Hipsters have made a name for themselves as a group that lives outside mainstream culture - proudly flaunting ironic old-timey clothing, elaborate beards, and mustaches while sipping on craft beer and snacking on artisanal, organic foods. While it's easy to spot a hipster on the outside, what goes on inside their brains? - some pretty deep melodramatic thoughts. This list is full of emotional hipster captions that someone decided to parody, and the edits are so much better than the originals.

The term 'hipster' or 'hip' is documented as going back as far as 1902 in America. The New York Tribune published a quote at the end of the 1920s that includes the term, referring to the original 'hipsters' who were people who carried hip flasks around during Prohibition. Flasks full of liquor, what could be more hipster than that?

#1

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We suggest you take deep breaths of air if you need to meditate

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The Flash 2 months ago

Liked by Aquaman and 0 others.

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This friendship might be over before it really began if they aren't careful

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Just another bot 2 months ago (edited)

Unless friends are also boys. And anyway this (the before the parody) seems to either suggest the opposite, that friends don't stick around forever or that life is fleeting and you or your friends might actually get hit by a train. Come on, meme....

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#3

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My heart is cold but Antartica is colder

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Withnail 2 months ago

And New Zealand.

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#4

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Cigarettes, vapes, antique pipes, it's better to keep your lungs clean

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Chyppa Homer 2 months ago

Bird is gonna get you right between the eyes :D

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#5

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Different body same frame of mind

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Lilian Della Rose 2 months ago

Ah, yes. I have personally evolved into a door mat.

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Seriously sometimes it's really important that you keep it together

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HANS 2 months ago

Sometimes it's wheely important to keep it together!

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#7

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No item of clothing is too big or too small to make an impact - we miss that lost sock too

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Smerv 2 months ago

rrriipp my fave jeans 2017-2019

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#8

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You aren't heartbroken, you are suffering from a cardiovascular heart disease

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Nightwing 2 months ago

Even Bats laughed when he saw this

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#9

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Nobody.likes.a.grammar.nerd.express.yourself.however.you.want.to.

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Андрей Сергеевич Консолэ 2 months ago

and.I.dont.know.the.difference.between.to.and.too

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Looking for love in all the wrong places

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Sleep Meister 2 months ago

unless there is a peep-hole. Creepy stalker woman

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A picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes that makes the caption worthless

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Withnail 2 months ago

Like a troubled bridge over waters - Garfunkel and Simon

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Rowlie 2 months ago

and/or clothes

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#13

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Getting up is half the battle but sitting still can be hard too

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Kjorn 2 months ago

what? sit quietly, alone, in peace? relaxing? in the sun? in good weather?... poor you!

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#14

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The star of tonight's show is the moon playing the role of the stars

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Michał Jastrzębski 2 months ago

thats no moon...

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#15

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Math is hard, especially when your brain is the size of a walnut

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Cum Farts 2 months ago

Chirp chirp motherfluffer

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#16

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Love can make you blind - blind to speeding cars that are about to hit you

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Rowlie 2 months ago

"You will get hit first. " "No, You! " "Stop it, I am sure it will be" ... #$@#$@ "I can never win :("

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donghun's emo cactus 2 months ago

I love you, but you'll probably crush me, so I'd rather not.

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#18

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We all have our own version of paradise - they decided to go with a farm

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Casey C 2 months ago

We're rolling in the deeeep...

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#19

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Do you believe in fate? Just be careful the next time you think you found the perfect match

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Chyppa Homer 2 months ago

To appease the Kraken apparently...

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#20

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Unleash the wild thing within you, because it might be eating all the food in your stomach

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María Hermida 2 months ago

Where's the "vomiting" emoji when I need it? 😅😅 😅

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#21

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The way to a boy or girls heart is through their stomach - always feed those you love

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Just another bot 2 months ago

That's everyone, not just hipsters

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#22

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The one thing you can always rely on is your bed - or is it?

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Withnail 2 months ago

When you want to lie down, but everything is a lie.

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#23

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The perfect example of an unlikely friendship, a human and floating water vapor

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Withnail 2 months ago

Used to be your friend, now I make you wet. Someone escaped the friend zone!

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It's time to straighten up, unless you want to walk around with a cane - nothing hip about that

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donghun's emo cactus 2 months ago

She just wanted to get her hipster glasses in the picture.

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#25

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No means no you papery creeps. Who knew inanimate objects could be so needy

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Rowlie 2 months ago

it should have been written in Hardtimes New Roman

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#26

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There will always be these dilemmas in life so choose the one you think will hurt the least

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Smerv 2 months ago

Well /now/ we are asking real questions

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#27

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Who needs friends with a lamp like this- guaranteed to get you through the darkness

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Oathbraker 2 months ago

Always? Was this written by a 12 year old?

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#28

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This game of hide-and-seek should't be so difficult, there aren't even any trees

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Superman 2 months ago

I would just X-Ray vision the damn thing.

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Smerv 2 months ago

surprisingly nobody sitting on the road

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#30

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Your one friend that doesn't really seem to understand you no matter what you say

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Anne 2 months ago

I can relate. I don't think I can ever handle losing my doggo.

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