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There are some things in the world that one can either love or hate. No in-between. Some examples are marmite, Valentine's Day, pineapple on pizza, and parents-in-law. Don't ask us why, but that's how things work in life. And considering that your partner may not be the best person of choice with which to rant about your in-laws, then online we go!
In fact, statistics show that both Gen X and baby boomers prefer Facebook. Hence, Twitter might be one of the few safe spaces left to crack jokes about in-laws without them seeing it! And many are already doing it. Sharing mother-in-law jokes, awkward encounters, or the passive-aggressive exchanges made over dinner, funny tweets about in-laws are simply top-tier. And honestly, in-law relationships are the best content source for funny, relatable tweets. Consider yourself lucky if you don't have in-laws (just yet) and can't relate!
Jokes aside, family is family, whether blood-related or because of marriage. Thus, there's no need to take these tweets seriously. After all, if they don't annoy you, are they really your family? Enough with the quips; below, we've gathered some of the funniest tweets about in-laws and family-in-law relationships for your steady dose of funny tweets this week. Found a funny tweet about in-laws relatable? Give it an upvote!
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Aria the Dog Lover 2 years ago
Everyone is bad at something. For instance, my handwriting is barely readable. It has improved, but I don't think it's gonna get much better lol
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Becca Kuehn 2 years ago
That's so sweet! Your Mother-in-law must be a sweet woman who loves you. 💕
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WillowRoseL 2 years ago
I always find this so egregious. So you're telling me that were it not for a s****y fictional book your natural inclination is to steal, rape, and murder? And the only thing that keeps you from doing those things is a book? Sorry, you're just an awful person and we have nothing in common.
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
Wait... what stops them, or what stops them from NOT.... I have so many questions 😫
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You shouldn't need a book that threatens eternal damnation to not be a jerk.
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Considering what so many people who fervently believe in judgment day do anyway--the minister's wife who couldn't divorce him because it was a sin, so she killed him; the Catholic former Speaker of the House who told his wife he was dumping her for another woman, while the first wife was in the hospital with cancer; untold numbers or priests and scoutmasters--imagine what they'd do if they were sure nobody was watching
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Paulo Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
Well, ever since some One in my family told that another some One inmy family pulls his pants down sticks his a*s out, and starts running around the house screaming " Im a baboon, Im a baboon " my life hasnt been the same... ( Alas Im using my real name here, as such i can not provide more details, all i can say is that the " baboon " is a 35 year old man.... )
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Antablack 2 years ago
Were you somehow not expecting MIL jokes in this thread?
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Lizzy the ironic frog 2 years ago
Oi Pandas raise your hand if that’s what it should be changed to
Wondering Alice 2 years ago
Not in laws, but my sister was given a book she didn't want and thought I'd like it. She said it was something about playing with tables, and really famous. Turned out to be from game of thrones.
Falcon on Dizzy 2 years ago
the only reason, for me, is because of that master of puppets scene
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Printerman 2 years ago
"Yeah, I know. I'm still trying to retrain my husband who was apparently raised by wolves."
Chez2202 2 years ago
Mine lectures me on doing too much for her son and not making him do more around the house. This from the woman who was still cooking his meals when he was in his30’s, doing his laundry and cleaning up after him. She made him this way!
Valerie G. 2 years ago
I complained to my MIL about hubby leaving his dirty underwear by the bed. Her reply "Just be thankful they are lying beside YOUR bed".
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The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I have a hard enough time thinking about how cheap everything was back in the late 80's and early 90's...
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
No, it’s Headless Roach’s sister. OP was talking about her daughter
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Sinnsyk Jakte 2 years ago
I hope you aren't driving. There are just so many things to faceplant a vehicle into.
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Robert Trebor 2 years ago
Just let it dry and put it in the local museum.
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Becca Kuehn 2 years ago
😲 I'm so sorry that she was so disrespectful and unkind to you on your wedding day.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
I just have to wonder about the thought process here. How does anyone think wearing a wedding dress to your son's wedding would be okay?
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
Lolol My mother-in-law lives overseas and anytime there's any kind of bad weather anywhere in the US I get a phone call asking if we're okay
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Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Well i have a group with my siblings, and most of the talk is about our cats are doing...
