Even if you’re an internet veteran and you’re used to seeing all kinds of things while surfing the web, some images are so bizarre and funny that they make you do a double-take. And they make you worry about the future of humankind even more than you already do. One online community that encapsulates this feeling well is the popular r/trashy subreddit.
There, you’ll find all sorts of examples of people behaving in awful but comedic ways. In some cases, folks end up behaving so trashy that someone has to put up signs for things (not) to do that should be common sense. We’ve collected some of the most peculiar pics to share with you, from signs meant to remind people to avoid nasty behavior to ones designed by questionable people themselves. Scroll down to check them out.
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Travel To Country And Complain About Bad English
I went into a local hardware store owned by Spanish immigrants who cater to their Spanish-speaking customers in my US neighborhood. I don't speak Spanish so I had to "charade" my requests, which they kindly filled. Not once did I get upset for the way they operated their store.
When people come to me and start speaking french (not this country's language) I act like I understand (I kinda do) and reply in my native language.
What do you mean "both sides"? If you go to a foreign country, you can't expect people there to speak your language. If your language is English, most people in touristic areas speak it, but it's not their obligation. If you can't make the effort to learn some words in a foreign language or to understand the locals' "broken" English, stay at home.
Load More Replies...Found This In My Gym
Perfect note! Will not just hopefully get the iPad returned, but make others rethink their stealing ways since most tech equipment that is connecting to a network can be easily tracked. Next time lock up your iPad or don't bring it to the gym where there are more thieves than you think roaming around.
Done with great confidence and I'm sure will be sorted rather rapidly...I certainly wouldn't mess with this one..
This Is At My Local Park That Has 5 Baseball Fields. The Parents Need To Control Themselves
Where I live the trouble is at the football pitches, the Dads are just horrible to basically everybody including their children
Here are the moms that put out the worst show. We had one physically attack a referee during a basketball game.
Load More Replies...I read that as the vampires are human. I think it's time for bed.
after seeing the way some parents act, it's a shame it needs to be on a sign. by the time my grandkids got on the fields signs like this were everywhere
Where do they get off thinking that’s acceptable behaviour? When I was a little girl, sometimes the kids would fight and the parents would try to break it up. Now it’s the other way around! Crazy regression.
I have seen parents get removed from Bantam hockey for swearing at a referee. I thought it was a great lesson for the other parents who were there.
The main goal of a funny sign—any sign!—is to successfully transmit information to its intended audience. The content itself can be incredibly varied. It might be an official warning about wild bears in the area. It might be information about today’s lunch. It might be a company’s rebranded logo trying to attract new customers. Or it might be a general plea to behave like a civilized, polite, kind human being inside the shop.
No matter the content, though, what you want and need are clarity and brevity.
Found In London
Some people are a disgrace and I bet when the thieves opened the parcel they just threw the contents away
I'm sure the thieves probably tossed them once they saw what was inside the box, A-holes.
That is so messed up. I did have the thought of, is the person that stole really going to come back and read the sign they made though?
Nothing like kicking someone when they're down. Bastards! Absolute bastards.
What's hard to understand about..thou should not steal..not just ten commandment but basics of ethical and moral behaviour..and bonus good karma
Toilet Sign From A FB Group
Real hikers know to bring WAG bags or something similar to carry human waste out of the area. Quasi-hikers pollute/contaminate areas because they don't bother learning proper etiquette.
When they say leave nothing and take nothing..THEY REALLY MEAN ALL OF IT..and human faeces is abhorrent to many animals.. and certainly the scenery..great go to see landmark or beauty and your greeted by turds..
signs and warning labels are rarely pre-emptive--always because some asshat did something stupid
The Guy On The Left Has Had A Slew Of Signs Like This
Inbred boy would flip out if he ever found out that Edith Bolling Wilson, Woodrow Wilson's wife, was essentially the President of the USA during his recovery from a massive stroke.
No one has mentioned the guy on the right? Look at his smile! Contagious.
Broadly speaking, you want to include enough information in your sign so that your audience understands your intent, but you don’t want to overwhelm them.
So, again, clarity and brevity are key. Ideally, you’ll cut out all unnecessary info and leave what’s irreplaceable because you only have a moment or two to get your audience’s attention. It’s harder than it looks.
People Throwing Objects At A Dog And Scaring Him
I am a short disabled woman who has never been in a physical fight in her life and if you throw things at Barry I will hunt you down!
Throw whatever they threw back at them. Will bolster your argument for self defense :D
Load More Replies...I don't blame him for being scared, the idiots might break the window.
I generally mind my own business when I'm out in public, but I have a very quick, nasty temper, esp. when it comes to animal and child abuse. I will take you down if I witness either.
People Won’t Stop Throwing Trash On Trees
'I need to breathe' ..use an emotional ploy for the signs, they work great as they hit the gonna feel guilty button ..
