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There's a subreddit called '[Stuff] Mom Groups Say' and it's dedicated to the drama that unfolds in online parenting communities.
From those who believe that essential oils cure all diseases to big anti-vax showdowns, the subreddit positions itself as a place to critique the "no judge" culture of these groups.
One of the more popular tropes here is what the internet considers the toxic boy mom. The subreddit's members believe some mothers are just too obsessed with their son's gender. More vivid examples include a fascination with their kid's penis and looking at him as the partner they never had.
Continue scrolling to check out the pictures and let us know in the comments if you also think that these are not okay or if you believe the subreddit is reaching a bit too far.
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#1
When You #boymom Too Hard On Instagram, And The Internet Calls You Out
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Save the male children. These are the people that shouldn't be having kids.
Robert Morgan 2 years ago
Nothing says love like your partner saying it's them or your own family. I can get another wife, I can't get another family, and THEY WERE THERE FIRST.
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#2
Just Boy Mom Things
timothythefrog (he/they) 2 years ago
In the distance, freud pumps his fist.
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J Célèste Kee 2 years ago
Ah yes, raising your kids to be surrogate partners because you made poor choices. What could possibly go wrong there? 😬
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Just thinking out loud here, but if you never had the man you never had, maybe you should think about whether your kids will appreciate being dragged into this world just to fill the hole in your life
Lost Penny 2 years ago
When people post something unhinged, they don't even realise it's unhinged, do they? They look over whatever they typed, go like, "Yup, looks great! I am amazing!" and keep posting 🥴
A solid relationship with a mother is one of the most beautiful things in the world and a good portent for a happy married life.
Women are often credited with fostering emotional intelligence in their children, and research shows that couples with greater emotional intelligence are likely to have a higher degree of marital satisfaction and fewer conflicts.
#3
“Boy-Moms”
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
No fight, just hadn't been flossing enough. And all that blood, it's not from a fight, she's just been to the dentist and they've been using that little pokey thing, stabbing the gums and saying "You need to brush more regularly".
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Korean Boi 2 years ago
aww this is kinda sad. I hope that that lioness and cub is ok. the blood oh lawd have mercy
Laura Smith 2 years ago
Imagine pulling a gun on my son and all the sudden your house burns down..Just dont.
#4
Mother Of The Groom’s Outfit - I’m Sure The Bride Was Thrilled!
Christina Watson 2 years ago
I'd be the one at the wedding to scold the woman for her nasty choice of dress . Because I have all the friends I need, and don't care who I upset. Somethings need to be said!
Suzanne Hall 2 years ago
If a mother of the groom wears that, is she fantasizing about marrying her son??? SICK
Rostit . 2 years ago
What is wrong with her? Why is she standing like that? That dress is not flattering. Looks like a lumpy chicken wrap
Cinde Roberts 2 years ago
Were I the bride, I'd be all, "You go, you lumpy chicken wrap! Good for you! OWN IT!"
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Janelle Collard 2 years ago
Yeah, there would be a large glass of red wine with her name on it (and not for drinking.) :)
#5
Oh My God Finally Someone Said It
...or a girl in her early or mid twenties is baffling to me. I don't know what boy mom needs to hear this but your son is not responsible for romantically furlilling your needs. Your son is eventually going to move on. And your son is eventually going to start a family without you. Yes, he's a part of the family that you created. But you're not gonna be a part of his immediate family forever. Your husband or partner is responsible for emotionally fulfilling you. And if you don't have a husband or partner, you are responsible for emotionally fulfilling yourself. Because our kids owe us nothing. And as a matter of fact, we chose to bring them into this world. So our responsibility to fulfill them and expect nothing in return. It's your responsibility to be the bigger person. And stop fighting with his girlfriend or wife
Casey McAlister 2 years ago
I don't understand. Can somebody please explain what's the point here?
Christina Watson 2 years ago
I'm with you. Maybe the girlfriend eats all their food?
