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When all the tiny, invisible angels that are supposed to be sitting on your shoulder flee and karma is put on hold, and you roll the dice and get 0, and… Guys, we are all, at some point in our lives, one bunch of very unlucky people.
To find out what luck even means, we could look at the definition from Merriam-Webster dictionary, which reads “a force that brings good fortune or adversity; Luck was a big factor in the outcome.” Or we could better see the real-life examples where this magical force has somehow vanished, leaving no trace.
And thanks to the subreddit r/FacePalm, we now have an endless archive of unfortunate moments, sometimes embarrassing and sometimes plain pitiful.
You see, no one deserves getting zero beans and 100% sauce after opening a new can of beans. Call it exaggeration, but I assure you the pain is real.
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#1
Get Out, Dennis
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#2
This Guy Has Had It Rough
"Lose right arm and break my left hand. Friend gives me this shirt"
Steve Wilson 4 years ago
A friend had cancer & now uses a colostomy bag. During a recent discussion somebody said “Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one”. To which my friend quickly replied “Not true!”.
Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
hahaha i got my dad a shirt with lieutenant Dan on it (disabled veteran) he laughed
Load More Replies...We think of people who, it appears, find happiness in whatever they do as the lucky ones. It seems like they were born under a lucky star, meaning one is born this way while another isn’t.
In many cultures across the world, there are even lucky charms and symbols specifically made to draw in fortune and success, like a rabbit’s foot, ladybug, horseshoe, dreamcatcher, and so on.
But according to Neil Farber, a certified life coach and hypnotherapist, the so-called "lucky" people differ from the unlucky ones not because we were born different, but because we put different amounts of work into what we are trying to achieve.
#3
Kitty Found A Comfy Bed
#4
This Pedestrian In Particular
"Somebody's day was ruined"
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
The clue is you graffiti the outline, with a transparent non-absorbing finish. So the muddy water rolls off the outline, where it accumulates elsewhere. Otherwise this outline is gone the second the next buss passes, splashed over.
DC 4 years ago
Anyone know where this was taken? Green/White looks like the Hannoverian Busses from the nineties, but I'm not sure which model this is ... looks like an MAN, those that were available as Diesel and CNG version ... may it be this was in Hannover?
I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago
It's Tallinn, Estonia. That bus is contemorary though and that building is still there. So the picture is not exactly as old as the internet
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Neil, who says “many people have considered me to be a lucky person,” doesn’t see it that way and he lists all the different features that separate the lucky.
First, they are being proactive. “'Lucky' people make things happen. They are proactive rather than reactive. They make their future. And when you can take responsibility for your words, actions, and behavior, you have more control of your destiny."
Second, while most of us are blind to opportunities in front of us, successful people are opportunists. “They have the ability to take advantage of novel and often concealed opportunities when they arise,” Neil Farber explains.
#5
In 1998, Honduras Built A Bridge Over The Choluteca River, But Hurricane Mitch Rerouted The River
M O'Connell 4 years ago
The embankments leading up to the bridge were washed away. They were rebuilt in 2003, reconnecting the bridge to the highway system.
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At least they have an excuse... Belgium used to have dozens of such unconnected bridges with no 'natural' explanation. See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_to_nowhere
#6
F You Joe
deanna woods 4 years ago
Probably. You know Joe and Dennis can't be trusted in places.
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Vanta Black 4 years ago
Before anyone gets upset, this is a joke. We all know Kamala's really the one in charge.
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#7
You Suck Gregg
Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago (edited)
I agree with all of these. Stupid Gregg. That'll teach him to steal my Dreamcast.
BoredDragon 4 years ago
Yay I’m not the only one who noticed that comment XD
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Vanta Black 4 years ago
Live with everyone else on a barren rock like a sucker! Good luck breathing on an un-terraformed planet, jackass!
#8
Nailed It. Literally
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
There's a woman who shouldn't attend any sporting event unless she's wearing a helmet and chain mail under a sumo blow-up fat suit under an entire roll of bubble wrap.
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
*flashes back to Homer Simpson, the stretcher and the ambulance*
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Tye Dye Llama 4 years ago (edited)
I heard about this! Ashburn visited her in the hospital and luckily, she wasn’t mad and saw the humor in it!
Heidi I 4 years ago
Am I the only one wondering why she needed to be on a stretcher for a broken nose? Unless the blow to her head made her dizzy or something 🤷♀️
Casey B 4 years ago
You're not the only one, but it's SOP with any kind of head injury
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#9
Turtle Of Destruction
Lydia Dean-Melchior 4 years ago
Poor turtle. I hope he isn't affected by the lime in the cement.
Eliška Hůlková 4 years ago
When cement is mixed with water, lime changes into limestone, which is harmless. So I think the turtle is all right.
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Tantalum_Radium 4 years ago
Cement is caustic. I don’t think I would have thought of a picture through my blind panic to get it washed off.
Mel Schmidt 4 years ago
I wonder why that someone who took the picture did not get the Tortoise out of the wet concrete and washed his or her feet off?
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Hopefully they did that as soon as they took the pic
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
I want to think the turtle was rescued and all the cement rinsed off.
N G 4 years ago
All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises!
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#10
F**k You Steven, Not Mike, Or Jack Or Bob, Just You Steven!
Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago
Absolutely deserved. Cheating is a horrible thing to do
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Holes2Heaven 4 years ago
Seems like she's reaching if she married him in the first place
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Earl Grey 4 years ago
In the US it depends on whether the account was “‘and” vs. “or” jointly.
