Hipsters have made a name for themselves as a group that lives outside mainstream culture - proudly flaunting ironic old-timey clothing, elaborate beards, and mustaches while sipping on craft beer and snacking on artisanal, organic foods. While it's easy to spot a hipster on the outside, what goes on inside their brains? - some pretty deep melodramatic thoughts. This list is full of emotional hipster captions that someone decided to parody, and the edits are so much better than the originals.

The term 'hipster' or 'hip' is documented as going back as far as 1902 in America. The New York Tribune published a quote at the end of the 1920s that includes the term, referring to the original 'hipsters' who were people who carried hip flasks around during Prohibition. Flasks full of liquor, what could be more hipster than that?

#1

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We suggest you take deep breaths of air if you need to meditate

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The Flash
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2 years ago

Liked by Aquaman and 0 others.

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This friendship might be over before it really began if they aren't careful

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Just another bot
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2 years ago (edited)

Unless friends are also boys. And anyway this (the before the parody) seems to either suggest the opposite, that friends don't stick around forever or that life is fleeting and you or your friends might actually get hit by a train. Come on, meme....

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#3

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My heart is cold but Antartica is colder

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Withnail
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2 years ago

And New Zealand.

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#4

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Cigarettes, vapes, antique pipes, it's better to keep your lungs clean

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Chyppa Homer
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2 years ago

Bird is gonna get you right between the eyes :D

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#5

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Different body same frame of mind

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Chyppa Homer
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2 years ago

Because mom said I could be anything when I grow up . So there !

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#6

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Seriously sometimes it's really important that you keep it together

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Nini Meow
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2 years ago

Da da dah

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#7

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No item of clothing is too big or too small to make an impact - we miss that lost sock too

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Smerv
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2 years ago

rrriipp my fave jeans 2017-2019

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#8

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You aren't heartbroken, you are suffering from a cardiovascular heart disease

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Nightwing
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2 years ago

Even Bats laughed when he saw this

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Nobody.likes.a.grammar.nerd.express.yourself.however.you.want.to.

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Binxyminxem
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2 years ago

It's a robot!

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#10

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Looking for love in all the wrong places

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Sleep Meister
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2 years ago

unless there is a peep-hole. Creepy stalker woman

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#11

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A picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes that makes the caption worthless

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Binxyminxem
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2 years ago

Awwww poor bridgey

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#12

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Rowlie
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2 years ago

and/or clothes

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#13

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Getting up is half the battle but sitting still can be hard too

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Chyppa Homer
Community Member
2 years ago

you mean the sun in your eye ?

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#14

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The star of tonight's show is the moon playing the role of the stars

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Alex K
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2 years ago

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isnt the moon a star?

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Math is hard, especially when your brain is the size of a walnut

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Cum Farts
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2 years ago

Chirp chirp motherfluffer

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#16

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Love can make you blind - blind to speeding cars that are about to hit you

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Rowlie
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2 years ago

"You will get hit first. " "No, You! " "Stop it, I am sure it will be" ... #$@#$@ "I can never win :("

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Car Alarm
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2 years ago

I'd rather not die, thanks

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#18

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We all have our own version of paradise - they decided to go with a farm

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Asia
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2 years ago

LOL

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#19

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Do you believe in fate? Just be careful the next time you think you found the perfect match

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Chyppa Homer
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2 years ago

To appease the Kraken apparently...

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#20

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Unleash the wild thing within you, because it might be eating all the food in your stomach

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María Hermida
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2 years ago

Where's the "vomiting" emoji when I need it? 😅😅 😅

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#21

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The way to a boy or girls heart is through their stomach - always feed those you love

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Just another bot
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2 years ago

That's everyone, not just hipsters

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#22

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The one thing you can always rely on is your bed - or is it?

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Anne
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2 years ago

Man.. of everything.. I thought the only thing I ever could trust was my bed :(

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#23

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The perfect example of an unlikely friendship, a human and floating water vapor

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Withnail
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2 years ago

Used to be your friend, now I make you wet. Someone escaped the friend zone!

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#24

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It's time to straighten up, unless you want to walk around with a cane - nothing hip about that

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KT Trondsen
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2 years ago

This one made me LOL!

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#25

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No means no you papery creeps. Who knew inanimate objects could be so needy

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Rowlie
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2 years ago

it should have been written in Hardtimes New Roman

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#26

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There will always be these dilemmas in life so choose the one you think will hurt the least

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Smerv
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2 years ago

Well /now/ we are asking real questions

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#27

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Who needs friends with a lamp like this- guaranteed to get you through the darkness

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Daria Z
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2 years ago

Also not the best clothes to sit on grass ^__^

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#28

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This game of hide-and-seek should't be so difficult, there aren't even any trees

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Superman
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2 years ago

I would just X-Ray vision the damn thing.

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Smerv
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2 years ago

surprisingly nobody sitting on the road

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#30

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Your one friend that doesn't really seem to understand you no matter what you say

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Anne
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2 years ago

I can relate. I don't think I can ever handle losing my doggo.

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