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Hipsters have made a name for themselves as a group that lives outside mainstream culture - proudly flaunting ironic old-timey clothing, elaborate beards, and mustaches while sipping on craft beer and snacking on artisanal, organic foods. While it's easy to spot a hipster on the outside, what goes on inside their brains? - some pretty deep melodramatic thoughts. This list is full of emotional hipster captions that someone decided to parody, and the edits are so much better than the originals.
The term 'hipster' or 'hip' is documented as going back as far as 1902 in America. The New York Tribune published a quote at the end of the 1920s that includes the term, referring to the original 'hipsters' who were people who carried hip flasks around during Prohibition. Flasks full of liquor, what could be more hipster than that?
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#1
We suggest you take deep breaths of air if you need to meditate
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#2
This friendship might be over before it really began if they aren't careful
Just another bot 6 years ago (edited)
Unless friends are also boys. And anyway this (the before the parody) seems to either suggest the opposite, that friends don't stick around forever or that life is fleeting and you or your friends might actually get hit by a train. Come on, meme....
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
I think your friends are with you until the very end (in this picture a few seconds away)?
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AvengingDragon 6 years ago
Random Friends: We will always be friends.... Second Friend: Riiight... Until that train kills us. First Friend: Wait. What? *Sees train* SHHHIIITTTT!!!!!!! *WHAM*
Kururi.Orihara 6 years ago
Are you saying boys can't also be best friends with each other or females? Sexist.
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
Honestly this is so sexist. Some of my closest friends are boys
#3
My heart is cold but Antartica is colder
Withnail 6 years ago (edited)
Holy s**t, where's Japan?! Gojira, what did you do?!
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Darryl Kerrigan 6 years ago
Did they move the UK to the middle of the Atlantic?!? Or just wipe us off the map...
Marcus Fleming 6 years ago
No Polar bears in Antarctica. At all. They're at the other end of the world.
#4
Cigarettes, vapes, antique pipes, it's better to keep your lungs clean
Cat person 6 years ago
One time a bird pooped like a couple centimetres from my face, it was right on the ground in front of me
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Barry Hilliard 6 years ago
......EMPHYSEMA, CHRONIC BRONCHITIS, if not cancer. In all cases, you die a horrible death. I know. I'm dying of emphysema and chronic bronchitis. If you have ever had bronchitis, think about having phlegm in your lungs all day everyday and more often than not, you can't clear your lungs. Take my word for it, YOU DO NOT WANT THESE DISEASES.
Idiotnews 6 years ago
...crepe wrinkled dry skin and sooner than you think! And if you don’t know what crepe is, you’d better look it up.
Ang.stl 6 years ago
Or ask me to take a picture of my old lady hands. They show "crepe" better than the paper does!!
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kamakaze pilot 6 years ago
i didn't quit smokin ..cz i figured out that it's the only thing that wouldn't kill me....lmaooo...nice movie quotes...affffff
#5
Different body same frame of mind
Reilly Beryll 6 years ago
I used to be a young human female. Now I’m a pillow. It’s really hard to type with these nubby corners. Any help? Advice? My case is getting dirty!
Julia Christina Eneroth 6 years ago
They seem to be quite content being a lamp. No sad emojis or anything. Maybe it's an easy and simple life to be a lamp.
Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago
I can't live up to ideal human structure, now I gotta compete with Lamp?!?
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
well, yeah, if nobody ever changed we'd all still be wearing diapers
#6
Seriously sometimes it's really important that you keep it together
The.realsnartblart 6 years ago
ooo the lil badass thinks swearing is kool
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No item of clothing is too big or too small to make an impact - we miss that lost sock too
Shoto Todoroki 6 years ago
That girl looks like she just threw her pants into the ocean and now she's like: Aw man I liked those pants.
#8
You aren't heartbroken, you are suffering from a cardiovascular heart disease
Wonder Woman 6 years ago
Hey Bats, where were you when the joker came to the watchtower?!?! Me and Black Canary were the only ones that showed up. I can believe you guys sometimes. *eyeroll*
Kim Lorton 6 years ago
If your heart beats fast and irregular when you look at someone you love, go immediately to the ER, you likely have Afib!
Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff) 6 years ago
Actually heart can't hurt, but this is another topic.
Ang.stl 6 years ago
Neither can the brain, if you wanna play that game ;-)
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Nobody.likes.a.grammar.nerd.express.yourself.however.you.want.to.