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Layla Corman 4 years ago
Everyone is different but if this were me, I would have spent $1.00 on a poster board and left a giant note on his windshield at work. Then taken the rest of the cash and went on vacay. That's just me though.
Third, successful people are being flexible. You see, life is dynamic and many things don't simply depend on us. “Appreciating the dynamics of life and being able to go with the flow provides enormous advantages to finding new ways of doing things or getting places or creating opportunities.”
Taking advantage of new things is key, whatever they may be, and there’s always a good side to whatever happens. In fact, luck has a lot to do with your perspective of things, which directly affects your behavior and decisions.
#11
The Biggest Bruh Moment In History
My mate took two weeks off work, went to Africa, climbed Kilimanjaro and raised over E300 grand for charity. Having
hiked and climbed for 7 days, he reached the summit and asked his guide to take a picture before his iPhone battery died because of the -25 cold. And here it is...
Davor Jelacic 4 years ago
Well check the pic before headin down. The battery story does not hold up, sorry
Ivy Ruonakoski 4 years ago
The battery does indeed die faster in cold temperatures.
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Mona Khadra 4 years ago
Have a back of phone just for pictures and have it turned off until youve reached the top. Wait wouldn't the phone have died long before 7 days ?
Christel Nellemann 4 years ago
Well, the picture is just.. a picture. The whole experience is intact. He did it!
#12
F You Poland
Marta Dyrgała 4 years ago
I'm polish and considering what's happening in Poland since current gov. was chosen, I am not surprised. F U polish gov. ***** ***
Daniele Tigli 4 years ago
So sorry about that, I really hope that nightmare will end soon
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Katherine Boag 4 years ago
Good. Last time lots of europeans walked towards poland it was not a good thing
Bunny Wood 4 years ago
Yup, the screen door of Europe. Always getting slammed
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lara 4 years ago
Well, actually, considering what Germany and Russia have done to Poland for hundreds of years, Poland thinks it is a good thing.
Vanta Black 4 years ago
Britain isn't! We're heading to help just like we did in '45! Which is good, because I have Polish family.
Dave P 4 years ago
you mean backstabbed in 45 by not honoring their promise of an independent poland and sold them out to Stalin.
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Piotr Las 4 years ago
One more time, here we go. These is a man from a no pedestrians zone... images-602...9bb4de.png 
#13
Oh Lord
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
I want to know a word worse than f**k you for this
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Boopie Dew 4 years ago
Can you say F*** THAT job! I'd have quit in a loud and rude way as to allow customers to know where they're shopping!!
Catlady6000 4 years ago
Honestly, retail and fast food jobs are easy come easy go, especially when you have previous experience. References and previous employers rarely called. A criminal background check is about it.
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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
wow I'm glad I don't shop there. If I did I never would again after reading this.
ProfessionalTimeWaster 4 years ago
Most of the times, it's not the company that's at fault....it's a terrible manager's fault.
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#14
I Guess The Tree Can't Afford A Lawyer
There's a Banyan tree in Pakistan that has been chained and officially arrested since 1898. This happened when James Squid, a British officer thought the tree was moving towards him after drinking alcohol.
Vanta Black 4 years ago
Wood you be-leaf this story is rooted in Pakistani history? I twigged it was about alcohol right away. See-d what I did here?
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
I’m too f*****g tired to come up with puns, but congratulations.
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Linus Nilsson 4 years ago
I would think it to be illegal to arrest someone (or something) for this long without a trial?
GoodCatto 4 years ago
Why is this true? I actually find SCP characters more relatable than humans.
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Joe Reaves 4 years ago
I wonder if the Mess Sergeant realised his taking the piss while 'just following orders, sir' would last 122 years. Thanks to this brave man we can all still mock James Squid generations after he's dead. Well played, sir!
#15
Take Notes On How Flip Someone Off With Words
Howard Moody 4 years ago
Alex Trebek was a legend. He added an enormous amount of class to the the game show genre and is sorely missed.
And last, try doing something out of the ordinary every week. Many times, we get comfortable with our routines, but they may lead to ruts. Stepping outside your boundaries increases the likelihood of a lucky break. And nobody has to go crazy about it. Simple things, like trying a new hobby, meeting new people, and trying different foods can work wonders.
#16
Lucky Nurse
Violet Jessop, a ship nurse. She served on each of the three 'sisters' Titanic, Britannic and Olympic. While she was on board, the Olympic collided with a war ship and nearly sank, the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank, the Britannic hit an underwater mine and sank. Violet survived all three.
Deborah B 4 years ago
or if you do, when the ship hits something, hold on to her, because she is clearly very good at surviving.
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Annie Niemands 4 years ago
On the Britannic she even hit her head on one of the propellers and suffered a bad head injury but survived none the less.
#17
Mother-In-Law Just Served Me This Piece Of Cake...
Vanta Black 4 years ago
A little bigger and you would have seen the 'T', which would have been ironic. Give me my irony!
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
When I first met my old world conservative inlaws-to-be, after we told them we were going to get married, they asked if we couldn't just live together.
Serbob 4 years ago
I've seen this image a countless amount of times and the first thing I think of is mustard.
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Gibberint Dark 4 years ago
Should have taken the hint when you noticed that it was written in mustard...!!
#18
No Waffles For You, Biyach
Boopie Dew 4 years ago
Thats cold blooded! Kids will break ur heart in do many ways you can't even imagine.