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Betty Walker 2 years ago
Silly me, second oldest of 7, 5 boys and one sister, mother to 4 boys. I thought being a “ boy mom” meant be very careful cleaning out pockets when doing laundry, having to cook twice as much of everything, having “Lego “ covered floors and trucks and cars everywhere. Size of cars and trucks grow as they do. These posts are a whole other topic !!!!!
Acerola Orion 2 years ago
Since a lot of people seem to be wondering about what is going on here, I thought I should provide some context. The image with the mum is from a short video posted by the mum herself, where she makes a sandwich with, what seems like, only chili powder. From her expression this does not seem like a prank, or like it's meant to be humorous in any way. From my point of view this seems like a very childish and passive aggressive way to deal with something the mum feels is a problem.
G R 2 years ago
Lol parents complaining that their kids' friends come over and eat all the food is just a standard part of being a parent. It has nothing to do with being a boy mom, or jealousy over the girlfriend. I bet anything when her son was 13/14 and having all his 13/14yr old boy friends over, they went through the kitchen like locusts.
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Uh maybe the girlfriend has some emotional issues, you're lying or she's poor.
However, an unhealthy relationship might lead to what we call mommy issues. Even though it isn't an actual clinical term, the concepts behind it can often be explained through a psychological lens, like the attachment theory.
This theory came from John Bowlby, who figured out that attachment styles formed in early childhood can dictate the nature of a person's relationships in the future. Many times, people who had issues with their mothers develop an insecure attachment style, which can be categorized into three groups:
- Anxious-preoccupied: If you find that you are particularly clingy or demanding in relationships, it could be a sign of an anxious-preoccupied attachment style. It's basically the ongoing concern that your partner won't be around when you need them the most.
- Fearful-avoidant: If you find it hard to connect and generally become more distant and detached in romantic relationships, this can be a sign of a fearful-avoidant attachment style. This happens when someone is afraid of getting hurt, so they close themselves off in order to protect against the possibility.
- Dismissive-avoidant: If you find yourself avoiding romantic relationships altogether, this could be a sign that you have a dismissive-avoidant attachment style. In this case, people typically avoid deeper relationships as a whole because they have proven too difficult to navigate in the past.
#6
More Gross “Boy Mom” Content On A Picture Of Her 6 Year Old By The Pool
Sweensmum 2 years ago
That's been my reaction to all of these. I want to show this to my 2 sons, just so they appreciate me more😁
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Kipper 2 years ago
This is literally pedophilia. There's no other way to put it! Imagine a father doing this to their daughter. That's a CHILD.
thatbisexualtacocat 2 years ago
The full picture didn't show for me, and by the other comments I'm kinda glad
Panda-sized Potato 2 years ago
It's cut on purpose because that is a child.
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Christina Watson 2 years ago
This woman is sick. Her comment sexualizes a little boy. Her own son!! Maybe she's just dim witted or slow.
#7
Maybe This Should Have Stayed An Inside Thought
LadyJaye(she/they) 2 years ago
*rapidly chugs unsee juice* Ahh finally free
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Toni 2 years ago
if they are older you dont change during the night. i would never wake my two year old in the middle of the night...
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#8
Boymoms Are The Reason For Waifu Entitlement
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
A couple of the "rules" are fine. But the majority are just excessive nonsense.
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Beck 2 years ago
This is just so weird. I have 3 sons. Ages 14, 15 and 21. I am nice as pie to the girls they bring around. My 21 year old has a son that is almost 3 and his girlfriend has been around for about 5 years. I love her to death! Super sweet. Why would I act like a crazy lady to the person that could make sure I see less of my son and grandson? No way.