As Someone Who Just Started Their Own Little Outdoor Garden, I'd Be So Angry
Put a house up for sale, and spent a bomb on plants and flowers for the front garden. Went to see a relative overnight, and every bl**dy thing had been taken.
My sister had a realtor that would move her potted plants from house to house to “dress it up” some, but that’s the realtors plants.
Load More Replies...My yard was mainly gardens, and the neighbors would walk by and admire the colorful beauty. One day a young woman from down the street was walking with her child in a pram past the house, and the child pointed to the Indian blankets. She decided to pick one, but the stems are hardy and not easily broken. She struggled a bit, until I ran out with my snipping shears and cut her a few. She was so grateful, as was her little daughter.
Yeah, the neighbor across the street did that to his neighbor’s house after they sold it. Went over and transplanted all their nice flowers into his own yard. Even went into the back yard with a wheelbarrow to cart out loads of plants. The new neighbors had to spend $100’s on new plants when they moved in.
living in the country & planted some nice flowering plants near a mutual property line in my front yard. the next day, they're gone. a bit of investigative work finds my plants around the neighbor's front door...she said she thought they were hers...like, really--they just miraculously 'appeared' on MY property, but you thought these noticeably just-planted flowers were yours??? told her she needed to put them back ASAP! she did
Maybe you should look up indoor vertical gardening?
Load More Replies...How much context do you want to include? How long of an explanation is too long? If you want your customers to act a certain way (e.g. to use utensils instead of their hands for the potato salad), you want your signs to be short, snappy, and direct while avoiding walls of text.
That being said, if your signs raise more questions than they answer due to their brevity, the situation might also backfire.
The Fact That This Sign Is Necessary
Could be people had tried changing someone with a handicap. Of you have to have changed a diaper as an adult you can't go very far from home.
The weight limit still applies. There need to be more adult changing tables in the accessible stalls.
Load More Replies...Besides the fact that it’s trashy and wrong - why would you want to have sessy time on top of a tabletop meant to deal with feces and urine 😂
As an Aussie, I'm embarrassed...those change table are a godsend for mums, and dads, in shopping centres to care for their little baby bundles. Crass, that idiots use it for other needs
Sad we have to make people think and I mean think common sense when you have to use a public convenience so they don't do stupid ultimately destructive things to the free use of these conveniences which we all lose because people just don't think? Or they start charging to use..s**t because of one or two brain deads..yoh wake up.
Stopped At A Gas Station And Saw This Sign On The Entrance Door
The shame….ive had to tell my mom about this too many times. Bras are not pockets. She doesn’t believe me that places have posted signs like this.
I mostly just cannot imagine having something dirty on the skin of my jahoobies. I feel like that's one of the areas of thinnest skin on my body, and the thought of having something potentially germy or filthy laying in my bra, resting on my gazongalongas, is horrifying. I know most womens' clothing has really crappy pockets options, but still.
Load More Replies...That's from a time we're money was all metal and easy to wash. Plus you know what it really means 😉
Load More Replies...I had to apologize one time on a hot day, when I'd sweated through my fánny pack and all the bills in my money clip were damp.
Load More Replies...Jokes on you I don't even WEAR underpants. I'm pulling it from somewhere else...
I always get so disgusted when it was like a very hot, summer day and some lady starts pulling cash from the recesses of her bra to pay for something.
Found This In My Apartment's Stairwell. Give Them Their Granny Back!
I would not be putting that where anybody else could reach it. Not for fear of theft, but for fear of accidents. It only takes one little stumble and *crack* it's broken.
I turned my grandmother’s ashes into two glass pendants. One stays in my kitchen and one is in my car (the car I inherited from her after she died). Very low likelihood of breaking as they’re small. I would recommend that over making a clay pot with them any day?
Load More Replies...If you get a bunch of customers asking the staff for further explanation for the signs you’ve put up, it is a waste of everyone’s time. Sure, it might be fun to explain the context in person the first few times, but after the hundredth case, your staff will be annoyed and exhausted.
No sign or rule will cover every possible outcome, but you can at least use them to answer the most common questions or complaints.
My Gym Is Trying To Catch A Phantom Pee-Er
Great way to get a bunch of help for a nasty problem. Why would someone do this??!!
Stealing The Sign Reporting Your Shoplifting
I remember when packies had an entire section reserved behind the cashier for photos of people who either stole or wrote bad checks. A real display of who's who of jerks.
The Fact They Even Needed To Put This Sign Up
This is so wrong! If my loved ones aren't bbqing at my graveside enjoying the food, family and fun, than they didn't know me at all! Cemeteries don't have to be somber and sad
Right? I understand that it's not for everybody, but people used to gather and have picnics in cemeteries to have fun while honoring thier dead
Load More Replies...Sadly I was on of those people when I was a punk teenager,wed play ghost in the grave yard in the cemetery,made it more fun and scary,I'd like to go back in time and smack my younger self
Being a kid/teenager faffing about in a cemetery is one thing. You do know better than to do that kind of stuff by one's teen years, but it's not something you should be punished or belittled for. You may have been disrespectful, but you weren't an a-hole. Things like barbecues are usually planned and carried out by adults, who ABSOLUTELY are a-holes if they have a BBQ at a graveyard. They KNOW it's disrespectful, and they don't care. Same for sunbathing. The teen who does either of those things in a graveyard probably lacks the normal empathy equipment most of us are born with.