Annie Niemands 4 years ago
My nephew played store with my sister, his mom, he asked what she wanted, and she told him, and he said "sorry it's too expensive for you" 😂
#19
So This Is What My Mate Woke Up To This Morning
MALEC GWITTER🤩 4 years ago
Sorry, we are busy helping arrest a tree...could u hold please?
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Jods 4 years ago
It’s not really funny if it happens to you. These type of flags a we call ‘em oop north are worth a small fortune and are usually very old. Very old as in some cases over 150 years old. Our small terrace of 9 houses still has a wash kitchen attached with a stone flagged roof. Someone tried to nick them in broad daylight but discovered there was absolutely no way he could carry them all on a pushbike. They are now stored somewhere safe. For anyone wanting to know what a wash kitchen is, read on. When the houses were built they didn’t have indoor toilets and no hot water. All the neighbours would do their washing on the same day and water was boiled in a big copper vat over a big fire. The hot water was then ladled into dolly tubs, dirty clothes were agitated with a posser (a pole with something resembling a small a three legged stool on the end), soaped and scrubbed on a washboard, then wrung through a mangle. P.S. The last house to get an indoor toilet plumbed in was in the early 70s!
Mosritheel 4 years ago
Happens more than you would think. Last year gypsies broke into my boyfriends mum’s Manchester back garden and started stealing her Welsh stone paving. Because they were so heavy they only made off with a couple and returned the next night and took another. The were going to probably return so instead, she got them all taken up and sold them herself for £750.
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Someone pulled up a rose bush from my mom's yard once. It was right before mother's day. It has been planned for years and years but for some reason it came out of the hole like it had been planned that week. She reported it to the police on the off chance there had been a string of plant-nabbings, but mostly she got a kick out of it. Figured it was probably someone who couldn't afford a mother's day gift, so stole her rose bush to re-home.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
A friend had their newly-planted shrubbery stolen in the middle of the night. Someone just pulled them right out of the ground and carted them off.
Chris Jones 4 years ago
Probably a Knight who says ni in need of a shrubbery.
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Deana Kouyoumdjian 4 years ago
They had pallets of them delivered to the streets during American riots. So that's probably where they went.
#20
Ancient Facepalm
In Thailand, it was considered a capital offense punishable by death if someone touched the queen. In 1880, the queen drowned when her royal boat capsized on the way to the palace. The many witnesses to the accident did not dare to tuch the queen while she was drowning
Dave P 4 years ago
This is a myth, story happened, in fact she dies after dozens tried to save her. The law about touching the Royals had a very specific clause regarding saving a life. The Official account even describes how the royal staff jumped into the water, got her and her child from the water, brought them to shore and failed to revive them. This a myth and should be removed from this list for being fake https://books.google.com/books?id=57ZeDwAAQBAJ&q=Sunanda+Kumariratana+drown+myth&pg=PA63#v=snippet&q=Sunanda%20Kumariratana%20drown%20myth&f=false
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Dumb AF. The cost of acting like you’re inherently better than everyone else.
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
When your government lives to protect you and kill you at the same time.
Eliška Hůlková 4 years ago
According to Wikipedia article, this is not correct. She and her daughter sadly died even though people pulled them out of water.
Jer emy 4 years ago
Not true according to wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunanda_Kumariratana "There is an often repeated myth that the many witnesses to the accident did not dare to touch the queen, a capital offense—not even to save her life. However, this was not the case; the King's diary records that boatmen dived into the water, pulled the queen and her daughter from the entangling curtains, and carried them to another boat, where attendants worked in vain to resuscitate them."
Gogamash 4 years ago
The personal bodyguard of the queen was killed for this anyway as far as I read
LazyPanda 4 years ago
I'd assume so. You'd think risking your life would be part of the job as a bodyguard? Even if risking your life meant by punishment?
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Most importantly, the concept of luck is flawed because it implies that this is something we cannot change. But whatever our situation, background, advantages and disadvantages are, there are always things you can build upon.
#21
The Diamond In My Ring Fell Out Today. It Came With A 10 Year Workmanship Guarantee. Yesterday Was Our 10th Wedding Anniversary
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Some would say it’s a sign, but you can all draw your own conclusions.
7 Second Ninja 4 years ago
As long as the sparkle hasn't gone from your wedding you'll be fine.
#22
Every Time
InstantRamenGuy 4 years ago
I have a tiny vacuum ("world's smallest vacuum") for just this purpose. And also annoying food crumbs. But mostly this.
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Niall Mac Iomera 4 years ago
I'm really glad they censored those two letter, or you might be able to read what it says!
German Gargicevich 4 years ago
I work at a hotel and the houseperson does it that way.
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Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
Then you have a new (hopefully thinner) line
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Phart 4 years ago
Best part about this is the pixellation - seriously - What DOES that say??!!
Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago
Fork? Flik? Gosh, I can't make out what's behind the pixellation!
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we can very clearly see the u and the c. but i play hockey and that's a normal word in hockey so...
#23
Soap And Eggs
Vanta Black 4 years ago
"Here you go; a dozen medium free range, and a dozen lavender and jasmine. Be careful, I shaped the soap like eggs for an Easter promotion."
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Home Owner's Association. Basically an extra-curricular organization for the Karen-inclined.
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Lu 4 years ago
Some places they are illegal or require a permit: noise, coyotes, smell
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#24
This Kinda Cracked Me Up
SBW71 3 years ago
Kind of hard to do that when they were all at work unlike the liberals sitting at home waiting for their handouts.