Cara G 2 years ago (edited)
Thank you, Beck, for being so gracious and kind. This was really nice to read 🥰
Load More Replies... Majungasaurus 2 years ago
When people make their children their entire personality….and then turn it up 🫣
Lem Johnson 2 years ago
Mothers like this produce the kind of pathetic man babies who don't know how to do laundry or clean in their 20's and expect their wives to be their bang maids. Frankly, love, you can keep your "Prince", we don't want him.
Robert Morgan 2 years ago
Meanwhile I was raised to cook, clean, and launder better than any woman I've known, and women hate it lol. Independent men who want nothing from women are hated by women, we're not leverageable.
Load More Replies... Casey McAlister 2 years ago
Get a lawyer? Does his idea of a first date include armed robbery?
J Célèste Kee 2 years ago
At least she admits upfront that she’s planning to be a horrible, meddling MIL from hell so everyone involved can prepare for some b******t in advance.
Sophia Eressea 2 years ago
Hopefully, her pRiNCe sees her for who she is and is not molded to this toxic nonsense.
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#9
I Physically Cringed Reading All Of This
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
Hey he hasn’t “boobed” in a couple days, give him a break 😂
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daniel ikelman 2 years ago
The fact you have to make up something like that is even creepier...
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Yeah. I not sure what's creepier, the idea that someone would still want to breastfeed their kid at 6 and a half, or that they feel the need to make up stories about it. And then look at their username. Yikes.
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Shannon Parmley 2 years ago
If your child will be able to remember sucking his/her Mom's boobs when they are grown, they are way way way too old to be breastfeeding
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
When they're old enough to consciously verbally ASK for it, it's already far too long v
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Mickipickie 2 years ago
Device. A six year old used the word device. Whole thing is creepy and doubtful
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
This is just my personal opinion but I think it’s wrong to breastfeed a nearly 7 year old child. A 2 year old, fine. 3 is still okay but a nearly 7 year old is not a baby anymore and you need to cut the apron strings
François Bouzigues 2 years ago
I think we left the personnal opinion 5 years ago. It is just plain gross.
Load More Replies...Research from the University of Reading says that children, especially boys, who have insecure attachments to their mothers in the early years have more behavior problems later in childhood.
The analysis by Dr. Pasco Fearon, from the School of Psychology and Clinical Language Sciences, looked at 69 studies involving almost 6,000 children aged 12 and younger and sought to clarify the extent to which bonds between children and their moms early in life affect children's later behavioral problems, such as aggression or hostility.
#10
Why Do "Boy Moms" Say This So Often
Haywood Jablome 2 years ago
Little boys can love their mommies :P I did until I was 5
Load More Replies... Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Eww man. And few women want to date momma's boys. Then the mommy's boys sit around and wonder why no woman wants them. The ones who want them are the ones who treat them like they're their child instead of a healthy relationship. It is not your job to take care of the man you're dating like you're his mommy.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
This is so creepy. Sad. Pathetic. You sublimate all your power as an equal in your relationship with your husband; to impose an Oedipal complex on your son, using the unfair advantage of being his mother. Pathetic.
#11
"Don't Mind Me, Just Enjoying A Good Old Cup Of Boymom Fuel"
#12
The Boy Moms Are Not Ok Y’all
The happy frog 2 years ago
I call my mum mummy even though I am 17, is it weird??? Nobody has mentioned it and I didn’t realise until now how awkward it must sound
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Shannon Parmley 2 years ago
This is actually kinda sweet, but it could just as well be about your daughter's too
J Célèste Kee 2 years ago
This one doesn’t really fit here. She’s acknowledging that it’s healthy for her child to move out and find a partner but it’s still bittersweet. I think most parents can relate.
Casey McAlister 2 years ago
You don't "give away" your children, they aren't your old sweater you don't need anymore.
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
thank you! i walked my own ašş down to my spouse. i am not chattel.