Load More Replies...This isn't just 'trashy people'. It is also a cultural thing. BBQs are not common in the US (AFAIK) but a local cemetery if fine with dog walking / people walking. Mainly on the paved trail/road winding through it and obviously, pick up after your pet if necessary. But it's not like "oooh! That's the cemetery! we never go in there" See copy/pasta about the different cultures part ---- "Yes, in many cultures, particularly in Mexico during the Day of the Dead (Dia de los Muertos), people traditionally picnic in cemeteries to share food with their deceased loved ones, viewing the act as a way to maintain a connection with their ancestors; this practice is also seen in parts of Asia and Eastern Europe where families gather at gravesites to feast and honor the dead."
In Copenhagen the biggest graveyard is also a park, and it is quite normal to sunbathe next to the grave of Mozarts ex wife, and have a picnic next to someone's granny.
Load More Replies...It's interesting how some countries are like "This is a cemetery, we must be solemn and only cry and whisper" and some countries are like "Yeah! Let's have a picnic party next to grandmas grave so that she can be part of it". Apparently this was normal in the 19th century in the US too.
Seriously why not..set up small area.or a time line..if its a bother...so it doesn't interfere with any services,,and I think a blanket at a grave is totally cool and a wine..no one's advocating a rave by any means..there still needs to be a respect value involved that's all..it's an interesting place to wander around not as good as older ones but still some nice headstones and unusual statues..
in my town, there is a historical graveyard that holds special events in the graveyard to raise money for the upkeep during the rest of the year. They sell tickets to sit in the graveyard on the 4th of July because it has the best view of the fireworks they shoot off a nearby hill. They also show family-friendly scary movies during the Halloween season. In both cases, you are free to bring chairs and snacks and clean up after yourself when you go.
In the late 1800s and early 1900s, in the US, everyone picnic'd by the graves of the deceased relatives. This was standard, normal behavior - sharing food and fun with family members living and dead. It kept people connected with each other and connected with nature. The fact that we no longer do that and see it as abnormal is really sad.
As a typical teenager, the cemetery was the place to hang out, get high, and have fun. And even though we were idiot teenagers, we had enough respect to slink away when people were visiting graves.
The r/trashy subreddit has been one of the most well-known pillar communities of Reddit for more than a decade now. Even if you don’t browse Reddit, you’ve probably come across some of the viral content its members have featured in your own social media feeds at some point in time.
The sub was first created in the middle of the summer of 2012 (which feels almost like a century ago). Now, more than twelve years later, the online group boasts a massive following. Currently, nearly 3 million people from around the globe follow it for the freshest demotivating and cringy content.
Stealing From A Self-Isolating, Vulnerable Neighbour
bird feeder arent even expensive either, why steal someone else's when you can buy your own?
Load More Replies...Posts like this make me want to become a vigilante who just goes around punching ąssholes in the face.
Again..coming from a human and emotional side..should work..I really really hope so..clue your neighbours in as well so they know what to be aware of..might catch him
Wtf is wrong with people. Every day we become less civilized. And it all started with politicians.
Lately, almost every day I see this kind of thing and wonder what the hell is happening to people. I heard some genius physicist comment that all the whacky politics, social interchange, and people's attitudes, aggression, etc. are due to something the scientists at CERN did a few years ago. We were suddenly shifted to another parallel dimension in which humanity is worse than we previously were ( which was not so good either). I am beginning to believe it.
He is as broke as you are able to interpret information.
Load More Replies...It Got So Bad They Had A Sign Made
The massage therapist at a physical therapy clinic once told me that even she gets propositioned for a "happy ending" once in a while. A medical facility!
Oh God so this does really happen at straight masseuses.. I always wondered if that was how it was occasionally..nicely dealt with man..
At least massage therapists who work out in the open in malls don't have to field these inappropriate expectations.
Lmao My Town Is Dealing With A Lot Of Snow Right Now And My Apartment Tenants Are Not Handling It Well
Sometimes it's hard being a humanitarian..keeping faith isn't always easy..especially with ingrates..there's a cpl here and there..
You can only get bitten so many times before you stop extending your hand.
Man, I had to borrow my neighbors sovel after we go 10 inches, he was atg work, his girlfriend works 3rd shift, so she was sleeping and I didn't want to ake her up, he had it sitting outside, I burrowed it, shoveled, and returned it, they never even knew I borrowed it, but I did tell him I did, and he said that iswhy I left it sitting outside, so anyone who needed it could use it. Good neighbors are hard to find
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Notice At Anime Convention Due To Attendees' Body Odor
But one has to admire how well they seem to know their target audience...
