbing who most of the people in the comments were equally laughing about it. It's hard being a woman when people will just bash on you for no reason. Some men really have nothing better to do the remind us how much they think we're less than human.