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Steve Robert 2 years ago
And mommas, don't let your boys grow up to be cowboys ---Willie Nelson
Jen M 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah momma is a weird one. But the sentiment, raising ur boy right and him treating her as #1 is good I think. U want that right, a respectful grown man who loves his wife (and all other adult stuff like getting a good job, thriving as a human, etc). In any event, was there something I missed that was weird about this post? If so, point it out so I can "eew gross"with you all too!
Maisie Rose 2 years ago
Point me to it if I'm wrong or missed something, but I think that this is actually a decent one, it is saying that it is ok to let them find love and love someone else more than their mom, I might be missing something though so let me know
#13
#boymomlife
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
Hey! Look at you stepping outside appropriate social boundaries and being gross!
J Célèste Kee 2 years ago
Imagine being a middle aged adult and calling young girls skanks and whores with your face attached. Sicko.
Charlotte Phillips 2 years ago
You were a skank too in the vision of others psycho moms like you. Your mother in law must love your little skank a*s !
Cara G 2 years ago
I just said something similar. It's highly likely that one of these children is LGBTQ+ and I'm rooting for it to be one of the sons.
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weatherwitch 1 year ago
F*****g hell! Is she really calling young lasses and teenagers skanks? Way to bring up your boys hey? 🤬
"The central question we posed was whether attachment insecurity was associated with behavior problems across all the studies conducted to date," Dr. Fearon said. " The results showed quite clearly that the answer to this question is a firm yes."
"More specifically, our analysis showed that children with insecure attachments to their mothers, particularly boys, had significantly more behavioral problems, even when the behavioral problems were measured years later."
The study also recommended the need for treatment studies focusing on attachment and for more research on the significance of attachment between children and their fathers.
#14
Why Why Why Do “Boy Moms” Focus On This?!
Susie Elle 2 years ago (edited)
How about you stop focussing on your sons' private parts that haven't even gone through puberty yet?
Hex Gurls 2 years ago
eh it could be a valid concern if she was actually worried abt health issues, she definitely shouldn’t put it online tho
Ken Beattie 2 years ago (edited)
I think you're spot on. The flipside of this is maybe kid number 2 is gonna be average and kid 1 is gonna be under-endowed. I think if she's posting anonymously it's not harmful either. Edit: for anyone who doesn't get it, just substitute penis for any other body part "ear" will do. If you had a baby with ears twice as big as his *toddler* brother you'd have to wonder what was going on and whether you needed to worry, maybe even if there needed to be medical intervention.
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Donkey boi 2 years ago
Just in case you're actually now wondering, the actual answer to this is: As babies & toddlers, size is completely irrelevant and can actually vary from month-to-month (especially once the testes have descended). Things tend to settle down during the late toddler period and almost all will eventually end up at the pre-pubescent average. The actual growth of the penis begins at the start of puberty. By the end of puberty the penis stops growing in size, and that is what you'll be left with.
OutspokenHBW 2 years ago
I'm gonna gouge my eyes out with a brooch in honor of these families.
François Bouzigues 2 years ago
Parents focus on any distinct bodily part of their offspring, especially when they have more than one kid. What would be weird would be having doubts or worries about a baby body part and not investigate because it is a genitalia.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Lady, it's quite obvious that there will DEFINITELY be "issues down the line," but they're not gonna be related to the size of your boys' parts. Seriously, get some help before you TOTALLY screw your kids up!
#15
Why Can't It Just Say 'Mom' Instead Of 'Boy Mom'?
What's the big difference? Paul and Morgan always hate on trans people for finding their identity in gender, yet they do the exact same thing all the time, and at such random moments none the less.
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
So, I guess not knowing who this is is a blessing?
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Rocky 2 years ago
Truth.. it is beyond weird to have to flaunt you have birth to boys.
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Deborah B 2 years ago
She's making her kid's gender a major part of her identity. That's bizzare. The petty part of me kinda wants her kid to be trans. Not really, because I wouldn't wish a transphobic parent on any trans kid, but just in a mean "It would serve her right" way.
