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It seems that for every pop culture icon, at least 2,374,551 knock-offs enter the market, trying to make a dollar off of the famous name. But some of them are so bad, so laughably terrible, that it's impossible to imagine anyone mistaking them for the real thing.

I mean, there's Groot and then there's Greg. RoboCop and SilverCop. Sonic and... Blue Speed Mouse.

If someone has bought one of these abominations — and I really hope nobody did — it's just because they forgot their friend's birthday and walked into a store 5 minutes before the party, saw a stupid thing on a shelf, and thought it would make a funny joke of a present. That's it. I refuse to believe there's another reason why people would spend money on this stuff. Many just take a picture of these items, send the image to an Instagram account called Ugly Bootlegs, and put it right back. And that's enough.

Here are some of the most absurd pictures Ugly Bootlegs has received so far.

More info: Instagram

#1

Technically Not A Bootleg But....

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The Internet, however, is not helping the authorities to fight the rise of counterfeit goods and other phony products. For example, like Ganda Suthivarakom pointed out in Wirecutter, many shoppers don't realize this, but the majority of listings on Amazon aren't actually for items sold by Amazon itself. They're run by third-party sellers. And even though a lot of third-party sellers are law-abiding merchants, many of them are peddling fakes.

A huge Wall Street Journal investigation in 2019 revealed that Amazon has listed "thousands of banned, unsafe, or mislabeled products," from dangerous children's products to electronics with fake certifications. The Verge said that even Amazon's listings for its own line of goods are "getting hijacked by impostor sellers." Furthermore, CNBC found that the company has shipped expired foods (including baby formula) to customers, highlighting its inability to monitor something as basic as an expiration date.

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    #2

    Too Good #spinner 📷: @danksimpsons

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    The sale of counterfeit items represents around 3.3 percent of world trade, according to the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, an international group with 36 member countries (including the US) that provides analysis and policy recommendations. The value of seized goods in the US (if they'd been real) was almost $1.4 billion in 2018, according to data by the US Customs and Border Protection.

    But while law enforcement agencies have been reporting carcinogensbacteria, and waste from both humans and rodents in counterfeit cosmetics, and fake chargers and cheaply-made lithium ion batteries are threatening to damage our electronics, at least we get some really ugly bootlegs we can laugh at.

    #4

    Who's Ready For The New Avengers? 📷: @comicbook_ads

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    #5

    Still Not Dead. I Literally Have Had About 50 People Send Me This In The Last Couple Of Days. Created By The Psychologically Questionable, And Obvious Genius @obviousplant

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    Guy Levin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhh that's a parody by obviousplant

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    #6

    Enter Caption
📷: @wherethetoysare

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me after all my online school classes for the day

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    #7

    Blue Speed Mouse™
📷: @turtles_are_dank

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    #8

    Elsa™️
📷: @dannydevitostoupee

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    FauxRealFauxSho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mom, I think you should have bought something elsa, pun fully intended.”

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    #10

    When Sunday Turns Into Monday.
.
📷:@juliemarie.03

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny I would buy it and frame it

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    #12

    Prongles™
"Once You Pop, That's Great!"
📷: @puppycodes

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    Maisha Mir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "once you pop... that's great!" 😂😂

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    #13

    The Simpsons Band™
📷: @kalaka_toys
so Many Questions!!!!

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    #16

    The King Of The Magic Rings ™
📷: @pepparkaksninja .
.
still My Favorite

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the famous character from Lord Of The Rings. Jedi-Stormtrooper with a claymore.

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    #17

    Transformable Thomas™️
📷: @skreeeeongk_boom

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they thought the Avengers was the best crossover ever, shows what they know.

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    #19

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @t3_toys

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    #21

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @lord_tello

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he might be enjoying himself a little too much...

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    #22

    Boy & Mom Sampson
📷: @ohmyerotica

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is mom Sampson staring into my soul?? 😭

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    #23

    My Buddy @specialedtoys Finally Found His Grail. I’m Eventually Going Back To France Just To Find These Belle Merde.

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    #26

    Alien-Man™
📷: @theeremedy Via @luis_lugo_23

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get over the inspirational message. What sort of hokum is that?

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    #27

    ✨¡¡¡need A Pair!!!✨
📷: @cfritolemon

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    #28

    Squad Goals™
📷:@bigfriendlyjoe

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    Smitten Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the probably highly poisonous paint, I like these coz they're not made of plastic.

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    #29

    Enter Caption™️
📷: The @kalaka_toys Collection

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone took 'eat my shorts' a little too literally.

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    #30

    Mexican Bootlegs Are Rad!!!
📷: @nostalgic_collector

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    Brivid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are supposed to be Ninja Turtles. I am a child of the 80's but I can't figure out what is wrong with them. Does anybody know?

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    #31

    🔥🔥🔥
📷: @ivimotubootleg

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take whatever this toys designer is having please

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    #32

    Kat Kot™
📷: @clarkchan53
.
who Would Eat One?

