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There are many ways one can avoid bad luck. You should always knock on wood, if you spill salt, throw it over your shoulder, and avoid ladders and black cats at all costs. You are also better off staying at home on Friday the 13th and while you’re there, do not open an umbrella, put shoes on a table, or go near any mirrors in the house. According to lore, that, plus a lucky penny and an evil eye amulet, should save you from any misfortune. 

Unfortunately, the people on this list must have done all of those on the same day as they could not avoid their unlucky fate. Luckily for us, someone captured their calamities and shared them on the “Images that are unfortunate events” Facebook group so we can all have a good chuckle. And, also, feel better about our days. After all, life seems pretty good when you look at these images, right?


But what’s up with all these superstitions? Why are we afraid of black cats and not red or blue ones? Unsurprisingly, it all somehow ends up being related to religion. You see, back in the day, cats were considered divine symbols by Egyptians. They would also appear in Greek mythology alongside Hecate, the goddess of magic, sorcery, the moon, and witchcraft.

In other words, pagans loved them. And what pagans loved was a big no-no to the Christian church. Add to the fact that cats tend to be independent and not listen to authority, which is another thing the Christian church hates, and everything starts falling into place.

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    Mabelbabel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st place is "Essence of Dog." Its what you get when you take away all the non-essentials and are left with basic Dogginess, which is a goofy smile.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very unfortunate, but I do admire her composure

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    Suddenly, the fact that in the 13th century, the church declared that black cats were incarnations of Satan is not that surprising. You also start to understand why people would want to avoid them—whether they were scared of the evil spirits or the possible persecution.

    Supposedly, another superstition that was born out of Christians wanting to oppose pagans at all costs was the number 13. The thing is that, for ages, this number was related to the menstrual cycle and feminine power. It was believed to be connected to goddesses of fertility, love, and motherhood. 

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she's ok, but it's a brilliant wedding photo

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    Meagan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savage! Auntie's playin' the LONG game!

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    NapQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it when people have photos of themselves like this on dating apps!!

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    Women's empowerment, though, wasn’t really a Christian thing. So, wanting to get rid of all that nonsense, they labeled the goddesses witches and made sure that the number was associated with the evil spirits. This was all turned around in the 21st century, of course, when Taylor Swift swooped in and gave the feminine power back to the number 13.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't laugh, but I can't stop. He makes me think of Wile E. Coyote.

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    Surprisingly or not, walking under a ladder is also related to religion. You see, when a ladder is propped up against the wall, the space underneath makes a triangle. In Christian faith, a triangle represents the holy trinity. So, walking through it means “disrupting” it, which was considered blasphemous.

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    Egyptians, apparently, were also not so stoked about walking under ladders. That is because they would leave them in tombs for the dead to be able to climb to the afterlife. The space under the ladder, though, was thought to be the home of all sorts of good and bad spirits. Walking through that space would disturb and anger them, which it was believed would lead to really bad consequences.

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    liam newton-harding
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll just put this fire, with the other fire…0118..999..881..999..119..725…..3.

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    Weirdly enough, Egyptians might be the reason for why some consider opening an umbrella inside an unlucky thing to do. See, Egyptians used to use umbrellas to protect themselves from the sun, and they believed that using one inside would anger the sun deity Ra. Umbrellas were also a luxury reserved for royalty only, so if you are not of noble blood, stepping into the shade provided by an umbrella was simply a sacrilegious thing to do.

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    Nina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent timing on the photograph, took me a few secs to see it

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    Nick (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole dumping gatorade thing is dumb IMO. Big waste of perfectly good sports drink.

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    Still, it’s very unlikely that such a minor superstition managed to survive such a long time. So, it is more likely that we avoid opening up umbrellas inside simply because it used to be quite a complicated contraption. Opening it up in a tight space could lead to injuries or broken items, so it was best to avoid it.

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tiger in the cage is thinking “ so that’s how you get out of here “

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    All in all, superstitions might be a silly thing. They seem to be based in people’s need to control others and there’s really no proof out there that they work at all. So, feel free to ditch them! Unfortunately, that will not save you from bad luck and you might still end up on a list like this one in the future. But, you never know, it might help!

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    Hawkmoon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By pressing the button very quickly and very hard: same result.

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm burning down the house.

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem. Open the front door. Carefully take the can out onto the front lawn. And throw it as hard as you can into the neighbours yard.

    María Hermida
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not get near that can for all the tea in China. I'd lock the room and seal it for eternity.

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    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is you God now?! Hahahaha

    María Hermida
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiding from the spider, obviously. He may be Almighty, but he is not stupid.

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    DJR
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is what we call a stalemate

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    New Everywhere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "F**k you, f**k your spray and f**k all the shoes you've ever owned" -Spider

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. What kind of f'ing spider is this and where????