2 years ago
now in between youtuber and boy mom it says "battled infertility for 5 years"... like i'm sorry that happened but her putting it in her insta bio makes it feel like that's just her trying to get attention because of it.
#16
These Boy Moms Are Out Of Control
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
I'm telling you man it seems like most of these are people from the south and that they wanna bang their sons.
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I deeply dislike seeing parents kissing their kids on the mouth
I'm Kid A 2 years ago
Guys, it was gonna be the tip of his nose (look at the angle and how small she made her mouth... this wasn't a *muah!* on the lips) as sort of a cute little "boop!" kinda thing. Still a bit weird, but not incestuous. Especially when it's your small child that you're cutely "booping" on the nose... but, she had me in the first half, lol. She didn't *actually* go for it, haha. Maybe good prep for when he eventually finds himself in a less-than-perfect relationship. A little strange, but not exactly incestuous and disgusting.
Lena Flising 1 year ago
Silliness! I am the oldest of four siblings, two girls and two boys (well, men and women now, as the youngest is 42). We have always felt that our mom loves each and one of us 100 percent. There was never any reduction in the love when a new sibling was born, the love just grew. And, we love her back, 100 percent each.
#17
Um Weird Flex
Dela Bee 2 years ago
"Whatever you do to him, I will do to you." Uh no thanks. I'm flattered, really; I just don't see you that way. 😳
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Casey McAlister 2 years ago
so if I take him on a date, you are taking me on one as well? Weird flex, but okay, as long as you are paying.
Mickipickie 2 years ago
Can anyone say, 40 year old virgin? Who would date a guy with that baggage?
Lem Johnson 2 years ago
So glad my mother in law is a lovely, sane woman who treats me like one of her own and loves her sons in a healthy, normal way.
thatbisexualtacocat 2 years ago
Why did i read, "Understand I can make you gay"? I'm kinda scared for myself, ngl
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Personally i see zero logical reasons to have kids, but if there were one, it would be to create a functional, well adjusted, independent adult. This is not how to do that
Sabra Faire 2 years ago
There needs to be a functional, well adjusted, independent adult to raise one.
Load More Replies... Majungasaurus 2 years ago
Wow if my boyfriend’s mom had this hanging up somewhere the first time we met, it would tell me a lot about her lol
Why does this happen? Well, the way that mothers treat their children directly correlates with the way their mothers treated them.
For example, one study found that mothers who felt that they were accepted and supported by their own mothers as kids went on to have balanced relationships with their own children; they were more sensitive to their child's needs and less intrusive.
#18
Boymom
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
It’s a weird word to describe yourself in relation to your crotch goblins, not a personality trait
Something 2 years ago
It doesn't make sense to refer to children as "crotch goblins." Children are people. They were conceived and born the same way all other people were. At what age do you consider yourself not a crotch goblin?
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daniel ikelman 2 years ago
Never even heard of this boymom c**p. Social media gets dumber every day
Lena Flising 1 year ago
Boys are just as different from each other as girls and boys are different from each other. Just think about the physical difference between the front-man of the Finnish black metal group Lordi, and the English comedian Joe Lycett. (They might be equally pleasant though; you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.)
#19
[gendered] Only Boy Moms Know About Adjustable Waist Bands
![[gendered] Only Boy Moms Know About Adjustable Waist Bands](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/clipimage-6447bf8b8ce7b__700.jpg "[gendered] Only Boy Moms Know About Adjustable Waist Bands")
Heather Resatz 2 years ago
Right .. because daughters are never tall and thin .. this is just weird
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
Or people without long legged skinny kids can't make a simple educated guess as to what that strap and button is for.
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Mother of long-legged skinny boy here. A total aside note: These are absolutely genius. I cried when he reached the size where they stopped making them adjustable. I'm happy he can now find super skinny pants as an adult.
Tiki Stanford 2 years ago
As the mother of a boy and a girl, these are on all kid's clothing to a certain age. Side note, they should be standard on all clothing, kids and adults. Life would be so much better with an adjustable waist band!