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Heather Resatz 2 years ago
Oh I'm taking notes .. for me it's easy though, I simply have to remember to not talk about my prolapsed uterus at the dinner table .. every god damn time we see her!!
Emptycaketin 2 years ago
Hey! I have one of those! It all started when...
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Reginald the spider crab 2 years ago
right or wrong side of twitter, the M U S K is running larry down in flames.that is the twitter bird's name btw
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Its an infra red pic of 2 peeps kissing
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Display_Name 2 years ago
We can shed tissue once a month because our body isn't using it but we can't shed men's DNA if we are not using it?
Kris92 2 years ago
They're probably just comparing notes and hypothesising. No worries. Both sides of the family know how they get when they start debating.
Kris92 2 years ago
If this happens with my family, a few might become embarrassed, many would have a laugh and almost everyone would add something to the convo. Be it a dad joke, a theory, a teasing comment ("bet you know aaaall about this bit, eh *___*? XD ").
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Lunakadi 2 years ago
I have to do the same but to simply be able to engage in conversation and not want to pull my hair out. I’d almost rather scratch my eyeballs than be around my in-laws sober. People who have agreeable in-laws have no idea how fortunate they are.
Chez2202 2 years ago
I know I’m really fortunate to have the best MIL in the world. But when I am doing her weekly shop and she sends me a text asking for muddles stuck on plastic when she really wants mussels in garlic I have to wonder if getting her an iPhone was the best choice at 90 years old.
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
This is why I put all the pictures of my kids in a separate folder lol
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Love when you tell people not to swipe and they ask why and immediately swipe. That's why...
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Chez2202 2 years ago
That’s on you mate, not her. She was just eating. Women honestly don’t eat hotdogs or bananas or anything else suggestively unless you’re paying by the hour. If we look at you it’s because you’re sat in front of something we want to see whilst eating. Like a bigger hotdog, a bigger banana or an ice cream van. Or Hugh Jackman.
Justin Jones 2 years ago
Hotdogs are a suggestive shape. a) MIL thinks he did it on purpose and is a pervert. or b) He can't get the image out of his mind and it is affecting how he thinks of MIL
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Alexigirl1 2 years ago
You should have seen me watching a Serbian Film with my best (male) friend....F*******k!!!!
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Printerman 2 years ago
To be fair, the product description could be clearer. I mean "weighted" could be anything, really.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
My mom was one of seven growing up and grandma easily went through several pounds of butter a week. She made everything from scratch and there was butter on the table too. She made popcorn every night as a snack and that alone was 2 sticks or 1/2lb a week.
Amy Adams 2 years ago (edited)
Yep! They are mostly here in Texas where I live, but have some stores in northeast Mexico. They started in San Antonio, Texas.
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Dogcat vet (retired) 2 years ago
Frugal: buys 'I can't believe its not butter". Cheap: buys 'I cant believe its not margarine'. Needless to say, I have several pounds in my fridge also (we get shortage warnings out here for things like that so I buy it 'on sale').
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Chairman Miaow 2 years ago
I have no idea what any of this means. Dunno if it's down to being old, not American, or both
Fanny 2 years ago
It's a show in which a group of professional actors play Dungeons and Dragons. It's very niche, I guess, not strange to not have heard of it unless you're very into this kind of thing.
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Chez2202 2 years ago
WTAF is wrong with my MIL? Whenever I do something different to her she acts like I invented the wheel and does it my way. Is she messing with me?
Grey Beard 2 years ago (edited)
"I've rearranged your kitchen and put everything where they make more sense". 3 weeks later and I'm still trying to figure out where the f*****g coffee mugs went.
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Vic 2 years ago
They should turn to the people and go "Sorry the kids blurts out stuff like that when are drunk.. doesn't know when to stop.."
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Valerie G. 2 years ago
You said it, AND don't you just know that MIL will be complaining you did a C**P job at it.
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Display_Name 2 years ago
I did that in my own household! That was after the same conversation everyday. I'd ask, "What do you want for dinner?" "What do we have?" Cue naming everything we have and receiving a no for each entree. I started cooking wtf I wanted and then ask what he wants and be like oh, well i made this instead.