Hey now, I love anime and I showered just last month! (I actually DO love anime, but it's a joke, BUT I heard about the same problem at pokemon, yugioh, videogame, magic card etc. conventions...)
Load More Replies...It's one thing to get on a stinky crowded bus or train at the end of the day when workers are returning home after busting their butts all day. But I don't expect that level of stench at conventions or other public events because there is no excuse to expose people to that.
My sci-fi con had to go to the extent of doing a skit during the opening ceremony of the convention both telling people as well as respectfully demonstrating to people how to take a proper shower with soap and water.
I’ve Never In My Life Seen A Sign That Has To Instruct People To Not Hit On The Employees. Yikes
I don't know, i feel like they should get banned when they get abusive. It shouldn't have to go so far as to violence b4 they do anything about it.
Load More Replies...Trump has made being vulgar and being a sexual predator acceptable with poorly educated men in America.
I don't like him or the people who ignore his behavior either, but this has been around longer than Dumb Donald.
Load More Replies...I used to have to take over for employees with certain customers because they were annoying my employees (many of them teens). They weren't doing enough for me to kick them out, except one, but they made the girls uncomfortable. When I swapped with them, you could see the disappointment in the creep's eyes... it was delicious!
Well done! I'm sure they appreciated having a manager who kept them safe.
Load More Replies...Cisgender heterosexual males proving once again that they are the problem. NO, a woman being polite is NOT asking you to hit on her.
I've worked in restaurants that needed this sign, but I found a tray upside the head works pretty well to end grabby hands.
For When The Problem Is So Bad That You Have To Post A Sign About It
That sign feels like a net loss to me in terms of customer sales. I don't put chew and vomit in urinals but a sign like that might discourage me from shopping there.
Where is this sign? Food and beverage staff should not have to clean toilets, There should be separate staff to clean. In many places that is the law.
Forgot about chewing tobacco for a moment and pictured dentures getting left there.
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Sign In My Bathroom At Work. I Work In Construction, Sad That This Sign Is Necessary
You would be shocked..at what people do in public restrooms..I was a*s't mgr of gas station/ mkt and truck stop .people shat on walls. floors, sinks, on top of toilet ..on and on
Load More Replies...I had no idea robots could do that! There may be some limits to how lifelike we should be making them, especially where simulated biological functions are concerned.
Took a couple of visits to figure out that the sons of one of my cleaning customers stood on the rim of the toilet to defecate. It was all over the toilets, the walls, and the floor. I hadn't noticed this when I did the estimate, and the first time my employees and I saw the bathroom, we assumed violent food poisoning or some such. The next time seeing the same disgusting scene, I told my crew to pack up, and informed the customer she'd have to find another company.
i don't think the person on the right is intentionally jackson pollocking the bathroom...things just ot out of hand
Can confirm that although not the walls, I have definitely pollocked a toilet. IBS - you can never REALLY trust a fart.
Load More Replies...I feel terrible for laughing, but I can hear the sound and it makes it funnier
A friend in the construction industry tells me that some races are prone to this behaviour.
Seen this at my work toilet... backed away and felt damn sorry for the cleaners!
Was Told To Post This Instead. Blows My Mind How People Clearly Just Disrespect These Signs
Next sign: "if you sit here, you'll be picking up your teeth from the floor". People are so incredibly stupid.
Where I lived years ago, there was a garden centre owned by a very polite Japanese gentleman with a limited command of Spanish. He had a very concise sign stuck to the door: "child breaks, dad pays". No more reasons or explanations. So effective!
You Know This Sign Was Only Put Up After Someone Grabbed A Fistful Of Potato Salad. Seen In Waldwick, Nj
I was at a Golden Corral and a family of rather large individuals came in and sat at a table. Instead of them all walking through the smorgasbord, the three boys walked over and grabbed entire serving trays of food and carried them over to their table and started spooning out food on their plates.
Probably an unsupervised kid. I've seen it. That's why most of the self serve / all you can eat places have gone.
I wonder how many little kids end up trying to grab the food in self serve stations like this one. I can see that being a problem with too many parents not parenting their kids. Not a fan of self serve since I saw an adult use their hands because the utensil was missing from the food tray.
And I've seen one where a woman used the spoon to 'sample' several, licking off the spoon and using it for the next item. UGH I will never eat food from a place where that can happen.
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This Sign
In my old neighborhood it was McDonald's. Got to the point normal people were terrified to eat at that McD's because of gun violence and shootings. Even the cops were afraid to drive through.
This Yard Sale Sign
I put all my ex's stuff at the end of the driveway. Word got out and strangers came by to pick through it. Oh, well.
They Definitely Made This Sign With This Sub In Mind #seeninthelaundromat
Friend doing laundry once had the washing machine broken open during the washing cycle, just so they could steal her underwear.