AlienBarbu 2 years ago
I bought those kind of pants for my niece and my nephew as birthday gifts when they were toddlers, because I knew it would last longer as they grew up and it would've been less hard on my sister's wallet. I don't even have kids and I knew what it was, the boymom culture needs to stop gatekeeping stuff and please stop being creepy.
#20
Boymom, You Say?
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I had absolutely no idea people were so obsessed by being a boymom, I didn't even know this was a thing and now I'm horrified
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Me too, it’s so weird! Imagine if the dad was saying, “here is my baby girl, she is the angel to make up for my lousy wife”. I’m not sure I want to read anymore 🫣
Load More Replies... QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
My (53F) only child is a boy (19M) and I totally don't get this crazy redneck "boymom" malarkey. I know other women who have multiple boys and haven't gone off the rails. Yes, we love our boys, and yes, it is 52 flavors of hell when they move out, but dang! Save the psycho bit for Halloween.
Dekker451 2 years ago
Region and dialect have nothing to do with it. People are this batshit across the map.
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago
I mean, I know generally boys tend to be more into sports, but what child doesn't love dinosaurs? that's not generally seen as a boy thing. I was saying complex dinosaur names before I was a year old. absolutely obsessed. now, in my 40s, I've got a dinosaur tattoo. still love them.
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Did the boy finally realize his mom is a danger to his well-being so the narcissist mom decided to sell her pants?
Jen M 2 years ago
I guess it was only time there was a #boymom movement online, considering the entire history of most human kind, treating their sons as gold and their girls as an afterthought (societaly, most oarevts live all their kids equally of course) lol, it initially Said sobs instead of sons, rather relevant for this post, no?
#21
Poor Kid. I Feel So Bad For Him. This Is In A Boy Moms Group
Casey McAlister 2 years ago
Well, if you spank him, you shouldn't be surprised he hits you back. You are teaching him that physical violence is ok.
Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
So basically you're teaching him only those who are bigger and in authority are allowed to hit - good job!
kath morgan 2 years ago
Where on earth could he have learned to use violence to cope with negative feelings? It’s a mystery 🤔
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
In addition to the violence and alcoholism, I'm concerned about a 15 month old who can't talk. I wouldn't expect full sentences at that point, but does she mean like no words at all? That seems off to me.
Cinde Roberts 2 years ago
Nah. They all develop at their own pace. My now 5-year-old granddaughter was concerningly slow at language development, but is amazingly smart and well adjusted.
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Sabra Faire 2 years ago
Spanks a 15 month old????? He's not in the terrible 2s, (and that would not justify a spanking), he's 1yr 3 months old. 😢😢
But if it makes you feel any better, we humans aren't the only creatures who have trouble with our attachments.
In a recent paper published in the journal Current Biology, Michael Weiss, the research director at the Center for Whale Research in Friday Harbor, Washington, and his colleagues looked back across four decades of life history records of Southern Resident killer whales in the Pacific Northwest and noticed a clear trend.
"Killer whale mothers pay a really huge cost to take care of their sons," says Weiss. That cost is that they have fewer offspring. "And they do this throughout their son's life and never really stop paying that cost to keep their sons alive."
In fact, when a mom dies, her son usually perishes within the next year or two. "We think that is largely because they're seeing a huge reduction in the amount of food they get," Weiss explains.
#22
We Get It Loren, You’re A Boy Mom. Odds Are You’ll End Up On I Love A Mamas Boy As One Of The Mamas. We. Get. It
Sassawrasse 2 years ago
It turns into a "your wedding is about me" and "how dare you take my son away from me" personality .
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Lena Flising 1 year ago
We get it; you love your child. But that ought to be the same whether the child is a boy or a girl, or a binary person, or twins, or whatever.