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Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
A massive hurricane swept over a giant manure field to be come a literal class 4 sh*t-storm. I heard they were gonna name it "Ted Cruz'.../s
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
I recommend reinstating this practice, and hereby nominate the first several storms to be Trump, McConnell, and Cruz.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
My poor mother has the name of an infamous hurricane. When asked, she says her name, followed by, "Yes, like the hurricane."...
#25
Paid Extra For A Window Seat. Got The One Seat On The Plane With A Wall
Ivica Nikolov 4 years ago
Exact same thing happened to me, on my first flight into Scotland. I was gutted! 39538726_1...a36069.jpg 
B 🇺🇦🇨🇦 3 years ago
Why would the airline make people pay extra for this seat? They’re assholes!
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lara 4 years ago
I never understood the desire for a window in a plane. There isn't that much to see. But, I do appreciate being able to lean up against the window area to sleep.
Robert T 4 years ago
Depends where you are flying. Over the sea, then its pretty boring. Over land and it can be very interesting. But take off and landing are the best. I remember coming in to land at Edinburgh airport at sunset and the QEII was moored just outside the Forth rail bridge and the sun was catching them both. Sadly is was before the days of phone cameras, and I wasn't able to take a picture of it, but it is one image that has stuck in my mind all these years.
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#26
The Poor Guy
A man survived the sinking of a ship in 1871, leaving him traumatized afterwards. Some forty years later, he was finally able to overcome his fears and sail again, only to die on the Titanic.
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
The "unsinkable" ship....... I wonder how he would have felt if he has survived the Titanic too?
Layla Corman 4 years ago
Years ago, my husband and I went to PR to visit his family. His cousin owned a bike shop and let us barrow a couple to join a large group on a ride/night out. A different cousin who had had a horrible accident a year earlier and had been in a coma for months decided he was finally ready to ride again and wanted to come with us. About 30 minutes into the ride, he hit some gravel going onto an on ramp over the highway. He skidded and slid all over before getting pinned in between the bike (a heavy Hayabusa 1300) and the cement wall on the bridge. Thankfully he didn't go over but he was messed up pretty bad. I know it's not our fault, but he would have never gotten back on a bike if we hadn't decided to go on that ride.
#27
Putting That One Single Yelper On Blast
#28
How This Guy Survived Both Of The Atomic Bombs During Ww2
Tsutomu Yamaguchi was working in Hiroshimæ when the city was bombed. Surviving, he returned to his employer in Nagasaki three days later That morning, while being berated by his supervisor as "crazy" after describing how a single bomb had destroyed Hiroshima, the second atomic bomb hit Nagasaki. Yamaguchi survived again, and is the only known survivor of both bombinqs.
Kyle 4 years ago
He and other Japanese people still go to special medical appointments to study the effects over time. True story.
Annie Niemands 4 years ago
Well he's passed away now, but the other survivors sure.
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Barbz 4 years ago
There's a typo in this. "Yamaguchi survived again, and is the only known survivor of both bombinqs." They accidentally put a 'q'.
Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
Didn't someone post that he retied to Fukushima? I am still giggling over that post.
Siddharthkrishna Kodathala 4 years ago
the face tells you he saw some stuff he didn't need to see
Alexigirl1 3 years ago
James and Jacob, what utter useless Oxygen breathers you are. My Mother was a Hiroshima Baby. Myself and my siblings had "issues"from birth. We are strong, in managerial positions, and have no problem dealing with "current day to day issues" with regards to Family or anything else. You should hope you and yours NEVER have to deal with similar s**t. Take care xx
Alexigirl1 3 years ago
Haha Loser. And I promise you, everyone that knows you thinks the same.
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David Moody 4 years ago
Karma made sure the supervisor was present for the second bombing, why would you doubt such a story, let alone berate them during times of war?
#29
Yeet
Davor Jelacic 4 years ago
So if you drive a Smart and I drive a pickup, Its OK if I ram your toy car off the road into a ditch because the parking spot is taken? There is a nice way to do things, leavin it on a side is a valid response, not this... Albeit funny tho
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JessG 4 years ago
I'd like to imagine that the bike has done this more than once and was fairly warned.
David Moody 4 years ago
Probably, or maybe the driver of the had had a really day, and this was the last straw.
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Victoria Pitt 4 years ago
disagree. just move the bike 5 feet over into the grass like a normal sane person.
EA 4 years ago
Car reversed into the space without noticing (or caring about) the bike, which caused it to fly backwards into the air and landed in the tree. That escalated quickly!
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Thomas Gray 4 years ago
The driver could have literally moved it two feet to the side, but went out of his way to throw it into a freaking tree.
#30
Tom, Everyone Knows
Vanta Black 4 years ago
Petition for Anonymous to stop wearing Guy Fawkes masks, and start wearing Tom McEldroon masks instead.
Felipe Jourdan 4 years ago
The Grand Tour did this a few times as a joke. e.g "we won't say Gary's name as to not embarrass him" or something along those lines
Student Aaron Cunningham 4 years ago
ok if that happens to me then i die because i have never broken a bone in my life and that would crack my skull open. also i have seen one of my friends crack their head
#31
I Feel Like Somebody Got Fired
Václav Mašat 4 years ago
The chance it puts these two words together AND get it to a hands of a total butthurt :D
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ArmyDog07 4 years ago
This is awesome, I would take a picture and show everyone!
Load More Replies... Vanta Black 4 years ago
These things always backfire. I remember Walkers (British Lays) doing a promo where you submitted a photo, and it appeared in their ads. So the internet did the obvious, and submitted photos of Gary Glitter, Rose and Fred West, Harold Shipman, Josef Fritzl... you get the idea.