There's a shared laundry facility in this apartment, but it's all elderly and disabled people, so stuff is pretty safe. Machines don't work all the time, but no thefts.
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A Sign In Our Local Bars Bathroom
86'd-eighty-sixed means thrown out of the establishment and permanently banned
Sign On The Door Of The Brand New Dollar Store In My Neighborhood
I had to put a sign in our warehouse for this. Like really? You think it's okay to SPIT in your workplace? WTF?
Must be somewhere that has a lot of people using chewing tobacco. Probably the southern US. ;) It grosses me out even when they do use the spit cups.
even in the south you can be fined for spitting in public. It's a health thing.
Load More Replies...I assume this is not in China ? Spitting there is a national pastime.
Imagine Having To Make This Sign
Which of the signs that we’ve featured today in this list surprised you the most? Were there any that honestly caught you so off guard that you had to re-read them to check if you weren’t hallucinating? What is the strangest sign that you’ve ever personally seen or had to put up in real life? What is the trashiest behavior you've ever witnessed?
We’re always happy to hear your take, Pandas. If you have a spare moment, share your thoughts in the comments at the bottom of this post.
Adam Didn’t Tell Them He Was Moving
Found This Beautiful Sign While On A Walk
If I saw this, I would probably bring by some groceries for a 2-year-old child. And then I would hope I did not get battered with an iron bar before I could leave the yard.
Let's Just Get This Out In The Open
This might be the right moment to introduce you to the nice german verb "fremdschämen". It means to blush and feel ashamed and uncomfortable (without being involved) for things other people do.
There are days when that's my most used word!
Load More Replies...Why was *she* looking after *his* sick mother? He obviously had too much free time, he could have looked after her himself.
Just Why
“Questionably Moist” Is Now Part Of My Daily Lexicon Thanks To This Sign
The reality is all money is unsanitary and loaded with germs and bacteria.
I Found This Sign Posted All Over My Hometown
While I'm generally against those cheater-info-boards, it gives me a warm feeling to imagine having done this years ago to my cheating ex and my friend lol
Could’ve At Least Made A New Sign
5 bucks says it was Courtney. Bit suspicious that she had a replacement groom ready so quickly. Or it could just be a joke.
Load More Replies...A Lovely Sign In Skokie Il
Clearly never met any Muslims. My immediate neighbours are Muslim and are lovely. I'm elderly and they watch out for me.
I was going to say something similar, they are peaceful people
Load More Replies...Looks like a preview to what's coming (again) in my country. Though, now we need to keep this statement strong. First they came for the Muslims, and we said "not this time m**********r".
i think respecting peoples beliefs is important, no matter what your personal experience is
Load More Replies...That's Definitely Illegal, Chicken Shack
Time for an addendum underneath: "We know this is illegal, and the Labor Board has been notified"
Dryer 39 Forever Unclean
I think this scares even other patrons from using dryer 39, or potentially the whole laundrette.
I agree, the laundromat should not have let this sign be hung up, for many reasons.
Load More Replies...Umm, I'm pretty sure that genital herpes cannot be spread to someone else by touching their freshly laundered clothes... Also, you shouldn't leave your clothes unattended while at the laundromat, because of grimy people, like the one that stole this person's clothes.
If We’re Doing Small Town Bar Bathroom Signs, Here’s One I Saw Recently
I pity the poor soul who had to write that yet still was so nice they had felt compelled to add that smiley face.
I pity the poor soul who was stuck in the bathroom before they saw there was no toilet paper.
Load More Replies...Perhaps someone who realized there was no toilet paper after the point of no return?
Load More Replies...If it's a problem, why do you still have a curtain within reach of their Azz?
Why on earth would they have a curtain that can potentially reach for wiping?
I have a friend who owns a bar. someone keeps taking the light bulbs in the women's rest room.
Itch powder or cayenne powder on the curtain would prevent repeat behavior.
Ruining A Sign Meant To Protect A Child Because You Didn’t Like The Wording
Sorry and please don't downvote me and get all dicky about it, but why on earth would anyone want this sign?
In case the kid is a runner and/or isn't able to communicate.
Load More Replies...probably get downvoted, but: is that an official sign? And why should people slow down for an autistic child? Is there a danger of it running into the street? I just find it kinda weird that an actual sign got put up for one person.
we have one of these signs on my street. it's a thing, and it's a good thing to have if the child is at risk of running in the road or something.
Load More Replies...Person-first language or identity-first language is an interesting discussion. There are good reasons on both sides. Yet both sides have people who are shouting very loudly that their view is 100% the truth and that the other view is horrible. But either way, there are better places to have that discussion than on road signs.
Person-centred language. I work in intellectual disabilities and we put person first, so they are not defined by the disability. Be kind, person should be before their disability. Person with Disability, child with autism, etc. But I have never seen a whole sign. We want inclusion, not pointing us out.