Cara G 2 years ago
Putting the malocchio on your infant is next level insanity and just isn't done. I'm not saying that I believe in it but being half Italian, this is probably the most serious of all the cultural superstitions and it is not taken lightly. Some Italians won't even say the word out loud.
#23
Boy Moms Be Like:
Sassawrasse 2 years ago
I've taught 14 year old boys. They do this. This teacher is delusional if she thinks they're not going to giggle. Heck, I would. 😂
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Just wait til they hit English lit and someone "ejaculated loudly" ;)
Load More Replies... OutspokenHBW 2 years ago
I'm not gonna judge here. I realized long ago that I was too immature to be a parent because of stuff like this. I would have laughed too, and then would have to pretend it wasn't funny when I scold the kid later.
Mysteria 2 years ago (edited)
Tbf that’s like every boy lol. You should’ve seen the boys my eight grade class, one day we were talking about geometry and the word “cylinder” came up. First thing someone says after is “You know what else is a cylinder?”. Then one day she says “Turn to page 69” and you can guess how that went. AND THEN one day someone choked on their water and the teacher asked if they were choking. A boy said “Oh he’s choking on SOMETHING alright” 💀
#24
Comparing Your Children's Penis Size And Wondering How To Make Them Endowed
Somebodys grandmother 2 years ago (edited)
This what Pink Floyd warned against in their song: " Mother" from the album The Wall... 50 years ago and people are not smarter today 🙈🤯😥
Somebodys grandmother 2 years ago
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb Mother do you think they'll like the song Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls Ooooh aah, Mother should I build a wall Mother should I run for president Mother should I trust the government Mother will they put me in the firing line Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time Hush now baby don't you cry Mama's gonna make all of your Nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you Mama's gonna keep you right here Under her wing She won't let you fly but she might let you sing Mama will keep baby cosy and warm Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall Mother do think she's good enough for me Mother do think she's dangerous to me Mother will she tear your little boy apart Oooh aah, mother will she break my heart Hush now baby, baby don't you cry Mama's gonna check out all your girl friends for you Mama won't let anyone dirty get through Mama's gonna wait up till you come in Mama will always
Load More Replies... Garry Cowan 2 years ago
What is it with these mothers and their sons appendages? Reverse it and if it was a father talking about his daughter he would most likely be in jail
Shane G 2 years ago
Yeah, especially at that age. Like, seriously, what sane person even knows what their 6 or 8 year olds junk looks like. That's so damn weird.
Load More Replies... Jungle Empress 85 2 years ago
Ah, I remember when I was that age. I was so concerned about my breast size! Aren't all grade schoolers worried about how well endowed they are? /s
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
This lady has got to be related to the daft lass comparing her infant and her toddler's equipment. What is wrong with you people?!?!?
Annik Perrot 2 years ago
Crazy. Those people are completely fûcked up. I've got three sons, and three DILs that I love, and it never even entered our minds to intervene in their love lives. When they were younger, girlfriends came and went, some we regretted after they disappeared, having made the error of becoming attached. Some made our boys unhappy, but you can only be there for them and hope you've helped them grow strong enough to weather it. The only time we DID intervene was when we learned one of our boys was harassing his ex on the phone. That, believe me, we put a firm stop to. Give your kids à break, people. Be there for them, but let them live their own life!
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She's Panicking About Being A Boy Mom Because She Can't Find Cute Clothes!? Also, The Girls Are Sooooo Easy Because You Neglect Them Smeli. Just Neglect The Boy Too And It Will Be Easy
Dreaming Spirit 2 years ago
Okay, please laugh all you want, but when I was pregnant I had a breakdown in the middle of baby clothes aisle precisely for that reason - all girl clothes were so cute, the boy ones, not so much. I blame that one on the hormones, though :)
François Bouzigues 2 years ago
There is nothing to laugh at. Plain random fact. And it goes further than baby fashion. Adult male fashion is plain boring and utterly limited compared to women´.
