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Whether you’re building a piece of IKEA furniture or experimenting with a new recipe for dinner, clear instructions are always an important factor in ensuring the final product is a success. But unfortunately, we don’t always have access to the most helpful directions, and sometimes the people trying to follow those directions seem to have forgotten their common sense at home. So to raise awareness for the importance of clear instructions (or to laugh at those who can’t seem to follow them), the Instructions Unclear subreddits were born. 

Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious posts from these groups that will remind you to always dot your I’s and check your T’s when explaining how to do something, or the outcome might be a hilarious fail. Be sure to upvote all of the photos featuring mistakes you might have made yourself (don’t worry, we won’t tell) or those that you can’t believe anyone managed to make. Feel free to share more hilariously unclear instructions you’ve encountered in the comments below, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring times instructions were written poorly, you can find more funny photos right here!  

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The photos on this list have been gathered from two subreddits dedicated to calling out the world’s most unclear instructions and the people who follow directions without any consideration for logic. Combined, r/InstructionsUnclear and r/Instructions_Unclear have over 5k members, so there is no shortage of wonderful posts on their pages that might make you involuntarily facepalm. From people seeking help after having trouble following directions to photos of the confusing and misleading instructions themselves, we hope you enjoy this list of photos that might make you lose a bit of faith in humanity.

We know you pandas are smart enough to not have any trouble following directions, but sometimes it’s hard to know just how competent other people are. That’s why it’s crucial to remember that any time you assign a task to a child, student, employee, or your significant other, you go into great detail. Or make sure they feel comfortable asking any questions they may have. Common sense is not always super common, and it’s easier to prevent messes and mistakes than try to fix them later. 

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It Was Hung

It Was Hung

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When it comes to providing instructions on how to do something, it can be difficult to know how much detail to include. Being too precise might sound condescending, but leaving out too many details might leave you disappointed in the final product. If you ask for onions on your sandwich at a restaurant, you might want to have your server clarify if the onions are white, red, raw, marinated, caramelized, etc. As easy as it is to forget, all of our minds work very differently, and something that may seem obvious or implied to you might be completely different to what a friend or stranger is thinking. 

Depending on your profession, you might be giving instructions out more than you’re following them. If you’re a manager or supervisor and you often delegate tasks, there are a few things to keep in mind that might help your employees understand exactly what is expected of them. According to Alice Dartnell at LifeHack.com, it’s important not to make any assumptions. “Whilst most people in your office or business will be intuitive and switched on, they are not mind readers,” Alice writes. “An imperative when delivering clear instructions is to not assume the recipient knows what you mean, and this can be for anything from industry acronyms to who to contact in different departments or organizations. It will only take you a few seconds more to explain the details.”

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Against A Bear

Against A Bear

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this why so many Americans think they can win a fight with a bear?

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Alice explains that it’s also crucial to be clear and specific when assigning tasks. Rambling on will waste people’s time and allows employees to get bogged down in the details, but being unclear will lead to confusion or many follow up questions. “Personally I prefer not to butter it up, and would rather get straight to the point of what needs to be actioned or delivered, rather than making the instructions too flowery, which will only confuse,” Alice says.

“For example, don’t just instruct ‘send a selection of the briefings to a few key stakeholders’, instead state how many stakeholders and to whom, and what briefings! I often find it helps to bullet point as it reduces the temptation to waffle on and it helps your instructions and actions be more focused,” she added.

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How Am I Supposed To Text And Drive Without My Hands?

How Am I Supposed To Text And Drive Without My Hands?

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Apparently My Husqvarna Lawn Mower Believes That If You Run Over A Child You Should Make Sure That You Do It Twice For Good Measure

Apparently My Husqvarna Lawn Mower Believes That If You Run Over A Child You Should Make Sure That You Do It Twice For Good Measure

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When providing details for your instructions, it’s important to clarify time frames. Words like “soon” are vague and can lead to misunderstandings, so make sure your staff is on the same page by defining timelines as accurately as possible. Examples can also be very helpful when you’re assigning a new task that your employees haven’t done before. “This will help to add clarity to your instructions and help form a clearer picture of what it is you mean and want,” Alice explains. And if exactly what you want is not feasible at the moment, providing alternatives can be useful. Alice explains that this empowers your staff to get the job done without having to bother you every step of the way, and it should save everyone time and energy. 