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    #33

    A Tick Tock Orange Juice™️

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    #34

    Can't Get Over How Rad This Thing Is! Excellent Design, Excellent Execution. @betterdaystoys Is Killing It!

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See kids this is what your children will look like if you marry your cousin don’t do it

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    #35

    🚨mighty Car 🚨.
. $35 Shipped In The Us #movingsale

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    #36

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @kalaka_toys

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s this? And why is Bart humping it?

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    #37

    #🍄 #🍕 📷: @bootleg_daycare

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    #40

    Enter Caption
📷: @starlight.house.collectibles

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    #41

    Enter Caption.
📷: @t3_toys

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    #43

    Enter Caption 📷: @gummivenus Via @simpsonstreasuretrove

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momo and Bart Simpson had a baby?!

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    #44

    Game Child™
📷: @armpit Via @ermsy

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get when Game Mother and Game Father love each other...

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    #45

    Silver Cop™️
📷: @motu_kollector

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GoldCop and BronzeCop sold separately! Limited edition TitaniumCaptain also available.

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    #47

    Supre Heroes™️
📷: @goawaychris

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smurfs are my favorite supre hero!

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    #50

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @cfritolemon

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that Rugrats episode where Tommy suddenly grew into an adult and played basketball in Sacramento? Yeah, I don't either

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    #53

    R2 Kill 2™
📷: @starwarsbootlegs

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    #55

    📷: @falcontoys

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    Olivier Caissy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda and his extended family, including Yogurt.

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    #56

    Enter Caption 📷: @officialscatmancrothers

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    #57

    New Arrival™️
📷: @caioconceicao

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    #59

    🐣🐰happy Easter 🐰🐣 .
.📷: @steveseeleyart

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    #60

    Klingon Mutant Ninja Turtles™️
.
does Anyone Have Info On These?.
.
📷: @lexigoesthrifting

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    #61

    Argentine Et’s For My Buddy @specialedtoys

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    Anna Feldman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or does the ET figure look like the Globglogagalab

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    #63

    Happy Birthday Malcolm X... #olmectoys Is One Of My Favorite Toy Lines Of 80’s/90’s. If You’ve Never Of Them I Encourage To Check It Out.

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    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with this? It’s a collectible figurine of Malcolm X.

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    #64

    Enter Caption™️
📷: @rorro.ignatius

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    Plinkety
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no-one ever suspected that He-Man's secret identity was Colin, the chartered accountant from Chiswick

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    #66

    Seems Legit.
📷: @freakishpleasures

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    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was probably official Japanese Star Wars merchandise.

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    #67

    Heros™️
📷: @finttoys

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    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children's perfume Good Lord what does it smell like?

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    #68

    Enter Caption.
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📷: @beefunicorn_toys Via @chiqsland (Check Out Her Illustrations)

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    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He-ET-troll? ... From the cabbage patch?

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    #70

    Enter Caption™
📷: @prakosoanto

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    #71

    #sharphandjoe And #sungold Friends
📷: @scar1321

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    #74

    Roaring™
📷: @elcristalencantado

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    #78

    I Know, I Know Not A Bootleg But...
📷: @coppercowboy

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like they just gave up the farther down they went.

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    #79

    Enter Caption 📷: @borjaprieto

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    #81

    Enter Caption.
.
📷: @rorro.ignatius

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    VolkswagenPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH I thought he was flipping us off with his right hand

    #83

    Enter Caption.
. 📷: @toywalker

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    #84

    The Corps™
📷: @toys1980

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    #85

    Truly-Gang™️
📷:@chances_toy_collection

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    J
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face looks like Bart Simpson.

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    #86

    Team Force™️
📷: @mdrsalomao

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    #88

    Samson Turtle™️
📷: @rorro.ignatius

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    #89

    Seems Legit
.
. 📷: @retrogimmicktoys

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    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the worst thing about this is the suggestion that Wolverine is taller than Magneto.

    #92

    Superhero Alliance™️
📷: @motu_kollector .
who Would Watch This Movie?

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    #95

    Âżsup?
sorry I Haven't Posted In A While. I'm Not Dead Yet.
__________________
mobile Cop™
📷: @savage.division

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    Gonzalo TerĂĄn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy it... Closer enough than the Galactic Man...

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    #97

    Enter Caption
.
.
📷:@ianburkard

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    #99

    Idk If It's Licensed But It's Pretty Rad!
📷: @gregmishka

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    Mariano Ferraz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Brazilian version of the A team. It was licensed, not bootlegged.

    #100

    Action Figure™️
📷: @chances_toy_collection

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

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    #103

    Enter Caption
📷: @thriftstoreart

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    #105

    Fantastic Stars™
📷: @hemania

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    #106

    💖👽💖
📷: @pins_and_love

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    #107

    Future Strength™
📷: Blog.uofmuscle.com Via @mannleetoys

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    #108

    Sport-92™️
📷: @chances_toy_collection

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