Alexandru Bucur 6 years ago
I'm guessing they learned English form telegrams? That would explain the "." and telegrams are often misspelled, so... :D
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Just another bot 6 years ago
Maybe spend more time reading and you might improve your vocabulary, which might help when trying to communicate lol
#10
Looking for love in all the wrong places
Binxyminxem 6 years ago
Lol after I read this I just thought "da da daaaaaaaaaaaa!!" 😁
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Louise Brigance 6 years ago
Turn around and open your eyes! Does wonders for your perspective.
#11
A picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes that makes the caption worthless
#12
Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago
And bedding....eewwwww, I grossed myself out so I had to share.
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#13
Getting up is half the battle but sitting still can be hard too
Kjorn 6 years ago
what? sit quietly, alone, in peace? relaxing? in the sun? in good weather?... poor you!
Puppiesarepeopletoo 6 years ago
when i first saw this i thought she was shoving her head into the ground and i was like "that makes sense"
#14
The star of tonight's show is the moon playing the role of the stars
Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago
And that one's a plane. And that's a helicopter. And there's Venus. Time for the ISS to go by. That cluster is the SAT/TV/PHONE Belt. Nope, another plane. Ummmm, either a shooting star or burning space debris...
Kjorn 6 years ago
damnit i'm stupid… :-) the worst part is i know that!... not that i'm stupid, but the moon is not a star
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#15
Math is hard, especially when your brain is the size of a walnut
The Girl on Fire 6 years ago
I've seen this image used in memes before. I don't think it was ever meant to be melodramatic or anything, just funny.
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
By bird standards they are good at it, by human standards they are kindergarteners.
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gustavo silva 6 years ago
Fun fact: actually, birds calculate their flight path with their cerebellum, which is proportionally way more advanced than our dumb "walking" cerebellum. Its not completely about the size, otherwise Whales would beat any computer in a game of chess.
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago
They do that unconsciously though. It’s instinct. Math involves active calculations.
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released kraken 6 years ago
this is really funny even without the caption, i think it was a post somewhere else on here
Quinn Alexander 6 years ago
This isn't really hipster, I recognize the artist (not the name) and the rest is pretty funny.
#16
Love can make you blind - blind to speeding cars that are about to hit you
Rowlie 6 years ago
"You will get hit first. " "No, You! " "Stop it, I am sure it will be" ... #$@#$@ "I can never win :("
AvengingDragon 6 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA!!! I snorted my drink at this one!
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Second picture on this list depicting friends about to be hit by vehicles. Weird trend.
#17
Sebastião Camarinhas 6 years ago
"I would get down on my knees and pray" (New Order jokes and why I don't have any friends, everybody!)
#18
We all have our own version of paradise - they decided to go with a farm
Ella Tarves 6 years ago
and anybody with a farm will know that at the end a farm will be the only thing you have and have time for.
#19
Do you believe in fate? Just be careful the next time you think you found the perfect match
#20
Unleash the wild thing within you, because it might be eating all the food in your stomach
#21
The way to a boy or girls heart is through their stomach - always feed those you love
Quinn Alexander 6 years ago
We Tal'darim believe the easiest way to reach a warriors chest is not with words...but with a blade~
Jilltdcatlady 6 years ago
I'm thinking about the meme where it's a specific item from each food place, and it would take a few hours just to gather it all.
Sebastião Camarinhas 6 years ago
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
#22
The one thing you can always rely on is your bed - or is it?
Oliver Phillips 6 years ago
I think the better question is can you even rely on yourself? Or anyon?
#23
The perfect example of an unlikely friendship, a human and floating water vapor
Withnail 6 years ago
Used to be your friend, now I make you wet. Someone escaped the friend zone!
Shoto Todoroki 6 years ago
What shape are you in now?? Last time I saw you, you were a sheep. :)
Alice Maynard 6 years ago
(Lightening bolt strikes him) Oh. I see how it is. Guess I should have called more.
Stephanie Saucedo 6 years ago
You left me for that little turd with bad hair to go hunt for dragon balls!
#24
It's time to straighten up, unless you want to walk around with a cane - nothing hip about that
#25
No means no you papery creeps. Who knew inanimate objects could be so needy
Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
this Chinese restaurant used to have better fortune cookies
#26
There will always be these dilemmas in life so choose the one you think will hurt the least
Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago
Actually, I think being burned alive would be the worst kind of pain. Especially if you had been shot and stabbed but were still conscious and breathing and then set on fire.