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
But...why not pair the two words that actually share a meaning?! What's the point in having two random, unrelated words?
David Moody 4 years ago
Which means "whore" for those not familiar with Spanish.
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lara 4 years ago
Exxon changed their name years ago from "Humble" to "Enco" to "Esso" to Exxon. Why? Humble, they weren't. Enco means diarrhea in some Asian language and Esso because the 'mascot" was a flitty little bee. Thus the term "Esso bee" became a little notorious. Exxon was chosen because it has NO equivalent in any language.
Whatshername 4 years ago
She made that very clear (IF she was being a snowflake and caused the cancellation).
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Get It Together Abby
로희 4 years ago (edited)
Because that's Abby's job but she didn't show up for work.
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#33
Man Deadn't
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
How many more ways does India have to tell you it's time to end your stay there?
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
The man was out there doing charity work, too. Whilst I dont agree travelling during a pandemic is ok, for charity is a little different and I do feel for him when he was only trying to do some good for the people in poverty in India. :/
Janine B. 4 years ago
Poor guy. Good chances for him to now win the lottery.
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Sandy Kavanaugh 4 years ago
Sounds like India is catching up to Australia for interesting ways to die!
#34
This Guy In Particular
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
Maybe update the sign to show a picture of geese with two words: "Run. Seriously."
Luna 4 years ago
The geese would probably attack them before they could finish!
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I have a very aggressive goose whose name is Atlas, he adores me but will try to kill anyone that comes near me...their screams of terror make my life worth living.
Gyro Pilot 4 years ago
Canada geese: nowhere near as polite and accommodating as their name would lead you to believe.
Marky Mark 4 years ago
That looks like University of Waterloo (Waterloo, Ontario). The geese these are particularly mean.
#35
Poor John.
Camden 4 years ago
oh please it is johns fault. Its the ancient excuse of oh-the-work-is-starting?-let-me-conveniently-go-to-the-bathroom-until-there-is-no-more-work
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Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago
John's that guy who sits around doing NOTHING in a group project at school.
#36
Unlucky
"Nervous For The New Job?" "Nah, On The First Day I Won't Do Much, I'll Meet Colleagues, They'll Show Me Around And Nothing More."
Vanta Black 4 years ago
"Where were you on 9/11?" "It was my job to ground all the flights across the country."
K.Kobayashi 4 years ago
Actually he'd been with the FAA for 25 years at that point, and worked his way up the ladder to become the National Operations Manager.
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
"Hey Ben nice to meet you, nah don't be nervous, we don't anticipate much today.... *alarms go off* oh s**t, hold my coffee, get on the phone and .........." Ben "....."
Glynna Bowood 4 years ago
Sounds like he was the right man in the right place at the right time to me !
Casey B 4 years ago
Definitely, it called for an experienced, calm, level headed person who could multitask... And do it for 12 hours or longer without stopping.
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#37
This B***h Ass Just Flew Into My Eye And Fell To The Ground
FroggyGirl 4 years ago (edited)
But look at how much he is bleeding... still laughing my ass off tho
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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
This guy just attacked me with his eyeball then took my picture. Some humans, honestly
#38
“Hey Honey We’re Gonna Be On The Front Page”. The Front Page:
AroAcePanda 4 years ago
yeah, the picture of the couple goes to the green box left of the picture
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Vanta Black 4 years ago
Don't worry, folks! They aren't the sex offenders! The real ones were basement dwellers.
Robert T 4 years ago
It's not even as if there wasn't space to print their headline in a much bigger font either.
#39
Picked The Wrong Parking Spot
#40
28 Years Without Breaking A Bone Until A Giant Stone Slab Riddled With Wood Screws Crushed And Impaled Both My Middle Fingers. Please Enjoy This Picture Of Me Freshly Bandaged Up.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Doctor who bandaged him up must’ve been laughing their ass off the whole time. I know I would.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Try having a similar injury when you work in medicine and every patient and patient's family member thinks you're flipping them off.
Mel Schmidt 4 years ago
I had a spider bite that really messed me up. Yes it was on my middle finger and yes it did look like that. I do believe it was from a brown recluse. Made me really sick for a few weeks.
Holes2Heaven 4 years ago
How did that just break his middle fingers??? Guess he is always flipping the double bird.
#41
Poor Girl
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
It was a child, not a lady. That’s why they didn’t call her hot.
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So these are the credits for 'The Interview', and a quick Google reveals she was the little girl who sang the "North Korean national anthem" at the beginning of the movie. (Source: Nextshark.com)
← i edited this pic of uraraka 4 years ago
Whoa there! *VERY* Partial coincidence
Load More Replies... Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
That’s why we shouldn’t probably credit women as girls. The actual girl looks like she got left out but she’s just underage.
Alexis Davar 4 years ago
Looked it up! She was the little girl who sang a song in the beginning of the movie! It's not offensive. Don't worry!
Elizabeth Molloy 4 years ago
Because she's a child: https://nextshark.com/yuna-song-hot-korean-girl/
#42
Opened A Can Of Beans To Find No Beans At All.
CultOfBambi 4 years ago
Consider yourself lucky - those things are foul! - And now you can make yourself a bloody mary! ;oD
#43
Yeah F*ck You Danielle
Boopie Dew 4 years ago
By now she doesn't care you remember, hopefully she's had a few and is quite fond of the word!!