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What Do I Do?

What Do I Do?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pull your poo out of toilet, put the poo in your coat pocket, take the poo home, and dispose of your poo in your loo.

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If you’re an educator, you know how important clear instructions are when assigning tasks to students as well. Whether it’s by accident or to spite you, kids have an incredible knack for twisting words and following instructions in the worst possible ways. Thankfully, award winning teacher Nancy Barile, M.A.Ed. created a guide for giving clear instructions to students (that they’ll actually follow). First, Nancy notes that the language used is very important. Avoid vague terms like “a few”, “some” or “a couple”, and clearly articulate your expectations. “Providing a strong, detailed rubric with the assignment can also make both the teacher's and the student's job clearer and easier,” she adds.

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I Need Someone Conceived Of In Vietnam To Assemble My Chair For Me!

I Need Someone Conceived Of In Vietnam To Assemble My Chair For Me!

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Nobody likes to do something that feels pointless, so Nancy goes on to explain that when speaking to students, it’s also helpful to explain the purpose of the task. “When you explain to students why they're being asked to complete an assignment, they're more able to appreciate the experience,” she notes. “Connecting the task to existing student knowledge, previous lessons, or covered material will help students feel more confident about tackling the task.” Having more context can also help if they don’t understand any of the instructions. If they know the end goal, they’re more likely to problem solve on their own along the way.

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When Am I Supposed To Take These ??

When Am I Supposed To Take These ??

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Just like examples can help employees complete tasks, they can be helpful for students doing assignments as well. “In 1965 (but I remember it like it was yesterday), my first grade teacher had us create an alphabet booklet,” Nancy shared. “I was excited about the assignment and worked hard on it every day for a week. After I handed it in, I realized that many of the students had created clever covers for their booklets. Because I didn't have an example to mirror, I didn't include a cover, and my pride in my work quickly faded.” Examples can answer many questions a student might have, and they’re a great way to ensure students are on the right track with an assignment.  

Feeling confused is never fun. And while it’s important to have critical thinking skills and know how to problem solve, clear instructions help take the guesswork out of any task or assignment. Detailed directions can also help students’ confidence, as they’ll feel capable and competent rather than lost. “Giving clear instructions to students can ensure that they fully comprehend what they need to do to achieve in your classroom,” Nancy writes. “It will ease students' nerves, assuage their insecurities, and help them confirm your expectations so that they can be happy and successful in school.”

#25

U Think It’s Supposed To Say “You Matter / Don’t Give Up”

U Think It’s Supposed To Say “You Matter / Don’t Give Up”

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Things Taken Literally

Things Taken Literally

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#27

This Sign, Telling You Not To Touch This Bottle, Can Only Be Read By Touching The Bottle

This Sign, Telling You Not To Touch This Bottle, Can Only Be Read By Touching The Bottle

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is actually a cool way to get the message across without ruining the scenery with ugly signs. only the people messing stuff up - the intended audience of the signs - will ever see it, & everyone else can enjoy the experience unhindered by eyesores.

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We hope the instructions for reading this article were clear enough. When we say upvote your favorite pics, we mean click that little arrow that points up on the photos you like. Who am I kidding? You pandas are way too smart to be featured on Instructions Unclear. Keep enjoying these hilarious pics, and then feel free to share any of your personal “instructions unclear” stories in the comments. And if you’re interested in finding even more horribly followed or horribly laid out instructions, be sure to check out the subreddits dedicated to this topic right here and here

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My BF Bought A Meat Tenderizer Mallet Online And The Instructions Look Like They've Gone Through Five Levels Of Google Translate

My BF Bought A Meat Tenderizer Mallet Online And The Instructions Look Like They've Gone Through Five Levels Of Google Translate

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#30

Ah Yes, Of Course

Ah Yes, Of Course

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#32

My Phone Screen Protector Did Not Come With Instructions So I Checked The Back Of The Box. Let's Start With #1 Shall We

My Phone Screen Protector Did Not Come With Instructions So I Checked The Back Of The Box. Let's Start With #1 Shall We

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#33

The Third Warning On This Diamond Art Box

The Third Warning On This Diamond Art Box

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#34

Instructions Unclear, Hanging From My Horse

Instructions Unclear, Hanging From My Horse

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#35

Don't Need Three Words

Don't Need Three Words

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#38

Just Do It!....or Don't!