She's Not Missing Or Anything
That'll get charges pressed against you in America. She could claim harassment, defamation, slander, etc. Be careful.
But how do you press charges if you don't know or have proof of who made and distributed this sign? On a side note the woman in the photo looks familiar, I'm curious where this sign was actually posted?... 🤔
Load More Replies...Local Pharmacy Felt The Need To Post:
Saw This On Another Subreddit I Thought It Belonged Here Too
What? You don't enjoy celebrating the external genitals of a foetus?
Load More Replies...Geez! Who shoved a pumpkin up their backside? I wonder what brought this on?
One woman tried to shame us for not getting candies for kids who wanted to go trick and treat. Not only do we not celebrate Halloween, or live in any place that does, 31st was Diwali, a major celebration for us. All of us just ignored her message.
Australia, a country where christian religious fanatics made excuses for priests r@ping orphans, getting pi$$y over Hallowe'en.
USA, a country turning into a theocracy at full speed where Christian religious fanatics will soon rule every aspect of people's lives, getting pi$$y over everything except their own stupidity.
Load More Replies...The language is not okay of course, but I do kinda agree with the sentiment. There's no reason to import this party from the US to our countries, we already have our own traditional parties for kids. And if people wanna celebrate something by themselves, that's a different story, but going door to door means that all your neighbours have to kinda take part in your celebration. This "America has it, so we should do it too" mindset is a bit absurd. (And yes, I do realize it's originally from places like Ireland, but people wanna do it because the US does it)
“That Sign Can’t Stop Me Because I Can’t Read!”
I've always lowkey wished to happen upon someone trying to "reserve" a parking spot like this. I have a gigantic rectangle of a van ('01 VW Eurovan.) I'd start to pull into the parking spot (not TOO close) and then just lay on my horn. Really just hold it down. XD
Please let me know if you ever do this lol I’d love to see it happen
Load More Replies...Does this happen often? I live in Dallas and have never seen someone hold a parking spot by standing in it. Is there chronic shortage of parking spaces?
Store Sign In My Hometown. It's Really Become A Problem
If it’s just a convenience store, who cares? Going out to dinner like that would be trashy, but come on…
It's a thing with teenagers now to wear PJ pants everywhere. Just like any stupid trend that young people do. I wore leg warmers and a stirrup pants in the 80's so I can't judge. ;)
I bought a pair of leg warmers today. I'm bringing it back, join me.
Load More Replies...Busybodies who feel compelled to police how other people choose to live their lives.
Load More Replies...Imagine having so little problems in your own life, that you worry about what clothes other people wear. There is no inherent reason why a certain style or color or material should only be worn in certain places. They're all just arbitrary rules that we made up, so we can also change those rules or jsut dump those rules. As long as you're covering your private bits, there's no reason for other people to get to dictate what you should wear.
The Janitors At My Work Recently Put Up These Signs Inside The Bathroom Stalls
I’m Afraid How Many Times This Happened To Wear A Sign Needed To Be Put Up
Can Not Believe My Salon Has To Deal With This On Such A Regular Basis That They Had To Make A Sign For It
The Need For This Sign
Found This Gem At Our Local Exxon Station
Stealing is bad, but name calling and body shaming are uncalled for and just as bad.
Like the saying "You do the crime, you pay your time." Meaning they have to pay the consequences for their actions. If they weren't stealing, there would have been no name calling or shaming of these people.
Load More Replies...Found This One In The Wild. Fishersville Va
No, but people spending their time sitting around holding signs very probably are.
No they are not but you definitely are . What kind of sane person is bothered so much about people's sexuality that is happy to sit there holding a big sign under the sun ? Weirdo...
Some might be, but that's from being human not being a lesbian.
I reckon he got caught watching videos he shouldn't and told his wife it was 'research' into his one man mission of eradicating homosexuality with his little sign on the side of a ro and it's painful insult. What a moron 😂
Someone Stole This Old Lady's Chair
Wow, I really hope this was an honest mistake, in that they thought it was free for the taking and they weren't just some low life, knowingly stealing someone's current/in use wheelchair from them.
My Local Vets Office
Animals shouldn't be abandoned but surely the vet is a better option than some other abandoments I've read about.
Not all vets have 24-hour staffing and, even if they do, it seems unfair to put the responsibility of contacting a shelter and having to transport abandoned animals on the vet staff just because they have training and experience handling animals. They have jobs and lives, jobs which are already pretty difficult without adding abandoned pets on top.
Load More Replies...Probably among the best places to abandon your pet... the alternative for these people is a dumpster or a ditch. Vets make enough to help abandoned creatures find their way to the shelter. Stop being d*cks.
Opened Nextdoor To See This
Someone actually took the time to write this, to use little pink highlighter for flair, to put it in a little protective packet, and to package tape it to a sign. They walk among us... ugh.