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OutspokenHBW 2 years ago
At least she isn't talking like she wants to knock boots with her son.
Cara G 2 years ago
Upvoted for use of "knock boots" and the quick trip back to 1994.
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Remi Flynne 2 years ago
The bears aren't dressed in some cutesy outfit or are cartoony or pink enough to be for a girl (sarcasm).
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Lara Starchild 2 years ago
They are kids, they are not a gender. Dress them in any color and shape!!!
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
yup. it looks like poops on a diarrhea background when my glasses aren't on my face
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N Miller 2 years ago
So, these women are the next generation of the dreadful mother in law, that I would put money on these women complain about having. Boys (ugh, sorry) cut the bloody apron strings before your smother strangles you with them.
Elio 2 years ago
For anyone getting Alabama vibes from some of these posts, there is a thing called emotional incest and that's what some of these sound like. There's nothing wrong being single or a single mother (or father). But it is creepy to use your kid to fulfill emotional needs that should come from a romantic partner. (And not all these people are even single but may be in an unhappy relationship.) Sh!t mom groups say has some wild posts.
Hphizzle 2 years ago (edited)
Publicly describing your child’s genitalia (let alone online for literally anyone to see) is so incredibly wrong! How do you even rationalize that? Discuss it with your doctor, yes of course, but not with random people online. It’s not a boy mom thing. It’s a really twisted humble brag.
Mimi777 2 years ago
It blows my mind how much personal information people post on social media for anyone to see.
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Greenmantle 2 years ago
Fast forward 18yrs and the sons are running to the nearest female their same age to escape the "S'Mothers". Seriously, this kind of intensity is damaging.
AG 2 years ago
I'm curious about the relationship status of all these women because it feels like they're creating husband sons as a substitute for male affection. May those boys find a strong male role models to undo the damage because some of those mothers are creating dudes that will struggle with all aspects of life and reality.
K W 2 years ago
In my limited personal experience most "boy moms" I know are married and predominantly in relationships that emphasize traditional gender roles. Not that there arent occasionally single moms, but as a solo parent and mom of an only son, I would never use the term boy mom or expect him to put me before his eventual partner. And he's definitely not a stand in for a "missing" relationship.
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N Miller 2 years ago
So, these women are the next generation of the dreadful mother in law, that I would put money on these women complain about having. Boys (ugh, sorry) cut the bloody apron strings before your smother strangles you with them.
Elio 2 years ago
For anyone getting Alabama vibes from some of these posts, there is a thing called emotional incest and that's what some of these sound like. There's nothing wrong being single or a single mother (or father). But it is creepy to use your kid to fulfill emotional needs that should come from a romantic partner. (And not all these people are even single but may be in an unhappy relationship.) Sh!t mom groups say has some wild posts.
Hphizzle 2 years ago (edited)
Publicly describing your child’s genitalia (let alone online for literally anyone to see) is so incredibly wrong! How do you even rationalize that? Discuss it with your doctor, yes of course, but not with random people online. It’s not a boy mom thing. It’s a really twisted humble brag.
Mimi777 2 years ago
It blows my mind how much personal information people post on social media for anyone to see.
Load More Replies... Greenmantle 2 years ago
Fast forward 18yrs and the sons are running to the nearest female their same age to escape the "S'Mothers". Seriously, this kind of intensity is damaging.
AG 2 years ago
I'm curious about the relationship status of all these women because it feels like they're creating husband sons as a substitute for male affection. May those boys find a strong male role models to undo the damage because some of those mothers are creating dudes that will struggle with all aspects of life and reality.
K W 2 years ago
In my limited personal experience most "boy moms" I know are married and predominantly in relationships that emphasize traditional gender roles. Not that there arent occasionally single moms, but as a solo parent and mom of an only son, I would never use the term boy mom or expect him to put me before his eventual partner. And he's definitely not a stand in for a "missing" relationship.
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