Just Do It!....or Don't!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is from a satire site called Scarfolk Council (https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/)

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#40

From Home Improvement On Snes

From Home Improvement On Snes

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#41

Instructions Unclear: Just Threw A Child Into The Fireplace

Instructions Unclear: Just Threw A Child Into The Fireplace

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#45

I Have Some (No) Idea What This Means

I Have Some (No) Idea What This Means

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#46

Important Instructions For All To Follow

Important Instructions For All To Follow

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#47

The Edge Of The Pedal, Of Course

The Edge Of The Pedal, Of Course

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#48

Guess There’s Only One Way To Be Sure

Guess There’s Only One Way To Be Sure

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#49

Okay Lowe’s Do You Want Me To Sit Or Not

Okay Lowe’s Do You Want Me To Sit Or Not

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#51

Is Susan Dead Or Did Somebody Die

Is Susan Dead Or Did Somebody Die

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The headquarters of Reincarnation Inc really going all in on their mission statement.

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#52

Pretty Straightforward

Pretty Straightforward

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#53

Sorry What?

Sorry What?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read this in another thread: Do not take blue chairs onto gym floor!! And put them away when done! But also, if you're not supposed to put chairs onto the floor, what do you put away?

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#54

Recipe For Korean Chicken

Recipe For Korean Chicken

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#55

Unlock Your Second Knee

Unlock Your Second Knee

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#56

Honey, We Need To Cancel The Baby's Gym Membership

Honey, We Need To Cancel The Baby's Gym Membership

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#57

Rubber Dinosaur Toy That Grows In Water Has Comical Directions

Rubber Dinosaur Toy That Grows In Water Has Comical Directions

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#58

Instructions Unclear, Slept On The Floor Instead

Instructions Unclear, Slept On The Floor Instead

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhh, it took me a while to make sense of this sign. The sign is supposed to show that no one has slept in that bed since the last time it was cleaned. think it should say "unused" or "didn't use" instead to make it clearer.

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#59

Why Is IKEA Telling Me To Throw The Toilet Brush, I Just Bought, In The Trash Can?

Why Is IKEA Telling Me To Throw The Toilet Brush, I Just Bought, In The Trash Can?

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Thanks, Walmart. Crystal Clear!

Thanks, Walmart. Crystal Clear!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up with the first name of Crystal, I can’t tell you the number of times teachers/tutors said the phrase, “Is that crystal clear, Crystal?” This image is bringing up childhood memories XD

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#62

Choose The Cross For You He Chose Jesus?

Choose The Cross For You He Chose Jesus?

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#64

However Will I Manage To Assemble This Complicated Structure

However Will I Manage To Assemble This Complicated Structure

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#65

Instructions Unclear, Am Now On Watchlist

Instructions Unclear, Am Now On Watchlist

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#66

One Job

One Job

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that the first one says 55 minutes ago and the reply says 54 minutes ago??????

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#67

In The Event Of An Emergency, Please Don’t Smoke While Sliding

In The Event Of An Emergency, Please Don’t Smoke While Sliding

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#68

Do I Have To Pay?

Do I Have To Pay?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, like those range eggs one sees advertised, the are never free

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This Was An Opportunity I Could Not Pass Up

This Was An Opportunity I Could Not Pass Up

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was said very politely for someone bleeding all over the floor

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This Doesn’t Sit Right With Me 😂

This Doesn’t Sit Right With Me 😂

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looking at the punctuation & clunky phrasing, i think this is a sign made by an uber driver who speaks english as a second language. they meant to say "please don't slam the door, thank you" or something to that effect. i think they did a great job getting the point across with a limited vocabulary while they're still learning! even without perfect english, you can clearly understand they're asking passengers to be gentle with the door. not a strange sign at all :)

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#71

All Good Until Step 4

All Good Until Step 4

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#73

Wash Inside Out? 🤨 It's A Scarf . .

Wash Inside Out? 🤨 It's A Scarf . .