Having Your Daughter Hold Up Anti-Vaxx Signs
Probably also home schooled, which is code word for anti science religious indoctrination.
Load More Replies...Did you hear about the unvaccinated four year old throwing a tantrum? She was having a mid-life crisis.
Take a good look, folks. This is what stupid looks like in America today. And if they voted for Trump, that's being super stupid. Because once the DOE is gutted and the special school they likely send their son to are closed down, they'll have to spend thousands of dollars to pay for a private school for their son to go to. IF she can find one that will take him.
HAS to be vaccines and not, oh, air pollution, pesticides, chemicals in our water, all of the above?
The People For Whom This Sign Needed To Be Created Are Trashy Indeed
Wow Well Done Karen You Really Saved The Day
Sigh
There's a woman here in western Washington, US, specifically in Tacoma, that has been pulling this scam at delis and sandwich shops, claiming her food was spoiled or made wrong, and insisted on receiving a cash refund, which she was able to get out of a handful of businesses. They have her photo, and name, and I believe she is being sought by the nickname Sandwich Scammer. The news story about this interviewed a business that rejected her claim unless she showed a receipt, which of course she cannot produce. One of the stupidest criminals out there
There are places that replace it without you showing the faulty one? That is wild, where I live no single store or restaurant would ever give you a replacement without getting to check what's wrong with the other one, because even a kid can see that it would get misused all the time.
This Guy On The Next Street Over From Me Who Puts Up Signs Trashing His Next Door Neighbor. It’s Been Going On For Years Now And The Signs Change Every Few Months
Dang. What happened to make this neighbor so mad they’re making signs every month for years!?!?
Probably got told to fúck off when he started handing out orders about other people's homes.
Load More Replies...That's a lot of money to spend on a grudge, but oh well, neighbor's money to waste if they want.
This Sign They Sadly Had To Post At Work
Gas Station Bathroom Sign. Sad That We Need To Be Told
This Sign At My Doctors Office. Who Does This?
I think it's pretty common that people steal plastic gloves, face masks etc.
It doesn't necessarily mean that it's right.
Load More Replies...This Sign A Kid Is Holding Up At A Football Game
I saw a car with a Hawk-Tuah sticker on it today, all the way in Tasmania! So trashy!
It's from some girl who got her 15 seconds of internet fame when an interviewer asked her "what move drives men wild in the bedroom?" or something like that. She responded (I'm paraphrasing) "you just 'hawk-tuah' on that thing and go down on it!" - with the "hawk-tuah" part meaning spit and "that thing" being the dude's thing. So basically this kid is holding a sign that basically says his dad gave his mom permission to spit on and suck some soccer players whing-dang-doodle in order to get a soccer jersey. I really hope the kid has no idea what "hawk-tuah" really means, but alas.
Load More Replies...Anti Maskers In Mendocino, Ca. "Land Of The Free Signs On The Other Windows And A Menu Of Cheeseburger, Fries, Coke. 'Merica!
Good news! Shortly after pulling this stunt they went out of business. The landlord manned up and put a provision in the lease about tenants following health and safety mandates. At the same time the owner was fined $20k for health violations. The cafè owner tried to disparage the landlord online to reverse his decision, but ultimately moved out suffering a "devastating financial loss". Good riddance! https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/Fiddleheads-Cafe-Mendocino-closed-shuttered-mask-16282595.php
The cafe owner's comments in the article touch every topic on the magat checklist.
Load More Replies...So anyone with COVID be sure to go in without a mask and cough in the owners face.
Was Working On A Particularly Smelly Elevator In This Building When I Noticed This Sign
They may have meant to write "We will be reporting you to the police," and forgot to proofread.
Load More Replies...Gotta Love Seeing This In The Neighborhood
Let's Bring The Kids In To This
Awful thing for the husband to do but even more awful of the mom to bring the kids into it
Local Sandwich Place Here In Fresno. Ca
Covidiots, they are still out there you know! Meanwhile I’m waiting for my internal 5G to kick in from my vaccine as the signal here is c**p
Yeah why is my 5G service still so bad in the boonies? I've gotten all my boosters.
Load More Replies...Nothing like a little racist stupidity to go with your lunch. On the flip side, it's handy when the morons announce it proudly.
This is one of the things I miss about the first year or 2 of the pandemic. I didn't have to talk to people to determine their intelligence -- I could just look at their ability to properly wear a mask.
Load More Replies...I hope they give covid to one of their loved ones. That way they can see the responsibility of their actions.
Stop Sign In My Town
House In My Town With A Stolen McDonald's Sign In Their Yard
I think they don't use this kind of sign anymore. They probably took it out of a dumpster.
It's a drive-thru sign and still used at many locations
Load More Replies...Dollar General Sign In Ville Platte
No one wants to work for minimum watge that doesn't keep up with the cost of living and no benefits and/or c**p managers. There, fixed it for you.