Layla Corman 4 years ago (edited)
I did that too! In 7th grade. Everyone laughed and still bring it up to me today! I'm 38. *I'm seriously wondering if this person is referring to me with a "Names and places protected" vibe. 🤔
#44
F**k This Doctor In Particular
William Faulk 4 years ago
Don't worry, Karma still exists, some guy was swerving in front of us in traffic the other day, driving in the middle of the lane, trying to pass some big trucks, well today there was crash, and my dad figured it out, (license plate) it was the idjit from the other day.
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Alex K 4 years ago
maybe americans should consider building houses OUT OF CONCRETE LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD
Dooberman 4 years ago
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#45
Could Things Get Any Worse?
Johnny 4 years ago
They put her on the ground unattended, then she was covered in firefighting foam
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Fransiscus Augusta Tarigan 4 years ago
Have you ever put a joke in comment but decided to cancel it because at second thought it was too dark? No?
Casey B 4 years ago
Yes, I've actually had to delete one of mine in the past because of the ridiculous amount of backlash over a tongue-in-cheek comment. I'd forgotten for a moment that the world had lost its sense of humor.
Load More Replies... Johnny 4 years ago
This was a tragic story: https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/07/06/firefighter-said-s-happens-after-girl-run-over-at-sfo-in-2013-asiana-crash/
Johnny 4 years ago
Why the downvotes? I posted a news article about this exact incident.
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Evita Waybrant 4 years ago
I saw that on a tv show called air disaster. Autopsy revealed she was dead before
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
I remember this. It was broad daylight. How do you not see a person laying on the runway, not far from a crashed plane? And I think she wasn’t the only one. Also, I think this was the crash that some asshole in the newsroom of a local station who thought he was funny (he wasn’t) made a horribly insensitive joke about Asian names by putting up a list of pilot and crew names. He was fired, of course, and deservedly so.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
She was covered in fire extinguishing foam and was already dead
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marianne eliza 4 years ago
Might want to point out that she was down on the ground and covered with fire fighting foam. She was not visible.
Siddharthkrishna Kodathala 4 years ago
"And we have our state-of-the-art fire-fighter system" Says the manager
#46
F**k Nadine In Particular
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Not really. No need for the honesty if they won’t say why.
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#47
A Wasp Rolled Over By A Train.
Samantha Comerford 4 years ago
I want to know . How you possibly could find the wasp on the rail line dead in the first place , to then take a photo of said dead wasp on a rail line
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
Pure chance. Just happened to be there, I’m guessing.
Load More Replies... Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
Poor wasp. Although it must have been pretty high to have that happen to it.
#48
Wcgw If A Water Main Breaks Near Your House
KatHat 4 years ago
I dunno. At that angle and with that kind of force, there's no way a LOT of this water isn't making it inside the house. If it was winter it might have slowed down at some point. Bad either way.
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Elsker 4 years ago
had to google that😅... for anyone else wondering: WCGW = what could go wrong
HereForTheLaughs 4 years ago
I should've scrolled more before looking it up, myself!
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François Carré 4 years ago
"If only I had put my house on fire right before this happened, then I would have been lucky".
#49
And God Said F**k Kevin
Vanta Black 4 years ago
It was okay, because that kid grew up to be Jackie Chan. And he subsequently broke every other bone in his body.
InstantRamenGuy 4 years ago
I wonder if anyone's broken every bone in their body but not at the same time
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lara 4 years ago
OK, he fell off and the way he fell off was gruesome or the breaks in his arms were gruesome?
Vanta Black 4 years ago
Nah. Guy doesn't mention his friend crying every 15 seconds.
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Pope Formosus Who Had Been Dead For 7 Months Was Removed From His Tomb To Be Propped Up And Put On Trial. The Corpse Was Found Guilty And Was Stripped, Had Three Fingers Removed, Then Reburied, Got Dug Up Once Again, Tied To Weights, And Thrown In A River
Kira Okah 4 years ago
It was a trial for being a false Pope so I hope that he learned his lesson!
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Kira Okah 4 years ago
The Pope who did this (trial and cut his fingers off, not the river throwing) got in trouble, Formosus was acquitted, it was made a no-no to put cadavers on trial, and that was when Formosus was reburied. Then the Pope after said the Pope who put Formosus on trial was right and that is why he was thrown in the river.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
That hairstyle itself was enough to put his corpse—-and his barber too—- on trial, and convict them both of heinous Crimes Against Hairmanity.
#51
Today My GF Is 23
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
I don't think you can show the subtract symbol on a cake
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Robert T 4 years ago
Buy a 5 and an 8. Turn the 5 upside down and cut the 8 in half. Added benefit is that you will then have candles for her 35th birthday as well. ;-)
manon M 4 years ago
the bit of the 5 turned over will be difficult to get out. But it's a possibility and that's what matters, having a remedy 👍
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
You'd seriously risk your girlfriend thinking you said she was 4,568 years old?
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Hogwarts For Loans
Orillion 4 years ago
How? How does noboy notice 55.000 letters to the same adress, or even the 55.000 letter uptick in mail?
Gyro Pilot 4 years ago
If a person were actually writing up each letter then yes, the error would be caught.
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BabaBizzle 4 years ago
That’s where our student loan payments go, to needless mailings that can be sent in paperless emails.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)
The next day "Sally Mae ruined because of excessive expenses related to office supplies, students now believe in God"
Vanta Black 4 years ago
"Hi, I have 55,000 letters regarding my daughter's tuition. I've done the maths, and based on the current cost of average reams of A4, plus the printer ink needed, returning them all to you should cover the correct cost of her tuition. You break even, the wife and I are off to Aruba. Byeeeeee!"
