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Ever feel guilty for being lazy? Well, be prepared to feel better.
Recently, Twitter user Jake Visser asked the Internet "How lazy are you?", and the responses he got were simply next-level. We've put them together in this list below and once you're through it, trust me, you'll feel a whole lot better about your own laziness - maybe even relatively productive.
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#1
Ashley Dopp 8 years ago
This is dumb not lazy. It's more work to haul the stuff the washing machine, take it out, put it in the dryer, and then bring it back to your room. That's like 2 hours of work whereas folding it takes like 5 minutes. Lazy is doing the laundry, folding it, putting it back in the basket, and living on those same clothes the next week (with some variations mixed in), rewashing them on the weekend, and starting the same process all over again.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
That's not actually being lazy. You did more work in the end. Just hang them over the back of a chair or leave them in the laundry basket.
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
I don't fold clothes. I roll them instead. Easier and more effective.
June Pixeld 8 years ago
At this moment there is a basket full if laundry in my house. I am not sure if it is clean or dirty because when a pile sits out long enough we start throwing dirty clothes on top😂
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June Pixeld 8 years ago
I have a suitcase from the xstmas trip i cleverly put at the back of the closet...
Monika Przymuszala 8 years ago
Wow- my longest was 3 months. Also cat loved sitting on the suitcase so it stayed there lol Learnt y lesson- now I unpack straight away, if not- it might stay there for a loooong time.
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Hans 8 years ago
Well, this would be called a depression and is really a sad thing. Unless you have been exercising too much. Or you have a baby...
Deborah R. 8 years ago
Oh, yes. And way too often. Sleep is good. My friend says "Naps and chocolate" are her two favorite food groups. Me, too.
Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
no. i saw it coming and i brought food to bed with me so that i could eat inbetween naps.
Sadie Maruno 8 years ago
NEVER will i miss my food... i will probably be sleeping in the fridge lol
Peter Pettigrew 8 years ago
The only reason I cant do this is because I still live at home and my parents Bug me for it :/
#5
Corniceman 8 years ago
Jimmy, your definition of "Comfortable" must be a bit different from mine, eh?
Soccerluv 8 years ago
UTI it happens to people who hold it in, even if you don't know you are. eh sorry I wanna become a doctor....
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Kellie Panda 8 years ago
I speed press the start button 6 times to set 3 minutes because I'm too lazy to move around to each different number.
Catherine Henry 8 years ago
Same here, except I put in 55:55 so I can just start and stop for the next couple of meals without having to punch more numbers -_-
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
My microwave starts at :30 when you press the start button. I just push it a few times. This isn't really because im lazy, it's because I can't think clearly when I first wake up.
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
If I only I didn't likely have OCD and felt like I could use a time that isn't divisible by five. But no, it must be divisible by five.
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
I once had a ten minutes (it felt like it anyway) argument about cooking pizza rolls in the microwave because HER OCD dictated that it be divisible by four instead of five. Four doesn't even make sense!
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Sarah White 8 years ago
This is one every one else in my family does! Or they press start but I can't handle it! I put things in for the exact amount of time that I know they need to be in there for (using either instructions or....Past experience. Many eggs exploded before I found the right time)
Cassie 8 years ago
Not all nukers have that feature, especially older ones. You actually have to enter a time for the start button to do anything on those.
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Soccerluv 8 years ago
Right I mean I like mornings but that's just me... I weird
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Deborah R. 8 years ago
I've done that when I need to get up really early and leave to catch a plane or something. Very convenient.
Allana Rose 8 years ago
The bath part I get but really, how hard is it to put your clothes on? *L*
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I've done that as an adult. I just go to sleep in yoga pants, sports bra and a t-shirt, with my hair braided. Then I get to sleep later because I don't have to get ready in the morning
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
I did that with my uniform when I was working day-shift. And it was winter in a house with no heat, so sweating wasn't a problem.
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Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
My husband just lays them on the bed and walks away. He irritates me so bad!
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Katinka Min 8 years ago
classic. I didn't even bother installing a roll-holer. The toilet paper sits on the window sill next to the toilet.
Darla Markle 8 years ago
Ugh, my pet peeve. And you should never put roll on backwards. Over, not under. ;)
Allana Rose 8 years ago
Very annoying to those who come after you, but at least you put a new roll out! Nothing twists my shorts more than to sit down to do my business and find out there is no toilet paper handy!!
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Sea cucumber (They/them) 2 years ago
That chair to me is called "the floor".
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
I have the matching stool for clothes worn once but not dirty enough to wash yet.
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Aybike Avşar 8 years ago
That's just simple migraine attack my dear.. sleeping much causes pain, sleeping more cures :)
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Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
That's some serious laziness! I don't think I could sleep with the lights on.
Allana Rose 8 years ago
I hope they arnt too dirty or u might end up with a stained wall! *shudders*
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Deborah R. 8 years ago
Not me. As a former English teacher, I check all my texts and emails before I send them. Of course, sometimes the auto-correct does strange things with my texts, but . . .
lasagna's underrated 8 years ago
I never make typos, but I let autocorrect do the contractions
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Lets you know who yur real friends are, they dont ask for trasnlations.