Erik Granqvist 6 years ago
That kind of depends on where you are shot/stabbed. And, by no small matter, by what you are shot/stabbed. I imagine a 50' BMG to the head hurts a lot less in the long run then being stabbed with a pencil in the hand, for example. Although, the latter alternativa would probably have a slightly better survival-rate.
Šimon Špaček 6 years ago
First of all, we should keep this only as mind teaser. Can we make a chart showing the amount of pain caused by stab based on shape of stabbing object, force and place of stab? Also we might do the same with firearms. And what type of pain we should use for reference? After some time we might have some nice charts and maybe even book about this. So if somebody will ever ask "Does it hurt more to be shot or stabbed" we might respond with something like: "Well, shot it butt with BB gun hurts less than being stabbed with pitchfork in leg but any 9 millimeter shot in shoulder hurts more than being stabbed in belly with a needle." OK, I will see myself out now...
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#27
Who needs friends with a lamp like this- guaranteed to get you through the darkness
Chyppa Homer 6 years ago
...said the girl to Tinkerbell, who is hiding in the bushes after a serious case of the Chipotle :D
#28
This game of hide-and-seek should't be so difficult, there aren't even any trees
Valerie Gibson 6 years ago
we had a neighbour who worked on a cruise ship. When he came home he would send the children to the backyard and throw huge handfuls of green jellybeans down onto the lawn. That was the only way he could get some uninterrupted time with his wife.
Shoto Todoroki 6 years ago
This game of hide-and-seek wouldn't be so difficult if it weren't night time!
#29
meow point1 6 years ago
Don't tell me what to do! Don't tell me what to say! (it's a song; sorry if I'm being annoying by referencing a song).
#30
Your one friend that doesn't really seem to understand you no matter what you say
released kraken 6 years ago
He absolutely understands BECAUSE hes a dog i dont think id still be alive if not for dogs
Neurotic_Octopus 6 years ago
Not if he's a well-trained doggo. He looks like a good boy waiting patiently
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What do you think ?
Batman 6 years ago
This really gets me. It really touches my deep, dark soul underneath all my cowls and capes.
Katinka Min 6 years ago
Where do these weird a*s memes come from??? I've never seen something like, why? Am I too old? In the wrong country? (I'm German. Post something like this there and people will just tell to pull yourself together and/or get some fresh air)
MN Free Spirit 6 years ago
So my little Dove candy heart, heres the quote: Sleep Under the Stars Tonight. UMMM NO! I live in Minnesota and its all of -6F/-21C and its daytime.
Naomi Armitage 6 years ago
You had me lol'ing until the doggo. I don't think I could handle losing my doggo, whether or not she understands it.
PandaLover 6 years ago
I laughed way too hard at these. Being someone who really appreciates sarcasm, these memes were awesome!
Jana Renner 6 years ago
I love it! For some reason coworkers are always putting these kind of "inspirational memes" in our group chat & now I have the perfect way to reply!
J Perry 6 years ago
All of these seem to be written by teenagers, thinking they're deep. We were all teenagers once. Most grow out of it. Not sure where the hipster comes in to it?
Batman 6 years ago
This really gets me. It really touches my deep, dark soul underneath all my cowls and capes.
Katinka Min 6 years ago
Where do these weird a*s memes come from??? I've never seen something like, why? Am I too old? In the wrong country? (I'm German. Post something like this there and people will just tell to pull yourself together and/or get some fresh air)
MN Free Spirit 6 years ago
So my little Dove candy heart, heres the quote: Sleep Under the Stars Tonight. UMMM NO! I live in Minnesota and its all of -6F/-21C and its daytime.
Naomi Armitage 6 years ago
You had me lol'ing until the doggo. I don't think I could handle losing my doggo, whether or not she understands it.
PandaLover 6 years ago
I laughed way too hard at these. Being someone who really appreciates sarcasm, these memes were awesome!
Jana Renner 6 years ago
I love it! For some reason coworkers are always putting these kind of "inspirational memes" in our group chat & now I have the perfect way to reply!
J Perry 6 years ago
All of these seem to be written by teenagers, thinking they're deep. We were all teenagers once. Most grow out of it. Not sure where the hipster comes in to it?
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