#53
Trying To See A House For Sale In Street View
Joseph Kuhlman 4 years ago
Stop when you’re dead? Pathetic. I’ll stop when the universe ends, mate. I’m turning over a new leaf.
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#54
After All These Years, He Still Holds It Against Hogan
#55
Google Photos Asked Me To Clarify If My Dead Dad Was Also The Guy On The Death Tarot Card While I Was Looking For A Picture To Post For Father’s Day
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
Parents are supposed to be "ancient" but that is taking it a bit far....
#56
He Was Fined For Speeding, When The Car Was On A Tow Truck
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Nobody. Owner of the vehicle calls in and fixes it or goes to court and it gets fixed / dismissed.
Load More Replies... M O'Connell 4 years ago
I was similarly charged a toll by the automated system while my car was on a tow truck. I didn't exactly fight it tooth-and-nail, but they definitely rejected my refund request.
Vanta Black 4 years ago
"Boss! Do you think we should fork out extra for colour cameras?" "Nah, black and white is fine. What could possibly go wrong?"
Boopie Dew 4 years ago
I think you'd have a legit reason out of that ticket. If not bill tow Co !
#57
Delivery Man Puts Drink Order Right In Front Of Door So It Can't Be Opened
Aahzmandus Pervect 4 years ago
Sir, you live in a fantasy world where everyone has a back door.
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Hilary Mol 4 years ago
And on the seventh day of the thirteenth month of the pandemic, the lord said "Dude. You need to ease up on the caffeine. Let me help you."
Drew Sauveur 4 years ago
I live in a condo, and I've had a delivery person do the same thing. Because there's no need to have a screen door in a condo, I didn't know this until I had opened the door, and spilled the contents of the smoothie all over the hall carpet.
#58
This Sign Went Up Today In My Hometown
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Yeah where his picture and name? It would only be fair.
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Aunt Messy 4 years ago
Why attack her? HE CHOSE TO CHEAT. If it weren't here, it would have been someone else. She doesn't count. She was just a convenient hole with feet. HE needs his butt kicked.
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
You are correct, he is just as guilty. But she does count, she was part of it and decided to contribute to an act that may have seriously hurt his husband/ wife.
Load More Replies... AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
I am a female and I hate when people only blame the female, she may be a skank and knew he was married, but pretty sure HE knew he was married too. At that point I say, you can have him and he's your problem now.
Katinka Min 4 years ago
Why isn't there a picture of the guy?? HE's the one who is actually married.
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Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago
The actual homewrecker is the person who, while being committed to another, lets a third person into that relationship. In this case, the husband. Stephanie can screw whomever she wants. If the dude was married is not her problem.
BabaBizzle 4 years ago
Two people cheat so both should be on the photo being called out or have some class and don’t bother airing your personal problems around town. But why does she have a phone casually resting on her shirt ?
#59
This Is Where The Light Hits Our Bed At 8am
#60
Some Nice Cool Shade
Alexis Davar 4 years ago
Musta been nice if it were cold out, and you got the only warm sunny spot.
#61
Okay Well F**k Me Then
Boopie Dew 4 years ago
Be careful what u ask for. Think of the loophole. It will always be the loophole that f***s you!
#62
F**k These Beans In Particular
Sarcastic Panda 4 years ago
it's like 38% of beer-drinking Americans wouldn't buy Corona beer. It was on sale everywhere, even in the UK.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Are they just not nice, or are people honestly avoiding them 'cause they are "corona" beans?
BorPand8 4 years ago
I think I've had them before, they were pretty tasty.
Load More Replies... Alexis Davar 4 years ago
No one: Absolutely no one: Them: Oh my gosh! those beans are gonna give me corona!
#63
Person Tries To Record Cool Demolition Site, But Truck Gets In The Way Of The Best Part
M O'Connell 4 years ago
That's a classic, and so is this one of a bus obscuring the implosion of the Georgia Dome in 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGLmdQuxW_s
K.Kobayashi 4 years ago
Same exact thing happened in Atlanta - search Youtube for "Georgia dome implosion".
#64
We Will Miss You
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Yep, it’s a joke about wanting the person to stay
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#65
Pic Credit To @wilcre
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
"Well, he did say he wanted a plot where there'd be a nice view and a lot of shade..."
La Petite Morte 4 years ago
Technically, the headstone and the grave belong to the family whose person is buried there. The cemetery legally can't fix the headstone or remove the tree unless the family gives permission and pays for it. If there's no one left of that family that remembers this grave... then it stays. ~~~~ It looks the the cemetery crew keep it trimmed up, though.
Load More Replies... Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
my mom would enjoy that if she was going to be buried when she died, but she is going to be cremated (she is very much alive don't worry, nowhere close to dying)
La Petite Morte 4 years ago (edited)
If she really likes the idea of becoming a tree, look into green cemeteries. All natural burial, no embalming, plant trees to mark the graves. Can also bury/ scatter ashes there too.
Load More Replies... Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
You know, his/her/their body is probably what made the bush grow. Lots of carbon.
#66
Tow Semi Trucks Driving 20 Mph Under The Speed Limit For 20 Minutes. At Least 50 Cars Jammed Behind Them!
Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
No, call the state police if it's a highway and report the truck (and license number). That's completely illegal.
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
Or careful coordination with fellow truckers and first responders to slow traffic approaching an accident scene. I've seen that happen a couple of times.
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Al Christensen 4 years ago
"My speed governor is 0.003 MPH faster than yours, so I get to pass. Can't slow down because time is money."
#67
My Golf Ball Hit A Bug In Mid Air This Morning
#68
Boo To You Phil
Vanta Black 4 years ago
Can he feel them calling in the air tonight? No, because everyone hates him.