    Settled for Infamy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian Huntsman spider. Not that dangerous, but on the odd occasion I've found one, it owns that room till I find a brave friend.

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    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of similar to the fire-on-fire-extinguisher pic, just a slightly different setup :D

    martymcmatrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the kind of spiders which were used in »Arachnophobia«? 🤔

    Tameeza Joyce Lightowler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First open your front/back door. Get a bucket and place it upside down over the can and spider. Find some stiff cardboard, big enough to cover the bucket opening and slide it under the bucket. Carefully carry the whole thing supporting the cardboard under the bucket opening and place it outside as far away from yours and others property as possible. Then using a broom, knock the bucket over. You could wait to watch it go if you are able to because that could give you peace of mind, knowing that it had run/scuttled off ... Then be all "OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!" 😉

    LapCat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I would just chuck the whole thing out the window

    Tahani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always have a spare can to Raid your Raid, obviously…

    Skip62
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beat the c**p out of the can and then the whole thing goes into the trash.😳

    Faith Nicole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuck that whole thing riggt out the window, as fast as possible !

    lakitha tolbert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See what you do is establish a base camp near the first can to keep an eye on your guest, then get the second can of raid that's stashed in the next room, so you can spray the first can!

    autistic clown.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm all you have to do is spay raid on the raid lol

    Barbara R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Nope on my side. The danged thing can keep its method for self-destruct.

    Sue Sanders
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him crawl onto the end of a curtain hanger and shake him out the window. He'll be thrilled. Did he really want to go to that meeting, anyway?

    Valerie Anne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to move! The spider can keep the house

    Lindy Mac
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't afraid of no Raid. Nerves of steel. ( I would just throw the can out after this.)

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get another can. You should always have 2 backup cans. Just for this reason.

    David Herz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just trying to protect its kind!

    Geordie Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tester, to see if it works on humans?!

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This spider is an addict!

    lustrous..xx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How touching the spray feels infront of a bug

    Fluffy mommy panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He very addicted now. It became a drug for him. Yep have to smash him.

    NerdyMom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope... gotta burn the whole house down and get a new one....

    Colin Matthews
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your puny sprays don’t bother me , human

    Analyn Lahr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you should have a back up can of bug spray. Or just light the whole house on fire.

    Dogcat vet (retired)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk Id just pick up can and take it outside as long as I wasn't in Australia

    Alex Beal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spider will get rid of the nuisance more efficiently than a can of Raid.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why they tell you to keep your hair tied up in shop class. Sorry bro, but that was really dumb. Same reason I yell at my co-workers for wearing wedding rings when they're running the machines. You ever seen a finger get ripped off?

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    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we call a plumber or an electrician?

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    Danny Trejo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depending on where you look at this picture, you can experience four different moods XD

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the safety mechanisms

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    Crowthistle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind the cheese, what is that brown gunk in with the clean washing??

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    Stygtand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got inspired by mr bean.

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    LALALand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely the baldest tires I've ever seen

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    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a "why did the chicken *not* cross the road" joke somewhere in this picture.

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    NapQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, what is going on here? Is he in the s**t?

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    Stygtand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This organic farm to table fad, has gone to far ;)

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    Floeckchen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where you should draw a wheelchair up the stairs to not damage the tiles

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure whether the left hand goose is horrified or rolling it's sleeves back down

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    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why they have little plastic tables to stop this from happening

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    alegra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a case for the Ghostbusters (reminds me of the slime in part II).

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    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... as I was saying. She's pregnant yet again.... I know. Lord knows who the father is.....

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    Richard Rice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't drive over train tracks. That's a rail spike.

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    Someone is getting ready for onlyfans.

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    LegendsNeverDIE
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad 😓 how did it even get there?

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    Joe Reaves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have actually done that or something similar. Luckily my manicure set had tools I could use to get it out and then I bought a new cable from a different brand.

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    martin734
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why cars have jacking points. The footwell floor should never be used for jacking.

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    PythonZER0
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who holds a cup like that in the first place?

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    Lydsylou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't consider having your face burned of to just be a bad day I think that's more like a horrific day

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    Lydsylou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't someone having a bad day this is day in the life of idiots

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    Hypercar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok here's the 3rd floor... *walks out* OH F***

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    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you buy your laptop from Fisher Price.

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    Angelina Wilkins
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it would have been so good. Those cheap pans are horrible. I've had this happen to me, so I always carry them with a cookie sheet under it

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    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how the zombie chicken apocalypse began

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    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what monster did this it has to be a crime against humanity

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    BoredPossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could say that I have had worse days that beats spilled coffee.

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    The Chocolate Gecko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No. No. Please, I just want to move on. Why won't it leave me alone. Everywhere I look, it's there.

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