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Robert Trebor 2 years ago
When I got divorced I referred to my wonderful mother-in-law,who I wish I could've had visitation rights with, as my mother -out-law.
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D. Richard 2 years ago
I have a strong scraping aversion. My in laws are awful at this. The worst… my MIL has an old metal pan she uses for mashed potatoes. Every time someone it starts to get low, she will scrape the inside of it with a metal spoon for 30 seconds straight to ensure the remaining potatoes are collected together neatly. The sound makes me want to rip my ears off. They also all seem to think you need to scrape your teeth on the fork with every bite. Dinners are agony…
Reginald the spider crab 2 years ago
that is too much of a sensory overload for me. and no im not autistic, its just so i dont f*****g snap
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Ches Yamada 2 years ago (edited)
I have misophonia and this is one of my triggers. I swear my stepfather will scrape EVERY GRAIN OF RICE seperately out of a freakin metal pan if we let him. And once he knew it hurt me, of course, he did it even slower, but that's just him being an abusive @sshole
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Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Why are you complaining lol, my neighbour literally use to give 10€ to my brother everytime he greeted her.... ( I tried the same once, She Gave me nothing )
SH Holmes 2 years ago
How old was he when this happened, because this makes your neighbor sound very suspicious.
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Reginald the spider crab 2 years ago
those are proper snacks. TF YOU TALKIN ABOUT, OAK AGED CHEDDAR CUBES FROM 1998 AND WINE MADE FROM GRAPES HAVING BEEN STOMPED BY AN ELEPHANT!
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Lunakadi 2 years ago
He is acknowledging that you exist. So that’s at least a positive. My FIL sits in his recliner and doesn’t move or say anything, ever. I’m pretty sure he’s still alive. But it’s hard to say.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Oh, I could always tell my grandpa was still alive; he'd be yelling at the golfers on TV.
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
This is like me explaining to my mother-in-law that my brother was a vegan when my family came to her house for dinner. She was really sweet about it and made sure there was so so so so many different vegan dishes he could eat from (she's the type of person who will cook for 50 when it's only 10), but she kept quietly asking me the whole time " how does he survive???"
Printerman 2 years ago
Thinking about that scene from "Big Fat Greek Wedding" - "It's ok, we make lamb."
Karen Krause 2 years ago
This isn't too odd of a question. I've known people who said they were vegetarians and did eat fish and shellfish.
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
I consider myself a pescatarian (eat fish, not meat) and a lot of people that I have repeatedly explained this to refer to me as a vegetarian. I am just tired of correcting them, but acknowledge there is a difference.
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Wondering Alice 2 years ago
I'm allergic to fish. In laws still struggle with the concept I don't don't sit to the table with them while they eat fish and try for the millionth time to get me to try some. When visiting, my SIL asks if there is anything I fancy, I do ask her to make a fish dinner for a day I will be out, as my husband loves fish and I don't make it - somehow she thinks it is very selfish of me not to ignore my allergy for a nice evening. (I don't go in to aniphalactic, just selfishly projectile vomit everywhere)
Illustrious G 2 years ago
My ex-MIL, “That’s ok, there’s only a little meat, she won’t be able to taste it!” (Said innocently, not with bad intent.)
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Lisa H 2 years ago
If they've been together for long enough, then it's just easier that saying "my bf's mom." My ex bf and I were together for eight years and that's how I eventually came to refer to his family.
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
Oh God, but there really is. That's a $500 bottle on average for that brand. Usually the kind of drink people save for a special treat and drink neat. In this case it was mixed with coke, which is kind of painful to see.
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CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
there is some coke in it too. also I LOVE THAT FOTO OF A DOG IN UR PFP
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CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
BAHB THE BUILDER CAN HE BUILD IT BAHB THE BUILDER YES HE CAN
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Chez2202 2 years ago
If you’re MIL loves you it’s often down to the massive gratitude she feels because you took that son off her hands and gave her freedom. The son may come to resent you for taking the mommy love away. Problem is that you love her so much that you can’t bear to hurt her by sending him back.
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When I called my MIL and said I was leaving her son, after 18 years, she offered me her spare room.
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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Shes allergic to bees, the MIL promised she didnt put any in her food.... they r praying for God to watch over them... the girl is now paranoid...
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