#69
F**k The Largest Hot Desert In The World
AlmightyOne 4 years ago
Bad joke coming up but: under the bees. Under the bees. Everything's better down where it's wetter under the bees!
Load More Replies... Robert T 4 years ago
Goldilocks. The poles and Siberia are too cold for them and the Sahara Desert is too hot.
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Julieandthephatones 4 years ago
4 some reason i saw range of happiness and i was going wtf?? oops😀
#70
Damn, What Did Liz Do??
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
That's rude. You shouldn't discriminate against reptilians like that.
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Somebody clearly didn't get the joke when they downvoted you.
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Anyone Up For An Invasion?
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
I was on board until the illustration of Poland. What the hell, meme people?? Not cool.
Samantha Comerford 4 years ago
What’s wrong with Poland . As far as the rest of the world know, absolutely nothing
Ian Milne 4 years ago
Quite a few things. The most recent issue they’ve had was to enact stricter abortion laws. This included cases with severe foetal defects. They’re pretty much governed by the Catholic Church. They’ve had plenty of protests and Polish women have had to leave the country to get terminations.
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None For You California
Rob Seymour 4 years ago
California has a lot of extra rules and regulations. Some companies do not want the extra cost and pain of following them so they dont offer stuff there.
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Mowgli808 4 years ago
To be clear: the laws that prevent these from being sold in CA and the accompanying class action suits are a result of ballot initiatives. California is indeed lone of the states that allow anyone to gather enough signatures from voters (see people with tables & clip boards in front of stores) to get initiatives put into the ballots & then voted into law by the citizens. The only role of the legislators is to certify these initiatives into law. It’s the people of CA that create these regulations, not the politicians.
Drew Sauveur 4 years ago
Same thing in Quebec, Canada. Numerous products, as well as lotteries for some reason, are not for sale in Quebec. Not sure why
#73
Why Do They Do That?
LOttawa 4 years ago
It's unfortunately true. A law was passed right after this (Ryan's law) so that kids can have their inhalers with them at all times.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
This doesn’t fit. This is about a dead child on a meme thread. Whoever put this here is garbage.
Hunter Roodschild 4 years ago
My brother had this happen but not as bad. He was in kindergarten and my family has bad asthma. the principle was a absolute jerk and said not. After school my mom noticed he Didn't look or felt good. He was rushed to the Er and had to have IVS.
#74
So I Scrape, Sweep, And Scrub The Walk In, And Then About An Hour Later, I Find Zach Did This. Zach, If You Read This, Stop Spilling The 1000 Island Dressing
KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
Need some “Kitchen Nightmare” up in there. Gordon’s coming, oh he’s coming.
#75
F**kthisbmw
Maciej Zajaczkowski 4 years ago
This is why in Poland people go around warning others not to park under a Linden/Tilia tree
T Simmons 4 years ago (edited)
Actually the advice about tillia is due to aphids living on the underside of the. Leaves excreting a sugar which sticks to cars
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Péter Rózsahegyi 4 years ago
I think that's a Mercedes C Class. The headlamps are too big for a Bimmer. So, f**kthismerc.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
It’s definitely a Benz, look at the rims and grille.
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F**k This One Guy In Particular Who Has A Spotlight Pointed In His Window At Midnight
#77
Yeah, F%#k Trent And His Sh$t
Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago
Trent you've made it.....he'd rather die than give you control...
ScarlettofHydraIsland 4 years ago
Hey, what’s wrong with Trent Reznor (I mean, besides the fact he wrote a song called Heresy)
InfectedVoice 4 years ago (edited)
As a long-time Nine Inch Nails fan, the only thing I can think of is the song 'heresy' which I guess could be seen as quite blasphemous, the chorus goes "god is dead, and no one cares, If there is a hell, I'll see you there" amongst other things, but Trent is far from an "evil or satanic" dude.
Tracy Costa 4 years ago
I wonder if they've changed their minds now that he wrote the score to Disney's Soul.
#78
Had A Fever For A Month, Current Contenders Are Immune Defects And Leukemia, Grandma Is Dying In Hospital, And Now Guess Who Had Their Car Totaled The Day Before Their Birthday!
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
Totaled means the cost to repair is more than the total value. That’s like a 25 year old Toyota with substantial enough body damage. It’s probably totaled.
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
Did you recently piss off a voodoo priest, witch doctor, ancient pagan deity, spiteful sorceress disguised as an old beggar woman, or possibly all of the above?
Summer Woodsong 4 years ago
You are right, this is just not fair! Hopefully, life is through throwing curve balls and there will be better weather ahead. Bless you!
#79
F**k This Family In Particular
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I mean. Don’t take your entire family to visit a puppy during a pandemic.
BabaBizzle 4 years ago
Poor kids have two parents with s**t for brains. And now they have Covid.
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JenMiddleChildSmith 4 years ago
Damn I identify with this: I've survived cancer as a teenager, cardiac arrest which put me on life support in a coma for a week at age 31 and a life threatening blood disorder where I spent 5 weeks in the hospital (3 blood transfusions, 2x a day plasma exchange treatment in 2012 and 3 months of follow up chemotherapy
JenMiddleChildSmith 4 years ago
Damn I identify with this: I've survived cancer as a teenager, cardiac arrest which put me on life support in a coma for a week at age 31 and a life threatening blood disorder where I spent 5 weeks in the hospital (3 blood transfusions, 2x a day plasma exchange treatment in 2012 and 3 months of follow up chemotherapy
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