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Thanks Doom. Very Cool

Thanks Doom. Very Cool

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an ironic reference to an unironic "pro tip" from the 90's which similarly suggested fighting Classic Doom's Cyberdemon (which the Tyrant is inspired by) by shooting at it until it dies.

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#75

Microwave At 900 Kilowatt? Let Me Fire Up My Nuclear Reactor

Microwave At 900 Kilowatt? Let Me Fire Up My Nuclear Reactor

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#76

And How Do I Supposed To Open The Package?

And How Do I Supposed To Open The Package?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do I supposed to?ironic the title is as unclear as the instruction.

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#78

Ok *turns Left* Now What?

Ok *turns Left* Now What?

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No Problem Devil Or Nope Devil?

No Problem Devil Or Nope Devil?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New York Police Department Evil? I don't understand what it's trying to say...

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#82

Which One Of You Nailed Your Partners Head Causing This Advisory?

Which One Of You Nailed Your Partners Head Causing This Advisory?

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Instructions Literally Unclear

Instructions Literally Unclear

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how is that unclear? it means you have to go inside first so you can be assigned a table, given menus, etc. it helps the waitstaff keep track of how many people are where & how long they've been waiting.

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#85

Wait A Second.... I Didn’t Know The Passenger Side Had The Steering Wheel

Wait A Second.... I Didn’t Know The Passenger Side Had The Steering Wheel

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It does in the US… Thinking that is also why currency is shown as $

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#86

...then Fully Insert Your Right Fist Into The Dog's Rectum?

...then Fully Insert Your Right Fist Into The Dog's Rectum?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guarantee you your male dog will be worrying about the fist up his heiny and won’t have the time or wherewithal to pee.

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#88

Nobody Told Me You Have To Open It From The Top

Nobody Told Me You Have To Open It From The Top

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I Did What It Said, But Nothing Happened And Now My Phone Smells Weird

I Did What It Said, But Nothing Happened And Now My Phone Smells Weird

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Fragile, Do Not Use Murder Knife?

Fragile, Do Not Use Murder Knife?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you use the murder knife to open a parcel, you will get into the same amount of trouble as if you use your Nana's dressmaking shears to cut paper

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Cold Iron

Cold Iron

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instructions seem clear to me but whatever it is it's far too much hassle to own.

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“Next”?

“Next”?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your wizard has encountered a Balrog. Installation must continue without wizard until wizard has been rebooted into a far more powerful form.

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#94

Looks Like Got Stress? P A N I C And Is A Little Misleading At First Glance

Looks Like Got Stress? P A N I C And Is A Little Misleading At First Glance

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#95

Instructions Unclear, Tweets Stuck In Alternate Dimension

Instructions Unclear, Tweets Stuck In Alternate Dimension

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#96

Can I Have Some Help With This Oven?

Can I Have Some Help With This Oven?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“K**b out” is likely to lead to some interesting scenarios all on its own, not to mention “k**b in”. Edit: interesting, only one k**b censored at a time? Update: oh, they got them after all. Well played, BP.

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Clean Toilet Seat With Shitty Toilet Brush After Use Please....nhs At Its Best

Clean Toilet Seat With Shitty Toilet Brush After Use Please....nhs At Its Best

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh. You should see some of the signs they have to put up in building site toilets.

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Instructions Unclear, Prepared Sandwich

Instructions Unclear, Prepared Sandwich

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m awake at 2pm scrolling BP and I would definitely eat this right now. My answer may change in the morning.

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#99

The Steps To Open An Air Freshener

The Steps To Open An Air Freshener

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't instruction on how to remove it from its packaging. If you actually read the instructions, it says to remove more or less of the tree every week to increase or decrease the level of smell. The Yankee one I have is the exact same.

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I Followed What It Said To Do, But Nothing Happened?

I Followed What It Said To Do, But Nothing Happened?

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#103

How Much Jet Fuel To Melt A Pizza?

How Much Jet Fuel To Melt A Pizza?

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Pay Attention To Not Being Injurde

Pay Attention To Not Being Injurde

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually more or less at least comprehensible. Apart from the “tearing the cell phone” bit and the bit with “take down it from paper card”. Anyone?

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