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SuicidalSylveon 8 years ago
I once had to use a measuring cup as a spoon as no one wanted to do the dishes
Luna Kittenwarrior 8 years ago
I once had to eat soup with a fork because the spoons were all dirty, and god forbid I would wash them!
CelSlade 8 years ago
Anyone ever butter bread with a spoon cause you couldn't be arsed washing a knife?
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I once got into a standoff with my husband over washing dishes. Dishes and trash are his only chores; I do EVERYTHING else. Anyways, there were no clean dishes one morning while I was getting ready for work. I washed a coffee mug and a spoon, started the coffee pot, then went to get dressed. When I came back, he was eating cereal out of a storage bowl... With MY clean spoon! I threw a loaf of bread at him, causing him to spill cereal and milk all over. I told him to clean that up, and the rest of kitchen, before I came home or we would be going to marriage counseling. The kitchen looked spotless when I came home that night.
Socially Awkward 8 years ago
I ate crackers out of a cup once because there were no clean bowls.
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
This was a real thing when i was about 5. I could turn on the Anti Monster Light without getting eaten!
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I leave my ceiling fan on all the time, and I don't use overhead lights. I prefer lamps.
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Marzo Florida 8 years ago
I don't understand why these people have so much laundry. Sometimes I just wear the same clothes
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Socially Awkward 8 years ago
I just lay on my bed in my pajamas and stare at the ceiling before getting dressed in the morning
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June Pixeld 8 years ago
Lots of ppl do that. I love the internet but just for once when i go out id like for people to actualy look at eah other. They take a ton of selfies where they seem ti be having fun, and then spend the rest of the time tapping.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
I send my husband memes while he's in the room with me. That way he can have it on his phone and send it to someone else.
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
I feel like sending it to her would be more effort? I mean...talking out loud is so much faster than typing on a phone/computer. I've literally called people because I felt "too lazy" to text them.
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Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
I can't do this. I have that dream where I'm running around trying to find a toilet. It's awful.
Yang Yue 8 years ago
In my dreams I find the toilet, start pissing m, then waking up and going OHHHH F*****
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John L 8 years ago
That's one way to keep your weight down. Perhaps we should all try that one. :D
Vesna Brnić 8 years ago
but your muscles get weaker. you don't do your body a favour
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
Perhaps we should address you as Princess! "let the others bring me food" *L*
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June Pixeld 8 years ago
They say apliances are made so they do the work for us .i am still waiting for those personal robots so i never have to go to work again!!
#24
Luna Kittenwarrior 8 years ago
I just kick it in the floor heater vent and watch it melt though the crevases ;-;
Darla Markle 8 years ago
Until you have to move fridge, and have a huge mess from dust bunnies & melted ice.
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
Not only that but the one on the left produces a lot more garbage, too
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Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
That's just wasteful! All those plastic bags, filling up landfills, just so this chick doesn't have to wash dishes. When is that giant space rock gonna to collide with earth?
Katinka Min 8 years ago
The left one is just wasteful. No wonder our oceans are suffocating in plastic, Jeez.
#26
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
That doesn't always work. Sometimes I go straight to bed when I get home from work, because I'm too tired to cook anything. Then, a few hours later, I wake up so hunger I just eat the the cheese slices straight out of the fridge.
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Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Omg! My husband makes sandwiches on the dirty kitchen counter. I'm grossed out by this because he takes the meats and cheeses and lays them on the dirty counter. Later, I go to make a sandwich, and there are coffee grounds (or other gross stuff) stuck to the cheese.
#30
Balázs Verő 8 years ago
That's OK! I just read an article about how money can you buy happiness: if you spend it on things that save you time. So you are doing it right.
Usernameofgag 8 years ago
I do this almost every weekend. perk of living in third world country.
June Pixeld 8 years ago
Either way, thats based on the theory that girls are good at cleaning. After seing the rest of this post, that myth is busted.
pikachu 8 years ago
No she means her friend, or possibly not, but by the way most girls say girlfriends it means part of their party of friends, I am assuming g
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#31
Heather Keedy Bateman 8 years ago
Lol--but the demon on top of the table has issues with that. xD
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#33
Cat Meow 8 years ago
Just like I did in 5th grade every Friday so I wouldn't have to take the pop quiz
Joval Mangalan 7 years ago
if you knew it was every friday then it would not be "pop" quiz would it?
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ToxicRosetta 8 years ago
I pretended to be sick everyday in grade 2 so that I didn't have to work and could sleep in class. My mother was not happy.
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Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Why? If you use proper detergent, the dishes stay clean. Just leave them in there and stop wasting water.
#36
Marzo Florida 8 years ago
Sometimes my homework is in my backpack, and I just tell myself it's too much work to get it out of there :)
#38
Ivana 8 years ago
If my kid did that then I would grab every lamp, flashlight, and flashing thing in the house and bring it in their room and turn them all on. If their room was positioned right, I would also use the car lights and put on the high beams to shine into their window.