Call it what it is: an exploitation scam, where you underpay the employees so they have to make up for it by getting government benefits. In other words, the government is paying your employees half their wages so you can afford your yacht.
Load More Replies...Nobody wants to work for minimum wage which has not kept up with inflation.
I understand that nobody wants to work for minimum wage but how TF do these people live without any income? Isn't a minimum wage paycheck better than no paycheck? Genuine question because I never understood this. Even with government benefits, which aren't enough to live off of, I don't understand how not working and having any income is the better option?
Load More Replies...The Behavior That Made This Sign Necessary
Wow this sign appears to be on the window of a safe consumption space/clean injection site. This is sad to see, especially because I'm an addict who's been clean for a little more than 2.5 years and this is what gets these places shut down permanently. Safe consumption sites save lives and help to reduce HIV, Hepatitis and other diseases common with IV grud use,.as well as help many get off substances and many other resources. Point being, these places are important to a significant portion of the community, please don't disrespect and damage a vital life line.
Sign In My Work’s One Bathroom
This Sign In A Tanning Place A Few Years Back
Found This In The Pockets Of Clothes At Kohl’s In The Kids Section, Specifically A Replica Army Blouse. Don’t Spread Propaganda To Children
That makes me livid - even as a vegan person! I never met an omnivore forcing anyone to eat meat. So: Vice versa. Do what you want but don't play Messiah. Period.
I mean, BP has its fair share of stories of omnivores smuggling meat into the food of vegans, so it actually happens. Still you're right that the above is a s**t move. It's just not 'all vegans' who are like this, it's a very small minority. Disclaimer: I'm an omnivore myself.
Load More Replies...I know. We're all like the the slavery abolitionist. We need to realize that owning a slave is a personal choice. We have no right to force our views on others. In all seriousness, when your personal choice has a victim, it's no longer a personal choice. The only difference is what is culturally acceptable. One quote I always find appropriate is, "If you want to know where you would have stood on slavery before the Civil War, don’t look at where you stand on slavery today. Look at where you stand on animal rights". You can hate us, but you may end up on the wrong side of history.
It seems pretty clear that those who hate on vegans just try to deflect from / project their own bad conscience. If people would just eat less meat, a bit more conscious on quality - and on quality of life for the animal - a lot would be won already, and it doesn't hurt.
Load More Replies...Only reinforces my belief that vegans are nothing but food terrorists.
Oh The Irony
The first wave of COVID was the really deadly one and many people who lived in densely populated cities did die. The vaccines prevented so many deaths and distancing minimized ones' chances of contracting the disease. It was a myth that being physically fit and eating healthy foods would spare you from death. Just look at New York City and the thousands of all ages that died in that first wave.
Load More Replies...Kinda Sad, But Kind Of A Genius Marketing Strategy
What….. Why??
Church Sign
Most of these dumbassess never have read the entire bible or they didn't understand half of it because... They're too dense to read and understand a children's book
Load More Replies...Religifreaks have no problems with half their pastors being pederasts.
If churches, congregations, and pastors worried about and took care of all their own sins first, they wouldn't have time to stick their noses into everyone else's life and worry about someone else's so-called sins.
Wait... Presbyterians?? They are like Religion Lite. My Mom is in that religion and they had a lesbian minister, plus several gay couples in the church. The few times I have joined her, they mostly sing and talk about loving one another (and the whole Jesus stuff too).
This Frat’s Sign During Parent’s Weekend
Your parents must be so proud. That one one the left is wearing a bandage on his hand, self inflicted repetitive injury me thinks
Update For A Post Someone Made The Other Day From My Town. Our Newly Single Neighbor Has Added Christmas Lights So You Can See Their Sign At Night Time!
Part 2 Of Pennsylvania Billboard “Toned Down”
Local Taco Johns Had To Post This Sign. As If Fast Food Workers Don’t Already Have It Rough
This Sign
Aside from being revolting and crass, completely nonsensical. If anyone is 'cooking' the 'bun in the oven' it is obviously the woman. Following this analogy, the man is nothing more than the grocery delivery boy.
It seems to me all these signs are just an indication that a greater percentage of the population have been shortchanged in their education and upbringing.
" a little of milk " I wonder if they are referring to the milk of human kindness, or Milk of Magnesia
Load More Replies...I totally agree with the 3rd comment below. What's this business about " subscribing " ? I'm not going to pay a fee.
Ill ne leaving B.P. soon. They way they push the premium on a site that is becoming less and less enjoyable as it is, is going to be my deal breaker.
Fvck you and your "bored premium" bushllit. Nobody is going to pay for it.
I totally agree with the 3rd comment below. What's this business about " subscribing " ? I'm not going to pay a fee.
Ill ne leaving B.P. soon. They way they push the premium on a site that is becoming less and less enjoyable as it is, is going to be my deal breaker.
Fvck you and your "bored premium" bushllit. Nobody is going to pay for it.