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
Sometimes my mom would hit the light for me if she was in my room, but I wouldn't call her for it! Ridiculous. That's what brothers are for...
#39
olivia martinez 8 years ago
I share a room with my brother/sister it looks like this but worse
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
There's a difference between being lazy and being disgusting and undignified
Ivana 8 years ago
I wouldn't be able to go into the room. Once, I had finals and didn't have time to help out cleaning around the house and no one else wanted to clean, there were dirty dishes all over the kitchen and dirty clothes around the house with other random c**p here and there. I locked myself in my clean bedroom for two days and didn't even eat because I could not bring myself to go into the kitchen. I would have smashed all the dishes and threw everything away, telling everyone to eat with their damn hands if they couldn't be bothered to wash a damn plate. Also, leaving my room made me overwhelmingly angry given the state of it, so to prevent myself from killing everyone I live with, I refused to come out and just pretended like it wasn't there until I submitted my last final. P.S. not even 1/4 as bad as her room.
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#41
Cayman 8 years ago
Yet you're not lazy enough to write out that you're too lazy to type out 'before'? You added way more work for yourself.
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Marie-Eve Barette 8 years ago
And how do eat "moist" stuff off a paper towel? You can't just be eating sandwiches and pop tarts?
Allana Rose 8 years ago
I got you beat, I use paper towels! (if I can) I dont like doing dishes either.
#42
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
Not lazy when you're probably creating more work for yourself. I have way too many documents for that!
Heather Keedy Bateman 8 years ago
Why is that bad? Why repeat something when you can reuse it?
#43
Ms. Understood 8 years ago
Too lazy. That cereal needs to be respected more. (you can't even get the optical amount of cereal)
Laurie Gage 8 years ago
It's not "low quality" granite because there is a seam. Granite comes in finite sizes. If your kitchen counter or island is really long, there will be a seam.
Morgan the Manatee 8 years ago
The line down the middle? That's probably where two pieces meet...?
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Luna Kittenwarrior 8 years ago
The longest I have been in one pair of socks is two weeks.
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I never wear socks unless i have too. That is why i have gotten stung 3 times and stabbed at least once everydau2
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
Once I did that and now I still have huge scars from the blisters I got
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Hans 8 years ago
As John L commented on one of them: many of these entries do not truly reflect lazyness but rather unrational demotivation. The described acts often are rather stupid than lazy. If I am a lazy, I want to avoid work and hassles...if I act in a way where not doing a small action now leads to massive work later, just postponed, I am a procrastionator, and most likely also a bit dumb. At least for me lazyness ends where it gets uncomfortable...but probably I am just too practical thinking. (And no, I also quite often just take the fresh cuttlery directily from the dishwasher and am too lazy too put it in the shelf...).
June Pixeld 8 years ago
The laundry thing , most of us dont get to do it on time. But personal hygene stuff that is a realy bad habit that could lead to medical stuff .
Unwelcomed Guest 8 years ago
my housemate is the greatest person I've ever known by the way
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Nikola Stavrovski 5 years ago
This is sooo relatablee! I cannot believe how funny #24 actually was. Even though I'm not proud of them I probably did more than half of the tweets about laziness. Honestly, a hilarious list made my day! Not only that you made me laugh during quarantine but also gave me inspiration to do my own post about the smart things lazy people do in order to save time! Check it out: https://lazywise.com/smart-things-lazy-people-do-to-save-time-and-effort/ Overall nice post Ruta, I'm waiting for your feedback.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
A lot of these were not laziness, just stupidity. "Work smarter, not harder". If you create more work for yourself, you are being foolish.
Hans 8 years ago
As John L commented on one of them: many of these entries do not truly reflect lazyness but rather unrational demotivation. The described acts often are rather stupid than lazy. If I am a lazy, I want to avoid work and hassles...if I act in a way where not doing a small action now leads to massive work later, just postponed, I am a procrastionator, and most likely also a bit dumb. At least for me lazyness ends where it gets uncomfortable...but probably I am just too practical thinking. (And no, I also quite often just take the fresh cuttlery directily from the dishwasher and am too lazy too put it in the shelf...).
June Pixeld 8 years ago
The laundry thing , most of us dont get to do it on time. But personal hygene stuff that is a realy bad habit that could lead to medical stuff .
Unwelcomed Guest 8 years ago
my housemate is the greatest person I've ever known by the way
Load More Replies... Nikola Stavrovski 5 years ago
This is sooo relatablee! I cannot believe how funny #24 actually was. Even though I'm not proud of them I probably did more than half of the tweets about laziness. Honestly, a hilarious list made my day! Not only that you made me laugh during quarantine but also gave me inspiration to do my own post about the smart things lazy people do in order to save time! Check it out: https://lazywise.com/smart-things-lazy-people-do-to-save-time-and-effort/ Overall nice post Ruta, I'm waiting for your feedback.
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
A lot of these were not laziness, just stupidity. "Work smarter, not harder". If you create more work for yourself, you are being foolish.
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